Unbelievable: Volcano Tiger Attacks in Minecraft!

I’m in trees why did I spawn in trees I’m not a bird am I why did I spawn in Trees that is just something I will never know blam did it okay where’s the music this is classic classic music all right now I can play wait okay we go I am encased in trees this will not help me why was I born in trees I will never know hi break

Out everyone knows you need to get wood it’s obvious oh okay I was born trees near water we want to get lots of wood that’s something you need to do in Minecraft at least that’s what I remember get lots and lots and lots of wood

Lots I think 18 pieces or higher is good enough for me woo 18 or higher here that sounds like a good amount did it come on 18 pieces of wood at the most you can do this nope no more pieces of wood coming out of that one okay this is the last

Tree last tree to break before we are good enough with all the good sets of stuff that we need 18 let’s just get a bit more because we don’t want to leave a tree standing hi there we go okay 20 pieces that’s pretty good we got

80 oh my goodness 80 pieces of wood we can make 20 crafting tables but that’s just silly all right 20 sticks we can make a a lot of goods let’s just put this this in our inventory for now a sword an axe a pickaxe a shovel and a hoe

Okay put this there we can only keep the shovel in there because it’s kind of not useful right now okay something that I like to do is I like to find a village why because villages fun the music is so like jumpy I like it okay ah okay

Up like we good wait now we’re let’s go The Adventures of magma beep it’s a bee hi be hi you’re cute where do you live I must follow him he will take me to where his home is oh where’d he go come back Mr Bee another bee where’ the bee go he’s up

There somewhere they live in the swamp up I fell in the water there was a hole that I didn’t see that’s why I fell I like to burn Villages but that’s mean I don’t want to burn a village that is mean that’s not nice hi

Pig oh no do you know what that is over there that’s a witch’s Hut better to be careful which Huts are very mean they’re full of baddies bad people hi sheep we’re looking for a village but this is a witch’s Hut so we got to be very careful sugar canes I always

Collect what how would that end up helping me make a a chest I don’t understand it’s on the top of the water really that’s pretty stupid that’s a bit stupid a black kitty it’s a black cat oh I see the witch in there oh

No all right what we want to do is be very sneaky don’t want her to see Us Sneaky I don’t think she’s sees us yet mightbe we want to break the bottom one first oh Hi ow poison that’s not very nice oh no he hit the cat the poor kitty kitty it wasn’t even anything in here where’ it go it’s okay kitty where’d it go ow ow Oh put me in here how do I get in stop ow how long does the poison last okay now I’m good but I need to eat I didn’t bring any food just run no run I can’t run you keep your kitty and you keep your stuff I’m running

Away okay we’re far enough I think the witch will stop chasing us now okay no to self don’t mess with witch Huts I still don’t have any food and I’m not killing an animal that’s cuz it’s mean unless it’s for survival no no it’s still mean which Huts fishes no unless I’m

Going to feed a kitty oh okay I guess I got to kill some things right it’s it’s Fine yes it’s justifi because I’m killing him so I can survive that’s what animals I think do they’ll be fine though they respawn I need your leather please sweet I got leather I need more of that and I can get boots I love the Music Okay okay done boots we need leather boots froggy froggy froggy hi what’s your name it’s a froggy WAOW that’s so cool you are so adorable I will name you Ted Ted the Frog if only I could tame you that’d be so Cool I want to tame it it soon I’m going to take it back and be my pet I want it to be my pet but I can’t do that yet because I don’t have a home nor do I have a place to stay but I like staying in villages

Or at least close to them why because you get loot not loot but you get stuff from them by trading flowers flower flower flower flower flow what I want to join you I can’t I this okay so something about this is that we can’t actually have people join because for some reason uh

The game is bugged to where I can’t actually invite people I can only do split screen which is s which really sucks so I do apologize let’s get some Stone I get stone tools Yes at least a little bit oh no it’s be coming night coal we found coal yay we got to make a furnace and we get to do good sting good things we get Coal and we get all other things and then we get good stuff mining it’s because we’re in Minecraft get all the goods it’s becoming night time I can tell it’s right outside my door I can hear the night times not going night night because we don’t have the equipment for night night we don’t have a bed and if we don’t have a bed we can’t go night

Night the rules of Minecraft my goodness this goes on for a while we have lots of coal there so much so much coal okay I think that ends about there for this one okayy okay that’s the end of that one okayy I think we found all the coal oh no it’s night

Time they say don’t go out at night but you know I kind of have to right now skeletons okayy there isn’t much on this island beside a swamp that’s all I’ve seing so far no no no no no leave me alone I’m trying to survive lots of things hide in these

Darkness he’s not fun what is your favorite animal uh Village um that’s not my favorite animal um my favorite animal that’s a hard one zombie uh no that’s not that’s not an animal um if I had to have a favorite animal it would be uh uh guinea pig stupid zombie I

Win okay we found a village it only takes longer for us to find a village but nope not for magma that’s a whole ho of zombies creeper no bad creeper Creeper’s bad skeleton no yeah attack the skeleton ow that hurt this is quite a big Village I say we sleep immediately

Which I exactly intend to do sleep sorry this my bed for a night this is my bed for a night I’m sorry daytime okay we survived uh oh your guys’s bridge is blocked off well I can help help ah what was that scream oh well I rebuilt the bridge I am so

Kind get out of the water oh no missed me but I get all this dirt what oh it’s a baby cow hi cow wow this is like two Villages mixed into one this is huge H to you too okay I know how to make this look nice ah there yes that’s

Good okay uh what are you toolsmith Stone Mason darn it I thought or tool Smith ion Golem he’s so cool hi hi you like roses I like them too you are nice you’re cute I will name you Harry Harry the Iron Golem what do you see it’s a baby

Villager I think Harry sees something he’s walking a bit quick what’s wrong Harry people would normally steal crops not me I’m nice I take your poisonous potato though because I understand why you won’t want that because those are yucks they’re yucky oh my God this Village is huge we must have a blacksmith

Blacksmith there’s so many farmers yes this is a thriving community of farmers it’s like a farming Village that’s what it is we have a a stone no okay so I I heard that they don’t mind you taking their stuff that’s what someone told me three diamonds that’s

Enough to make an a diamond pickaxe lots of iron two iron Pi pickaxes yes that’s how I say it um nice we get goodies I also got iron armor iron shoes and iron leggings I think that’s pretty good in my book I get a bit of armor now nice I

Think I’m going to sleep in this house cuz this house has two floors two floors what what more could you want uh how do you get up here I guess I could make a little something for them there we go well now it has a floor I know you guys are looking for

Wheat and all but like you don’t need to go that far it’s the old Minecraft music Nostalgia I wish we had more villagers because apparently we don’t have a blacksmith right now either that or he he he died which I hope is not the case cuz blacksmiths are

Cool I I’m going to stay in this Village I did within a few minutes of playing within under 15 minutes like I didn’t mine them but I still got them you know goody imagine what Ro pork chop would taste like probably yuck wouldn’t taste very good at least in my

Opinion I don’t think I don’t think I would want to try it it is not a good taste after all I could build my house above the water or I could build the underwater but that take too much time I think I’ll build my house like

Right here cuz like when you think about it it’s near the trees so I can just go over there and get some like resources and there’s also stuff right here I think I’m becoming an awesome Builder man ye I better repair this stuff that way we got extra extra place

To build on top of right that’s what we get okay there we go okay build my house it’s kind it has to be kind of wide and kind of big darn it it’s not big enough well what I’m saying is we don’t have enough

Wood okay so my plan is that we go into there I could build a I could build a um oh no we got some more wood um um what we could do is we could build um a bit of a um oh we got a crafting

Table what am I doing I’m silly silly magma oh we could make a we could make the iron we can make iron stuff already goodness I’m so good okay diamond pickaxe for later because yes oh wait do we have one more Diamond thing no we don’t I’m silly let’s make an iron chest

Plate oh my goodness I become a warrior but we don’t get the iron helmet darn it I was looking forward to having an iron helmet oh well iron sword yeah I have an iron sword I want only craftable items first okay BL no not Blast Furnace

Furnace is what I was going to say furnace furnace ugy ah I thought you could cook stuff like that no apparently not there we go sugar cane Farm yes get a sugar cane Farm going we get all the goods and then we’re even better a I got

To make blue dye but this could look good in front of my house you know like a little Little Flower Farm yay flowers we also need uh I could have made a shears I wouldn’t have to continuously kill everything did I get more nope nope I did not that’s

Fine all we need to do is go into the forest get some more wood find some more iron eventually so I can shear sheep instead of killing them because I don’t like to kill things it’s kind of not it doesn’t sit well with me oh red roses oh

No those are called uh yeah roses my bad um that looks like a giant waterfall I like it it’s so cool I forgot where the swamp was so that means I forgot where the witch was oh well her loss well my L actually because I don’t

Know whether I will get that cat again it’s fine wood wood wood wood wood wood that’s grass oh no it’s leaves my bad wood wood more wood more yay I think I’m going to do uh a lot until the uh wooden axe breaks because then practically it’s

Useless you can do anything with a broken wooden axxe it makes me think were wooden axes ever an actual thing in real life cuz I don’t know if they do the job it’s like fighting fire with fire it doesn’t do anything I know it’s just a phrase but still I’m making a

Point I don’t think wood would be strong enough to take on wood but you never know I’m not an expert at wood stuff I was never in fact so I’ll never know maybe if I research it but I don’t have time oky we are good I got some more sticks that’s good that’s

Good all right now all we need to do is make a lot that’s that’s quite a lot now that I’m looking at it oh my goodness that is a lot I think I’ve got more than enough to make a house now well no time like the

Present I want it to at least be five blocks tall so let’s see one two three four five so that’s one two three four five good darn it I have to use my own axxe well then again I can just make more because I’ve got so much

Wood he no is it becoming night time again I have I haven’t even made the house yet full and I need torches oh wait I put the um the uh the coal in the uh furnace so I can just technically get it darn it okay okay we have plenty more 64 hey that

Rhymes plenty more 64 come on then all we need is the roof after this oh no will I not have enough for the roof I won’t have enough I need to go back ra darn it ow okay run for it run for a house that has a bed in It Go

Okay ow that hurt go in there we go iy I did we’re fine we’re fine oh god oh no it’s him what do you need okay that is actually I guess okay but I don’t know about the other stuff sugarcane I can understand um nothing major really I could just

Make a I can make a wooden not a wooden an iron shovel yeah that’s going to do me good an iron shovel yeah do do do no you have to take face the cold steel I feel mean get him okay an apple that’s cool okay there we go there we go

This might be the last One yep I knew that would Happen fly sorry don’t fly swim it’s okay uh it’s okay don’t need to apologize oh darn It it’s still not enough oh my goodness ah looks like we need even more goodness so much wood is required for this I feel feel like I’m wasting a lot of good precious wood see this is why I don’t like making a house cuz it takes too long this is

Why I prefer to be a mle underground house underground house is Ru in my opinion at least does this not even work too please it’s nothing be enough oh we’re only a couple blocks short two blocks ah I need two pieces of wood two I don’t even have two where’s the

Rest of my wood I want more wood stop I am going to have to go further into the Wilderness uhoh uhoh uh-oh drowns drown drowny drown no I I heard the drowns they’re not nice people okay you see I not only do I want to

Make a house but I also want to make the floor out of wood why because it’s better makes things a lot better okay okay let’s play some more of these that way we get more later okay there we go get out of the water it’s dangerous We There we

Go okay now all I need is some coal I don’t like that sound I don’t like that at all I do not like the sound of scary sounds why can I not make a where is what where’s the Torches I don’t see torches can I not make torches

Huh I I have all the ingredients I am confused okay let me do this then put sticks there and coal there okay yes I can make sticks okay I didn’t need to make that many but you know in case I ever go to a mine it’ll be

Useful and now all I need is a door boom door I’ll make double door double door I do not know why I find that funny but I just do there we go now I just need to dig out the floor why because I’m making something okay let’s continue

See I don’t want to dig out the whole floor cuz otherwise I I have a huge gaping hole inside the house and that’s not very pretty there we go okay we obviously do need more you know let’s just put the coal back in there and and get some cooked

Pork CHS pork CHS yes I said that I got a shield now that’s good I need to kill a sheep for wool there we go I killed some pigs but still still a decent kill I like to say call cuz it’s more nicer okay I found this sheep but I want

To kill the um ones that are more common cow leather moo to you too moo okay there we go six leather holy cow cow where are the rest of the sheep sheep used to be so common I could just steal a bed hi hi hi hi I almost thought I just jumped off something and now I that I would have toen fall damage that would have been very bad let’s make a leather helmet because yes doesn’t increase my defense by much does it it doesn’t but you know it’s still something it increases it by

Something that’s good in my opinion that’s good you it’s better than nothing in my opinion uh the white W can stick with me put that in there because we don’t need it yet um put some of the meat in there too I have one Oak plank what the heck cooked pork chops

Sweet and it’s dark out well this isn’t good I could take one of the beds but I’m not going to do that I am a lovely person just go sleep in someone’s bed for one more time and that’s it I swear don’t notice me don’t notice me don’t notice me bye-bye

You know I could have just tooken a sheep but then it’s SM not as fun don’t kill good okay they’re safe I okay they’re safe for a second I thought they weren’t no string darn it oh there is there is some gnarly stuff going on down there

Holy okay I’m going to have to check that out later I’m just so glad this isn’t an abandoned Village because woo I would have cried yummy h Huh I 32 rotten flesh you need 32 not the amount I currently have okay I’ll do that later

Wool did I get to yeah I got wool where’s the I heard it that’s a brown sheep darn it I need more white wool you know I I think the hardest ore to find is like Emerald because um I’ve never found Emerald before in in my game plays whenever I’ve played this game

I’ve almost never and I and I quote almost never actually I’ve never found emerald ore if never have I’m starting to think it’s a myth if you found emerald ore then do say it right now because you are are a legend in my opinion because I’ve never found

It and I don’t think it exists sad okay I’ve got 21 So that obviously means I can make a bed and with this bed I can sleep I did well you’re lucky think I have my bed there okay I have a bed now sweet there we go

Mutton oh you’ve got to be kidding me I thought he would have dropped the Trident oh he dropped copper though that’s cool I love copper no destroy all the evil of the world I shall I will do it no evil will remain I think I just accidentally equipped some

Vine don’t think I was meant to do that oh dear did I actually just get some Vine okay no I didn’t I thought I did I got very concerned it’s not a bad thing but it’s just I don’t want to vine in my inventory collect the all the

Wood 53 this should be more than enough I don’t think I I’ll need to come back over here for a while and I repeat I while let’s pray actually okay now now that I’m looking at this I probably will need to come back but you know we never know okay darn it

Okay I don’t think I will need to come back because this doesn’t seem like the amount I’ve already got okay here we go I have officially made a house yes oh that looks like a dark corner there there we go every single part of my house has been lit nothing

Can spawn oh just put one right there put one right there there we go no places for a mob to spawn yay rotten flesh copper Ingot I could um build a farm now now that I’m thinking about it but I’ll need a lot of dirt a

Lot and the only place I can ever think of doing that is literally on the ocean you know that’s not such a bad idea darn it okay it’s fine it’s not like there’s anything in here right now anyway I get layers yes yes we did it we’re doing great I think I’ll put

The other iron pickaxe in the chest because we don’t really need two on us okay um we don’t need to keep the hoe either right now cuz we’ve made everything I’m sure the neighbors won’t mind us borrowing a few goodies just for once though I know I

Said I wouldn’t take crops but this is just once we have a black Smith a weapon Smith whatever they call him what’s that sword do might one knock back one you’re good you would give me a lot for coal boy there’s coal right here you’re just basically telling me hey go over there

Get that I’ll give you something good yes sir I’ll give you all the Goods basically got our own free mine right here goodness ha I heard the wandering Trader say that just now we have 15 didn’t he say he needed more than that Cole how much yeah he needs 15 yes I’ve done my first trade no you’ve just given me something I’m not giving you back

This though we did have a certain iron something on him it did look cool ah who am I kidding I’m not going to do that for a while let me go to the fire lands I hear these guys do nothing I’m not going to kill them though I know most people would kill

Someone like that because they are no of no use to the Village I’m not the that kind of person no that’s that’s just rude you can’t just kill someone because they’re lazy that’s not punishable by Co it’s not in my opinion at least where is something I can actually use as crops

Ra seed good found a fresh seed uh can I just take at least one potato seed is this that’s sweet okay I’m just taking one one potato seed so far well they’re not really called potato seeds they’re really potatoes but still deal with it okay that goes there that goes there

This goes in here the Sun is going down I better hurry okay there we go there’s that all right now we need to go inside before the the the mobs spawn let me sleep please before the mobs spawn you little crap that’s my bed don’t sleep in my bed you little

Crap he tried to sleep in my bed how dare he this is mine I made this house it’s my my bed my bed mine I’m trying to look to see if there’s like any carrots no they’re just growing potatoes I want carrots too ends with the trading

Routine darn it I want more than just potatoes what about beet truit beetroot and carrots those I can agree on what are these beetroot seeds what are these more potatoes okay what are these beetroot seeds sorry more potatoes are you stuck in there get out goodness how would a villager manage

To get stuck in there I’ll never understand I’ll obviously need more dirt at some point to expand the farm but not right now the farm will do just fine at least as of right now further on I’m probably going to need to expand it somehow what is this

Carrot okay we do have carrots I’ll need to expand okay we got Beach root should we like oh I don’t know if I should make like another part to the thing or not probably yes I probably should do that the stuff like watermelons and pumpkins can wait for now in my opinion

Just just that’s how I do things and plus walking on the dirt doesn’t exactly reset it it just makes it well it does nothing you have to jump on it for it to have any effect H it’s just one block what am I doing hey I’m standing on top of clay

Boom I left the hole in the house BRB okay I don’t know if my message just sent but in case it sent the uh I’m on my new channel I just joined your server can’t wait to reunite with everyone can’t wait to have you back feel free to stay on the stream for

A while if you so wish no carrot goes there this goes there and now what I’m thinking will happen is that wait wait wait wait wait wait wait yeah don’t break don’t break don’t break don’t break don’t break it didn’t break I’m a genius multiple carrots for everyone yes he look

Sugarcane where’s the sugar can gone there it is oh my goodness I am a genius yes please do St around I missed having you around here okay I think I’ve made everything chicken no these are not yours they’re seeds get off the farm oh my goodness they are growing

Faster than my crops grow faster crops can this part like right here just like get watered already because I don’t want it to die that’d be sad all that hard work do you like my look I like it the hero that everyone needs ah I see is

That is that tree on fire or am I crazy what is that what what what happened over here what the heck happened oh lava I had no idea oh no that’s not very good well let’s just hope the lava stays far away from our village and I arise from the

Waters I’m born a new Waterman yeah okay I got new seeds that but I did get get EX exent from my exam that’s cool but when and went to my BR is oh that’s great happy for you right well I think I’m pretty well equipped to start looking in a place

That I have been wanting to go down to for a while this weird mine that slowly I said slowly creeper blow up blow up wait was there one behind me I thought there was one behind me goodness oh more coal cool okay is it just the coal that’s

With me right now okay it’s just the coal that’s with me right now is that all the coal oh no there’s more I would have been scared if I just dig straight into a deep hole that would not have been good okay is that all oh that’s all of it

Goodness no that’s not all of it if I get enough coal I’ll be able to get another Emerald from that one guy who really likes emeralds I mean who really likes coal because he sells if I sell him coal he’ll sell me emeralds he probably uses the coal to get his

Furnaces going or whatever I don’t know I don’t have have his job I have my own job creeper die what’s down here anyway oh nothing really there’s really nothing down here I thought there would have at least been something well oh there’s more coal that’s pretty

Much it I haven’t found any iron yet the rest of the iron that I found was from the village I might be able to get two emeralds with this many coal this much coal and I could be rich with emeralds did I miss anything nope oh new level experience my bad

Experience you don’t call them levels here for some reason okay 25 I think that’s almost worth that’s almost worth two I know math 15 + 15 is 30 ow okay um what else was I looking for B I rebuilt this bridge I’m proud of myself hey who here wants coal who wants

Coal I think I know who does this boy wants coal you want coal there you go I got two emeralds now sweet who here wants an emerald or two he he will give me bricks he’ll give me bread what will you give me blue dye that’s a bloody ripoff do you want

Something he’ll give me bread too well good to know we have an infinite source of farmers cuz this is practically a farming town at this point Yeehaw got gunpowder better stash that for later where’d it go oh there we go what I’m going to be looking for is a Sweet

Berry bush because well obviously it’s going to be an extra crop who doesn’t want extra crops unless you’re idiot I’m joking no one here is an idiot oh we just barely got enough that’s kind of sad okay we don’t have much more in here so that’s kind of sad

Um well I got cooked mutton that’s good at least I need to find some sort of mine the mountains up there might have something but I’m trying to look for a Snowy Mountain hey would anyone try and tell me if you can guess why would I be

Looking for a Snowy Mountain to mine in if you can guess I’ll be proud of you what does the snowy mountain have different from other mountains if you dig into a Snowy Mountain deep enough what will you find if you can guess the answer I will give you a ribbon

What is most likely to be found in a Snowy Mountain guys or at least underneath one that fire is spreading that’s not good well it can’t spread across water so I’m at least happy about that can you not this is my bed you hooligan fire but yeah why would I be looking for

A Snowy Mountain guys please do tell me I know the answer you should too if you know the answer that is um what am I looking for over oh yeah what I haven’t played much Minecraft in forever so you do not know what you are most likely to find in a Snowy

Mountain oh that’s just perfect because I can’t wait to show you guys all right this looks like a little mine I could be getting used to well that’s the end of our Mining Adventure at least for this one join us next time where we explore over there

I’m joking we’re we’re going to look for more I’m so glad this is not just a random island in the middle of nowhere because that would have been so sad I could go over there to those trees if I go over there to those trees I could find something well let’s

Go I probably would like to backtrack but you know who needs backtracking these days okay normally I get emeralds from Snowy Mountains no no no no no that’s not what I’m talking about guys what is the most dangerous thing you can find in a Snowy Mountain something of Pure Evil

Something that will hunt you down a fox that’s not what can hunt you down but you know like I I’m happy hello he’s sleeping oh my God he’s so cute I need I need the Beres this this is why I’m coming over here yeah Warden yeah

That thing that’s where you can find in a Snowy Mountain you can find find the deep dark and you have a small chance of finding an ancient city too where’s the berry bush I need a berry b i saw it I saw it I saw it I saw it

Yep yes I got berry bush ow ow ow ow ow hi I thought he was angry at me but then I realized oh no there’s a fox nearby I wonder why wolves don’t attack us like as humans that’s kind of confusing to me because we are they would hunt Us in

Real life but they don’t want to do it here it’s kind of confusing ow my armor is starting to really Hurt wait would you be interested in cooked oh my God would he like this would would you okay come with me come with me I don’t want the wool block I want the other block the other Roar mutton Roar would you come on out come on eat this damn it okay well he’s not going to eat it hi Fox okay okay okay oh no they were hunting the Sheep that’s what they were doing got it oh my God okay stay completely still and he will take the berries yes I got bubas I help to have a baby oh my God it is so cute enjoy your life little One God where is the snow S mountain when you need one they were so easy to find a few days ago baby fox I know it’s so cute I want to squish it cheeks and I want to call it a name I want to name it but I can’t

Because if that wolf is going to kill what I think it’s going to kill R why isn’t it working a ah I’m trying to find a Snowy Mountain but I can’t even well I think we found something else boys and girls um Okay you know they always say that that means Herobrine is watching you guys do realize Herobrine was not made by the developers of Minecraft he was made by the fandom that’s why I don’t even like Herobrine because if he was legitly made by the people who made Minecraft then I

Would like him but no people have to say oh that means he’s here he’s not even in Minecraft people used to think that but he’s not he’s just um creepy pasta at the end of the day next thing you know Herobrine comes out of nowhere yeah what

Mate there’s a piece of iron up there I could dig straight up hey don’t dig straight up you’ll die nope that’s the other way around I don’t think this is high enough oh no it was oh there’s another piece of iron up there let me at it oh more

Copper okay that’s all the copper I can get from that at least oh for yeah okay let me get up there to get more of the iron okay I got all the iron that I required unless there’s some down there ow okay finding Herobrine and PE the heck

You need to give it a bone oh I forgot about that for a second yeah for a hot second I forgot bones what you need my bad I’m kind of stupid iron that was only one remember when you would just mine iron and it would come out as an Ingot the good old

Days I’m coming ow ow well now I can definitely tame one because I’ve got iron now copper copper copper going to get the bloody copper copper copper copper you know what I love about Minecraft is the lore the lore I like a lot I like the lore because L well it tells you

About a lot about things does it not I don’t know why I like copper yeah I’ll be sure to do that thank you anyway so sorry about that someone came in just start telling me something real quick wow this gets deep oh yeah blow up creeper shoot me come on do it you

Won’t wow this gets deep holy crap this is like a very yeah this is huge oh my God this is a very deep mine oh there’s like three creepers down there three oh sweet goodness it goes over there baby’s first mine okay well this is not going to be

Very fun but you know first time there’s lapis I see it ow blow up had a boy there are so many mobs down here I’m scared I see gold gold is worth it if anyone says gold is useless I will smack is that is that the only one only one Diamond only one

Bruh there was only one kind of sad am I being shot at again you stop [ __ ] oh sorry I didn’t mean to swear I’m actually really angry at that because it’s like they can knock you down and you’ll just ah you know you’ll fall and lose a lot it’s not fun found

Gold that’s a win in my book okay if anyone tells me gold is useless I’ll just remind them of Pickins I’ll for why does it drop why can’t I just have the whole thing hm is that all the gold that’s really all of it okay you’re the boss need to just

Eat shoot the zombie yes oh no at least I came never repaired yay you killed your friend like oh is that more iron up there more gold ow Ow that’s a lot of gold that’s oh that’s just mostly iron but who said that’s not that’s not bad that’s not bad all right going to just go ahead and grab that one thing now okay there’s so much in this mine I love it there’s like so much gold like up

There for example a lot of gold oh you’re an ass sorry for the swearing again I just really hate these things I want to get to the gold ra okay good ow maybe I should just take a little rest no go away just resting sweet why don’t I just run through this cave

Huh what’s what’s going to happen something bad will happen doubt it it just goes deeper does isn’t it oh my God we’re just going deeper more gold he so cool I like gold at least I’m not Sprint jumping and all that stupid stuff lava red diamonds this kidding it’s red

Stone are you guys all here still there like you’ve gone silent am I the only one left here more gold okay good to know you’re all still here this is a lot of gold Enderman no got him oh well I thought I’d find a few other

Things in this mine but I guess that won’t be the case stop it with that noise waa this looks like a giant room what am I saying of course it is very big room wow this is huge so very huge it’s a big room who knows what kind of things you’d find in

Here that’s a goodies I did see lapis uh earlier but I didn’t get to get it because I was too focused on other things curs it go away mean I’m trying kind to look to see if there’s like any other stuff down here that I’ll need to be worried

About jump over The Lava ow that really hurt just realized what am I saying I just realized it really hurts of course it really hurts it’s lava no no fly fly fly up quickly ow oh it seems they’re back in a normal mine now huh I can’t waste any I can’t eat another

One or else I’ll be wasting um precious food that could be turned into crops ow I know I could save you but it is not worth it oh no there’s so much stuff down here mhaa build up now the whole place down here looks deadly well I found a mine shaft so

That’s kind of cool at least I didn’t die oh that’s a lot of stuff down there oh there there’s lots of stuff down here yep that’s a farmer dead Villager it’s a chest yes new crops all of this name tag bread torches melon seeds good now you can go down There I could eat some glow fruit I will some there we go oh dear maybe I should have bring that other iron pick with me now that I’m thinking about it well too late now see this is the thing about Minecraft you the deeper you go the better your loot

But the harder to get out when you’re in lapis there we go cool stuff boom boom I don’t know where I’m going spiders okay none of them saw me Golden Apple heck yes ah you know now that I think about it maybe there was a way to save that villager

Back there because now I have a golden apple oh well he’s saved in death now I saw another chest you aren’t taking it from me coal another name tag coal call melon seeds holy crap C I think I just looked into the Ender’s eyes yep Ender exe has stopped

Working yeah I’m just going to back up a bit and run is a spawner okay nope I can’t eat that one now oh I have bread with me I’m doing what am I doing I’m silly Bread oh my God I’m freaking great this spawner room is really something huh oh hello um if if you guys know why I went o dis 13 oh dear dis 13 really happy to see you here mhm very happy Indeed this goes deeper out I’ll blow up uh I got to get more loot or else it’s just going to be worth for nothing ow okay that was just my fall damage thank goodness lapis heck yes go me I thought I lost some there F okay I’m fine I’m fine nothing bad

Happened well at least nothing in incredibly bad happened is what I’m trying to say but you know something bad could happen if I wasn’t careful as I was I think I’ve gone a bit too deep now just now realizing [Applause] it you can’t do that that’s scary game’s trying to scare me I’m

Fearless y’all still there everyone how is my armor doing all doing pretty good okay oh great going to have to waste a bit of stuff like this thought I had a baby zombie for a second that was not Good where the heck am I going is this an even deeper mind out deeper M shaft huh we’re in an even deeper M shaft oh hi Oh we must be a bit too deep now guys I found the deep dark not the thing we’re looking for though but

Still we’ve got obsidian over here that’s good that’s actually really good cuz if I collect it we could use it to get to a certain somewhere oh but that’s also there so that’s not very good okay how much obsidian do we need okay wait why is it counting me as under go

Away ow what the [ __ ] skeletons now that’s what you [ __ ] fight I hate that they do it now now they should leave me alone goodness gracious all right now I can collick this no wait that’s an that’s iron I think that’s deep dark music I’m hearing oh [ __ ] Ah hi deep dark music how are you doing ah is everyone still here NOP okay you’re still here I can’t believe I found the deep dark this is so Scary wait this is this is the sunken city music I’m not at the sunken city I’m in the deep dark am I in the sunken city no this is just a part of it I’m near a sunken city but I’m not in the sunken city right right I’m going to break all this stuff yeah that’s right try and spread now huh how you going to spread now what if I break all of it huh all this XP you gathered yeah I’m breaking it all I’m destroying it I’m the destroyer of the Skull stay far away from the Lava I could just kill you with this right for a second there I thought I saw even more of it up There if I was on top of a sunken city that’ be pretty scary but I’m thinking that’s not what’s happening hearing the Sun City Music is all right hello Diamonds sweet oh more diamonds yes more diamonds [ __ ] sorry I swore again oh no it killed the Bat that poor Bat okay that’s not more of it up there am I I’m below I’m I’m pretty sure I’m below zero yeah because otherwise this music would not be playing right now how much of it is up there how much it it up how much of it is up here that seems like quite a Lot quite a bit quite a bit of it is right up here that makes me think I’m near the sunken city but I’m not otherwise this situation would be much worse oh no there’s more of it down here I better be happy there’s no like um screes cuz otherwise we’d be summoning a

Certain someone wouldn’t we just look at all of this it’s like a mini Cave of the stuff it’s really spreading isn’t it no you get lots of XP from it if I continue to mine at all that is oh my God there’s more up there too what is

This oh no well there goes my pickaxe better use the diamond one yeah we’re definitely near a sunken city oh my God this is creepy well we’re not in a sunken city though we’re not we haven’t found one yet which I think is a good sign

Definitely would not want to be in it right Now Am I going to be finding a sunken city or something cuz if that’s the case this is not going to end well for me the skull is just everywhere in this Cave it’s just everywhere my gosh is that more of it that’s more skull my Goodness that’s a lot more skull it goes down to this lava Source I’m just going to type a command in because I can I just want to know how close we are to a sunken city locate structure um ancient sorry they’re called ancient cities Ancient city we must be pretty far away from the closest one right okay 1,656 blocks away that’s pretty far 750 block 750 blocks okay okay well I’m going to just really quickly do something with my settings I want to see coordinates because if I can do

That I can give you guys a juicy time time and show you where the sunken city is we could look for it and scare the absolute heck out of me which I don’t think everyone wants but I I definitely know that some people would find it funny and I like to make people

Laugh have I no can I ah show coordinates there we go luy I did it cord’s now on so now all I need to do is find the sunken city I just need to know where I’m going first so we’re near the skull I know that

Much well we’re not we’re not near it we are on skull we are in skull it’s like the skull is everywhere but so that means where there is Skull there is a ancient city it’s kind of scary when you think about It okay okay it is approximately 754 blocks away but where would I be going is that block one 11656 okay so I would okay so depth is 1,400 I need to be deeper or I oh no wait that’s just telling me what I angle I have to be at well to give you guys a juicy experience I guess I’m going to follow the skull but that means I’ll need to be at block 1,656 which I don’t know which one that Is 1,56 1,656 okay so that means I need to go to 1,400 and that means I need to get okay I know where I’m going oh Good I’m doing this for you Guys Okay Key this should be fun okay so I know I’m using cheats but fight me 1,656 that’s what that one means and then4 1,400 that means I have to go this way right no that means I have to go this way is that block 4,000 1,400 okay and then the other

One I’m going to be going for a while but I’m still going to make it oh this is a new block easy mine too I can see just Fine block 1,400 Yeah we’re in an ancient city I could tell either that or we’re near it we’re heading there perhaps we should startop going this way 1,600 okay how many blocks away are we Now are we getting any closer okay so seven we’re at okay so if I go like this does that make me go closer let us ask it again locate structure Ancient city yep we’re getting closer by doing this so how far do we want to be 720 blocks so that means at block 1656 we’re going to be going for a while that’s fine doing this for you guys look at all this stuff I have in my

Inventory some of it’s going to be very well used when I’m home I know I’m using coordinates to find a place but you know I’m not cheating into creative I just heard a zombie how close does that make us I’m hearing zombies oh I’m hearing lava it’s not exactly a good thing

Okay just go around it I thought this was skull all right how close are we now 648 blocks away okay let me do that again 646 what if I went this way no that’s wrong button 16 46 okay it’s still the same we just going to keep going forward

Basically I was starting to think we’re nowhere near the village I was at before Oh we will respawn there if I die and I have keep inventory on so I don’t need to worry about losing anything we’re going to find so much good loot then we’re going to go to the

Nether be so cool my diamond pickaxe better not break I paid good money for this I hear more lava if I come on to Lava again that’s just a weird very suspicious thing to okay this is oddly convenient oh hi is there a way I could perhaps go around

You think that speaks a lot of nose Okay how close am I now 591 blocks away we progress to 700 blocks no not 700 200 zombies what if I just keep putting it forward we are still not that much closer I will get you guys the sunken city that you really want no

Doubt oh no I think we’re near yeah we’re near the sunken city all right yep yep we’re near it oh diamonds well at least that’s a good sign right my wonder if I keep going this way will I be heading any closer okay maybe not Okay we are obviously oh hi diamonds hi okay well okay well it’s obvious that we’re near uh the the uh the skull so that’s good I guess oh more diamonds sweet oh even more diamonds oh even more Sweet I’m not going to like this am I probably Not where there is Skull music there is Skull and when there is Skull there is an ancient city nearby by which is never a good sign how much further 511 blocks shouldn’t be too far Now I’m mining quite a lot okay that music is not any more comforting than it should be Hi we’re getting there ancient city is close By I’m new welcome this isn’t my actual voice but I’m just doing this voice oh well this is just skull but of a hell of a lot if I must say so it’s like a Skull Cave holy crap oh no oh no no no that’s not good okay

Okay that’s not good that’s really not good we are near a sunken City I’m I’m drinking up more streams okay then I get only one more strike okay so there is a there is a shrier I’m not even near the sunen city and yet I can already summon the Warden what the [ __ ] why is there so much it’s literally like an infection happened down here it’s like a blasted infection okay there’s nothing over there hi there’s so much skulk it’s like a skull infested cave bloody hell I don’t go back to the screecher whatever the hell they call it all right

Stop going to alert him oh that’s not good okay okay you guys want the warden I hi Mr Warden hi Mr Warden am I gone the wrong way I’ve gone the wrong way okay no I haven’t okay okay it’s fine he can’t follow you down this hallway okay okay okay it’s [Applause] okay it’s okay it’s okay okay That is actually [Applause] [Applause] terrifying M M Mhm that’ll be quiet when this thing’s Around [Applause] I H oh [ __ ] hi Warden oh y he hears me It’s like a [ __ ] horror Game oh my God I actually hated that is he still There Okay I don’t know how close he is anymore hi rad I’m being absolutely chased by something big is it gone I think it’s gone okay Man oh my God I I thought he was still here what’s gone you Him him yeah that Guy Wen I can’t kill it it’s not killable at least by me that’s cool that’s cool grandmother sorry my grandmother came in she had to ask me she had to tell me some amazing news oh well I I have no hunger left so just all right I’ll fight it I’ll win

Watch how easy it is to fight this thing all right I’ll kill it in a few shots all right I ain’t I ain’t a [ __ ] all right I’ll fight this thing with my bare hands let’s go boy she finally good is it [Applause] she oh you want to oh yeah I’ll

Fight I didn’t even get a single hit on all right just slowly spawning in again there we go now I’m back and Magma’s gone well I think he got terrified well I’m going to put all the loot I got from it from that place in here I got some decent

Stuff but I also got a real ass kicking so what did we learn oh my God I thought that was the [ __ ] like deep dark music I think I’m still there oh no all right the rest of this stuff can go bye-bye because I don’t need as much

Stuff on me as I already do have this can become one of my plants because why not I want a plant like this you know what screw it we’ll make this out of deep slate and screw it there we go and then some melon seeds heck yes I hated that I hated

Everything oh my god oh oh Jesus Sweet Jesus I’m going to get rid of all these bow and arrows and this wooden hoe not like the wooden hoe would have been great against the freaking Warden wouldn’t It I’m getting rid of all that what else do I need to get rid of from my inventory oh I don’t know Cobblestone tough Cobble Stone Cobblestone Cobblestone deep slate yep all of this can go uh goodbye goodbye goodbye goodbye uh the rotten flesh doesn’t need to go I guess don’t take those

Off goodbye goodbye goodbye goodbye goodbye goodbye I will never go back there well I will but I’m not going back there now [ __ ] that entirely hell No oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my God my heart my heart my heart my heart sound like a female [Laughter] Pac-Man well I do know what it is time

To do and that’s why is that fire still going I’m definitely building a a nether portal I hate myself so much don’t hate yourself right it’s not your fault I got killed by the warden or is it your fault one two 3 4 I think that’s how tall it’s going to be one Two close enough now all I need is some flint and steel I think I’ll have to find that very soon but you know not right now right now we we [ __ ] don’t right now is the time that we relax cuz I just got my ass kicked by a lot of things at

Once so why not kick back relax and just [ __ ] not all right just music dis 13 if you know what dis 13 is you’ll know why I would was scared of getting it all right I got diamonds on me hell yeah what are we going to do now uh I do

Have a lot of iron ore on me I don’t know where I put that where’s the iron ore okay it’s right there right there I’m going to smel me up some good iron or gold gold gold is my go-to where’s that wood I had okay I haven’t thrown it out thank

You get everything into X I can make a gold I mean a diamond Block so beautiful but not yet no I need to resist Temptations can be the death of me there Diamond chest plate all right I’ll put this in here for later I made a diamond sword I already have a diamond pickaxe so I didn’t need any more than that

Oh sorry if I’m making such horrible noises that I just don’t know what to say that oh that’s why you hit yourself H you’ll be fine rat I don’t think I’m ever going to be the same after this holy [ __ ] thank God oh Jesus Christ well rat you do you had

It coming all right you you did that your partner is going to S how do I get flint oh yeah uh the [ __ ] gravel not [ __ ] gravel but [ __ ] gravel how you get it oh [ __ ] I’m going to destroy you because you scared the [ __ ] out of me like that

I’m not actually going to destroy him but he did scare the [ __ ] out of me ah it’s two versus one the [ __ ] do you mean by that egg I got egg the Villager looks like me right you look good okay okay I have never seen your face but I know you look good

Mate okay I look ugly I’m the one who looks ugly all right if you if you have seen me which you most likely have you’ll know I look ugly as [ __ ] like Jesus Christ I I am horrible okay that’s not it that’s not it I just need Flint

I don’t even need to use the uh [ __ ] thing n you looke so precious don’t flatter me I will kick you in the balls I am ugly as [ __ ] I’m I’m saying facts F Fu attacks fuas facts now you said facts but you didn’t say facts before but it’s still not

Facts that I look good I am horrifying don’t call me anything precious I need a shovel an iron shovel will do just fine I know an iron shovel what am I 60 an iron shovel is by far the the furthest I’m willing to take a shovel I thought you were going to say

The words I would smash Flint there we go okay flint and steel boom okay now we’re good okay when I light this portal we’re pretty much in initiating hell what’s on the other side did I just get hit or something oh yeah rat still simps for me yep and I’m

Here walk out that way please if I walked out that way I would have gone into lava I’m in a Soul Sand Valley no I’m not I’m in a [ __ ] out of all the places I could have spawned it had to be here this is the worst place to spawn Jesus ow

Ow hit it nope shoot me dare you ha that’s those little things no no gooey things ew I mean I mean okay okay he I’m kidding they jump so high where is it oh Jesus go away ow go away ow I’m going to die to some [ __ ]

Slimes sorry magma magma cubes oh ow ow I Hate Everything didn’t have enough time to look around so that’s why it took so long I need more blocks I know it’s gravel so it falls much more easily is this what I think it is what is this Blackstone well that’s nice isn’t

It he heyy oh I’m didn’t even survive 10 minutes in the nether I didn’t I cuz I was spawned in the most stupid spot do I even have enough to make it a bit bigger I do hi actually no that wouldn’t change a [ __ ] thing would it changing the size of the portal

Doesn’t make a big difference if I walk forward I go straight into lava I go into myself everyone wishes I could do that anyway um where was I going before I got absolutely not saying the word but okay I hate these magma cubes not magma but like I hate the magma

Cubes where is civilization when you need it here oh [ __ ] suck my yeah ow any more oh you [ __ ] kill you ah how are they so quick oh well there goes my [ __ ] helmet doesn’t it oh my [ __ ] god what you’re leaving why why do you leave that’s fine I guess you were

You’ve been here for quite a long time so I guess it’s okay I guess I’ll make a golden helmet in case I ever get nope don’t say that word can’t say it if I say it I’m dead they like so fast hello no not me I’m not saying anything right

Shush building terrain wouldn’t be the first time and it’s not going to be the last will it I’m staying okay good lava they bounce yeah but I thought they were slower I thought they were like the slimes in Terraria where they jump every two seconds not jump every single

Millisecond to the point where they could no and you’re angry lava but you should not say that that is very inappropriate you cannot say that I just don’t get how they can bounce so high I’m only used to [ __ ] terrar area slimes they’re that I’m used to them not these

Things I’m not used to these These are horrible I if if he if he even decides to come down here I swear to God I’m going to destroy him and his entire family don’t see me please if he sees me I’m screwed because then he’s going to piss he’s going to

[ __ ] shoot me off and then he’s going to absolutely destroy me oh oh no no no no ow ow ow I’m not Okay going back again this was a horrible idea can’t I just destroy the portal and make another one you know make it a bit bigger I have my own enemy I have my own enemy I literally am why let’s make it fatter maybe this will change my spawn

Point maybe not it’s worth a shot if it doesn’t then [ __ ] me if this doesn’t change my spawn point I’m I’m just done we’re still in the same spot aren’t we oh for oh go away you’re never you’re never you when you’re angry so funny I’m laughing I’m laughing

So much can you tell I’m laughing so much glow stone wellow that’s nice to see I haven’t seen that since a long time don’t don’t don’t go away good those are uh zombie piglins at least they’re friendly you know cuz not not everything here is freaking friendly mostly everything here wants to kill

Me I oh he’s got his he’s got his he’s got his kid on his head oh that’s so cute that’s so cute chat that’s so cute I am loving that it is just so cute is it it just run just run you know just go over here go over here you’re fine

You’re fine it’s the it’s the blue things it’s the blue place this place is safe at least a little bit safe okay okay you know why why not get some glow stone huh glowstone looks nice doesn’t it get a little bit a little bit of Glowstone a little bit glowstone a

Little bit okay little bit little bit little bit little bit little bit there we Go okay okay okay Enderman don’t look at it or he’ll eat you ha there’s two Endermen I heard that’s pretty rare in the nether for two Endermen to spawn I heard it’s very rare oh my God I did not know that a zombie piglin could even ride that a new Mount confirmed holy

Crap look at that he’s oh he has the um warped fungus on a stick oh that’s so cool I should probably wear the um golden helmet just in case oh my God he is literally riding it don’t do that he look he’s trying to get me aggroed he’s trying to get he’s

Trying to get aggroed on me he’s trying to get me to look into his eyes so he can attack me why are there so many Enderman all of a sudden why why are there so many Enderman here what the [ __ ] why would there be so many Enderman in the blue

Forest is this like their spawn point or something is this where they okay I’m just guessing that Enderman like to be in the blue Forest yep I’m just going to take that as a guess now that Enderman like to be in the blue Forest I’m just going to I’m just going to assume that because that’s what it looks like that Enderman loved to be in the blue Forest ow look in his eyes look into his eyes look into his eyes die that was probably a very bad idea Oh someone stopped me there’s still many more Enderman and I have not recovered an inch of Health look into my eyes and you will see just how [ __ ] ugly I look I’m terrifying in every way don’t look into my eyes or you’ll see your end of

Days there’s gold up there but I’m not going to risk it no gold might be good but this is the nether where everything’s unforgiving everything wants to kill you so badly I’m not going to risk scared I’ve got an ender pearl do I want to waste it to get right up there

Without even knowing what could be on the other floor thank you this is probably not a very good idea I don’t think I want to get up on there but who cares I don’t have a choice around me either wants me dead or gone I don’t know which one is even

Better there’s so many Endermen there everywhere this is in the end what are they doing here why do the Endermen like to live in the blue Forest I don’t know but I do know they like it well I don’t have a choice this is my domain Now I’ve got no food no I don’t have a bit I don’t know where I’m going so I might as well be screwed I don’t know where I’m going where the [ __ ] of the red Forest hello Ender nice why the Enderman like this place so

Much it is so scary I hate it I hate it I hate it if Enderman like this place then I don’t like this place get me out of here oh for [ __ ] sake this is basically like the dirt of the nether isn’t it Netherrack yeah except it burns forever

Oh I will find a way out of this place I found more gold I think it’s safe to collect it all every last inch will be mine better be careful when mining down here it can go quickly and you could lose your step you don’t know what you’ve walked into Welcome to

Hell more gold Woohoo when I get home I’m changing the [ __ ] spawn of that [ __ ] portal cuz this is useless we’ve just found a blue Forest I want to trade with some piglins I want to see some piglins piglins are actually my friend did you know that okay we got some more golden nugets

They’re not great but you know who cares the Enderman are watching me wondering what the hell I’m doing here why am I collecting gold it’s quite a useless thing what I didn’t even look into your eyes I didn’t when when when when did I look into your eyes one heart

Yep yep yep M hi okay okay think he’s think he’s good think he’s chill I think he’s chill I think he’s chill maybe I don’t know um how the hell am I going to get out of here that’s how I fell above three blocks and

I okay I think I got a l on me now that was a creeper wasn’t it hi out of all the places that could have taken me that [ __ ] portal out of all the places it had to take me somewhere that was completely [ __ ] I am destroying this portal

Don’t care how long actually yeah I do care yeah well Enderman can suck my dick all right I don’t care if end and hate me I don’t care that can suck my dick I don’t care I don’t care if they hate me I don’t care if they like me actually I do care

If they like me cuz then they’re kind of cool but that that’s not what I’m meaning I’m saying if they hate me they can just suck a dick I don’t know where I’m going okay I’m going over here slow walk out all right back here again

Love this place all right let’s see how far do the ender pearls normally go I don’t know I don’t remember but I do know that those lovely magma cubes over there absolutely love to wreck me a new [ __ ] which is nice you know I guess that’s their hobby killing

Newcomers I thought the warden was here for a second I thought I heard like the warden noises I’m like ah [ __ ] okay hopefully okay okay we’re good I get to see about above and about this place and there’s nothing well that ender pearl was completely useless I hate everything this is like

The worst place to ever go there’s nothing here besides bits of gold and it’s not even interesting it’s just an abyss no stop leave me alone you magma cubes [ __ ] off I can’t even ride those because they’re immune to Father oh I hate this [ __ ] place D what the hell do I even do in this place if there’s nothing to do there’s nothing nothing really to do is there that’s hell literally yeah this is hell I thought I was prepared but no there’s nothing here what do I do if there’s nothing here what do I do what

Do I do huh can I can I do anything for a fact matter of fact is the don’t do it I just want to find a piglin village or something relating with piglins but I can’t because this world just wants to finger everything that enters it that is not native Oh where is a red V okay Crimson Forest surely we can at least find it by Structure locate biome don’t Crimson don’t please not what I’m Typing Forest 552 blocks away okay oh it’s the another big ones ow ow ow can I just survive for five minutes five that’s all I’m asking five I don’t even heal oh don’t don’t don’t kill me Don’t I can’t even survive for 5 minutes minutes I can’t I am about to we’re building a new one we’re building a new one what if I ask the Overworld where a Crimson Forest is impossible you misunder understand I will get a new bloody spawn point if it’s the last thing I

Do yeah hello family of chickens welcome to hell would would you like to be served today a fresh slice of I will cut your dick off or a fresh slice of I will blow you up that fire over there is still going and I astonished of it I’m actually really angry because

This is not fun I I always hate the nether because it’s like oh where are you going to spawn today it’s a [ __ ] Lottery it’s like oh are you going to spawn here here here here here or here and you end up spawning in the worst

Spot whatever that desert place was an a [ __ ] Ash whatever the [ __ ] it was full of Ash and I hate it cuz it’s not what I want what I want is something fun I what okay okay if I put it in a different spot it takes me to a

Different location I know that much one two three is that about the height it’s meant to be can this work not unless we have another block I love how confused you are to be honest you love me in general I know that much okay please tell me this works oh this is

Fun having a great time having such a fun time a really great time you know I’m having a fun time very fun very happy I’m enjoying this aren’t you enjoying it I know I’m enjoying it quite a lot you know I think I’ll I think I’ll end the

Stream in 20 minutes but until then I’m having so much fun oh this will be fun this this is really really fun it needs to be one block higher so as I just stated let’s make it a block higher what’s wrong rat surely I’m surely you must be

Fine you’re not the one who’s currently having to enter and exit the nether I’m sure you’re fine no no I don’t think I will you’ll be fine trust me it’s all going to be fine one block higher there we go oh this is just funny isn’t it this is just so funny

Oh this is so much fun how stupid it can be to make this stuff but only three only three and then we’re good okay even my blocks are shivering at my voice that’s never happened before which block am I talking about though the blocks in Minecraft or my block in real life I’m

Joking if this teleports me on top of lava I swear to God this teleport I heard ex what what just happened hey I I I just spawned and a ghast saw me a [ __ ] ghast I just existed I literally just existed what what I’m not even born

This game is about to give me a [ __ ] aneurysm on my Penis I just h I can’t even be alive for a minute not even a second and that happens oh that’s even worse than the last spawn why because I spawned in lava how did I spawn in lava the second I spawn in a gas saw me and must have

Blown up a bunch of Netherrack because now I can’t spawn there without burning to death I like how the music is so happy jappy meanwhile I’m on the verge of ripping my own dick off it’s like a such a lovely day in the village the only thing lovely is that I

Get to kill a gast if I get another bad spawn point I’m going to do something very very bad so bad that I could probably get a lot of bad things to happen could you imagine if a creeper came up behind me and blew me out right now that’d be so

Funny hey I’ve nearly got full armor shame that doesn’t protect me from a [ __ ] ghast explosion no wait it does but not from lava I need really good fire protection for that and I don’t even have a [ __ ] enchantment table nor an anvil moo okay the the warden was good enough

The warden I gladly accepted my fate this is different this is not accepting my fate he this is just fate choosing when to finger my ass okay I’ve got a good feeling this time okay