THIS GHOST NETHER PORTAL WON’T DIE! / Mastering Minecraft 22

That’s why i hate the nether so much man i was just an x-wing i was just an x-wing like pretty good man star wars right there i got nine experience tackle game time so invasion was what kind of did it mean what did yeah the children yeah Welcome back to taco game time that’s what he’s gonna say today we’re playing minecraft and boy do we have some stuff to do today we got a lot on our plate part of our mission today involves the nether right yes so i will you play until the nether because that’s what i do

Okay so looking for chicken nuggets in the nether no we’re looking for uh nether warts of course nether warts because we’re going to build a brewing stand and we’re going to make a potion so that we can go underwater that’s what i care about and guys if you want to see more nether

Awards click the subscribe button and it’ll just sign you right up to see more in other words i didn’t know those existed until the sentence that you said all right so you see all those emeralds we have i’m going to take them in the hopes that something very specific is still happening outside

Oh the uh there is uh who is it okay red green so for this particular potion we need something very specific which is a drowning cat which is a puffer fish there’s a part oh that’s a farmer fish i see it now but it also looks like a drowning cat

And we just i know it does we just have that was big on the screen we just happened to need that now it’s really tiny on the screen now it’s that was like like like 10 of them on the screen we need that puffer fish for what

For the potion for the potion and so he just happens to be right outside our door selling puffer fish this is suspicious i took it wait why is why that’s the most undecided guy ever here so put our emeralds back uh it’s pronounced emerald it’s not emeralds it’s like uh leviosa not leviosa

You know what i’m saying yeah you know what i’m talking about no you don’t you actually have a drowning cat i got to figure out what to do with that i need to get the pupper fish out of the bucket why is it flat like it’s like no animals are flat in minecraft

But that is just a picture you know it’s a good song is the team america theme song where’s our do you see our blaze rods lace rods no it’s probably unchecked somewhere do i have them here blaze rods 25 of them what’s next to it does that blaze powder please powder

So we’re actually gonna need we got a lot of crap dude there’s something better than diamond armor yeah there’s like new nether armor or something you knew about this yeah i just found out my nephew was like and he was saying words and i was

Listening to him and so we need to get better armor yes we do dang it that’s another whole another episode someday uh so i’m going to take make it brewing stand all right so we need that we need that you need a puffer fish to make a brewing station so

Okay like we have a brewing we have we have our brewing stand well that’s for the so are we going to kill puffer fish to make his potion yes what’s that uh we oh we have two glass bottles so we need that so basically okay so in the brewing stand you need to

You use a rod to like hold it up kind of basically yeah and then blaze powder is like the fuel okay and the bottle clearly is what it goes into it then you need the recipe and the recipe is a puffer fish nether warts okay that makes it and then you supercharge it

With redstone but you need to make the thing first what what’s the thing don’t you need to make this the brewing station i have it sorry i just showed it to you right there oh yeah you made one okay it’s right there so netherwart is the last thing that we

Need other after i grab well it’s not in there i need to grab hey hey you’re on taco game time how may i direct your call i was just wondering are you guys doing it or did you want to do um ryder drawings uh yeah i do but

Maybe you could just print out a bunch of random pictures and then i’ll add a goofy to and from all right have fun make it weird make it uh like ryan chambers you can just ask him to do it because he’s good at that too if you just you know

Okay handling business while playing video games i see that man that was the lazy way of me handling it uh we’re also going to try to enchant a helmet right now because if we enchant this helmet uh we might be able to get some uh some jazz from that event we

Didn’t need to so it’s like some modern water time so we don’t even know our goal in this episode is to explore the underwater place the palace that we found okay and so we’re creating a potion using his brew stand i’m gonna get us to be able to breathe underwater i’m gonna

Get to level 30 real quick you know what that involves slaughtering chickens look what you did why is there a random oh that’s our gold horse i found a horse in here and i put a saddle and oh dude if we take the horse we can

Go so much faster really oh he flies does he wait for us oh he’s well he’s trapped in here currently i don’t want to get a lot of eggs so why are you making me watch this killing chickens wow your xp goes up really fast i i’ve killed

I’ve slaughtered a chicken have you done this before uh this is the most chickens i’ve ever i’ve ever harvested but boy you get some xp from them imagine if somebody was watching this and they’re like their wife or girlfriend or mom came in and you’re like you’re just watching a pic a video

Of a guy just slaughtering a bunch of digital chickens and he’s like yeah basically if it’s a guy watching all right so your grandma what if your grandma walked in it’s like what are you doing like i’m killing i’m watching a guy killing chickens kids are into terrible things these days i hope

In the minecraft world reincarnation exists and all those chickens got another life all right so we’re gonna get at least blast protection for from it so let’s see what are you doing are you trying to get what are you hoping for i’m hoping for uh like i never always call it like

Underwater breathing do you actually know what you’re doing i think so i gotta throw a whole bunch of eggs look at me eggs i got fill that hot bar out bro get it okay luckily we got like some open ground right here i have learned you can’t kill chickens

With a chicken with eggs it’s off your horse what is what does he do what does he do when he gets mad oh i don’t know he just gets he just you know you see how there’s like turning red does he move he’s he does that it jumps he gets angry

I feel like i don’t wanna i don’t wanna like lose my horse you know like make him not my friend yeah the final fantasy seven and eight times three speed could be great although the button doesn’t pick the buttons you know what you need you need one of those genesis

Sega genesis turbo controllers or the nes ones remember those oh yeah you just hold a button and he’s like okay so we got a boat we got all the stuff we need other than nether warts and is there anything else that you’re saying that we don’t have

A bed we got a bed we’re good then bed and food that’s all we need okay a pickaxe and a sword head to the nether it’s just it’s just another word on the ground like it’s red i’m jumping in a tunnel jumping in a tunnel my name is bill my name is

King of the hill king of the bill chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop what is that it’s tricky what that is it’s a mushroom crimson fungus there there you go if you guys you guys need a band album title or something there you go

Move it man you’re gonna get hit are you hitting it with it it’s hitting himself it’s like bouncing off and hitting him goodbye so with that logic like his arrows bouncing off my shield and hitting him and hitting him and he was like ow yeah that is the most unrealistic thing

In minecraft uh we’re watching the hobbit leading up to lord of the rings for the first time with my son ryden and he’s watching it he was like was minecraft based on this and i’m like definitely i’m sure whoever made minecraft like loves lord of the rings

All right we’re back in the saddle again i’m back in the nether again we should do like a like a parody cd of just a bunch of classic songs just talk about minecraft oh sure stop for a minute don’t let the enderman see you oh yeah like where would it be though i

Don’t like there’s never crap on the ground will you google nether warts like youtube netherwars i want to see someone finding them find one new stairwells underneath gosh you got me you should probably eat yeah it just happened oh gosh it was dead one heart left yeah i am jeez dude i

Said go back to the forest man okay but there’s one place i can check right okay well then chicken this is the last bit of fortress man i’m getting beat up yes you are i wonder why check and see if you got another uh where their skull oh

Dude my helmet’s gone really that’s not good that’s not good at all i did not get a weather skull uh let’s start packing extra helmets oh we go to the nether that makes sense like that guy yeah he’s gonna attack you and shoot you have you been up here before

Yes this is the way out oh i’ve never like should i just kill him no are you just harvesting this what are you doing no i’m just seeing where this goes like oh my gosh you’re freaking me out buddy i wish i had your gold axe he’s not attacking me that’s good

I died uh off camera because brian was switching it i died we’re gonna see so many nether wars netherwards are ruining my life i love you all of our like we have oliver i are not like with you too why the 58 iron with you i am beelining to this i’m doing good

Man i love you you literally died in like the four seconds i don’t yeah i did i it was like it was literally it was probably like honestly three seconds of not filming and you died three seconds i don’t know what happened because like the last time i’d looked i had full life

And i was just cash i was like i wasn’t fighting that many dudes there’s all your stuff i don’t know why it’s all the way over here yeah thanks oh gosh i get the chicken there we go okay all right get your life back up get your life back together in

The ring get out of here regroup gosh that was dramatic that’s why i hate the nether so much man i was just an x-wing i was just an x-wing like pretty good man star wars right there i got nine experience why i’m in the wrong thing

Darn it wow all right well that was pointless i’m going to create an xp farm for us that’s what i’m doing okay and i will solve this whole xpa queue how fast do xp farmers generate xp i have no idea i feel like your chicken is a fine xp farm as it is

It’s a pretty good one and we don’t even we don’t have a netherwart one i never in my life thought i was going to be wanting something called a nether wart but i want it and we didn’t even get one i feel like i should kill these guys because they’re really annoying

Dang it i forgot you should not kill them please dear god don’t die you have nothing on you have nothing pickaxe pickaxe that’s what i’m getting that’s what i’m thinking i don’t like those gas you had to kill the gas i had to he killed me though because he kept

Putting me on fire and then putting me in fire also all the fire was not acceptable there’s like there was there was a high amount of fire which was unacceptable what level are we right now nothing exactly yeah i’ve lost everything you’ve literally lost us everything we have a pickaxe and no levels

Oh yeah and no nether warts oh there’s some xp bryan there we go see we actually have one would say that we have more we don’t have the gold dude that gold goes away so fast just a quick quick move okay would you like to look for some other wars now

Okay go to the forest and find the netherwarts how about that what is this block you can’t reverse engineer it though what i wonder if you can use you can’t break it though but that’s probably a good sign to them being close right maybe but fyi i said nether wart block

Like youtube’s like did i miss something are they just beating the crap out of me yes run away from them that’s not that this is how you die you do not want to die down here Do they have a maybe they’ll drop one of their gold armors though oh but oh i bet you they did yeah they did i don’t believe these things exist i think you have to find it in fortresses this is very depressing i know okay so that’s something good

That’s good are you kidding me i did i did react pretty good there you did here we are uh on the ledge of death this is not how life works but we’ll take it oh i’ll take it i’m just picturing you guys like going across and just find like another word

That’s where i want to be it’s smashed up making out with you pig guy dude you got to get out of my life yeah there’s a thing we built where oh yeah okay oh my gosh our portal’s like right here yeah it’s like right there don’t fall off that airport right there

That’s the craziest thing ever all right we’ve accomplished nothing so far is this what this episode is so we’ve accomplished we can see we can go see if our of our it’s of course it’s night time probably oh oh yeah it’s night go steel’s bed go steel’s bad remember remember the haunted minecraft

It actually kinda i forgot like i thought it was for whatever reason i thought maybe he left us a note we did leave a sign that’d be amazing there’s another sign right next to it nothing he’s not been back have you ever just woken up and got nothing done with your day

I really wanted to explore the aquatic next time man you do know there’s a creeper behind you right yeah he’s off in the distance just making sure you’re just putting something randomly putting stuff i did do the other one too what they put some off of this oh yeah you gotta do it

Uneven because it’s not you know i can see it just being on top of it dude that creeper behind you is stressing me out i don’t know well that’s even worse when you don’t know where he is i know me my phone down the hole who knows where he is

We have gone a very weird way to get home i know the ways we go home before are so weird it takes nothing i know it’s not bad like we should go in and see if it worked yeah we could fixing the ghost ender portal sure can i make this jump

I don’t know maybe right there no parkouring in minecraft i’m gonna throw nether vine at a horse i’m gonna throw another vine at a horse any throw stuff is it one that’s definitely how you do it take that dang it i’m gonna throw it at this guy

Here have that oh it that went inside that horse you know what we’re filming skater xl after this and i’m happy we are me too i need to feel like i have never felt i can see our another portal we were mine we were minecraft failures today we are so minecraft failures today

I didn’t think that netherware is gonna be that hard to find apparently it’s extremely hard to find what would you do you separate you use my bridge man okay brian build a bridge well i built the bottom of a bridge there’s a glass bridge yeah we gotta

Build this looks like it’s inside the water i know it’s cool it’s gonna be awesome dude that broke so easy i gotta get i gotta replace that piece of glass now yeah you do sorry all right do i want to do that walk again let’s find out

There’s no way we’re going back to our cabin right there’s no way yeah look it’s crazily built we’re up in the air now no you have to like jump to get out of it where did it build it they built on the side it auto it’s just auto generating itself off of it

That is so weird i know it’s crazy you can’t stop the ghost in other portals that’s probably what well at least i have to try the jump again that’s a good don’t fall in the ravine which is right here oh gosh is this right here oh my gosh

Should build a bridge over that bride i should went right into his belly it was a big joke man i uh not to brag but like in minecraft i have like no fear it’s like all those shirts from the 90s there were some awful shirts back then yes there was

Just giving animals things punch him in the face with another i just punch him in the face with like like we eat underworld clay that should jump you’re not gonna be able to do it i told you um if the little villager that’s selling stuff outside was selling

Of our house selling nether work i think he’s still there maybe we can ask we can find out though i’m gonna i’m gonna put i’m gonna start an animal sanctuary starting right now i’m gonna put wildlife back into the wild there we go chicken yeah cook just cooked chicken hey you want a

Piece of chicken cow have a chicken you don’t get anything hey here’s your uncle oh here sorry i took it back no he’s there i guess they didn’t get along stop throwing the chickens man we need to eat those chickens dude don’t dude don’t it’s gonna be a tradition every time you

Go over this bridge you gotta break a piece dude don’t it’s a terrible bridge brent and then watch dude am i here for good no you’re not here that bridge used to be nice but then remember when i got to it all right this has been taco game time

Uh i did minecraft we absolutely did nothing today so this is why we should do things off camera we thought getting another one would be easy and it’s not i hope you guys enjoyed do we really have to go find another fortress i hope you guys enjoyed if you’re new to

The channel please subscribe hit that bell do all those things in the meantime talk i’m just walking away [Applause] Well my dear it’s just tacos