Ultimate Minecraft Face: CaptainSparklez 2

All right everybody welcome back to the sub now under 89,1 63 weight rackers let’s begin with number 19 jardon fails a what doesn’t belong puzzle he’s already solved four years ago don’t tell me I played the same map twice and didn’t realize it because that would just be terrible okay what let’s

See uh I mean you’re the only one that’s not actually like yellow so fantastic please tell me guys why is four years makes a lot of difference in hairline huh this not the answer okay yellow yellow yellow why why is this incorrect I’m gonna end up oh my God

It’s gonna be so frustrating to me when it ends up actually being the answer but no you can find yellow wool in villagers 100% you find it in the awnings it’s white and yellow wool 100% 100% but I like knew I was just Concrete in the

Village oh you can’t which which one is it the you guys the problem is in the VES between those four years obvious I’m going with the concrete between those four years I have been yanked around by so many different what doesn’t belong maps that try to make the answer as obscure as possible

That how am I supposed to think any differently at this point okay how am I supposed to have get gotten over the trauma that I’ve been subjected to look at this this I am an innocent innocent fellow not having been subjected to the trauma all right

Here my hair has come out because I’ve ripped it out because of how much trauma I have been through with all the what doesn’t belong maps that have destroyed me okay I have an excuse why didn’t the king just use his staff on all the Pigman is he stupid

Stupid you see the thing here the uh Canon answer to this question because it obviously comes up every now and again especially as you know this staff was introduced in the Whatchamacallit um in in Rising Kingdom in Rising kingdom is that it cannot control those who are essentially like you know intelligent

Creatures right and the the pig mans were an intelligent creature Society versus the Ender Dragon is is like obviously you know it has a brain and it does things but the Ender Dragon is more of an instinctual creature versus it being like an intelligent I.E the people or the pig

Men’s that sort of thing there you go there is the canonical answer jardon has improved so much click to see spoiler when I’m in a dodgeable goat competition and my opponent is Kevin Sparkle I’m going to Get Jinxed so hard now like people have hyped my dodgeball

Thing up so much between the last one which was a loss but I still did pretty good like the two times ago one it was a loss but I still did pretty well and then the MCC live oh god dude I’m going to I’m going to have all this like weight on my

Shoulders now in the next one I’m going to be like oh God I’m frecked and I’m going to be little fetal Doge Captain Captain is the face of Minecraft okay dude I’ve seen this so many times and yet I have never been able to recreate it whenever I like

Every time I see it I’m like okay is it going to show up for me this time and I search Minecraft and my face does not show up it’s not there now apparently I I am in a section on like Minecraft pop culture or something like that um in in

The actual article but like I am not the preview image on Google ever for yes I have tried it an incognito I’ve tried it on my phone I’ve tried it everywhere different browsers I want to see it happen it’d be really cool but I’m I’m

Not there I have never been able to get it to display on my end so someone wants to share the parameters that they have used in order to achieve this then I’m under cultural influence yeah yeah yeah so my photo is it’s there it’s just never the Google preview image I don’t

Know how people get it to show up yeah it doesn’t show up on your it doesn’t show up there yeah I have no idea I have no idea maybe just like there’s a one in a million Easter egg where if you if you Google it my face does appear due to

Some like Google glitch or something um thought the idea was cute enough to try to draw Captain kovis is this what happens when Cara comes in with a snake or something like that is a very in me like what are you doing I have to focus on trick rcky

Towers it must be intentional there is no other way oh God it’s back oh no oh God it’s Phineas and Ferb if I had a nickel every time jardon fell into the void towards the end of a one block series trying to fix the symmetry of an island I’d have

Two nickels it’s not a lot but it’s still odd it happened twice is it odd or is it just me because have problems yep skill issue good luck to my favorite MCC team Crimson Krakens but demon day’s album cover why I know oh there it is I was

Like why is it not showing up Minecraft Championship Crimson Krakens I like the uh uniqueness of the creno Cyclops eye in the profile this a this a very accurate side profile image of me this is very very very accurate I do not know how you made such an accurate

Side profile but it is very very accurate I am very impressed you like the snack that’s the new one that is the new tiny little BB snack that is sitting in a little plastic container cuz it’s so tiny I have never I have never seen yeah other than that I don’t have as

Much hair right now but I do actually um guys there may be a a haircut stream sometime this week may have already happened by the time you’re watching this I don’t know but here’s the thing okay incoming ear comments all right or not maybe it’ll maybe it’ll hold maybe it’ll hold maybe

It’ll hold will it hold will it hold will my ears hold um no they won’t so here’s the thing like it’s getting a little because it was all shaved down to the same length it’s getting a little fluffy on the sides because it’s the same length

As the very top but like it’s getting too fluffy on the sides we need to we need to trim down bring down the sides we need to bring them down while keeping the top the same length it is so that we can work our way slowly back into the

Same sort of shape and proportions that we had before it all went away because I was so stressed from all the what doesn’t belong maps and yes for everyone saying new snake there it is yeah it was like what when was it like uh right after uh well

She got at twitchcon so I guess like two weeks ago yeah it’s very tiny tiny little boy teeny tiny teeny teeny little it’s like it’s like this long maybe a little longer but it’s like like this it’s like freaking tiny it’s literally like noodle sized uh Return of the

Krens oh I I thought you were dead our death was greatly exaggerated this is me every time someone comes into my streem and is like oh I watched you 10 years ago I actually thought you were dead you’re still here huh in my imagination you actually like

Went out in a blaze of glory at your Peak so huh but uh all right it’s cool what’s up mate um should we be worried guys I’m so sorry I lost the Apple what am I going to do for food this is not like an ideal food

Scenario I suppose I could always just die that is always an answer just die well am I wrong do am I wrong we found this to be a useful answer in the nether is below the Overworld little two episoder as well so I don’t know what’s wrong jun’s infinite backflip

Is this instead of a a looping GIF it’s just the vi the video it’s not infinite because it’s not actually a looping GIF it’s just a one minute 20 so it’s Jon’s 1 minute and 22 seconds of backflips it’s very kind of you to cut out the

Part where I uh didn’t completely land it and I had to put my hands down which I’m still mad about dude I can’t believe I didn’t do a a clean landing and I had to put my hands down it kind of sucks I just in retrospect in analyzing my form

I just needed to do a bit more of a set before I I went back to use the momentum of my arms going up and then going into the tuck in order to get a little bit more of a you know when you bring it in

Get momentum and you bring it in and then your angular momentum like or your moment of inertia comes in and gets smaller and then you rotate quicker and um I didn’t I didn’t do it enough and that’s frecked I frecked it dude I it could have been clean but it wasn’t as

Clean and that’s so sad had a delivery to this very swick road today swick Road dude that’s so cool that’s so awesome bro I didn’t know that was a real thing I wonder where this is at I don’t see very many roads that have a like t34 two in front of

Them so I wonder if this is another country but the stop sign looks very USA um I don’t know that is definitely very swick I guess I wasn’t the first person to ever say swick probably not probably not it’s a real last name you’ve seen a few times

Oh what do you know deep in the darkness a king is hidden okay this is this was freaking me up on the last like Reddit video that I was doing and it was frustrating the freak out of me like why do I have to click again and then it shows the image

And then I can scroll down and we can look at it look at I am actually really in the darkness there but why does it do this and then I scroll over and then it’s still freaking cut off and then it’s like there it actually shows look

There there may be it’s h it’s it’s better they hid my hairline that way any but then I have to do this and then it shows why is it like that oh it was freaking me up when I was recording the last video bro and then you go back over

Here in order to get back cuz it opens a new tab on the oh it’s freaking frustrating I miss them extreme MLG tricky Towers me 12 days without tricky Towers bro you turn into a real extraterrestrial if you go 12 days without tricky Towers that’s crazy does

It come with a flying saucer spaceship bro man I hope it does because it’d be a ripoff if you didn’t get one with it Kevin Sparkle movie my movie cast the hero the hero love interest the wingman the wingman’s friend the wingman’s love interest the Redeemer the friend of the Redeemer the

I I’m not sure who this is the love interest of the Redeemer the best friend of the hero the hero’s Superior most definitely the superior the traitor the friend of the traitor the one who dies first I don’t know you pretty well in MCC the villain the villain’s Bodyguard the villain’s henchmen or

Men guys who who is this by the way it’s is the one person I think this is Wally Bear right I don’t know anyone know I need to help help I’m sure it’s a very famous person who’s way more famous than I am because they always are but

I’m just not entirely familiar I try to keep up but I don’t always keep up anybody know any input anybody’s input no not sure no idea okay uh um it’s Batman cool it’s Batman all right Jardine is 1 billion second old today me when I become 1 billion seconds

Old that is it’s kind of wild though like that’s the difference in magnitude between a million and a billion that’s just absolutely crazy right that like a you can count to a million in 11 days there’s a million seconds in 11 days so you count to a million a lot quicker

Than that I suppose but you know million seconds 11 days billion seconds 31 Point some years it’s a lot significantly bigger it’s freaking crazy it’s because it’s exponential I mean no it’s just a thousand X I mean I don’t know it’s just 11 time a th000 is apparently you know 31 and a

Half odd years so yeah it’s uh it’s just numbers it’s not like seconds become exponentially longer it just it just be what it be that’s me me at 1 billion seconds 18 days ago now I’m over I’m like 1 billion 1.5 million seconds old I’ve done another million seconds plus

Since somebody told me my s pin looks like a Carol Shelby logo see this is very disappointing see what I would be hoping here is that you were wearing a Carol Shelby pin and then someone was like oh that looks like a Captain Sparkles logo why couldn’t it

Have been that way why did it have to be the opposite way where you had the Captain Sparkles L and someone’s like ah it looks like Carol Shelby that’s the wrong way we don’t want it to go we wanted can we can we reverse can we flip around and and reverse

It also it’s like fairly different because in this that’s two it’s like they merge into each other and it’s supposed to be like a racetrack kind of on this it’s two very separate distinct letters that doesn’t just look like an S because who the freck would look at this

And be like oh that’s an S all right and also so you look at this and you’re like oh that’s just a c then you know and not a c and and an S it’s just a c but it’s open on one side so you look at that and

You’re just like it’s a c I just want to be sure that we’re sure for the sake of clarity that everybody who sees this is just an S sees this is just a c which is valid if you like close off that it’s just a c so therefore

Yeah God for freaking dang it man exclamation point I was worried I think it’s just about like MCC yeah yeah yeah it’s just about MCC God look at that height differential what a crop what a crop upes please to be fair that guy is really tall that guy’s really tall and I’m short

[Laughter] um also it was so dude it was so bad because we could not hear a thing I was so hard to hear what he was saying because of the reverberation how the audio was set up like it was too quiet to hear his actual questions directly and listening to the speakers like

Reflecting back when they were pointed towards the audience it was just not working and so Sam when he was asked he was like I can’t I just don’t understand you and me I’m just like okay come on I got to get the listen listen focus focus

Focus and I I like I kind of got it it was uh but that was stress I was it was stressing me out listening to him interviewing the others knowing that he’s going to come over to me and ask me a question I was going to have to be like

I didn’t get a word you were saying which one of you did this how does this keep happening it doesn’t show what do you guys inspect elting or something to make this show cuz it doesn’t show up it doesn’t do it I want to see it I want to witness

This firsthand but it doesn’t do it doesn’t happen every now and again somebody somebody gets it and they post it and I’m like why can’t I see it or say and sound I mean so there’s some differences here in uh in in the in circumstance I mean Stampy

Just like we had freaking six figures worth of people watching the finale which that’s freaking that’s going off on a high note and he might still keep making content I don’t know Mitch also is uh just kind of popping off on like some Roblox uh faceless more kid

Oriented uh content and then some like and then um Seth bling Seth bling I think just kind of like every now and again he he streams like some uh Mario content and stuff like that on Twitch or something he tweets every now and again and um but

Uh I don’t know I feel like I feel like if this were recreated there’d be people who would put me on a grave probably I don’t I don’t know man I don’t know I don’t know but it’s nice that you’re here and you think that I’m still and like

And yeah you know it’s pretty swick bro it’s pretty swick it’s pretty swick thanks for being here everybody you guys are so cool it’s so good to have you all and stuff