Ultimate Minecraft Challenge: No Cheats!

It is now the year 2024 and we’re starting the year off with a video that was supposed to be uploaded almost an entire year ago welcome to beating Minecraft but I’m not allowed to cheat because out of all the videos I’ve made where I’ve attempted to beat Minecraft

Only two of them were made without cheating and I didn’t even beat the game in one of them so now I have to beat the game without cheating to prove to myself that I can actually do it that I am a good Minecraft player and also so that when I

Cheat next I won’t have a guilty conscience enjoy I’m not allowed oh you can’t okay no cheating smile me calling this Minecraft but I’m not allowed to cheat is definitely not an excuse for me to just play Minecraft normally without any cheats or anything no no way it’s definitely for character

Development and not because of the fact that I’m really bad at doing modded Minecraft and stuff okay I have to remember the order of operations on how to be able to do this so I need to get myself some Stone and then get myself some iron and then get myself some

Buckets and go to the nether yeah all steps that I can complete without cheating because who needs cheating when you have skill yeah I have skill as you can see oh gosh oh gosh I thought I was getting I was getting sniped I was about to say

This would be the part where past me would cheat however cheating is a past thing I would never cheat we’re we’re going to just completely start over because who needs all that old stuff it was all junk anyways and besides we found iron anyways through death we find

Prosperity ow ow it may have worked the first time but I don’t want to die again no there’s one watermelon left one has been saved for my wrath the little bit of luck we need I I probably shouldn’t take it because this is the video we’re not allowed to cheat or use

The Minecraft God’s influence but I want it no I must refuse oh oh oh oh my gosh I was completely right to refuse that that watermelon because refusing it instantly led me to this glorious thing oh my gosh turns out ignoring the Minecraft Gods was the best thing I ever

Did yes yeah know I’m just going to like stay at the portal that’s the place that we’re going to stay at because it’s important we need the portal to be able to go to the Nether and like this is a pretty well-made portal so this is a

Good spot to stay at yeah there’s just that and that and that and yeah no just that and that you know we only need two which is a lot better than how much we needed before which was a significant bit more anyways walk should have taken the quarts of

That but eh who needs it not me obviously cuz I’m amazing at directions I’m a very directional person oh perfect this is oh wow a lava pool oh that’s so neat oh wow I totally didn’t see this before ignore that little like blank space that was there I this is the

First time I found that lava pool wow what a coincidence that I ran like like straight to it wow that’s so neat throw it all away throw the entire Channel away throw the video away anyways portal making oh shoot oh shoot oh shoot I did not think this through I did not think

This through wait oh gosh oh no what have I done what have I done what have I done that is my Constant saying what have I done what have I done wait what oh gosh I put down the wrong thing no no no wait wait wait wait wait wait wait

Wait okay thank goodness jeez what is wrong with me ah I need to get rid of that my suffering is over no more never again anyways yeah just only show that one don’t show the chaos that just happened that was the only thing that happened nothing else

Yay after 49 minutes we’re going to the NE please give me a good spawn okay this is giving me hardcore not hardcore watermelon Vibes I forget my own videos that’s something that happens with me I just forget things including the things that I make myself oh gosh I haven’t been here for 2

Seconds and I’m already getting attacked what what did I do what did I do what did I do I’m just going to run past it just going to run past it it’s fine they do not notice they none of them notice just getting like a general feel for how this nether fortress

Searching is going to go you know just getting a look a sneak peek into the life run away from the hordes of skeletons trying to like murder me yeah murder me that that was a disaster this is going to be fun maybe I should actually take this

Seriously so we’re going in with the goods no armor but you know the goods time to search travel travel time okay why what I’ve been here for two not even two SEC I was here for like half a second these gas literally have no chill maybe down there you know those sound

Like some really nice final words for me and then I dug a hole in the wall like I just made a tunnel I don’t know why I did but I just yeah yeah know I’m just digging a hole at this point yeah never mind about be beating the Ender Dragon

I’m just digging a hole like there’s an actual way down here yeah we’re getting down finally out of the hole yeah yeah yeah oh perfect oh my gosh I knew I was a genius for going this way oh my gosh straight to it oh wow if I had just

Kept on going imagine if I just like dug myself into the Fortress that would have been amazing oh and there’s the place spawner right there oh wow I’m actually a genius oh my gosh oh gosh imagine I just threw myself off right after calling myself a genius her intelligence knows no

Bounds yay Fortress acquired we got here at like 20 minutes after going to the nether for the first time like that’s good for me perfect oh gosh uh there was another one are you kidding I’m just spamming okay obviously spamming was not the best idea but it’s okay it was down here I

Think yeah this is familiar jeez it was complete coincidence that I went down this way and it happened to be the right way literally no cheating involved I was just too smart I understand not really I was about to say understand my methods of transportation but I do not I don’t

Understand a lot of the things I do this tunnel I don’t understand it but it worked me understanding it doesn’t matter as long as it works okay here we go oh gosh why are you here just don’t burn my stuff please thank you yay the first of many I’m sure very smart oh

Oh turns out just like randomly finding them in the middle of the hall oh is much more dangerous than actually going to the thing like how is this how how is okay I need to stop running or else I’m just going to waste every bit of my food

Oh my gosh why why why are there three oh the temptation to cheat it’s so strong right now but I can’t I have to go get my stuff back I’m going to actually just I’m going to beat those wither skeletons with my meat I did not mean to say it like that

What what what no what in the world no no what what why this was where I needed to go they were just waiting for me it’s like every single time I go back they just multiply by three what in the world please don’t put me in an ambush again another

Fortress oh my gosh oh my gosh why why I just want to get my stuff I just want to a why please no more ambushes come on yay yay I don’t trust it I feel like I’m going to just turn the corner oh yeah there it is turning the corner

And instantly getting attacked yeah that’s Minecraft that’s this game for you what why so many okay okay okay oh H uh uh uh kill it kill it die why was that blaz just Invincible let’s just check if maybe my stuff lived maybe not that way definitely not that way never going that

Way again not even going to look in that direction yes ah it’s looking up oh no no no what was the one one thing I left behind I don’t know it doesn’t matter what matters is not dying oh gosh hello oh goodbye I guess they were just

Like I’m not going to talk to you you’re cringe aren’t you a gentlemen five pretty nice pretty good pretty good pretty nice oh oh oh oh oh no no no no please oh my gosh no not again not again no no why no attempt number 629 is a

Go yay oh gosh we’re just going to run past the hordes run attempt number 630 here’s it go it’s over here maybe oh yes oh my gosh it’s not like that took like a million tries or anything oh my gosh you don’t even know

Just how happy I am oh my gosh this is brilliant you know maybe I should like go back first that would be the intelligent thing to do this is like the first time I’m going to be actually returning home alive the one time I actually make it home without respawning

Yes finally okay here we go time to go die as usual okay another Blaze spawns in the middle of the Fortress just out of nowhere it’s not something that’s new to us anymore I think maybe one more Blaze Rod would be nice just go for this one die why why why what

What oh my gosh why are there so many okay wait it was a mistake going straight for them I don’t know why I do this to myself I don’t know don’t burn it come on die die oh my gosh I think we might have enough that was crazy going to just run

Why why why why it’s good I’m fine I’m calm I’m I’m gone I’m out of here I’m never returning to this place ever again I have definitely enough enough blaze rods I’m just yeah no I’m I’m gone bye see you later I’m so glad that I got so much

Extra because now I’ll just never have to go to that Fortress ever again and I will not take any other answer do not bring up a circumstance where I could potentially have to go to that Fortress again because I will cry if I do if I

Have to go there again I will actually cry okay yes okay and now we’re going to Enderman hunt cuz I don’t want to go back into that Fortress ever again so I’m going to not do that ever again is that a village are you kidding me you’re kidding me there’s a

Village oh my gosh okay time to go collect all my stuff and move yeah it’s fine we’re done with another Fortress anyways we don’t need the nether anymore now I’m just going to go like grind those villagers and get get ender pearls yeah I think I’m going to actually

Sleep so then I’m not just constantly fearing for my life while traveling to this to this Village oh gosh oh my gosh I look away I look to the chat for 1 second and I look up there’s just a creeper standing right next to me as I sleep oh my gosh why is

This game like this oh my gosh oh okay good good that was like the one thing I was looking for oh my gosh okay I think that’s good whatever I lost so much whatever it’s time to travel to our new destination things will be better

Now that we have have a village to look after us there are a lot of people here oh my gosh wow this place is populated oh my goodness clerics sell ender pearls so you guys are actually very lovely I love you I just got rejected that hurt now this is the part

Where I go through the cycle of mining trees to craft sticks to sell for emeralds to buy items to satisfy capitalism but that’s boring to watch instead watch me making enemies with some random villager for a minute straight yay oh sorry but this one’s mine get your feet out of my face

Okay are you confronting me right now that’s what I thought get out of here hey uh no yeah you can deal with it you can be the Insomniac okay I’m sleeping Sho get out hey excuse me no you’re getting out thank you gosh people with no manners

These days wow yeah I know it’s not like I literally stole that man’s house or anything no sleep before the armor comes in and no I can see you out that window trying no you thought you really thought dude’s just shoving me to spite me at this point he’s just like if I

Can’t have my space back I’m going to at least just mess with this person as much as I can oh gosh that man’s going to steal my bed no no please please don’t please no get out no you’re not allowed it’s mine stop it now get out of my house

Good he understands no Sho you know I think I’m completely fine with this gold armor because I don’t want to trade with you because you know I you’re trying to steal the house that I stole from you in the first place like no I’m not going to

Do business with you if you’re going to act like that you better not be in my bed sho I’m just never going to trade with this man good that man knew exactly what I wanted him to do with just a look he’s so used to getting kicked out of that

House that our communication skills have gotten that good whereas I can just look at him and he knows uh here which way that way finally once I kill the Ender Dragon I’m going to be able to prove to people that I can beat Minecraft without cheating and without relying on the Minecraft

Gods to save me from my predicaments I am good at Minecraft and I can do my problems by myself I don’t need cheating in order to solve my issues maybe I should just check right here yeah it’s down in that little Ravine right there okay it’s going to be

Down in there so I got to make it like a door uh I don’t have any wood I got literally everything except for wood I had a whole Tree Farm going on back there and I did not think to even grab one log we are not going to make this I

Don’t I you know I was really confident up until this point but now now I’m quite sure that this isn’t going to turn out the way that I want it to okay just I’m going to like stand here in the water and just see okay and then

Here you know I’m just going to recklessly use all these so like right here we’re slowly making our way down hopefully this will be it oh we found it oh that’s wonderful I’m just only going to bring these doors and this yeah just just a pickaxe and a couple doors

It’s all you need to live oh boy here we go uh all right dead end already off to a great start going to have to Mark the Spot be just like no never go through this door ever again no none of that door that door is bad I

Went down here before I don’t know if I like said that this place was good okay I I just didn’t mark it I see for some reason past me hates present me and decided not to tell me that there was nothing back There just put it right there and run away and this was worthless face your fears yeah you know I don’t remember which ways I’ve already gone so yeah I’ve gone this way so it’s down here imagine if it’s just like right here like right in front of me that would be very upsetting

Oh yeah it turns out it was like right in front of me the Moment of Truth ha you won’t get me with that today no way I finally learned from all my mistakes and I actually have enough to be able to do the portal finally I actually learned something playing this game

Wo all right right next to it that’s pretty nice we’re going to face this Dragon we’re going to beat it and I’m going to win Minecraft once more yeah know we’re doing this again because that was actually a really nice method of of getting up it maybe not so nice

Because I’m not a drowned this was a lot more efficient when I was a drowned we’ve gotten this far without cheating at all so we’re doing great we’ve gotten through so much trouble without cheating like how in the world okay oh wait I kind of forgot that I had a

Second water bucket it’s a surprise that I was actually able to pull that off without dump oh turns out I’m too much of an idiot to actually do anything cool break perfect oh that was that scared me for a second I thought I was going to die

Literally we’re almost there and I don’t want to use I don’t want to use the water buckets anymore cuz it feels slow you know now thinking about it the water buckets are probably actually better cuz it helps you like escape the dragon’s wrath easier okay I think

That’s all of it so now where is the Dragon gone I don’t have my render distance up so it’s just a mystery it’s right there it’s perching okay here here and are you kidding sir sir this man just like sat there for like 2 seconds okay I’ve already run out of

Arrows it’s fine we can just do melee apparently no beds because this dragon’s just like nah I’m not staying there for that long are you kidding I’m not staying there for over like half a second oh okay see why is it going so fast the dragon’s just like I can’t make this

Easy for her making this easy for the player that’s so so stupid like come on come on I’m not sitting here for a million years are you kidding me I have things to do please don’t go there don’t leave okay I definitely hit that as you can tell okay

Cool never mind I thought it was going to perch but I was mistaken oh oh oh uhoh I want to stab you please oh thank you for giving me oh oh okay we’re good you’re staying here for quite a bit actually oh never mind if I can just yeah that worked oh okay

This wonderful wonderful none of this ever happened I’m just going to edit it out make it like a really cool fight whereas I didn’t die just at all because I’m just so so cool like that wow can’t believe I didn’t die at all fighting the Ender Dragon oh my gosh the dragon is

Almost dead and once I finally slay it it really did just shoot itself huh it really did just shoot itself this dragon is something else anyways as I tried to say the dragon is almost dead and once it’s finally conquered I will finally be able to Proclaim that I can

Beat Minecraft without cheating it’s going to be a brilliant day for us all mostly just me because finally I have something I can do okay well I just got bounced multiple times I felt like a pingpong ball you know it odd it oddly made me feel like a

Pingpong ball it’s like the dragon just kicked me up into the air and figured that’s not enough and then just dropped kicked me afterward die come on [Applause] yeah woo I did it I killed the Ender Dragon without cheating at all finally it only took

Me oops went to the wrong one it only took me 4 hours and 38 minutes to beat the Ender Dragon so this is like what my normal Pace would be in beating Minecraft just completely normal no mods no altercations or anything like that so my normal pace is 4 hours and 30 minutes

That’s really nice to know considering like how long all my other videos have been for me the drowned one was like 7 hours hardcore was 10 hours and then the the watermelon one was like six hours it’s just a long time so it’s really nice to see that I can actually do

Something that’s like shorter than that okay anyways uh all right now that that’s Over oh