Two NOOBS Try To Play MINECRAFT! (First Time)

Hey hey back up back up back up creeper don’t be exploding my house you big old noob flipping noobs out here what is this you think this is just free land that you can just roam hi my quack go lock them up hey man that man has been eating way too

Oh there’s only one chair oh let me get another there’s not even a lock for this chair like you know how chalks lock when you go back oh that kind of like i don’t know oh he’s playing minecraft minecraft craft of the mind boy dirty holy crap you know how to play this

Um it’s minecraft oh oh oh oh that mouse sensitivity bro you’re barely mounting sensitivity he’s like he’s like oh this has to change we’re gonna need to go like all the way down yeah that’s all right hold on let’s see okay what’s this do though i don’t know i’ve never seen that

In my entire life oh it starts the timer oh oh oh your time oh yeah look it’s on the side of the screen minecraft parkour yo wait first of all how do you even run double tap oh it is okay oh i flew i flew no cheater gotta go back to the

Beginning all right shift his crouch shift this guy you changed the keybind huh what what happened i don’t know what happened this is my last try oh no all right gotta go again this is gonna be a long long day how long is this parkour course all right i’m gonna start here

Run run run jump run jump run jump run jump bang double tap what let’s swap chairs all right well you can scoot over whatever works it’s just like i think that green screen three two one welcome back to another minecraft video is that a 360. okay you’re harder than you think i never

Thought it was easy oh looking down oh what what is that the end do i jump there like the next level do i jump here what is this oh do i go there no dude no way i don’t even know what to do oh oh oh it’s part of it isn’t it

I don’t get this i got that part that was easy this i’m confused how would you even oh wait look at the ceiling hold on wait go back go look go that way and look at the ceiling like right there oh there’s not even a

Hole how would you even okay so it looks like this is the objective we got to get here what do we have to do to get there thing i was just doing yeah you just fell there yeah okay how are you supposed to get here to there

You cleared that too quickly oh return to previous spawn point oh just wait no i’m not okay okay all right just go to the blue just go to the blue i thought for sure you had it i was like you got it you have to get it so perfect you have

To like land on the corner of the block like that there we go oh i didn’t sprint double click what can you climb those i don’t know yeah you can oh yo i thought you [Laughter] let’s just skip this you know how long is this oh oh oh oh

Is it floors it’s still loading bro is that the fastest you can oh oh my god i went back to the spawn point what would nate well he likes to cheat i don’t know what happened i think i’m bad i was good no i’m bad you didn’t save the point i didn’t see

Another point you can’t jump up because the ceiling so how do they expect you to go over don’t know the secrets of minecraft parkour look at it so if you jump if you jump you hit ceiling yes so how you get over dead you sprint or you put block you put another block

Does that command oh you’re black you’re black this is one way to parkour i like this oh let’s do something else yeah let’s just do something else maybe the minecraft parkour this is not it that’s not it for us boss this isn’t a survivor map gabe all right let’s do it

We gotta see who will last the longest i got mouse you got keyboard all right we won’t last very long there we go wave one eight mobs there he is he’s in front of us let’s go get him oh this is easy dude oh they’re flanking they’re flanking easy

All right there’s four more there’s four more where you’re controlling mouse there’s four pieces they could come from is that we’re losing lives gabe oh wait no we won what is that a drone a drone what does that do right click to spawn it it attacks okay all right let’s

Uh we’ll put it we’ll put one of these turret things down all right let’s go put that down before the round starts you oh it’s six okay shoot them boys oh shut up throw up throw a grenade that’s it yeah oh oh that went really far oh wait is there

Only one there was one grenade you didn’t do anything didn’t do anything we won the other ones did i’ll go mouse you go keyboard oh we’re going to change it yeah what do you want to do stop back me up okay well i didn’t know what you were trying to do

Primal age oh what is that it’s a crusher chicken one more hold up more chicken rocket launcher lightning strike i’m getting a lady shake i’m getting it wait wait okay that’s it that’s it okay it says the map will become very difficult this setting you can revert by using the reset button

There’s so many how do you shoot there’s so many hold on i’m calling in a lightning did that get all of them no there’s still 600 of them oh sprint oh that’s a fast bully oh my god i’m trying to run i gotta go let’s go let’s go

Eat the chicken what do you mean we got perfect health yo he had a wood plank oh there’s one zombie left oh there he is there he is i got him i’m trying to it’s it’s it’s broken bro two thousand three hundred almost two thousand and

Three hundred of them how many times did you click it i clicked it i i just kept clicking oh there’s a mine what a click there’s a creeper what i didn’t see a creeper oh we responded oh hey king zombie oh i guess oh strike oh oh don’t close up now oh

Respawn we put i don’t understand i don’t know run out there this time oh the turret’s doing something oh that’s how you use it wait there’s more in the inventory oh fast boy fast boy yo he came he came wait builder builder wait shoot ground oh oh oh altar jump

There’s um 48 47 horizon wow i can’t even see what you’re doing oh no you’re killed oh you killed us i forgot wait wait hold on go back to that button let’s start another round another round in the middle of a round yeah oh just keep clicking the button wait hold

On it has to come back okay mom’s 2265. there’s like 4 000 zombies why is it going down i guess they’re dying game’s so broken the zombies are just dying i see brute zombie coming right click right click all right left click we’ll shoot the rocket launcher no

We can’t shoot while we’re inside yes we can no that’s what killed us bro we need to get out of yo there’s here many zombies do you have a lightning strike no i have nothing oh we’re about to die oh hey the water pit oh oh it’s around the whole thing what is

That oh he dead now okay well i think we broke this this is broken so we need another map yeah let’s go to another map oh my gosh this is normal minecraft normal like right when you survival minecraft like right when you start the game let’s build a house it’s switch

Switch let’s switch because if i see another zombie i’m going to die minecraft yeah that’s uh oh what what even don’t you stop it i almost started crying look at my eyes i almost started crying why i don’t i don’t know why again this is weird trees are blowing up you’re sure

This is your minecraft spark it changes colors what does that happen with everything though get that hit that flower dude everything just blows up bro be careful you’re gonna die wait is he gonna blow up if you destroy him i don’t know i guess we’ll find out huh

Oh no okay so animals don’t blow up you’re poisoned you’re poisoned how are you doing okay you’re not poisoned anymore we’re good did you just see those squids disappear i forgot everything we break blows up i know that’s why i said it bro this one even the grass bro this can’t be normal

Minecraft no no what’s that what is that a beehive what this yeah they got bees and michaels hey it blew up what a surprise you didn’t get any honey nothing i don’t get anything from that oh i’m poisoned oh i’m good why are you pulling i don’t know i can’t sprint

Oh oh yo we’re poisoned again can’t even swim in the water let’s go if this helps go ahead come here where’d he go you just smacked him into the nether okay okay take your i hit him he like disintegrated this is a weird looking part of mine quick oh the water just are

We gonna build a house and we block we destroy blows what is that thing that’s a bee no no no look at it look at it oh there’s zoom in minecraft yeah i was clicking it earlier why is this so big be my friend come on you saw that in

Real life i would be running for my life there’s another one another there’s a colony no he’s still over there go this way go go right i’m trying to sprint beehive ah we’re playing maybe we got stung by a bee maybe that’s what it is

No what i think it is i think the grass is poisonous like the tall grass or like the normal this is the yes stop we’re gonna die we have half a heart what what did we do bro it randomly just said oof and zoomed in they probably made

This sound too but we don’t have headphones yet no oh are we flying i didn’t do it what i didn’t do i was just holding w that’s it why were we floating i don’t know we were in the air this is my craft’s curse i’m done with it

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