Ultimate Minecraft adventure with Joey Graceffa

Uh creeper in the window What are you doing weirdo hello everyone and welcome back to a brand new series just kidding this is one life and i haven’t been here in a really long time it’s been a while but hey i didn’t die cause i never logged in it’s brilliant joey what are you doing you’re creepy joey

Knock knock knock joey fine i’m leaving uh so anyways hi guys it’s another episode of one life and creeper stacy was trying to come over my house that was a close one she almost thought we were actually broken through the window hello oh oh wow um hi rude you invited me over you

Might need to fix those windows by the way uh so stacy uh queen of the mesa yes that’s my full name here i am uh guess what i have um something to do with the mesa no no yes yeah i have a gold digger map and i

Know that you are a gold digger yourself excuse me is a gold digger map this is from a mod yeah i have already followed one come here come upstairs what and it took me to that magical mesa on that map right there because because because because in the

Mesa now because it’s above the things he does i see is it okay so it’s a map to a mesa this is magical thank you thank you joey thanks bye uh well wait hold on hold on um excuse me ma’am hi yes how far away was this uh

Ten thousand blocks look it just looks like a little cute mesa a little tiny ten thousand blocks so i love how you’re just like casually holding your totem of undying oh this yes uh i have many of them many well i have three uh one is going to

Yummy because she’s paying me 60 diamonds for it and i still another diamonds yeah that seems like a pretty good deal thank you what do you even do with the diamonds well you’re getting ripped off upgrade oh am i you should get like 300 diamonds

I know but no one has that much so i’m gonna get what i can get i see okay okay um can i have that backpack oh okay okay thanks for showing me the map we’ll we’ll switch off so i want to go on this quest with you would you like to come

With me well yes but the thing is is if it’s 10 000 blocks i only have 44 carats come over here come on take a look in that food chest wow take whatever you want oh my god goodness dude for a hamburger go for it i think i’ll take this cooked chicken

Thank you joey yeah i’ll come with you um i’m a little concerned uh i’d like to milk one of your cows if possible um because i don’t know if you experienced this at the other mesa that you went to but if there’s above ground mine shafts then you might see a cave spider

Yes yes it got me down quite a bit oh gosh you should take a bucket of milk too then oh i have three in my inventory now i’m very prepared are you sure we shouldn’t take like a wolf or something oh no no no we should not take any animals

Because if we find a donkey we can bring one back oh has a mule been made on this server yet i could be the first to make a mule where are mules are they in the mesa um i’m sorry for someone who plays as much minecraft as you you certainly don’t know anything

About mules i’ve never seen a mule in this game before they don’t spawn naturally the only way to get one is to breed a donkey with a horse what um like in real life is that a mesa thing what do you mean is it a mesa thing like

No it’s just a donkey like the only way to get a mule in minecraft is to find a donkey which are incredibly rare and to breed it with a horse fun let’s try and do that okay um cece yeah come upstairs to my um brewing place and come grab some healing potions

Just in case whoa whoa i’ve never been up here yes here do you want i’ll get you a splash portion of healing lapis portion of strength give you a regeneration here take those i just threw them over there in the corner thank you maybe i’ll take a push in appealing as well

Okay cool hey oh my gosh you have like a really nice view of spawn um i can’t see spawn oh tiny render you got there joe why what a tiny render you have okay steve hi let’s go on this quest okay yeah quest for the mesa for the gold i’m

In yeah thanks for thinking we need to head yeah cause you’re the queen of mesa i feel like if anything you could use your dog sniffing powers to sniff it out if i was bringing my dogs you know i’m not ex you always think this joey i’m not part dog are you sure

Are we gonna get a lot of stuff because my shulker box is kind of full of random junk do you have a backpack no oh my goodness girl you know i’m fine okay i just no you need a backpack i do not need a backpack yes she does it’s so cute

You made it blue oh it looks like it’s denim that’s an adorable little backpack did i put it on my back or did i just hold it uh you just hold on to it i’m gonna put my shulker box in my backpack joey you’re gifting me too much

I know i’m such a good friend okay so we have a boat we have our saddles do you have golden apples i have one no i have five five oh okay um all right perfect we are finally ready i hope we find a donkey soon so that we can um

You know not have to run the whole way girl we’re going to be taking the ocean most of the way oh really how do you know yes because we will make it so a zombie horse i love how you think of that so lovingly oh my god what duh

If you’re going i might as well i’m wearing the backpack how i don’t know it’s on my back it’s so cute oh mine too oh yeah hey we have matching backpacks on joey no mine’s cyan this is a big ocean which is good because the fastest way of traveling yeah that’s true

Unless you get a really fast donkey what does that mean donkeys can swim and act as a boat no i’m just saying like then you might be able to go over land faster than a boat are donkeys faster than horses no they’re much slower oh yeah i don’t think anyone’s had one

They’re cute joey and you can put chests on them wait what i’m sorry if you watched none of my videos on youtube this is the way to the mansion actually scary no i already burnt it down burned it down i didn’t watch it yeah yeah joey this is polar bear territory

A polar bear i shouldn’t be that excited because i i live right by a polar bear oh there’s a baby joey baby polar bears how do babies spawn in they just spawn in with a mother what if like i have a single parent polar bear could she randomly spawn in a child

I don’t think so i think it’s like a game generation thing i and i also don’t know like how fast polar bears grow up you know what i mean because i’ve thought about like running up to a baby and like leading it and then like running away as fast as i

Could from its mom oh oh to like just have a baby polar bear yeah so i could have a baby but then if he grows up in like two minutes can you just kill the mom um if you’re a monster i’d much rather just rip its baby away from it

Have you ever gone up and seen a baby polar bear up close no because the mom will kill me no not in this version of the mod oh where’s the baby did your baby fall down where’d your baby just go like i don’t have a baby no more huh

Hello why is she looking at me like that well because i lied to you and like they totally do attack you but the baby like disappeared is it down on the cave i don’t know it had a baby maybe it despawned oh sad she did not eat no

Wait stacy where are you i don’t know what biome this is i’m right here watch this Oh i found the baby she fell down the hole and i killed the mother joey how could you could i what how could you abandon this baby without a mom well is the baby hostile no the baby’s not hostile we should come back for it on the way back come on little guy

Come on klaus his name’s klaus where do you come up with these names so fast um Just like whatever why not stacy you’re gonna force this poor baby to live in a one block radius it’s better than killing its mom i’m gonna lock you in there with him fine that’s my dream come true bye joey dream coming true all right i’m going to

The mesa oh my god there’s a mule over there there are no mules that spawn it’s a donkey okay which way um well it seems to me that we’re headed actually in the same direction as the woodland mansion is that the mansion that you burn down

It is stacy let’s go look at it wow yes that’s actually like actually that would be a great place to build a house had you not burnt it down because it’s like high up well it’s funny because i actually have a map to another woodland mansion oh careful wow

I’ve never seen a mansion spawn like this with so much cobble underground or underneath it yeah i know it was very odd i think that might have been the basement but there wasn’t anything in there okay let’s pop back in our boat and let’s continue oh

Wow the boat’s going wild oh my god that was scary what happened to the point why is it doing that i okay i got one i got i got a vote a redwood forest i’ve never seen one on the server except for like the fake one that megan built

Oh my god i completely forgot i had podsol so i was gonna give you no name joey no need i got my silk touch pickaxe and i’m getting my beloved puzzle it’s so beautiful no i guess not it’s so gorgeous oh oh goodness yes it is joey village

What is that is that a village or is that something else is it oh oh that’s brick what is that it’s a dungeon no it’s not yes but in the thing upstairs there’s a chest with gifts inside for me is it safe to go in um wait let me see there’s a cake

Is something bad gonna happen if we eat the cake oh i think this is the one that i already went to hello let’s just go check yeah i think oh no it isn’t oh this is like demonic um sharpness surplus pantaloons of deflection surplus tunic of defense golden pickaxe architects resource note

Oh it’s everything that was used in the construction of this building careful there could be things spawning in there because it’s dark oh yeah it’s a dungeon dungeon dungeon yes dungeon thunder and dungeon well cool have some cake joey oh i’m full um okay where to now this was magical i think i

I guess it wouldn’t be the best to live in a house that’s above a dungeon but like you’re in the woods but you also have an ocean view like it’s a pretty sweet house to the mesa goodbye beautiful house so gorgeous goodbye oh goodbye that’s like my dream island home

Like have we even started moving on the map yet joe like are we still in the bottom left corner here let me stop over the sea temple unlock um that’s a hard no just keep going just keep swimming just keep swimming um no we have not lived at all are you serious

Well i mean you don’t move you’re until you’re like almost there yeah exactly all right the ball is getting bigger i feel like we are getting close i’m sorry the ball is getting bigger when the white dot on the corner of the map gets bigger that means you’re getting closer really joey

What it’s a savannah That’s a savannah that’s a savannah a savannah could mean donkeys but also a savannah is usually close to a mesa oh can i check my map wait let me check the map and i’ll check for donkeys i actually have a mule named mesa in dog craft and a mule a donkey what

There are no mules that spawn you keep doing that the blood moon is rising oh goodness why i was gonna say i have a i have a mule named mesa and a um a corgi in dog craft named savannah and they live with my donkey named joey um so this isn’t good

There’s a blood moon we should probably get in our boat and just wait out in the ocean or it’s there where it’s over here i can it’s there mesa i saw it oh we’re on the map i see it too stacy oh my goodness okay it’s a gift really

Should be in the episode as a cliffhanger in the blood moon yes okay but let’s we have to get on mesa like we have to be standing on mesa otherwise we didn’t accomplish it okay i am following by the way joey i can’t think of like nowhere worse to be during

A blood moon or a desert yeah they’re pretty much the same where it’s just like mob city Well um we have made it to the mesa oh it’s getting really dark it’s getting very bloody out it took too long to run over here i just want to stand on the clay okay we’ll just stay on the clay i haven’t been to a mesa biome in one life

Before i was just in like a little like a fake mesa oh that’s a lot of moms that’s a lot of them oh spiders oh joey we should log out joey i love you thanks for bringing me here um yeah paige and molly olivia go rescue uh a dog an enderman