please be patient with us as we attempt
to get the audio working for our good
friend Tim be nice thank you for your
cooperation in this time of need
need
why hello there Destiny I’m glad to hear
see that you are alive um sorry that you
don’t remember if you took your meds or
not Samurai owl black hole 50 N nberg
Angel hello as well to
you I hope everybody is doing well as we
uh prepare ourselves for the future of
this new
chalange
ladies and gentlemen boys and girls
welcome to I can’t punch I can’t Mo what
oh I can’t do anything I can’t punch for
some reason but welcome to another
exciting
Adventure in chill is something or
other I hope you all are doing well I
hope oh you know I think I think I got
this in the wrong space hold
on there we go H there we go wooo it was
welcome to
chw ah four pills three pills that’s a
lot of pills hope you guys are doing
fantastic well and amazing on this
fantast there you go fantastic and
amazing
day ah today we’re going to be doing a
little bit of something new where we’re
they’re going to be doing we’re on a
raft and as you see there is no land
anywhere around us but we have things in
our our in these chests so there’s Tim
what oh okay I just fell and he’s
already fallen off the raft he’s already
fallen
I’ve already I’ve already I’ve already
fallen off the
raft hi Hi how are you
fantastic was you getting ready to say
the same thing
no
oh I I can’t punch for some
reason thanks thanks for what can can
you can you left click you can ow yeah
yes you can I just smacked you in the
face
weird maybe it’s my mouse let me try a
different Mouse nope it’s not my mouse
H okay so in these barrels so you can
have that Barrel over there cuz I just
opened this one in these barrels we have
right some
treats I I I see I see we so so we got a
fishing rod we have some dirt we have
sapling Wheats and a few
Foods so M the the goal of this is hello
Amy is hello hello the goal of this
check the settings well I I can I can
actually pick stuff up so that’s good
that’s
good so I can left I can’t left click I
just can’t
punch come here I can’t punch that’s so
odd what did you do my computer punch
hey ailia woohoo I don’t
know okay all right hold on I I want to
go to the be right back
screen okay you’re talking to
people yeah
yep yeah you go ahead and fish that’s
that’s the can you still hear
me oh okay good cuz
I you know what that’s good cuz I use
the mic more than anything
else
you know
it um uh you can’t
eat you know what it counts or can you
eat those yeah you can eat
them oh okay let’s try this so so really
what we’re going to do today is we’re
going to kind of
chill catch some fish catch some what’s
wrong with your server
nothing’s wrong with it one of those
stupid things what’s wrong with your
skill I caught a caught
already what oh okay look at that fish
out there he’s swimming on top of the
water you see him he’s a hacker fish we
should go it’s about it’s almost dark
time what what we just started and it’s
almost night time well if somebody
didn’t take
forever what are you talking about I
don’t know I’m going to go get that fish
yeah all right good luck
there there are monsters out
there uh really there’s not really
monsters out there he doesn’t know that
he’s gone
now he’s a ghostfish seriously is there
monsters did you put mods on here is
there monsters am I going to ever tell
you that
no all right so so at the moment there
are some fishing mods but there’s no
monster
mods okay all right cool nice to know
nice to know you should put out the
beautiful out here isn’t it you know
that’s a good idea I I’m going to it is
you know what it is very nice oh oh I
need to turn my shaders on oh I don’t
have shaders on I forgot to install
shaders on this oh
no be wear the craen dude I caught
another stupid clown fish they’re
tropical
fishies okay so black hole 50 is giving
us so many great
ideas okay um CL uh they jelly fish
luminous shrimp
mackerel these aren’t regular
fish
oh is this part of your mod that you
installed yeah I I did and apparently
the resource pack found an ordinary
Macer that looks like a clown fish
that’s nice yeah that’s lovely F you
planted your sapling I did maybe I
should uh I should do the same you know
what then we mine over here
Bo okay so I I just been down and placed
this dirt here and I looked up and I saw
that sapling and I totally thought it
was a
creeper so okay so so our goal for this
stream really is we’re going to try to
get 1,000
fish but also we’re just going to chat
we got I have questions for Tim and and
Tim I I assume has at least like one
question for for me so like uh yeah okay
first question what do we do when
there’s a drown right here punch him in
the
face can I get him up in the boat come
on get up here
buddy
no fish we’re just going to fish every
time the Bell Rings a dolphin gets its
wings that’s
right all right all right what happens
if I break my my fishing rod uh then
we’re in big trouble
okay I shouldn’t have done that with the
with the drown then
got we we got some string o I got some
leather
ooh we’re going to be we’re going to be
wearing leather in no time all
right hey Kai how you
doing sorry you said you had questions I
also I also have a bunch of questions uh
for for you as well as for the chat and
uh yeah I’m excited to uh their answers
and hear your questions too okay all
right so I’m going to I’m going to
restart log back in because not being
able to left click is going to cause us
a lot of
problems okay okay sounds good I I can’t
break chat my first question then all
right all right all right I’m I’ll I’ll
be right
back all right cool
cool
all right sorry about this everybody
just a little quick restart I don’t know
for a second I thought I threw my pole
in the water too that was kind of weird
school’s been crazy busy Kai I
understand that’s okay we get it school
is is like that school school will be
crazy so let me restart the relog back
in real
quick let’s see what kind of trouble Tim
is getting himself
into oh oh that’s not good I
still that that’s really bad and I still
can’t left
click what is wrong with your your
server with all these these clown fish
and these did you just get hit I did oh
man we’re we’re in trouble this is
really bad um you know what there is
some wool right here maybe we should
grab this
yeah I’ll punch it I can’t punch it you
see the time we’re young and you had a
crush and you saw
the do we have a do we have one player
sleeve uh
no okay ow where did that come from I’m
going to have to destroy our I’m going
to have to destroy our raft to get wood
oh there he is ow holy smokes this guy
hits hard all right
hi oh no no no I had to go down in the
water to get wood oh no oh get back this
this is the least chill stream
ever yeah this is supposed to be chill
and now we’re hiding from the Dr it’s
trying to murder us and I can’t even do
anything about
it you can’t do nothing you’re useless I
am I I feel super
useless b b b for me and a bed for you
what I just crafted two where’d it go
dude some wrong with your server I swear
okay it’s back in my
inventory oh there’s monsters nearby oh
no oh my gosh what are we
doing all right you know what you know
it’s it’s all right it’s all right we
just going it’s fine yeah we’re just
going to we’re just going to hide from
the guy yeah and we’re just going to
fish all right chat I’m just I’m going
to I’m going to okay well he’s probably
going to kill
me
okay I’m just going to go into my key
binds and reset all the
keys ah there Amy’s laughing at me why
is why is Amy laughing at me I I didn’t
change my keybinds but resetting them
helped so now now I’m reset so now I can
actually punch things even though
I get out of here well that’s good yeah
I just I just hit reset I didn’t
actually do
anything
I I don’t remember all these Dr oh great
this is just getting better and
better yeah now it’s
raining all right you know what fishing
as soon as we get to 1,000 fish jeez
okay okay no we’re
fine all right so what question did you
ask chat while while I was
gone oh I asked them what their favorite
biome was favorite biome all right yeah
that’s a that’s a good one what yeah
what about you what’s your favorite
um I I think I think uh the the the
planes actually are my
favorite oh that’s exactly what I said
yeah okay yeah just cuz it’s it’s really
good and easy to to build in hey Lily
welcome to the stream of Everything Is
Broken hey yeah
everything’s yeah said she likes the the
M Ro
okay mangr that’s not bad that’s pretty
good one so I’m hoping eventually so I
do have a mod in here that will chill
it’s not a it’s not a mod that chill but
this is like the least chill mod
ever I
know and dude I I have I have I have
something to tell you surrounded what
this this is an easy
mode oh gosh
well I sure hope at least one of us
snags a fishing hole at some point
because U mine’s like half durability
okay this is not easy
mode no this is definitely not easy mode
okay so how how much I have I got one
piece of string so if we get some extra
string okay you know what oh I need that
back we that back man that lightning is
just everywhere yeah I got I got to turn
Down The Sounds here
cuz these sounds are getting
crazy there we
go there we go that that’s a little bit
more manageable now I can actually go
ahead talk to me how you doing uh
testing 1 two three ah perfect you
should put me I should have put mending
on on these fishing rods but I didn’t
because I’m smart like that so Tim I had
a question for you um this ooh I got a
nautilus shot that’s that’s good and
useful that’s cool I got T of Everything
Is Awesome everything is broken yeah um
so this everything is broken this
question actually comes from uh
opilia okay um and and her question
reads as this what on Earth is a turtle
mastering
potion okay so funny thing uh I have
never used the turtle Master potion ever
but it gives you uh I think it gives you
slowness and resistance okay I’m pretty
sure slowness and resist yeah I’m not
I’m not the uh the official person to be
asking about those questions cuz I have
no idea I do know some of them do but
not all of them oh the he’s back the
Trident boy ah he just
died can I have one of these Trident no
sure didn’t even leave one for me hey
you know what maybe we can get our first
you know what I’m going to put my stuff
away I’m going to try to kill this
guy maybe oh
gosh I Believe In You
Tim ow
help maybe we see you later team up on
him all right maybe we team up on him we
can we can we can kill him I think he
came over around this way all right oh
did he try to flank
me guys this is not very chill oh my
goodness oh there’s so many of them oh
man uh he must be under the platform oh
yep yep yep oh okay okay there’s two of
them now there’s two of
them maybe if I just like swim around
they’ll hit each
other y
y nope nope he’s just hitting me all
right when are these stupid trees going
to
grow that is I don’t know that would be
hardcore hardore would be nice
you know what hey if we if we go out
there and we kill some some a fish by
hand we might get bone bone meal that’s
a good
point all right you know what I could
steal some more of our raft and we can
make a boat all right that totally
doesn’t make sense um if if you want as
you break some of those wood uh some of
these uh we can make them into
slabs oh yes and then we can expand the
we can do stuff with that and make the
raft bigger
okay well I’ve got a boat you have a
Wolfie baby on your
head wolf P baby that that that sounds
awfully
cute okay I’m going to go over here and
punch some fish all right so except now
I’m stuck on my
boat so come here fish should I join him
in his in his in his fish punching Oho
it is the Potter
geek yeah all the drowned are coming
over here oh gosh okay I need to go
farther away all
right
back all right
so all right let’s let’s go join
Tim rounds are really trying to kill
me oh he’s coming he’s coming for
me where’s your boat
uh well it the Trident boy hit it and
then the dolphin tried to take it away
from me that rude yeah yeah I know right
so I was thinking maybe if we go over
here okay get out of Spawn range away
from those guys all right go out go away
from them jerks I only have three hearts
I I I I I only have a few as
well uh pottergeek how are you doing I
hope you’re doing well Potter geek said
is isn’t my is whoa whoa whoa what what
the
okay hi Potter geek you’re good how’s
everyone doing we are having so many
troubles right
now dude this guy is still following us
look at all these stupid
drowns you know what um I’m going to go
back and get a sword a wooden sword
that’ll all right I’m good but I have to
learn no no problem Oh shoot you know
what I’m going to die before I
ah
you’re not supposed to
die did you cra oh use that wood for the
boat yeah I I I thought that’s what I
was supposed to
do
oh so this this is going
swimmingly um yeah good
pun so um oh have no fear of the stream
bosses here t
oh ster oh that guy oh oh oh snap oh
snap oh snap oh snap oh I’m on half a
heart that guy’s back again
huh all right still stand by your
version of everything is L everything is
broken look at this water the water is
even
broken what’s that ah there’s a sword so
we kill fish easier you think we can
kill that drowned
guyy um with one heart probably not oh
great I just poisoned
myself so I don’t know if these trees
are going to
grow why is
that because they haven’t
yet oh I mean that’s that’s probably
true you know what I’m just going to die
so that way I can get full health all
right come here beautiful drowned boy
give me a
hug uh Tim got glowy because he got
poisoned proba from one of these random
fish I I ate a fish that probably wasn’t
very healthy for me and I died okay so
let’s go kill some
fish all right um I’m going to I’m going
to get in the boat with you cuz a drown
took my boat good call actually I died I
can’t blame a drown so you know what
let’s go over here away from the drown
okay so so what made you play Minecraft
was the first time you uh played
Minecraft why why did you do
it why did I do it okay so funny story
um I used to think that Minecraft was
for
kids I was one of those guys and uh I
even made fun of my brother for playing
it uh cuz you know I was playing like
Call of Duty and stuff like that okay um
and so why did I first start playing it
I think it’s been so long
ago but I I think it was because my
brothers were playing it and they kind
of got me into it like like years after
I made one of my my brother for first
trying it
okay and uh yeah I don’t really remember
like why
or or even really when it was I but I do
remember uh we we got all the way to the
end and I threw an ender pearl into the
portal thinking that I was gonna
like like like I didn’t I didn’t pillar
up to the portal I like threw the ender
pearl and tried to make it go in there
like a bball oh yeah yeah
yeah and I missed I hit the portal and I
fell into the void so that was like one
of my first experiences playing
Minecraft
nice yeah I I started playing Minecraft
because my boys were really into
it mhm and they’re like Dad you should
try it and I was like all right I’ll try
it so I did and I died like really fast
to a stupid baby
zombie yeah um and then I like gave up I
was like n forget this this is dumb this
game’s
stupid yeah um cuz oh I’m stuck on my
boat again oh this is dumb I don’t know
what’s this this server is
weird
well yeah we’re getting real fish though
yeah we are real not alive anymore I
wonder if you have to kill salmon do you
have to kill salmon to get uh I’m going
to
drown did you take your kill salmon to
get bone meal or can you kill Cod yeah
I’ve got it okay um I I have no
idea I don’t know either this is a
series of unfortunate Advance Mandy you
are absolutely
correct Series of Unfortunate
Events oh oh did I get some I did
not
so I’m getting a whole bunch of uh o
more
fishies I’m getting a
bunch
kelp but I I realized that you can’t do
anything with
kelp is kelp going to help it’s not
going to help at all because we don’t
have stone guess what I got I got a bone
I got a bone oh
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah nice I got two
bones actually get in my
boat uh all right I’m in or your boat I
guess that’s yours I’m in the boat
catching oh it’s dug and F it’s tropical
fish you can get bone meal from but
you’re not entirely sure
okay compost help I think you can
compost kelp I think uh but you can
actually eat kelp if we smelt it yeah
that’s what I was thinking well I guess
you don’t smelt kelp you cook kelp yeah
yeah I I knew what you meant yeah but
we’re going to need a furnace
which we don’t have stone
for which yeah we don’t I guess we could
go down there and
like
okay
yes we did it we have we have wood all
right all right so here here’s a thought
I can make some doors so we can go down
there good call that’s probably going to
be helpful all right I made I made some
doors
um I do have uh fast yep there you go
fast Leaf Decay oh nice I like that
please tell me you hey yours grew too oh
here wo oh my goodness mine is like a
massive
tree let’s go we’re going to need
probably a shovel and at least one
shovel and one pickaxe I would assume I
have some more
sticks okay so thank you for the sticks
he said hey gemstone
jemstone doors are good thank you drop
ters uh well we have ters so we don’t
really yeah need to rely on the drown I
guess yeah we we have ters and
carot and some sugar cane and I’ll make
a shovel all
right all right I think this is my
fishing rod because it has a lot of
durability oh you know what we should
sleep before the bad guys come good
call woohoo sweet dreams I’m made of
chatting with her with her dad that’s
cool oh
nice very nice tell tell Mr Stone I said
hello Mr Stone yeah oh another stick
where’ that come
from all right you want you got doors
yeah here the door for you okay well you
got one for me thank you I’m actually
going to leave all this stuff
behind take these raw Cod so I can eat
them hey wait uh do you have
sticks I had one
stick it’s in this maybe we ought to get
a few more sticks so that way when we
get down there we can like make a little
hole and smelt some stuff up oh good
call good call I got I got some sticks
I’ll take the kelp so we can cook the
kelp okay I got I got one stick right
now I’ll grab this stick as well um so
what we might do hopefully we’ll find
some coal and stuff down there
yeah that would be oh you know what we
could do too dude dude dude dude dude
dude yes okay I just ate the raw Cod and
I got the
bones eat the eat the Cod you’ll get the
bones eat the Cod I’ll get the bones
that’s just yeah I’m not hungry that’s
like actually really smart oh you’re not
hungry dude that’s cool that’s that’s
that must be how I got that bone meal
you know what awesome Bon if you guys
want to know what mods I have I have I
forgot what mods I put on on here to be
honest but uh whatever mods that are on
here um they’re supposed to be giving us
more stuff than than what we’ve got so
do you have a pickaxe
yet I do I got a shovel and a pickaxe
all right cool I do as well um I’ll hang
on to these sticks that I’m going to
leave my fishing rod behind just in case
are there any ones that causes things to
appear I couldn’t find any of those mods
that work to be honest the only mod I
found that just has like daily has
things floating um we’re only for 1.16
and I wasn’t willing to go that far
back and I forgot to even install a zoom
mod on my on this profile I didn’t come
very prepared at all to I’ve got one all
right let’s go into the the the deep
dark blue all right are you sure you
want to bring those bones with
you no okay I will leave the bones here
I have some fish some wood some kelp and
a door okay perfect and then the pickaxe
and the shovel all
right your tree grow faster I can make a
crafting table let me ask all right I’m
ready tree 1 2 three go you actually an
elf
oh all right I’m we got some
dirts all right yeah I’ll I’ll just put
mine right here as want come come in my
hole
um hey wait why am I drowning where am I
oh oh that was
dumb
hello
hi so sorry I’ve got a question for you
speaking speaking of mods yes I do have
a I do have a question for you all right
um if you could add one feature or or
one thing to Minecraft uh what would it
be one thing to Minecraft chat this for
you guys too so if you if if you want to
answer that I would love to hear your
answer yeah that that’s a good question
um I could add one thing to Minecraft
what would I add ooh Stone Age that’s
what I
add
um you know I I don’t know because a lot
of things that that I wish had mods
were are or I’m sorry that that I I
really wanted to
have added to Minecraft you can just get
with
mods
true gemstone says the fast Leaf Tok
natively yeah you know that that’d be
I’d go for that yeah he Thomas welcome
or or falling trees would be kind of I
guess that’ be kind of fun so what what
what’s our goal right here Tim or we
just
uh oh I was just going to get some uh
some Cobblestone and then try to find
some uh maybe some iron and coal and
stuff like that okay
okay I don’t I don’t
hopefully now I like this Amy has
questions for both of us oh good yes
what’s the question she said how do you
guys how did you guys meet or start
being friends do you want to do you want
to answer that one or do you want me to
friends uh yeah I can answer
that
hey okay I’m just pulling this guy along
for the ride he thinks that he’s you
know he’s just a little small YouTuber
here
um so I actually was thinking about that
ooh Some Coal here I was actually
thinking about that the other day
actually it’s
funny because uh I don’t know 3 or four
years ago or no I haven’t been doing
YouTube that long two or three years ago
uh I would go around and I would uh try
to find smaller YouTubers and I would
comment on their video mhm um and I
believe I found you at least I think
this is how it happened I might wrong
but I think I found your video and I
commented on it is this right that’s not
right it’s not right okay you tell the
story then it’s close it’s close so I
actually found you because uh Tater
Vader 5 a mutual friend of ours
commented on one of my old like back
when I was Rickard Griffin har Rickard
Griffin har of the Griffin har
family and he commented on it and then
he don’t do that again oh I’m
sorry and then
um he I I watched a video where he
joined your former uh Ascension
SMP okay
um to which he was like yeah he’s always
looking for new for new
players so I was like cool so I joined
your
Discord and then you actually messaged
me after that and you were asking me
questions about some things I had said
and then you wouldn’t you you I was like
you were like all right I’m going to let
you go and I was like no get back
here and I was like you’re my friend now
and you can’t stop ooh lapis that’s
going to be super
helpful yeah that’s that’s actually true
I mean you just like you hung on to me
like a tick it’s it’s
true it’s true kind of
creepy but true so I’m I’m a little
nervous um um him because we’re left
this whole opening and it’s like dark up
there oh oh oh oh yeah um well here I’ve
got a
few I have a few pieces of coal okay now
I have torches I’ll go I’ll go torch it
up all right all right good good call
good call Cuz you know there would be a
creeper up there yeah yeah John Price
what up John yeah it is an origin
story but on that on that I I actually
have a question for you Tim because this
actually leads into a question I had
written down um you had actually
recently made a an an announcement on
your Discord which if anybody hasn’t
already joined Tim’s Discord join Tim’s
Discord yeah um about uh a new
SMP oh yes okay yeah so um you know that
I had an S&P before right um the one you
you joined Ascension Ascension uh and it
got to be such and it wasn’t it wasn’t
really anybody in particular but it was
just the stress of managing an SMP MH um
there was just so many people in and out
all the time and then you know there
were certain problems here and there
yeah um just with it was it was
partially you I’ll admit um yeah so
anyway um that caus get back here young
man I’m listening listen I just no it
caused it caused me a lot of stress it
caused me a lot of stress and uh so I
decided that yeah we’re going to do uh
another s SMP this one’s going to be a
super flat SMP but this one’s only going
to be for my my YouTube members and
that’s just to keep it small he us small
and manageable for my sanity because
otherwise uh I wouldn’t I wouldn’t be
able to Hope let’s put it that way yeah
yeah yeah well that’s exciting though
when when would you want me to bring
this
uh yeah if you’re don’t mind uh Jim said
she’s on her way there and she’s going
to ask you a question so cool oh all
right all right I’m liking the
participation if you guys have any
questions that’s that’s awesome cuz I’m
sure your questions are going to be a
lot better than mine and definitely
better than thus yeah yeah my my
questions they they’ll start being food
related in a
minute ooh okay let’s do that you feel
like food oh oh that stupid cop you
thought that was iron didn’t you yeah
I’m going to take it anyway so you can
make a lightning
rod um Black Hole uh not black uh
uh Godzilla Dojo actually wanted to know
what your favorite food
was oh tough question um so my wife is
an excellent cook um she cooks all kinds
of stuff
um I’s see here man it’s so hard to
choose uh I’m going to go unhealthy and
I’m going to going to say banana
bread oh oh banana bread oh wow of
course I mean of course it’s going to be
my wife’s banana bread I I’m going to be
picky because it’s just so amazing yeah
not not that generic banana bread from
banana bread are
us no that’s disgusting
yeah so yeah John wanted to know what is
your favorite fast food
restaurant so I I honestly you know I
don’t have a particularly
favorite but I I do I this is going to
probably gross a lot of people out I am
actually fond of Taco
Bell okay Taco Bell toxic smell you mean
absolutely every
day yeah all right we’re down to deep SL
I don’t know if we need to go much
further
so oh okay so I have iron do we want to
use that for a uh
do we want to use that for a pickaxe or
should I just hold on to it for
something else um do we want
Shields that’s that’s a good idea that’s
perfect idea that’s what I’m going to do
okay and then once I do this I’m going
to cook up some of this food all right I
got I got some another piece of iron
too and then uh gemstone you were asking
how’s the future SMP going you know it’s
on a break for a project that is yeah is
on break I I it so as as I’m sure you
guys are familiar uh servers cost a lot
of money so there’s there’s a few
caveats that I have to meet for my in my
own head for
it okay that’s this is the way we got to
go okay
but I have I have ideas um I am still
working on the chill there’s actually
going to be a chill video um released
on on on on what’s that’s the the
Thursday
sorry so chickfila oh yeah Chick-fil-A
that is that is that’s God’s God’s
restaurant right
there you know uh now that you mention
Chick-fil-A I’m going to go with
Chick-fil-A you know now that ailia set
Chick-fil-A I I I might have to agree
with that
one yeah cuz I don’t really I’m not a
big fast food guy I just I just don’t
like it I I like I
just is the best you know what
that ailia good shout out that’s in in
our in our area right now I could drive
pretty much any direction and why am I
digging the same spot you are I can go
pretty much every direction and hit a
Chick-fil-A oh wow nice yeah it’s I got
to drive a long way to get Chick-fil-A
yeah Culver’s is actually really good
too C isn’t too bad that’s the like that
has the butter butter burger or whatever
right yeah yeah that’s that’s pretty
good there oh so I I recently do you
guys know where Branson is Missouri yeah
I’ve been there it’s kind of famous okay
so uh we went to this place this uh hole
in thewall restaurant it was a burger
joint SL barbecue place anyway they had
this uh they had this burger called the
garbage
burger sounds like a
winner it was amazing it was so good
totally scared the crap out of me it was
it was so
good just digging away listening all
fishing is above us we came
[Laughter]
down suddenly the ocean world yeah my
wife’s very very talented at at cooking
it’s a wonder that I’m not
fat yeah my wife is talented and I am
fat um yeah John Price said suddenly the
ocean World becomes a stone block world
you know we we got to gather materials
in order to survive we got some we got
some we got some stuff here ooh Redstone
yeah no we had to come down here to get
stuff why did we come down here I forgot
there’s a reason I know there’s a reason
oh we needed we needed this stupid this
this thing this furnace we furnace
without Cobblestone that that’s that’s
right that’s that’s the purp I had iron
in my where did that come
from um maybe you took it out of here I
don’t know no no it’s like iron I think
we’re all right yeah we should probably
head back
up yeah yeah I’m going to actually make
how many do you have just just
two
oh I guess you could say a little
chunky no
grounded samur you’re
grounded Chick-fil-A is good you know
one of these days s uh uh we we’ll take
all y’all kids to
Chick-fil-A get him
yeah yeah stupid
bat teach you teach you to be flying and
squeaking like
that all right
somebody’s okay yeah Jim next time you
say you want a puppy I will uh slap you
virtually yeah didn’t she have a puppy
and it and she like hasn’t left in like
14 years now I believe so yeah yeah yeah
I got distracted by looking at my tablet
of paper that has oh how did you get up
come I
swim I don’t know how to swim or
read okay I’m going to sleep we should
probably sleep before drowns come back
sleeping so while we’re sleeping think
about this one what do you think is the
most useless mob in uh Minecraft
that stupid thing that I just killed the
bat ah yes the
bat yes I I do not disagree I guess it
provides a little bit of like Ambiance
or whatever sorry scare you you keep
scaring me
man oh
K yeah yeah bats can un alive us one hit
with a diamond pickaxe yeah yeah yeah
and B John Price also agrees with bat so
black we we actually had a discussion
about this so our our our dinner time
discussion surrounded the questions
we’re going to be talking um okay so one
of the the answers was a
nitwit ooh okay well I mean they kind of
serve a little bit of a purpose because
hey poter geek I mean because they can
be used in an iron P can they be oh
that’s true that’s true they can I mean
you know why look for a nit with though
when
you just get a normal villager right
yeah yeah all right one two three four I
like your dirt path I like your dirt
thing that you’re making it’s it’s very
uh
sturdy dude I can punch now hey oh I you
know what I forgot we have no armor and
that that actually hurts a lot I’m sorry
please forgive me H yep I deserve that
whatever yeah you do oh I got an apple
look at that so Jim said bats are useful
because they indicate caves that’s a
good point that’s that’s true that is
true very good point yep yep
so Kim this is why I did
this um okay leave that one there for my
sapling I I actually got a whole bunch
of of dirt so okay that’s good because
uh um I don’t really want to eat kelp
the rest of my
life I don’t
either
all right all right so there we
go was it the that I’m going to make us
some Shields all
right totally forgot you know what
already our inventory is looking
fantastic it is it’s already full here
you go there’s your Shield oh thank
you all right no problem buddy armor
we’re ever ever going to need use kelp
to cook oh that’s a good
point oh yeah kelp blocks that’s that’s
good point that’s good good yeah um in
fact I’m going to go ahead and make some
kelp blocks all right I’m I’m going to
start fishing more cuz we’re never going
to do this challenge at this
point all right oh that’s true if you
get a smelter you can get a varable fuel
source that’s y you know what we we have
a little bit of
kelp so that’s that’s a good
point came in clutch with another
question oh yeah what is that question
ready she wants to know if we have any
plans on if if we are ever going to meet
in
person uh uh Tuesday
right um tomorrow yeah tomorrow I I
like
so you’re like I’m not ready for this
stus I’m just
already what’s up black
belt we’re we’re we’re actually we’re
chilling here on on the island as oh I
got a bowl yay a a
bowl a
bowl um that is a good question I think
one of the things that so my family’s
been looking to move at some point uh we
don’t know where you know we’ve been
thinking praying wondering and I I and
uh Tim has been like hey come near near
near me And so no it’s Missi is off I
have been trying to sort of talk him
into uh moving here to Missouri
um pretty close near uh near nearby so
that way I mean he’s he’s stuck with me
anyway so he might as well just move
here true black belt what is up what
what what is the you said what thus
guess what so we got to guess Tim what
are we
guessing um black belt is now a silver
belt ooh nice wait isn’t that step down
uh no there is no silver belt in martial
arts so thank you Benny welcome Benny
making sure everybody else knew Benny
Benny Benny’s in the chat Benny Benny’s
in the chat Benny oh hello that thing
just screwed like right in front of me
right in my face like went right up my
nose that’s why the trees green pull it
out I got I got it I I don’t I didn’t
install the Timber Mod for probably good
reasons yeah I got a question for you
yes um what was the weirdest thing
you’ve ever built in Minecraft the
weirdest thing I ever built in Minecraft
and you you too chat what’s what’s the
weirdest thing you’ve ever built yeah
yeah yeah pretty sure our mutual
cooworker friend that shares your
initials is moving to Missouri is
he I did not know
that
interesting you know I don’t build a lot
of weird stuff because I for some reason
I have this mental
block that that doesn’t let me that it’s
like nope Noe that’s not you cross you
cross the Lin you cross the lines never
cross 101
man but I I I can’t build weird stuff I
can’t build build good stuff maybe
that’s black hole 50 said name something
I
built well total said a beetroot Shrine
I got to admit that is pretty weird that
that is pretty weird anything
beetroot uh you up and move 700 miles
almost 10 year 10 years ago yeah that’s
that’s pretty
far that’s pretty far yeah yeah Jim said
or no PGE said a giant threel cat that
pooped that’s
weird uhhuh yeah okay uh
hooray wins better gig wins I don’t I
don’t think I could yeah oh goodness
wait wait wait oh that’s a good fishing
rod too bad it’s like yeah it’s almost
broken
though but it’s Lu of c three and
Unbreaking
three oh bummer I just put that in there
maybe we’ll
we we probably should could go mining
some more get more iron and then get a
Anvil and combine things an anvil so
Destiny just got one too wooho yes
mine’s got Ming all right so yay uh oh
black belt let me look up you’re moving
into your new apartment awesome good job
congratulations black
belt and Desy Moon said she built a
house with a house with multiple rooms
that each room is outside the house
connected what did I just get I don’t
know what I get oh leather leather okay
connected with quartz slabs quart stairs
and
fences and you’re stuck on 113 because
you play on a PS3
oh
oh what was the what was the update that
you started playing on like the 13 15 oh
gosh that one did go up right killed
me that one did go up my nose um I
actually started playing in
1.
15 okay so it was a while I’m pretty
sure that I started playing in 1. 13
yeah yeah and that was just like a
little bit here and there it wasn’t like
you know my main drag he corn
hello I need this mackerel what did it
do nothing just a fish okay I think I
got poisoned by mackerel here you go
again you’re Crossing the the fishing
lines man you’re going to put me over
here next to these you’re crossing the
fishing lines you’re going to get them
all tangled
up you’re recovering from my the
weirdest thing I ever built was a top
hat on top of a a skeleton I don’t think
so I I I actually think I can I think
I’ve seen you build something weirder
when you um what’s that well do you
remember that video that Thomas had the
building weird uh have my friends finish
my
build and you built like these weird
spider legs coming out well I
mean yeah but that wasn’t really totally
my build though I just added something
to it so yeah total he asked me to come
spend like 1 minute adding something to
this build and I had no idea what to to
build and I think something just
happened that day with the spider so I
was like I don’t know I’ll throw some
spider legs on there
I totally I think I totally ruined the
entire build uh no I was I was I built
before you did so I’m pretty sure that
was
me oh yeah you just got out of rolling
yeah so 1.8 rotten flesh was that when
boats could be broken by running into
things that’s uh jemstone was asking
when was when did could when could boats
Break by running into
stuff good night Kristen
boy oh dude I just got a bow power four
bow
ooh uh Acorn yeah I just need some
arrows yeah I’m looking forward to
seeing you too yeah and um are we
visiting the other family on Saturday I
don’t know really if we’ll have a chance
to visit a lot of family when we come
out
um so
yeah I I I hope we can visit more family
but in in all honesty is probably just
going to be one-sided for the
trip oh no we probably need to go to
sleep oh monsters near oh and now
there’s moner
great
great kill him
quick come on give it over here yes
perfect okay hurry up get in bed oh I’m
in bed I’m in bed okay me too that was
close that was
close all right
so good question so far guys um yeah I’m
I’m loving this I’m not having to use
any of my material you guys are coming
up with all kinds of good stuff yeah all
right all right here here’s here’s
here’s a good question for you all let
me actually cross off the qu I actually
have a tablet of paper right here that I
I I’ve uh been asking you questions off
of um and you’re I’ve got
a go ahead you you’ve been answering
some questions that I I went
um that I’ve
been had on my list sorry my brain just
completely
fro you’ve
been your brain has too many tabs open
yeah pretty much like
one okay so you’ve been you’ve been on
on on the on the the YouTubes for a
little while um when you first started
Minecraft what what were your
expectations when when you
started oh my gosh um okay so when I
first started um I just thought I was
the you know the next best thing like I
was like oh yeah give it give it 3 weeks
I’m going to be you
know monetized and no it was uh I I had
some pretty unrealistic expectations for
myself yeah yeah um yeah and I really
learned the hard way that uh that stuff
it takes a lot of time yeah yeah yeah it
it it YouTube is not easy when I started
I I I pretty much knew that I was like
yeah I’m if I get 10 views on this I’ll
be happy and and I think I got like 10
views on it and I was like woohoo I’m
awesome I’m the
best all right black what is your
riddle that is that is a question we
would be
okay the dermatologists are always in a
hurry they spend all day making rash
decisions oh my gosh yeah I I have a I
have a a redeem for dad
jokes okay that makes sense yep
yep about you what were your
expectations yeah I I you know when I
first started making videos
I I pretty much didn’t think anything
about it I
I so this this whole journey has been
one of get tangled up Tim this whole
journey has been one of unknowns cuz I I
didn’t know how to play Minecraft when I
started I didn’t want to play Minecraft
when I started and then I I I like the
kids played and then I played with the
kids and then next thing you know I’m up
to like 2:00 in the morning
playing yeah um and and then they’re
like Dad make videos I was like all
right I’ll make
videos um
and I I didn’t really have any
expectations I didn’t think I was doing
anything I was just like this would be
cool if I did it I love doing
it especially when I it’s because I did
a series as as as Rickard Griffin har
which confused the crap out of people at
first they’re like well who are you what
are you doing likea don’t you worry none
My Little
Friends
oh my goodness okay black belt has no I
saw those breaking Griffin Heart videos
and I actually like them I thought they
were really clever and funny um honestly
I thought you did a good
job I I I I wasn’t I was definitely I’m
still am an inspiring voice actor and
that was just a character that I did for
playing Dungeons and
Dragons yeah it was it was fun all right
so that’s cool uh black belt uh not
black belt 50 black belt MC I just
combined two people black belt MC has a
riddle for
us okay all
right um A cowboy rides into town on
Friday stays in town for 3 days and
leaves on Friday how did he do it I
actually know the answer to this
already this horse was named Friday yep
yeah that’s it horse is name
Friday yes we’re so
smart except that I’ve known that since
I was like four yeah I I think that was
I’m going to get I’m going to get like
destroyed by these trees when they when
they
grow kind of want to see what
happens you’re just surrounded you’re
just
surrounded it’s going to be great it’s
going to be fun
times
yes all right so chat anybody who makes
makes videos like I know there’s a
couple people on there that that make
some videos what did you guys think U
when you first started making videos on
YouTube did you think that you’re like
going to be the nest hermitcraft did you
think uh that you were going to be
like you know the next Tim be nice what
did you guys
think so for your birthday one year he
did a whole voicemail message with the
different characters he’s made probably
one of the best birthday memories ever
yeah I called my sister once or I know I
I made a a long video a birthday message
using rck Griffin hard and tofu and all
sorts of different characters that I’ve
done over the years and they just like
sang her Happy Birthday it
was terrible and
amazing oh uh um oh where’d you go you
you wow that’s a big oak tree yeah
Sergeant Havoc tater tater said that his
expectations were Mumbo needed to look
out Tater you don’t even do redstone
at least I think that’s what he meant by
saying
that that’s great though I think we’re
losing stuff down in the water
h ah total said he just wanted 100
subscribers and that was that was uh
that was all he cared about when he
started we we have another uh a friend
throwing stuff at
us
oh another Trident boy
yeah oh I see him how about you distract
them and I’ll go down and kill him all
right all right well let me drop off
stuff oh I don’t have we have no room in
here is that another one there’s another
one down there it’s like way over there
though all right
um I’m just going to drop a bunch of
stuff off so that if SL win I
die we don’t lose every that God has
blessed us with
there we go you will
die yep make some chest you know that’s
that’s a good point what has been my
favorite D and D character one of your
favorites has probably been a lizard F
Kraken named Druid named River swimmer
nice whoa that dude really tosses that
too I know now okay no this not going to
work nope nope no no no I need
armor
um I think my favorite DND D character
is a mix between Rickard Griffin har and
tofu just because they are so
crazy oh my goodness oh my goodness now
I’m going to
drown nope go up go up go up go
up this is so
dangerous
where is
he oh that
hurt oh come on this guy can’t have that
much more
Health yeah oh got him oo a drowned
head
oh dang
it
tofu and anzu together were dream combo
yeah that that was a fun combo so my my
nephew played a character named anzu
which was tofu’s twin
brother D my stuff like went
everywhere yeah yeah you kind of
exploded I got your
Shield all right here you go here’s your
Shield um I made a chest over here so we
can put like maybe just all the wood
blocks in
there okay all are we going to do this
again huh well we’re going to do this
again we’re just going to put all the
wood blocks in there and and maybe the
stone we’ll put the you are not going
to yay I got
hit uh-oh I’ve lost my good fishing
rod oh no I did I pick it up by chance I
did not give it I only have my crappy
fishing
rod oh no that was The Mending fishing
rod all right hold on where did it go
uh oh I think this is
it find that was that was a stick or
something nope no I didn’t find it
yet oh no yep I didn’t find it
either oh no T my actually have it oh
you’re a jerk here you
go I’m not going to talk to you for the
rest of the
stream not talking to you anymore good
good good fine so uh um if you could
collaborate with anyone anyone at all
who would it
be H that’s a good
question
um man it would have to be like iscal or
or
Etho probably probably probably iscal
just he’s so funny is I don’t know I
just feel like I’d get along with him go
to sleep but it’s it’s probably one of
those things you know
like uh you know they say you never want
to meet your Heroes cuz you be
disappointed uh so that may be maybe one
of those things where maybe I don’t
want uh to actually collab with him okay
okay yeah black belt say I’ve collabed
with a lot of people before and uh I
most of the time been disappointed yeah
yeah it’s I’m sure it’s always been
disappointing collabing with
me oh yeah all the time yeah I mean if
you weren’t contractually
obligated right I was going to say I’m
just uh I’ve got a gun to my head every
every Monday night when I stream you
will stream and you will like it
black belt said he would collaborate
with
WBA o WBA yeah yeah so I think I would
love to collaborate with uh uh
BDubs would be a fun one oh yeah no that
would be a good one too
um I think that would definitely be fun
lagundo would be
fun seems like a chill
dude
I once collaborated with this one guy
named uh uh T Tater Vader but he’s he’s
e gross kind of egotistical you know
thought he was the
best is he still in your
stream yeah you’ll have
that if who what is Tater in your
stream
maybe well that’s that’s why I’m going
to talk talk about him now because he’s
not in my
stream oh yeah he totally can’t hear you
yeah
yeah if you find another mending Rod let
me know because my fishing rod is not
going to last very
long okay absolutely in fact uh I do I
did get some string earlier I got one
piece of string and my old fishing
rod okay how many do you need three
strings for a fishing rod a rod though
right or just
two I I don’t
remember
you know
what oh only two okay
cool all right yeah I’m going to talk to
that smack you that’s right ailia smack
smack
smack no that that was actually a fun
collaboration when we were doing the the
chunk
life um which unfortunately we had to
end for for various reasons
but
um T be forgetful that some s
yeah t be hell I can’t remember I I
can’t remember my own kids names half
the time oh I that wasn’t me why would
you do that you repeated it I was just
I’m reading my chat out loud chat’s
important chat you’re going to get me in
trouble a Jim that that means a lot Jim
said that one of her uh favorite
memories was getting together and
destroying a desert uh on my on my world
when I needed help getting sand oh yeah
yeah yeah for my mega base yeah that was
a lot of fun I I I oh I just got a water
bottle remember you doing that but I was
I think I was working when you did that
or something or actually I don’t think
we really I really do you very well so I
was
like kind of
know so one of my first interactions
with you Tim ever um
mhm and you probably don’t even remember
this was I was in your server
and you you like I know where this is
going I totally remember can I finish it
for you yeah yeah yeah you were you were
heading
somewhere I oops you almost died oh the
tree almost killed you again you were
heading somewhere in the server and I
flew by and shot you with a bow and
almost killed you yeah I I remember that
like it was yesterday actually and I was
like dude what the heck I was yeah
you’re like like what I’m I’m almost
dead I I remember feeling really bad
about it cuz I didn’t think it would
hurt you so bad yeah I didn’t have very
very big AR armor but it I was just like
just walking along and I I already was
taking fall damage cuz I was an idiot
and I didn’t know how to properly do
anything and I’m like jumping off stuff
like a like a like a like a dope and and
then you know here comes timy
flyby and and shot me in the back of the
head
like a p it was it was actually a really
impressive shot because you were running
sideways or not sideways but sideways
for me uh and then I was flying I flew
past you I turned around and somehow I
was able to shoot you I was impressed
that I actually hit you don’t forget to
smoke in the cup block I mean I’m pretty
awesome
so you know what you are the very
picture of impressive and
humble I’m I mean you know I’m pretty
much the most humble person that I
know wait why are you on the tree
because I was cutting it
down oh so was
I so so uh black hoal 50 reminded us not
to forget about the kelp
blocks and smoker oh and Samurai owl has
a
rdle sorry I just saw that my he’s been
begging begging me
how do you make six an odd
number you turn it upside down
boom boom I did not know that one but I
just totally guessed it humblest man to
ever walk to
Earth that’s
right there’s another
sapling go too low because the stupid
dingleberries will try to eat our
faces we have more dirt dingleberries
dingleberries dingleberries
dingleberries you know we have a lot of
cobblestone I wonder if we should make
an island I was just thinking the same
exact
Island all right can call it bad’s
Island okay you know what I’m going to
take one of these iron
ingots um shoot we need if I really want
to do that little tiny
Island
that teeny tiny baby Island that’s
floating in the
water is that is that going to be our
our mob
spawner no yeah yeah we could do that we
probably need it uh probably needs to be
further away though huh well I’ll put
one here this one looks
good I don’t know what he’s doing guys
take those two iron to get one more and
mine for
lava all right so while Tim is off doing
that I’m actually going to smelt three
stone I hear you
talking and I’ll grab
that I don’t know what you’re talking
about cobble generator okay makes
sense oh little baby guy with a fishing
AR o maybe I could kill him and take his
fishing pole give me your fishing pole
kid Tim bully over there little drowned
creep this little kid has a fishing pole
I’m going to kill him and take it oh he
didn’t give it to me he did
not you know what I’m going to group
up
fishing
buddies all right group you want me to
join a group hello hello yeah you’re
you’re getting farther away so it’s
getting harder to hear you
so oh
okay yeah yeah just think in the think
in the chat you know all right so so
chat before I ask some more questions do
you guys have questions for Tim and I
that that you would love to know
you’re dying to hear
[Music]
about food how does this work I don’t
know what you’re talking about
actually I need more I need more
information so I I I did you take down
our sails I did why is there a weird
tree
here one I’m guessing that’s the trees
that I was trying to cut down when you
cut the the stuff out from underneath
me oh
okay so I made a take care this cuz
obviously you don’t know what you’re
doing I have no idea what I’m doing I’m
not even pretend there black hole 50 has
a question but they’re too long to
explain in chat all right bye
Mandy Luke Max hello I’m glad you guys
are still watching even though your
mother just abandoned us like like she
does wait Max how long has it taken each
of you to get diamond
armor well that’s a good question I
don’t I don’t get diamond armor very
quickly the fastest I ever got diamond
armor was uh I don’t know if everybody
remembers my uh I think it was one of my
first hardcore worlds actually I was um
I was in a mountain like I had a world
border around a mountain and I found a
igloo and the igloo had two villagers in
it and I was able to get those two
villagers um to trade me diamonds and I
think I got full iron or Diamond
everything in like an
hour that’s that’s
impressive I was shocked yeah um I I’ve
I’ve played like for like hours before
like days Minecraft days and I never got
I diamond armor I’m I’m very slow at
this
game I actually I honestly like taking
this very slow yeah I’m all about should
we ow oh drowned is here apparently um I
was just about to say do you think we
should not sleep and see if we can get
something to spawn over
there um all right no I can’t rest
anyway there’s monsters around
me um and they’re just
coming oh
all right so maybe we can get our beds
and go over there to that island and
sleep really
quick all
right except my bed is gone where’ my
bed go I have it it’s in my
inventory oh okay oh we can’t go over
there guess who’s over there oh there’s
a
Skelly let’s go kill him how about this
bed over
here oh hurry up hurry up hurry up now
there’s a zombie boy you never did give
me your bed the other bed check your
inventory it’s not in my inventory okay
just stay in bed stay in bed I can’t now
cuz there coming to kill
you well I don’t have a bed so you must
have dropped it or done something with
it because it’s not in my inventory I I
don’t know where it is either and I’m
going to die it’s going to kill you yes
he is
okay I’m going to die I’m going to die
I’m going to die I’m going to
die am I close to the am I close to the
land at all there we go oh we got a
friend in bed get in here
quick all right so uh oh he got in the
boat yeah what a what a goofy
guy o there’s all kinds of mobs over
there
all right
so ow ow
ow all right so Acorn asked what if
we’ve had any weird
dreams okay so last night or night
before last I had a dream that there was
dinosaurs in the
Attic no weird
dreams weird dreams dinosaurs in the I I
have I don’t really usually when I dream
they tend to
be not great
dreams if you smoke the CP it goes fast
that’s that is
true all right oh here comes the guy
again oh this did you set your SP die
would you I don’t
know
not oh all my stuff’s going to be
scattered everywhere
again this guy just don’t want to leave
us Jano He’s Surely like almost about to
die oh yeah no
doubt come
on
oh I just want my
stuff so sometimes you wake up with
random bruises and they haven’t been
happening lately oh that is weird
at least your stuff is now kind
of oh come on I hit the there I got him
okay good job I have no idea where the
bed went
though I still don’t have the bed I
don’t know I don’t know did somebody
pick it up I think you’re messing with
me again no I don’t I legit don’t have
it so I like put it here and then it
disappeared I thought I thought a drown
broke
it oh fing a b that was
close all
right all yeah I I still don’t have
there is one in my inventory what
that oh my
gosh give me that bed all right should
we go over there and take out those uh
skeletons um we can can try but there’s
probably going to be bad guys over there
too like
ground
let’s all right get in I’m in let’s do
it let’s
go okay there’s a chicken there’s a
random chicken oh my gosh blow oh my
gosh Tim this was
terrible almost
died I I didn’t see the the the creepers
come out of
there oh there is a chcken hey we should
get him uh we don’t have a lead
though we have seeds do we have
seeds I think so let me go check okay
all right so Maddie asked a question
where was that question I know I saw
it
um
man what’s your favorite tree slashwood
in Minecraft
jez Spruce definitely Spruce Spruce I I
do like the
sprues um and you
know this is going to be weird well not
weird but um I I actually have been
playing Minecraft with my wife recently
and we started using a lot of uh
um dark
oak okay and I really like dark
oak dark oak is good I got the chicken
by the way good I was just going to say
I I had
some oh you got him in a boat that’s my
pickaxe though um I have a here I think
this is your pickaxe right
here and did you have a
bow I did I’ve got one though but it was
enchanted I think yeah there there it is
all right okay cool here do you want one
I got another one from that skeleton oh
yeah yeah with all the arrows that we
have that’ll be great um well here I’ve
got four arrows so there you can have
two
perfect I see you gave me the best bow
we’re moving up in the
world oh it’s definitely the best one
Spruce
[Laughter]
Le
so growing up there was a movie that I
absolutely love
and you know cuz I’m a I’m a I’m a kid
that grew up in the 80s and in early
’90s um and then I became a man um but
it was uh Barry Gordy’s Last
Dragon um never heard of it it
is okay so it’s it’s about this this
African-American guy who absolutely
adored Bruce
Lee and and his name was Leroy green but
everybody called him Bruce
Leroy and it it it’s it’s it’s it’s it’s
actually a really good movie it’s got
Ernie Reyes Jr in it and Abdul Jabar and
it’s oh yeah it was it was black and
white too wasn’t it no no no no it was a
silent
movie oh like on real yeah yeah like it
only last like 30 seconds yeah because
you had to you had to like change out
the the like the little picture slides
every every all the time it’s
crazy yeah see Mandy Mandy remembers it
she said it it was she it was a good
movie it’s I’m not making it
up
um it wonder if we can cook this
ordinary mackerel I don’t
know want to try it go ahead question
what were you saying
so Luke wants to know what our favorite
food in Minecraft
is
um hm I should eat your golden carrots I
guess I mean that’s kind of lame cuz
that’s obviously like the best choice
but no I i’ say you
know golden carrots yeah okay all right
all right well hello how about you um I
like baked
potatoes potato po G baked potatoes I
know what toal likes toal likes
beetroots yeah it’s
true um my my wife loves when she finds
suspicious
Stew cuz she’ll eat that just to find
out what kind of things
happen pretty
great okay so I just cooked um ordinary
mackerel and I got ordinary oh I got
smoked ordinary mackerel okay that makes
sense oh okay yeah I I think that
there’s supposed to be a resource pack
that didn’t get
loaded maybe you should just ground
him who am I grounding
now your son okay yep uh Samurai Al
you’re
grounded yes thank
you been waiting for that all night yeah
sorry sorry sorry uh did it have breake
dancing it did I mean it kind of had
break dancing it was a martial art
movie had a whole scene where a bunch of
ninja kid it wasn’t a musical was it it
was not a well I mean it had music in
it but it nobody was like there wasn’t
like listen to musical uh no it wasn’t
it wasn’t it wasn’t wasn’t what you
would call a
musical don’t
worry you know what that tree is never
going to grow can’t stand those things I
can’t stand musicals I don’t know how
people watch those so what is it about
musicals that you Absol absolutely don’t
like I just can’t stand it it’s like
okay so I I I’ve explained it before so
I don’t know there’s a guy and he’s just
walking down the street and he gets sad
and he starts singing a song and then
pretty soon the whole village is chiming
in singing it’s just so stupid I just
don’t it’s is dumb and then it’s raining
and then they’re like it’s singing in
the rain and then and then and then yeah
somebody says something
like kids get off my lawn or whatever
and then ow and then and then everybody
just kind of dissipates and then they
all they all go away yeah
yeah ow I I saved your
life thank you so are are is there a
reason you’re not using slabs oh they
are slab I’m sorry I apologize using
slabs you just you mind your own
business stop it nope stop it don’t I’ll
I’ll do this I’ll do
this what do you you doing
hiding you’re standing in the corner
yeah sorry Dad uh I’m just going to fill
this in with dirt and then you know we
can make like a little home here oh yeah
yeah yeah going to put walls around it
to protect
us Tim Tim absolutely loves it when I
break out
song no no no
no so I’m going to I’m going to write a
musical one of these days Tim and you’re
going to be I’m going to like Tim this
is going to be the greatest musical ever
and you’re going to love it and you’re
going to watch it and then you’re be
like dang it I kind of like
this well I don’t know maybe if you make
it maybe I’ll like
it it’ll be Minecraft themed will that
help yeah that might help all
right all right everybody heard it if I
write a musical Tim might actually like
it Jim said she doesn’t like musical
either so well Jim’s
weird yeah
but you know what shut
up I guess this is going to be our
chicken pin right here I wonder if
chickens I wonder if I wonder if
chickens lay eggs in a
boat that’s a good question I mean we’ll
find out eventually won’t
we all right well it’ll probably just
poop it out and it’ll go down into the
water
yeah G somewhere else is going to
protect
us protect us from the bad
guys oh oh I’m going to drown okay I’m
good oh my gosh I’m half a heart I
better eat this apple oh wow and Tim has
to sing I I’m going to build a p what’s
that oh no this is uh all right that’s
even all right I’m going to build a pier
right there okay is it going to be a
Pier
One uh yeah yeah
okay obviously yeah oh thanks I got bone
okay I don’t know why I said thanks but
thanks chicken laying egg boat in a boat
sounds like a Dr Seuss book chicken
laying eggs in a boat yeah it kind of
yeah you’re right it does that’s another
thing that I don’t like is Dr
Seuss blasphemy BL Blas I can’t even say
that
word that’s how you I don’t care I will
blaspheme your doctor Zeus every day of
the week oh my gosh everybody unsub to
him and then sub to me I don’t care I
don’t care I’ll I’ll lose I’ll happily
lose all my
Subs is that how is this how you do it I
don’t know I need I need more
stuff well I guess I guess you’re
allowed to not like it but this drown is
going to get you for
that oh they went
away they’re like never mind you’re not
worth
it totally I tastes funny yeah yeah yeah
so black hole 50 says I’m not even sub
to
him well he’s grounded so no no he’s not
grounded 50 is not grounded he’s all
right he’s going to be grounded he
should be grounded he should be
grounded right now so
as you’re building that Pier I’m
reminded of of one of my questions if
that’s called a segue
um what was what was one of your first
jobs you had like you know you grew up
and good question
huh I a good question yeah
yeah one of my first jobs um so I’ve
usually always worked with somebody that
I’ve known personally like I’ve never
had a job like say McDonald’s right I
never had any job like that it’s always
been like with my uncle or with my dad
or something of that nature okay um or
somebody at church or something like
that sure um but it’s always been
construction I’ve I’ve always uh like
that’s where I started I guess you know
my dad was a construction worker my
uncle was a construction worker my uh my
my cousins and my grandpa so like I just
sort of obviously fell into it yeah
yeah well you know my my my my dad and
my grandpa my great grandpa they they
all were on YouTube
so ow oh that’s cool they they weren’t
no nobody I I mean think my grand my my
I think both my grandparents passed away
before before uh YouTube was a thing
so they missed out on that think uh do
you think they would
approve
um I think there there’s things about it
they would have
loved um I think they would have been
interested in the things I’m doing on
YouTube I think they would have been
completely confused by most of it like
so you talk into the microphone and
people hear you and you’re okay with
that yes yes I am
Grandpa yeah and Mandy said facts and
didn’t think that you could make money
on the internet yeah yeah my my dad
literally said that the internet was a
fad really
yeah just that was that was before the
internet was not a
bad hello
chicken yeah uh could you make me some
fences um I have four fences right
here oh nice okay I’m going to push this
guy into a hole over here all right all
right get in
there oh no I can’t get out of here this
way where’d you go right here did you go
under there yeah cuz I couldn’t get up
the the the block was too
low yeah he Blown Away by the
influencers YouTubers are I absolutely
think my dad would probably be H
honestly my dad was old school probably
would have been like really disgusted by
how much influence YouTube
has
uhhuh so chat I have a question for
you here guys stand over by me here Tim
sure you’re doing
something which one of us is
older oh that’s not really that
fair look at my baby
face I’ll let you guys take a second our
eyes tell us tell us which one is
older uh black o 50 you’re not allowed
to answer cuz you’re my
son there you go I should take off the
uh f3b screen so people can see oh yeah
yeah so okay so we got so so far I don’t
think anybody’s fooled by
anything oh that’s good black ho 50 says
well I actually don’t know the chicken
is older by far you know that’s you’re
yeah okay you’re you’re right the
chicken probably is older oh dude we can
walk through here yeah yeah that wild
what what and the chicken can’t get
through that what is this chicken you
stink loser look I’m even holding the
seed he wants it and he can’t get
through here loser that’s funny
okay did did your chat answer at all
no no okay okay they’re
gone they left they’re like no you
they’re gone you asked that question
we’re out goodbye uh yeah yeah yeah I am
older than than Tim by uh by by a few
minutes
minutes yeah Amy Says
Thaddius okay all right all right I I I
don’t think there’s any uh competition
here at all no it must be my
maturity you just found out illegal to
punch a vending machine that stole your
money and Derby canes yes shooting it
with a 22 is perfectly
fine so so punching the vending machine
no no no no shooting it perfectly good
that’s all right makes sense yes so
socially acceptable yeah yeah my my my
boys and I are actually having a
conversation about that this morning on
our way to school um well I was taking
them to school I wasn’t going to school
um
just about like crazy arbitrary rules
that make no sense for instance no
hiding a beehive under your
hat there there’s a law oh I’ve heard
about these so there’s a I heard a law I
think it’s in like Kansas or it’s a
landlocked state okay so there’s no
access to the ocean but there’s a law
saying that you
can’t oh something about a whale like
you can’t transport a whale or
something weird like that like it makes
no sense cuz they don’t even have ocean
access that is that but they’re making
laws about whales yeah makes me wonder
if they like make these rules just like
you know there’s there’s lawmaker just
sitting there and like we should just
make one about a
whale no sleeping on refrigerators if
they’re outside that’s that’s a
law that is so weird so if it’s inside I
guess perfectly acceptable yeah yeah
like no riding your ugly horse I could
probably sleep in my refrigerator that
would be cool because then I could eat
that would be
cool I see what you did there yeah um
there’s a no marrying your horse was
one no no riding an ugly horse through
town don’t drop an ice cream cone out of
an airplane
window I don’t even think you get a open
nowadays I know it’s like who would even
open the window dude oh we’re idiots
we’re not counting how many fish we
caught well I mean oh and I’m eating my
fish oh no wait wait wait wait wait uh
statistics does it say fish cot fish cut
I have
[Music]
14 fish C how do you get to statistics I
forgot uh go to statist oh hit escape
and go to statistics fish caught 20
we’re going to be here a while no way
I’ve got way more fish in that this is
wrong this is wrong there’s way more
fish than that in there yeah I I think
it’s not catch not counting the uh the
um modded
fish oh that doesn’t count we got to
count the modded
fish no singing the alphabet at night
and Topeka
Kansas that’s that’s weird yeah but you
know you can sing whatever else at night
that’s all right like when the moon hits
your eye like a big pizza pie who throws
pizza at somebody’s face by the
way that’s weird yeah there’s a lot of
songs that don’t make any sense at all
no that’s not a motor that’s that would
be called like
assault 986 to go in 20 minutes
yeah so black hole 50 did say that uh
you could probably uh open a window in a
[Music]
Boeing you know the
747s yeah you
can’t well you shouldn’t open them but
they they fly open
anyway oh okay yeah yeah yeah yeah I see
what you’re saying
now loose bolts
yeah yeah yeah
yeah all right all right Destiny see you
in a few
minutes
so I’ve been asking all my questions Tim
what what what you said you had some
questions to ask yeah true um let me see
here let me see what good questions I
got
um okay this this might be hard one okay
all right but uh and I don’t know if
you’re you’ll even be able to answer
this but what is a life lesson that you
have learned while playing Minecraft
while playing Minecraft
ooh that’s a good that that’s that’s a
really good question it’s a very it’s a
hard question like yeah life lessons so
or or maybe maybe not necessarily a
lesson but just a reminder of a lesson
that you have learned in the past let’s
put it that way um that’s a good qu uh
take
chances you know don’t be afraid to take
Chan that’s I I’m I’m a I’m I’m a
classic
introvert M what is this that you got oh
oh oh oh dude I forgot about
these what is
that you got a enchanted chest
dude what
crazy all right all right you found a
treasure chest in the ocean yeah I’m
just going to leave it stuff in there
for now that’s they got a Mythic
chest
nice cool it’s got a stone pickaxe
that’s amazing in Kentucky you can’t
throw flowers at public
speakers almost about to uh almost that
time yeah to go to bed bedtime welcome
back Destiny all right
um so yeah so so I’m a I’m a classic
introvert so but I I like to try new
things and sometimes
um sometimes I I I forget to try new
stuff in Minecraft like take a chance
don’t don’t don’t uh don’t be afraid to
to do new
things oh yeah Destiny check it out we
we got we got a chest full of full of
goodies so we got seven ingots of iron
seven ingots of gold a knockback sword a
helmet protection
three oh wait wait is that diamond that
is a diamond helmet oh snap yeah Oak
planks oh qua logs a raw salmon I want
to catch a pretty
chest so we got some good stuff in
there
so you going I got another question for
you this one’s a this one’s a little
easier um and this one’s for chat too so
uh go ahead and feel free to answer but
if you could live in real life if you
could live in any Minecraft Structure
what would it
be so you know like a guardian Temple or
a villager house or the Mansion like
what what would it be
h
you know there’s some villager houses
that are pretty
nice mhm think I’d go for
that yeah my first thought was like I
would probably go for the Mansion but
then I’d have to clean it and fix it and
uh work on you know it’d be a lot of
work that’s that’s true smaller house is
a smaller amount of work that’s that’s
true Amy Says villager house yeah yeah
with you says completed Trail ruins
that’s a good one
I haven’t even looked at a trail ruins
can it be modded Minecraft Structure
black hole 50 asked or does it have to
be
vanilla uh I was thinking about vanilla
but what was what was he thinking um he
probably thinking something off of like
a teralith or a Yung or
something oh
okay I’m really jealous of your diamond
helmet there would you like to try it
on no no it’s it’s all right I I I don’t
need it
okay can I try it on yeah here you
go look at that oh I got the advancement
that’s all that we needed
right uh
yeah where’d you
go hello where did you throw my helmet
log
out oh dang it you noticed shoot I was
like I like where’s he going with my
helmet you see what he tried to do oh
PGE says inity would be cool I guess so
that wouldn’t be that bad hard to
navigate but they’re pretty neat
yeah ooh heating yeah so if you could if
you did move into any Minecraft
Structure obviously the mobs would be
friendly to you I mean it’d be like you
having that structure in real life oh
okay
yeah yeah there there’s some there’s
some villager structures that are pretty
cool
yeah so that I’m trying to think I yeah
go ahead go ahead no no no you’re trying
to think no no no I’m just trying to
think of like what would be cool to live
in uh the Mansion has lots of rooms mhhm
mhm for oh I just reeled it in before I
got a fish yeah I just did the same
thing but the Pillager Outpost would be
kind of cool too I
think you go up and have like a balcony
and barbecue up there you know MH
mhm yeah and you got it you got plenty
of rooms and it’s not too small it’s not
too
big so another Fortress would be would
be cool or a stronghold I mean yeah that
would be cool black hole 50 said
stronghold okay or a Nether Fortress
that’d be very dark and how about a
Bastion oh a good one though not not one
of those like falling through holes in
the
wall
yeah so with that with that um you know
we’re talking about different locations
and stuff that that are in
Minecraft um did you take a lot of
vacations growing up or even now with
your with your
family um um so as a kid not so much I
mean we went camping a few times
uh uh but I don’t my dad was a preacher
and then a missionary so it was kind of
hard for him to be able to take off to
be able to go like on vacations that’s a
good point that’s a good point um but uh
as having my own family now I try to
take them at least two or three times a
year just at least camping you know
mhm in fact my ooh okay so you got a
diamond helmet but look what I
got leather boot oh you know I can’t
beat that leather boots might as well
just throw this away and boots and pants
and boots and pants and boots
and so is there
any is there any uh um vacations that
stand out to you that you
took as a kid well as a kid as an adult
anytime
hey
Coraline yeah so one time we went to the
Lake of the Ozarks and we got a house
booat it was a massive house boat it was
like I don’t know 30 ft long nice and
there’s like 20 of us on there dude what
did you throw your diamond helmet in the
water I I was
[Applause]
jealous I I I saw that coming up and I’m
like no way
there’s just a random hat in the water
Coraline how are you I’m so glad that
you could make it to the stream
today I just had a really good idea oh
yeah this is an ocean right I think so
so they’re
shipwrecks is we got 5 minutes left in
the Stream do you want to go try to find
a
shipwreck sure I mean I just got a water
bottle I mean you can’t beat
that water bottles are awesome
okay you come with me all right let me
get rid of some of the stone here real
quick um do you have a do you have a
hold on hold on hold on I’m going to do
this I’m going I’m going to be a little
smart got to you going to be smart about
I to get some more
doors doors man doors more
doors okay all right got five minutes
left let’s
go okay let’s do it let’s go find we’re
going to go South all right you know
what we’re going to go whichever
direction you are taking us cuz you’re
driving so there is an island North in
on on just north of us called
Mao and I’ve been there you’ve been
there I’ve been there yeah about Mish
andol yeah yeah yeah yeah um yes we
we’ve lived in in Michigan since 2000
and we decid we finally went there was
it two years
ago did you find one
uhuh NOP just looking
okay and I absolutely loved it it was
jam-packed with people but I AB I
absolutely loved
it um that’s cool we rode bikes we did
the horse carriage black hole 50 hated
it because he doesn’t like horses
which we didn’t really we didn’t really
know that at the
time but even though there’s a lot of
people everybody was super happy and
super
friendly that’s cool so it it was it was
I I loved it I would go
back so there’s a uh there’s a place
kind of it’s in the same area but it’s
it’s an island and there’s no cars on
the island
mhm uh did you go is that the same place
yep there’s Mao City and and then
there’s Mao
Island so the island you take a fairy to
get
to Rand okay so we went on the
fairy that was
cool
okay go for it all right yeah so we took
the ferry onto the island mhm and then
we went to the fort and it was pretty
cool I remember getting ice cream it was
hot the ice cream was
hot no no the weather was was hot so I
got ice cream yeah we the the the we
went for we just we went and stayed on
on in in MOS City and then we went the
next day and cooled around on the on the
island rode our bikes around for a
while I don’t see any shipwrecks or
anything
cool yeah you think we’d find like one
this kind of crazy what kind of world is
this oh custom World somebody some lame
person
made but yeah I actually turn this boat
around I’ll turn this boat around right
now U I actually had a great time
though the city and the b no I like it
in fact it was one of one of my most
memorable uh vacations I guess all right
now that you mentioned that well good
good did you go when you were a kid or
as an adult
or uh yeah I was like 13 okay all right
so so a couple years ago
no uh I have no idea what our cords are
for uh just go north yeah I I don’t even
know if I’m going north oh dude it’s
getting
dark get out get out of the
boat stop the boat stop the boat what
are you doing stop the boat and get
out okay now get in okay okay now I’m
driving
okay I’m going
north I have mini HUD though I can see
it oh okay I I next stream I I need to
make sure I have mini HUD and all that
stuff installed
cuz so so here here’s a little here’s a
little secret here guys maybe you guys
don’t realize this but we didn’t really
plan very well for this for this for
this stream um didn’t we just start
planning this yesterday we I yeah yeah
we’re like well let’s try this okay and
you can’t just make an ocean world
anymore in Minecraft you can’t just do
like a single biome because it they it
creates the biome but not the terrain so
so I actually had to make this this
world jeez that exist got who good
getting shot at left and right by
Trident
guys so land aoy land ho I
mean there goes the thing again my
pirate words
ohy I I I somewhat I Oho there you go I
I I do plan things believe it or not I
I’d like to plan
things I like to to have an idea what’s
going
on Tim Tim not so much Tim Tim likes to
fly by the seed of his his coffee
cup I do that all the time well sir uh
it’s been it’s been it’s been fun I’m
going to sleep it’s been two hours fun
four minutes what are you talking about
chatting not for me says two hours for
me her chicken is
gone chicken’s gone bro did he he just
spawned no way I didn’t they not
despawn chickens aren’t supposed to
despawn
maybe that skeleton killed
him the skeleton that’s little jerk yeah
go get him go get
him you poultry killing
skeleton did you get him well he didn’t
have my chicken oh oh I got him but he
didn’t have my chicken
blast curses and foils I I don’t
know well we didn’t we
didn’t we didn’t get uh a I got Saddles
like is this easy mode it’s not easy
mode I mean we we got a decent amount of
chicken I mean we did have to you know
kind of get some stuff going and uh you
know do a little bit of Mining and do a
little bit exploring and but I I’d say
it’s pretty good start yeah as people
are saying goodbye by by sending every
emote I
have ah okay well uh see you bye yeah
all
[Music]
right so with that said everybody thank
you so much for coming I hope you guys
had fun uh with all the technical
difficulties it is 10:00 so it is that
time cool punch me in the face so thank
you so much for coming out I hope you
hit that like button I know there’s a
problem with your face there’s not a
problem with my face look how beautiful
my faces look at that I hope you guys
had a great time I know I did and I hope
I see you guys again very soon and until
I do a du to you and you and you a VI
Zan snitcher we know and stuff so thank
you so much everybody and I will see you
next time bye-bye
now
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This video, titled ‘Chilling and Surviving on a RAFT in Minecraft Survival 1.20.1’, was uploaded by Lord Thaddius on 2024-03-05 15:43:45. It has garnered 54 views and 18 likes. The duration of the video is 01:57:16 or 7036 seconds.
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