UberHaxorNova – DRAGON FIGHT – ROUGELIKE MODPACK MINECRAFT ADVENTURE

Epic mega Lukas go whoa what is this it’s a shovel Can I have my items back please Oh God there it is unbelievable man there we go one more loot chests and a chance cube – oh baby oh baby oh and earth mage hat Oh wizard robes a master spell right there and some [ __ ] horse armor that’s just

Fantastic that’s a lot of spells man what’s this one this one is a novice one I can check out what this one is let’s see summoned zombie hi my friends how long do you stay with us hi my name is Troy I’m a basketball game tomorrow

That’s pretty neat okay we got two more or three more chests I guess and I got the dice and I have this basic one here basic piece what the [ __ ] is that that is a reliable pickaxe and it’s explosive I don’t like that get rid of it how can you be reliable

But explosive at the same time whoa Jesus it didn’t hurt me actually she’s the dice let’s check out what we got on that dice nice just wow the divine sword look at that it’s it’s the it’s got to be one of the strongest weapons in the game but it looks like

You could probably use it one [ __ ] time before it breaks it’s only got a base damage of 12.5 though like this sword is the rare stuff let’s go boom got a good axe the single wing quality long all right I got like a special weapon for everything here we go again

Boom why does that sword let’s [ __ ] the 11 damage all right I’m gonna go to the that ship that was like this is where I started I’m gonna go to that ship that’s like over here mm-hmm and see what’s on that and then I’ll I can just like kind

Of use the boat to get over there who the [ __ ] left at me [ __ ] oh [ __ ] it’s a zombie ship dude where’s the Capitan Oh another master who’s behind a firebomb Pyromancer leggings high quality wood buried treasure map I see this no that’s alright see what the master book is summon Phoenix what the [ __ ] when do I get a master one I’m gonna burn the whole ship down by haha wait where’s my boat wait where’s my boat

Wait where’s my boat where’s my bow that’s right that’s right I bet you didn’t think this was gonna happen to you huh you didn’t think a [ __ ] Grand Wizard was gonna [ __ ] show up to this ship not today shitty there’s a bunch of [ __ ] zombie meat in here this is garbage

This is embarrassing oh there we go nice meat legging wand of frost okay okay another firebomb okay wasn’t anything crazy in there and ladders and random [ __ ] what is this oh that’s the Titanic saber it doesn’t have very good damage but it levitates leeches end is beserker as well what the [ __ ]

Good going back over to this other area over here over to this town here god damn this [ __ ] village is huge you hungry creeper Haha oh she’s got anything I could steal perhaps maybe something like good well that fall damage sounds effect that was different oh [ __ ] no what are you doing come and do that spin attack whoa that’s [ __ ] crazy What Oh God you little [ __ ] oh you’re done now [Applause] I killed it mm-hmm I did you wouldn’t believe it but I killed it I’m the savior of the city it’s true now give me all your potatoes every single potato that you have give it to me okay

There’s really much here I’m gonna go venture out over here where the boss is that I want to fight a boss I’m gonna do a boss battle the boss fights for me It’s them their village you bastard there’s a big one above he was sitting on the throne over there I’m gonna actually have to where’s my weight I’m gonna burn down your homes I’m gonna burn down your homes you all know where you live Great that’s okay I’ll use this armor that I have I don’t need any of this other armor so maybe I can survive oh wait smoke bomb smoke bomb poison bomb just [ __ ] never see it they’ll never know doesn’t I guess I can buy you this one

As I said you get in here okay can I still get hit I think the big dude is dead did that kill him I don’t see the big guy I [ __ ] burned their house what’s up Good man I said it’s all good I said it’s all good we’re cool stop don’t be dead am i okay I think I did it what other bosses can we go fight I think there’s a boss over here right there does that look like a boss fight

Does this look like a boss fight where the boss fights where are the boss fights oh what’s that what is that actually doesn’t look like [ __ ] castle man I got puffed up holy [ __ ] what is this what kind of dungeon is this [ __ ] is this there’s a lever I’m gonna push it Permafrost What was that thing that was just like floating through what the [ __ ] was out I think some of this stuff is just like normal minecraft flute and then some of this stuff is also like crazy there another mage that lives in here that I’m gonna [ __ ] murder what’s up man whoa

Did you just leave your own house he’s a sorcerer dude whoa I don’t know if he was supposed to like just leave like that but I mean that’s fine I guess I hear you why’d you leave I’m stealing your stuff now okay I’m stealing your robes cuz they’re they’re pretty good

Well actually they’re kind of the same it’s heavy never mind it’s actually kind of [ __ ] I don’t know why he left his house yo did you wanna fight out here or something hey mind trick [ __ ] what do you say about that stop whoa seto whoa did you steal my

[ __ ] sword [ __ ] what are you doing my wait what happened to my other sword hey did you [ __ ] break it what did he do dude what the [ __ ] what a piece of [ __ ] he only [ __ ] gave me cookies tear this [ __ ] place upside down where is

It you [ __ ] wait oh there was oh my god I’m coming for you [ __ ] that’s right that’s right that’s right that’s right Wow what the [ __ ] is this ice crystal Oh little baby baby with Oh what the scoffs I didn’t even do anything to your child you did this you’re gonna let alone no ah [ __ ] what the [ __ ] dude I see what’s over there I’ll see what’s over there I want to see what the heck is over there but I want to build a boat first

Look at these do Oh God we’re going into the dirty water now it’s a swampland oh wait what’s that what’s that that looks interesting what is this see that’s more like it look at that there’s a [ __ ] stone with a creeper face in it whoa what the [ __ ] oh [ __ ]

Creepy [ __ ] yeah that’s right [ __ ] what the [ __ ] is this is this like a portal or something stop I’m trying to make a point here I think I just gave you the advantage by lifting you up like oh [ __ ] you need like items to go in there why do you keep coming back

Go away I killed you both the time do you need for this oh Jesus Christ you [ __ ] [ __ ] off their talisman that one goes in here yeah so we got two more left or do they switch it looks like I don’t know there it is Can I have it can I have the suite thank you yeah oh that was a quest well what’s this over here what’s that hello is anyone here nice person you’re evil it says you’re evil sorry I had to kill you it said you’re evil it said you were an

Evil wizard so I killed you yes I’m sorry Oh what is this all we had more master spells wow dude range upgrade too late we don’t need light anymore but these three are good so I can’t use this yet it’s not advanced yet is it no still shitty-ass apprentice

Wand upgrading wands yay you will need a tome of Arcana of the appropriate tier or a special wand upgrade didn’t I get that tome thing I already used it though I think it can be found as loot or purchased from a wizard oh [ __ ] I killed

The wizard do you upgrade here one is an essential slot [ __ ] I killed the wizard foxie when you first enter you will want to realize your surroundings if you spawn in either deep waters or sludge Plains biome it is highly advised to get out of there soon as possible not

Only do both biomes lack the necessary materials to get started but the deep waters contain schools of hungry anglers Oh God okay wow that sounds like fun dude I guess I should start putting some [ __ ] away if I’m gonna try this weird like portal thing how do I use it oh it needs

To be on sapling Oh so I got to do it over here like in the middle of this village oh my god stick you’ve been here the whole time dude stick what the heck have you been doing dude [ __ ] man I’ve gone on crazy adventures stick You really had me going there stick thought I had lost you you sit your ass in here sit down and [ __ ] stay in here where I’m going it’s extremely dangerous bye stick see you [ __ ] next year what the [ __ ] we’re in the dank world now whoa wait I’m in the swamplands

I’m literally where it told me that I should not be it told me I should not be in the swamplands I’m in the swamplands give ya the bid nice what the [ __ ] is that the beneath teleporter with one coin I can pay for this what the [ __ ] is the beneath putting the beneath

Teleporter out here boom let me out let me out let me out let me out what the [ __ ] was that let me out what the [ __ ] was that what is even here that could be causing this [ __ ] I can’t [ __ ] see anything look at this like the normal like regular

Overworld is [ __ ] now just reboot it I guess and see I don’t know what the [ __ ] weird dude this thing is [ __ ] I could have you pick up water here to pick up [ __ ] water dude what happened this portal done [ __ ] up everything f version 2.0 point one of a inventory

Pets F is now available click to download thank you diamond helmet why 16.5% durability remaining thank you diamond helmet one 16.5% durability remaining diamond helmet bark bark bark thank you 5% durability remaining an urn Harrigan OVA has made the advancement you earned it diamond helmet bark-bark-bark 16.5% durability remaining 9.1% durability

Remaining diamond helmet bark bark bark okay 8.5% durability remaining thank you the beneath is literally just a [ __ ] flat area of just fighting for your life that’s all this is oh my god what the [ __ ] is this [ __ ] place dude I got more run ender pearls though out of that

At least oh yeah dude I’m gonna freakin get some treasures now yeah this should it said on the description that it was just straight-up take where are my treasures where’s my goddamn treasures you son of a [ __ ] what the [ __ ] is over there dude leads to a pocket dungeon full of treasures

Puzzles and traps okay so I guess you know it’s everything that’s fine I guess a bunch of obsidian oh wait here we go ah there we are the door all right what the [ __ ] is going on here what the bug oh god damn it dude let’s not go in that

One this time let’s go under this one right here maybe this won’t be riches right maybe this one will be the richest treasures come on where’s the treasures you [ __ ] you you son of a [ __ ] Oh I’m a tease you [ __ ] have up here dude oh what’s this a [ __ ] tripwire –

Now give me my [ __ ] treasure good stuff has to be please okay what the [ __ ] oh my god what is this oh my god diamond helmet is 0% durability 0% durability remaining narrator off what the [ __ ] does that mean I don’t have anything to fight you oh my oh god it’s here again

Oh my god it’s doing it again it’s doing it again it’s doing it again Oh Oh what I can’t I can’t die limbo Oh eternal fabric what the [ __ ] put me under the water oh it dumped me in the middle of the [ __ ] ocean dude nowhere

Near like any of my places what the hell that was the most [ __ ] bizarre thing I’ve ever experienced in this [ __ ] game what the [ __ ] that’s it that’s it that’s it that’s it [ __ ] that