Yo, you are our favorite news reporter who only responds in rhymes, Crafting Minecraft news with rhymes that ignite. Iacing every update with a grin and a spin.
Join me on a wild ride as I use an A.I. to concoct new Minecraft video ideas, Mixing my own titles and thumbnails with popular ones from across YouTube. Watch the chaos unfold as the A.I. attempts, but not quite succeeds, To outdo human creativity, resulting in hilariously unpredictable concepts.
Hey chat GPT, I’ve heard you’re really good at doing YouTube optimization things, So I’m here to use that knowledge for an incredible project. I have a ton of really cool and impressive Minecraft YouTube video titles, And I want you to create 10 new video titles based on your extensive knowledge.
And there we have it, 10 Minecraft titles that are gonna rocket this video to number one on trending immediately. This plan is completely flawless, right? Only one pixel? How am I supposed to do that? Coding a Minecraft time machine traveling to update 0.1. Does update 0.1 even exist?
This battle royale ought to be fun. Minecraft meets the multiverse playing in parallel universes. I don’t know how I’m gonna do that, but I guess we’re gonna find out today. All right. This ought to be interesting. I am terrified of what is about to occur in this video. Let’s get on trending.
Now that we have the video titles, it’s time to make the videos. So let’s start with number one. Hey guys, welcome back to another video. Today we’re gonna be (muffled). I’m supposed to break the physics mod, And if I don’t survive, then that’s cool. I adjusted a few of the settings.
As you can see, the physics mod is a little scary now. Wow. Okay. So I did that, but you may also notice that I’m in an amplified world, Which means if I just go over here real quick and, uh, the physics mod has this cool feature called, uh, collapse.
Everything just starts to break. Oh, no. I just wanna know what, oh, wow. It’s so satisfying though. Okay, now I need to figure out, uh, if I can do thi- I couldn’t do that. Oh my go- I wanna see what happens if I’m in this cave and break the ceiling.
Break. Oh, no. Oh, water! Oh! Okay, that’s, that’s cool. This won’t break things, right? This won’t- This is- Hey guys, welcome back to breaking Minecraft with your dumb ideas again. Oh, woah! Oh, jeez. Oh my gosh. Oh, the particles.
Oh, wow. Alright, Minecraft’s Ultimate Physics Challenge. Can I survive it? Turns out, probably. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Oh. Maybe I spoke too soon. Maybe I can’t- I can’t survive it. Ah, yeah. No, it crashed. Okay, Ultimate Physics Challenge. I can’t survive it. Cool. Good stuff. Wow, what an incredible viral video.
Be sure to like and subscribe and notifications and rate 5 stars. Next up, the AI wanted me to do some horror gameplay, so, this better be worth it. I opened up a mod pack I knew nothing about and set a goal of finding some diamonds. Welcome back to another video, everyone. Today, we’re doing some spooky things.
Oh, this is terrible. I gotta break this tree slowly. Oh, why are my keybinds all weird? What- Oh, I can- I can see my body. This is weird. Oh my gosh. Whoa, I can see myself climbing. That’s- That mod is the scariest mod in this entire bunch, I think, honestly.
I think I’m gonna steal this t- torch. Give me the torch. Please? Please. Oh, oh, cow! Cow! Oh, oh, oh. Okay. Okay. Uh, torch, torch, torch, torch. I got the torch. Wait, no, it’s not in my- It’s not in my offhand. Oh! Oh, no. [laughs]
Now, I gotta run back and get all my stuff again. Man. I think I saw something there. I’m sure it’s fine and won’t come back to haunt me later. Nothing could possibly go wrong. Is the cow still there? I’m gonna have to get rid of the cow somehow. Oh, he is- Are we good? Where did he go? Did he fall? I don’t know. I don’t know what happened there. He’s gone. Hey, it’s me. Oh! No. No. No. Get off the cliff! Get off the cliff! Yeah, that’s right! We’re fine. My corpse is just sitting here. He’s just sitting there holding the torch. Okay.
This is the worst. Oh. Oh. Oh. No, no. No, thanks. Nah. I am good. I’m good. Gosh, that’s spooky. There’s no escaping the horror, so I guess I- I’m gonna try to find- Aah, diamonds! He came out of nowhere! No. Creeper, save me. Hup-bah! Hup-bah! Hup-bah! Hup-bah! Hup-bah!
Oh, iron golem had my back. Thanks, buddy. Oh, there’s more, though. Yes, take him out! Take him out, yeah! Now it’s time to… delve into the caves. I totally know what I’m gonna find. That’s terrifying. You’re- Oh, you’re big! Why are you so- Oh, big! Why is there a small one now? I don’t wanna talk to you. I don’t wanna talk to you, John. Your name is John? Get outta here, John. I’m sure this is gonna go flawlessly the first time. Oh, hello. Ooh! Oh! Oh, is that John? John, are you back? John! Calm down, John! John, I know I said some mean things before, but okay, listen. You don’t have to take it out on me, alright? I’m just- I’m just coming down here to- to- to take a look around, man. What are you- What are you- You’re crouching? What is- There’s no other players in this world. What the heck? Wha- Okay, I just got friggin’ actual chills. What the- Oh, no! He was freaking crouching! There we go. Shield time. I’ve got a shield now. Blow up. Blow up. Blow up, skeleton. Yeah, that’s right. Is this going viral yet? This- I feel like this should be going viral now. I need to remember, all I need is diamonds. That’s what we’re going for. That’s all I need. It’s so dark! Oh. Hello. Oh, okay. Oh, okay. I just need some diamonds. Is that too much to ask? What? Okay, alright, okay. Calm- calm down, spiders. My leather boots are gonna break. Oh, gah- Man! I can’t even see the diamonds from a distance because of the fog. Like, the shader is kind of the scariest thing that I’ve been dealing with. Other than that one guy crouching in the distance, that was crazy. John, John, John, John, John, double John, John, calm, John, John, stop. Stop it, John. That’s right. How does that feel, huh? How does that feel, John? Huh? Oh, jeez, what are you? What are you- Oh, no. 56 health? How did you- What? You’re insane. You’re dead. YOLO? Curse of vanishing? Hahaha. This would be so much easier if I could actually- Oh, man. What’s watching me? Hello? Diamonds? Are diamonds watching- DIMON- YOLO! And then I died. Which means it’s time to like and subscribe!
Next up on our viral video list is the world record for tallest Minecraft tower. Challenge video time! Welcome back to another video of my name’s Kanfry. Today we’re gonna spend 24 hours building the tallest structure in Minecraft. This is the lowest point that we can go, and we’re gonna build as high as we can. So start the timer! Here it goes! Here it goes to the sky! The sheer willpower, the skill, the- the- the prowess. Pushing the limits of height and building to the extreme. There’s nothing that’s ever been done like this before. Nobody’s ever built a tower this high. Nobody has ever accomplished the crazy, powerful, crazy thing that we’ve done here today. Height limit for building is 319. We did it! The world record has been beat- Alright, that’s enough of that. Next up, we have to build a time machine. A time machine, huh? Alright, well, let me see what I can do. And here, here, okay. And… BAH! Time machine. Perfect. Here we go! I can’t believe my time machine actually worked. That’s incredible. Oh, oh, I’m just Steve now. Okay, let’s go over. Ugh. [laughs] Oh, look at his arms! Look at his arms go! You know what? I’m on a mission. I’m gonna go find the edge of the world. This time machine was incredibly effective, and you all should subscribe for such a cool, viral topic. I don’t know if it’s raining or not, because I can’t- I don’t have any sound. Why is it pointing straight up? Can I build a boat? There are no boats. In that case, I guess we just- Incredible. This is truly, uh… Truly one of the times of Minecraft. Update 0.1. It totally doesn’t say “Minecraft Infdev.” Oh my gosh, I just realized the clouds are textured. What? That’s not a thing that’s stuck around. Swimming is just a bad experience. I just- Yeah, no, this is bad. Why is my hand progressively getting more and more… spun around the right side? What? Oh, now it’s there, for some reason. Okay. Just- Every time I change perspectives, it just randomly switches into a new place. Wow, this world just- It just goes on for so long. I don’t remember when infinite worlds were a thing. I gotta find the edge. I gotta prove the- Prove the round earthers wrong! Oh, my game crashed. Oh, well. I guess the time machine was the friends we made along the way. We didn’t make any friends. Did it go viral, guys? I think this is viral yet. Are we vi- Nope. But maybe this next one will, because every block is a surprise. Also, Coolment is here. Father? Hey. Hello. Hey, welcome to my video. Grab everything out of that chest, and uh… And now we see who can break them all the fastest. Good luck. And if you die, it’s probably fine. What? Stop you from getting- I can stop you. Yeah! It’s fine, I’m gonna keep breaking them. I’m on fire! Oh, golden apples! Hey. Ow! Well, you better catch up. You better- Two at a time. Two at a time. Oh, I just got- There’s a villager here. Tools look- Oh, cool. Woah! Bernie! Emeralds. Hey, Knarfy. Hey. I’m fully dressed. I’m looking dapper as- Ow, Knarfy. Knarfy. Yeah. Hey, what’s up? Knarfy. How’s it going? Oh, no. It’s a flat world now. Oh, my gosh. Something is dying. Oh, well. You know, it’s been nice knowing ya. How many you at? Woah, what the heck? I have 53 left. How many are you at? I have 44. Haha, I’m in the lead. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, my gosh. You’re like stacked over there. I’m dying. Oh, excuse me, Knarfy. Oh, hey. Oh, hey. How’s it going? Would you like to talk to- Would you like to talk to my soldiers? Aha! I got another shovel. No, no, no, no! Aah! Aah! Enchanted golden apple save me! Flying horsemen! What the- I’m gonna break one underwater. Aah! Oh, hey. How’s it going? Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah! I am totally gonna win this fight. I can totally- Oh, I did. Oh, my gosh. Oh, no, no, no, no. I’m going- Wow, all these lucky blocks over here. It would be a shame if I were to break them and you could never break them. Don’t. Don’t. This is actually just going well for me. I don’t know what I’m- Oh! Lightning. Here hold this for me. No. Aah! You just gotta go fast. That’s so many killer bunnies. Somehow, now that I have more, it’s just more stacked over there. I’m too scared! More boots. AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!! I’m- Oh, no! I have 10 left. 9. Oh, oh, oh. So many killer bunnies. 1. 2. 3. 4. Yes! Holy Jesus Christ! What is that? The mothership. I must return to my people. Funny, if you started getting up there and I just, you know- Aah! And then I died. Subscribe! I don’t know what, uh- Wait, what are we doing next? Hey, ChatGPT. I have a giant Minecraft super flat world I’d like you to design something for. It could be anything you think would be cool, but I want you to design it. So, what’ll it be? How about a massive ancient library resembling something out of a fantasy novel? Can you generate an image of what that could look like? Ooh, that is cool. I can do that. Alright, so let’s start with these big ol’ epic walls, I think. Excellent. Okay. So that’s the- that’s the bookshelves. And looks like we’re using a lot of andesite. I won’t be able to do any of the fancy designs that it’s got going on, but I can do some of this action. Yeah, that looks nice. I think it needs this to be out a little Bit so that you can actually like walk up here. Not that they’ll actually be able to or anything, but should look like it at least, you know? So this stacks up like so. Alright, window. Kinda like that. Nice. I have a couple details like these of walls that are not quite perfect, but Honestly this looks pretty good. So now I think the roof needs to happen, so let’s figure that out. Yeah, you know, that works pretty well. I like that. Cool. I like this. This is neat. Boom, windows. Let’s go. This is so cool. I love this. Alright, so now the goal is to kind of recreate whatever the heck is happening in the back there. I think that kind of works. Oh, it might not though. That works. Oh, big window. This is working pretty well. All things considered, I am not upset. There’s a whole like little extra section Of like I think maybe more bookshelves or something down below it. Oh, yeah. Nice. This middle section could be where like a little middle fountain thing looks like is. And then this is like a little pond over here apparently. And then there’s like a big pond here with like some wood Steps up to a covered thing. It’s very intricate. I’m gonna try my best though. Okay, single pool. That’s kinda nice. That looks fine. If something isn’t placed correctly, it’s probably fine, right? That’s functional. Okay, now I want to do the plants. Kinda like that. And then these are kind of Just placed all over the place. Kinda like that. Just planting some random things in here. Oh, there we go. I think that’s pretty much it. I think just the last thing I want to do is see it with shaders. Because I feel like that’s what this is gonna look like. Oh, yeah. Wow. This actually looks pretty incredible. All things considered. Maybe AI can take over this part of my job. Alright. This one’s cool. Which means it should go viral, right? Okay, so just stick with the AI here for this one. One pixel. Huh? This one might make the least sense. I have a single pixel here. And it literally is just a single pixel. And I don’t know what else to do. That’s the pixel. You sure you didn’t want the rest of the pixels that are required for a block? Yeah, I don’t think AI is gonna be taking this one over anytime soon. Alright. This one I could see being better. Amusement parks can be cool. And after this one we have… Oh, yeah. Those are gonna be sick. Okay. For this one though, we have a special guest. This one’s sure to go viral. Yes, amusement park. Yes, hello. It’s me, the roller coaster tycoon. I’m just here in this desert looking for a plausible place to put my next roller coaster amusement park for sure. The title said roller coasters and more. Which means I need to make at least two roller coasters and something else. I’ve gone ahead and installed a couple things alongside the create mod. Which allows me to do some stuff that you can’t normally do. Uh-oh. Very well put together mod. Oh, actually that kind of worked pretty well. Nice. I just want to see if this works, honestly. Oh boy. Oh boy. Aww. Does this track… Aww. Oh, I fixed it. I fixed it. Wait, does this mean that I can do this? Wait. Oh! So now that it’s working, I want to start using something else. This is a train track with no railroad ties. So I want to start the train here and then we want to have this go around and do some cool things. And this is the first roller coaster. Oh yeah. Oh no. Oh, it’s still so fast. Oh, no. This is very jank, but uh, you know what? It’s a roller coaster, right? Anyone going to come to my park yet? Roller coaster one complete. Now I want to create another roller coaster because it said roller coasters. Later. Oh! This works pretty well. This is the kiddie coaster. We’re going
