Play Minecraft okay so in while we’re playing Minecraft we’ll play Minecraft mhm oh okay fine you know what you’re right that is the right that’s the right approach can’t be thinking can’t be thinking and plan at all the time sometimes you just gotta live in the moment play Minecraft yeah you’re right you’re Right did you get some nice Fu um I just ate leftover mac and cheese I love mac and cheese yeah I’ve been eating it every day I’m really fat hell yeah hell yeah hell yeah your mama got the good recipe yep your mama’s recipe so good I’m not good at these jokes oh Okay your mom’s ree so good you’ll be and all we oh [ __ ] oh my God you remember yo mama before wilding out was a thing yeah that’s so funny that it used to be yo mama and now it’s wilding out like it’s definitely the same thing it’s really disrespectful to name A show yo mama and it’s all about just disrespecting each other’s mothers so it’s funny that they’re like oh you know what this is a profitable model but we’re getting too much hate mail about we’re just being mean said mothers so we got to change the name you know that’s you know that’s What happened I don’t think that’s what happened you don’t think they workshopped it you think the show wasn’t doing well they’re like it’s not the format it’s not mck canon Nick Canon’s great it’s it’s the name the format’s not from the name’s from you don’t think that’s what Happened you don’t think like the same people working on it I don’t know maybe y Mama failed utterly and then a bunch of new people came into town and they’re like we know how to do it right we’re going to do the same exact thing except we’re going to name It something better better name betterer yeah all the white people be like oh Wilding they’re wilding out oh wow I didn’t know wild could be a verb that’s super neat wild but but I don’t mean they like like racial thing I just mean like they the people on the on the TV I don’t mean like you people you people are wilding out you people sure are Wilding Wilding I don’t really say I wouldn’t say wild and out if I were refer to that show I would call it wild and out no I guess I would call it wild And out because that’s what they call but that’s not how I pronounce wild I don’t drop the D I don’t dra out the debris I know yeah but I just don’t know how else to refer to that show let’s just pretend it never existed I think that’s for the best yeah it’s probably Right it’s fun to talk about though at least for me whether you have fun listening to me talk about it different conversations all right my hand is washed and so is the empty Teryaki sauce bottle actually both of my hands are washed isn’t that something that is shed in yep it Ain it Ain’t nothing boy I tell you what but y’all come back now you here how did I get this butter wrapping around this butter but it’s now the butter somehow the butter seems too fat for this wrapping all right that’s good it’s done are you having butter issues butter problem yeah butter Problems hey there are there are butter problems are actually better problems are not the worst problems to have true there’s that Tribe Called Quest song because I got that crazy game and y I’m smooth like butter you know what no I have probably played it for you but I guess I would have only played it if I was playing that album which I don’t always I was a be ball playing fly rhy saying fly girl getting but never was I stressing that song’s about me about I was yeah I was a bball playing fly rhyme Saying you play bball no good God no I have never played a game of basketball in my life sometimes the patience I I’ll go take the patients to the gym and they’ll all you know they’ll be playing basketball because there’s basketball hoop there and they’re all just like Come on Greg shoot some hoops with us and I usually say no no like nope because I’m not good at it and so I wouldn’t be building any skills I would have to learn the skill and also I would have my back to some other people oh and I’m not trying to lose my job no so uh I’m gonna stay here some of my co-workers ball they ball patience and it’s it’s fun it’s definitely bonding but they’re also like not observing the patience and I don’t think they’re technically supposed to do it but since it’s such good bonding and Since I’m confident in my sort of like wide angle Vision I’m watching a bunch of people to make sure that they’re not doing anything funky uh it’s fine keep half them occupied with just you know playing playing with the fun staff and then Greg the bad cop will just kind of sit there Expressionless the evil at that the evil person in the corner no I’m the [ __ ] silent I’m the solemn Guardian everyone knows it nobody thinks I’m evil everyone knows I’m not evil nobody know you’re evil I’m either no even the real real psychotic ones no I’m not Evil I’m either the Solem or the like silly jokester that they’re not sure if I’m on the autism spectrum but I do I do write by I do write by people B and that’s what matters I do for you you do for me by not killing killing yourself or anybody Else sound good deal you got a deal yeah scratch I scratch you all back you scratch mine kind of thing all right that’s enough that’s enough about me in my life are you in um almost okay don’t rush about to be in you’re doing good you’re doing real good You look I have a new overlay for my stream oh yeah yeah I didn’t realize you had an old overlay yeah I well I had the Christmas one but now I have a different one okay I guess I’ll have to go on to batch. twitch. whatever to see It yeah well I can show you it how can you show me it well I can show you if you go on the stream then I could go through it’s just like one picture really and it is like a transition thing I thought you just show me by just Having it up and then I’ll just look at it why do you have to show me a thing was that to be like a you showing me process because I had to switch through the The different uh panels and stuff like I’m on the live U view right now so it’s not really showing the other stuff yeah I was uh looking at it until [ __ ] Ted the TV show on P peacock started trying to say Tik Tok and peacock at the same time 17 seconds get The no click it click click the click the ad click what click you want me to click the ad yeah okay nothing happened well something did happen and put some money in my baking C really yeah okay all right uh let’s see so you have um a little border outside your Face and it looks kind of christmy got lanterns yeah it does have lanterns but this is like the I like them this part do you see it yet oh yeah yeah like the lanterns and stuff what is what is this from I don’t know I just found it Somebody made itess super cozy yeah it’s nice and then the inter do a little better on the roof but sorry what this that’s basically Ro doesn’t look that insulated no it doesn’t look good well no it looks great it’s just it doesn’t look insulated the roof there a Hole in there that’s fine though you see like a northern lights on the other side I do like that I do like that and hey if the fire is warm enough and you’re and you’ve drunk enough meat you don’t even feel the cold so it’s fine yeah it’s Good just drink it in your meat Hall that sounds great that looks super cozy thanks for showing me that M that’s my winter uh Cabin Tavern ooh Cabin Tavern Cabin Tavern cabin Tav can you say that 10 times F cab how did I do it last time did I do The um I guess I did do the the Box set up that’s fine only takes a few seconds to arrange I’m actually going to time myself see how long it takes me it’s a day today a night what are the goals for today hold on I’m at 30 seconds I Thought it would take me less than 30 seconds but so far it’s taking me the full 30 goals I still have to finish my horse stable okay and uh the basement I mean you haven’t even started have you yeah basement is kind of important to me I Was thinking I would help you with the basement if you wanted instead uh and then and then later I would I would work on my house like to me basement is more important than my house house uh but I am willing to if you feel like you don’t Uh if I would just be in the way then I don’t have to okay cuz some some things are a one person job and so Greg might just be ineptly hammering and not be helpful bling bling bling that’s Minecraft music ier yay I’m in my house in my hand I have a Fish pun punch pun Punch I got my got my flowers and my oh hi hello welcome to my basement house look at all the flowers around on your bed that’s so there are a lot of flowers isn’t it weird oh did you put them there I don’t want a flower bed it was a Fairy cave and put flowers around your bed yeah oh that’s fine that’s sorry that I uh accused you of you know it couldn’t have been you because it looks so artfully and unevenly placed it looks natural like almost very oh my God that’s crazy because you know I cleaned All the flowers off this floor because I was like I’m gonna make it look like a green carpet instead of like a natural uh but then the fairy was like no I will bring chaos to this place chaos and Beauty wow that’s so cool wow I’m glad a Fairy took interest in me yes makes me feel a little special that’s good I I want to have a good relationship with the local nature Spirits oh what a lovely night wow pretty cool and clear and the and the cherry blossoms are falling a nice place to LIT All right I had some chocolate uh and I was supp to meat okay okay so M I know we got some more iron but I’m still going to be very conservative with my use of it after losing like two two and a half full suits of armor it’s like All right we’re gonna we’re gonna just just be a little more conservative so I I’m good I’ll just uh wear my [ __ ] maybe I’ll need a pair of boots but uh but no mainly I want to help you with the um the basement if you want okay if if you Think my help would be helpful yeah well very well uh so first order business I will remove oh this is fine actually keep it like this you like you like you like the plants as they are or is this um this cherry blossom in the Way I guess no guess is fine if we like start over here sure all right I guess one thing to consider as you’re digging I’ll do the you do the digging I do the thinking all right that’s how this going to work oh you’ll do the thinking so uh what I’m Thinkes chicken no where are you going to the basement chicken you can’t be a basement chicken that does make sense a you’re so cute though we need torches uh I have torches oh you do I have think I have a stack somewhere where’s my stack of Torches God damn it God damn it God damn it oh God are they not in here they should be they in the [ __ ] gem chest what the hell oh that’s weird sry about that I blame myself it’s okay all right make sense so uh yeah so what I’m thinking is Uh do you know like because what I can start doing as you’re building the basement I can start uh uh like redoing the stairs and make them uh whatever kind of material you want the stairs for outside no these stairs I can start just like just to make it efficient just Replace them block by block with whatever you want um what do you I can make you some stairs smooth Stone just smooth stone bricks like is that what you mean well just a regular smooth Stone like um oh the Smoothie smooth Stone this one right Here oh okay you want to give you want to give me those wow you threw a bunch of rocks in my face oh it’s literally called yeah we need to cook some Cobblestone to make some more okay let me let me do that okay okay too late I already put it In all right so uh put some in this Blast Furnace too over here I don’t does this work no the blast furnace doesn’t work [ __ ] doesn’t work only for um Iron and stuff like that oh piggy shut up yeah he does like to talk you’re going in the basement Piggy so you so Cobblestone becomes Stone and then Stone becomes smooth Stone just become smooth Stone oh my face cut all right so what I will do then wait no the stone and the smooth Stone are different is it what yeah yeah I have two different ones in my inventory let me see where are you All right so here is uh BL well here’s yeah here’s your smooth Stone and here’s your regular Stone the regular stone is supposed to coming out of the blast furnace right now oh how did I make the smooth Stone did you make the smooth Stone don’t know smooth Stone smooth Stone maybe you took regular Stone and try to make it yeah I will try yeah I will take some regular Stone and try to make it at the crafting table no that’s make stone bricks surprising I don’t know how did I get Smo Stone I’ll try putting Stone instead of Cobblestone it is cooking stone is cooking see what comes with it smooth Stone that’s how you do it you cook stone oh cool I will definitely yeah and I will happily do it I will be I will be you think that’s too much you think that’s too annoying for Me no what’s only uh how how long you willing to wait that’s the real question true we’ll just do regular Stone I guess uh not really much difference I mean I already have uh oh yeah you’re right I only have two three three SM Stone just do regular Stone not the smooth kind if you in assist I mean now you have uh okay well anyway I’ll cook you I’ll cook you regular Stone okay regular Stone does look quite cool open and then yeah at at our convenience we can convert into smoth stone hey uh you know how you can like Hire a contractor to like renovate your basement and be like hey come on it like I have this like crappy unfinished basement just put in a bunch of wood paneling [ __ ] you know how you can do that yeah well I will be that contractor except you only hire me by in the first Place having allowed me to live on your land and sa save my life a bunch of times so it’s like you’ve already paid for the contractor and so whenever you want I can or maybe on my own time I can cook up some smooth Stone in advance of Whenever you want I can refinish your basement one of these days it’ll be like a big future project for uh Greg to like earn his keep you know what I mean yeah like I don’t know why I went so down in this base man I was like I guess in my brain I was like oh I’m making a cave and I’m like wait no I’m actually making a basement what the [ __ ] yeah you you did go way more down than I was expecting all right we don’t need to go That down then I yeah I don’t think that’s what you I don’t think that’s what you mind I want I don’t want to hit the dirt though but maybe like right here at this torch right here ah [ __ ] it how dare you I don’t care I don’t even Care wait I I forgot what you were talking about I’m just reacting I’m talking about how deep I made the basement oh so you are going to keep it that deep I guess yeah that’s crazy cuz we’re on a mountain so it’s like look I just hit dirt right here so It’s like [ __ ] I mean it is pretty cool to be able to be that deep underground and have like a bunker you can even have like uh oh if you have two layers you could have um I’m sorry if you go that far down you could have an upper layer Of the basement too like a Storage storage separate storage area special I don’t know I don’t know if that makes sense you could just make a bigger room and then you wouldn’t need a second area true can make a branch a branching tunnel your basement could lead to like A m shaft M yeah it could about some coal what am I doing I’m making use stairs that’s what I’m doing probably make some more pickaxes it will feel very cool to make my basement like completely lined with uh pickax uh completely lined with stone Diamonds yeah no I think I think way is small can make a diamond house such a yeah it’s such a flex very ambitious I heard that I need some more pickaxes I kind of [ __ ] you over here uh temporary measure oh no that doesn’t Work oh no I know what I must do what did you do uh I just made it like kind of difficult to get up oh oh dang it I’m about to come up oh man ah this doesn’t there’s no way to fix this there’s only one Way how did you [ __ ] up the stairs already well it’s not that I [ __ ] it up is that since I didn’t have enough stairs it became impossible to get up because there was at a certain point it ended and one and a half depths is too Much to jump how about this step right here this step is not the right way uh well that was during the moment of realizing that I [ __ ] up and I like kept trying to correct it yeah we don’t talk about that St I once met a man who trained himself not to Dream what he seems to to have seen was a glimpse of everything did you know that how would you feel if I finish my basement with the same Stone that’s yours like the basement in your house uh yes well actually uh before you answer that uh do you want these walls Panel with the stone do you want it to be like an all Stone hallway instead of dirt like the ceiling Stone yeah but the thing about that is like it might affect the dirt outside and then it’ll look stupid affect the dirt yeah cuz if you Hit this block Block it’s going to be on the outside like it’s a hole oh I see and that would look ugly if it’s like that that’s true that’s true so should we actually there’s a tree right here kind of blocks it no would really yeah all right We could do the walls I guess could make put little paintings oh the wait the walls what do you mean yeah you do the walls just not the ceiling I see what you mean about the ceiling yes uh I can put uh paintings up painting on the ceiling well not on The SE I see that doesn’t completely solve the problem I mean I guess you could put little pain things on the ceiling I I’m G to see if I can lot of damn this dude is always growling and snarling he’s just going to be our neighbor forever huh no he’s going to the Basement he’s going to go to the basement yeah nice you’re going to lock him in there yeah so we can’t hear him anymore yeah that’s so funny yes you should you definitely should do that I will help I’ll be human bait get in there how you going get him in there oh Yeah I know if I had a [ __ ] rope can probably get him in there we need to go to a swap not imp possible I mean uh what I’m thinking is he’s pretty close to the house so all we got to do is lure him into a tunnel that We dig under the house and then seal it off on both sides and just gradually shepher him towards the staircase and then he’ll just gradually go down in the basement and we’ll seal off the staircas seal off the the basement staircase I don’t know if that’s going to Work I don’t know yeah I don’t know mcraft enough to know for sure if it will I’m curious oh I think the reason that I get that song in my head when I play this is the is the the dog bark there’s like a little kind of a dog bark sound at the Beginning of that song the man who trained himself not to Dream song yeah that’s crazy wow that’s weird yeah that’s what triggered it oh my God weird didn’t even notice good [ __ ] all right let’s see I’m going to make a bunch of paintings well four I’m gonna make four paintings I think some more paintings actually let’s see let’s see how this see how this [ __ ] looks but you’re okay with doing the walls Stone uh yeah I I think that should be good this is looking kind of awesome I mean if you don’t value your wool that much we could definitely do This I have a lot of she so I can get some more true true and you actually cannot put paintings on the ceiling oh dang so the ceiling is going to be like a little bit dirt unless you want to figure something else out don’t know all well for now I will do Something that you don’t object to at all I think which is the the stone uh the stone walls do that you are fine with me doing the whole I’m sorry did I already ask you this just now the whole the whole walls of stone you’re okay with that it should Be fine I don’t think it would affect the outside okay I think you’re right S I still hit dirt out here too that’s annoying oh man it’s about to be so [ __ ] Soviet just like hard gry Stone concrete yeah wow what a crazy song you get lost in that [ __ ] so good there’s the there’s the one line it’s like this is a strange universe is it all just a blueprint in the real universe ver is my Consciousness useless are we really all something a higher intelligence made up figments of imagination colored by a cosmic paint brush [ __ ] is so Good I’m not even sure if he was 20 I think he might have been 19 when he wrote that [ __ ] back in whatever it was 200 2001 God damn wow yeah I uh I don’t feel like I need to make up for like you know in some ways I’m sure I could have had a better youth I don’t feel like I need to sort of make up for lost youth but it is very awe inspiring when someone is Art like super prolific as an artist when they’re really young like damn like what what are you made Of kind of jeans are you made of um hey do you want the ceiling to be raised a little bit it’s a little tight is it like I feel like I’m not going as fast down the stairs as I could because my head’s hitting the ceiling well I thought I fixed that Uh that’s okay maybe the stairs maybe the stairs are the problem I don’t know so shall shall I raise the no because then you’re going to hit the the ground up and then it’s going to be exposed um I oh yeah cuz it’s on a slope Maybe but it shouldn’t be let me just let me see if it does I’ll just replace the dirt if it does but I don’t think it will I think we’re just just the level that we won’t nope I was wrong yep all right I got to put some gotta Put some dirt back on there oh you got it thank you all right let’s see uh so I could just make the stairs lower yeah probably do the stairs yeah that’s fine I come from the land of the ice and snow with the Midnight Sun the heart Springs Glow I don’t know where that one came from do you like that song that let Zeppelin uh yes are those stairs I don’t I think I should make this basement bigger um I mean I don’t feel the need for a basement bigger than this but this Is the queen’s palace after all I was just getting there was just gravel in there and I just wanted to get rid of the gravel sure could make it bigger though I don’t want to since are we are on a slow yeah I feel like I’m hting a lot of Dirt here may we need to go lower this could be the first floor I think think I know what I need to do here there we go I think this is what I need to do oh man some of these songs are so good serious I guess I I don’t have much desire like I wonder how different my life would be if I just like learn piano or something and just start playing piano and [ __ ] all the time I don’t feel that strong of a desire though to like sing or like Make like I want to sing the occasional Melody but like to sing a whole song from like like a whole three minute song is like not like I have no desire to do that or to like play a whole three minute song on guitar or something I don’t feel that I don’t feel That desire I’d much rather make lyrics or something like would you rather like have a year of just like living somewhere like you said you were talking about this and like working on photography or a year if like a year to like learn the instrument or something Like I don’t know I just like don’t feel I don’t know if that’s a fair comparison like do you wish that you were like a guitar Master no yeah I’m I’m not wishing that I could spend a lot you know I could spend a lot of time and energy Learning music theory for piano and [ __ ] probably not I heard I hear a villager you do I hear yeah I hear a human villager let me see huh he could be a merchant or he could be a a Raider oh oh it’s a merchant oh cool he has a Llama oh nice piggy don’t bother him please hello sir those are some nice llamas you got there I might need to kill you and take them oh [ __ ] is that the only way what do you have for sale sir nothing good absolute trash Oh man but those llamas are pretty nice oh Bri Bri are are you thinking of murdering I will he does have a lead he does have a lead a lead yeah a rope right right so then if we take his lead we could lead the Pigman yeah we could okay I mean yes I really I really don’t want To do it but I will fight with you if you decide to kill him Pigman here hey buddy he scared he scared I really don’t want to kill this guy you don’t want to kill him it would make me sad but I would understand why you Did it only make me a little sad we could alone I guess it just feels wrong I’d rather buy it like he won’t sell us a lead no not selling a lead [ __ ] should be selling a lead keep hoarding all the good [ __ ] for himself’s selling like Stupid like plants of clown fish in a [ __ ] bucket and a [ __ ] like stupid [ __ ] plant of clown fish well he’s selling plants and clownish oh oh plant of clownish I do not know I do not know of this material he could live for now can live yes he comes around though He’s getting [ __ ] destroyed all right that’s fair that’s fair if he doesn’t have anything good if you think he needs to die R I like I I understand the way it works it is after all a video game and so none of these lives have inherent Value I do think other S I think other lives like real real people I think their lives have inher value m not because of Jesus and nothing just just in general that’s the best way that’s the best religion just the religion of just like morality just like in general it’s Like you really just shouldn’t molest kids in general oh like you should really like not yell at strangers in general that’s just generally a good way to do it like everyone knows what you mean it’s really the ultimate moral philosophy suppose that’s true religion I’ll use your uh fans of this this Podcast to build my uh my church no this is my my in my church it’s your podcast yeah I’m sorry oh man crafting is the building is so easy I can just put the block right in even though there’s a tiny space his voice is hilarious I love this Merchant guy stupid Gravel my man this guy is a good guy hello my good man yes you are a peaceful villager we’re not very peaceful are we we do a lot of killing and stuff yeah we do actually I feel like we’re peace loving we prot we try to protect our Peace from Monsters like we don’t kill a ton of Innocents and like you know also a murder every so often that’s not that bad so like if you end up murdering that guy like I’ve heard a voice I don’t mean that in real life I just mean that in Minecraft it’s like a joke thing where people say like I’m gonna kill you in Minecraft so it’s not like it’s not real huh yeah people say way to do it but I’m gonna kill myself in Minecraft no you can do that uh you don’t get like it’s not You’re not liable if you say you’re gonna kill someone and then you say in Minecraft afterwards then you’re really good that’s uh that’s fair good knowledge of the law yeah that’s that’s law right there that’s very uh practical so does anyone like does anyone has anyone ever made like a Suicide note that’s like I’m GNA kill myself in Minecraft and they actually do it I don’t think so that’s a relief yeah my check oh [ __ ] my dying chck sorry uh he just is always confused he’s just confused Squidward yeah they’re always like huh because Squidward’s not always Confused he has other states gets disdainful and hotty he gets these States whereas this guy appears to only ever be confused yeah although I guess Squidward is a main character in a like multi-season TV show whereas these guys are just like their heads are square they’re just Square headed video game andc Squidward Squidward is in is in a different class from these I’m Squidward I’m Squidward Squidward squid you are yeah I am squid how can you possibly claim that I I don’t think you be Squidward it’s National Squidward it’s not in was it in Noy Squidward day is that what the day that Was oh is it awesome no I think it what day is that I look it up look it up how will I celebrate that holiday I don’t have a Squidward to annoy oh it’s in February February 15 nice the odds the odds of February it’s a great holiday everybody should Um wait so uh uh January 15th is Martin Luther King Day February 15th is ano Squidward day yeah March 15th is the day that Julius Caesar gets killed oh [ __ ] dude what is this pattern it’s a conspiracy it is a conspiracy or is it a conspiracy theory it’s just A maybe it’s just a theory I don’t know what it means but that’s a story of the man to drink himself sorry that just cuz you said the word theory did that trigger you that word what the theory yeah yep I got triggered oh [ __ ] keep hting dirt and I don’t know if I’m like at the surface or I’m like heading derp yeah npy I hate being on a mountain it sucks because I don’t really know if I’m really underground or if I’m bake underground oh yeah true a der a der what level am I level 71 so that’s above ground I don’t know What above ground is like just normal ground well I guess yeah the ground like varies yeah I’m making another deep ass basement this will be the second level of the basement I don’t know what the [ __ ] I just heard sound like somebody ripping ass oh no someone just Farting well there’s just like a weird sound just a weird like air air sound what the hell sound like May was the llamas dis farted or something that would be cool oh man that that that demon Pig was real close to my ear just then he wants to go in the Basement well I’ll have it nice for I’ll nice and ready for him we will keep him as a pet SL prisoner although since he’s Undead it’s like barely a violation of any rights since he’s not even alive and that’s a controversial topic they discussed that in like Terry pratchet about the Undead yeah yeah because there’s a bunch of Undead characters and so like some view them as like not human or whatever uh or people don’t want to like respect them or give them agency it’s it’s funny it’s cool werewolves vampires and the undead are all like discriminated against sorry What were we saying is it night time right now uh I don’t know it is night time okay hear zombies near me oh I ain’t spawn on this basement I’ll tell you that not in my basement I ref finish you zombies better keep your Ms away from this Basement I F fought for this oh I fought for this basement and by God I’ll die for this basement no there we go there we go oh hell yeah I finish your little sub room for you all right uh hallway is done okay there’s more is there though yeah there’s more Stairs more stairs why how there’s a lot more stairs actually that’s cool and you want that to all be finished yeah okay um I’m feeling uh less motivation to do that soon I might do uh I might do mine instead oh I see I see Let me see how much more you got I’m leaning towards just LEP do herself but we’ll see it’s a wide set I was triple wide yes triple this is kind of starting to sound like a you problem so I’m just gonna leave you I’m just gonna leave you the stone that I That I made I’ll see I’ll see how it feel but like my success at finishing that basement has made me want to finish my own okay you’re like what the hell do I pay you for and I said well I uh you know I built you a little staircase and uh That’s pretty good for now little baby staircase no it’s a very respectable size very proud of my staircase but I guess what matters is what is the Lady of the house ask me for and she is asking for more stairs so I’m going to go check out my situation but I May end up come crawling back and be like I’m sorry about what I said earlier I will actually finish your staircase I see you up there see your name tag nice I’m on Mission if I dig a tunnel to your basement that be a little Hello man I a lot of [ __ ] zombies what the [ __ ] I’m in Zombie town right now oh yeah do I need to like lock my door and [ __ ] yeah my door’s closed yeah I hope they can’t come in they might be come able to come down let me Uh put some more bricks bricks up I know what I’ll do I’ll take my take the wood that I have why is there Cobblestone here what the [ __ ] uhoh I might be on top of a zombie spawner right now oh nice that might be crazy new friends friends I think so let’s be Friends just pop my head in there for a second hello oh yep there’s a zombie spawner oh [ __ ] okay wait I don’t think I’ve ever seen one can I come see yeah you can come see okay I was going to keep him in my little basement I have a basement Dungeon now that’s pretty cool are you yeah yeah that are you you said you’re going to leave the spawner there I don’t know we don’t really need the spaw in Zombies there’s no need for it they just drop rotten meat I mean yeah and they just attack and they just attack us Yeah ask you the very same question sir I’m here oh it’s over here well no see oh oh I do see it’s that little box yeah oh brutal if you put torches on it and around it they don’t spawn anymore but you could also just break it too it Looks pretty cool look you get some mossy cobblestone in there oh they have that in there yeah I mean yeah there is no reason to keep it around can you hit them from here see you can there’s no reason to do this I’m hitting them right in the Face uh what is the point of what I’m doing just to get him out the way what the [ __ ] is that guy that guy’s oh I guess he just got leather armor but he has like a weird necklace and a red helmet is that a leather that helmet yeah maybe it Is uh yeah think things went dark for a second another good hello zombies ow ow I’m sorry ow why I was sure you would have moved by that I’m so sorry we my sword we’re getting a lot of meat I guess all right should we destroy it we just put torches on It ow ow that’s good enough I don’t think anym will spawn fire oh we got a CD whoa cool yeah we could play more songs uh oh got some Gunpowder in here too and string wow breast plate break oh probably I heard something break on Me well we found a cave under our house so this could be the cave section oh there’s gravel here yeah uh oh the Moss Cobblestone is the floor I see I will I will take it how convenient thank you in case I want to want to add to my thing Juicy my space bar ke’s getting stuck is it all that maple syrup you spill on to it all the time no no what maple syrup just from your uh your maple tree that you harest delicious fresh mop you know uh my parents yeah they I think I mentioned they didn’t let me Have like butter on my pancakes but they also I don’t think emphasize the pairing of maple with like bacon or sausage pork and maple like that’s a [ __ ] that is a Divine pairing that’s a pairing of the Gods tell me I’m long tell me I’m wrong tell me I’m Wrong tell me how long I am am I five 5 foot s long how long is my body I guess so that’s what the doctor said right am I 5 foot eight how can you tell oh how can you toly tell my body is as long as my mind this is the TRU all right feel good about this got some Mossy big Mossy it’s like you name your [ __ ] Bessie or your sub you name your submarine Bessie old Bessie you like Bessie or Betsy I like Betty Betty that’s a good one what’s that short for beatric I don’t know what is Betty short For you want to play this new record that I got yeah I’m coming up okay I need to make some more day time marmer yeah make the marmer okay you ready going put it in the Juke Box Juke it oh god oh what it’s spooky holy [ __ ] it’s so spooky Damn oh my God they Reckoning has come what the [ __ ] no horrifying yo chicken doesn’t like it he’s looking at it look at him I I feel it too chicken that’s very ominous now I have a theory we got it ohy you I mean we listen to the whole song Yet I’m sorry I’ll put it back we got to listen to scary all over again true I’m so sorry job don’t to scar so I have a theory which we found it in next to a zombie spawner is could this be the Zombie music I don’t know oh where did we find The cat C what then we also find did we find it in a m Shaft or did we find it in a next to a spawner I had to look back footage ah yes the foot I had to review the tapes tapes care careful what you find on Those tapes oh God they may not be all that they see I just like the idea of T tapes just sound scary tapes damn it’s well spooky it’s well spooky in here my God whoa this is a haunted tape it’s very haunted I worry that if we listen to the Whole thing we’ll get a phone call in a few minutes It’ll tell us like seven days or something oh I don’t want that I don’t want that dis wow freaky was that eight yeah it ended a little abruptly there still music notes coming out oh is there let me know if I miss Anything sounds like wind blowing whoa I just heard that my God I wouldn’t have known where that came from if you had said it oh my God what the [ __ ] why would they make this CD what deranged psychotic person yo it’s I mean it’s banging it’s honestly Banging like for a horror soundtrack for like a horror game or horror movie creep I’m scared this is gonna be a ghost that comes out seriously if we listen to the whole thing I want to see the I want to listen to the whole thing I do Too I’m going to make some armor for uhhuh okay that’s it wow holy [ __ ] very freaky that was a ride that was a weird ride what the [ __ ] dude someone has some darkness in their souls why would they do that why would they make that song what the [ __ ] song Is like you cannot even call that taking it out what are you going to do oh you’re just going to get out of there in case you accidentally play it you don’t want that yeah this is c48 D3 that’s the name of it wow of course what a beautiful name I’m putting cat Back in should I take the CD so you don’t get confused and play something no I put it in the chest yay yay so much Better I like this one it’s so like chip tuny it just it sounds more like Minecraft than the Minecraft music you know what I mean the Minecraft music sounds like the Minecraft music sounds like magic and like like a full game with full 3d Graphics it’s like Very epic whereas this is like very chip tun you know and Minecraft looks all old school kind of Blocky video you know what I mean howy the song sounds like the essence of Minecraft it is it’s very cute the other song is horrible I don’t ever want to hear that again okay horrifying I think would be a little slightly more accurate term because it’s it was very good for like a horror soundtrack cannot deny cannot deny what are you doing dancing oh you’re just grunting [ __ ] you do is that grunting I mean what else would you call it making an a Sound well I mean when people grunt they don’t make a grunt sound they don’t say the word grunt grunt gr gr gr grunt grunt grunt grunt maybe they should they probably should actually ready ready ready it’s so beautiful it’s like the best Indie Electronica concert you’ve ever been To is my mic muted no my M’s not muted not for me I mean maybe you [ __ ] up your your Twitch mic but your Discord is fine it says on my streams is fine someone is Led all I’m going back down they’re all liars where you go oh B Me okay just I’m washing this my chick’s almost done I’m just washing the salad bowl and then I think I will work on my basement just try to get it finished make it a little lower take a page out of your page out of your Brook oh you’re going to go deeper just A little just a couple feet I’m not going to do like oh M shaft situation like you I’m not that crazy want some M shaft in their house uh me no it’s fine yeah of course to the diamonds yes iy like a small simple Abode that was very sweet thank you for Taking me out of the uh the [ __ ] evil Darkness horror mindset yeah yeah hurs hurts in there hurts in that in that mind that’s a pain brain to be in [ __ ] [ __ ] what’s that movie where where the main character’s like [ __ ] [ __ ] Jesus and then the other guy’s like [ __ ] [ __ ] Jesus is right I don’t know what the [ __ ] is that movie [ __ ] sh Jesus is right it’s good it’s really good who is that who is that I was gonna put a door here I might be lucky number seven actually that’s that’s a movie with yeah that’s a movie With a good cast that and a good strong start that ends kind of weak in my opinion oh [ __ ] [ __ ] Jesus [ __ ] [ __ ] yes it must have been it must have been lucky yet it’s a good movie I seen it probably seen it too much I saw it a Bunch before I realized that it wasn’t as good as I thought it was if by then it was too late you already saw it 20 times yeah I’d already seen it too many times and so I had like thought like feelings from the movie that were like not not Good Lucy Lou is in it Bruce Willis um [ __ ] who else is in that uh Ben Kingsley uh Josh hartnet is the main character and you’re like oh wow I’m so impressed with this C W so good this movie so good St studded and it is and It’s very good for a while and then uh they bring it all together and it’s kind of D is there good fight choreography is there there’s not really there like a couple fights Josh Harnet is in a movie that I think is good called the black Doo and there is really good fight Choreography in that there’s like uh he does a lot of boxing like it’s awesome he’s like a cop who like [ __ ] fist fights I mean it’s an action like there’s some but no it’s good it’s like very Noir and uh there’s another guy who’s in it the guy was I can’t remember His name is in Thank You for Smoking he’s in he does a good job and yeah there’s like a great great fight the two of them is like really good Josh hardnet is he’s boxed in like a few movies that I’ve seen him in I’m like I Think this dude can actually throw hands like he’s not doing kicks really he’ll do like a front kick maybe but he’s not like pretending to be a martial arts star he’s like always doing Western boxing I’m like huh maybe you can actually fight seems pretty legit there’s One his coolest movie of that was a weird one was called like Kabuki or something and it was like this weird story of like he was like he was like a cowboy and it was a samurai like his friend was a Samurai and it was just like very Stylized I think it’s a dumb movie but I had a good time watching it it’s called like Kabuki or something like that [ __ ] [ __ ] Jesus B you know what I mean yep yep I know what you mean yep yep yep she knows my girl she knows she’s like good last That let’s get some [ __ ] let’s get some broccoli in the mix would wouldn’t you say broccoli would you say we got broccoli in the mix just eat mac and cheese every day I don’t have it I mean that’s I guess that’s the better question it’s a more pertinent Pertinent [ __ ] [ __ ] Jesus is right that’s right that’s right that’s the right Thing yeah this broccoli is so good even when it’s cold you SM sh in olive oil Sor what I accidentally bured more chickens into the house oh no you bured you bfed them yeah oh wow you women you’re always birthing it’s so annoying God this really is a farm in here nice I Love it yeah I just I just hear like I I don’t know where I am in the house I’m still cooking but I just hear like meows and [ __ ] chicken clucks and just like I don’t even know what wolf wolf dog wolf dogs all kinds of [ __ ] how much poop is on the floor that’s the real question oh God a million plion poops a million poops yep you know what in life you can measure Happiness by the amount of poops on the Flor did you know that I don’t know you measure the Happiness no it’s true that might be false trust me trust me it’s it’s the way um yeah I was like I’m gonna say something else after that but I could think anything it’s just a way okay do you know the way way way he do the way is what you do Said Jesus Christ instead of saying Jesus Christ all the time try saying something else like jimy Cricket like G whiz why don’t we say G whiz anymore that’s true always taking the lord’s name in vain oh no today is the Lord’s day after all today day oh Lord’s Day and so to take his name in Van be’s so oh shitty from now on I’ll start saying jimy Cricket a jimy cricket didn’t see that coming nope chimy Cricket I missed the train oh that’s okay I forgive the I forgive TR that’s what Jimmy Cricket would do What was jib Cricket in was he in Pinocchio yeah I think so okay he’s like the Tinker he’s like the male grasshopper version of Tinker belt uh I think they were no I don’t know about that I’m not sure if I’ve seen either of those movies in full really yeah P Wasn’t really in my rep before I’ve seen The Lion King a bunch I’ve seen Mulan a lot so what about Hercules I saw Hercules a lot yeah what about uh a Disney movie watching Tarzan no I saw that like once in theaters I think oh you didn’t like Taran uh yeah I guess I didn’t feel too strongly about it maybe he made me feel inadequate what swing from Vines yeah he was like a athletic like handsome dude you know tan I’m like pale and like out of totally out of shape like never played any sports I probably felt a little Inadequate wait you didn’t feel inadequate from Hercules uh no because he was just like I don’t know wasn’t like about that I was about like I mean I guess Tarzan wasn’t really about that either but I guess watching someone be very like first of all Tarzan wasn’t wearing very Much so so was like obvious that this is someone who’s like very sort of live and like in shape whereas Hercules was just iess he wasn’t we that much either yeah I guess I didn’t feel the same I’m not even sure if I felt that I’m just kind Of most Hercules was like a magical element to it like that is actually a big part of it t didn’t have it t was just a regular guy yeah just a regular guy who just way better at swinging in trees swinging on trees than I was at that Age well how would you know you never tried to swing I had one fun day of swinging on trees I remember there was like uh there was like a big Vine that was hanging off Sean rexroth’s uh like like a tree at behind Shan rexroth’s house and uh yeah me and Him and perks before any of us have done any drugs we had a fun day swinging nice yeah F we were like you know 11 did you feel like Taran what F like tan it was like a big it was like a big gap that we could like Swing over so it’s like a pretty long Arc and then had another night like that years later it was like I don’t know 20 2014 2015 we were um we were all at potters and we all got drunk to Stone and we um you know and we went out To the woods kind of near Potter’s parents house back where he used to back where he used to live and we went into the woods to do like I don’t know we had like a a whiskey flask with us and we were just like drinking And just like I don’t know I don’t know what I don’t know what the purpose was was awesome and we it was summer and we there was a Vine hanging and we had a [ __ ] like like midnight swing Fest we just swung for like a half hour like Drunk and just like swinging around in the beautiful delicious warm War summer you know air Bridge of teria Vibes right there I never read that one no her is really yeah her is really depressing yeah seen a little bit I don’t think I read it either but I know what happens Okay I I don’t know what happens I probably avoided that knowledge my whole adult life so I just like don’t want another depressing you know ya fiction story it lodged in my head having already read the one about like the Holocaust girl the girl who like gets transported from our time to The Holocaust and there’s you know the [ __ ] oh I think I saw that movie there’s a movie Wall yeah was corny yeah that’s such a weird thing to make a movie about I mean good to teach people about the Holocaust but like I don’t know the whole thing Was kind of corny yeah you could do like a a story about an actual girl who was like alive during that time but you have a girl like get teleported like time travel to the Holocaust and then [ __ ] die and it’s just like what the [ __ ] I could see how it might make it relatable yeah more relatable but it’s like you don’t no it’s weird yeah the book was whatever I think I saw Schindler’s List in Hebrew school that’s probably like the most impactful Holocaust thing I’ve ever experienced yeah I saw that in like History class I think oh yeah you watching the school that’s awesome in yeah like junior year or something forget was that junior or sophomore I don’t remember I remember that being good I guess I haven’t seen a ton of like Holocaust movies I’m probably a bad Jew on that on That front don’t have to watch Holocaust movies a real Jew just watches Holocaust movies reads news about Israel all the time that’s the only way I’m just kidding see I’m keeping appropriate like I’m delving into Political topics but I’m not saying anything offensives we’re good right everyone knows I don’t mean this I’ve already identified myself as Jewish I’m not like making fun of an ethnic group an ethn religious group thing whatever we are whatever we are who knows what we are Nazis think we’re race and [ __ ] uh uh some people think we’re just a religion but I think we’re just like an Ethnic group that’s cluster around religion because there’s so much like kind of marrying within Jewish families my grandma I probably told you my grandma I was like when are you going to meet a nice Jewish girl it was like her whole thing a not her whole thing that was one of her Things wait how old were you and she said that 22 oh she’s like why are you not married already the [ __ ] yeah I get it yeah she was young although it’s true that my dad was older than much my dad was almost twice my age at that time when I was born he Was 40 when I was born damn yeah that’s crazy yeah that’s like that’s like goals for me like 3540 pop out the first kid you’re going to be 40 well you don’t have to do anything so it’s easy stop what if your what if your sperm Count is not good at 40 years old you know it’s it’s de climbing [ __ ] it I’ll dot means I don’t have to wear rubber fantastic I have no connection into my ethnic lineage I would be just as happy to raise an adopted child but I’d rather raise them from Baby the baby Market is real good nowadays is good yeah all these people can’t get abortions anymore so you oh right true [ __ ] a bit [ __ ] well uh yeah I have uh no uh I am assuming that I’m fertile I’ve been basing my uh condom use on that assumption you Never yeah it’s just an assumption you don’t really know no it’s not no or your sperm cow is not good maybe [ __ ] who cares all up what’s wrong with try to do like IVF or whatever artificial insemination sounds more expensive than adoption I don’t know is it would be that would that be Covered on insurance yeah I guess I don’t think adoption is not covered no I need an adoption Insurance please yeah that’s a fair point if IVF is cheaper then probably go that route I don’t know whatever it takes I don’t know anyone personally that’s ever done It I think my aunt there with their last kid but that was like 15 years ago so the prices are probably not the same definitely not invested in like continuing the lineage no no as long as um you I can have like a happy healthy relationship I don’t Care what the kid comes from where the kid comes from I do want to raise a child from like a young age though I wouldn’t want to like marry a woman who has like a 12-year-old son or whatever 12year oldold child oh you wouldn’t what if she had like a Baby well yeah so like if there’s or like a toddler yeah I want to raise at least one baby or toddler at least one from that age I just feel like that’s like the real parenting experiment like how how good can you do it experiment you’re a social experiment Kid yeah like I wanted you’re my experiment to see how good of a baron I could be well I’m the experiment I’m the experiment of how good my parent of a parent can I be the kid is going to get like just as high quality as possible so It’s it’s not like there’s a control group one kid get what if you do one kid gets [ __ ] parenting one kid gets good parenting see what happens now that’s an experiment that’s not that’s a good experiment right there it’s good size but it’s experience would have been more Accurate but it’s like that’s like I don’t know raising someone from when they’re like 12 you don’t really get to like shape shape a person and I do want to shape my kid cuz I think I have like good ideas about life ideas that I am not as good at implementing as someone Who is raised in those ideas might might be you know what I mean I raised someone with certain principles they’re different from the ones I got raised with I’m optimistic about their um their outcomes uh over my would you let your kid play Minecraft what’s wrong yeah Minecraft is Great what if your kid wants to be a streamer he’s like 12 he’s like dead I want to stream Minecraft videos I say you can totally stream for a couple hours on the weekends he’s like Dad I’m not going to get any followers if I don’t stream every Day I will say you stream for 1 hour day that’s it yeah you can stream for one hour day on the weekdays and then I’ll give you like three three hours on Saturdays and Sundays would you let them play like a shooting game uh I I’ll take it slow I really Want my kids to develop like healthy nervous systems and not like always be in sort of action video game fighter flight I want them to be good with like chilling and reading a book you know not always need like to be watching a show or playing a game like just Chill I assume I assume that’s possible I guess so so I I wait till they’re older I want them like coming up on that what if all his friends make fun of him because he can’t play like video games that they play that’d be a conversation cuz I I would imagine there’s Compromise like if um here’s only social options with the only friends who he wants to hang out with who want to hang out with him all they do is play shooting video games yeah we can allow some of it but he can’t be the like eight I I Just don’t want my kid doing like every weekend eight hour [ __ ] shooting binges like they I want them to have other skills and interest if his only Social Circle is like you know do an 8 Hour shooting vengers that okay come on kid we’re going to go go For a hike and play some tennis and then you can play for a few hours with your friends uh in the evening what if you have a girl and she wants to like go to Sephora and buy a bunch of like makeup and Skin Care stuff that she doesn’t need because she’s Literally 12 but all the other kids are using drunk elephant skin care products we will make sure that has like super harsh chemicals in it that will [ __ ] up her face all right so we’re not going to let you put too much of that [ __ ] on your face if you’re insisting You can get like one one to one to 10 for every 10 all natural healthy reasonbly price booty procs you have you get one nasty [ __ ] what is the healthy stuff like what even is that um I mean Paul’s choice is nice he got some nice uh you can use the Paul But no none of the kids use polish Joys and she’ll be a loser if she uses polish Joys well she going to get some just natural reasonably priced [ __ ] she’s going to get some of it hopefully it’s most what’s reasonably price and Sephora nothing well then I Won’t be mostly Sephora it’ll be mostly something else like what you going to Ulta is that what you recommend I mean that’s like kind of like Sephora but it’s like slightly cheaper yeah can just get some natural [ __ ] online like what organic shea butter and [ __ ] like that yeah sure yeah sure like That nobody guess that you mean like it’s not popular it’s not cool yeah oh well that’s what she’s going to mostly get and then she can get some of the cool stuff she wants what if she gets what she gets bullied because she doesn’t have it that seems unlikely and also like at Certain point strength if she has some some of the products she can just break out her [ __ ] Sephora lip gloss they won’t say [ __ ] so I have like a little bit and then when she goes home at night she puts on some good [ __ ] some like um some nice healthy Stuff what does she want she wants a Stanley Cup what’s that it’s like it’s like just a flask oh Stanley Stanley’s a good BR yeah that’s what the little girls they love Stanley Cups now it’s F Stanley Stanley or a hydro flas I will encourage her not to Participate in social media driven sort of like fashion Fashions like I encourage her more to just like kind of find her own fashion and just buy like buy whatever product she thinks smells good or feel good like I will consciously tell her about the influence of influencers on Social media and how like she should really be a leader not a follower that be better for her if she does trends like that don’t matter what matters like all your is your water bottle good is it durable are and Stanley’s a good brand so like if they’ve discovered Stanley Great but like is your water ball durable do your skin products take care of your skin that’s that’s what matters it shouldn’t be like I’m just going to buy this [ __ ] it’s not a very good product just because everybody else have like I I don’t want I don’t want her to Be thinking like that it’s just like sucks sucks to be thinking about other people’s opinions like that well I feel like that’s that’s achievable yeah you just got you got to start early you got like a parents nowadays they’re totally blindsided by uh by social media and Tech like they They don’t know how to talk about it with their kids uh maybe they they don’t understand it themselves so the kids are just getting totally [ __ ] caught up in these Trends whereas if you like are aware of these Trends and just kind of like educate them from the get-go then They’ll resp I think respond to it all differently it’s just a more independent way of thinking I think I mean I just meet a lot of like young people who are like smart and I’m like oh okay so this is not an intelligence problem it’s not that the kids are Stupid they might have shorter attention spans but they’re not like bad at critical thinking necessarily you got to get them early I think I’m I’m very optimistic about how kids can turn out if you’re mindful about the stuff yeah I guess we can save we save them we save the you the you Okay so oh bab so I could help you did you want to try that tunnel system for getting Mr Pig inside oh does that seem like a waste of time yeah I don’t know if that’s going to work okay he doesn’t move very predictably No I I think I can imagine how it could work I’m not sure uh are you enjoying whatever you’re doing what are you doing I’m just trying to make the basement nice kind of hit an area where it’s like near the surface still so it’s kind of annoying anything I can help you With uh I don’t think so oh [ __ ] well besides doing your stairs I already did it oh you already did all the stairs that I decid I wasn’t going to do yeah okay thank you let’s see chest number one popping a chest is very fun you just hit it until it goes pop And everything comes out stupid Yeah I think I I think I’ll go for the stone brick look if you want to talk about [ __ ] Soviet looking the stone bricks are definitely the most Soviet looking [ __ ] perfectly rectangular featureless giant gray bricks yes comrade the so Soviet Union is built on Bricks Like These you want be com comrades Baby okay you be my comrade okay for the people’s Glorious Revolution the people yes nice you do you love the people you appreciate the people yeah I would even go far as to say power to the people except I won’t say that because I’m not allowed to I’m thinking it All right there’s time it’s time to make a furnace furnace oh furnace yes that’s what I meant oh am I all the way down here just if I just go a little bit lower yes oh oh [ __ ] yes lower lower that’s good imagine Palpatine getting like massaged good is very good Actually stole uh half your white wool it’s okay yeah just uh just cut a ride me that back some time I just kind of give it back whatever like I you know I really care that much kidding I’m just kidding don’t evict me please get off my Mountain get off my Property you were told anyone to get off your lawn no one time this lady was like looking for a cat and she just like ran into our backyard and I and I was screamed out the window I was like hey what the [ __ ] you can’t just do that I was like You can’t just and it was night time too was pitched black oh man and I was like you just can’t run into someone’s backyard like what the [ __ ] you can’t just she so scary she cracked out I don’t C out no she she’s just looking for a [ __ ] cat I don’t know why she thought her cat ran into our backyard cuz they were walking up and down the street looking for the cat and then she just like and we were like no we don’t we haven’t seen your cat and then she just like booked it into our backyard and I Was like what the [ __ ] are you doing dude oh so they she even talked to you first and then we talk to them actually wow cuz it was in the summer and I don’t know it was so weird I’d be so scared to just run into someone’s backyard like That that’s yeah I don’t really do that like I have briefly snuck through people’s yards to get into woods to smoke weed in the past but not for a long time it’s not it’s not the kind of thing you want to like keep doing yeah wow this bed can just stay floating In midair that’s pretty impressive yeah things Flo things they FL something things float FL I’m currently playing Minecraft one-handed wow how are you doing that well how is less important than why and the why is chicken okay but no the how is um I you know I have my keyboard with my mouse Pad you know TR track pad oh I see yep oh dang is it perfect no is it doing the job that’s what matters stamina like what things drain stamina stamina yeah running but what else I don’t know like mostly running fair enough the torch just looks like a match With like a little Cherry top like it does not look like a torch all right make me a [ __ ] furnace if you think you have the balls not a smoker For oh I do have to make oh I see I do have to make stone okay okay very well two can play at that game oh actually um wait actually uh hey Bri mm bars and Co yeah I guess only one will play this game that is me asking for Full I was like ha two can play at that game I realized it humbly all right let’s do it oh oh here’s a regular PB I miss regular PB I’ve only been seeing weird pig man what wrong Pigman Pigman has half his face with propery So got to a horrible accident I know do I really want to be around that all the time yes he’s a good guy maybe I mean he’s a good guy but uh you know PB regular pib is just so Derpy and cute this guy’s not cute you only has half face Well we’re going to see his whole family soon so you think so if we go to we’re friends right oh right right and then will we will we not be friends anymore after that no as long as we’re civil we don’t hit them okay or steal their gold they love gold okay we Could steal their gold will they definitely find out yeah uh yeah probably okay well I mean on the one hand safety first but on the other hand YOLO exactly so I’m down for either we down for whatever remember that song no pretty good beat I don’t know I don’t know who who did It like we’re down for Whatever all right all right make some Stone smooth Stone You’re a big Winnie the Poo fan right yeah who’s your favorite wi the Poo Character poo yeah I guess poo poo is the best character he has such a good voice too but I also love Piglet’s Voice who piglet oh piglet yeah he’s kind of a little [ __ ] so he has be right cute I’m sorry piglet I wish you weren’t so scared of Everything I’ll be your friend yeah who else is good rabbit’s annoying cuz rabbit’s like a little [ __ ] rabbit’s annoying ‘s annoying cuz CH little [ __ ] yeah he just doesn’t shut the [ __ ] up I like your your is my second favorite oh really yeah I mean he is very like smart yeah he’s Funny he just kind of like tears you apart slowly like he’s not tooo keen on himself but he’ll also like totally call you out right uh I guess so yeah I remember him I feel like I remember him saying that people’s ideas are like stupid I don’t Know funny tiger is a crackhead and it would be fine except he like ropes you in on his [ __ ] yeah it’s too much he like chill bro chill the [ __ ] he won’t let you say no like he doesn’t care about your consent he’s just like all Right we’re doing this oh what the [ __ ] there’s a spider in here what where’ that come from oh I’m in the farm right now oh oh there’s a bunch of skeletons right there I don’t like that let me know if you need help because I would have to wash my hands I’m Good wash my hand oh there’s no mine cart in here God damn it I got to walk up here know mine cart in Minecart not at the bottom how the [ __ ] oh I guess I [ __ ] that out oh can I make you a couple mine carts so you have like three in each Chest I have a lot I just don’t have it in that chest they’re all oh no the Phantom okay ow oh God do you need me to wash my hands and help you no I’m in the house okay okay now does this mean we need to sleep we could sleep Hello totally not a skibby toilet gu diamonds how is this not a skibby toilet um why do you think I can’t put my bed down I don’t know I don’t know I just I just put it down I don’t know why I couldn’t put it down before um I am Ready to rest if you need to all right I’m sleeping okay we will get some diamonds eventually what was this question to totally not a skibby toilet it’s not really a question oh well what way did you mention Diamonds oh someone said go get some diamonds you know it’s true that we Haven’t done anything today except farm and decorate that’s okay that’s part of the flow yeah I just did my is action-packed streaming content perhaps not that’s okay there’s more to life than just chopping zombies heads off although that is a great part of life did I show you just giby toilet Thing what did I ever show you that I I don’t think so oh although it sounds like so much other nonsense that like I may have just seen it and like completely forgot about it block probably not blocked it out but just had it sort of like phas into the other just Like my know fog of random [ __ ] that I’ve seen on the internet that like isn’t worth remembering because it’s just nothing it’s like no content yeah funny funny at times but still just like an absence funny because it’s an absence of content not because it’s content yeah it’s pretty bad that could be Good yeah you think so uh yeah like um the room Marty Tommy that’s that’s different well that I mean it’s terrible it’s so bad what or like um you say that bird demic I saw bird demic you actually watch that I did I did watch it I watched it before I had Like someone just introduced me to the concept and was like do you want to watch bmic and we did oh no like I’d never heard of this guy through the internet or anything I was introduced to bmic through bmic oh my God wait was even suggest that like a nerd nerds C yeah just some nerd [ __ ] it was I appreciate it they were like yo it’s probably the wor it might be the worst movie ever oh wasn’t shark NATO and a similar maybe by the same director uh I don’t know okay hold on one second okay I’m Backu well I’m back uh both of my hands are clean M and so is my conscience that’s good or clear I don’t think people say they have clean cons clean yeah I guess clear clean all right I’m G to crack this Trader Joe’s blueberry lemonade Seltzer oh maybe you can get PJ to Sponsor you if I always talk about their [ __ ] Selter no that would never happen TJ switch twitch sponsorships no I’ve never seen that in my life Joseph Joseph this stream is sponsored by Joseph thanks Joseph I mentioned Joe to the Traer Joe’s cashier recently I was Just like I hope Joe brings back the [ __ ] the Ugandan chocolate soon it was good [ __ ] oh they discontinued that they did discontinue that you remember that chocolate that good ass dark chocolate yeah they discontinu it man there’s actually no good I couldn’t even find the Colombian [ __ ] there Anymore probably because I’m hoping it’s because the Colombian [ __ ] got bought out and they’re just waiting for the next shipment but if they lost their Colombian and their [ __ ] ugana Chate connection what the [ __ ] what I sometimes they’ll do that they’ll like have it not have it for months and then It’ll come back fair I heard that the ug I I asked them about it and they I think they said the ugana one is permanent per oh really yeah I don’t know maybe they just weren’t paying them enough paying the the chocolate like the the farmer the Coco Farmers enough and they’re like you know what [ __ ] you white man we’re going to find somebody else to sponsor us or to buy our chocolate we’ll just only sell that’s other people and you got that’s so sad is it sad good [ __ ] you know the people of the Chocolateers of Uganda deserve better and so do I what what do the Trader Joe’s employees know they don’t know [ __ ] you think they just might be wrong they might be wrong they could just be making of [ __ ] just to appease me just to get me out of the store yeah that’s Fair I I am very annoying so like getting me out of the store is probably a good business decision sometimes you just like [ __ ] with people because you know who cares never going to see him again I’m like oh yeah actually all the Ugandan people exploded or some [ __ ] like yeah You know I I don’t get that’s fair I don’t get that vibe from these particular tra joers no I get good clean Vibes Trader joers in Portland damn that must be a whole different like [ __ ] subcategory of Port of [ __ ] Trader Joe employees yeah I think they’re like more Trader Joey than the Most yeah I think they’re like more they all have piercing and tattoos and weird hair they do not the weird hair necessarily they’re all just kind of like a crunchy crunchy granola hipe do they have mullets and Tattoos yeah mullets tattoos all that but no like Dyed hair no none of that I can’t think of one off hand who has like a a crazy hairstyle yeah they look like they look like a lot of portlanders just very like uh you know uh fit and dressed to like hike and uh they look like they grow Their own food to to an extent yeah yeah like kind of crunchy crunchy but also tattooed it’s a good it’s a good blend honestly like I I like that culture can’t say that I’m completely of it but I’m not really of any culture anyway much so like I’ll Take it like I’m glad to be surrounded by it out in Portland makes me happy seeing people like that I like that like that style that’s good yeah all right put I accidentally made Stone stairs instead of stone brick stairs which is emphatically not the same thing yeah what is wrong with Me what is my major malfunction uh let’s see some bricks uh also I’m down for any kind of Adventure whenever you wish well there is this cave down here that we discovered cool could go oh [ __ ] my pickaxe broke God dang it godam pickax reliable some un reliable Unbelievable move chicken for I SLI you whoa whoa you leave that chicken be no what that chicken ever done do to you he’s in my way I guess that’s enough for the queen now you must die tooi I B you and now I could unb you Chicken don’t make me do it you didn’t say too mainstream did you I thought I heard you say that no I said there’s too many oh okay that makes that’s too mainstream yeah I was like what the [ __ ] are you talking about with the amount of chicks you are You’re too mainstream to there’s too many of you therefore you’re too mes for I guess you can say that you really can’t but I what do you mean it’s doesn’t make it’s terrible I wish I had never uttered those words those fateful words okay I wish I wish the ring had never Come to me B I wish none of this would happen I wish none of this had happened is there anything you’d like to say to me nope that’s only because you don’t know the line you want to try to ad Li bit uh what character am I playing right now Gandal we’re we’re in the minds of Moria and I’m like ah I wish the ring had never come to me I wish none of this had happened and line or and or whatever I’m supposed to say oh damn that sucks bro that’s pretty much what he said I think he said Yeah he’s like so do all who live to see such times that is not for them to decide all you have to decide what to do the tide that is given to you how do you expect me to remember that you just have to have seen the Lord of the Rings 50 Times I only seen it 49 times that’s why I didn’t remember it do not try to bend the spoon that is impossible what’s that’s also gandal exactly exactly hey you got it you’re already there what spoon that’s the question or that’s the answer to the question oh see yeah I knew that because Then you will realize that is not the spoon that bends it is only guess who yourself yep I mean you could bend the spoon if you really wanted to no do not try to bend the spoon that is impossible is it really impossible to bend a spoon With your mind oh see I thought what you went with your hand that is impossible you’re right instead you must only try to realize the truth and you ask me what truth suck oh [ __ ] Keo keano does not want to hear that no no but like with the Cyber Punk with his cyber Punk lines I think he did kind of suck to the I’m sorry Koo Kino Keen arino ah Keen arino he does his best I think I think he does his best yeah he does he’s a good guy he’s a good guy he’s a good guy maybe he has like a speech Impediment or something and he’s like tried really hard to work around it and that’s why he sounds like he’s got a mouthful of marbles maybe he just has a a big fat tongue yeah it could be something like that and it’s not necessarily his fault but also like maybe voice acting isn’t your Jamro well he’s an actor he is an actor is he a professional voice actor he’s not he’s really not and I don’t think he should have gone for it I’m pissed that he did he he disrupts my gameplay experience every [ __ ] time he’s on Camera oh God I’m like ah I was kind of enjoying all of this but then you want to go and be [ __ ] K of Reeves no mouthful of marbles no I like him I like him I like him John Wick is a fun movie too John Wick 2 well John Wick one is a fun movie I haven’t seen two oh there really is no spoon who do you think what actor should replace him in cyber Punk yeah you could pick like an actor to play that part I mean I don’t really know too many Actors who are really good with the voice I mean like I I don’t know anyone who’s of the appr age like someone who’s like 40 he’s I think he’s supposed to be like 40 K’s older than that but I think John uh Johnny was supposed to be around 40 Zon Zack afron is neither cyber nor punk I hate to be the one to break it to him he’s in the new wrestling movie that’s supposed to be really good uh good I I have no opinion about him as the actor the only thing I know about him is that all the girlies Thought he was cute in High School Musical back in like 2 and whatever four yeah no it wasn’t was like 2007 okay there you go or was it probably now I had to look up what year that movie came out do what you wna do we watched that we the High School Musical South Park right yeah it’s good [ __ ] do what you want to do as long as what you want to do is what everybody else wants you to yeah [ __ ] classic oh 2006 [ __ ] I [ __ ] up well you said seven and I said four so you’re closer to me yeah but I didn’t Get the exact that make you feel slightly better I guess you’re smarter than smarter than me I guess that’s a pretty low bar oh do what you want to do baby you ever heard of um these wrestlers from the movie that he’s in uh maybe the movie’s called the iron claw the V Eric Brothers I actually watch a vice documentary about them and it was really crazy it didn’t make any sense at all well they’re like their dad was a Wrestler and so I’ve not I’ve not heard of these F when they grew up they all became wrestlers like all the kids there was like five brothers and they just all just kept [ __ ] dying whoa in the ring no one died cuz he had like an infection like a blood infection or Something and then and then the they just kept killing themselves oh my [ __ ] all of them kept [ __ ] killing themselves there going to be a movie about this yeah oh God and then he was the last one left there was only one left and there was like five of Though Brothers you said yeah they’re all Brothers damn that’s real real dark that’s real sad I was like what the [ __ ] stop stop killing yourself what the [ __ ] it’s like having you hurt all your people enough I don’t know crazy I’m definitely believer in Youth and Asian stuff but like that’s a That’s a rough thing to do to like apparent your siblings yeah I kind of want to watch it but sounds good sounds it’s probably good really [ __ ] up sounds real real freed up real freed but yeah maybe uh I mean like I associate Robert patson with Twilight And or I did associate Robert patson with Twilight Z I associate him well yeah but like you know I kind of had a similar Association it’s like oh this is just like just a boy from the movies that from some movie that all the gires liked And then uh and then he goes and makes the Batman and [ __ ] kills it and now I have a different feeling about so maybe Zack Efron is about to reveal himself to me to be a great actor and I never knew oh he thought he was Good he was that life bar movie I told you about where they like [ __ ] the mermaid okay didn’t I tell you about that so it was always like either a vampire [ __ ] human or like a human [ __ ] mermaid no just saying he was always in like weird movies like fun I I take That I don’t remember which movie you’re talking about but that does sound Weir I want to see it it’s called like the light Lighthouse it’s a black movie well black and white though yeah I wanted to watch there’s so many movies I want to watch but I hav’t we should watch the movie Sometime okay when I am uh not this is a uh I I could be doing homework right now but like it seems like all of my classes are going to be canceled next week and so it gave me life be like okay let me slow down yeah there’s Martin Lu there Martin Luther King day and um uh and then there’s going to be a big snowstorm really supposedly at least by Portland Sanders Port portlanders are responding the way they always respond to any any thread of any snow any am of snow which is all out Panic holy [ __ ] we’re sh we’re [ __ ] Yeah we’re so [ __ ] yep that’s good everyone just runs around screaming no the snow like that oh my god do it I wanted to see another movie with Emma Stone recently okay forget was called like pretty little things or something like that something like that are you coming over to my house Mhm I have made a little progress M oh hey it’s duck or checkum it’s little baby checkum what a big head you have nice baby chicken this is my son oh is he yeah I bped him just now in your house oh nice thanks for that I’ll get him out No Sa forever leave him here all okay that’s fine I’ll take a friend thank you for friend I decided not to do a stone floor I’m going to do a wood floor I’ll get the get the dark wood oh yeah we still need to get the dark wood it’s all right Not a major priority did you say you wanted to go into like a cave or something yeah the cave that’s in my basement oh cool uh we can go now I me to rush I’m going to rush to finish this I me okay okay I need to get my foot rest I’m dangling Okay it’s dangerous business fro going out your door oh hey little chicken it’s dangerous business fro going out your door um what do you say it’s like if you don’t keep your feet there’s no telling where you might be swept off to uh however uh that aside uh I don’t Have a lot of food or replacement weapons or anything are you you got some bread okay I’ll take that yeah make bread make some more bread and I can go fishing at some point Le something that I’m that I’m able to do but hello but uh can I can I borrow a little iron to make a sword mhm well I will need another sword I will use my existing Stone to make it right so Stone oh wait and then these I still have my bed in my inventory uh oh well S I never fill up My inventory when we go on missions should probably place your bed oh yes I should place my bed oh [ __ ] I forgot about that good reminder you need you need to set the respawn too so you just sleep in it real quick exactly yeah yeah yeah I’ll just sleep in it Real quick oh but I can’t sleep because it’s daytime right you could set the spawn by just laying in it selting okay perfect you just lay in it for a couple seconds all right I have an extra sword uh maybe I should I’ll make a three pick I’ll make three stone pickaxes that’s What right have an extra sword I’ll make an extra pickaxe uh my chest armor is okay so I I think I’m good for now I just need food I need that bread very important to eat the bread got eat the bread this kingom is built on Bre all right this this this and this and this and uh what very important to eat the bread why did I come here put your bed down oh yes the bed oh my God and go to sleep yes hello say hello to bad H little bad uh respawn points set okay And I’ll just make a little Pix or do I need another stick I am so bad at video games what do you mean so bad at video games I just like just [ __ ] up like nav you go here and you go here this is fine all right we’re doing good we’re doing good you’ll look Good all right so now I have three pickaxes I have I have an extra stone sword as well that I know about and I’ll put this iron back in my chest power for now okay I’m good to go probably need for the briad water bucket water bucket yeah for magma no to get Down oh smart SM Walter Walter bucket wter yeah it’s all the letters of water except with an El oh and it’s also Walter White from all right let’s get me some breb Bre Bre we have the bread take some moread ah nice bread that’s nice bread thank you very much Get a little more stamina okay finally ready shall I accompany you down yeah do you want this that doorway leading from should I break those doors I got to do that later I’ll just do it Later went to the right did you did you go through the door through the zombie Port oh yeah you did hello hello oh I got iron y thank you for giving me iron oh is this your water bucket yeah let’s do it yay physics oh [ __ ] it’s pretty Deep oh scary cuz you could fall out of the water then you’re [ __ ] right yeah over oh I did hear a weird thing freaky care don’t this is the best way to travel no it’s actually uh you can like come out of the waterfall little down here before have we yeah there’s Torches everywhere oh good good what the heck we’ve been here before pretty good there’s many many unexplored reaches that we’ve not been to yeah I guess um did you keep going down no I went up a little bit oh creeper got him goty I’m up here you’re up I see you I see You okay I will have to use my pickaxe to find way yeah man you all right let’s do it cool you know since the only way to get coal in valheim was to cook wood it’s like weird to to think of coal being in the ground even though that’s where like The majority of it is that’s true crazy so weird oh man coal mining back in the day today is so [ __ ] oh yeah definitely imagine being a professional coold ler you’re just a professional black log inhaler e it’s all you do all day it’s just [ __ ] inh [ __ ] I think this might be a dead end oh yeah it’s probably dead end a Deb a Deb end Deborah yeah Deb end Debbie Debbie Debbie the end they called her Debbie the end because if you see her she’s the last person you’ll ever see no Debbie she’s a Serial murderer De I found some gold I found some iron and you did y did oh there you are uh are we copper I think we are copper yeah that’s probably copper Cooper I remember Cooper remember back when copper actually meant something what do you mean well back when copper was actually like helpful oh Was it ever helpful valheim oh yeah I guess yeah yeah that’s what I mean and you called the Cooper you would mark it on the map Cooper I remember that how do you remember that stuff how do I remember that that you named copper Cooper yeah well guess I Words I’m a word word guy I like worbs worbs WB worb the question isn’t how do you remember it the question is how are there so many cool different brains that remember things differently that’s the real question oh I mean how many uh [ __ ] hip hop Lyrics have I just recited off the Dome true on this stream you know like we just have different uh different frame frames oh nice get that out got to get that iron I ain’t no chump so I’m going to jump oh that’s my philosophy on life and you can too have a dead De Deborah Deborah remember Deborah the club in Yakuza oh yeah my brother DEA and I’m like bro do you not even know you even check to see how it’s spelled in English no like I know it sounds the same to you but like just look at the English letter bro before you put It I even think they named it de on the PS where is he you g yeah oh there’s a zombie in here two zombies ow you are stupid zombies can’t see [ __ ] what I couldn’t see anything I was blind oh no my brain is all the way down oh [ __ ] that’s not good Yeah how you going to see the creepers oh I Unleashed water almost water what should I do should I put should I put down there no it’s fine I’m unleashing a do because there’s Redstone here okay why is there water here don’t want to drown oh I see another glowing Squib oh cool I like those buddies yeah they’re nice damn this is a deep underwater cave right here oh thought he’s going to come through the hole is he welcome is he welcome over here well he’s not going to have enough water to swim no Can they die like that in this game do you think yeah I think so if they go up on shore for a long time po buddies I wonder what it feels like to be an aquatic creature that gets stranded on land I don’t want to find out but it’s Like interesting to think how different it must be from drowning well probably can’t breathe it’s probably the same yeah I guess you can’t breathe I guess that’s the main thing that kills you kind of want to investigate this area a little bit but I made a giant water hole Now I don’t see any aquarium it’s nice I don’t see any air pockets in here yeah I don’t see any air pockets which Sucks how would you know uh well I didn’t I don’t really know all the way down but I can’t I couldn’t see anything like up on the ceiling all right which way is this way again I forget it’s raining really hard outside inl real life it’s been raining For a couple hours now it’s a big rainstorm oh wow they said there’s going to be like really bad wind too [ __ ] like you hear the I was like I was like being inside for those yeah I don’t like being outside for that I like being outside for that If it’s warm but I don’t you know I don’t really like being cold and it’s like winter rain not summer rain right right love me some summerstorm but I like being inside during like a frigid Frozen winter storm I like being outside in the snow I do love Snow you gonna go in snow when it’s snows yeah I’ll try to I just walk to the Nature Park and just walk around in the froze Frozen Frozen Forest wow [ __ ] water elevator oh is this where we no this is a different pool where’s this some lapis I’ll take all the lapis for Myself no stone pickaxe is not very good at getting lapis yeah I don’t think you should try to get lapis with that it might break it and not actually work oh really okay sorry hopefully that’s not what happened this is interesting cave wonder why for me it’s Sprint and for you it’s Alt yeah I don’t know like betters there’s more underwater caves here oh there’s no way I’m going down there that’s too scary yeah seriously I’m gonna Drown that’s a cold cruel death down in Davey Jones Locker oh gravel gra gravel gravel why can’t I go down down oh wait down there’s a Lapis here oh dep ding ding Ding there’s another little piece right here more lapis go oh oh break Oh no just a fer just a uh I’m going to just heat up some water real quick to fr tea okay I love tea I love Hot scald scalding tea I like scalding must scald me scald my soul oh My friend Matt gave me a steak like he cooked a couple steaks and we only ate one between the three of us so we gave you the whole other Oney oh that’s cool had half of it last night had the other half this I’m going to have to uh prostitute Myself to uh to some internship uh advanced placement per people there’s like an internship Fair like an a zoom internship Fair on Tuesday a zoom internship Fair yeah I don’t really understand how it’s going to work because I wasn’t really paying attention when they explained it figured like yeah I’ll Figure it out when it happens I’ll just have to like [ __ ] myself around and be like hey I think I’d be such a good candidate for you how are you g to do that on Zoom though no it’ll more just be like hey so what’s your uh what’s your program About more for my learning but I’ll try to you know try to like trim my beard and be like professional and bright bright eyed and professional try to actually get some sleep the night before now that my toes fixed by two biggest priorities like School whatever school’s going to happen school’s going To kind of take care of itself what I need to do is just [ __ ] exercise more and sleep more that’s it I’ve been I’ve been saying that to myself all day a little more exercise a little more sleep well probably a lot more a lot more of each but let’s start with a Little bit just a little of each and then everything else will be fine everything else will work out we’ll do it let’s do it B we we’ll do it yay yay all right I’m back tea is fresh it’s good where you at I thought I saw you just falling I see You wow so much digging you’ve done I think can tell what’s the work of you what’s the work of nature uh all that nature helped yeah I think so some more iron in here oh Redstone behind here too what was that this is the stone that it’s embedded in is it Always oh it’s copper yeah I think you’re doing copper sad oh sad why am I like this cop egg I can ride this you like eggs sometimes you spell AEG Oh no you’re getting shot put Shield up where is it see you [ __ ] I see him oh I see him you [ __ ] that was very rude Mr skeleton not nice you’re not being polite how rude what was the last time you think someone said how rude in Earnest uh I feel like old lady say that yeah yeah oh I am able to harvest lapis or mine lapis without breaking it oh that’s Good I see skies of blue red roses too oh that is not you that is creeper oh skeleton over there too okay though that’s in Minecraft that’s not a real that Thunder was definitely a MyCraft surprised we can hear it down here yeah oh [ __ ] I think there are a bunch of edge Lords who made a whole Minecraft palace was talk about Black Stone and lava to Super Metal probably uh I don’t think I can mine this okay there is a lot of lava over here what is uh does that mean anything or is that something we can use it’s Just uh scary to be next to Lava just a hazard yeah Hazard yeah y don’t see any diamonds or anything creeper okay ah I just put my shield up I was like I don’t want to deal with this right now man this cave is huge I like looking back and seeing all torches just winding winding its way up winding their way up yeah it’s pretty big what you getting girl Redstone there you Go oh [ __ ] that was a creeper ah oh that almost [ __ ] my ass up holy [ __ ] you okay yeah I need to heal I’ll try to protect you I gotta find you first I’m above you hello hello when you ate the bread your crumbs went all over my Screen like I was in a shower of crumbs very grumbly bread it’s probably bread and you’re making no effort to not just spew crumbs in my direction what do you mean I just they went all over my face can’t believe that I know it’s not your fault I don’t think I can mind This I haven’t died yet that’s good something it’s a little danger being all the way up here like this yeah really maybe we should go down again I don’t want to get knocked down oh I get knocked down and I get up again never me down [ __ ] even is that Song is that like pot Punk like what is this supposed to be I guess so [ __ ] my field supervisor says it needs to listen to like the Cure and that’s what he said well she is a woman thank you very much what just because the supervis you automatically assume it’s a Man wow I assum was a man because he was telling you what kind of music to listen to oh well no she didn’t she didn’t like tell me as much as like she mentioned the Cure and I said something like oh yeah I’ve been meaning to like check out More Punk and like Proto Punk and so she recommended things like the Cure she was very you know not uh not trying to make not trying to get me to do [ __ ] not like a man would mans huh stupid mans stupid mans just listen to Minecraft music and that’s it tempting my faor Waves a scary soundtrack oh yeah just had that playing all day yeah my life that is how scary I am this is how scary I am I listen to the Minecraft music that’s really scary I’m this scary oh God that oh yeah it’s coming block it yeah what is it the lava oh Nice get gotta get rid of it oh nice so smart this lava’s still here I don’t know why oh careful I got bored not going to with it oh man if I touch it oh it’s behind you watch out of the lava I did get very Close I don’t know how I could have done differently you have to go around that pillar yeah I probably should have I hear baby Zombies I hear there is iron over here who’s rattling their bones over there all right this lava’s gone ow oh are you [ __ ] yeah go for it he has an enchanted [ __ ] bow [ __ ] you gave me four arrows that’s pretty good maybe two maybe already had two what’s that Redstone Yeah so much red stone baby zombies s so funny we’re level 44 yeah that we want to go down to 11 are we 44 yeah we’re 40 11 is where you start to see Diamond that’s what it used to be back in the day oh I see I think we went down that Way already I only play crime craft CL where you uh you try to Envision the best biggest Heist Heist on what bank rob the bank huh the villagers uh no just like the [ __ ] the corpos man oh skeleton oh know where there you are nice J Diamonds oh nice diamonds double Double Diamond holy [ __ ] I will I promise I won’t touch it I know I’ll break it I’ll shatter it if I try right yeah I will not ruin your Dam all I need to drop there we go I’ll take whatever it was nothing dirt Stone yeah oh watch your back I hear a Zombie yeah I hear you for a while all right so what level is this this is 42 oh interesting negative negy yeah okay some redstone nice music I think I ran out of torches I have 16 okay I’ll use that and I have wood and we have coal oh that’s Good uh I can just make a crafting table okay shall I sure W some gravel ceilings over here uh if you give me some coal I can make some more torches I only have 10 coal okay one second get this uh I have 40 torches that’s good do you want uh I can Make more if you give me more coal okay if that is what you want sure because I’m pretty good on everything else barely use any food uh I a pile of eight that’s all I have why do I not have any Co more we haven’t gotten that much I Guess all right um here are S4 torches I’ll keep the other okay Okay did you give it to me oh there they are behind me uh I guess I’ll take this crafting table M portable where did you Bri off to I went up oh zombie Breezy bre that’s that’s you breeze on down the road e and Bree on down the road oh There’s a [ __ ] remember that remember e on down the road yeah where’s that from uh from the whts Michael Jackson singing oh right right he the yeah there’s a lot of bangers in there oh hello spoter why you on me yeah seriously I went right in front of you you [ __ ] Asole you got to be seen in green diamondo right careful with that gravel wanted to fall that’s a red stone oh well now I know if the stone pick I could have just asked you sorry okay that was a crazy experience oh for unfortunately I have a spare Oh between the the red the shiny red outfits the shiny green outfits and the shiny gold outfits in in that scene of the whz was what of your Favorites I don’t know which what would you rather wear red there you go see that wasn’t so hard I don’t know in terms of the scene no they all looked they all looked equally good yeah it’s kind of hard to pick the best one more dond yeah you Can’t really it was it they did a great looking back like they it was a cool job of like putting a sound to a color which is like a weird thing to do you know like what does green sound like I guess it sounds kind of like that yeah nice Job the gold they definitely like I was like oh yeah now we’re getting this like triumphant [ __ ] funky shiny golden music like yes I I I understood I felt it red yeah they made a little sexy little saltry little salry green that’s the hardest one like gold And red are easy like gold red has a very kind of like seductive Saucy kind of connotation devilish and uh and gold is like oh yeah bright and shiny and happy and active but green that wasn’t odd it was very like yeah it was a weird well green is like the original color For that town was the green right everybody was wearing green well it was but it was interesting the way that they sort of like abstracted from the the color for that song like red and gold I felt were like easier to do musically there’s end in here hello End hey man oh this is a big contact no I contact oh man he’s got weird purpley stuff all around him that’s cool yeah he’s purpley he has purple eyes oh what the [ __ ] is this holy [ __ ] this that a flying squid oh he’s about to die oh Yeah look at him he’s gonna die he’s dead oh oh bye buddy look at the ceiling that happen oh wow it’s so huge oh this is another big cave system oh man oh God what is this what is this kind of stone smooth b b Sal yeah what the hell does that mean I mean oh I’m scared I don’t know is that the amethyst amethyst hey amethyst yay wow we found more amethyst I love ameus it’s the most fun to mine because it’s a oh sorry it’s the most fun to mine cuz it’s so musical it is than ding ding ding oh Interesting oops threw my pickaxe that’s not good uh just so you know I can probably play for another half an hour probably find our way back then don’t want to get lost in this game nope that that won’t that won’t be great I’ve not been very strategic with these Amethyst caves like I always knock out the bottom ones I’m like a [ __ ] how do I get up there I I’ll do I’ll get I’ll get those ones up there you don’t have to get all of them I guess you want to I mean since we’re here yeah but if we don’t get Every single one it’s fine we must be perfect if I’m not perfect at Minecraft I’m a total failure oh God I have to be perfect at Minecraft perfect at everything especially Minecraft Minecraft Minecraft Minecraft Minecraft it have to be a Minecraft Master more like slime CRA How dare you do that Breezy Bri Bri breezing on down the road G Enderman is barking at us boy right oh my inventory is full got to get rid of cobblestone yeah there’s some there’s a lot of dirt and copper ore who gives a [ __ ] s musical ah the m music interesting we did it yeah M all right we’ll just save this area for another time yeah yeah it’s going to be a big Entertainer big undertaking all right Mr Enderman see you later see you which way do we go [ __ ] well there’s still torches over there so maybe we came from this way um this is a Circle got to go down right right right and then we go this way ow did you see me fall like that so B no I just heard you exclaim and go out oh there’s a little bit of IR all right we got to watch out for this Lava how do I get past this last time you went around a big pillar that I did not go around oh I don’t remember was that a different lava flow oh care I don’t think I went that way uh I’ll build some stuff little thing I think it went up and Around right there was a little risk but it worked what the [ __ ] hi hi welcome to the other side I think we can just go straight I don’t think we need to go up the waterfall cuz it was n this waterfall it was a different waterfall that we went Up you know with the way water moves when you think about it every waterfall is a new waterfall every moment wow wow is it that waterfalling went up H hop hop HP hop I think it was this water ball hop it’s like a refreshing elevator careful ah wow almost died oh my God You’re telling me to be careful almost helped [ __ ] God it’s a little tricky oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] [ __ ] oh almost died ah [ __ ] fu [ __ ] [ __ ] oh my God almost died again okay I can’t I can’t do it I can’t too hard I don’t know where to go Just uh just up but I keep falling you can do it I if I could do it you can y here you go oh my God good job we did it we made it that was so scary it was a little scary you led us to safety fearless leader y I’ll ha the Queen ah wow nice big basement so big yeah out of here chickens chicks in the distance chicks are fat holy [ __ ] yeah they’re getting fat feel like some of them are really fat huh Mega chicks oh man there’s just chicken [ __ ] and [ __ ] eggs all over your house yeah kinda Got two emeralds got eight diamonds got 18 gold throw some iron in here got a [ __ ] ton of redstone nice got a real bottle of redstone I’m going to take some of this Cobblestone off your hands oh really well yeah I’m trying to free up space for you stealing that’s not stealing I’m Helping I just leave it there and deight de I am not a cook well I’m not it I’m not a cork I’m not a Croc you’re not wearing Crocs no not today I’m not wearing my Crocs what you do have Crocs yeah I told you I got for Christmas oh Right my platform crops crocodiles bucket where do you want the block of amethyst I guess you’ll be probably reorganizing stuff soon yeah which I will definitely help with and with me there to be a Pac meal it will make it easier I promise I don’t [ __ ] with amethyst I don’t [ __ ] with Slst oh my again yeah well our adventure is over what a wonderful Adventure it was great job good good work all around it was great with uh it was great it was a great adventure we showed uh courage and tenacity and discipline discpline did a great did a great job Oh What a Beautiful home disprin yeah yes we rack we rack a we racked a disciprine but now we have a dis now we did a great we did a great job great works uh mild room is in my opinion a very honorable uh [ __ ] basement entrance now uh should I take these doors off do you want these doors no I don’t want the chickens to go down to the basement oh you don’t chicken oh no said that uh uh what chick like to eat where chicken like to eat seeds I’ll get him I’ll get him Back what did I just say to you chicks chck them I said don’t go down there and was the first thing you do you go down there there Bad Chick Bad Chick Bad Chick them bad I like how the Sheep’s been in in the tree the whole time he’s been Stuck up there hi chick hi let’s be friends come here buddy a you’re so cute do you like seeds they do like seeds okay buddy they nice to see you ah what a productive day uh I helped you uh pave your basement walls well not pave I helped You finish your basement walls and I uh did some of my own basement and uh we got a whole [ __ ] down of redstone and stuff yes doggy yes this basement kind of feels like a thing yes well I haven’t even started my house yet this basement already feels like my home you’re a Basement Well for now I am a basement dweller but soon I will have a real home and it will seem much more Grand only took us like 10 minutes you [ __ ] I got added to a group called Rose City Justice what does that mean well I mean I assume I there was a whole like racial Justice thing called Road City Justice in 2020 oh no but then I just got like it’s Not 2020 anymore so I just I don’t know like I guess I’ll leave I guess I’ll leave this someone added you to a girl when you just immediately gonna leave the group well I think I was part of the Facebook group but then they added me to like the messenging group oh No and that’s uh that’s not what I’m that’s not what I’m here for you that hit in 2020 please oh [ __ ] yeah Minecraft oh what the [ __ ] did that [ __ ] up my [ __ ] no oh my gosh it didn’t oh my gash gash oh my g- a s gash oh my gosh oh my Gosh ah that was good uh my base could use just maybe another torch or two how about a torch over here and then don’t need you we’ll just have another torch over torch over here yeah yo it’s so funny how The Sopranos people would say [ __ ] she’s a haa ha she You gotta say like that from now on it doesn’t sound like the word it really doesn’t sound like the word [ __ ] it like starts to lose its meaning kind of It kind of sounds like it but like I feel like mostly it doesn’t it’s just like it sounds like You’re saying a different word now H it sounds like you’re saying like a [ __ ] Chinese word h h she’s a h what is that well just that’s what it sounds like like H H she’s a h that’s what it sounds like to me it doesn’t sound like you’re saying [ __ ] [ __ ] Well I their culture oh God the P bed bed there’s two of them oh [ __ ] I got to run to my house ah move sheep you [ __ ] ow they’re after you Bri the dragons [ __ ] it’s morning too I can’t even sleep I don’t think I can’t sleep It’s [ __ ] morning oh man why you coming after me in [ __ ] morning you idiots wa you didn’t get the news it was about to be morning you didn’t set your uh [ __ ] Samsung alarm you dumb [ __ ] where are they [ __ ] ggens I’ll [ __ ] kill him I’ll kill him relax oh my God it’s Okay let it go let it go burn [ __ ] burn burn oh my God so much rage where’s all this rage come from because they’re evil and they disturb me my P they died wait one’s still alive I just okay are you killing them or are they just dying in the sun no they’re Just dying nice’s a look how many animals I have in my Foreigner so many holy [ __ ] you’re the you’re the queen of the aminals am it’s a nice thing to be still to finish my St have a bunch of nice so finish your stable said mhm oh Then you will be Queen of the nice animals I need to we need to find a swamp so I can get my [ __ ] leads the merchant is gone oh yeah the leads do you regret not taking his life I mean would have solved my problem very Sorry is that like [ __ ] blocking what I did [ __ ] blocking block broling broccoli Point yes blockling I do blockling [ __ ] [ __ ] around these stone bricks blockling well that that means you have to go on a solo Venture wait why I forgot what we were talking about to find a swamp so you can Kill some slimes and why do I want that why I want do that because that’s how you make the leads you need a slime ball oh uh yeah I’m down for that Adventure so it’s got to be solo yes it does not yes I did Not I did not hit her I did not cuz you let me kill the merchant oh I see I’m start finally starting to put it together together uh Fair noted but we can still go together I want just think of the fun times we shall have can’t handle It you can’t can’t handle a solo Venture uh well yeah that’s probably accurate too much of the dying ding I’m starting to feel the Minecraft like got to finish just this part just got to finish this part of the basement and then I can be done for the night Just got to finish this one part and I I just need to do one more thing just one more do one more thing just one more thing I feel it I’m fing it I’m felling I’m F this move cow you [ __ ] [ __ ] I’m feeling it feeling it what’s that some [ __ ] some roots Or something all right let’s see uh Stone pretty good on the stone you know I don’t yeah yeah you know you know that’s probably what I’m going to do I don’t know how I’m going to lay out this basement but I like where it’s going so far it’s very plain it’s minimalistic my My bed is down here but soon I’ll have a whole house and it would be mine it would be mine house my mine house yeah it would be my first real Minecraft house it’ll be two stories I’ll make it I’ll try to make it good that’s cute yeah might be Cool might be pretty cute pretty is there a Minecraft episode of South Park oh I’m sure there is is but I haven’t gotten that far yet Minecraft version of I mean episode in Adventure Time that it was pretty cute that sounds cute it sounds good should watch aure Time it’s a good show yeah yeah I could enjoy that I have a bad association with it I was in like kind of a bad place when I watched it yeah I was just in kind of a bad place when I watched it Back in uh when I was like 19 oh no yeah so developing a good association with it would is something I wouldn’t object you okay could be persuaded uh yes let’s uh let’s keep that on the um yeah let me uh I’m going to sign out I’m going to no don’t say Know don’t be sad baby I have to I have to go do awesome things like uh read my fun book and yoga and sleep those are great things yeah sleep I’m excited to sleep can’t sleep can play M I want to have healthy balance just have a balance seeking the healthy balance Forever for years oh years and years at is well not this this is fine this is he the BS but here’s you know prior izing everything before my sleep and my baj poor baji I always BR sleep that’s good everything you’re very consistent ah I love Te uh I’m almost done with the third book of the of these Forgotten Realms Parts where of this this forgotten realm section where um the gods are trapped in the Mortal PLS uh night uh midnight is in Miracles real the realm of the dead and there’s a [ __ ] wall of human of bodies that’s just like it’s like [ __ ] 50 feet high and it’s just made of just wriggling human bodies the faithless like if you don’t believe in any Gods when you die takes you and uses your body to to reinforce his Wall oh nice yeah I think I think all I think she said all their skin was gone like they were all red I think I don’t remember but yeah just like a wriggling wall of flesh crazy that’s good [ __ ] and it just smells like Rotting Flesh all the time like she can’t like She hasn’t eaten in days but she’ like know she can’t keep any food down like even if there was food she knew she wouldn’t be is girl what oh she’s like uh she’s special she’s uh M when the the goddess of magic Mist you know mistra When mistra uh came to Earth she like chose midnight to be her Avatar um for like to to get like some of her powers like she I don’t think she actually chose an avatar she just like was able to manifest her form and then she got destroyed hel Helm destroyed like M was Trying to get back into the Realms so she’s climbing up the staircase and Helm’s like no no bro you’re not you guys aren’t allowed to come in he’s uh ao’s mad at you and she says no I’m gonna come in anyway so she tries to Fight Helm and Helm kills her oh and uh but uh midnight had like a Shard of her or something and so then when mistra dies like part of her spirit goes in The Shard or something midnight can like use magic without Spell components for memorizing the spell so she’s like the Best mage ever damn she was able to cash uh a dimension door and then immediately after cast a prismatic sphere which is normally a combin feet of magic too powerful for any normal Mage okay charismatic sphere is a highly Advanced wizard Wizardry spell oh it is not everyday that one sees such magical Prowess isn’t it obvious that I know what I’m talking about yeah I am very knowledgeable in AR if you know what I mean oh my God how do you know all this stuff Alpha nerd knows he studied the ways of both spell and sword [ __ ] Nice that that is that is a funny voice voice and it evokes a sort of nerdy archetype but also like it’s kind of mean to somebody who has speech impediment like that is that really speech impediment that talk like that yeah that’s just your voice oh yeah That’s a I think that’s a speech impediment I mean if a list counts as a speech impediment then I think that does I have lips lips you have lips yeah nice lips nice lips toots that that Dame has got Gams she’s got Gams Gams are titty Titties is that what Gams are I thought Gams were legs oh Gams are legs what yeah that’s funny these mamory Gams I don’t know what Gams are no Dames D all Dames got Gams well I guess I mean but if Gams the legs then everybody’s got Gams unless they got no Legs some people don’t it is legs Gams or legs yeah that’s such weird slang take a Gand with those Gams guess back then you know that’s all they had um interesting you couldn’t show anything else you could only show like a little bit of your leg that’s fair yeah You didn’t have like cleavage which is interesting because like Victorian style had like tons of cleavage what I guess that was England whereas like America was more puritanical after a certain point maybe I don’t know Victorian fashion showed a lot of cleavage but that was like not America G no weren’t they covered though I thought there was I don’t know what I’m thinking of maybe Victorian is not the I’m thinking of titties out the titties out era yeah I don’t think titties out era except for like right now thought I thought there was I thought there was Like a maybe it wasn’t England maybe it was like French I’ve definitely seen like old dresses was like a surprising amount of titty being displayed maybe they were prostitutes oh maybe there are other reasons to show titty besides for the male gays like um what your titties breathe a Little bit oh yeah let the titties breathe uh just fun just let the titties out a little bit like d like is it hot if you’re wearing like like if a guy’s wearing a t-shirt and a girl’s wearing a t-shirt is and the girl has big tits is She like automatically hotter like do you get more like body temperature because your titties like aren’t breathing through a cavage squat the titties will they get like the under boob sweat I guess so I guess oh that’s fair that’s fair yeah that’s a good point more body fat you so more Body fat and yeah there’s like under under underhang like you you have big enough titties there’s like heavy it’s heavy yeah if you have like really heavy dense ass titties that’s that’s a hard life yeah that’s that is a hard life yeah oh man yeah it is a it is a Blessing being of relatively average and Able Body tape I don’t have giant [ __ ] titties weighing me down I have a giant gut like that’s hard that’s a hard life giant titties weighing you down in life y you down forward like not the weight isn’t even like distributed An ergonomic way like it’s all forward yeah your back is like [ __ ] up cuz you’re like hunched over cuz these massive titties weighing you down titties weighing you down girl those titties girl they wearing you down you don’t you don’t need them get rid of Them I tell you what we just PID me about 500 we just cut them right big ass titties breast reduction you ever want to get breast reduction surgery me yeah no I don’t need it my titties are not big pretty big sopia got it oh did she yeah like in 2020 she got Surgery yeah I mean uh tits are any bigger than yours they tend to degrade in quality like the bigger uh no nice titties that were like decup titties they don’t last long though like those are the first to go really yeah titties got saggy if they’re like dups like yeah they’ll Definitely get saggy faster it’s a it’s a mixed mixed blessing how do you know this uh I guess I don’t I’ve just like study the No it’s it’s it’s a hypothesis or it’s just like a theory just based on like my observation of like women in in Their 30s like all right if the titties are bigger like they’re starting to but that’s anecdotal because just because one woman’s starting to get a little saggy doesn’t mean that other women wouldn’t if they just whatever gen genetic or whatever cuz I like there are definitely women in their teens who have extremely Saggy tits that are like an old lady’s tits that’s that’s that is for sure that definitely exists well probably they’re really heavy yeah I I know firstand that that exists what the [ __ ] yeah what do you mean there’s a young lady that I uh had a brief encounter or two with that um Yeah when you were a teenager yeah when I was a teenager okay that’s good too well what I said that’s good to clarify just oh oh God yeah no I have never know the last time I was with a teenager was when I was 21 I would I never Never got with a teenager even when I was a teenager not so bad when you’re like a 20year old man it’s fine as long as she’s 18 I guess it was pretty it was pretty normal I mean like she I guess she was a little immature uh but yeah she was a little Immature and so an immature 18-year-old is Def you know pretty pretty close to a child oh godb but she you know she was if she wasn’t like a virgin or anything but yeah um yeah no no I’ve never there have been times when my Tinder profile is set or my my Tinder Preferences are set to like 18 to whatever but not in the last few years last few years it’s always been like 22 or over you get drink legally like that’s that’s feels like too young now yeah that’s weird not that I’m So Into drinking it’s just like that’s just A a milestone that I like I don’t want to be in your future about that yeah yeah there’s definitely guys who go for that go for that 18 to 20 range though which I don’t know people are going to do what they’re going to do but it just doesn’t seem super Healthy yeah it’s weird guys in their 30s going for the ass it’s a little weird do you know anyone like that well my old neighbor I think I told you about oh your neighbor yeah my old neighbor he doesn’t live here anymore but he was like we had a long weird conversation in Laundry room where he told me that like you know he’s I think 41 and he only ever goes for like 20 year olds oh and he never gets them like he wasn’t an attractive man so he just he says that he has like unreal standards or something and he’s like he always sets His sights on like very hot 18 20y old girls and I remember telling him like well you know uh and I was like well you know I don’t just think that’s a good strategy I don’t think it’s a great strategy uh and I was like girls who are Like hot and he was like well some of them are really mature and I said okay true but the very hot very mature ones who are that age are generally looking for a guy who looking for guys who were ahead of the curve developmentally and He was like oh now you’re coming at me with these fancy science words anyone stops listening trying to say you’re [ __ ] stupid that’s what I’m trying to say yeah maybe I I could have put it better but like what I’m saying is like a girl like a girl that age who’s like mature And very attractive like if she’s going to be dating someone it’ll her age it will probably be someone who’s like ahead of the curve developmentally whereas you’re telling me that you feel like you’re like behind the curve and you’re in your 40s so like that that’s Just like not the one to go for like those are in some way like in the dating Market that’s like the highest value type of woman one who’s like young very mature very attractive like that’s always the one who the most guys are going to be sort of like going for so Like if you don’t have attributes that make you sort of valued in the dating market like I wouldn’t recommend going for like that demographic like go for any other go for like imature he was upset that he said that no he just like didn’t understand that that’s what I was saying He was like as soon as I said curve and elementally I think his brain just turned off his brain is probably always turned off it seems like his brain is a little turned off he seemed like a weird guy too he was wearing a ball cloth on his Facebook profile I think I either unfriended him or unfollowed him and he would post weird [ __ ] I just like I don’t don’t even remember what I got the sense that he was like a Trumper trumpster it’s a weird it’s a weird guy for what he went by forgot like he Had a different oh Trav no he had like a Europe some kind of European name Trask his name was Trask t r a k what the [ __ ] yeah he had like a weird like just take my contacts out weird like almost like Swedish sounding last name TR Like wor I put my things away I did my dises I wash my hands it’s a fun nice day of Minecraft get some nice uh mining mining mining I put uh my basement is almost finished that’s great I’ll of course need uh some dark wood to put in there But yeah we got to get that that’ll be a fun adventure you’re saying we you think we need diamond in order to uh fight the Mansion oh I don’t know I never fought them but I know there’s a lot of guys in there and they all have like crossbows And like [ __ ] crazy [ __ ] now if we bring a bow if we each bring a bow and we each wear Shield we could do like you know one person blocks arrows and the some shoots from behind that could be good Strat what if we breed a lot of dogs and Then we like bring all dogs with us I’m down I mean [ __ ] that would be crazy yeah it’s like all right dogs we birthed you now go die for us go die for our honor yeah we could be shooting it’s it’s doable I will uh since we got some more Iron since we we’ve been getting a good amount of iron I I would use I would kit myself out like a full suit for that yeah and yeah I think we could think we could do it we can do anything yay you want to make like a diamond Sword maybe like you can you can wield the diamond sword yeah we can make a diamond sword we destroy all right pretty well my um yeah all my things are done I put my TV away and I put the things over on the things and the yeah I did things we did things Together yay y okay B so yeah I’ll go um start getting ready for bed okay okay it was nice to play with you nice to play with you too nice do a bunch of homework and um maybe we can hang out some this weekend uh okay Okay bab I’ll talk to you later then we talk about it okay bye okay have a good night good Night all right just want to finish this real quick do I have anything in here should probably end it I could just do this off stream that looks cool though look at that all right good night Video Information
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