US Presidents Play Minecraft Skyblock 1-10

Hey Barack want to hop in and play Skyblock we inviting sleepy Joe as well hmm I would rather not but what’s up boys are you guys ready for some Minecraft how did you manage to join we didn’t even invite you yet and how do you even know we were going to play

Minecraft Donald you know I’m the president of the best country in the world I can literally do anything Joe did you put an FBI agent to listen to us while gaming again so that we don’t play without you maybe this guy’s a freaking freak shut up if you don’t want me to

Use Biden blast on you Donald Barack what happened to this guy’s ego he was so chill yesterday and look at him today man used to sleep 30 hours a day but right now he is a different breed wait Joe did you take something from Hunter’s bags

Joe wow I’m so disappointed in you Joe let’s just go into the realm already why you guys don’t want to play with me the viewers love me guys like the videos to play with these two Joe stop that nobody will like the video if you are the one asking forgive my stupid friend

Here people and like And subscribe for more just because I said so anyways this looks like it’s going to be fun stop hitting me Donald I will drone strike your ass you wish I will nuke your ass before you could even call up a single drone [ __ ] anyways who knows how

To do the cobble generator thingy we need Cobblestone to build a wall around the island I know how to do it give the stuff to me Donald really you I don’t believe you for a second Joe you didn’t even know the difference between a pickaxe and a shovel two days ago just

Give me the resources and watch [ __ ] Joe if you [ __ ] this up we have to start over again you know that right okay I’ll give it let’s see your skills sleepyhead if you fail I will literally build Trump Tower version 2 on top of the White House while you’re inside let me

Calculate this correctly two plus one equals 21 and water plus lava equals Cobble done wow looks good to me you finally did something useful Joe I kind of like you now yeah Joe good job that was great we gotta break it and mine some Cobblestone now for the wall making a shovel right

Now Joe we need a pickaxe not a shovel oh Barack we’ll need a shovel as well to dig up a grave right after I mine this Cobblestone why would we need that you’ll see go ahead mine it Joe should I really mine it I won’t get burned right

Burning will be least of your worries in a moment Joe just mine it just because of you we have to open the realm from scratch I hate you Joe how are you even the president with a kindergartner IQ level why are you hitting me for just because I hate you

Both why did we even let him do it Barack I didn’t let him do it you did okay okay I won’t do it again I promise please let me play with you guys this will be the last time if you do something like this again Joe I’ll open

A new realm just join that one Jesus okay are you guys in the new realm yeah we are but why are you up there God put me up here because he knows that I am the greatest man to ever live that’s cap you lost me in the election so that

Makes me the greatest to ever live that’s simple Logic No it does not one can only be born as the greatest they can’t become the greatest afterwards I’m just going to say it you guys are both stupid but the real question is who is going to do the Cobblestone gen

This time not sleepy Joe for sure stop making fun of me Donald I will push you down the island you don’t push someone down the island Joe you push someone off the island I knew that no you did not yeah Joe I have to agree with Donald here somehow

It doesn’t surprise me that your basic English speaking skills are lacking even though you are the president what happened to you you weren’t like this when you were with me in the office you changed nothing changed I just became better if liking 13 year olds dancing on

Tick Tock is better I can’t imagine what your bar is for being worse you are not someone who would do that right Joe he chose silence I wish not to comment Joe not saying anything is a hundred times worse than saying something guilty until proven uh I mean innocent until

Proven sure Joe sure you are totally innocent in our eyes anyways guys we got enough blocks to expand the island a bit but now we got to actually do the Cobble gen I will try to do it this time with my Galaxy IQ brain you know there is no

Such thing as Galaxy IQ brain right sure buddy sure you wouldn’t know the things I met in Area 51 weren’t there when you were the president wait there were new ones yeah and they loved me cry about it actually there are even newer ones Donald there is one alien that can actually

Fart out of their noses and if you smell it you die in Minecraft of course that sounds cool I guess I’ll meet them after the next election when I win first of all Donald you are not winning the election second how did you guys learn that you

Die when you smell the fart why would you smell the fart in the first place don’t tell this to anyone but I like smelling farts and I wanted to smell it but they didn’t let me smell it because we didn’t know what it was

After a few days of me asking a lot they just sent someone inside to smell test it before me and yeah the rest is history anyways [ __ ] your area 51 story no one cares and watch me do this Cobble gin and have fun falling down Joe did you really have to

Push him off yes Barack I had to he’s annoying who are you calling annoying huh you probably can’t even do the Gen properly as well you orange looking ass Noob wait how that’s impossible how did you do it in your face [ __ ] you were actually crack Donald but I kind of wish

You fell off oh I’m burning help that’s how it’s done you noobs now work for me and my Cobblestone for me to get to the other Island [ __ ] stop hitting me I literally push you off if you continue Barack I’m not mining for you Donald and

Let’s see who pushes who first you will regret this I am a Hypixel Sumo master ah [ __ ] this doesn’t count Joe got in my way and he distracted me Joe I’m actually gonna snap how can you ruin everything at least I put the water here this way technically I didn’t lose

Because I didn’t die by the way Trump what do you mean by I ruin everything I didn’t ruin nothing today aren’t you the one stupid dumbass who messed up the cobblestone generator huh no I didn’t do that what are you talking about Joe did you take your dementia pills today what

Pills oh Jesus this guy’s dementia is so bad he forgot about his dimension Joe buddy I think it’s time for you to have some rest and sleep preferably forever no I’m perfectly fine today no sleeping for Joe Barack I think Joe really went through Hunter’s bags today

This behavior is not normal I agree I will have a talk with him one-on-one after the video for what nothing Joe nothing let’s just continue this might be slightly off topic but do you guys perhaps know how to make TNT’s why would you need TNT’s on Skyblock Donald care

To elaborate on that for the Chinese how will the Chinese get here dumbass what type of excuse is that just admit that you want to blow us the [ __ ] up I mean that’s a different topic I want to blow up everyone explosions are so manly that’s why Michael Bay is my favorite

Director of orange I wish he did Transformers movies just like he did back in the days oh God every time I think about it I relate to Optimus Prime like crazy yo [ __ ] stop hitting me no I’m not gonna stop Joe wait a second how do you relate

To Optimus Prime may I ask I’m so glad you asked Barack he is just like me a true leader born for greatness he uses his powers for the sake of his kind while also helping the greatest nation on the Galaxy United States of America he is basically me but a robot and also

Why are you the one mining Barack I think we should punish Joe and let him mine that is a very good question Donald I agree with that a million percent go mine now Joe yeah Joe do some work while we chill with my homie Barack the goddamn Rock what now nothing why isn’t

Donald doing the mining isn’t he supposed to be the best Minecraft player Among Us I think he should mine I’m the goddamn president dude why am I doing slavery work right now that’s exactly why I should not mine I’m just better and I should rest and use my energy for

Something more useful you Noob and is this what you really think of the working class I’m going to leak all this and sue you for a huge amount for my own workers sake Donald you have some mental problems hello boys are you guys ready to continue the Sky Block realm hey

Barack I’m so down to continue the realm but I kind of wish we could kick Joe and have some bro time we can’t do that Donald can we and Joe is our bro as well yeah Donald why are you talking behind my back huh I guess the Biden blast

Yesterday wasn’t enough I will double my power output today and smoke you bidenblast is a myth and if it’s real show it to us no it’s classified do you even know what classified means Joe yeah tell me what it means then come on Donald he surely knows what classified

Means right Joe it’s like when you are in class and you get immersed in the class and you become classified why aren’t you guys saying anything Barack you sure you want to continue playing with this guy I mean he is either like this or sleeping and he

Ruined our first realm last episode that is in fact very factual but we started together and we continue together I really can’t believe that you are the one in charge of the country truly disappointed what are you guys getting mad for what did I do nothing Joe you

Just got clonified that’s it let’s just go in the Sky Block realm already what is a Sky Block it’s the game mode we are playing right now and the one you ruined yesterday Joe we played a game mode yesterday oh geez this guy forgot to take his stupid dementia pills again

Barack can’t we just call someone up in the office to just do it for him otherwise it’s going to be so annoying to play with this guy who is supposed to be the president of the greatest nation in the Galaxy yeah we can do that after the recording session Donald so guys why

Am I mining cobblestone while you guys are doing nothing because I said so just like how the viewers are going to like And subscribe and comment Donald is the best just Because I Said So LML no one is going to do that everyone is going to

Comment Joe is the best and like And subscribe just for me you orange clown so how come you are the one Mining and I’m the one sunbathing here if you’re the greatest uh I you know it’s because [ __ ] you Donald I hate you Barack go

Mine instead of me this is an order from the president no why the [ __ ] not because I don’t want to anyways Donald you think we got enough blocks to reach no all these blocks will be wasted I mean I can’t even find anything to say how can you fall down like that Jesus

Wait did Donald fall off the island hahaha freaking Noob shut the [ __ ] up sleepy Joe and continue mining Donald you realize that you are burning right now right yeah I’m flaming hot just like always and you’re falling off the island just like always ah you [ __ ] [ __ ] stop hitting me

Hitting the screw you and your huge ass ego how can someone’s ego be bigger than their fat ass I have no ego everything I say are facts just like the fact that you suck and I’m the best this goes for you as well Joe I hate you more than I love sleeping

Donald oh you freaking Noob I guess you forgot the last episode where I destroyed you in the sumo fight just you wait I’m coming up there in a moment I can’t hear you from all the way up here I’m already building to the island if

You hit me and I fall down with the blocks I will literally nuke you and your husband I will even nuke the kids if I need to Barack don’t nuke the kids unless they are younger than 18 of course I love this guy LML Joe Barack will [ __ ]

You up if you say something like that again yeah Joe what the [ __ ] was that what are you going to do to my kids you fossil I won’t do anything Pinky Promise Barack I wouldn’t let my kids anywhere near this guy be careful yeah don’t worry about it there’s no way I’m

Letting my family and my beautiful wife near sleepy Joe beautiful wife he says you are too funny sometimes Barack anyways we might need some more blocks you still mining Joe yeah I’m on it Donald I’m gonna actually drone strike this guy’s Tower one day with which funds Obamacare

Barack I see you coming screw you Don screw you Barack let me guess you guys pushed each other off I didn’t even need to push him off he jumped off just to push me off this guy would have been the perfect casting for Annoying Orange to

Be honest Jesus now we are even Donald if you push me off again I will leak some tapes including you and stormy that’s just a rumor what tapes may I ask Donald stop playing with fire oh since you mentioned fire and being a perfect cast I actually would be the perfect

Cast for any role to be honest I’m literally the best actor Ever I was in Home Alone too and people loved me in that movie my acting skills are actually fire Donald you only had one line and you had like two seconds of screen time I hate you Barack anyways I was on

Zoolander as well which became a meme lately I literally can act in any movie brother you only had one line in that movie as well and in both movies you didn’t act you were playing yourself in both movies your acting skills are as bad as any other other skill you have

Shut up Barack I agree with you my acting skills are as good as any other skills I have so that means that they are perfect easy and we just got 10 obsidian we can finally go to the Nether and actually progress and also let’s get these sand blocks while we are at it

Yeah yeah get all of it be careful though we don’t want to lose the sand and the obsidian right you were talking to me Barack don’t worry about it I got this Donald Barack what was that about you having this in the bag I wish not to

Comment on this topic and never to speak again about this incident that just happened you were Flaming Joe with all those words yesterday for ruining it now look at you you screwed it up worse than Joe now how are we going to progress don’t worry about it worst case scenario we

Start over again right third time is the charm and by the way you mentioned Joe why hasn’t he spoken for a few minutes Hey Joe you there Joe let me go check up on him and you Barack you can check him up after you fall down Donald I’m actually going to

Call Melania to plug your internet off did Joe really fall asleep again Hey Joe wake up there’s some 13 year olds coming to the island huh what happened 13 year olds where I need to talk to them I was trolling me freak I can’t Donald stop otherwise I’m gonna tell Joe what

Happened just now okay okay I won’t do it you didn’t die anyways so what happened literally nothing Joe don’t worry about it I’m gonna open up a new realm this one is bugged yeah totally bugged it’s a bug where the sand and the obsidian suddenly vanished because of

Someone we all know who no one Joe no one Barack shut up or I will recreate Yemen in your house rig the next election shut up Joe please let speed run the beginning this time I can’t believe that we had to restart two times it’s all because of you guys

If you didn’t tell me to be careful Barack I would not have failed there it’s on you and I can’t even start with Joe the man slept half the play through okay let’s make our base bigger first and then we do the Cobble gin Joe mines

The cobbles Donald and I chill for a bit and wait for the trees to grow we go to the island get the obsidian make the portal and go to Nether finally some great words came out of your mouth Barack very good plan but I got a

Question how are we going to light the portal without flint and steel I got that in the bag don’t worry hopefully it’s not like the last time you got it in the bag Donald Barack don’t make me use the memory deleting sticks from Men In Black you do know I stole one of

Those from Pentagon right thanks for leaking that info now I can call up a friend from FBI for them to raid your house and we’ll all be happier once you are gone okay please don’t do that it was a joke I don’t have any anyways do

You guys want me to do the Cobble gin again I know it pretty well hell never again please no why not I’m a pretty good engineer I do no coding and [ __ ] I guess you still haven’t taken your pill bills last time you said that we had to

Restart the realm you dumbass and the only coating you know is probably making slideshow games in scratch [ __ ] the fact that you said coal miners should learn how to code was enough for us to understand that you are stupid I can’t believe you are the president and

Not me they 100 should learn though coding is the best job ever why don’t you step down as a president and become a developer then what is a Duo Whopper not a Double Whopper dumbass it’s a developer an FYI Burger King sucks ass McDonald’s forever actually I’m not even

Surprised that you don’t know what a freaking developer is Joe your brain is probably Frozen thanks to the double chocolate chip ice creams you eat whole day Barack can you believe that this man said he knows how to code I can’t even begin the fathom the negative IQ you

Both have my IQ is above average okay only below average people say that Joe just like five eleven people say that they are above average when they are on the short side that is very true I agree with Donald for once but I have had enough of both of your

[ __ ] for today I’m gonna go spend some time with my wife let’s continue tomorrow I think you meant your husband I’m gonna actually yo Barack please tell Michelle to let you go so we can play some more Skyblock yeah Barack please do that we finally have some obsidian to go

To the nether I guess this guy already forgot that we had to restart again sure but only if you guys stop arguing over everything this is getting out of hand the presidential debates were calmer than these Minecraft sessions sure buddy I hereby promise that I will continue arguing with sleepy Joe forever even

After I go to the heavens he will probably reach the heavens before me but I will be cursing at him from my Towers top floor in the meantime that is literally the opposite of what I just said and I Joe bidden will continue rigging the electro I mean winning the

Election 100 organically without any interference until Donald the orange head accepts that I’m better than him this man can’t even pronounce his own surname and he is the president Jesus how far have we fallen and you lost to this man so what does that make you huh

Anyways can we start already Joe you start mining instantly we need more blocks why do I got to do everything always because you are the President Joe you are literally the person with the most responsibilities in the nation and I mean at least you can be useful here

Since you are not useful IRL no one asked you Donald just wait for me I’m charging up my powers for Revenge Revenge for what making us all fall asleep because of how unfunny you are no I am very funny yeah very funny looking screw you Donald go do some productive

Work and stop harassing me I will literally call someone from the FBI to lock your mouth up so that you can only play but never speak ever again Barack are you hearing this guy he is the president and he is threatening me wow where did the classiness of being the

President go huh it’s not like you were threatening to Nuke places when you were the President right that was different because I was the one doing it I am always right no it’s more like you are only right four point twenty percent of the time and can you guys please stop

Hitting me this is getting annoying Joe it’s not funny when you do a 420 joke and 4.20 is the same as 4.2 and you are supposed to say 4.2 that is pretty true but also the way Joe says is true as well see Donald Barack agrees with me he

Has been my best buddy for years now you can cry about it I’m glad you at least have one friend close to your age group since all the other ones are not older than 18. and FYI Barack is my best buddy not yours at least while playing Minecraft IRL I

Would destroy you both yeah just like you destroyed Joe in the elections right Donald by the way why is he just standing there no way he fell asleep again right I wouldn’t be surprised if he did you guys are both so boring to play with screw you Barack enjoy falling off the

Island like always I’m actually going to drone strike your fat ass so hard hey sleepy Joe wake the [ __ ] up buddy every time you fall asleep we think you died because you are a living dinosaur fossil can’t you just let me rest in peace for a while we all would actually be happy

If you rested in peace forever don’t say stuff like that Donald he is still our friend I think you meant your enemy he is nothing to me after I get these sand blocks and kill some creepers I’m going to make TNTs to blow him up Barack why

Does this orange balding fat ass guy thinks that he is something we have to put him into some fiscretist or something to get rid of his Yemen PTSD first of all you mining slave I have no mental problems and I’m perfectly fine as always and always will be second it’s

Not a faceticist or whatever the [ __ ] you said it’s a psychologist Jesus you are actually the dumbest person I know and also have fun falling down Barack I’m actually going to alt f4 if you do that again why am I even playing with you two idiots you guys are literally

Worse than dumb and Dumber I love Jim Carrey so I take that as a compliment thanks for comparing me to one of the best actors to ever live as always I’m the best sweet Jesus I’m not even going to continue this topic anyways Donald if you screw this up

Again I’m never playing with you please be careful and don’t make us lose all the obsidian I want to go to the nether this episode don’t worry Barack who do you think I am last time was totally on purpose to start off better than ever won’t happen again

Actually it never happened in the first place we Gucci and by the way do you want this watermelon I feel like you might enjoy it screw you Donald if you make a joke like that again I will call up Melania to destroy your PC okay okay I won’t do it again chill

Out you’re still mining Joe yay Donald sadly I’m still mining I really want to sleep but we don’t have any beds oh I Don’t Care Anymore Joe shut up we got a new tree to harvest over here let’s go and let me put this Cactus over here as

Well so when are we going to the nether yeah when are we going I’m getting board mining all the time first of all Joe you are not coming with us you will continue mining that is your duty and this is an order and also Joe screw you I hate you

Anyways we’ll go to the nether very soon wait why can’t I come you [ __ ] I am the President I order you to let me go to the nether hell no you are not coming and you know what I’m still surprised that you never forget that you are the

President even though you even forgot your wife’s name when we used to play Among Us that [ __ ] was mad funny she almost divorced you Donald I think this tree is getting in our way can you guys just stop arguing for a sec just so that

We can cut this tree down and go to the nether please Jesus okay Barack I will do anything for my best Minecraft bud but I’m not going to stop being toxic to Joe that’s an impossible task when he is the reason of my toxicness [ __ ] you Donald I did

Nothing for you to be like this you orange ass looking baldy and also as I said Barack is my best bud not yours I wish I could kiss him all the time what was that Joe what the [ __ ] at least it’s better than trying to kiss

Children I like it both ways don’t worry Joe we know I wish I didn’t know why the [ __ ] are you like this Joe you got some actual mental problems buddy no I’m perfectly fine Joe even if you were mentally fine you’re still a thousand years old you have dementia and

You look like a testicle so you can probably never be fine again screw you Donald at least I’m not a fat ass orange like you and my wife loves me for who I am not my money that’s cap she only loves you because you play Minecraft

With me and Barack and at least I don’t got a crackhead kid I will actually shut the [ __ ] up both of you holy crap I have had enough of this can we go to the nether already Donald Jesus okay okay let’s make Joe mine for a bit more and

After that we go instantly what could you do if I stopped mining huh I will nuke your ass and I will also drone strike your ass and I will bite and blast on you [ __ ] [ __ ] you both I Joe Biden will always be the best stop with

The caps and continue mining Noob ah there’s a spider here boys help me I got no tools I can’t I’m mining Barack handle it yourself oh now you want a mine huh boom dice spider that’s not how you do it Barack watch this Mr Boom easy

Why am I the best at everything I’m actually so gifted you guys should be thankful that I’m here I’m not thanking for jack [ __ ] until you do the nether portal okay fine I’m doing it now Barack yay let’s go anyways let me start building this [ __ ] already by the way

How are we going to light the portal we don’t got any flint and steel don’t worry about that since I am a Minecraft genius and I know how to do everything I will handle that by making the portal next to the lava and putting some wood

To catch on fire and the wood will light the portal that is actually the smartest thing you have ever said in your whole life Donald good job I already knew that you noobs oh someone is jealous because his so-called best friend approved my idea you never knew it sleepy Joe I can’t

Believe the president of the greatest nation is lying to our faces stop calling me sleepy Joe I haven’t slept the whole day and I’m not jealous why would I be jealous of an orange huh you literally were sleeping five minutes ago Joe no I wasn’t one word dementia anyways now we

Wait for the portal to light up it might take a while but we’ll go to the nether today you think you can put a block under the bridge for us to get the leftover sanjo 100 Barack watch this watch him not being able to do it his reaction speeds are probably so [ __ ]

High because of old age you’re asking a fossil to do something that requires skill Barack screw you Donald I can do this foreign Joe I think you clicked like five seconds late classic Joe L yeah Joe that was actually pathetic don’t do it again please anyways Donald is the portal

Ready not yet but very soon homie it’s been a whole day this is still not lit are you sure you are doing this right you know what I will just redo it with a new better system like I always do but Joe won’t be able to mine for a while

Yeah let’s go finally I am free holy frick oh don’t worry Joe you will get back to your job right after we are done using the lava let’s see if this works how does this even make sense it will in a second just watch it I think you’re capping right

Now Donald what the [ __ ] it actually worked holy Jesus the portal is actually lit as I said I’m the best at everything I am more lit than the portal make sure to thank me [ __ ] so can I come with you guys no you can’t I will only let

You come with us if we get like 10 000 likes and that will never happen so enjoy mining whole day anyways guys Melania keeps calling me to go to bed let’s continue tomorrow and go to the nether tomorrow oh screw you Donald I have waited the whole day for this

Didn’t ask plus ratio plus Joe’s mom is hot yo Barack want to hop into a new Skyblock realm I think it’s time we do this properly hey Donald I’m 100 down we inviting Joe as well of course hey boys did someone say Skyblock I love making Cobble gens and I really do love

Skyblock what the how did you Joe no one asked you to come you Noob last time you ruined the whole film no I did not you ruined the whole thing Noob I didn’t forget the San Fiasco oh come on when you forget your own mistakes it’s dementia but you always remember the

Stuff that I do how does that make sense huh what mistakes I’m always right because I’m the president easy you know what let’s ask the viewers if you think we had to reset the SkyBlock realm because of Joe like And subscribe screw you Donald like And subscribe if you

Think it was Donald’s fault and not mine screw both of you go in game already finally we’re back on Skyblock yeah Donald it feels good to finally be back yeah we should be fine so long as we don’t let sleepy Joe anywhere near the Cobble gem again oh screw you Donald I

Had nothing to do with the last realm even just you being there is enough reason to blame you for the realm sleepy Joe besides the only other person to blame is and you are way more incompetent stop this [ __ ] Donald Jesus we hate you what about yourself Donald

What about that time where you broke the Sand Island stop spreading fake news Joe I am perfect in everything I do is perfectly optimized for success stop saying it is not because we both know that you are lying Jesus Christ just shut up already Donald hey man what

The [ __ ] whoa Obama why did you hit me off come on Joe let’s team up on his ass whoa guys we can talk about this no we can’t see you later Obama LOL nice all right I’m going to start Gathering some seeds so that we can make a wheat farm

Later on good idea I will help okay cool just put whatever you get into the barrel afterwards done so now what do we do let’s go ahead and make a cobble gin oh hi again Obama oh shoot I have been spotted El Bozo Get Wrecked all right so

How do we make a cobble gin oh hell no Joe I’m not letting you anywhere near the Cobble gin not after last time hey come on man I can do the Cobble gin no you cannot joke I’m going to do the Cobble gem because if I left it to you

You would just [ __ ] it up uh whatever Donald I’m just going to start mining this tree Jesus Christ Joe do not mind that damn tree yet no look it is fine I will not drop any pieces of wood Donald I promise Joe I swear to God if you even

Drop a single piece of wood I’m gonna kick you from the realm you are overreacting Donald there is literally zero way I can drop this wood right now knowing you Joe you will find a way to somehow mess everything up I’m going to gather up a bunch of dirt so that we can

Build out our Island that sounds like a good idea Obama just make sure to leave enough dirt for the Cobble gin alright guys I am done mining the tree nice okay let’s build around the tree so that we can catch all of the saplings all right

I will keep an eye out for if any drop in the meantime I’m going to start work on building the Cobble gin Farm begins I’m just going to put it right here okay cool Joe watch and learn this is how you make a cobble gin I

Already know how to make a cobble gem Donald you just make lava touch water yeah but the way you do it just turns the lava into obsidian you idiot okay fine then how do you do it all you have to do is make a four block long line

With a hole on one side so that the flowing water gets stopped then you place the lava on the other side so that the only pieces of lava and water that touch are flowing that way you don’t end up with the lava being turned into obsidian or the water

Being turned into stone well wow it works I guess you are right Donald of course I am right I am always right Joe I thought you would have figured that out by now all right I’m going to take some of this wood so that I can make a

Pickaxe and start mining some of the stone just be careful Joe knowing you you will probably find some kind of way to die and lose all of our stuff hey screw you Donald no I won’t Joe I trust you to not die about as much as I trust

Obama to not make cages to hold Mexican migrants in hey [ __ ] off Donald do not try to act like that was not something that happened while you were president as well nah man I was just keeping them around until I could get the wall built that would have kept them out completely

And that wall went just about as well as the rest of your presidency Donald [ __ ] off Obama you were just mad because you have not been president in almost eight years I stopped being president voluntarily you still can’t come to terms with the fact that you lost the election [ __ ] off

Obama we both know that that election was rigged and [ __ ] everyone loved me and everyone knows that I should have won 34 approval ratings say what what oh my God LMAO get [ __ ] owned Donald hey [ __ ] you guys everyone loved me I was the best president ever in the history

Of presidents and you know it keep coping you out of date Tangerine yay finally some Cobblestone I’m going to start replacing some of the dirt with Cobblestone so that we can keep as much dirt as we can okay cool just be careful not to break the Cobble gin Joe unlike

You I actually know how to make a cobble gint there is literally no possible way I could ever break it you mean like the way you broke the Sand Island [ __ ] you Joe we both know I never do anything wrong stop spreading fake news hey be careful Joe you are looking like you

Might fall into the lava there isn’t that right Donald oh yeah be careful Joe or you might just end up finding yourself in the lava LOL ah I’m burning get me out of here LMAO that was pretty funny Donald you guys are total [ __ ] nah man you just need to get good yeah

Joe sounds like you’re just coping because of a skill issue whatever man just give me back my pickaxe so that I can keep mining sure Joe now get back to work I don’t pay you to do nothing you don’t pay me at all Donald what the [ __ ]

Are you on about all right well I am going to keep replacing some of the dirt with Cobblestone now well I don’t really know what to do now uh oh my God Donald you [ __ ] idiot oh my god get me in the water holy [ __ ] how the [ __ ] did you manage that you

Annoying Orange looking ass don’t talk [ __ ] Joe you are so easy to roast that doing it isn’t even fun anymore you are like the microwave meal of humans whatever Donald keep coping with the fact that you’re an idiot Donald what the [ __ ] why do you were standing right on the edge bro

That was your own fault it was just way too tempting well unlucky for you there is a water stream down here I’m gonna beat your ass when I get back up there you better take that back now or I’m going to block up that water all

Right fine I take it back you are a real [ __ ] [ __ ] Donald I thought you already knew that to be honest [ __ ] off Joe you were just mad because you have not been able to get an erection for the past 47 years uh well I told Jill not to

Tell anyone lmao she didn’t but you just did I sincerely hope the wall gets built and they bury you in it like in the Great Wall of China Joe if the wall was built it would have turned it from the Great Wall of China to the wall that is

Second best to Americas oh [ __ ] I just dropped some dirt you [ __ ] idiot Donald shut up Obama besides if you were down there then why didn’t you pick it up you didn’t tell me it was coming dumbass fine well since I obviously need to spell out every little thing to you

Then how about you stay down there so we can pick up the rest of this dirt fine I got it you are still a complete waste of air though Donald sorry Obama I cannot understand you I do not speak not president that must be very hard for you then you

[ __ ] cuphead boss considering it has been your native language for the past three years all right finally that is all of the dirt now we should probably start getting ready to go over to some of the other islands all right that sounds good I am just going to keep mining cobblestone

For blocks give me all of the Cobblestone you have I am going to turn them into slabs so that we can get double the distance with them for once you actually have a good idea Donald I always have good ideas Obama I’ve never had an idea that was bad a single time

In my entire life just start building you [ __ ] orange mop I’m going to start building but I would like to make it clear that I am doing it because I want to do it and not because you had told me to do it I’m just going to say

It would be so easy to punch you off right now don’t you [ __ ] dare Obama I swear to God I would you will what huh try threaten me I Dare You Donald I will drone strike your ass so fast you won’t even have a chance to beg for

Forgiveness all right all right just chill the [ __ ] out man Jesus yeah that is what I thought Donald now get back to work building anyways we need more blocks for us to reach the next Island block destination Joe hurry up sleepy Joe give me more blocks for us to

Possibly proceed to the next Island and make some decent progress what do you think I’ve been doing this entire session Donald I was not slacking off this time around Joe is doing great in mining the cobblestone generator this time around Donald and you cannot deny that fact the least he could possibly do

After messing up the previous session we had like destroying the cobble generator and I can possibly name more than at least a thousand million things he did wrong because I am always right shut up Donald before I throw all the blocks I had mined from this stupid looking

Generator you guys made chill out sleepy Joe generator involved on the session since we we cannot progress in any way possible fine Barack and why do I get stuck doing the most boring thing in this Minecraft session can Donald do this instead screw you Joe

And why the heck would I listen to you you are stuck at doing that because it is the only thing you can do what a joke of a president you are God damn it I hate doing this are there no any type of aircrafts available in this game like

Airplanes or jet skis I can possibly make just for us to cross the island if only that was possible dumbass that is why you are mining there and we are doing the more important work because you do not have any brain cells left shut your mouth Donald I’m sure that I

Have more brain cells than you and your whole kind combined shut up both of you I cannot possibly Focus building when the two of you are talking about nonsense again shut up Barack who decided for you to tell us what to do dumbass stop hitting me Donald before I

Decide to knock you off just try and knock me off [ __ ] you will never win against someone like me who is friends with the Minecraft Gods oh God damn it Donald I’m gonna end up losing my stuff again from you dumbass you started looking at me Barack anyone who dares to

Look at my precious eyes for a mere five seconds Max will deserve to die a painful death and why would your eyes be that important Donald since when does a fat looking orange clown mate his very eyes that important huh um Donald you might want to take a quick

Look behind your back if you still want to live even if you teamed up with this zombie Barack you would not be able to kill me you cannot be accurately sure about that Donald shut up and die Barack this is what happens if you try and go

Against me dumbass God damn it Donald screw you that’s why you lost the presidential election fair and square from Sleepy Joe it was rig Barack come here and let me punch you back to your senses so you can possibly understand that the only way for sleepy old Joe to

Win against me was by rigging the entire election dumbass shut the hell up Donald how many times have we been through this it was fair and square I will never stop until I win the next presidential election and have the rightful Thrones and privileges all to myself because I

Have always been at the top yeah we have heard this like a million times already just shut up and let us continue making progress before I die of boredom in this repetitive nonsense Fine hurry up and mine some more blocks Joe before where I end up drone striking your goddamn house

Just try or I will end up sending all of my CIA and FBI agents at your doorway with just a whistle and what do you need this blocks for again and now the old fossil Joe is back again how many times did I tell you before this session to take your goddamn

Dementia pills so that we would have a lot of progress today what’s dementia and what are those pills for let me ask my secretary if I do have such a schedule to and take such pills in this goddamn hour yeah please do go ahead and ask for us Joe it would also

Be for your own benefit so go ahead and do so yeah I bet his schedule would be full of shitty things to do despite him being the president of our lovely country let us hope that it is not what it seems like or our country would end

Up being in the danger zone I just called in my secretary and it seems like I did not have listed it on my special important daily things to do my list was filled with scheduled to take my precious ice creams though and it was prepared by my 83 Maids Barack

Seems like Doomsday is upon us since this [ __ ] does not have his priorities straight I swear Joe if you end up losing your spot against me for being so dumb please do not go ahead and beg for it because you deserved it I just hope that his

Secretary does a better job anyways can we continue progressing and let us possibly head out to this island you better keep mining Joe and don’t you dare fall asleep on us or I will send Michelangelo your way and have you executed by a super pro Ninja Turtle skills shut up Donald

Not having any end you to do it with all your orange clown looking ass trying to tell me what to do if you have not forgotten you do not even have such an authority to do so since I am the President and you are not just chill out

Both of you we are already this near to the island so let us just have a ceasefire for a while with all this bickering nonsense so we can progress Joe Barack I just need approximately 20 more blocks or less to reach the island I will be claiming this jungle tree

Since I have worked hard enough to get to it shut up and stop this nonsense again with proclaiming stuff that have never been even yours Donald if we are talking about who rightfully owns it then that would be me since I am the President of the United States just

Hurry up and give me the blocks we need Joe so that we can all reach the island save this argument for later hurry up and come back with the blocks Barack I will be putting my own Donald Flagg to capture this just like Armstrong did

When he got the moon for us you sound so excited Donald just wait I’m on my way to you of course I am Barack all of this was only possible with my efforts you all should be thankful that I’ve been built the bridge so that we could reach

This island dumbasses do you mean it was a collective effort of our group Donald if you have not forgotten I was the one who supplied you with blocks if I was not working then you would have not made it there you selfish egotistical orange clown shut up both of you none of you

Will be going to my Jungle Island go away Barack screw you Donald I just gave you all our blocks how dare you betray us again you goddamn selfish Pig no one cares about your opinion Barack and this island shall be named Donald’s Jungle Island I broke the wall you made just

Stop being selfish Donald and give me a portion of the wood that this fine jungle tree has to offer find Barack but only since you have given me the blocks I needed when I ordered you to do so Barack can you give me some souvenirs as a portion of my dedicated effort in

Mining this boring stupid cobblestone generator you guys made yeah sure Joe just wait for a while and I will be back to give you some of the rewards that you definitely deserve from this Jungle Island what do you mean this Jungle Island this is my jungle Island and

Don’t you ever forget that both of you dumbasses shut up Barack without both of us you would have never got to that so-called island of yours I would not require even 0.01 of help from both of you to reach this Majestic Island there is no such thing as we and group in my

Vocabulary sleepy Joe stop making assumptions before I send the Tactical nuke I prepared for you shut up you selfish bastard if I were not stuck here doing this then I would have been able to do it myself rather than have you claim it for yourself cool off for a while everyone I found

Something we all would love to have as fellow presidents in the United States now you’re talking Barack what would that be would that be possibly a maid or a vacation break we all love Barack said it was what we all loved Joe not what you love [ __ ] it might be money from

The papers the tree might possibly make have you found a money-making machine over there Barack I said what we all love Donald not what you were obsessed in life with anyways both of you are wrong I found beans everyone beans why the hell would we need beans for are you dumb or

Something you got me that excited and we were only talking about beans what could beans possibly make for us to love that beans can make cookies in Minecraft and also coffees and real life dumbasses why don’t both of you retake your master’s class and learn a thing or two every

Once in a while I cannot stand this idiots God damn it oh is that what this is about well yeah since we need it to function well as presidents but I prefer spoon-fed ice cream since it boosts my Biden blast powers and also my productivity we might have to end this

Session here guys since my wife is calling me for dinner okay Barack I hope you and Michael have fun eating dinner we shall continue this next time I guess for the last time it’s me hey guys are you ready to play some more Skyblock yeah man I have been hyped about this

All day yeah me too I cannot wait to see how my beans are coming along Obama why are you so obsessed about the beans they are literally useless to us you won’t be saying that when I’m enjoying my delicious cookies Donald can we make cookie dough ice cream with them no Joe

They are useless I don’t even know why we are keeping them how about we let the viewers decide Donald leave a comment saying cookies rule then like and subscribe if you like the beans and leave a comment saying beans are dumb then like and subscribe to show Obama

That the beans are stupid can we please just get in the realm now I’ve been wanting to play all day yeah sure sleepy Joe I’m hopping on all right fine here you go Obama there are your stupid beans thank you Donald these beans are going to make the crispiest cookies ever I

Still think you’re stupid for wanting these beans so badly whatever Donald you just do not know how to have some fun fun is for the weak willed Obama I’m all about my grind set ride or die by the top G oh for God’s sake Donald what the [ __ ] are you doing looking through

Andrew Tate tick tocks that guy is just a guru scammer with good PR nah no way man the top G is going to show me how to escape the matrix Donald you are literally the richest person and out of all of us you are worth infinitely more

Than Andrew Tate why the [ __ ] are you taking his advice because the top G will pull me out of the Matrix he has also shown me how to get insane [ __ ] Donald you don’t get any [ __ ] you barely even have a marriage anymore by this point [ __ ] you Obama my marriage is

Fine besides look at Joe he has fallen asleep instead of gathering us more cobblestone oh what is it what is going on where am I get back to work sleepy Joe you are no use to me if you fall asleep at the wheel all right all right I’m mining I’m

Mining Jesus Donald lay off I will only lay off when I have enough Cobblestone to construct a giant statue of myself and why on Earth would anyone want to look at a statue of you Donald you’re hard enough to look at in person already hey shut the [ __ ] up sleepy Joe you are

So ugly that when people look at you they turn to Stone like you are [ __ ] Medusa that was really mean Donald oh wow the jungle tree grew you had better watch out there Joe get too close and I might just knock you off it you would never even get the chance Donald

You could never defeat me once my Biden blast goes into a defensive stance what the [ __ ] even is a Biden blast take your damn meds old man if I tried to explain my vast power to you your feeble mind would simply fail to comprehend it so

You were trying to tell me that you were some kind of powerful being meanwhile you cannot even ride a bicycle correctly oh wow those islands look so cool are you [ __ ] serious did you seriously just forget the entire conversation we were having what conversation you are actually hopeless sleepy Joe hey

Guys I am back what have you been up to I have replaced all of the lower section of the island with cobblestone we now have a bunch more dirt that we can use to build more Farms with that’s awesome Donald we need all of the space

We can get to help us Farm beans Jesus Christ Obama why the [ __ ] are you so obsessed with beans why do I even need to explain that Donald one word cookies stop being so goddamn cringe Obama what are you a Sesame Street character you are seriously calling me cringe you look

Like the annoying oranges premature cousin and you are calling me cringe hey [ __ ] off man my tan is brilliant I get complimented on it constantly some say that it is the best hand they have ever seen Donald your tan makes you look like you have been deep fried that is because

I am just so American what more of an American thing is there than deep frying everything the fact that I look like I am deep fried only proves even more that I am the only one out of the three of us that should be president oh yeah well based

On the last election it seems like people are not so confident in Ascension KFC meal deal to run the United States [ __ ] you Obama that election was the most [ __ ] thing ever there is no possible way that I should have lost that Jesus Christ Donald just accept

That people wanted me as president more than you no way Joe who the [ __ ] would want your senile ass as president especially when they could be having my Sleek Physique in office instead Sleek physique oh my God that is actually brilliant stop being mad just because I am endlessly better looking than you

Obama not everyone can have the looks of a god LMAO Donald when was the last time you looked in a mirror I never look at any mirrors Obama it helps me focus on my grind set that explains a lot of LMAO wait is that why all of the mirrors had

Been removed by the time I got back into office yeah I could not focus on my work when all I had to do was look over and see my amazing self I would always just end up staring at myself for hours instead of get any work

Done so I had them removed but then why did you also have so many pictures of yourself on your desk because it is always good to have a reminder of what it is you are working for wow and you were calling me cringe if you do not

Relate to my extreme grind set then yes you are cringe Obama whatever man I honestly cannot be bothered with you anymore well I’m going to start heading over to another Island now okay well I’m going to get back to mining cobblestone then nice I’m going to start on the

Bridge now then okay so guys if you were stuck on a desert island for months and you could only bring one game with you which one would you bring that is easy I would bring Minecraft with me I would build up my PVP skills to insane levels

So that when I get back I can destroy every single Noob I see geez Donald you are such a tryhard keep coping kid you are trash my one would probably be the Sims The Sims what are you an average teenage white girl piss off Donald at least my choice isn’t revolved around

Trying to feel better about Myself by beating up kids in a video game shut up Obama you are just mad because your answer was lame as [ __ ] you are talking some mad [ __ ] for someone who can be knocked into the void at any second right now Donald all right all right

Fine Joe what would you pick mine would probably have to be cooking mama I could play that game for hours what the [ __ ] what in the actual [ __ ] Joe why on Earth would you want to play cooking mama it is a game where you can make ice cream

What is there not to like what is there two like if I wanted to be shouted at in broken English I would go and visit North Korea again not to mention the fact that it would mine your switch for Bitcoin what is a Bitcoin oh my god get with the times old

Man how on Earth have you managed to live through the past couple of years without learning what Bitcoin is is it anything like that funny doggy coin thing wait what the [ __ ] how do you know about Dogecoin but not Bitcoin yeah that is pretty weird how do you not know what

Bitcoin is I don’t know man I just don’t know what it is you’re such a [ __ ] idiot Joe dang there are a lot of mobs on the bridge now Donald yeah I can see that I’m going to try and clear the way for you oh man I think this is the first

Creeper that has spawned in the realm did did you just make an all-man joke no I have actually never made a joke a single time in my life yes of course it was an ah man joke geez someone is stressy by any chance have you fought with Michael recently it’s Michelle you

Orange bastard yeah Michael that’s what I said I’m straight up about to Will Smith this guy finally we made it to the other side these bridges are so damn long I can tell I have had to sit at this Cobble gen for what feels like hours now just so you can reach that

Damn Island and it is the most useful you have ever been sleepy Joe now get back to holding left click for me keep talking [ __ ] and I won’t be giving you any more Cobblestone you Tangerine fine whatever I’ve made to the other Island now anyway oh cool what is over there I

Have got some more water some more dirt some sugar cane and another oak tree oh sweet more dirt and water is going to be really useful for when we start a farm sugar cane will also be really nice to have later on yeah this means that we

Can make an infinite water source I’m coming to you right now with a bucket awesome man once we have gotten all of the water let’s also get all of the dirt all right now that I have got the water I’m going to take this back to base

Oh shoot there are a bunch of mobs on the bridge Donald can I get a hand LOL that Bozo just fell off anyway yeah sure I can come and clear the path for you awesome thank you Donald no worries Barack that’s all of them awesome okay

Well I’m going to go ahead and get an infinite water source set up oh hi Obama welcome back I missed you what the [ __ ] do you mean you missed me I was literally only gone for like 30 seconds yeah but with both you and Donald gone it got lonely over here Joe

What the [ __ ] are you even talking about take your meds Joe you are speaking nonsense again the only thing the meds do is put a dampening effect on my Biden blast I have not been taking them for years by this point wow that explains a lot besides I don’t even need them anyway

Wait what were we talking about again Jesus [ __ ] Christ Joe you are hopeless oh hey cool an infinite water source while you were over there can you get some Cobblestone slabs for me as well Obama where are you now awesome all right I’m waiting for you man I feel

Like I have been mining cobblestone my entire life and it is the closest you have ever come to actually being useful sleepy Joe at least this way you cannot mess up our world again hey shut up Donald do I need to remind you again of that time you

Destroyed the Sand Island shut the [ __ ] up sleepy Joe stop spreading fake news we both know that I am perfect and nothing I ever do fails if that is true then how come you lost the election Donald [ __ ] you Joe that election was the biggest pile of

[ __ ] ever known to man stop acting like you won for any reason other than that it was rigged against me keep coping Donald I would say better luck next time but from the looks of things you might end up in jail during the election no way Joe I can always just

Bribe the judge if I have to Trump 2024 is going to be a year that will be talked about for the rest of History yes sure whatever Donald anyway I’m getting very tired so I’m going to head off for the night guys yeah I have got to go as

Well let’s play more tomorrow hey guys are you ready to play some more Skyblock hell yeah man I have been waiting to play some more of this all day oh boy I sure cannot wait to mine Cobblestone for another 15 minutes stop complaining Joe at least when you were mining you aren’t

Ruining the realm come on man just let me do cool stuff today no way Joe you’re going to keep mining cobblestone for us how about we let the viewers decide then like subscribe and comment no more Cobble if you think I should not have to mine Cobblestone anymore I will only

Give you a free vacation if the video gets ten thousand likes and that is not going to happen Joe anyway can we get in the realm already I want to see how my beans have been coming along all right Obama I am hopping on now wow look at

How cool our island has become yeah man it’s honestly hard to think about what it was like at the beginning now so do you guys think I might be able to not be mining cobblestone this time then nope not a chance not even a little bit oh

Come on guys why can I not do something exciting for once because we have finally found a way for you to be actually useful without any risk of you [ __ ] it up now get back down to your Cobble gin and keep mining all right fine but I’m not

Happy about it in the slightest I really could not care less Joe anyways look at how cool the infinite water source looks now yeah I have got to agree Donald this does look pretty cool it could do with some wood on the corners though there we go that looks

Really cool boy oh boy I sure would love to be joining in right now too bad I am stuck here mining all of this Cobblestone stop whining Joe you are being cringe I am not being cringed Donald I am the President of the United States I should not have to handle the

Boring work for you guys you are only the president because the election was rigged against me Joe I’m going to be booting you straight out of office when The 2024 election comes around no way Jose not only are you not going to win the election but you will probably be

Watching it happen from prison not a chance sleepy Joe I am way too rich to actually face any consequences from the law by this point I am going to take that election win home and I’m going to make sure that the door to the White

House hits you on the ass on your way out whatever Donald I’m just going to go back to mining cobblestone then all right guys I have got one for you if you could travel back in time and bring one piece of modern technology with you what would you bring ooh ooh I

Would bring an ice cream machine with me Joe what the [ __ ] how the hell would you make ice cream if you were back in time with an ice cream machine obviously oh my God you are so [ __ ] stupid sleepy Joe how would you get the ice cream

Mixture from the store duh there was no such thing as Walmart 100 years ago Joe there would not be anywhere you could get ice cream mixture from anyway I would bring a PC with Minecraft on it that way I could be the best Minecraft player in the whole world wow that has

To be the most try-hard thing I’ve ever heard you say Donald [ __ ] you Joe you’re just mad because you’re so bad and have messed up our realm so many times that we have to keep you minding Cobblestone just so that you won’t Force us to restart again don’t act like I wasn’t

The only one that forced us to restart Donald I seem to remember you were the one that destroyed the Sand Island [ __ ] off Joe how many times do I have to tell you to stop spreading that fake news we both know that I never make any mistakes ever

Yeah yeah whatever Donald anyway Obama what would you bring I would bring a phone that had all of Wikipedia downloaded onto it just think of how further along our technology would be if we brought that much knowledge back in time Jesus Christ Obama that has to be the nerdiest answer

You could have possibly given hey shut the [ __ ] up Donald your answer was so unbelievably cringe you were just coping with the fact that you were bad at the game [ __ ] you I’m not bad at the game I’m the best at the game in fact I would like to see you or

Anyone else come up against my amazing gaming skills Donald you are about as good at playing games as you are at applying spray tan suck my ass Obama my tan is very natural and looks extremely good Donald you look like if the Annoying Orange and a Teletubby had a

Child and you look like you have been kept alive with necromancy you rejected Walking Dead extra oh man you really made a mad there Joe [ __ ] off Obama I am not mad I just don’t accept [ __ ] talk from skeletons technically we are all skeletons Donald what what the [ __ ] are

You on about Joe hold on let the man cook all right so hear me out at our core we are all just skeletons that wear skin like it’s a nice and cozy onesie what the [ __ ] like it or not this man is spitting straight up facts right

Now that was not straight up facts Obama that sounded like the manifesto of an Arkham Asylum inmate oh oh which one though I want to be the Riddler you’re nowhere close to the Riddler if anything you would be kite man oh come on Donald I could so be one of the cool villains

What about like man bat man bat would actually be an improvement at least when you make noise it would no longer be something that would have me questioning how stupid a human being can be that is such a professor Pig thing to say you would definitely be Professor Pig

Professor Pig [ __ ] you guys I so would not be Professor Pig if I was to be anyone from Arkham Asylum it would definitely be someone cool like the Joker or Killer Croc I would definitely not be anyone dumb like Professor [ __ ] pig that is such a

Professor Pig thing to say what do you guys think my one would be hmm you would be one of the petty criminals brought in from the street because your crimes would be about as unremarkable as your presidency was I think he would be dead shot Obama what oh hell yeah Deadshot is

Cool as [ __ ] what the hell man I want to be dead shot how come Obama gets to be dead shot while I get stuck with stupid Professor Pig hey man Professor pig is kind of cool no way Joe Professor pig is lame as hell give me another one that is not as

Lame hmm let’s think for a second here you got any ideas Obama not going to lie to you Joe I just keep coming back to Professor Pig oh for [ __ ] sake I’m not Professor Pig how about we let the viewers decide if you think Trump is Professor Pig then

Comment Professor Trump down below all right well now that that is over I’m going to start a sugar cane farm that is a good idea Donald the earlier we build up our supply the better all right guys what island do we want to go to next I’m

Not sure Donald what one do you want to go to I have heard that there are some pretty cool ones outside of render distance blocks to go for one all right that sounds cool let’s do it all right I am going to start grabbing all of the

Blocks that I can for this bridge I do not have that much cobblestone on me at the moment but I am going to keep mining more while you are gone all right that is fine I’m just making a bunch of wooden slabs right now come on Donald

Let’s get moving all right all right hang on I’m just going to check how much Cobblestone we have got there should be a couple of stacks in the large chest Donald yep I have found them I am currently just turning them all into slabs before we head out okay then

Donald are we ready now hell yeah we are Obama let’s get our asses over to a new island um no one saw that right Obama I think it was kind of hard not to see that huh wait what did he do he jumped straight into Oblivion like a worker in one of

Apple’s factories hey shut the [ __ ] up Donald if I made fun of you for every single dumb thing you have ever done your entire political career would have been one long uncontrollable laughing fit keep crying about it Obama anyway are we ready to get moving or not all right

Fine let’s go oh man I forgot how long this bridge was yeah man we are going to be out here for a while I’m to miss you guys oh so dearly stop making it weird Joe you’re creeping me out do we even know what direction we are building in

Yeah I’m pretty sure that it is just a straight line from the island we have already built too okay finally we are here man that bridge is so long that’s what she said oh for the love of God Joe I swear to God if you start making those

Kinds of jokes I am going to give you ligma what the [ __ ] is ligma oh no ligma balls you [ __ ] nerd wow I honestly cannot believe you just fell for that one Joe that has to be the oldest trick in the book by this point hey screw you

Man at least when I say that kind of stuff to you guys I actually mean it wait what Joe why are you so [ __ ] sus whatever man I just want to go back to sleep I cannot remember the last time you didn’t want to sleep sleepy Joe oh

By the way I was wondering what your guys’s favorite Marvel movie is my favorite Marvel movie uh it would probably have to be that newest Spider-Man one really Obama Spider-Man how basic can you get say what you want Donald no way home was an absolute Banger of a

Movie no way man nothing beats the real top of the line Marvel movie and what one is that Donald Iron Man one that movie started it all and everything after that point has been a steady decline Iron Man 1 was the best film I have ever seen no cap Iron Man one was

All right but there are so many better ones that came after no way Obama Iron Man 1 was the best in the whole franchise by far what about Doctor Strange Infinity war end game come on Donald there were so many movies that were better than Iron Man 1. every

Single movie you just listed is so much worse than Iron Man one it is actually impossible to put it into words you know what whatever Donald I do not even care anymore Joe what about you what is your favorite Marvel movie my favorite Marvel movie would definitely have to be birds of

Prey that movie was [ __ ] awesome oh my [ __ ] god Joe are you actually [ __ ] serious right now not only is that movie the biggest piece of dog [ __ ] ever but it is not even Marvel what do you mean it’s not even Marvel of course it is it had so many

Superheroes like Harley Quinn and uh Joe Marvel does not own every single superhero Birds of Prey is a DC movie you [ __ ] idiot well how on Earth was I supposed to know that by having some common [ __ ] sense Joe you were the one that asked us the question and you

Did not even know your favorite film was not Marvel hey whatever man keep talking like that and I’m going to stop mining Cobble for you guys oh shoot guys Michelle is calling for me I’m going to have to head off for the night all right I’m going to head off too then

I’m getting so sleepy all right let’s play again tomorrow then I’m really excited to see this next Island you know what let me increase my render distance for a second foreign holy [ __ ] that island is huge hey guys are you ready to play some more Skyblock

Yeah Obama I cannot wait to see what is on the next new island oh boy I hope it is an island made out of ice cream Joe there is literally no possible way that it could be made out of ice cream wait why not because there is no ice cream in

Minecraft Joe okay well how about we let the viewers decide that is not how that works Joe but fine comment no more ice cream and then like and subscribe if you think there will not be an island made out of ice cream and comment we love ice

Cream then like and subscribe if you think that there will be an island made out of ice cream okay whatever guys can we just get on the realm already yeah sure I am hopping on now all right back to building this bridge and it is back

To mining more Cobblestone for me it is what you’re best at Joe but it is so boring Donald hey man do you really think that I am having a thrilling experience by building a bridge for the next five minutes well at least you have not had to stare at the exact same

Cobble gin for the past three episodes no Joe I have not but I have had to put up with your whining about it you know what Donald how about we switch places you come and mine the Cobblestone and I will make the bridge no way Joe if you

Were building this bridge then I could guarantee that you would somehow manage to fall off of The Edge and lose all of our Stone I on the other hand am far too perfect to make such a dumb mistake oh hey Donald look I can see the new island oh

My God yes finally I feel like we have been bridging for hours oh man I cannot wait to get there I wonder what kind of stuff we will find will it be ice cream for the last time Joe there is no ice cream in Minecraft you just don’t believe hard enough

Donald I am willing to bet that when you get to that Island it will be made completely of ice cream Joe I can absolutely guarantee that the island will not be made out of ice cream oh hey Donald I can see what the island is it

Looks like it is some kind of swamp biome a swamp biome could have some really cool stuff for us Obama Obama is it made out of ice cream no Joe it is not made out of ice cream oh man that is such a bummer I was really looking

Forward to some ice cream Joe I must have told you a thousand times now that ice cream does not exist in Minecraft I do not know how you expected there to suddenly be ice cream on a random Island all of this talk about ice cream is now

Making me hungry hey do any of you guys have any ice cream oh my God Joe why on Earth are you so obsessed with ice cream today Jill forgot to pick up my daily 2-liter tub of ice cream today and I’m starting to feel the withdrawals wait

Joe you eat two liters of ice cream every day yeah ice cream fuels my Biden blast and keeps me alert Joe how the [ __ ] do you not have diabetes by this point there is no way you actually eat two liters of ice cream every day my Biden

Blast protects me from any of the negative effects that the ice cream might give me it has become a critical fuel source for me one that I consume every day without fail Joe you sound like a mental patient oh wow we are so close to the new island

Now yeah man I cannot wait to see what is on there finally we are here oh my God look at all of this stuff look there are tadpoles do frogs even have any use though yeah they uh look man they are cool as [ __ ] I am keeping them wait you

Think axolotls are cringe but frogs are cool Donald you are one of the weirdest people I’ve ever known hey [ __ ] you Joe frogs are cool as hell and axolotls are dumb Obama back me up no way Donald this has got to be the worst take I have ever

Heard from you and that is saying a lot [ __ ] you guys frogs are cool man I do not need to explain myself to you guys Donald you are like an in real life Twitter bot whatever man oh hey look I have found a cave oh my God it has a

Bunch of frogs in here wow he is in heaven right now hey shut the [ __ ] up Joe you are just cranky because you have gone a full five minutes without any of your oh so precious ice cream hey come on man don’t remind me my withdrawals

Are only getting worse by the minute how the hell do you not have anyone that can go and get some ice cream for you I do not know Donald honestly I am starting to think that they are doing this on purpose so that they can do power my

Biden blast Joe that has to be the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard nobody would need to depower you a bad sneeze could be the end of you at the moment no way Donald everyone who has ever tried to best me in combat has either surrendered or perished under the extreme power of my

Biden blast Joe I refuse to believe that you have ever won a fight against anyone ever you would be surprised Donald they used to call me the deadly grandpa I can guarantee no one has ever called you that Joe you can barely even ride a bike I bet

Watching you try to fight someone would look like a game of Hungry Hungry Hippos no way Donald they actually modeled some Immortal combat after the intense fighting ability given to me by my Biden blast whatever Joe I cannot be ours to deal with your delusions at the moment I

Just want to gather all of the resources from this new island finally you to have stopped fighting for two seconds maybe now we can start actually Gathering everything from this island yeah Obama I am trying to gather up all of the dirt right now why don’t you

Start Gathering up all of the trees all right I am going to start doing that we will have this island cleared out in no time all right screw it I’m so bored of mining cobblestone I’m not going to do it anymore hey you better get back on

That Cobble Jen Joe I swear to [ __ ] God if you [ __ ] something up while we are not in base I am going to lose it no way Donald I’m done being your personal Cobble genbot I want to use all of this Cobblestone to expand the base Joe I

Swear to [ __ ] God if you fall off of the edge with all of our Cobblestone I’m going to be so angry do not worry Donald not only will I not fall off the edge but I will have this base looking so unbelievably good when you get back that

You are going to question why you ever asked me to be on the Cobble gen in the first place Joe the reason I made you be on the Cobble gin in the first place is because this is the fourth realm we have had to use because of your dumb ass

Always [ __ ] it up stop acting like all of those Realms were my fault Donald you were the one that ruined the second realm by destroying the Sand Island stop spreading fake news Joe I could never ruin a realm because I never make mistakes everything I do is perfect and we both

Know that now get back on that Cobble gen before you send us to realm number five no way Donald you are not here to stop me from doing what I want right now I’m going to make this base look awesome I swear to God Joe if you don’t get back

On that Cobble gin then I am going to call up my boy Kim Jong-un to whip your ass into shape oh come on man just let me have fun for once Obama back me up here sorry Joe but this realm is going really well and you have a reputation

About as bad as Donald’s political career what the [ __ ] is that supposed to mean oh man fine but I hope you know that I’m really upset about this Obama for your information my political career is one of the best to ever exist in fact they were so scared of how good my

Political career was that they had to rig an election just to stop me because I was that popular and awesome and amazing Jesus Christ Donald are you still huffing copium about you losing the election hey [ __ ] you Obama stop acting like you don’t know that I should

Have won that election the fact that I did not just proves how rigged that it was whatever Donald are you nearly done yet I’m so tired of hearing you endlessly complain about an election that you had lost fair and square Obama if you keep talking like

That I swear to God I will send you back to spawn with Joe I know that I was not just threatened by a sentient drink garnish say the election was rigged right now or I’m going to straight up Negan your ass no way Donald you do not

Have the balls oh and do you want to bet talk [ __ ] and get hit Obama oh my [ __ ] God are you [ __ ] serious Donald I swear to God if this was my realm I would so ban your ass right now I warned you Obama talk [ __ ] and get hit

That’s all I’ve got to say God you are such a [ __ ] dweeb Donald I genuinely hope your court case goes as bad as it possibly can oh come on Obama we both know I am way too rich for me to actually end up facing any consequences

From this trial this case will be about as successful as my impeachment I had completely forgotten about that what was that for again Jesus Christ Joe are you trying to incriminate me or something yeah actually you are right my bad man really well trying to get you caught in

4k right there for real man you best be watching your mouth before I really give them a reason to lock me up you fell me my G what the [ __ ] Donald what the [ __ ] was that why did you suddenly turn into a wannabe gangster I’m a real gangster G

Matter of fact I am the top G oh for God’s sake it is this Andrew Tate [ __ ] again hey man do not hate on the top G you’re just huffing copium because no matter how hard you wish for it you will never escape the matrix Donald we are literally all presidents

Here there is no one above us what are we escaping you see that is the difference between you and me Obama you do not even know that you are in The Matrix meanwhile I am an alpha male that is always on that grind set you just would not understand Jesus Christ Donald

You are so ungodly cringe yeah keep coping beta male meanwhile I’m going to be chilling on my island with my awesome frogs I still do not understand how you can hate axolotls but love frogs so much axolotls are cringe and what is there not to love about frogs they are [ __ ]

Awesome no Donald no they are not frogs are not only useless but unlike axolotls they are not even cute you take that back you revive fossil frogs are cute as [ __ ] and that fact that you think otherwise just proves that you are so brain dead that your

Opinion should not matter if I am so brain dead then how come I am president and you are not because you [ __ ] rigged the election you [ __ ] cod zombies boss when are you just going to admit that you being in the office is complete and utter [ __ ] I cannot admit it because

The election was not rigged Donald just accept that someone has quote unquote brain dead as me beat you in a fair election no way Joe I will never admit that because I have never and will never lose the only way you could have beaten me was by cheating keep huffing

That copium Donald maybe if you manage to stay out of prison you can try again next year oh my God I’m finally back that bridge is so goddamn long yeah we are miles out from the base over here getting everything back is going to be a

Nightmare yeah well I have to head off now guys you feel like playing some more tomorrow yeah man hopefully next time I won’t get stuck mining all of this stupid Cobblestone see you guys tomorrow hey guys are you ready to play some more Skyblock yeah Donald it feels like

Forever since we last played on that world I cannot wait to see how well my beans have been coming along why are you so obsessed with those beans Barack because those beans mean that I get my hands on those oh so crunchy cookies what are you the Cookie Monster or

Something what can I say Donald I’m an Elmo in the streets but a Cookie Monster In The Sheets Barack that was cringe if you were any kind of Sesame Street character then you would definitely be Oscar the Grouch no way Donald that would definitely be you oh

You would definitely be Oscar Donald no I would not Joe if I was anyone then I would definitely be Elmo because I’m the main character Donald the only thing that you are the main character of is a disaster movie that is exactly what I mean Joe I would be an awesome

Protagonist that would overcome All Odds because of how awesome and amazing I am that is not what I meant Donald whatever guys can we just hop onto the realm I am excited to see the island again yeah sure Barack I am hopping on now oh wow

It has been so long since we were last on this island it feels borderline nostalgic being back yeah I agree Barack feels like forever since we last played Skyblock yeah Joe speaking of which how are my beans coming along they are plump and juicy Barack I’m going to harvest

Them for you now so that we can make some cookies when you get back hell yeah I cannot wait how the hell are you two going to make cookies when we do not even have any Wheat oh well that is obvious Donald we are just going to uh

Yeah he has kind of got us on that one did you guys seriously not think even that far ahead what can I say Donald the thought of cookies can make a man go tunnel visioned oh I get that way too for me it is with ice cream though Joe

With the amount of ice cream you eat I would not be surprised if that tunnel visioning is actually just the symptoms of diabetes finally kicking in no way Donald these are purely the symptoms of an overwhelming love for all things ice cream ice cream could honestly be the

Love of my life I think I could write a love song for ice cream hmm all of this talking about ice cream makes me want some ice cream man is really talking about ice cream like he needs to fill up a minimum word count Joe with all of that talk about ice

Cream there is definitely going to be some kind of diabetes in your future no way Donald my Biden blast will protect me from any kind of diabetes I can eat as much ice cream as I like without ever having to worry about any of the negatives Joe you sound like just about

Every American citizen that is trying to justify their second McDonald’s order of the day right now that is kind of Rich coming from you Donald don’t you think screw you Joe I know what you were implying and no I am not fat I’m simply big boned get your facts straight Joe

And stop spreading fake news wow you really are starting to sound like Cartman from South Park Donald hey screw you Joe I am nothing like Cartman you would never catch me playing World of Warcraft that game is for nerds is that really the only difference between you and

Cartman that you can think of maybe Joe has got a point [ __ ] off Barack no he does not I would never need my mother to do things for me like Cartman does I would get one of the supermodels that frequent my house to do all of that stuff for me and how much

Are you paying them to do that Donald I’m not paying them anything Joe they are simply doing it so that they can be in the presence of someone as awesome and as legendary as myself you would never understand Joe because the only kind of people that ever want

To be around you are the care workers that need to be brought in to keep your prehistoric ass from Keeling over every five seconds I do not need any kind of care worker Donald my Biden blast provides me with all of the protection that I could ever need nothing can ever

Hurt me that is complete [ __ ] Joe I’ve seen your ass falling over so many times if your Biden blast truly protects you then how the [ __ ] are you managing to hurt yourself just about every single time a camera is pointed at you my bidenblast is camera shy Donald it has

Never been good at performing while people are watching Joe that sounds like total horseradish at what point will you just admit that your Biden blast is not real it is very real Donald worlds have been ended through the use of this power I have had to spend my entire life

Training just so that I can control it any misuse of this power could lead to a world-ending event and I have been tasked with making sure that never happens it all sounds really dangerous until somebody starts filming a tick tock of you Joe why would you even bother having to

Control a power if all you would have to do is record yourself and it would stop working it is only camera shy because of the domesticated state that I have left it in after the many years of training I had to undergo within the mountains if left with someone who does not keep

The power within check then it would not hold back training up in the mountains what are you [ __ ] Batman all of a sudden no Donald Batman does not have any powers I am more along the lines of Superman or Green Lantern a Superman whose Kryptonite can be found within my

Old Nokia brick phone you mean yes Donald exactly that what the [ __ ] Barack was he like this when he was serving with you no Donald this whole Biden blast stuff is all recent there is no way that he is telling the truth then right I’m telling the truth Donald

Although I would never expect a mortal mind like your own to understand a mortal mind Joe even if your Biden blast is real then it does not mean that you are Immortal do not worry Barack I do not blame you for the lack of understanding of my power

The human mind simply was not built to comprehend things so far beyond their own scope whatever Joe I cannot be bothered with this conversation anymore all of this dirt that we had gotten from the other Island though is very nice maybe we can even start building a farm

At some point soon a farm would be really nice Donald maybe then we can stop reenacting the ending of God of War every single time that we can no longer Sprint oh that ending was a banger though maybe you could try and do an in real life

Performance of it Donald what the [ __ ] does that mean Joe oh do not worry Donald your humor just is not developed enough to understand I will have you know Joe that my humor is actually extremely developed some even tell me that my humor is a little too developed

That is of course until they realize that it has developed the exact perfect amount because of course everything I do is always perfect Donald if everything that you do is perfect then how come you have still never managed to get that wall built I had never managed to build the

Wall because there were forces at play rigging the whole operation against me my wall would have been great it would have been beautiful I will avenge my wall by bringing down the full force of my fury on all who stood in its way Donald literally no one stopped you from building the wall

Just admit that you stop being bothered to actually try and do it because it was a stupid idea don’t you ever dare say that my wall was a stupid idea Joe the wall would have been the greatest thing to come out of America within the past 100 years

It definitely would have far surpassed anything that you have managed during your term Donald we all know that the wall was a dumb idea it definitely was not a dumb idea Barack the wall would have been the thing that would put me in the history books you know what helps

Getting you in the history books Donald well everyone loves an artist’s art more after they are dead you see Joe this is why you’re always going to permanently be the resource [ __ ] no way Donald I have not touched that Cobble Jen for this whole session and there’s

Absolutely no way that I am going to be starting now that Cobble gin is the only way that you can actually be useful to us Joe you have done basically nothing so far yes I have Donald I have uh sleepy Joe what are you looking up for

Are you still half asleep or something yeah I forgot what it was but I think it was something important I cannot remember it very well what the heck was I doing again if you were doing something else aside from being the resource [ __ ] of the group

Then I will have you goddamn sued sleepy Joe wake up and remember oh I think you’re waiting for the saplings to fall down coming from the tree leaves am I right sleepy Joe uh is that what I’m doing oh right I want an apple coming from this leaves I hope they drop some

For me oh God damn it sleepy Joe I thought that you would possibly be useful again for once drink your dementia pills and keep it in mind that you are our goddamn resource [ __ ] got that what the [ __ ] is wrong with wanting an apple falling from the

Tree huh shut up or else I would not help you anymore who the hell said I needed your help sleepy Joe I never asked for your goddamn help and what is it with apples this time are you Isaac Newton or something waiting for an apple to fall down discovering something world changing

Stop dreaming dumbass whoa now Donald I am sure Joe is incapable of doing that he can make sense sometimes but mostly he doesn’t LMAO okay screw you to Barack you are not getting any coffee from these beans I have and rotten hell Donald I bet you are just mad because

Your wall was never finished oh hell no we all know it was goddamn rigged I would have built that wall within a day and have it as the number one priority of the nation knowing this now just makes me glad that you weren’t the president Donald

Joe won fair and square and it was righteous it would have been a disaster if it was you haha screw you Barack I forgot to add that I would have billed walls on both of your goddamn houses so no one would get to see you and hear

Your damn ugly voices just you try Donald I would have used the Tactical nukes I got from Walmart and send it your way this is why you never won the presidential election Donald stay mad homie and this is why your husband never really love you I bet he was so tired of

Going to events with you pretending to be goddamn happy with your ugly ass I heard he wanted to divorce you 10 times by now shut up Donald tap damn name out of your goddamn mouth before before as a single [ __ ] with your ugly fat ass orange looking clown shut up

Sleepy Joe if you haven’t forgotten I am God damn Donald Riz Trump I could raise your wife and husbands within milliseconds if I wanted to [ __ ] not this made up crap again we all know God damn well you do not have a single risen you just shut up and continue building

Donald just progress already what the [ __ ] am I doing then Barack clearly you haven’t been paying attention all this time I am halfway there to the next Island and when I get there you better not lay a goddamn hand on that place watch your mouth Donald or I will sue

You in lawsuit your goddamn ass to the Minecraft jail right now you will regret it Donald oh no I am so scared right now the forgetful president is threatening me to the Minecraft prison boohoo shut up you old fossil before I lock you up in the museum right now yes sleepy Joe I

Do not think the Minecraft prison you are talking about exists how the heck would you even manage to do that I am the goddamn president and everything is possible with my powers does it really not exist Barack I thought it did sad to say sleepy Joe it really does not where

The hell did you even get that idea ah I do not know I forgot haha even if it does not then I shall just make one instead prepare yourself Donald quit dreaming dumbass I bet the people that voted for you is very disappointed to the point that they would dig their own

Grave and bury themselves yeah right screw you and uh what were we talking about again your timing really sucks sleepy Joe yeah just take your dementia pills Joe and get back to being the resource [ __ ] because I am almost done building towards the next Island I hate doing

This job Barack can we swap places instead no thanks sleepy Joe I have better things to do and this is much better so that we can ensure you would not mess anything else up agreed Barack just focus on being the resource [ __ ] anyways guys I reached the next Island

And I’m claiming it for myself you selfish bastard what island were you building towards again why the hell would I even tell you just tell us Donald before we cancel you in goddamn Twitter by reminding your followers that you called Kim Jong on a rocket man what

The how the hell did you know about that who the heck told you uh fine I’m on the birch tree island and you better zip your mouth Barack this is way too funny Donald ha ha just when did you have the guts to compete with Kim Jong-un calling

Him a rocket man can definitely cause a war of some sort he started at Joe it was not my fault this is mostly what they get when they try to start a fight with the most greatest and humble man alive just keep your mouth shut Donald before you say something else that might

End up using against you just bring us the Birch woods and bring some saplings too fine Barack I just finished building a semi-platform for the island I found this will serve as a reminder that this is mine cobblestones would definitely suit you Donald since you look like a goddamn rock with all

The ugly ass wrinkles you have what the [ __ ] are you talking about sleepy Joe I do not even have any wrinkles whatsoever even the slightest bit are you blind or something haven’t you seen me on TV oh let us not act dumb here Donald we all know that you do your goddamn makeup

Just to make yourself look younger yeah Donald I think everyone who ran for president knows that just spit it out already even Kanye West knows that [ __ ] for your goddamn information I do not have makeup on this is just an inborn genetical Beauty I bet you are just

Insecure and Kanye West forfeited when he knew he was going against me he knew that he did not stand a chance you wish that was the reason Donald but he really just could not take the sight of your ugly looking ass face as a candidate of presidency now I bet Kanye West just

Hates the idea of both of you being his opponent for the presidential election maybe he realized it was not worth it no way could that be the reason in fact he should have felt blessed enough to be my opponent and took that as it is and left

I do not think so anyways where are you right now Donald just bring back the supplies I am on my way Barack and by the way this is my goods not ours or any one of you wait ah this Burns what’s what’s Gathering Cobblestone just how

Dumb are you just tell me you did not something important I was just trying to pick up the Cobblestone but I suddenly took damage and I cannot remember what I dropped God damn it sleepy Joe do not sleep while Gathering blocks for us this is just one simple job and you are even

Failing at this even a kid would be smarter than you sleepy Joe I’m starting to question on why we have you here with us do something good for once at least a kid would not brag about how smart he is in the national TV or something wait what are you talking

About sleepy Joe I think we are talking about the cognitive test you took Donald the one that you use to convince some of your voters LMAO oh yeah you want you want to play this game Joe screw you dumbass I have not forgotten that you because of how dumb you are what the

[ __ ] are you talking about Donald I did not take such tests because it would not prove anything to the people it was just unnecessary what do you mean unnecessary a leader should be smart and here you are afraid to take a small cognitive test just how dumb are you a leader is

Not always required to be smart Donald but yes sleepy Joe would it really hurt you if you took the test screw you guys if I did take the goddamn cognitive test then Donald would look so dumb stop making excuses sleepy Joe we all know how low your IQ is shut the [ __ ] up

Before I stuff some ice creams in your goddamn mouth speaking of ice creams I gotta go and take my daily dose of ice creams right now I need them badly why do you always have to mention ice cream Donald that is the reason why he leaves so

Early it is because I am sick of listening to him barking anyways let us continue next time okay goodbye Bud goodbye Barack see you next time hey guys are you ready to play some more Minecraft Skyblock yeah Donald I think I have left my beans for long

Enough by this point oh boy I’m so excited I’m hopping on right now okay then Joe I’m hopping on as well oh wow that is funny we have only been in the realm for a few seconds and Joe is already mining the Cobblestone for us some things just have a natural order to

Them I guess oh buzz off Donald someone has got to do this and we both know that your ego will not let it be you you are right that it cannot be me Joe but it is not because of my ego it cannot be me because I am the most important out of

All three of us and leaving me to mine the Cobblestone for us would just be a complete waste of my amazing talents Donald we have already told you eating 4 000 calories in one go is not a Talon it is just downright obesity no I do not

Mean that kind of talent Barack I am talking about my epic Gaming prowess you mean like the kind of gaming prowess that makes you fall directly down a hole that you already knew was there oh shut up Joe I only fell down that hole because you were distracting me

If I did not have your Ice Age extra looking ass screaming at me the whole time maybe I would have been able to do what I usually do and have us win the game oh just shut up already Donald you lost just as much as the rest of us no

Way Barack I never lose you already know that the only reason it ever even looked like I lost was because either you guys were distracting me or granny was cheating Donald granny is literally an AI it physically cannot cheat by that logic you cannot cheat either Joe but all that

You have to do is look at the election and you can see that is not the case oh for God’s sake not this again can we please just talk about something else okay fine Barack what do you want to talk about oh uh I don’t know oh have

You guys seen nicocado avocado he dropped like 90 pounds recently oh dang good for him yeah it is kind of crazy that he’s now Slimmer than Donald over here oh shut up Joe for the last time I’m not fat I’m just big boned you are just jealous because I am

Infinitely more in shape than your Night at the Museum looking ass yeah yeah whatever Donald why don’t you go ahead and go back to ordering yourself another 10 Big Macs now that you mention it I am actually pretty hungry I might get one of my servants to go ahead and pick me

Up in order Donald just how many servants do you even have let’s just say that if you know how to get around labor laws then you can amass a small army for the price of a Spotify subscription wow Donald that is honestly despicable whatever Barack it is not my fault that you

Simply cannot understand the immense commitment I have to my grind set maybe one day you will be able to be on the same level as me and then you will see just how factual everything that I say is what on Earth are you talking about Donald

You do not have a grind set you got rich off of Daddy’s money and literally everyone knows that no uh Joe my grind set is probably the most refined grind set in all of existence people actually ask me all of the time about how I got the grindiest grind set

To ever grind set that is pretty funny to hear coming from the only guy out of the three of us that is not doing anything right now Joe I did not get the insane amount of money that I have by taking on extra work when I can just get

Other people to do it instead this is not laziness this is just good management Donald stop bullshitting that is the biggest excuse that I have ever heard besides the only reason that you are rich is because your dad gave you all of the money that you could ever need to get started

I doubt that you have ever had to work hard for literally anything that you claim for that is fake news Barack don’t you dare go spreading such [ __ ] about me I am actually one of the hardest workers that you have ever seen you just would not know it because

You’re too busy doing my dirty work and being my resource [ __ ] oh whatever Donald I think we have got enough Cobblestone to head out to a new island now anyway do you want to start trying to see if we can Bridge our way there yeah sure

Barack first I want to do a bit of work around the base though oh man I don’t want to be left on my own again if you guys go to the next Island can I come along I hate being left here on my own no way Joe

You are a resource [ __ ] and that means that you are going to stay here and keep mining cobblestone in case we run out oh come on Donald that is so not fair it is fair Joe you have earned the title of resource [ __ ] by [ __ ] up over and over again

If you came with us then you would probably just fall off of the ledge and lose all of our items anyway no way Donald I can come with you without messing up just give me a chance not a chance Joe every single time I let you take a risk

You always mess it up you are staying here and Mining the Cobblestone for us and that is all that you are going to be doing today geez Donald you are so mean you know that didn’t care Plus L plus ratio plus didn’t ask Jesus Christ Donald we

Seriously need to stop you from going on Twitter so much you cannot take my Twitter from me Barack Elon Musk himself handed me back my Twitter on a silver platter there is nothing that you can do to get me off of it now honestly Joe I

Feel like we should try to get Donald band on Twitter again he is definitely going on there way too much since he got his account back yeah I agree Barack Twitter is corrupting his mind even more than it already was it is not corrupting my mind Joe Twitter is a

Perfectly fine platform Joe we need to get him banned ASAP how would we do that Barack Twitter is basically useless at Banning absolutely anyone I don’t know Joe maybe we could just make him roast Elon Musk or something that might do it don’t you [ __ ] dare tweet anything on my

Account Barack I swear to God if you guys actually get me banned then I am going to take my Army of servants and use them to absolutely destroy you guys Donald I can guarantee you no matter how many servants you have I have even more

Drones that can take care of all of them in an instant oh sorry what was that Barack I could not hear you from all the way down there at the bottom of the Void oh for [ __ ] sake Donald you know what whatever I don’t even care anymore let’s

Just start making our way over to the next Island already all right fine Barack just let me craft all of this Cobblestone into slabs real quick you know what guys I have made up my mind I’m going to be coming with you no the [ __ ] you are not Joe you’re going to be

Staying here and Mining the Cobblestone for us I thought that I had already made this perfectly clear I do not care Donald I’m going to be coming with you and there is nothing that you can do to stop me I am fine with him coming along Donald

I am sure that we already have enough Cobblestone for the trip I doubt that we are going to need any more to get there see Donald I can come along fine Joe you can come along but if you mess up by even the tiniest little bit then I’m going to send you

Straight back to mining cobblestone for us and this time I will literally never let you do anything that isn’t collecting our resources for us okay that is fine Donald just you watch I’m going to be absolutely perfect during this trip and you are going to be so amazed by how

Helpful I was for the whole thing whatever Joe I will believe that when I see it do not worry Donald you will see it now me and Barack are here what do you expect from me some kind of applause just try not to fall off of The Edge oh

Come on Donald have a bit of faith in me I bet that I could even build the bridge myself without any issue oh is that so well if you think that you can do it then by all means Take the Lead but if you mess up then I am extra Never

Letting you out of the Cobble gen okay Donald just you watch I’m going to get us all of the way there with absolutely no issue this should be fun it is nice seeing you do all the goddamn work for one sleepy Joe at least this way you are

Somewhat useful haha what the hell do you mean by that Donald without me you would have never gotten the chance to progress that far yeah Donald I mean try and respect Joe’s hard work every once in a while do not underestimate what a goddamn takes to be

A resource [ __ ] no one asked for both of your goddamn opinions did you hear me ask no so shut the [ __ ] up before I do something you both would end up regretting and just what the hell would that be huh this is what I goddamn mean

Wait what the [ __ ] Donald did you just really push Barack off the goddamn Bridge what if he had the important things we needed what are you going to do about that dumbass you were worried about the items we got and you just got yourself goddamn killed what a hypocrite shut the hell up

Donald I bet it was your goddamn fault you probably pushed sleepy Joe or something that could make him die yeah like you could have put soap or shampoo to make the goddamn Cobblestone slippery and that is the reason why I goddamn fell or you could have just misclicked

Your goddamn Crouch button and that is the reason why you fell have you ever thought of considering that huh clearly not what happened yeah I kind of doubt you too sleepy Joe knowing your clumsiness and sleepiness I would have to side on Donald with this one so we are goddamn taking sides now

Barack how dare you make that assumption up it clearly was Donald’s fault not mine if you really do then why don’t you guys just kiss and let me join whoa whoa whoa this is not okay anymore dude you better stop being sus right now or I will definitely tell goddamn Jill yeah

Like what the hell this does not seem like a joke anymore sleepy Joe maybe this is a way of him getting out of his goddamn closet haha what come on guys can’t we all just try it I mean can’t you all tell it was a goddamn joke

How rude of you to think that I am not straight what did I just hear you say something else sleepy Joe what did you say about trying what I did not say anything about us trying to kiss or something what I said was that why don’t

We try being friends for once so we can progress more no one said anything about us kissing sleepy Joe what the hell do you mean anyways that sounds like a great idea for once coming from you wow the audacity to say that knowing that I am the one goddamn building this long ass

Bridge over here so we can progress majority of the work came from me yeah yeah bark all you want but do not forget that majority of the votes were mine ha ha nothing can compare to it being the president whoa what a huge comeback coming from you sleepy Joe what did you

Eat today to get this smart whoa whoa at least the majority I get is the number of followers I got on my Twitter account while yours are below the goddamn the legal age of the United States whoa things are kind of getting heated now just shut up Barack since you do not

Pack any heat whatsoever and what the hell did you say to me Donald say that to my goddamn face what the hell did you just freaking say to me sleepy Joe take that goddamn back or else or else what huh you guys are just jealous of me why

The hell would we be goddamn jealous of you dumbass just shut your goddamn mouth because I can see the next Island I’m about to have that is some good news you have for us Donald but I really did not want to hear the second part of your goddamn line be

Equal with us God damn it yeah just listen to what Barack said what the hell did you just to say to me how about you go ahead and die sleepy Joe like the old fossil you are that is what you get for getting all close to my goddamn face

Like that what the hell Donald why the freak would you do that don’t you realize that it takes a really long time to get back there just you wait till I lay my hands on you how about you go ahead and shut the [ __ ] up and lay some eggs or something

Because of the chicken you goddamn are take that back you ugly orange looking clown why the hell would that be even relevant for me and being the president huh you are just goddamn jealous what am I even jealous of about you you falling down the bike on national TV are you

Almost falling down the staircase to an airplane that still was caught on 4K there is no single asset I would be jealous about you this is the reason why no one wants to invite you back to the goddamn White House you ugly orange fat ass looking clown

No wonder you lost to me shut the hell up sleepy Joe you only won because it was goddamn rigged and Kanye West could have been a better president than you are ha ha okay now shut the hell up both of you two can we just focus in goddamn progressing instead of bantering all

About nonsense like a child you guys are adults right yeah yeah shut up Mom we are almost there to the next big island I cannot wait to take it from my goddamn self ha ha how good for you right Donald well I am goddamn back here hauling ass

To reach you guys because you knock me off the bridge I mean it was kind of your fault for saying those goddamn stuff at him sleepy Joe we have been playing together for a long time now we both know how he works what do you mean Barack we have been only

Playing this for a couple of hours we did not even play that long are you making stuff up right now forget about him Barack he is a lost cause this is why I always tell you to drink your goddamn dementia pills sleepy Joe yes sleepy Joe

Kindly listen to Donald or you will end up losing all of your memories because you always end up thinking that ice cream cures your goddamn dementia ice cream cures away all the goddamn pain and I do not have the freaking demarsha you guys are talking about dementia

Dumbass dementia this is what I goddamn get for talking to an old fossil like you are just shut the hell up Joe what what are we guys talking again nothing sleepy Joe plain nothing just focus and by the way the island is very close right now I think we can manage to get

To it in today’s session yeah I can see it from here I would have been there by now if it was not for someone who pushed me off just hurry up and get to here before Donald gets all the goods that we can find in the island boy this sure

Takes a lot of blocks yeah and this were the goddamn blocks I freaking mind all day long you better make use of it just what the heck do you think I have been doing all this goddamn time sleepy Joe and don’t you dare try to tell me the

Good things you have done because it is all you are worth of oh yeah is that why Melania wanted to have an annulment with your ugly looking ass no one loves you Donald even your goddamn wife and parents are disappointed that is literally fake news my wife has been happier ever since she

Has been with me I mean she does not look that happy to be with you Donald her wanting to stop you from running the next presidential election is the definition of happy for you now shut up Barack you know nothing about us at least I’m not married to a Goddamn man

Named Michael I bet you cook for him every goddamn day right Barack how about you shut the hell up because I goddamn know your wife never cooks for your ugly ass I bet that is the reason why you love to eat at McDonald’s and Burger King dumbass whoa whoa

Like right now I kind of love listening to this [ __ ] oh yeah don’t you go acting high and mighty on us the reason you goddamn love eating ice cream so much is because Jill does not care for you of course she goddamn does she feeds me sometimes with ice creams from time to

Time whoa that is very concerning sleepy Joe no one told me that you and your wife love doing that [ __ ] you guys are weird yeah like who wants an old fossil to die more than he is now but nah who gives a goddamn crap about you anyways my

Goddamn voter surely does not you you ugly orange clown shut up and just give me the stone pickaxe ah whoa ha ha what a dumbass how about you go and save him Barack you goddamn selfish egotistical bastard just wait till you see the nuke I’m

About to send to you this place is about to blow did you just try to sing Casey’s song anyways just go ahead and try while I goddamn claim this island as it is rightfully mine just you goddamn wait till I get to you Donald I swear to freaking God I will make you

Goddamn regret knocking me off even if there are two of you against me you would not even win dumbasses haha just try to get here let us see how long you take is that right Donald just you goddamn wait and let me call dark Brandon to beat the [ __ ] out of you [ __ ]

Not him gotta log out now before he swap places make sure to subscribe to our Channel president Multiverse or I will build a [ __ ] wall around your house as well thanks Donald are you threatening people again shut up or I will nuke you as well