[Tomato] Realms of Magic : Worthless loser RP. Scavenging weeds for coin. Scared of the wind. (PERMA

All right chet it’s time realms of magic permadeath if i die i die the character gets deleted a new one is made there’s not technically a permadeath thing 2500 more bits from killer crocomier saying i intimidated chat oh mega lo but seriously have a good stream

Thanks man i’m gonna have a good stream right now are you excited for little nightmares too i’ll play it on thursday i got a thing going on thursday evening off stream i’m like playing board games with some friends but uh well board games online with some friends but

That won’t interfere with stream so that’ll be on thursday and i’m probably taking tomorrow off for you know dnd for dnd on our bjorn’s five different subs hey chat thank you arnorn for that um can i start that [ __ ] game now oh is this gonna be like one of those

Days where like every time i’m about to start something interferes because i need like i need like a minute to set the scene chat adventure come with me come with me chad with me get off of you get off your seat you’re being lazy come with me

Come we have to go on an adventure into the wilds so we can scavenge for trash in the okay graviton flux and pikachu with uh five gifted subs from pikachu thank you very much and graviton with 11 gifted subs push them out of the way thank you you two that’s very kind of

Killer crocodile i push that guy out of the way too chronic i get to the [ __ ] treasure that’s like this is a [ __ ] like there’s a cup there’s a plastic cup in this bush check this thing out we could sell this for money queen deity five to sense i

Shove them into the [ __ ] shrubs boy oh my god probably dig into this hole there’s treasure in this thing or something there’s probably a big piece of loot in here turtle toenail with another 10 gifted subs and full torn with the gifts of this very much

I shove you into the hole i just dug and i start filling it back up all you i fill you back up you don’t understand what’s happening but i’m operating on the assumption this game works like animal crossing and if i bury all this money it’ll come out as a big tree later

That makes me more money it’s an investment a cruel and sick investment giant dragon dongs with another five gifted subs nevalin thank you very much black with five gifted subs as well thank you very much thank you very much chad there’s actually very kind you i

Know i’m doing like a bit around it but then canadian trout thanks for the gift it’s up as well no stream only talk check but we have to go on an adventure if you don’t know what this game is it is terraria and runescape with more rpg focus irs official gifted a sub

I uh i i’m doing everything by the books i’ve been very careful this year irs sergeant rorschach with 10 gifted subs as well thank you all this is all this is counted in my tax forms don’t worry everything any missing money is in bezos’s pocket go check with him if you need

Go check with him i know he’s i know he’s really good at dodging it but um if you uh if you can find him this year i know usually he’s uh he’s on he’s unreachable around tax season i’d assume but uh if you can get to him he’s out there

He’s got the rest of it in his pocket you’ll have to find him he’s like a leprechaun you have to follow you have to follow the trail he’s like magic it’s andy now and he’s a figurehead chat come on come on you think bezos is gonna go down that easy yeah

Right yeah right amazon andy i don’t think so that’s not a real name It’s time adventure awards new game So we can pick a character class now a lot of these are cool looking humans they all get different perks and abilities and cool things like that it could be a wild elf that’s not happening high elf ab not happening either dark elf no orc no really dwarf is pretty cool mining speed

Is is doubled you get more ore when you mine and your experience with mining is boosted and same with blacksmithing and smelting now you can also play goblin which allows them to jump higher they can double jump we do 25 more damage but we take 25 percent more damage which is uh

Not ideal for a permanent playthrough but um we also get trading xp uh doubled we get double the trade index p there’s also gnome uh who is the weakest character in the game they have 20 they have 20 less health and mana and their regeneration all those reduced by 25 percent

Uh they’re the hardest class in the game and they’re uh they’re used to slavery they’ve been enslaved in this world the entire time they don’t know anything else unfortunately which is really sad and uh there’s also lizardmen for every kill you get one stack of devourer every

Minute you lose one percent of devourers stacks each stack boosts your damage by a small percentage you can eat raw meat chat look we know what it’s between it’s between goblins and dwarves come on dwarves gives us that [ __ ] ore all right let’s just start progressing the gear game

Goblins lets us progress that [ __ ] money game you understand goblin goblin right now don’t even bother looking at the others goblin right now okay together with gnomes they are the shortest race on the continent they are green-skinned creatures very little hair on their heads goblins are greedy beings willing to do anything

For the exchange of gold they are also extremely agile cunning and own highly developed technology i see some people treat them with contempt due to their small size while others respect their technological wisdom their average lifespan is 50 years and the oldest goblins can live up to 60 years wow

How long do how long have you gnomes wow that’s 30 years huh gnomes live for 30 years Sad about orcs 45 years god everyone gets such a bad 50 years are they humans oh it’s going by now time i thought back in the day humans probably lived longer now we all got smog humans nowadays only make it to about 50 to 62. uh yeah true

Wild elves this is [ __ ] 200 high elves actually [ __ ] dark elves why okay or what about dwarves i won’t play dwarfs live really long i want to live i won’t play the dwarf it’ll be good luck dwarves would be good luck dwarves live much longer

Goblin please oh my god fine but when we dig really slow you’re gonna wish we played a dwarf oh my god that is a [ __ ] look holy [ __ ] hang on oh oh oh what about woman dwarf what do you look like hang on what’s dwarf look like oh

The hair the hair all right goblin oh oh no oh jesus christ okay well let’s uh let’s get this guy reset back to normal default goblin hairstyle bald oh my god my whole body was like it’s time to sneeze right now yo sergeant rorschach thank you for another 10.

Gifted subs thank you very much man and con era on dvd with another five thank you very much very kind we’re gonna play can we pick bald wow there is a lot of options i want bald eyeballs uh i want my eyes to be sort of squinty

I think i think i like the squinty eye what i mean right there sort of squinting and mouth no no oh my god that one’s really good that’s sort of got a spyfox sort of mouth to it you know if you played spyfox you know what i’m

Talking about it’s got that sort of weird looking mouth that they have for the art style and spy fox that’s sort of like hmm yes i like that a lot it’s this one i don’t need i don’t need to check i don’t need to check and my name clint

The greatest goblin the most powerful goblin of all time oh that’s bad yeah i know i’m gonna stick with this one and just a more pale just a pale greasy goblin haggler extreme oh yeah create do you want to play through the tutorial if you haven’t played before we

Highly recommend that you do chad do you want to see the tutorial it’s a little long it’s a little long i don’t think we need it i think i can explain better and faster come with me come with me into the realms of magic hi welcome to shitholeberg i’m this is clear

Welcome to town your clothes are [ __ ] gross yes that guy [ __ ] just don’t come into my house okay i’ll go over his house is this terraria it’s like terraria but it’s runescape mechanics case in point I’m gonna have to level up tailoring separately from all my other stuff in order to craft real clothes i like leveling skills how’s your day going don’t talk to me all right all right chat so let me show you this games mechanics okay first of all crafting

We can handcraft maps basically how this game works is that we have a world map but all we have access to is this area right now in order to access more of the map and in that in in that case more like game is by finding

Shards of maps in the world when we get 10 of them we can craft a new area which gives us more access to this world map that’s how you progress it used to be like you have to progress quests you know you no longer have to do that

Technically i don’t have to do any quests in the entire game but take a look at this because this is a custom piece of the map we cannot dig things even though i have a pickaxe i can’t dig down and get this chest however however we already because i

Played this game for more than 10 seconds already i’m aware there is certain or you can dig in custom areas where you cannot dig they’ve instead hidden secrets where parts of the map are diggable and you can instead access areas of the map you wouldn’t normally that animation don’t laugh this

Is how current would dig come with me chat on adventure a chest and within it a scroll of nature mastery which permanently increases nature summon damage by 10 forever use it and a mysterious essence combine mysterious essences with powerful essence to create potions of knowledge which permanently grant one talent point take it

Take all of it take the healing potions and the stamina potions too we’re gonna need them remember if i die it’s over so we gotta be sort of darkness we gotta be sort of careful all right we have to be extremely careful let me turn up the game and see if this

Is balanced basically perfect that’s perfect okay let’s talk around town see what the sights are we are currently in scenic woodbury a peaceful town we found one out of six secrets let’s ask around see what does anything people want me to do something exciting though i’m not gonna

Uh oswald the innkeeper hey man innkeeper’s work is never done do you ha i want to trade with you what do you sell food would you like to buy this muck for two gold copper two copper i have two silver copper you will wow this place can’t be in business much longer

He just bought muck off of me do you have any jobs for me frankly packing bad at first look with the game this game might not be as good as i first thought frankly it’s a packing i don’t know how to make ends meet what do you mean no wonder no wonder

This place looks devily place looks disgusting it pains my heart to hear it but you’re right my father would be disappointed if he saw what’s become of his tavern but with no money it’s likely that things will stay this way i’m sure you’ll find someone that can help you that isn’t me [ __ ]

See you later what would it what would help you restore this place to make this place busy again i’d need at least one gold piece the inns roof and walls need to be repaired and the floors should be repainted there are also other expenses i’m not getting you one gold it’d be

Hard to get one uh i have another idea what if i get you the materials you need i i don’t know i won’t have the time to fix it myself i [ __ ] suck someone has to run the inn i think it’s high time you stopped being a little

Whiner and rolled up your [ __ ] sleeves i’ll get you the materials and you will fix this place that’s a clear play that’s the charismatic persuasion play chat that’s how you win all right that’s what i do you’ll do it right now i guess you’re right my father would say the same i guess

In this case bring me 50 pinewood 20 stone and one red dye that should be enough okay goodbye we’ll find that eventually for him one day how’s it going lady show some madness you’re talking to a lady okay bye how’s it going lady hello handsome anything i can do for you

I want to earn money i’m sorry stranger but there’s nothing i can offer right now however you might ask reynald our local lumberjack he might need an extra hand you’ll recognize him quickly he’s tall and really handsome everyone’s the same height in this game including me i’m actually taller than everyone i’m

Supposed to be short an ideal of a man uh okay do i see tears in your eyes do you need help why are you crying well i need help but it’s a delicate manner you see i’ve lost my gown somewhere uh i um you want me to find your lost dress i

Guess i can help that’d be nice it’s my husband’s favorite dress oswald will be very upset when he finds out i lost it will you find it for me why don’t you find it yourself most of the day i’m at work besides people will start gossiping if they see

Me running around the village i guess i’ll go look for it but i’m gonna get paid right thanks bye we’re never finding that thing rain will wash the sins away says the crazy merchant as he looks the wrong way as i steal his money from his cart pathetic

An easy play i can chat this is like one of those games where property isn’t really property you can steal anything out of any box that you find cook potatoes we can make a rat on the stick if we had a rat uh every take everything just take

Everything out of all the things just steal it move move i wasn’t here to talk to you i don’t want to talk to you move take this book book of the old god sell it sell to the highest bidder wait go back up there damn it can’t steal their flowers i

Thought i could steal the flowers hey clive what is it i don’t have time for this i’m looking for work i don’t have any work for you okay hey hi i’m a shy person okay do you know where i can find some work i’m sorry but my husband doesn’t allow me to talk

To strangers you look worried though do you need help go away my husband can’t see us he’ll get mad hey cliff bye cliff [ __ ] weirdo i don’t think i like cliff the blacksmith here we can make tin bars and craft ten bars and make ten shovels

If i had any ore hardwin i’m looking for work uh hello stranger frankly speaking you’re at the right place captain carol has just ordered me to bring him axes but first i need to make them and i need them now what do you need i’m going to need 18 10

Or go to the mine okay i’d love to this is basically chat basically this town is the go do everything that you could have done like it’s basically tutorial town that’s not really tutorial town okay because there’s a new tutorial now this is basically a tutorial it’s like i’ll go

Do a chore in the mine over here to get oars go talk to the hell i didn’t want to fall there or steal everything from this place oh oh i’m back in the blacksmith all right get out of here then go down to the mine just take everything that everyone owns

This burlap is used is used for tailoring uh those are speed potions mana potions you look like someone who knows how to wield a blade says jeremy miner’s work is never done strange the innkeeper the blacksmith the tailor and the chef all said the same thing but they inserted their profession too

Good day jeremy blacksmith hardwin is looking for your oars greetings stranger i apologize for the delay but i’m having unexpected troubles the real troubles will come when we don’t have axes for the captain i say shaking him i know i know but i can’t mind when there are rats all over the place

You’re afraid of rats you don’t know how big they can get i put my life in danger too many times for these olds i understand your concerns but would it be possible for you to get me those oars right now fine here you go you’re not a very chatty person are you

Okay fine i’ll help my shaft is infested with rats will you kill them for me the vermin will suffer you have my word thank you those rats were driving me crazy take these healing potions 18 [ __ ] healing potions how can i die chad we just have to go down there and

Kill rats i know how to do that check it out i got this stick if you guys uh look carefully that’s my swing that’s my full power uh this is as strong as my swing is that’s my look at that arm motion hang on before we go any further

Let me go into filters and turn back on color correction to turn up the brightness a tiny bit just just a wee little bit just a just a just just a little little brush stroke to the dungeon look chat oz we can steal these and no

One will get mad at me for doing it of course it’ll take us a thousand years because we have what i believe is last i checked a stone pickaxe so i think we’re not going to spend a billion hours mining shitty coal in a dungeon

But we are going to go kill those i’m actually going to mine all this yeah right no now it’s like no this is when this one starts check it’s that [ __ ] concept of leaving work half done where i have to mine up all this coal

Now because i did half of it you know i have to now now i have to now i have to now it’s like minecraft you know i have to finish the i have to finish mining the ore because in a second look the mining mining go up meter go up chet

Mining meter go up can’t die in permadeath if nothing spawns in the cave to get me meter go up any second now we’ve become level two mine do you understand and then we mine even faster hang on option sound i want the game louder but i want the music quieter

Yes the darkness of the caves look a chest that the minor hit over here and never checked bother checking to see if it was there at all with cutthroat boots and healing potions i accidentally just drank one that’s okay and a book that i can sell for money

I’m gonna put these boots on it’ll increase my running speed by one percent then we can sell the other pair i’m also going to take another mysterious essence you get mysterious essences from chests you get the other essence from killing elite enemies which we have not found so just for the

Record i can’t mine any of the stuff in in an open world area i can mine these rocks if i wanted to because this is a custom zone i cannot rats they were real all right chet first combat encounter obviously this is gonna be pathetic because i don’t have any moves

Because i am a level one loser but eventually we will have you know moves and skill points to put into talents but i’m just gonna get all these rats together and then beat the crap out of them with this stick okay there’s four of them okay this is actually more ratchet

Oh oh they be for 12. all right keep them at bay just keep them at bay keep the rocks back drink a potion jump over them some of them are almost dead carly i wish i knew magic or anything that would be extremely helpful finding it or i had one

All right that was easy piece of cake use your cake now we can loot all these rat bodies and sell them for money bury ones that are emptied so they don’t get in the way take all i think if you bury it it just loots everything as well so the body’s not

There anymore and now we take a stone axe don’t mind if i do a weapon worthy of clerks the most powerful part in the we can mine this we can mine this i’m gonna mine right through this is another secret i found another secret always forgetting the money the money will

I will chat how can you be [ __ ] worried about the money when i’m about to unlock a secret dungeon no one’s ever found before and i just leveled up my mining how the hell can you chad look i just leveled up my mining to level two all right you should be dinging and

Grazing whenever that happens i found a copper pickaxe equip it and take the ore check out how much faster we mine now chat watch this watch the difference i’m gonna get some of this tin as extras so i can bl actually make something look at this look at the speed

He left the money again i just wanted to see your guys reaction when i left the money again get distracted come on we got this ore now we can take this miner is going to be so [ __ ] excited when i tell him all the rats are

Dead he’s not going to understand that i also stole all of the ore in the mine so i could turn it into blacksmithing gear so i could make money so i could never play the real game okay we’re about to level up our mining again it’s already level three

Don’t you see chat but you’re clear all you want is money i know we’re gonna make so much [ __ ] money though we’re gonna make more money from the investment here but making money is the real game it really is the market the uh the trade system in this game is fairly complex

But just bear with me a minute right now i’m trying to level up my mining okay let’s check if there’s any other ore okay there aren’t all right let’s grab that money delicious money that’s one copper and four silver that leaves us at a swell nine silver coins

And many things we could sell let’s get out of the dungeon and tell that dirty dirty man that we’ve done the job that dirty dirty miner that we have finished the work i have stamina so i can’t sprint forever which is why sometimes i slow down like an idiot

Just for the record also 10 pickaxe that’s worse than mine i believe okay tin is worse than copper that makes sense actually and now i’m gonna sleep in this guy’s house So i can wait for the midnight where the real quest weirdos come out i did the work all the rats in the mine are dead that’s epic i knew you were fit for this job now i can immediately get down to work please accept this as a reward it seems

Magical i hope it’s not dangerous the rats are dead but i have some bad news i know i saw what they did to my tools they [ __ ] ate the these cursed vermin could you do almost anything i need your help i want to be a miner not a blacksmith i know

[ __ ] hell we’ll get to miami as soon as you get me new tools can you get me some i don’t have this heart to tell him i already mind all the ore from his entire mind uh which wasn’t much what do i need to get you copper

Pickaxe and a cop copper shovel i’ll see you never but it’s in my quest log if i care to ever get it for him but i’m not i’ll see you chad we’re almost free to wander as we please okay and i’ll tell you the weirdos that come out at night are that glug

Is wearing a barrel for clothes i’ve no fear clogged is here the night weirdos these are when we get the good quests have you heard anything interesting recently i know that moriadna and rinald are lovers i saw them cuddling in the hay i like to watch them

Secretly you got any work for me weirdo work why work when you can drink and watch others work work is for stupid i think the same but i need to make a living somehow um may have worked for you klug will be very happy if you can bring him a cone

A down any particular one i need to have moriana’s gone she is so nice and your skin smells like honey moriana hates glock but plugs wants to have a piece of mariana for himself will you bring this down glug will give you something nice for your job it’s dirty

And there are many holes but it doesn’t stink so much anymore gonna give me poop gonna give me all poop is that what you just offered to give me i don’t think this guy’s gonna pay me real money i don’t think i’m gonna get him this

I’m gonna book him i’m gonna take him to jail no no uh i need to think about this job thinking hurts it’s stupid come back when you want work yeah i’ll do that let’s uh just look around for that secret oh shut up i found another secret

Right here actually this one wasn’t very hard to find a little secret gotta get these whenever you see them they’re worth a billion dollars legionary sabotans armor plus two health plus two stamina incredibly high value sick silver a pop sell everything else look at these boots

New shoes this is the guard station i think your closet is brimming with skeletons my blade is the answer to all questions okay well bye weirdos bye and there’s a uh pearl down there gonna take more of their things from their chests and who’s this guy renault the lumberjack

Good day renault i’m helping moriana find her gown could it be on the roof of your establishment down what makes you think i have something to do about it i guess most almost everyone knows you two are [ __ ] banging because even the weirdo even glug was talking about it

Uh it’s not i haven’t seen that anywhere uh i’ll see you later swear to god renault This makes me look very pretty i didn’t mean to put it on but i know clint can rock it okay we got it baby we got the gone how’s it going glug i’ll see you later I wear it better oh tin huh equip it wait can i not i looks like i only have four tool slots so i can only equip oh it’s a different thing let me put it here then i can till soil so i can farm if i’d like

Moriana’s gonna be mad if i’m wearing it when i try to give it back to her maybe i tell her husband really [ __ ] that’s what clarence would do claren would immediately tell the husband and try to like get some [ __ ] serious money out of the discourse i think i’d immediately tell the husband

Though and be like i found the thing for you but also check this out your clothes are stained with old blood i really dirty that all right whatever mariana here’s your gown thank you so much i hope that nobody saw you with my gown i wore it and ran it through the entire

Town uh i don’t have anything to share but please accept these bottles with water well you just [ __ ] say you can give me as a gift after i [ __ ] jumped onto a [ __ ] roof halfway across town for you water bottles pay me in water thank you for the water i don’t know

Much people around here but you seem to be nice are we about to like what’s going on here smiles the local folks are quite all right however there’s one person that you should avoid who is it it’s captain kale he claims to be the protector of our town

But in fact he cares only about himself besides his men are the worst scum i’ve ever seen and they tend to linger in this inn for far too long watch out for him i leveled up well i’m back to being naked i believe unfortunately yep wait no they put back on my clothes

That’s cool that’s nice all right shirt back on back to being a [ __ ] wait who those guys turk here’s the captain kale may he lead us forever on where didn’t blink good name good name blint hey call all right so we have some ore i’m gonna

Take this is the blacksmith and cook it up all right we’re not doing all these [ __ ] i don’t i don’t need to do a billion quests what i am gonna do is get my talent points spent there are many talent trees there are many talent trees and many talents with

Many tiers of talents but i know that we already have upgrades for uh summoning animals spirit animals i know for a fact the first summon of the game is a rat i’m going gonna apply so i have something to distract enemies when i’m running away gonna learn how to summon rats behold My incredible power my son all right i’m gonna i’m gonna forge some uh ingots some tin ingots we’re just gonna level up my smelting like it’s [ __ ] nothing check look at this level two level three and we’re learning new things all the way level four we need more coal we need more

We’re gonna need more hey hedwin hardwin uh i have the ores you asked me for great i used most of them to craft my own bars uh yours looked pure at first glance what do you want me to do now in order you’re gonna have to [ __ ]

Smelt them okay i already did it that’s good have you played this game before uh no no no no no what can i do for you now i need your help now i don’t i don’t know how to craft things i didn’t i’m actually a fraud can you make me

Three axes three tin axes okay girl you’re gonna need some sticks i don’t have any cause i don’t know how to i i this uh this is my dad’s business okay uh also can i ask you a favor i need some things from your workshop i need tools

Can you give me copper pickaxe and shovel those are [ __ ] expensive uh rats destroyed the miners property can you just give them to me oh okay i’m not actually bringing them down to that guy those are mine i’m gonna sell them immediately outside to a trader and make money [ __ ] that guy

[ __ ] all of them [ __ ] all of them wait what was that minor job uh the no the craft 310 pickaxes i just need some sticks i can craft sticks if i had some pine planks now chat the easiest place to get some pine planks would be the lumberjack

Of renault that guy i just caught i called out for like you know being a weirdo actually i guess he wasn’t i guess glug’s the weirdo clogs the weirdo let me just signpost activated press m to travel oh yeah i can fast travel in this game i could go anywhere including rat pit

Which is a level four to six area i’m a level two meaning i’m not ready to do that hey reynald hey you seem to be troubled i don’t know what to do i don’t know how to cut trees anymore can you teach me how to cut [ __ ] trees

I could help you i need you to cut 25 trees thanks okay wait hey could you give me some sticks yeah here i don’t need them all i need is trees cut the stick part doesn’t really matter okay i guess i’ll be back in a couple minutes

I’m gonna go do your job for you as well so i can learn how to cut trees properly if i wasn’t gonna get this secret first another incredible secret found by clark the explorer one of the greatest goblins of our generation pull the chain and kill him i don’t

Think that’s actually how it works oh my god this is one of the strongest pieces of armor in the game it’s actually worth believe it or not the burlap sack i wear for clothes right now is worth more money than this armor with stats on it But that’s irrelevant we’ll just we’ll just sell the sack grab everything else grab all the money just get it out of there now i’m going to travel directly next to town to an open world area where adventure awaits so i can walk up to this tree and cut it

Down and not go into the caves this is so dopey looking yeah just gun down some trees nothing to nothing to worry about it’s gonna help my just gotta get some trees now cut these down get some ore yep i’ll rip you apart you’ll have to get past my rat

Okay he killed it he [ __ ] killed it You can’t feed him forever okay he ran right go up all right that didn’t go very well for me i he could have two shot me i need a ranged ability i need to level up one more time i gotta finish the job if i go to that minor i can finish the

Job and i can buy something to [ __ ] own people okay just gotta give me a minute chat just let me go finish this job okay i have a plan okay first of all let me craft all these pine planks he’s that’s not actually the job he

Wants but it’s what i’m going to do with them because that guy i can finish anytime i want basically what i’m going to do is go deliver these uh tools to the guy in the basement so that i can get xp and when i level up

I’m going to buy a spell that’s right chat clint is a wizard in this world your face looks familiar shut up also we have to eat food and water and i don’t own food or water i have to cook some food i have rats to cook we’re gonna have to cook those

With sticks in a minute first let me go talk to the miner here and deliver those tools for him because it’s actually is worth doing i have the tools for you which will level me up awesome uh what do you want me to do now don’t mind some oars

Okay i got them epic you have one is that all rats found it wait rats found what i’ve never seen anything like this before it looks like a weapon of some sort i’m gonna give it to you as a gift for finding all these ore for me

On your on the house doing my job for me it’s some sort of cursed rat weapon why would i want that i don’t [ __ ] know but stories of some enormous creatures dwelling in abandoned mines or tunnels or something uh is it worth money i don’t [ __ ] know i don’t want

Anything to do with it please take it to captain kale he might know what to do with it i’ll take it bye yeah i’ll be taking it all right it’s a quest item i can’t equip it [ __ ] and let me take this scroll of improved stamina

So i have more stamina well i guess i was gonna equip it and use it and kill this guy but whatever we leveled up and that means it’s time chat that means it’s time fire scorch the earth fire the game has changed clearance is no longer the loser you remember

He’s far more powerful now than you could imagine and it’s not a very impressive blaze but you know it’ll get more impressive it’ll get cooler i promise all right i’m gonna craft uh i’m gonna craft those tools what do you want again what’d this guy want he wanted three tin axes okay sorry

About that sometimes i just sort of you know spray fire he wanted three of these things i can craft that one blacksmithing level two blacksmithing level three level three out of three easy and now we deliver this to hard one i have them you’re really good at this and better at

My job than me that’s okay uh what are you gonna do now i have the whole order i just need to deliver them you i thought you’d i i was assuming you would do that ah i care that a furnace is still on i gotta wait for it to cool down

It’d be dangerous to leave well you don’t leave the stove running in your house right you don’t leave the stove running Okay i guess i’ll go deliver that for you okay cool bye this is unbelievable yeah this is worthless rp for sure i’ve just been getting conned into doing people their jobs for exposure but i’ve just been doing this for i barely get paid i get paid in experience

Captain kale i got some deliveries i got these axes you ordered it’s about time how am i to fight with no weapons on my side i guess you’re hardwin’s new apprentice you need to learn to fulfill my orders quicker captain jeremy found this in the mine this axe

Ah you must also be jeremy’s new apprentice all right show it to me here it looks like a huge battle axe from ancient times there aren’t many creatures in this world capable of wielding it i believe it must have belonged to a minotaur mythical creatures from the past

I’ll slay a minotaur one day yeah i bet you will [ __ ] yeah yeah i’ll we’ll see about that you’ll learn that things are not as easy as they seem you look worried what’s wrong a report just came in things aren’t looking good what happened there was an accident

In some backwater village near here it’s under my watch so i need to act swiftly maybe i can help i lost three good men a place called britain camp they were sent there to patrol the area but they didn’t come back now the garrison is getting thinner and i still

Need soldiers to man this place if you’re not in a hurry maybe you can scout the camp and tell me what happened there i’ll do it i know you had some balls listen up i don’t know what might be hiding in there so keep your wits together and don’t get yourself killed

However if things go wrong don’t be afraid to spill blood choose your weapon and use it wisely afterwards come here and report it i’ll take a spirit good choice thanks 7 to 9 13 23. yep okay let’s check out the range on this thing epic epic look at the range on that

Thing an excellent ranged weapon for me and let’s go do that bread and camp one to three levels i that’s within my pay grade chat to the camp at night i see a man he may be a civilian or you may not be keep your wits about you just like the captain said

You’re already dead okay well let’s see how fire works it works really well fire worked well that looked like it hurt him a lot and now i just sort of stab him in the back twice and we win your flesh will be the stabbing for my blade he yells as he falls over

I’m the winner is anyone even surprised and we can sell this [ __ ] mace for money chat it’s the rise of clint we’re finally in we just want to never fight more than one guy ever because if that happens we’re dead now keep an eye out for secrets keep an eye out for something

Hi bird alive burn by my okay he hit me for 20. okay when i tested this game earlier they weren’t hitting me this hard i don’t know what happened but uh whatever i’m winning we’re only going to get stronger they hit me for half of my health gloves

Those are better than my gloves take the old ones tin swords sell it lots of money to be made i mean i tested with a goblin last time and i wasn’t taking this much damage i don’t know maybe i’m just getting spooked take all this stuff well everyone’s dead

Can you fall into that oh i don’t even want to know if i press down i think i’d fall into that and [ __ ] get actually cut into ribbons by that saw blade okay that’s a that’s a guy that’s a guy that’s a guy that’s a guy burn him right him alive

He already killed the rat he’s blocking the [ __ ] he’s blocking forget it no no don’t forget it we’re stronger than that let him make the first move at stab him with our extra range he can’t reach me ow ow ow ow put your hand down that’s a level up

Ladies and gentlemen has to know the level up for clint that’s a level four i’m officially over leveled for this area now he’s getting stronger every day is that shoulder pads i’ll take him and a better shield i’ll take it and sell the old one i already know that we’re investing into

Fire magic okay this seems really strong we are we’re wizards all right we took flames so next we’ll take increases my fire damage done by 20 i’m gonna take that yup boost my fire damage just like i wanna i wanna [ __ ] torch guys with this stuff the rat is just for [ __ ] distraction

Okay the fire damage four damage shut up it’s gonna be good shut up and let me let me take in this atrocity okay that happened someone a rat oh that’s a friend hey be quiet what happened in here who are you uh i’m clydes one of the captain

One of captain kale’s lads please be quiet you’re pathetic me yeah however i’m this i’m the only survivor of the ludus ambush they came at us at night while we were eating that killed all my friends you hid while your friends were being slaughtered i despise you

Don’t [ __ ] talk to me like that i’m no coward and i’ll cut you to pieces if you make me let’s find out [ __ ] yeah i think i won oh my god there can’t be any survivors all he had was a bat he had a pine mace you literally could have never won the

Fight and then here we have a pine shield and we’ll just take the money what a what a loser i thought i was pathetic rp but that was extremely pathetic everyone’s dead imagine losing to like imagine being so worthless in a [ __ ] like sort of you know scenario like this that you actually

In an rp world in an rpg lose to raiders like the lowest level [ __ ] in the game hang on i believe i can put some ore in my bar and how do i get up to that oh i can double jump i forgot i’m a guy oh this is a goblin only accessible

Secret which of course gives me a scroll of dexterity cutthroat spaulders which boosts my man of regeneration i’m gonna take those and i’m gonna sell the other ones which means i need to put some stuff in here because i’m totally inundated with loot i got too much well i really do have too

Much items i need to like ditch some trash is there a sword mechanic no oh no are you sure there is oh baby that’s good that’s good that’s good all right we’ll take the hides those those will stack in we’ll take the hides take the money get them grab the money

What am i doing grab the money take the money too much loot i’m too rich too much money no secrets so far aside from that one there’s no escape for me the guy yells banging his head into a rock like mario uh someone i summoned a rat off the cliff to get you

Rat chan get down there get down there i summon a horde of rats eat them alive my children eat them alive i’ll [ __ ] kill you but i am running away i need food now oh no i haven’t been cooking go get that guy kill him eat him

My guy’s gonna die of starvation soon now i know that bandits attacked this place oh it took till now to figure that out do you have anything to eat rotten meat apples put those apples in my inventory and where those bottles of water at i’m ever gonna recognize what the oh

There they are we actually do need to eat in this game my guy ate all of those apples at once are you [ __ ] kidding me okay we need more food we need to oh there’s like spikes and crap in here secret oh yeah easy another mysterious essence and legionary gauntlets

Which are better armor for me take them and then i left the money grab the money take the money bandits looted this place there must still be more in the caves but why would they attack unless of course this was a mystical oh no is that kobold get in my children kill him

Okay fire is definitely better than kobold uh than rat kill for sure fire is better than the rats take this kobold here and what’s in this cabbages eat those salt rogue gloves take it sell it and a chest or secret loot chieftain greaves boost my health generation by 36

I mean i’ll wear them i suppose probably better than what i’m wearing right now yeah take the money chad what i would tell you is that we’re basically unkillable okay i would say that we are basically an unkillable god right can we all agree already it would

Take me falling in a spike trap to [ __ ] die at this point i’ve got rats did i get all the secrets in this area i did we’re done here and we got what we needed so let’s go back to woodbury hang on i don’t actually i’m not inward barry i’m in

The neighboring forest area i do need to get more wood hang on this could work out i need to cut down more trees and last time i was in the wood abandoned attacked me and i almost died so i’m gonna cut down some more pine wood for that

Uh lumberjack real quick i needed like 40 000 right 25 okay that’s fine i can do that quack quack quack quack look cat chickens we can use cells to cook delicious meals for ourselves check it out this is actually going to get really [ __ ] up because they have no idea what’s coming

All right we need more space to carry all this stuff uh drop this uh what is this a potato actually keep the potato ditches wow those self are really good those hinges did she’s uh what is that ditch this drop that drop these empty vials don’t need those

Drop them get rid of them just stop coming at me okay drop those see enough stuff to carry the uh rat p the the chicken pieces take all make all bury it bury it bury it if you bury it it automatically loots everything in the inventory

Can’t wait do you see this this hole seems more deliberately placed than the others do you know what i’m thinking adventure in the muck ah i’m actually no longer very interested in being down here i can’t get out easily if there’s monsters get me out

Get me out let me leave we’ll be back we’ll be back don’t worry we’ll be we’ll be back we’ll be back okay let me just go tell this guy that we did the job okay before we do something stupid okay i got to the camp i have news everyone’s

Dead i can see you’re safe now tell me what happened it was attacked by bandits everyone died they weren’t the bravest and smartest i must say i thought some cutthroats had something to do with it these lands are getting more and more dangerous recently anyways you did a fine

Job and i expect you to work for me now uh okay it was a test and you made it you’re officially employed by me i didn’t really want to sign up i didn’t understand what i was saying you’re in we’re in you’re in the club with me welcome

Uh if there’s more fighting i need to protect myself somehow fine let me see what i can spare this looks good you want armor okay thanks if you die in the process i won’t feel bad about it okay this guy’s a real winner uh what do you want me to do now

I need you to [ __ ] i need you to go do some uh these cowards who don’t know how to follow orders properly and put their friends lives at risk okay i need you to kill some guys who didn’t follow my orders what do you mean i’m saying there are

Deserters i need you to [ __ ] kill now go find them okay i will slay them all i will kill them i will be my shoes and my pants kicking them around uh let me just drop these i’ll be back for these potatoes i’ll be back just talk a potato in his [ __ ] face

Okay i have to go to the merch i have to sell some things i have to find some i’m gonna go tell i’m gonna tell this wood guy that i got his wood so we’ll take it i got you wait does ronald no longer want to do the wood job

Did i do it accidentally not even realize i did it whatever process all this into [ __ ] pinewood then i didn’t realize i did it okay let’s go find a place that i can use to cook some food i think i poured water all over my face

Make some light fur out of this rat belt let us make let us learn how to tan and leather work we’ll probably just sell the stuff i don’t need everything i am not going to level every profession in the game that would take you know my whole life but i can learn

Some basics so we can build our own house we use a pine workbench we basically craft everything from scratch so we can technically go and make a place for ourselves chad we don’t have to live in this town we’re almost done here forever i would

Say i just need to get to a merchant and sell my wares you know what i mean just don’t when we walk by this don’t look at glug okay please your fan precedes you yup stop walking towards me glug i do i don’t like him all right

Blacksmith this guy will buy my stuff let’s craft some new things okay we have some we have some things we can make some more tin bars really quick once we’re done with this we will craft these into gear level up anything that we don’t have because we’re still using like stone

Hatchet stone shovels stone hammer we’ll level all those up to 10 right now so tin hammer tin shovel and tin hatch oh i need more sticks which i can craft very casually uh hang on can you buy some of my crap hardwin buy uh basically everything i own all these old clothes

Just take them get them out of here take this weird hammer is that a rat tail yeah you can have that if you want it any clothes i’m not wearing are sellable and should be just ditched oh yeah this guy’s gonna give me a billion [ __ ] dollars

For this there’s my tin hammer i need that saw this old hatchet here’s my shovel i need that okay give me your money okay cool now the tin hatchet money profits chat profits money all right on the on the table in the bank it’s all coming together

It’s all this trash and now chat it’s time to get out there and make a name for myself at windy hill wait what level am i four at uh rat pit no wait that’s at uh uh everything’s for to stick adam rat pit we’ll go to the rat pit

I think i can handle the rat pit probably we can handle the rat pit if i’m careful okay they can’t jump so i got a w from these two the rats are not that bad and we can take all their we can cook them late i forgot to cook food god damn it

Let’s just go deeper into this strange cave ow hang on options controls when you double tap your character sprint sometimes i was just checking to see if i could disable that you can’t see look at this sometimes he just runs forward get in my rat my children get him

Get him get him okay fine whatever the rats are dumb the rats are very dumb okay there’s nothing else in this pit that was just to kill those guys some extra gear some things in chests etc we’ll continue upwards through the that is a you die jumping this unless you know how

To double jump like me secret treasure mysterious essences and pants i will take more pants i always need more pants what levels am i trading at level two i need to find more trash to sell to traders also put these mana potions on my bar and the

Speed potion so i can run faster if i get into trouble okay ah another secret really really not very good hidden secret sort of easy to find that one but uh oh my god wait i’ve been here wait i haven’t what are those skulls down there

I haven’t been here rats check it out for me what is this oh i don’t think so wait i do think so i can do this i’m clerk the mighty okay that was easy i made it that was easy is that an enchanted super rat rats my children check that out

Nice they already killed that one okay that’s a mole rat and the summoner okay looks like they won is that guy okay that’s the god get him he has one shot every rat but good news is i think he’s within range of my no uh i’m gonna wave i’m just gonna keep

Sending rats down there until they win uh what’s your problem guy i got a plan i got a plan blast up oh my god my rat’s already dead the rat’s dead they didn’t hit me but the round of a rat died so [ __ ] fast i’m not going back down there i think

He’d one shot me i shouldn’t be down here why am i in like the skull zone that feel like you’re a coward it’s perma-death if i die i have to i i have nothing i’m back to being nothing i can’t die do you understand i’m in the skull zone i shouldn’t be

Down here get him my children get down there oh my god thank god i bought this summon move i need i need a bow hit him before he notices you oh my god he’s got red we’ve almost got it right where we want him another couple of those another couple of

Another couple of those he’s running he’s healing A powerful enemy slain by clerk the mighty defeated powerful essence mine and uh really just a really cursed whole deal down here um really just a lot what is this a helmet physical damage plus 13 oh that makes you look so [ __ ] stupid i almost don’t want to wear it whatever whatever

Let’s get out of this hole what uh how much more is left here we’re missing a secret that we need to get okay i bet it’s right here no this is just something whatever we can sell all this book of the old gods take it sell it

And uh wow this is really cursed in this place home this place was really cursed it’s like some really cursed [ __ ] here and more rats i can handle these normal rats i’m not afraid of normal rats anymore you guys could you could say i’m you know very powerful

I don’t fear normal tier rats i’m sort of a little bit above that uh on the old power scale you know what i mean sort of uh i’m sort of above normal tear rats no i i’m sort of i need to take on mole rats or higher to really feel a rush

Now where’s that uh where’s that last secret at if i had to guess it’s probably up here on the roof in some weird spot oh yep easy grab it then i need to figure out how to brew potions i’ve never done that they didn’t have me do that in the one

Tutorial i played either but i’m pretty sure i can’t make uh the thing i need without potions without a potion stand guess i could make a pine workbench and test it out clunk clunk clunk scroll of frost resistance take it coal and copper bars easy and chat that’s just a dungeon that

Wasn’t even a quest i just did that to prove that i could and now we’ll go back to wood but no or not we’re gonna go immediately next to woodbury it’s time to [ __ ] carve it’s kind it’s time to [ __ ] carve some of this map out for myself

Chad you know with my own bare hands let’s clear out a little home for ourselves here on this show on this piece of property right here fill it up with muck build a little happy home for ourselves with rocks and is that a small the [ __ ] out of here okay

This will be a lovely home for me okay and by home i mean platform for me to place a single workbench and never look back look at this look at look at what we’re capable of when we work together chat now we can craft a stone for no we can’t

Now we can make a tanning rack to also craft more things that i can do and we’ll put it right there which will allow me to make more light fur leather out of this hang on stop stop if it’s got a star next to it we get extra xp

The first time we craft it Make all this leather we can sell it beautiful money and i just ate a cabbage raw and leveled up from it What is this rats bite reduces target damage by 10 for 10 seconds that’s actually pretty good and if i get to level 10 i can learn how to summon a mole rat that’s actually i could summon a horde of rats is this game worth buying absolutely this game is definitely worth buying uh

I’m going to buy deep fry gradually applies deep fried debuff which increases fire damage taken by one percent for each stack up to 10 stacks that actually it says gradual but it applies extremely quickly it’s every time the damage happens Uh i want to make a campfire but i need more sticks so i want to craft some sticks well chad it’s not much but it is gonna be home for now i don’t own walls but wow that is actually the most [ __ ] dinky pathetic fire i’ve ever seen let’s bake some

Rats on sticks delicious red on stick that’s food that’s sustenance for the long journey for my journey i just make like a billion more sticks please okay and now can i make a billion more rats on sticks please lotta bing food i’m i’m done eating raw cabbage we can’t live like this

Okay now i’m going to craft a beautiful spinning rack uh spinning wheel for when i need aerobic exercise i don’t feel like running i can use jute to make burlap claws which is used for tailoring stop we can also use jute to make burlap rope which i can use for

Hog tying folks when i want to hold them hostage for money which levels up my weaving more as you can see there’s a lot of different [ __ ] things i’m gonna i would really like to make a furnace but first i need stone bricks and in order to do that

I’ll have to craft quite a few stone bricks and some stone blocks as well and now we should be able to make a stone furnace as long as i collect this fireplace very good now jamaica [ __ ] hang on a furnace and we can make an anvil as well then

We’ll have everything we’ll need out here in the wild without any protection from the outside world ever but i don’t know how our own walls i don’t know we don’t have those but that’s okay it’s a thought that counts see what i meant about this game though chad there’s something about it

There’s something really charming about playing like a terraria-esque game with a lot more rpg in it there’s something something really nice about it relaxing it’s got a charm to it i need to find out how to make potions brew to learn how to brew oh we can just make them here scrolls of

Knowledge we just craft them from here we need two powerful essences [ __ ] okay we’re not ready yet so i’m gonna label this place as home this is my home this sort of [ __ ] hole i’m actually gonna cut down this tree and dig up some more of this dirt

Wow that grass grows in fast all right well whatever uh we’re gonna replace all this with um you know wood i think in a minute turn it into an actual floor that might be nice that might be ideal let’s craft some planks and do that we’ve got a billion planks i’m gonna

Replace all this flooring with wood and then replace all this stuff damn those animations don’t be mean it’s part of the charm unless you’re being nice at which point nice behold my castle ah looming thing blacksmith table anvil work bench and tanning wreck and can i also get one fireplace can i

Make anything better than a fireplace for cooking no let’s make it i don’t have any [ __ ] space for to make a bed i was like let’s make a bed and then i realized i don’t [ __ ] have this house is so pathetically small when you really i have to have to cut

Down more more i need more space this is gonna be a multi-layer concept all right chat that’s what i’m thinking multi-layer concept we’re gonna make a multi-layer concept of like a basement it’s gonna be like a raised ranch kind of thing you know what i mean you’re gonna know what i mean

Like the entrance will be here but it’s going to be a like a ranch some raised ranch kind of situation i don’t know how low a roof needs to be before it seems appropriately low or high oh my god we dig so slow it’s gonna be a work in progress in this

Filthy filthy [ __ ] dig out the walls where it’s gonna be a work in progress this uh part of the deal but um you know let’s just get a wall in on this side so it looks a little bit less disgusting nope still looks disgusting okay no that’s actually i need i need

Walls that go behind this is definitely more cursed building than terraria okay well one thing i can tell you is that what we need is slab we need slap i think we want what we want is slab no no no we want we want uh oh right click

Oh my god we place it so fast oh my god i’m back in baby i’m back in i was pondering a nomadic lifestyle for a minute and now i’m back and we place it so fast we go so fast it’s beautiful oh my god look at this place i mean it’s not much

But dang man if it ain’t gonna be on you get rid of this wall wood cutting has increased by three very good uh build a door please build a can we get a we get a we know how to build we know how to build a there it is door we need what

That’s uh that’s a lot of steps to build a door uh i don’t own any hinges or locks unfortunately uh can i build those if i all right how much was it again i wasn’t expecting uh i need two in i need another hinge and a lock

Might as well build a couple you can do that so build three more hinges it comes out as two hinges and two locks okay and then we can build our two beautiful doors i’m so immersed i like it chad i like complicated crafting i played cataclysm all right Ain’t nothing wrong with a little bit of complicated crafting uh these are going to be separated rooms anyways Ain’t nothing wrong with a little bit of overly complicated i walk into the room don’t [ __ ] play sound effects i don’t know why my ro hang on can i do it make it happen again hang on if i hit my desk card enough the sound effects play on the other side of my

Second desk that’s not even attached to this one hang on no i’m worried i’m gonna break this desk or some [ __ ] whatever it didn’t happen that time whatever i gotta break this wait oh i thought it was a pull and i couldn’t open it because my big schnoz

Was in the way for a minute there that’s fine oh that’s why that’s perfect that’s exactly what we need now we make a pine roof oh we need slabs as well to make the roof all right pine roof this should be beautiful ah it’s not as good as i was thinking

It would look uh but you know i got a thing going on back in uh woodbury hey hey hey everyone it’s me i sense tension in the air no no no don’t give up bread loaf house shop shut up i’ll be back i i don’t have any more items it’s been a while

Hey klug freaking me out a little bit glug i wanna tr your aura is powerful that is a [ __ ] really good compliment to give someone your aura is powerful you have a powerful aura uh hey do you know where the [ __ ] you know where the where the like the leather worker is

Where he works i could get the leather worker around soon i bother him for a minute i need to level up tim i need to level up my blacksmithing while my smelty more so i can make copper you just make burlap trash i need a guy that actually oh is this thing no

I wanna know how to make like actual [ __ ] things there is something dark about you i want to trade with you this guy’s a professional trader look at all the stuff he sells look at all this stuff look at look at this guy it’s a bit this guy sells bags okay yeah

We’re buying it back uh get me a linen back please 88 coin i can do that 88 coin immediately they buy these books off of me i’m never going to use them buy all this stuff just level trading has increased to three that’s how you make a good deal chet all right Wait which which pair of pants are these this is the slacks i’m wearing the legionary pens it’s all this like old gear i’m not gonna wear and now we got a bag which i believe i can equip there we go which increased my inventory wow dude look at all this

Well it’s really been a pleasure man it really has i’m gonna take all your food now and uh get back on the journey i just i didn’t mean to go here we moved to like we went to another tree zone uh four to six windy hill we’re gonna do

It this is fighting like deserters we can handle it we have deep fry we should be incredibly powerful right now this should be no problem for us weapons out fire prepared practice okay we’re ready first warrior oh my god those are big [ __ ] spikes good thing i’m a goblin that can jump

Uh twice in the air or that’d be pretty bad okay we got a scroll of fire mastery from this increases fire damage by tempe and you guys are saying i wouldn’t be able to do a fire build in this game you guys were saying i wouldn’t scatter [ __ ] chance

I can see ice fighting fire in your eyes they hate ice and fire both that’s a goblin reference to dragon’s dogma if he didn’t catch it the thing i said uh diary take it don’t read it don’t read it just take it Hans go away we want to be alone i won’t leave you alone i’ve come to deal with you deserters so you know who we are don’t you probably captain carol told you about us i cursed the day i met that guy and joined his unit Your words matter less than rat’s piss captain gail is a righteous man treacherous maggots like you don’t deserve to live and blacken his name prepare to die why’d you hate him why don’t you like him it’s true we left his army in his unit but we weren’t but we were right to do

So captain kale is a merciless psychopath and he pushed us too far i couldn’t serve under his command and follow his sadistic orders anymore lying won’t lying to me won’t say i don’t know much uh but i’ll i’m gonna tell me more many times he had us kill people just

Because he had a feeling they were bandits go on whole families and children and elders besides he only cares about himself common people are expendable to him that’s captain kale you don’t know him yet i can’t believe that i can’t believe my ears i can’t be captain

Tell me everything you know it’s just the beginning of his stories but we don’t have time to tell you the whole thing it’s not like we’re hiding out or anything and have all the time in the world because we’re hiding under cover i ask you let us be and we will leave this

Place and head for the woods where we will be safe you don’t have to kill us and stay in your name with the blood of the innocent uh i might just kill him anyways for the sick xp chat look it’s a hardcore playthrough all right i gotta get as much [ __ ] xp as

Possible i don’t get that if they block i don’t get xp if they walk you know xp is better than borrows exactly yeah but i like blow my nose and i will look at my [ __ ] microphone to desperately pray i actually hit the mute button because i just

Dude that would have [ __ ] you guys would have left if you heard that nose blow right there dude you guys would have bailed i’m gonna kill him prepare to die rex get the my oh he’s chasing me do they know how to jump this or will they just walk right into it

[ __ ] [ __ ] yeah they never stood a chance i’m gonna kill them all uh it’s more i make more money that way unfortunately for them unfortunately for them i make far more money burning them alive with flight filled i don’t really really know how to handle stairs either so i yeah pathetic

Take all this stuff and we’ll tell uh kale that we also don’t like him oh yeah remember that innkeeper i’m supposed to be like helping him get gear he’s gonna come down here flamethrower’s so good compared to everything else in the game how does anyone live like this without having a flamethrower breaking

Armor [ __ ] money take it how’s anyone live without having like flamethrower in their inventory dude it’s just so easy how the hell am i supposed to permanently dial another linen sack really regret uh [ __ ] buying that one then uh since i just got a new a new one but whatever i saw something

No no secrets nothing hi it’s just so [ __ ] strong dude it’s just so [ __ ] strong how do you [ __ ] fight me you’ll have to we’ll have to run into a wizard wait a minute chat oh it looked like this was mine-able this trash it was in fact not it’s just an

Underground well i thought i saw a secret i was wrong well it’s just you and me now yeah my melee sucks i’m not gonna bother ow okay i killed them all they’re all dead i won is anyone even surprised the secret treasure uh none of it was very good and there

Wasn’t any secrets in here at all okay we’re out of here well the secrets the left the rest of the secrets have to be on the roof then yeah there’s still one more it’s gotta be outside common shot it’s the top of the oh yeah it’s up here oh yeah last secret’s

Probably right here dude in the never mind end of the map okay last secrets on the other side of the map on the top of the mountain check it out right here it’s gonna be right here this is where we get the big money or yep easy Shoulder guards mana minus four damage taken that’s the better option and money lots of money which money do i have getting close to a gold let’s get out of here we’ll tell captain kale we did the job does it so did it save my house

My ho she’s mine so i always know it’s there did it save it or did it destroy it it should have saved it where is my house oh here it is my beautiful beautiful home really wish uh really just wish you know this place looked nicer oh a tailoring table we can make

One now i see some pine slabs and leather working table and the cookie part what was that sound hello Chickens well that’s free food for later and there’s like coal underneath my house to work with and mine for for money it’s chat we’re about to have a we’re gonna have a beautiful place at the end of all this okay we just have to give you a little bit of time you

Know do a little more mining before i bring this stuff to the guy if we clear out the whole [ __ ] thing how’s my mining level doing almost level five this is a nice game i like this game it’s relaxing me i feel good and it’s not making me feel like i’m

Gonna die the same way runescape makes me feel like i’m gonna die you know what i mean i can’t maybe feel like i was gonna die playing it like i like i would actually waste away and my life would end level five mining let’s get some [ __ ] pog fishes in the chat

For that crazy level up chat my total level is 49 and i’m still in level three zones i need to get farming going guys there’s farming in this game i just gotta get out there and do it you know just gotta get out there and do it make

A name for myself out there in the farming market we’re almost done i’m just going to finish this we’re not going to do like the floors yet we’re just going to build it out so that it’s here you know did you get some torches do i know how to make torches

[ __ ] no i do know nice cracked four where did they go did i drop it by accident whatever i don’t see it oh it’s in my other bag i have a second bag now i forgot i forgot i own a second bag now well i should probably finish the roof but you know

One day one day one day we’ll get a roof on that [ __ ] bad boy let’s just finish this last part of the under the second floor the basement this game is great i recommend necromancy we’re going in the fire build with rats as my build right now we can investigate

Other builds after but right now the rats call to me i hope that repairs itself you know when you you know chet if you look closely when you hit it one time mouth and two sad eyes you see that you can totally see it mouth right here two sad eyes Looks like a sad cat if you don’t see it you have no imagination which is [ __ ] really sad all right we’re going to an underground hideout apparently it’s a quest location i didn’t know i had a quest here but let’s go kill everyone inside

Or was this the place i was just at no my guy keeps telling me i have to okay let’s go finish that deserter’s case first hey cale i did it it’s done i found this in hans’s belongings he doesn’t speak highly of you who’s hans i think i stole his diary

That pathetic fool’s gibberish means no more than a rat’s droppings to me he was is and always will be a coward in my eyes no mom of his foul words will ever change that why do you say so all you need to know is that it disobeyed my orders

This is this army is not this is this is army not a wishing well you as commanded or you may put your cobras lives in danger he didn’t get that part oh also all the deserters are dead don’t get so hard on yourself if you want to be a soldier you need to

Understand that following orders is a crucial matter you need more help i i do i yeah this might be hard okay while you were away a sudden report came and frankly speaking it was quite vague it reads that the dead have risen from their graves moreover they’re on a killing spree

Slaying any living creature that comes nearby their bony hands it might just be rumors dressed up as bandits but it has dressed up bandits uh but but it ha all right uh i need you to go look into it why don’t you go yourself that’s like that’s so

That’s a wild thing to ask like the captain of the [ __ ] troop like the leader like that’s that’s like talking to a general and just being like sir i know this is a war front why don’t you do it yourself say it don’t spray it you know what i

Mean i’ll kill him i’ll do it okay we’re going to the forgotten tomb for that uh it’s a level seven to nine area what level am i five yeah i’ll see you later on that one we’re not uh we’re not doing that just yet

Uh what i will do is go to a merchant and sell my wares but first of course i have to walk back by glug oh god i don’t really want to talk to glug oh jesus hey bruce thanks for the raid man i’m playing minecraft i’ve no fear grug is here

Vlog could you yes yes edbert’s good he’s a thing seller glogg will be a thing seller one day too what is plug are we alone now captain carol is a bad man he says he’s good but he isn’t he’s not good to good luck don’t like him

Glug knows all this stuff cliff is bad to his wife kaya he beats her yes yes is he skating now glug hates beating oswald is good but stupid or stupid but good glug doesn’t remember like luck geez glug glug sure knows a lot luck sure sees a lot

Out here thanks again for the rape bruce hope you had a good stream whatever you were playing this is like terraria runescape is how i described that sounds cursed to you new people coming in it is it’s also very fun it’s called realms of magic i’m playing as clarence the most

Powerful goblin of our time of our age okay and now i’m just currently settling everything i own to this guy making some space in my inventory for another incredible journey i survive off of cabbages and we’re playing in permanent if i go down it’s over you know what i mean

It’s over so just give it up don’t even bother the stream will probably end before you even see my body hit the ground because i’ll just turn off the stream if i go if i die it’ll be over it’ll be all over all right chet it’s time we’re gonna go to the underground

Hideout now we’re not doing that forgotten tomb ding i’m not going anywhere near that with a 10-foot pole but i will go to this weird underground hideout and kill anyone i see with fiery magic okay there’s i already saw a guy all right let’s just torch him

Easy piece of cake he didn’t even touch me this could get really easy if no one even knows how to like close the gap to a secret so just take just take it all secrets uh you know i’ve just got a sense for it you know i’ve got a sense for secrets

Ow ow i’ll hit you for 11. that’s actually that’s into like the danger zone where i don’t really like i don’t really like the scene if they hit me one time that sort of starts can you please hit him why ever summon rats in this game

What a worthless skill why i wish i hadn’t put points in that the rats are terrible i’m not putting any more points into rats we’re flying we’re a flamethrower now we’re a fire wizard and this is like not happening on my how hard does this has this hurt

How bad is it why am i checking just go under it oh [ __ ] this wait a secret first grab the secret and then then keep exploring ah Look at this another secret hidden in the wall with some bones in it and a scroll of power increases your physical damage done by 10 forever and pants i don’t need more pants but i’ll sell them that guy is really mad at me down there hey i’m not going down there i’m gonna

Send the rats do something useful no they’re just gonna stand there they’re gonna they’re just gonna stand there yes i don’t actually like that you can see through walls i wish you couldn’t it would make secrets more burn ow ow ow i’m in permanence so i’m going to be

More i’m going to be sort of like a coward loser that’s just going to happen because uh you know i can die so bad if i’m not careful good news is i actually got a lot of armor so i’m okay i’m okay i’m gonna use i’m gonna use a manifold

I’m semi okay for the most part oh wait this summoned rats corpse actually produced items wait i kill this thing for money why did that rat corpse i think that was a bug i don’t think that’s supposed to create gear oh my god oh my god why is he so fast

Why are you whatever it doesn’t matter just take everything they have and keep moving uh some trash to dreams i did as you asked me please don’t let me do this ever again this place is swarming with those pesky cobalts i got cuts all over my

Body and a few stabs in my back those little monsters guard their tunnels well so i couldn’t get deep enough what’s worse my sack full of treasures were slowing me down too much so i had to leave it behind if you care you can bring it back

It’s hidden in a bush almost in the middle of four pads should find it with ease just remember that half is still mine that’s not very helpful instructions in a 2d game where there can’t be four different directions to go frankly so not really that great on the

Instructions game it’s actually a really high value rope i’m gonna sell that i think i can find the sack if i just walk like a little bit this way was it this right here i think it was just this potion got it how many more secrets are here we got

Everything we’re done here all right that was a tiny tiny pathetic dungeon next up is these malicious tunnels that’s another low level place i’m not going deck spelled i’m not a dexbuild what are you talking about i’m not a dexbuild cobalt these guys are really weak so we should

Be able to just own these guys it should be easy let’s check the surface first don’t want any uh yes another light fur bag i can’t use because i don’t have bag slots we’ll just leave that there i feel like we should have leveled some trashy dagger i thought it would be

Better it wasn’t that’s fine just just bury everyone we see okay what the hell i need to get that bag that’s gonna be mine as soon as i’ve dealt with the kobold problem what just happened is that that’s an elite warrior uh he’s hucking things Rats don’t know how to go downstairs i can sort of hit these guys oh easy win come up here come up here he doesn’t know how to climb just burn him ah he is taking so much [ __ ] damage though that was a full mana potion that was a full

Just keep torturing him just everyone’s stay calm he doesn’t know how to get it powerful enemy slaying easy all right that means i can craft one of those potions i wanted right scroll of knowledge so give me a talent point man i didn’t realize everyone was gonna be so so [ __ ]

Stupid in this game you know what i mean chat i realized everyone was gonna be dumber than dirt when i started playing the ai’s so dumpy i feel like it’s not gonna be what kills me it’s gonna be overconfidence so i’m gonna take uh burning rush deals 15 damage to cassidy

To move its ability bar to the skills window 15 man up her how does this work wait no no don’t do both let’s try one and see how this works before i go investing double into burning rush yeah can only be oh it’s a secondary hand

Thing so you right click it instead of a shield yo all right i’m in okay hold up that’s awesome okay all right i’ve gotta let that warlock move and wow so i can just like go down and just okay it doesn’t really hurt no it does hurt them

I’m out of mana i’m out of i’m not a man i didn’t i need more mana holy [ __ ] i need more mana my manic game is [ __ ] beans man uh okay i pressed the wrong button i’m gonna get more used to that don’t worry ah kinda lame not gonna lie when i have

More mana it’ll be a really good travel move but right now i don’t have that so shut up loser check out this sick secret i found instead get excited instead okay because i just found another damn secret uh okay that’s a bunch of i think dead is that gnome skulls

I don’t i don’t care there’s that sack i saw should be up here if i just take this guy out uh okay combat mode blast him and this should be the sack with more blue orb and more pants these are better pants take him wearing like the chieftain set right now

Many secrets are like secrets gotta try a little bit harder you know what i’m saying the secret’s gonna try a little bit on it they don’t stand a chance against me right now is that everything in this place we’re still missing some i know exactly where it is it’s over here oh yeah

It’s right here yep i’d be able to yup easy armor scroll and a lock which we can use you actually missed 43 silver shut the hell up no it’s their fault for not making an item in the chest why is it a second box you have to tick

Why isn’t it a physical entity in the game miss some silver it’s not my fault they hide it in like a second box that i have to remember to take right i have to press take money or take all and i don’t want to take all usually

How the hell am i supposed to do my god hates money i don’t hate money i hate you anyways let’s uh let’s go to the let’s just take a look at that forgotten tomb real quick okay you’re taking everything out of the box every time but i’d like to see i

Like to pick up one at a time for the dopamine rush the dopamine chat of picking up something with numbers and number go up don’t you see just everyone be quiet there’s currently an undead barbarian trying to get me i think i’m gonna burn him alive he really doesn’t stand a chance

Here’s the thing we’ve only ran into melee guys and i have seen in the trailer that guys can shoot [ __ ] death fireballs at me so quickly that the person can’t even dodge it so it’s only a matter of time until we run into one mage and he instantly kills my character

Before i even have time to process what happened okay so that’s sort of what i’m assuming is gonna happen with this game because we’re gonna run into one guy he’s gonna hit me one time in a panic and i’m gonna [ __ ] explode okay ah oh that was a nice try

No this guy doesn’t really stand a chance hit me for about six damage yeah right yeah right i can take you down with just this yeah right come we must slay the undead in this place or one of these things is going to get up one of these days and just get me

That’s not a i thought that was a platform it’s locked from the other side and there’s a crazy skeleton brute coming right now he fell he fell into that spikes that spikes yeah he’s dying he’s dead i won i leveled up this is a safe place to level safe as any

At level 10 i can get fireball i guess i take incinerating aura each time you hit an enemy with fireball or burning rush impact uh gain a stack of incinerating aura i guess that’s good for future proofing my character is that a secret right there

How the [ __ ] am i supposed to i’ll take damage doing this no matter it’s worth it for the [ __ ] death mastery increased necromancy power uh stamina seems better than health regen most of the time but i’m gonna keep what i have on on i am out of inventory space

Why didn’t you guys make me sell some things why didn’t you remind me that eventually i was gonna run out of space is it funny to make me waste my time is it like fun for you guys like what i don’t think it’s very fun yes well in that case

Hope everyone has a good time watching me lazily please we’re fine i thought i was gonna catch a fireball in the mouth we’re all right this is a boss room right if that door closes i’m gonna start screaming and just smashing potions hello is there anyone in here a secret oh

My god this does not mesh very well with the visual style of goblins in this game i’m wearing the hat sideways because it doesn’t fit around my big nose the money shut the hell up everyone’s back to die it’s one silver i make more than that by sneezing in this game you’re amateurs

Whoa uh get him my my children oh he killed him instantly that’s 14 damage on a normal attack that’s doable don’t get hit by the big attack okay it’s not even like a what i’m looking at the hitbox of that axe and i don’t buy it actually when i

I want a hitbox that accents there but his uh hitbox where it goes to about there i didn’t know tomato was playing clown class would a clown do this please recline your [ __ ] dad and jump over the attack and then keep burning the guy yeah i don’t think so

This guy’s as good as dead all right you can’t even catch me you know how slow he is oh no you got you got me is what i would say if you did but you didn’t and now you have to [ __ ] die he hit me for 26. i have 94 health i’m good

I keep forgetting i’m like way stronger than i used to be i’m clear the wizard magic blast please don’t god he’s oh it’s over he’s dead it’s okay it’s over i’ve destroyed the skeletons in the area eventually there’s gonna be a wizard that’s gonna attack me and i’m gonna stop looking as cool

But right now we’re uh we’re still in we’re still in we’re gonna get a bunch of gear out of this lots of potions another bag that i can’t use worthless pants and what looks to be an even more dangerous room to just leave the dungeon at all

Why did they make this like what am i doing what am i why am i even doing this why am i going this way i could just walk out the main entrance why am i like going a weird way there’s something there get in there get in there secret

Sensed it a mile away i got the sight could it be the chieftain breastplate increases your physical damage by 23 and health by 12. put it on oh yeah i’m only out i’m only taking it for the health i don’t really care about the physical damage he left the money deal

I knew i’m just doing it to [ __ ] with you now it’s so easy now that i know it gets to you now that i know it’s pissing you off it’s gonna get easier and easier for me just [ __ ] walk right by it [ __ ] come on we gotta go back to town we’re

Never coming back we looted it let’s go tell this guy we look badass dude hey i did it it’s done the undead are dead that’s great news your skill with the blade is impressive you may stay here and live a dull life as a village nobody or you may move on

The village of splinterville offers more than this backwater if i were you i wouldn’t hesitate at all when you get there ask about bernard keep the plate in the helmet you’ll need them you cocked them on the ground he gave me the next part of the map and

I didn’t need to get the map thing because i actually just did the quests see typically chat we can also build this part of the map by exploring randomly generate stuff which is what we’re going to start doing now i’m sort of done doing side quests we’re going to start living our lives

You know i’ll come back for that stuff i just need to go to a guy and sell things dude how are you when you’re gay i wait i don’t want to talk to glug by glug i just remembered i don’t like glug how do they make their roofs look so

Good and mine looks so bad i need to work on my roofs uh i want to trade friend all of my clothes every piece of clothes i have buy them all take them all i don’t need any of them all the clothes all the armor you need

To pick up that one silver tomato gave me please man you need that one silver chat don’t you see none of it matt it don’t matter i never mattered we’re [ __ ] rich all right and when you’re rich you no longer carry around change and then one day when you’re not so [ __ ] rich

And the economy collapses as a result of some psychos investigating [ __ ] seers or some [ __ ] all right you’re gonna have to eat your words but that’s not happening today because i didn’t i didn’t short sell sears okay so i’m fine i don’t need change guys remember sears are they still open

They don’t exist anymore right they’re like kmart right they don’t they don’t exist hey listen guy can i i need to craft more tin using your stocks it looks like if i want to get any more uh xp the best thing i can do bone chart yeah craft this ton of xp

Money money money look at that smelting xp i don’t know what bone char does i’m just gonna sell it to this guy hey i want to trade do you wanna buy this bone char bye he gave me awful deals on all this stuff by the way i really need to like

Kill him or like make people like me more either way chat i think it’s time to go back to our home after we clear out the grimstone ruins Okay well let’s go at night as well what’s that sound i heard it sound like hello it’s dwarven maybe this place isn’t evil hang on i got a is that a cobalt what is your [ __ ] problem what a loser anyways i found another secret look dwarven treasure movements be increased by two percent

Forever you can really feel the movement speed boost oh my i hit that guy was that the impact wait i hit that guy for 34 and i’m still on fire this is that up this is that talent i got the money the money the money the money the money the money get the

Money to visit tomato gaming get the money hop out shut the hell up oh god damn it chad i’m right though right it’s really i don’t understand why it’s a separate button to take money why didn’t they i would much prefer money being why the [ __ ] would you not take the money

Every game unless money has a weight should be automatically picked up and put into your inventory the second you open the item because there is no [ __ ] realm where you aren’t taking the money all right i don’t take all because eventually i won’t want to take all that’s why i

Don’t take it i don’t have a habit of taking all on games because eventually i won’t want to take all but every item whenever you open something should automatically give you all the money in the item because why would you not take all the money there’s a door there it’s a pull

I don’t like taking a foolish rat this place used dwarves used to frolic here and now look around it’s a ghost town actually it’s more like a it’s like a rat pit now just rats hey you think you’re gonna stand there while i torch you that was a really strong enemy

I wish they knew how to jump some do but some are so dumb it’s only chat here’s the thing though i could guaran [ __ ] to you we go to a place called [ __ ] cursed shaft and we’re gonna run into a guy that shoots or a guy that [ __ ] throws like

[ __ ] fireballs or something okay it’s only a matter of time till we get to the cursed shaft and it’s time chad to collect another level actually we’ve gotten pretty much everything for fire build we get into rats now actually no i want to get to rat level 10 before i do rats

I no i don’t even want rats they sucked what am i doing we’ll get into something better dread bolt launches a specter that passes through enemies dealing five damage in a and applying in feeble curse to all enemies hitting feeble curse causes them to take 20 increased damage that’s actually super good

Summon skeleton to fight your skeletons deal more damage than ghouls but can’t hold their own against enemies what’s a cool summon undead rabbit i feel like one is far better than the other and i’m not really sure this one doesn’t have any upgrades which leads me to believe that it’s a

Scam this is a scam am i gonna get scammed buying the rabbit i’m gonna get like scammed buying this one maybe get some health because you know permadeath god everyone’s [ __ ] bully this guy with me come on loser loser loser loser loser you gotta look you got loser hey man Have you seen me drop below 50 hp ever yeah right yeah right it’s called artificially shortening the stream length do you understand it’s called at some point tonight i’m going to want to eat dinner and the more killable i am the more likely it’ll happen short streaming

Besides if i make myself too powerful and just build to survive i’ll live forever and then it won’t be as exciting and obviously the ai are sort of stupid so i’d like to give them as many chances as possible to bully me and kick my ass you know what i mean

Where are these ghouls they were talking about because it’s like oh ghouls are really strong but the only ghoul in this game is this rabbit It’s the only one i guess i’ll learn how to it’s gotta be better than the rats it’s gotta be better than the [ __ ] rat so i guess i’ll learn how to summon a rabbit take the rat off the bar wow it’s gonna need to buy some talents

To make them last longer they only last 10 seconds come more treasure awaits the money streamer please man please just [ __ ] grab it dude bro the rabbit’s still alive oh my god this rabbit’s far more why did i eat by another summoning spell what was i [ __ ] thinking

Of course it’s gonna suck but to build into it it always sucks a letter to grungy one of the worst names ever it’s been a while since we last exchanged words i know that you might feel bad and hold a grudge against me i just want to

Explain myself and that i didn’t know that there would be no gold in that cave the gossip sounded solid and blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah please don’t be angry with me i i made a mistake that’s okay he’s that guy’s dead it

Doesn’t matter what he wrote he’s corpse he’s dead dwarf they’re all dead there’s a secret right there you think i’m an idiot oh my god [ __ ] i am so good at this game what chance is so easy frost mastery boosts my frost damage by another 10 easy

I just i can see the future and there’s still one more secret isn’t there two more i know where they are one’s right here right here i’ve got guys here’s the thing you might be like he has he played this before no you wanna know what it is

I played thief okay i’ve played an unhealthy amount of thief too and dark mod okay i can sense secrets in levels better than anyone in the [ __ ] world because i just like because in that game you just you see like anything that looks even slightly uncomfortably placed and you’re like oh yeah

That’s an opening why wouldn’t you put a [ __ ] wall there yeah right no secret’s gonna be over here wow [ __ ] piece of garbage the money that mighty streamer please i think we leave the chat remember our old house i uh actually need to tell you that we

Need to rip it all up and destroy it i know i know but here’s the thing cave tears in here are one to three okay also one also one two three okay never mind uh we don’t have to move yet i was going to say we’d want to move if

The cave tears went higher but they have not gone higher so we don’t need to move you’re [ __ ] i’m not [ __ ] i’ll be fine i’ll be fine i’m not gonna die where’s that town splinterville let’s go to split different see how they’re doing we can sell some stuff at splinterville they’re probably better

Traders wow chad look the second zone of the game splinterville a beautiful thriving community i’m still wondering if this buzzsaw [ __ ] hurts don’t i can actually fall into it okay don’t even bother your clothes are stained with old blood really [ __ ] nice you know what if i steal

Your your stuff what’s going on sober i’m looking for work i know that we need a lot of oak wood ask zafron and i’ll tell you the details okay is that a copper hatchet it’s better than my hatchet sell the old one gert you look pretty tired can i help you somehow

No i like woodwork it doesn’t exhaust me that much worries me is the fact that somebody stole the provisions that i made for me and the rest of the there’s someone stole my lunch any idea who did it i have some guesses but i’ll keep them to myself for now what worries me

Is a lack of food and water what do you want me to do 10 cooked chickens and 10 glass bottles filled with water sure i’ll see you one day about that i say shaking my head we’re never gonna come carpenter these sets look amazing you’re

Very talented i wish i had this kind of skill thank you stranger i always do my best but sometimes it’s just not enough i know that feeling friend you need my help bro well if you have a job i i got something you can do i need to

Know how well you can craft can you make me three wooden plant supports uh [ __ ] lot of work you’re asking me to do here [ __ ] but i did it happy i have him awesome thanks you’re in what am i in you’re a club i need you to make some furniture can

You make some tables out of pine and three of them okay i’d love to I’m guess i’m making him tables i get scammed into this kind of stuff he wants small tables okay i crafted them what give them thanks you’re really good at this um can you make me one more thing what do you need two pint tables normal sized ones oh my god

Okay i can do that it’s just like small ones free xp guys make me some larger tables i have them epic these are really good here’s the tables once again thanks friend okay get out bye bye is that [ __ ] dead body up there and the lady shrugging welcome stranger are you looking for

Work i’m listening listen i thought he was gonna ask me to give her a body listen uh can you give me some [ __ ] wood right now uh okay bye i swollen from crying why are you crying he’s dead he’s stiff and cold like a dead fish they killed him they butchered

Him in his house he cold blooded without a moment of hesitation he couldn’t even defend himself i hate this place and these people if only i knew who was involved but of course stranger you’re an outsider of this pathetic god forsaken backwater please find out who killed my calend

I hunger for justice you want the vindicator i’m clarent i don’t do the whole uh justice for the you know downtrodden thing i uh i i do i i do very subpar little songs on my on my little trumpet see i can do that i really do the whole

Justice thing i’ll see what i can do find the killers let me mourn my husband my way over the corpses of the of the unworthy okay well i really need to get into crafting chat i feel like my gear is gonna start falling off and my power is

Gonna start falling off with it you look like someone who knows how to wield a blade welcome to my pit i’d like to craft some more of these things into wolf belts boost my tanning skill easy xp easy xp look at all that [ __ ] tanning xp look at that easy xp what uh

Is this like sort of overkill light for boots all right chad it’s time to start crafting like things to sell it’s gonna make us a lot of money all right check this out we’re gonna make glove we’re gonna make a full set of this stuff and then sell it

Look at all this xp we’ve been we’ve been prepping for this make a full set of armor and then sell it to some schmuck that wants to get into adventuring it’ll be easy take a look at all this money xp and since you craft it the first time

You get actual real game xp so that just leveled me up all right like it was nothing what level am i now what level am i now nine i’m so close to getting the next here you know i’m gonna do chat save this save this level i’m gonna save

It to the next level okay so this guy’s got all sorts of leather working tables here i think we save it for the next level hey can i help you with your work i gotta [ __ ] do some stuff i need you to get giant rat pelts i literally just

Can you tell me something about kellen why he was a shmuck so you know that he died why’d you call him that i do i guess everyone was aware of that fact i hated callum for what i did in the past i strongly believe they stole my finest leather in order

To exchange it for booze at the end i haven’t seen him taking it but that’s the only person i just trust in the whole splinterville besides that lazy bastard never did any work as far as i’m concerned okay you’re in splinterville typical lumberjacks village okay bert

Good to see you i guess nice talking as always now if you guys don’t mind i’m going to dig up the foundations of your very town and unleash the demons within don’t worry this is the fountain will be held up it’s extremely this will be fine

The dark the ark of the covenant chat hidden beneath the surface of splinterville it had one bag in it and like something that increases my armor which is cool i guess i had a bag i don’t even want to take it i love stealing i can’t believe i get

Away with it every time berries splinter phil reminds me of something says bane if you say so i’m bane and i just got here frankly speaking i’d like to ask you something okay i know it might sound odd but i’m craving for a dessert called sand

Cake would you bring me ten portions of sand he doesn’t know how to cook it but he assumes sand is involved he wants me to get him sand i okay you’re really stupid uh but whatever bye laurie i don’t talk to outlanders does anyone want to talk to me torp

I’d like to talk about calvin what do you want to talk about dead guy for you know him he was buying a lot of goods for me on credit my biggest mistake i ever made i’ll never sell items to a drunkard who’s okay i did nothing i’m a trader not doug i

Stopped selling him things now he’s dead and i won’t have to bother anymore hey can i trade with you i’m not a dr i i buy and sell really good wares dude for cheap check out all my money i’m a very good businessman and you know you’re gonna really

I think you can appreciate these uh things i’m selling uh take it just take all of it take all this all this trash all these chicken feathers i don’t even know how i’d use those i have no idea i have no idea what those go to pile these take this and that

Hit no keep the hinge i got i gotta tear down my old house and replace it so actually no i’m not what i don’t need to rip i don’t need to tear down my house i will never need to tear down my house doesn’t matter all right trading has increased by nine easy

You have a good day now man and i should probably have enough to do this huh oh yeah i mean we’re just gonna hoard all these till the next level anyways but i can at least have them on my bar so when i get to the next level we’re

Gonna get a lot of high tier [ __ ] talents we’re gonna power spike greetings innkeeper i wanna talk about callan callan why would you ask about him i work for his wife i’d like to keep my reasons to myself another new newcomer claiming to be superior than we this kingdom is going

To the dogs i don’t want to offend you as tommy you calling his poor bastard god he deserved tragic past suffered a lot his childhood no wonder he likes to solve problems with his fist who would want him dead everyone oh smile uh it’s not easy to kill him he’s huge

Okay how about you chef what are you cooking it smells nice i’ll give you a free piece of advice uh never eat at this inn i’ve run out of pork and now it’s only rats i put in the stew you don’t say i say crunching down on a rat and a

Stick i’ve been eating this whole time you don’t say man i too only eat rats matter of fact it’s all i own but hey if you say so i’ll just steal these actual meals out of your chest and move on with my day elna life is not

Simple what are you doing i’m trying to work things out it’s about me and my husband garb i need details to help you they want to go for offspring however it’s a long way from words to action if you know what i mean okay this is not the kind of thing you

Ask some random goblin coming into town frankly i understand what’s the problem you’re in good shape i can tell damn clarence good [ __ ] thank you you’re very nice it’s not about me it’s about the place we occupy there’s this guy named gert there kurt she lives in the he lives in the floorboards

Underneath the stairwell gert creeps around in the stairwell can’t do anything or with skirt around uh it’s hard to create a love atmosphere when you see old pillows embedding i see not to mention the awful lice that hide in our bed you want me to make you a new bed

Two burlap pillows and burlap bedding i cannot [ __ ] believe i’m actually going to go do this for them also you guys didn’t ever find this hidden treasure over here huh wow okay well hi talk to me about calvin so you’re the person to ask people

Okay why did lydia pay you to find his killer i keep my reasons to myself tell me what you know you might be surprised to what i’m saying but callum was a fine man he wasn’t quite polite blah blah blah i miss him okay who killed him someone’s lying about something there’s

Something wrong here something’s off chad i don’t buy it someone did the crime uh what’s that just promise you won’t tell anyone tell anyone about what i promise i found it at the end a merchant left it behind while he was going out with some guy it’s made of paper and there are

Some signs inside some people call it a book or something but i can’t you don’t know what a book is i’ll read it sure it’s yours the diary of rosie gorm doesn’t know how to read huh what’s in this diary i [ __ ] killed callum today

Today was the worst day of my life i never i will never ever come back to this backwater splinterville to trade the journey was awful and dangerous there was bandits hiding in most of the woods and god knows what other vile creatures lurking in the shadows however

The worst was the bridge crossing well it’s hard to name a broken pieces of wood a bridge uh while crossing this obstacle i lost a great deal of goods my favorite jade gleam gauntlets were among them they were in a sack which fell into the gap

I was thinking about going down to get them back but the bottom was swarming with nasty creatures so much money thrown away okay i will collect that bridge fall crossing right there hey when you guys uh kill callum and [ __ ] cut his body up into little pieces

Any of you this is a big [ __ ] town you’ll call him feel that guy a great hunter if he chose he chose the bottle instead such a waste always drunk all the time um the elves are out there i can smell them where are they i can’t see anybody i

Know they’re out there with their sharp eyes they’re watching us seeking a flaw in our defenses when they find it we’re as good as dead okay man zoe board looks like a all elves should die by the sword okay hunting is my life and i excel in it

Just wow this is pretty crazy imagine coming up and saying i love my job i’m good at it and the first thing some guy says to you when he walks up to you is reigning that ego lest it consume you whole how dare you speak to me like this

I’m calling the tracker no one can hide from my no game can hide from my side i killed this bear on my own can you say the same about you bears are slow and stupid i can hunt down something more dangerous oh yeah then kill me a boar

I want a boar tusk wait this guy an idiot wait is this guy stupid i think this guy’s stupid oh yeah well then kill a [ __ ] pigeon for me and bring me its head where do i find one almost everywhere plenty of them in a spot called the hunting grounds

You’re about to lose a lot of money to me greeting stranger people hated calum they felt relieved as his death and what do you feel he saved my life once hadn’t been for hadn’t it been for him i would have ended up in wolf’s jaws i owe him

You’ll never have a chance to pay it back and who would want him dead i know all those people very well they hated him but i can’t believe someone actually wanted to kill him and calvin was no fool he was a good brother and he knew how to fight and avoid ambushes

Strange his body bears no signs of fighter wounds it looks like he was poisoned but who could do it i’ll try to find out you have anything else for me as far as i could remember callan had a diary he was a poor writer and a messy person

But he liked to record his thoughts look around the village it might be somewhere okay you guys know you leave a chest in your moat right with a legendary helmet ah this makes me look like a real clown anyways i’m gonna go kill those boys to prove

Uh that i’m the strongest warrior ever i think it’ll be healthy for me all right so apparently boars are more dangerous than bears so everyone just be aware that we could be in a like a real situation right now there’s a mole rat okay it hit me for 23 that’s not ideal

Just keep it at a distance okay okay it keeps hitting me there it’s still hitting me okay mole rats are not to be not to be oh it’s healing this [ __ ] [ __ ] is actually healing i got to use my mana mana man i didn’t kill it finish it off

Just kill it come here don’t stop it all right got it no problem that didn’t even get me any real xp those things have a lot of [ __ ] those things have a lot of hp wildlife skills super lethally in this game tomato well i’m excited to finally face a

Challenge that makes me drink a potion in a panic frankly if i have to be honest i’m excited to finally face a worthy threat an adversary worth my time in the cave of death see this would be dangerous for a normal human but i am a goblin and i can

Oh my [ __ ] god jesus christ oh my god okay get in there i that was bigger than a bear i was expecting many small things you know wait what’s this see this the hell is the hell’s going on here the hell is all this what is all this mess here a secret

Special pants put them on you’re really funny tomato thanks man thanks man that’s really nice of you to say you’re really [ __ ] nice that’s really nice who the hell is eddie uh rabbit and oh that’s a wild elf uh blade master he’s so slow why is he so slow this is pathetic

Let more come i don’t really get much xp for kills anymore do i i get like a little bit it feels like i’m not going to make much xp from killing anymore it seems like the most of it you get is from crafting groveguard helmet fire resistance sounds better than physical damage

Yeah let’s put that on yep wow my covers my nose i folded my nose in to wear this i’m not going back to that boar yet what are you gonna do throw it okay yeah these guys suck yeah these guys are pathetic oh yeah so do i actually do like a ton

Of damage when i charge in there guys only sometimes it seems like i think i have to do it for a certain distance and then it counts as like impact yeah when you go for a certain speed you hit it for like 23. yep there you go see i hit it for like

If i run through them now i hit him for a decent amount of damage that’s interesting pauldrons those are better than mine for sure and health regen is so good i want to keep wearing that but i will take it what’s in here a copper mace that’s technically not better than my weapon

Running speed boost this one’s better it’s less armor but the running speed seems to be more important for me personally i like being able to move quickly for survival purposes bang secret see that down there secret we’ll get that in a minute blue dye and some crap

And this is covered in blood down here what the hell is oh it’s a secret i like having secrets in my games board games chat that’s why i like playing old school shooters so much i just like that rush of finding you know an eldritch shrine in

Uh in the depths wow those are some good [ __ ] gloves what the hell damn really good gloves and a spooky shrine to satan Is that the end of this map i’m just trying to reach the other end of that that is wolf that is wolf that is wolf hang on blast it did he just summon more wolves to fight me ah we can’t come downstairs which is their death nice try snow wolf

Yeah you made a big [ __ ] mistake messing with me summon some more friends so i can kill him too yes super lethally my ass oh wait there’s still a wolf alive they scare lethally my ass yeah right i scale lethally we have four talent points to put into high tier skills fireball

Fireball immediately exploding fireball on top of it exploding fireball you spell apply burn debuff to enemies which deals damage oh yeah flamethrower increases the cone size of your flamethrower oh yeah should probably get something that increases the length of my summons five seconds that’s not even that good

It’s not the flamethrower the fire’s so good and that’s so not good sprint speed by what 50 that’s really good run faster damage done by 20 take the 20 extra for now burn will come later look at the [ __ ] size of that blast look at the size of

That blast let’s check out the fireball sort of expecting that to be a little bit bigger it’s like a path of exile fireball as in just really like sad and not very impressive that’s good put that on more health more health more survivability we need something that gives me mana

I think i need to make like mage armor for real in order to gain the mana all right let’s toss it on the stupid deer okay does 60 damage a pop that might be better than i thought it was uh art druid he knows how to do range stuff oh my god

Imagine don’t even bother you know what i mean you’re losing i need more mana so bad my mana cap is awful well that was easy easier than usual oh an elven mace i’m gonna equip that that’ll be my new melee weapon when i want to [ __ ] beat

The [ __ ] i or something i’ll use this mace elves uh seem pretty pathetic is there a talent from anna if there is i’d love to use it but uh maybe here health regeneration revitalizing stance endurance if there is i don’t see it to be fair the ai is pathetic in general yeah yeah

But i’m sure it’s not gonna matter if something like [ __ ] barrels through me and instantly kills me sup idiot come back where you running boy where are you running there ain’t no map left ow i was 29 damn it she did to me he ran right through me get back here

Right now you’re not going anywhere now you set me off i jumped off the cliff hello dear chan okay you’re pissing me off now now you’re pissing me you run out of places to run end of the line it’s over goodbye i don’t even know how to skin

Him i just killed him to kill him i accidentally summoned that rabbit that rabbit was not invited to the fight all right chuck hey flame blast okay right now the [ __ ] fire blast is much better than the fireball because i don’t have the mana to support it unfortunately

It’s like a foxhole but none of them are giving me any flesh so i can’t really benefit from killing them i’m just sort of doing it to do it you know free xp well chet we gotta kill the boar we’re gonna have to go kill the board okay that’s basically gonna happen

So everyone just get ready for i never went in this cave did i uh what the [ __ ] is this thing a secret neato neato that’s a really cool [ __ ] secret we’re out of invent did he die to a spike on a wall what a loser i won

I’m the winner i’m the most powerful warrior of this generation dude lost to me that doesn’t count oh it counts oh chat it counts huh what is it you want i’m gonna blast you don’t mind if i do that bunch of chicken i actually do need chicken

I think i pressed stack instead of take so i just stacked all my chicken into it i need to cook this chicken that’s not a real fireplace i can’t use that hello they said multiple boars lived near the hunting grounds whoa eh take that take that wild pelt leather

Uh take those take that i like the leather frankly so i can craft it in this stuff he actually lied like this was there was only one board he killed himself on a wall well i suppose it’s evidence that i won technically so i guess i shouldn’t complain let me just

Ditch this old item these old things probably want the fluid container we’ll just ditch these shoes i guess this will prove that i won why is the boar’s room surrounded by wall spikes how much damage do these do 13 he did this like 40 times well i guess this proves my superiority

Over that bear guy i guess i’ll go tell him i didn’t realize it’d be this easy callum is dead i want to find out who did i’m not surprised or one step too far i honestly so much work finding out who killed that guy i’ll probably just kill someone randomly

Probably just execute someone and say they did it just tell her that no one did it or she did it you know what i mean a bunch of chickens okay i can’t kill chickens in a town i guess that makes sense where’s that guy where’s bear guy

Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa hey more incredible magic better shovel we gotta get back to my base all right we gotta ditch some of our we have so much [ __ ] it’s probably time we like do some things you know i mean that’s vague

Sort of a vague way to put it but it’s about time i i do some things you know what i mean gotta get to get to work you know do some do something hey does this prove that i’m better than you i have your boar tusk what really seriously you can even touch

It here wow that looks like it came from a really small loser bore i guess i guess it counts just watch out next time i’m not gonna be in a good mood you pay me you better what is that i think he paid me something what is this improved health permanently increase

Your health by 15. i’ll take it what an [ __ ] whatever all right let’s go back to my beautiful home if you guys haven’t seen you guys haven’t seen my house you know take a look because this bad boy chat oh my god this bad boy take a look immaculate beautiful landscape

Bread house shut the hell up what a [ __ ] hello mega look oh my god you guys actually don’t understand anything about anything that’s your [ __ ] problem you’re idiots you’re stupid but that’s fine i knew that going into all this so you guys would be like you know like dumb you wouldn’t understand

Anything you wouldn’t understand the value of this [ __ ] real estate i’ll show you i just gotta cut down some more trees i need to make a chest pine crate make a crate or two to make two crates this will get us some space some space for storage

Going forward put them right here in this dark corner we can’t stack them which is hang on maybe we can though maybe we can though it might not be over yet maybe we can though hang on if we make ourselves some sort of pine platform

And then place that you might be able to place the crate after all nice see [ __ ] properly placed beautifully squished into the corner genius we can stow my food stocks in here all my delicious food stocks i’ve got so much food stuck and so little space to carry it all

I need to learn how to craft uh copper now that is ingenuity i know you don’t have to you have to like [ __ ] kiss my ass about it is all i know it’s good i know it’s [ __ ] genius i know it was smart i was gonna go cut

Down some more oh my god is that like what the hell is going on here the hell are they doing cut down this beautiful uh apple tree we’re not gonna need these apples in my future [ __ ] i’m gonna put this i’m gonna build a mall where this used to be

All these like beautiful apple trees this orchard it doesn’t even give me wood i’m just cutting it down because it’s in the way you know it’s gonna be beautiful farmland eventually you know that right give me a beautiful [ __ ] beautiful oh is that i can make glass out of that

I see sand down there let’s grab that sand he’s grabbing all this wood i got all the wood for renald yeah i’ve been is that a bandit on my property line what did you what are you thinking well i won to no one’s surprise enforcer of what that’s why i’m that’s

What i’m wondering whatever let me grab all this [ __ ] sand we can turn this into glass and then maybe chat maybe if we’re feeling a little bit crazy we can go into the caves okay you know what i’m saying maybe we dig straight down into the danger zone

You know what i mean the caves i can matter of fact i can see a cave about five more blocks beneath us think about it the adventures we could have the fun laughs we could have together what is that wait what is that is that why did i just pick up salt

Take a look at this the caves uh oh i actually found treasure that was easy that was actually really easy these are all level one pathetic losers scroll up black 500x mean blacksmithing and a splinterville map fragment we already have the map to splinterville so we don’t actually need this

But i will take these seeds for onions because i’d like to start a beautiful farmland pick up some of this oil we need ore chad i’m just gonna chat i’m gonna dig really deep you can fast travel a lot of caves to my knowledge so i’m just gonna just dig

Really deep you know and see what there is to find at the bottom of it all now grab some tin while i’m out i don’t really need the coal so much but i need a tin so let me just dig straight down like a psycho we can see through walls in this

Game so who cares It’s not like i’m gonna suddenly need to climb all the way back up that’s what this pile of rocks in my inventory is for and i can get the sand to build more uh glass for my beautiful glass home that i’m building this is what it’s about the terraria

Experience of just digging straight down cause you know it doesn’t matter as much as you’re not going to run like a lava down here you know what i mean hopefully i’m sure we won’t run into lava or anything like that we just skip all this coal who cares about what is this

What is this silver yo with that you might be like money down here to make hang on hold up watch this pathetic we continue digging tin we need tim to make more tin ore ingots so i can get copper eventually and then silver we keep digging down straight down

This is how we die is something dumb like this but the [ __ ] pay chat the possibility for gains is so huge how am i supposed to justify not doing it look at the levels of mining the mining levels are climbing look at my mining level it climbs it’s skyrocketing

Just if you don’t have what it takes to help me get the job done the door is there i point to the [ __ ] 40 floor high vertical shaft i dug to get here okay if you don’t have what it takes to do the mining the exit’s right there husband level zero

No i’m a husbandry level one that’s what i get when i get animals is i get to like take care of them hang on everyone be quiet there’s another cave oh my god what am i i really got to stop like wow look at that look at that can they stand a chance

Pathetic chocolatite spear i want their hearts they just want their body parts body parts sell the rest of it i don’t care about give me what’s in the chest whoa guys these chests are actually exploring these caves is pretty good scroll of tanning smelting we got to get down to the next tier

We’re only at tier one we want to get even deeper don’t you see we want to go deeper into the shaft don’t you understand got to keep up deeper we’re only in tier 1 cave we want to get to tier three that’s we can get even deeper deeper even more

How deep do you guys think we are a couple miles Like tomatoes hungry irl that’s why this isn’t a risk i’m not gonna die here look it’s like [ __ ] kobo’s like i let this guy hit me they’re missing We’re not in much danger i could go to the bathroom right now these guys are losers they’re starting rats they can’t hit me they’re idiots i’m too high level i’m like chad it’s like that it’s like that that thing where like a level one tries

To find a level 60 in like an mmo like it’s not gonna happen you know like you’re missing every swing i don’t want to end this stream i chat it’s just look i have to risk it to feel alive okay and right now i would barely even call this a risk but

I need to level up my blacksmithing to make better armor so i don’t die and that means i gotta go deeper we need to go deeper which is why i’m digging straight down because it’s faster than digging stairs in this game you know what i mean

It’s way more cost effective to hold to the left mouse button and dig straight down until you see you know a cobalt and then blast it with a fire cone instantly ending its life that was a rabbit that was not the initial plan hang on like these guys

Can’t even touch me i’m so high level now like they’re not even my level you know like i’m wasting time and i’m gonna loot them i don’t need to go deeper never dig straight down you forget i have goblin accuracy like jumping skills you guys see how [ __ ] high i can jump

Like i can get out of almost any situation i can place blocks right underneath me if i need to i’m in no danger quote that i’m in no danger right now shut up and help me dig grab this shovel and help me dig this slop you gotta meet the quota mining’s

Increased to nine getting copper ore we’re getting deeper that copper’s starting to drop don’t you know we’re starting to get even deeper treasures are starting to become more lucrative don’t you see pathetic pov this is it pathetic what do you mean what do you mean dude this isn’t pathetic this is badass

I am so [ __ ] reckless i’m not even [ __ ] looking where i’m falling you’re calling that pathetic pov you’re pathetic p.o.v watching on the [ __ ] in your like grody chair as some streamer digs you’re pathetic p.o.v i’m badass p.o.v look at my swing i’m starting to think my character might be bugged It might be a bug or they’re really bad i think the game i’m fighting to reload they get it my rabbit no problem i think i might be butt he has god mode on is my armor too high power for them i’d have to take a piece of clothes off to see

If there are if they’re damaged chat if their damage is too low to break my armor value of 90 maybe they’re just unable to hit me now they’re just like because my reduction for damage is 47 but that’s percent of everything that shouldn’t reduct like 47 of 2 isn’t zero like that’s not

That’s not how it works cheater pov chad if i keep if i go back up to if i reload if i quit to hang on save right here save is that safe okay it did leave to the main menu we’ll just reload back it okay take off the helmet never

Never shut up just to help me dick grab this shovel we need to keep going deeper we’re not even in tier 2 k’s chad don’t you see the amount of money that could be made from this venture if you just have a little bit of faith in me deeper deeper deeper deeper

Even farther down into the depths those rat skulls how’d they get in here i don’t want to know i just keep digging just keep going downwards until we find something worth my time mining level 10 how could you say i’m not doing well how could you say i’m in

Danger right now come on i see rats over there i see a whole swarm of these [ __ ] idiots over here can i hit me now yeah they can’t okay it was a bug i chat i’m really not invincible look they’re heading for seven i’m in in me i’m in [ __ ] colossal danger anyways

This is copper which is valuable to me i’m gonna collect this i’m an immense danger and that’s why this is still so he was cheating is that as a bug actually cheater people you deserve to get vac banned okay okay What’s on the second monitor tomato the steve it’s my steam library dude what is your deal chad you guys are scaring me you’re scaring me i don’t understand what i did was being toxic it’s cheat engine no eset really doesn’t like cheat engine i can’t install that he said

Actually that’s the one that eset doesn’t like i don’t have cheat engine on my computer anymore because isa hates it hi okay cool deeper keep going deeper don’t stop for anything hello get out of my way mining scroll even more power i i would like to plant things eventually i’ll take those

Keep digging i feel like i’m still not at tier 2 caves how will i know when i’m out of tier 2k skeletons skulls bodies still irrelevant it’s still fighting kobolds i don’t stand a chance give me this give me this these things keep digging if anyone’s played this game how will i

Know when i’m deep enough because right now i’m still just getting like loser kobolds like they don’t really they’re not really a threat you know they’re like i one-shot rats with a melee attack you know like i’m not in much danger when will i know that i’ve dug too deep

Does it even get harder in this area it says it goes up to tier three caves but [ __ ] if i know how deep this cave shaft goes stuff’s getting rockier technically i believe we might be getting deeper now this might be tier two well no because i’ll get to different enemies or something

Oh yeah stuff’s getting stops getting different wait i think we just reached the bottom stuff stopped going down the bottom of the world i think if i just do this i’ll fall to my death no we made it to the bottom it’s just rocky sort of spooky

Actually but i guess it goes to show you guys won’t go to the cursed shaft in a minute i’m just looking for treasure see if there’s any like enemies down here it’s real [ __ ] quiet silver remember this is only a tier three cave now apparently there’s more than there’s many more tears

I just have to you know find them i just want to see if i could find any treasure on the tier 3 cave you know i don’t think i’m gonna and try going the other way How do i get in here oh oh i dug hold up let’s try going this way it’s a ghost town chat nothing can survive at the depths don’t you see nothing can survive down here not even man we should get out of here i dug too deep

You might have had to actually climb all the way back up to leave let’s go to the cursed shaft hello i just came back from a big digging adventure with no inventory space left actually really should have sold some stuff before i came here uh i don’t need pine cones

Or do i need grass okay the weather’s fine today hey do you work here at the cursed shaft it’s been a while since i saw a stranger here at the cursed shaft i saw i thought such a vast mind like yours would be swarming with people unfortunately not anymore here at the

Cursed shaft there were dozens of miners working here once and then it happened What happened depleted resources awards getting scarcer and then i saw with my own eyes as a group of miners rushed to the top the surface they were terrified of what they came across what was it they didn’t say they just ran and said that they collapsed the tunnel to prevent the horror

From escaping we dig the scraps that we could find We’ve been trying to survive but the mind with the horror living in the depths there’s nothing we can do we’re gonna lose we’re gonna lose our uh anyways can you pay me to do this we call this place cursed shaft now i’m going in i’m going in wouldn’t go in there that’s

The curse tell me something of the horror beyond i don’t want to talk about it man if you really want to know ask mer this place looks haunted why haven’t you left like the others i have a family to feed man that’s a good excuse actually

I’m going in sorry if it’s really so cursed it’s rats that’s france i should have known i should have known it’d be something as lame as rats par for the course oh wait there it is that’s the [ __ ] block off first i’m gonna loot this treasure we’ll kill this horror we’ll slay the

Demon for them if that’s what they wish clerk can take care of that no problem ranger helmet Would hide boots mana regen i’ll take that i’ll take that don’t need books i don’t like reading i hate it reading his books are factually inaccurate hello hello hello hello that move i saw something like a fireball spell hello anything in here oh treasure books are literally written by people

Yeah i know and they’re wrong all the time it’s one thing i know about people chat usually wrong so uh i think i know a little bit about books okay what is this iron ore things are finally looking up and my mining skill skyrocketing too bad i don’t know how to

Uh smelt even copper let me just grab the rest of his iron then we’ll go back to i mean like we went down here to kill the horror of the mind but instead we’ve just been stealing ore from the mine but i mean it’s their fault being scared

Of like a [ __ ] little goblin in the mine like that’s not really on me is it is this just modded starbound no this is a better game than starbound i think i couldn’t actually play starbound for more than five minutes before i gave up on it

This one i can play this one’s pretty fun i would recommend this one to friends that i like actually like this game very much and it’s a game i play like off-stream it’s just like it’s got that it’s got that kind of runescape grind to it but without the cursed runescape

Expectations as well if you know some people will know what i mean when i say that hello this is what they ran from a [ __ ] trap dungeon like a bunch of fireballs flying around where’s the it’s one undead guy i’m ollie it was ollie it was ali all along well olly that this

Sure was something ollie between you and me i just i won these people are gonna i’m gonna kill them when i get upstairs [ __ ] kidding me risk my neck they ran from one undead guy i would say this game’s a little too easy frankly if i had to say one thing about this game i would say it’s a little bit too easy i don’t feel like reading about ali you

Have to put up more of a fight to get me to read your book your memoirs you know put a more fight than that you over leveled this zone level 12. this place is made for level 12s i’m not overleveled ah listen i’m fine just more rats

Where was that horror they were talking about oh where’s that horror there is above rats where’s the harbor where’s the horror come on show me something scary it’s cobalt that’s not scary show me something scary you’ll be so spooky to run at growth guardian nothing to care about yes

Oh chat by the way this week battle brothers is happening actually probably next week probably like monday or tuesday of next week it’s happening we’re gonna do the battle brothers chat permadeath nightmare round again we got robbed last time last time i only did one session because we got like really far

In on the first session and then i literally got completely [ __ ] robbed by some [ __ ] i believe it was a bunch of i believe it was actually if someone i don’t remember it correctly i believe we lost to a pack of basically naked bandits because they just

Had better roles than us over and over again and we missed every single attack and they just broke us morale and then we all ran like [ __ ] wasn’t it undead was it undead oh yeah it was undead [ __ ] that’s even worse that’s even worse man that’s sad well another east

Whence uh somebody needs to challenge me i know that i don’t get shards for uh like leaving zones unless i do either the main story or i explore like the caves of these places in these sandbox things i’d rather not do that immediately at least let’s go to this next place

I’m too high level the stuff still says it’s level peaceful to me i’m too powerful even that level i i’m going here right away because i want something that i want i want something to hurt me hit me okay that hit for 30. that’s not even that much

Actually on excite that okay now starting okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay that was enough fun that wasn’t that wasn’t a fun that wasn’t a fun i wasn’t that was enough let’s not let’s not let’s not get crazy that was enough fun there that was a cool

That was that was fun for a second there strange crypts with more ghouls these guys are fast but uh once again they don’t really stand much of a chance against my incredible power piece of cake i really need to go to hang on hold up let’s go to my house let’s craft

Some things and stow some stuff my inventory’s completely full actual idiot pov shut up toxic scumbag let’s make a billion tin any minute it’s going to teach us how to make copper watch watch watch the level go up watch level climb level 10 watch watch copper baby copper baby

We’re about to ascend we’re about to actually ascend look at those levels look at these levels climb behold i’m no longer the weakling you once knew you see and now we’re also gonna make a bunch of glass get me even more xp get me to 15.

And then we’re gonna turn all this glass into empty bottles of water and jugs because frankly i gain xp every single time i craft something for the first time so we’re just going to sort of craft one of everything because it gets me xp it’s me like bonus xp it’s actually like

Good to do that i have clay i never got any clay now i’m gonna turn all this stuff into bone char i’m gonna grab all this extra wood i got and turn it all in the coal actually i’m gonna turn uh one into coal and i’m also gonna turn one of these in

Nicole for xp and now oh my god i got so much trash can’t like hire a trader just to like live in my house uh i’d like to craft i still have to make tin stuff because i’m so [ __ ] i guess i’ll craft oh my god i really

Need some [ __ ] to live in my house and buy my [ __ ] how do i get a guy to live here with me so he can just buy my [ __ ] because i’m gonna have so much crap on the ground in a second because chat all i gotta do right now is

Basically craft one of everything to get xp cause i get a bonus when i craft it for the first time and level 10. which now i can make the copper stuff and what do i do i have full copper i don’t have a copper hammer let’s build that first

Look at all this copper look at the xp the game like a level per craft on some of this stuff look at this look at these gains behold oh my god dude oh my god dude let’s make some copper sabatons and a copper helmet and some copper gauntlets just might as

Well since we’re rich and some copper pauldrons why not i have everything in the game i’m i’m rich beyond your wildest dreams how could i die i win i want i want me make some make this too why am i why not why not makes a copper sword copper x okay copper mace

While i’m at it as well copper dagger and a copper spear i’m not done i want to make copper gauntlets too i mean tin gauntlets and a tin helmet i’m at the blacksmithing level 20. and all this crap i’m just gonna kick into the uh basement there let’s get on in there

Come on now just kick it right into that pit because it’s basically trash all right same can be oh my god oh my [ __ ] get the [ __ ] out of my house go on now get out of my [ __ ] house get go on come on uh out you go stop it hey

What about the hammer i see it i’m trying to i’ll get it it might even be one of the things that was just put in my inventory i’d rather die than rubbish through all this trash for that is it right here is that the hammer or is that a warhammer

We got it we got it everything else goes into the basement if items despawn it’ll be a beautiful blessing there’s no trash in this game every game like every rpg should also have a trash it button that’s why i like tales of maje all so much because that game got it

Just let me just just let me turn everything in the money right away you know what i mean let me turn everything into money instantly with the [ __ ] transmutation chest who [ __ ] cares it’s time wasted that’s not being spent enjoying your game i spent i’d prefer to spend my time

Kicking my stuff into the [ __ ] ditch get in there get the hell in there get in there okay i feel like it’s illegal for me to not build a roof at this point so well let’s build some slab stop let’s build some oh i don’t have space for the slabs is the problem

Well let’s build some roofing game’s lagging games lagging out okay now oh these oh this takes up these are inventory slots i can i guess use okay cool wow this is a real [ __ ] nice looking house dude it’s not done this is a separate room this is obviously not the finished product

Give me a break check come on come the hell on you know what i mean why can’t i place this here uh just get me uh give me some roofing like this yeah is this like upside down sometimes i swear this looks so weird everyone just

Like give me a you see this is always when i like start to oh my god you are not coming back in the house matter of fact [ __ ] so you never I hate that your doors aren’t level it’s an open concept i hate you you’re always whining and whinging and complaining the door’s not level the door’s not level i can’t i can’t i can’t breathe i can’t breathe like this the doors aren’t level dude come on man you gotta you could i know

You can do better than that dude give me a break craft for burlap we’re simple burlap man we live off a burlap we’re a simple kind of folk here now excuse me i gotta make a uh tailoring table never mind i definitely don’t have any of the things required can i make nails

I just make a lot of nails cool that’ll do i have to go get more wood again i got like six wood and make this rest in the slabs and then uh turn it all into a beautiful uh leather working table and tailoring table is that a milling table

The hell do i stone oh you can go to hell with that is it getting like sort of spooky outside chat is it getting like the hell’s going on hello oh wait my stone i need this hello this is a peaceful one to three zone you have the wrong address i say

Eating another delicious rat oh there’s my table i still need that oh my god see what i’m trying to do is craft things so that i can ditch some of the [ __ ] in my inventory by processing them into smaller product but uh so far wow i’m really gonna make actual trash

Huh that’s what i’m doing with my [ __ ] burlap make a uh can i make a leather working table maybe that’ll be a little bit better i think i already made it tonight there it is okay okay I would mean did i toss out my light fur oh or did i stash it i didn’t stash it i don’t have any i have to make it right here it feels like leather working’s got to be the hardest thing to level because it feels like i

Don’t have enough leather ever you have an open bag slot so i do chat members so i do that’s a new thing god you’re so [ __ ] smart it still doesn’t change the fact i’m not going in there i’m grabbing all of it get it oh

Back in hell i am here we go the rest of you stay in there hoarder i’m not it’s not hoarding okay it’s worse than that pine alchemy station i just need some pine planks everyone i’m just gonna go over to the next uh county and uh cut down some trees okay

Let’s go cut down head on over to the next county cut down some trees oh my god oh my god oh my god uh why didn’t i go to a store just leave this cup here i don’t want it just sell it i’d have to go

To the town to sell it and it’ll laugh at me make the xp books i can make an xp book that would free up one slot of space for me chat you’re so [ __ ] smart so [ __ ] clever oh wait never mind that’s gonna take three more essences just so [ __ ] dumb today

Angry as hell you have three hot bar slots those are my slots those are the extra slots i save in case i need them later i’d sooner die than use those [ __ ] slots i’d sooner allow you to die than use those [ __ ] slots you understand all right alchemy station check

Milling table check and a tin cooking pot oh my god where do i make tin pots tin pot tin pot tin pot tin pot tin pot tin pot tin pot oh my god there’s no trash button which is really i blame that i blame the

Lack of a trash button in this game for my current deal you know what i mean i blame the lack of the trash button well there we go a beautiful cooking station now i can make all the baked apples i want level up my cooking skill which teaches me how to cook

Raw chicken which i of course have in this chest here whole gaggle of chicken raw chicken ready to be processed and the delicious cooked in the chicken yes look at that cooking skill go up and grab some of this raw rabbit i also have in here that was rat not rabbit

There’s rabbit you see this is when i would pick up the rabbit uh me if i had inventory space if i had space just uh stow it in my inventory now would have been the moment where i picked it up and put it in my inventory

Okay now i can make delicious rabbit me ah yes now we have plenty of food where’s the millings there we go now what can i do with this salt for you chet some wheat some okay well that’s all i could make out of that was there any

Other station i had that i need to place no wait yes alchemy station Yes so yeah beautiful home i’d give it a 10 out of 10. i’m not gonna go any longer tonight because i have some stuff i gotta take care of chat but this is a fun little game i may play a second session i may also look into privately a way to

Make this game 10 times harder uh maybe in a couple more updates it’ll be at a level where it’ll be worth like this permanent thing was i was never put below half hp and i was actually at the level of the enemies over there like if i go to like this

Place this is this is a [ __ ] i went to the cursed chef and i couldn’t die i feel like i’m a little too strong maybe it’s the magic build maybe you need to disable your hacks i mean you should have went somewhere harder i can’t the world is locked until you’ve done

Uh like stuff in these zones i can’t go somewhere harder the hardest place i could go to was the cursed shaft which i did i guess i can go to this forsaken crypt but i don’t think they’re gonna be able to kill me you know what i mean if i walk up here

This is where i left right at the beginning of going into the dungeon if i walk up to an enemy here and i stand still yeah 33 that’s not really like enough to spook me you know i hit for far more than that and i have you know potions

That’s not really and i can jump and they don’t know how to chase me i didn’t double jump i just jumped once like i think they need to make the ai know what jumping is because right now permadeath isn’t really a factor for me if i can jump three blocks up

And instantly kill the monster this isn’t even crazy range i think wizards need to be introduced faster if they’re a ranged thing that could [ __ ] me over because right now everything’s melee and melee stuff is really stupid and needs to be able to chase me better because if they were more relentless in

Going after me this game would i think be a lot more interesting because i look at how many chat look at how much potion i have it’s not i can’t die i just run away and heal and they can’t chase me fast enough to hurt me permanent is somewhat pointless

If i’m never threatened and yeah the game’s not made for permadeath even from like a difficulty perspective this game is really easy maybe the next zone is better but all true here yeah i was like i was like intrigued and don’t get me wrong i like this game

I’ll probably play it on my own time but uh it does feel like it needs some more i mean there’s like a lot of map here but like it feels like it needs to be more difficult earlier harder spots at the lower part of the map well there’s I can’t even go in there that’s inaccessible that’s the town that’s a peaceful place called flower scent farm i don’t think that place is gonna do it uh this place is undiscovered and i can’t go there so unless you mean like over here which i also can’t go to i don’t know what

You’re talking about you could play no potions i mean i never used a health potion i used mana potions but even if i didn’t use a mana potion it wouldn’t matter because if i ran out of mana instead of using a mana potion and continuing to blast it here i just

Sit here yeah the game just needs to be made a little bit harder i’m gonna save my game i can’t promise i’m gonna come back to it i was hoping it’d be harder i didn’t do enough i guess i didn’t play it long enough to really know but don’t get it wrong

I’m happy i streamed it i had fun i would recommend this game i would uh i’m just not sure it’s worth coming back to until they’ve made it more difficult uh i really do like it though i think this is a nice twist on terraria

Like that sort of like kind of game it’s refreshing i like it i liked it i’m gonna be back with a stream maybe tomorrow i might do a stream at three we might finish up we might revisit tabs i might do tabs tomorrow but i’d probably start with uh the epic

Battle simulator game and then go to tabs and just clear out those wednesday games and then do a thursday stream of uh uh little nightmares too i wanna do that on thursday get that get that played i wanna do that on thursday and then friday i’ll be taking off and

If i end up streaming all those days i’m doing something on thursday at night so uh i want to make sure i’m not doing anything the next day because i have no idea how long that will take me so uh yeah that should be a pretty good epidemic

Battle brothers that’ll be next week i said it was like monday next monday listen pool thanks for watching thanks for joining me thanks for the resubscriptions and all the gifted subs today for real thank you very much for that i’ve been in sort of a rut lately for

Streams feeling a little bit of i don’t know like imposter syndrome feelings i guess not really feeling my best on stream so really i do appreciate you guys coming by and uh enjoying uh the stream good time good time i’m having fun with these that’s the worst yeah i mean it’s like

You know it’s just like that feeling of like you know is it good enough blah blah blah blah blah like it gets in every [ __ ] like person who makes videos or tries to be like you know comedy [ __ ] ever so you know it happens it’s normal i’ve everyone goes through those [ __ ]

Loops and i’ve just been having like a weird week where like there hasn’t been anything specifically it’s like wow this sucks this sucked it’s just like you know you get in your own head you know just getting your own head about that kind of stuff but uh yeah thanks for watching thanks

For all the re subscriptions and gifted subs and donations and everything i don’t believe i missed many uh swallowing spiders thanks for the gifted sub uh bruce thanks again for the raid man i appreciate it i really do i will see you guys tomorrow i’m gonna say yeah i’ll probably be streaming tomorrow

And why don’t i open that one last [ __ ] secret pants cool i’m probably going to play this game off stream and then i’ll have a better idea of what i want to do with it because i do like the concept i just wish it was like 10 times harder

This game needs difficulty modes like it doesn’t have one this game needs a section that lets me say [ __ ] me up you know this game needs like difficulty settings because there aren’t any and it feels like i’m playing uneasy it’s in early access and it gets updated fairly regularly so

I’ve got a feeling they will update it but it needs some sliders i need to i need to be taking triple the damage to feel anything at all anyways chat i’ll see you let’s say i’m going to stream tomorrow i’m going to stream tomorrow at 3 3 p.m

Est we’re going to do uh two of those like battle simulator games tabs and epic battle simulator with workshop mods both of them so it’s me like a weird modded night afternoon of weird [ __ ] tabs has its unit creator now so you can really do some weird [ __ ] in that game though

Lots of workshop content with that so i will see you then at 3 p.m u-e-b-s and t-a-b-s yeah yeah and then d d where i will definitely spend the entire time negotiating a contract i’ll see you guys later strange dynasty thanks for the 1500 bits almost missed it but i didn’t

But i didn’t thank you for the 1500 bits you’re doing good thanks i appreciate that uh you see there’s anything on stream today that intrigues me enough to want to send a raid over there [ __ ] it i can’t i can’t rate that i can’t i can’t i can’t

I can’t i can but i shouldn’t i can sharper is playing streamer life simulator gonna read it whatever get the [ __ ] out of my stream i’ve been tempted to stream it again this game so maybe you’ll enjoy it and it’ll fill the void for you who knows who knows go hang out

I’ll see you guys tomorrow at three for battles and then little nightmares on thursday unless i magically get it early i didn’t i don’t know i don’t know i didn’t check my emails some people got it early and it sort of pisses me off so just don’t watch it until i do it

Okay because it’ll be i i i i will do it better i promise i’m like extremely oh god damn it i’m extremely funny you know i’m actually like checking my email right now because because i’m like maybe it’s there maybe maybe little nightmares in my mail

No one sends me games they just send me offers to [ __ ] you know chill their products all right chat three tomorrow 3 p.m est see you then bye