Ultimate Survival: Minecraft Arctic Adventure!

hello. I have spawned in the middle of the literal Himalayas and I have 4 minutes to find a source of heat before I freeze to death. the problem is I made my whole Minecraft world a freezing cold wasteland, and then I added a temperature mod that kills me if I get too cold. why did I do this. there’s also a limited lives mod so that every time I die I lose half a heart of Health permanently but that still wasn’t hard enough, so I added a mod that makes all hostile mobs 10 times worse. they can sniff you out, hear you eating from miles away, and see your light sources and come to investigate. um and then I made all Minecraft villages populated with these mobs. also I never play Survival Minecraft. [Music] so basically what I want to do in this series is something I have never done before in Minecraft do an epic building project because you know I thought there’s all these other YouTubers that are like I want to survive for a 100 days.. and I’m like well you know I probably won’t be able to do that . however you know what I can do- well actually I can’t build either… lava!! oh my gosh please please yes perfect- I’m kind of overheating. it is nearly noon and I haven’t got anything. well I need trees there are no trees that I can see. oh no, this is kind of a problem how am I meant to get iron for buckets to get the lava so I can- oh no. trees anyone? I should have used my grace period for getting trees and I’ve wasted all of it- no I have 25 seconds 25 seconds to find a tree before I start freezing to death. trees oh my gosh please I can’t die I’m not ready Mr Stark. please if I can oh my gosh please please please… why didn’t I get that like tree cutting mod?? oh I didn’t even think if there’s a way back up the side of the mountain. no I ran out of food. where am I meant to get food from I can’t go to the Village D: come on you can make it. don’t fall in the lava. I need to make a wooden pickaxe I would just make my house you know on the floor like a normal person but then I thought the problem is is that if I like eat a singular thing or place a singular block all the mobs will discover me and eat me to death then I thought what if I made my house… hanging?? I know right epic idea. so I’ll be like a bird, unreachable. and all the mobs will be like no no I can’t reach you, and I’ll be like nyahaha >:) what do you think I think it’s a great idea although there is a slight problem with this building project I want to do and that problem is that- am I overheating? oh my gosh I’m overheating no no please. the main problem with my goal of this series is that I have never built anything better than a dirt Hut and I’ve been playing Minecraft since 2013 you know back when Paulsoaresjr was doing his Man versus Minecraft series, I used to roleplay being a villager and I’d get a villager skin from, from- minecraftskins.net and then I’d badly edit a wig on to it and then I’d take over one of their houses and live in it… and kick them out to die. uh so yeah anyway what was I talking about?? I can’t be too hot cuz then I’ll start fainting but then I can’t be too cold because I’ll freeze to death. like suck it up. um now I need to make a bucket so I can scroobble up this lava and take it with me. a lava kidnap if you will. I don’t have any coal D: watch this- waaWAAWAAAA- uh I think I’m freezing to death no I don’t have any coal!! I was too busy doing a cinematic shot no I have made a huge mistake I’m not going to make it anything no please please please oh my gosh… okay. I’m currently on half a heart and actually now that I think about it part of the mod description, said mobs are attracted to light. and I’m stood by light source. because it is my source of life. so if I die right now I’m going to die and lose everything um my plan for now is just to build a little like hidey hole for the night time but I really need this bucket yes I have enough for a bucket. okay then I have to tower up to there with half a heart. okay maybe I’m going to make a chest first okay this is like the most- oh how pretty- most dangerous mission I will ever do. oh my goshpls- NO please leave me alone!! leave me alone… leave me alone. oh my gosh no why are they doing this to me no no please I just need to get the lava I just need the lava I need the lava please how am I meant to get back down now?? okay if I mine down uh what if I like mine down too far and then forget that I didn’t put a block under me… oh my gosh no I can hear them all around me. okay this is the plan. I’m going to put the lava there. I got it halfway down the mountain. oh no please don’t shoot me NOOOO oh no please please stop no don’t shoot flaming arrows at me D: *scary groan* what the heck was that? um? did I forget to uninstall one of my horror mods?? I’m currently stuck on a tiny platform above lava with half a heart and no food um and if I die then I will lose half a heart permanently. so I really do not want to die. help if I can- don’t do it don’t do it… why did I do this I guess I’ll just stare at the Aurora Borearalamais in sorrow. please hurry up maybe I can like telepathically drag the moon down like gru. it didn’t work. is my crafting table actually on fire right now?? I need that!! STOP. did- don’t tell me the lava went inside my base oh my gosh no it can’t go inside my base cuz my chest is in there and if my chest burns all my items will burn then I will have nothing!!! how am I going to get food on half a heart?? I need to grab this lava… and carefully descend down the mountain using these blocks. can I survive that drop? yes. OOUGH. wait- is that a ruined portal?:O yes!! oh my gosh yes!!!! here- no no you can’t do this to me. hello?? yes!! who’s the murderer now??>:D me. the answer is me. oh my gosh finally 😀 um actually what are the alternate food sources in Minecraft?? you know there’s meat that comes from cows and pigs and everything.. but I got rid of all of… them. what am I need to do about that any any advice in the comments uh I think I need to go to the Village. but to do that I have to actually get food to start with. because otherwise I just die instantly. I will have to get a shield which you make like… that? yes perfect. if I could make like half gold half iron boots. well I have a sword… and I have a shield. so I’m going to gather all of my things and I’m going to make a desperate Run for the trees. apples!! apples fall off trees. but is it only oak trees or is it spruce trees… berries? i know there’s glowberries but I have to go into a cave to get that and I don’t think I would actually survive. oh my gosh that was nearly like a huge fall… *gasp of horror* you’re joking. me stuff!!! no.. it all just flew down the mountain in a large epic pile but it wasn’t an epic pile at all it was a sad pile. and I just lost half a heart of Health permanently no D: I forgot powdered snow was a thing- no no I can’t die. I can’t die like this. please. I hate mountains how do I- I’m about to lose another half a heart!!! how do I tell what’s powdered snow and what’s not powdered snow?? are you powdered snow? okay you are safe. powdered snow has a different texture that whole thing is powdered snow!!! around here? yes I see it I see my stuff please please I can’t lose all my stuff I’ll quit. I’ll rage quit. where’s the rest of it? oh there’s some here there’s my lava okay I think that’s everything. phew- that was nearly a huge disaster. please let apples drop from normal trees I have to at least build a house this episode I have to actually do something I have to accomplish my goal. otherwise I’ll be like known as the not goal accomplisher forever. and that cannot be. please don’t tell me the sun’s setting already. that can’t be happening- oh my gosh it’s happening please give me apples please I can’t starve to death. I’m already down half a heart give them to me >:( are you seriously not going to drop a singular Apple??? I hope you never grow again. I have to like make a little pathetic house in the side of a mountain for the second time :'( okay you can’t freeze to death- please I’m not freezing to death. look. I’m I’m literally right next to lava why are you not warming up??? I’m in the lava. come on please you’ve got to be kidding me you’ve got to be kidding mEE!!! NOIUUGUHH!!!! how am I meant to get back all the way over there in the dark?? no my stuff I have nothing why weren’t you warming?? I hate you. I hate you. I hate Minecraft, and I hate ice, and I hate the cold, and I hate all of it. I have to regain my honor. come on please I do not have time for you right now I can’t end up like Philza!!! leave me alone baby zombie. yes I’m nearly there come on please!! no!! why is this so difficult… it’s working now why didn’t it work last time I just lost a whole heart for nothing >:( what the heck is that noise?? just turn that down a bit so you can actually hear me over the growls of 5,000 zombies. how am I meant to build a house in these conditions mining iron do do do mining iron do do do I am mining the iron bowbowbow I am mining the iron bowbowbow well I would be mining the iron if it actually spawned. I need more torches I need another pickaxe there’s just so much to do… okay well if I just keep mining you know something should spawn eventually. and by something I mean Iron hopefully not like the cave dweller or the night dweller or the cave dweller 2.0 or the reskinned cave dweller or the cave dweller improved or the cave dweller but it’s not the cave dweller- surviving 100 days but I have to strip mine the whole time that would actually be my worst nightmare. there’s so much iron that I could have got on the surface but no what did I do?? I left it all, because I was too busy admiring the Aurora borealarmanist- actually I can make two furnaces for optimal okay can you like stop I’m trying to talk here I’m trying to narrate and you’re just going ARAORAUOG. cuz I was thinking if I get all the materials ready for building the house then I can just like go to where I want to build the house and then it will be perfect how the heck am I meant to make 20 barrels I can i like sneakiy break the leaves so that they die yes I am so smart- you’re joking. no please- NOOO get away!!! HOUGH gelourgh and I’m going to make a secret staircase up this way and I’m free!! no I don’t have it in me to do all of this I’m just a poor little person trying to survive. I think… life is too hard. okay I have to Google the food sources in Minecraft that are not um meat one second *intense typing* except the problem is even stuff like cake and milk I can’t get because the recipe for cake as you can see requires milk and eggs which only drop from animals which- I deleted all of them. potatoes pumpkin pie how did I not think of that before because it requires eggs is there no other way to get an egg and mushroom stew!!! how did I not think of mushroom stew before!! mushrooms- mushrooms over there!! perfect 😀 you know what is not perfect? me dying in powdered snow. no no please no- I can’t die again. no HOOOOGH I think I just burned all my stuff in lava. I think I just burned all my stuff in LAVAAAAA. why did I do that. WHY!!!! this is what happens when you don’t play Survival Minecraft for 10 years and then make it as hard as possible on your first ever play through no I heard all my stuff burn. did you hear all my stuff burn?? I bet you heard it burn. because it did burn!!! no I’m such an idiot I can feel the tears welling up… I had- I don’t know I don’t know what I had because I have the worst memory ever I’m like Dory if she was a human. D: no Even My Bucket!!! my bucket would have burned… no no it wasn’t even a momentary lapse of judgment it was like the hugest lapses of judgment to ever exist. I need to quickly get enough stuff to make a bucket. snow fox!! oh my gosh that’s so cute and pretty. and I can see by the immense forest fire over there where my stuff all was oh my gosh I’ve actually burned down half the entire forest. there’s nothing. there’s nothing, because I burned it all!!! just block that up in sadness and I still have not got any food at all… I do have food!! I have wheat food finally I won’t die every 2 seconds cuz there’s no way for me to regen… armour and food, I did it I did it!! no but my shield burned my shield didn’t burn because I put it in the chest yes yes!!! great that weird creature is back again. what if I do it back in your ear?? ehauerhaiufdhgiudgh yeah you stopped now haven’t you because you don’t like it either do you? no. well think that feel to be me, stuck in a little cave like Gollum, freezing to death, dying every two seconds because of mobs like YOU. you make it so- doooo doododooo. so it just took me 40 minutes of intense math- but I think I have worked out how many of each block I need. in total 410 blocks 366243759835324 blocks and glass blocks and a bed. I’m not sure how I’m going to get most of that. this is the plan I am going to make a Mad Dash across this mountain if I use this dirt to go down- grab. perfect. time to floor is lava across here. come on I’m nearly there- please I just have to make it before the sun sets. under here is where my house will be. okay I’m nearly there- look at those colors… wAAAA- are you joking .I need to go up there by mining into the wall. where am I- oh hello! okay that means I’m at the perfect level for where I want my house to be. put some torches down my heater in the corner. home sweet home… for now. I thought I was for sure going to die on the way here. well actually I nearly did, multiple times… but you know. so my house um will be like hanging underneath here like a little box but it will be facing that way with the back of the space so the side will be this way and then there’ll be like a ladder connecting it to the top of that Spike and then if I want to go into my house I can just climb the top of the spike go down the ladder and into my house. amazing ikr and then in here there’ll be like a water elevator going down but then to do that I need Soul Sand don’t tell me I used all of my farm dirt!!! no… what have I done. I’m going to starve D: I bet you have dirt don’t you >:) no you don’t! okay my bad. you are not dirt. and I have like a snow carpet. a snarpet if you will. okay well I guess I’ll starve then. mmmm yes listen to that the amazing sound of my enemies dying ah just what I like to hear in the morning 🙂 it’s like ASMR but for villains I need to get rid of that skeleton. I know I can do an epic maneuver it’s called baiting him. tada!! okay I’ll get a chest plate equip my shield and I’m ready… to go get some dirt. OUEGH that scared me unfortunately I have to go out here to get dirt. food!!! and look that’s where I nearly died on the platform… terrible memories. I forgot to get dirt! dert. any dirt around here?? nice and safe. and I have enough iron to make anything I could ever want!! all I need now is dirt. let’s do a dance of victory!!! I have enough iron to make a whole iron armor set!!! dodododo- okay sorry I was just overtaken by happiness and now look!! we can watch the beautiful Aurora BamaLinus any moment now I can feel it. I think it may be already here but this is blocking the view. helmet yay and then I can make iron sword iron pickaxe okay so the next thing on the to do list is invade the village um so that i can get a bed so I can set my respawn Point here. you may be thinking well why not you know just get a bed from a sheep um well I got rid of sheep too. you may be wondering why you getting sheares then? but it’s because I need leaves to decorate my house so you know. you know what the good thing is though I can easily get more wood with my new iron axe. nyaHAHAHAw perfect and my new iron sword! nyahawhaw- *witch laughs* *imitates laugh* perfect for me!! AUAHGAAAHHA- I think I’m going a little bit stir crazay :3 what can I do not much at all now that i think about it… you know what I can do I can make a little thing going from here to the thing if you know what I mean and then it will be like a thing that I can go on oh my gosh I’m so high up right now this is so scary *gasp*…… me torch so the to list for today is get dirt and wood because I need a farm like my house will be hanging down here and then on top will be a farm but the problem is is that I can’t build my house now because I need more wood. wow look at how blue and pretty the sky is. dirt!! perfect. just this part and then I’ll go back up, so I don’t freeze to death. but I’m actually really hoping is that- *gasp* oh my gosh!! I wasn’t sure if I was able to make that jump then. okay I’m going to do an epic transition here. pow!! amazing I know right B) i spent about 10 minutes doing some maths and I’ve worked out that I need in total- 152 Spruce logs because I need 300 planks to make 50 Spruce trap doors which means I need five- so in total I need 152 logs. so I’m going to be in my deforestation era at least that will cause some global warming. imagine if Herobrine just like appears there- oh oh my gosh it’s Herobrine!! the magic of editing. I really need food though that’s my main problem because I need to go down to the lake and then break a hole in it so that I can actually get water. there’s water there maybe I don’t have to go all the way down? grab that, put my water here. does that skeleton have like an AK-47? I need to lure some zombies into my zombie catcher maybe if I pretend to be one of them they’ll approach. AOUUARGH- now that I have fully you know charged up with rotten flesh um I am going to go down the mountain and do some slayage. slayage of the villagers if you will. I’m nervous I’m actually going to go rob the village to see if they have any leather because you know, leather? I really want it. the problem is is that the mobs are incredibly smart um they have super good hearing super powerful super good sniffing and they can see you from miles away I had a little think about it while I was waiting for my crops to grow. what if I dug underneath The Village like an intrudinous worm?? um so basically what i need to do is come up into their houses steal all their stuff and then go back down the tunnel they won’t even notice that i’m there >:) so yes I think that’s a pretty genius idea from me. i’m going to add the sound effect where it’s like didididi- that’s what will be here. I’ve already planned it out. I haven’t been so far away from my home before. I’m thinking if I just you know sneakily sneak up okay I’m going for that house oh my gosh there’s a witch there. I don’t think she’s seen me though- *gasp* there is one right there. is she looking at me?? I need all of this stuff. I’m going in. yes I did it oh my gosh I have a bed okay I need more stuff. I wonder if I could get even like the potion stand maybe. I can! yes. oh my gosh you know what come at me bro. there’s more of them!!! Gary save me. I want to get into that one so if I dig down here… i’m in my worm arc. kind of up here? okay so then if I mine- there? yes! my intrudinous worm worked!!! I need these to decorate my house with. replace the block and it’s like I was never there >:) okay so I need another house with bookshelves in it because I need books bookshelves? going once going twice? *gasp* yes!! leather!! perfect… but there’s only one leather 🙁 I will take the cauldron and the chest. WOAH- that’s epic!! the bookcases are probably in there knowing my luck. I know genius idea part two. this then simply drop down like so. *breaks ankles* if I can intrude through the roof- land on the bed… food yes!! oh my gosh can you hear them swarming? coming over cuz they heard me. I think it’s slightly too dangerous to go down there. unless my gosh Please Don’t Shoot Me Off. please don’t shoot me off- haha your aim is terrible if I do it like this then I can drop down… and ta da!! that bread was not worth it but I got the Cartographer table!! and carpet!! then I can go back up the way I came… go up here… mine this and go back up here! oh my gosh the sun’s already setting no I have to get back before the sun sets otherwise I’m literally doomed my gosh please please please please please I have to make it all the way up there!! no up there!! oh my gosh no no the sun’s nearly setting… no please just slow down slow down little bit, just please for me? do it for me? please? you’re not slowing down- you are? you are? good job I found the bread otherwise I’d be literally doomed right now because I don’t have enough food. I feel like I’m literally racing the sun no stop stop ha ha I’m catching up- no you cheated!! you glitched the Shadows!! I can’t be caught out at night it’ll be literal disaster I’ll literally die and cry- come on. please… wAoW that’s so beautiful. oh my gosh look at that I’m shivering – I don’t have time for admiring the scenery blalalallala oh I made it oh my gosh thank you well I’d say that was a pretty successful Mission I got leather I got armor I got basically everything I need yes I have the lecturn, the things, the Tulips the Lecturns, the books, oh I’ll just expand the ceiling a bit in case I get up and suffocate. Minecraft problems either get up and suffocate in the ceiling or you get up and jump straight into lava even more efficient than coffee at waking you up. so the current to-do list is get sand and build my house so you know pretty simple. um I’m freezing to death. um I am kind of nervous doing this because you know I will probably… die. in this cold sweat mod, if you go into freezing water, which that is- you basically die instantly. so you know it will be a slight problem. um I don’t even know if there’s sand under there, but I think that’s it there. unless it’s just dirt that looks kind of like sand because of the ice. I mean hopefully it’s not, but it could be. in fact it probably is. knowing my luck in this world. bonjour! time to become bald. call that a fly by haircut. um my plan is to just tunnel through the ice like Frozen. and then um that’s basically it, that’s the plan. is this sand? sand! okay so I approximately need a lot of sand. so I’ll be back when I’ve collected a lot of sand. so about um an hour later I have completely- you can’t really see through here. but I’ve completely scoured basically this entire part of the lake for sand. um but I have exactly the right amount now oh my gosh I’m never doing that again. next time I’m building like a dirt hut hanging off a dirt chain. I actually have all of the materials to start making my house finally I can’t believe how far we have have come 🙂 we have food, an amazing base… soon enough. full iron armor, iron tools, I remember just yesterday my life was so difficult. you know I was dying every two seconds from hypothermia I had literally nothing. but now… I have everything the Aurora Borealis!! well, time to get building. this will be the hardest part of all the next thing I need to do is um build the dirt platform I need to build my house on. because unfortunately I don’t have the luxury of like flying around like in the tutorial. I can hear you calling from where you are- bowwowow- oh wait I forgot to actually calculate where the platform needs to be. I see you over there… creeper. oh my gosh- I nearly walked off the side. there we go now I just need to make the grindstones. you know I’ve never actually used a grindstone in Minecraft before, and this is actually the only time- I forgot that would happen. look still provides the warmth but with none of the danger… why didn’t I think of that before. yes anyway as I was saying I have come up to the top to basically start my house. so I’m kind of nervous… I’ve never really built anything before in Minecraft. so I guess let’s get started! first I’m going to dig down here off of there my house we hang off the bottom of that. now I have to do some stuff, as in watch a tutorial… *sneeze* [Music] oh that’s how the farm works… *sigh* well I finally finished moving all this stuff. so epic transition time? I think so [Applause] I, you know, at the beginning, I was freezing, I was dying all the time, falling into powdered snow because I couldn’t tell the difference between that and normal snow, you know a lot of things have happened in this playthrough. and I feel like at the beginning I was noob extraordinaire and now I’m slightly less noob extraordinaire, um but you know not by much. and all we lost was one heart yayay!!! um although that is permanently. 🙁 but I do have a beautiful view of the Aurora borealees. ignore my freezing to death. wait I forgot to give you a tour of my house!! I was just like well bye everyone. I have a very beautiful view of the sky which was one of my main points, on the roof I have some plants, and I have bookshelves which I stole from the nearby Village, I have a furnace, cauldron I stole from The Witches, cartography table ,I’m not actually sure what this does but it was in the tutorial so I just got it in case you know I need it. um a brewing stand and then I have my Anvil my wood chest uh I have three grind stones which meant be like a little chain connecting me to the roof but I can also use them as like for disenchanting things I think that’s what they can do I have my bed crafting table and my chest of junk which I have to sort out and yeah that’s basically it so as I you know freeze to death because some reason my campfire has glitched and isn’t keeping um I will get into bed or not because I’m freezing to death, so you know I’ll just stay out here and freeze… and so next episode I’ll probably go to the nether to get leather for my heating packs um I’ll also probably evaporate immediately because of the intense heat but you know we’ll figure it out we’ll figure it out. please comment any ideas you have on how not to turn from a solid into a gas because I need literally all of the help I can possibly get thank you for watching everyone make sure you like and also subscribe to see the next episode of me boiling to death instead of freezing to death goodbye