Beating Minecraft Hardcore Mode With Only Wooden Tools

You know i honestly hope i die so that i don’t have to make this vid Ah you read the title you know what i’m about to put myself through i am going to attempt to beat minecraft with only wooden tools the weakest worst least durable tools in the game i have trouble beating minecraft normally with good tools so yeah this is

Going to be living hell for me survival mode that’s for nons i’m going hardcore mode normally punching a tree is the first step you take in minecraft but for me it is the first and last step because i’m not going beyond wood tools i hate this i haven’t even really

Started yet and i hate it this is the worst video idea i have ever had it makes no sense there’s no reason to do it but i need content and you guys like watching me suffer so wow that’s so fast this is really what i’m gonna have to deal with for the

Whole game oh let’s go mining psych there’s no reason to i can’t use anything wait how am i gonna make a nether portal this might not work hold on i can make it with the bucket i can do the speed run thing how am i gonna get iron for

The bucket though know what we’ll cross that bridge when we get to it for now i haven’t done pit cows in a while we might as well nothing better to do since i’ve pretty much already maxed out my gear boy get in the pit nope i don’t have

Wheat so this might take a while it’s gonna be okay that that looks like i’m mating with the yep yep a little further you know i’m just realizing how horrible of a spawn i got holy there’s nothing it’s just ice there’s not even another biome near it’s

It’s just ice caps what am i supposed to do make friends with the polar bears let me out of my misery i don’t know why i’m bothering with the pit cows i’m just gonna leave run that way dude it’s not that hard I’m gonna kill you before you would it have been that much to ask for for you to run towards the pit yeah you know you don’t even deserve the pit all you deserve is death why why can’t i hit this cow thank you i’m already so full of rage this is

Gonna be a wild ride i’m extra angry today all right let’s find a normal spawn that isn’t horrible and gross and disgusting like that one shipwreck sure hope i find some nice iron tools can i use leather okay let’s not drown that that would be bad i don’t even care

Enough to look in the other chest oh my god guys it’s the best item in the game leather tunic with cursive binding not only is it the worst armor in the game but cursive binding means once you put it on you can’t take it off

It’s there for i did that as an example but now i’m realizing that that that means it’s bound to me oh boy another island with absolutely nothing on it thank you so much minecraft i am a bad person they don’t even drop anything ooh suspicious stew that sounds fun let’s drink it

Night vision for seven seconds wow that that is so helpful during the day i want to hit my desk i’m not even sure what i’m looking for i guess a village so that i can kill the iron golems for iron not to make tools out of of course

That’s illegal so that i can make a bucket so that i can make a nether portal out of just water wow good good realistic tree minecraft you know it’s not against the rules to get an army of dogs to do the fighting for me since my tools are weak

That might be good i don’t have any bones though so that’s a problem does the shield count as an iron tool yeah i mean i think so huh oh yeah foxes are a thing time to die why do you drop an emerald that makes zero sense oh cool fire wait actually

That’s good that means lava okay saving those coordinates skeleton where are you boy i smell a skeleton from a mile away i scared you i i am very you have an enchanted bow oh hardcore mode may not have been the way to go for this video but it’s too

Late now can’t really cook my food it is bad for me to be outside right now i do not have the health to fight anything or the tools we are going to be scaredy cats for the first night and probably all the nights after that oh my god this is so annoying never

Have i had to spend so long mining coal what are the noises i’m hearing it sounds like a witch piglet villager mix got the advancement stone age but i can’t make stone tools just getting this for the furnace what is that i’ve never heard anything like that there’s like a

Gremlin down here i don’t understand oh yeah leather boots i feel perfectly safe i have to kill blazes like this how am i supposed to fight blazes that’s going to take like 18 hits with a wooden sword i just need to constantly have enough food to heal

And try to take as little damage as possible boy my you over there piss off yeah that’s right piss off i really want to find the source of this noise like yeah what the hell is that fox what does the fox say i need to find a village because the village will have

Stuff that i can’t get because i have horrible garbage stupid tools no fox makes that noise that’s some monster it must be i don’t know why i’m getting so much stone i can’t do anything with it i’m just gonna make three of these because i know they’re gonna break in like 10

Seconds this is how i have to do my tools uh i have three of every tool but i didn’t think to make a single shovel i can’t deal with you right now oh you’re gonna deal with each other that is so kind oh thank you oh thank you i was

Here i was just here i’m running in circles can i tame a dog on the first bone come here come here boy oh my god you can well in that case i’m gonna use the dog to snowball more bones oh wait skeletons are afraid of dogs that that’s going to come in handy

Can you die thank you all right come here dog i haven’t tamed yet your name shall be mullipu that’s your name and you you’re trevor trevor oh my god you’re a spoiled dog you didn’t take my bone but i can’t hit you because you’ll probably kill me

All right we have to leave barmall a few behind it’s just me and trevor come on trevor what do you aim a fox with get him just me and trevor fighting some skelly’s i’m actually playing this like it’s an fps because of how little health i have oh my god

I have enough bones to go tame barmall a few now good boy barmall a few yeah you know i think the strat here might just be to get a small battalion of dogs following me oh yes that that’s what we wanted to see really you you feel the need to get some damage

In on me before you die i’m in a very strange situation right now i’m dodging creepers and zombies to kill pigs i’m just gonna cut to when i find a village because until then nothing is happening i’m gonna spend a minute grinding wood since it’s the only material i can use

Trees are living at least something’s getting hurt that isn’t me guys i went through three axes to mine that tree what the hell is this normally i’d be excited because of these gold blocks but you know i can’t mine them so smite four that’s so good i can’t use it i

Hate everything i will take the flinging steel though pink sheep this means good luck i mean you know i have been walking 4 000 blocks and haven’t found a village yet but oh my god finally you guys don’t i’ve been searching for an hour and a half look at how far i’ve

Gone oh my god thank you okay i’m sleeping it’s not like i can respawn i just don’t want to have to deal with all these mobs on the way i got enough iron from wrecked ships to make a bucket no bucket does not count as an iron tool

And i also kind of need it to complete the game so you know no one saw that i love free food you can’t run from me i have lots of pent-up rage to let out after that two-hour expedition come here come here oh you think you’re safe you think

You’re safe oh no you’re dead i’m getting all these beds by the way to do the bed strap on the ender dragon at the end which is good because i can’t actually fight him now hate you this is kind of a lame village i was hoping there would be iron

Golems i could kill for iron but oh god okay i don’t know why i wasted so much time looking for that village let’s just find some lava so i can go to the nether and die already my new favorite thing is just lighting animals on fire not

Only do they drop cooked food instead of raw food but you get to watch them burn there’s a bee do i dare try to kill him bees have caused me a lot of pain so you know i think i do it’s amazing how strong a wooden axe is with no enchantments

That’s great why would i ever kill them normally when i can do this all i need is a lava pit and i can go to the nether and either die or finish this god-awful video i have full leather armor none can stop me i am so powerful

I might have to go into a cave to find lava which i’m really not looking forward to because caves are dangerous and danger is bad when you cannot defend yourself oh my god and i’m still gonna have to find the portal after all this

I hear a baby pig oh look at how cute he is a baby all right yeah this is getting boring i’m just gonna go into a cave and find some lava you know if i die i die why are there so many skeletons i don’t want to fight the skeleton

I hear lava oh my god i’m i’m actually genuinely happy about this you guys don’t even know now i just need to not die easier said than done especially since i’m over burning lava and can hear a skeleton so i’m now realizing i actually need more than one thing of water i’m gonna

Go get more water and then i’ll be back loser you can’t shoot me but i can hit you really have to go all the way back to the surface to find one thing of water my patience is being tested so much right now never before have i been so

Unconfrontational in minecraft any other video of mine i killed anything that gets in my way not today okay so what i’m about to do here is a speed running technique basically how it works is you dig out the portal frame and fill it with water then block by block you do this until

You have the full portal no no no no no no it’s fine it’s fine we can recover still have lava what what how did that happen why is it not giving me the last block you know what no i have an obsidian block in my inventory i don’t even care i found it

On a ship oh my god finally that took so long that’s like the first step of beating the game i’ve been recording for two and a half hours okay let’s go to the nether uh sir you are not invited into the overworld these kindly return to where you were

No really politely push you into the lava oh yeah they can survive in lava that makes sense okay i’m just gonna go actually i do not feel safe i’m gonna set my spawn point wait i’m playing hardcore mode i’m scared there are a thousand different things i could die to right

Now okay i guess i’m just what what has that always been a thing how did the chicken get there all right you know what sure they’re not harming me i’m gonna let them be hate that i can’t kill things i love being directly over lava in hardcore mode with

No gear whatsoever that’s my favorite situation to be in so many possibilities for death yeah th this is what i mean i’m never safe ah the thunderman scared me oh actually i can kill you for pearls you come get angry at me and i am going

To crit you out behind the safety of my 1×2 hole it’s perfect also they can kill me in two hits so get back here wow thanks for the warped niliam all right you you are my next victim hey yes get angry this is gonna take a while wait where did he go

No don’t do that because he’s still around here somewhere but now i can’t leave i don’t like this all right let’s get this one up here will you register me looking at you from this far away are you friendly yeah you look friendly because you’re friendly doesn’t mean you

Don’t deserve to die a slow painful death that’s my motto all right sir you are next yes stand right there thank you you can come closer though so that i can actually hit you why aren’t you that scared me so i was trying to eat my bread and i lit

Myself on fire i hate this game why do they keep just leaving like i want to kill you if everybody watching could just kindly forget that that happened that would be much appreciated wow i feel so safe right now no no no take my gold take my gold look

At it yes very nice gold no no no no very nice gold let me go i’ll be over here goodbye yep yep nope not trying to mess with that let me just craft another pickaxe this is a strange position i’m in i need to get to these endermen but i also don’t want

These guys attacking me there we go that’s better you see i like killing things my pickaxe broke again i swear to god gonna have a panic attack before i finish this video why does it god it takes so many hits look at how fast that durability is going down

You can’t get to me loser i have a feeling these could both kill me one hit if they wanted to just pushed your friend off how does it feel i’m spectating the battle between these two i love this game i’m tempted to speed bridge no that

Is very scary no thank you never in my life have i had to spend this long looking for another fortress the longer i stay here the higher the chances are that i’m just gonna find some stupid way to die like for instance this thing that i’m about to do

I thought that would be cool for the video but that was probably not worth the risk just leave me be dude for like the first time in any of the videos i’ve made i’m not actively trying to kill you oh i should stop doing that i’m just gonna

Fill my inventory with pickaxes because i’m having to stop like every 10 goddamn seconds to build one i have been wandering the nether for days man i think it’s just a glitched copy of minecraft i’m on like i do not think that there are nether fortresses all right what nope not gonna question

It we found it let’s go oh yep acceptors i forgot about that this is an issue they can kill me one or two hits i can’t really do anything to them i need to be strategic about this i’m not trying to die and if i’m gonna die it’s gonna be here

That’s the blade spawner i’m gonna kind of set up camp right here i’m trying to just trap this entire spawn so that i don’t have to fight them how many hits does it actually take to kill one of these with a wooden sword okay that’s not that bad i can do that

Oh there’s so many of them that was bound to happen as soon as i start building they all just go up and kill me hello you’re my friend this is todd and todd is going to help me yes go up there he’s a distraction okay let’s just really quickly do that

And then run away are they so loud and annoying oh my god i’m gonna enjoy every second of killing these guys and that is if they don’t kill me first all right we trapped them we need to kill the stragglers okay now i just need to mindlessly farm there shouldn’t

Be too much risk involved here yeah oh oh didn’t see that one coming hello hello hello yep yep there’s a small amount of risk involved at least a small amount i don’t like what i’m looking at you can’t get me okay he actually didn’t just get me i am putting it

Way too close way too often i don’t think i’m realizing the ridiculousness of this whole situation i’m literally hitting them with a stick i’m beating blazes to death with an actual stiff how did you this might take a while clever idea let’s put slabs up

So that they can’t touch me i have no idea if this is gonna work but it should i need to come with a plan otherwise i’m definitely gonna die doing this i’m killing them but the blaze rocks are just dropping into the fire and burning this is not going well

Oh my god okay this is how i’m gonna do it oh it’s actually kind of working pow he just did four hearts of damage in one hit i don’t like this game don’t mind me i hate when i have to stoop solo as to watch tutorial youtubers

Why aren’t you guys coming over here i can’t kill you from here stand right here please and my sword broke and i’m on fire yes actually making some progress now i should have started using axes a long time ago how much damage is that four attack damage

Seven oh that’s right when they ruined combat they made axes overpowered i have forgotten come down here i can’t fight you at a distance i mean i can’t really fight you at all to be frank i wouldn’t consider this fighting this is more trapping and then beating to death with a stick

My axe broke i no longer make tools one at a time it’s just not worth it getting that is gonna be very difficult oh god no no you’re not allowed in here this is where i hide okay if it was there it’s not there anymore i’m giving up

See why can’t they all be like that oh god my poor armor is about to break all right i’m done goodbye spawner there’s no actual reason for me to break that spawner i’m not coming back i just didn’t want to give these guys the satisfaction of having their children be born after them

I did that without dying i’m very surprised to be honest might as well farm enderman finally only like 14 more of those and then i’ll be good to go i’m honestly curious because you know endermen can’t move unless you look away from them as long as you stay stared at

Them they can’t move but if i just leave it here all right i’m gonna go get some water i’ll be back yup he’s still here that’s kind of stupid come to think of it the mob could have just come up and killed me while i was getting water that would have been a

Bad ending no i didn’t mean to knock you into the lava i’m terribly sorry if you’re gonna die can you do it over here where i can get your pearls i don’t think he knows how to get over here oh nope he’s coming he’s coming get to the hole

No i don’t like this scenario i think you can actually trade with these guys i just go down and give them gold they should drop something okay and that can be ender pearls oh are you kidding me that’s all i need literally could have just done that

You want to drop something else too i don’t know what that is but i probably did not need it no no no no yep i am so done with the nether where to god you better not shoot me off i will sue do i go for the chest yeah no that’s a

Bad idea okay i’m just gonna brute force this please don’t kill me i have a lot to live for should be getting close to the portal now oh my god take me back to the overworld i never should have left oh it’s so nice to see normal blocks again

Oh boy now it’s time for the real fun part i thought that was hard i have to kill the ender dragon now here we go oh look it’s our friend you guys remember when we met him i’m just gonna politely push you into the lava his kind

Has caused me a lot of pain and suffering in the past two hours i think some revenge is needed oh oh that hurts doesn’t it oh i’m so sorry had to be done this is such a weird inventory i have wooden tools but 14 eyes of ender we

Made it back to the surface world wait where did where did it go that away i’m gonna be honest i like this part of beating minecraft much better i get to walk around the world see cool places instead of sitting in an underground bunker farming blazes and catching myself on fire all kidding

Aside though this is like one of the coolest worlds i’ve ever been spawned into like look at that wow yeah minecraft’s a really pretty game that is a really bad place to be standing do you know who i am yeah i also have a lot of pent up fire baby cows so fast

Oh and you broke my axe where did it go oh that means it’s right here i’m gonna be honest i am not looking forward to this battle the ender dragon is already a challenge when you’re fully kitted out after 20 hours of gameplay i’ve been in this

World for three hours and i can only use wooden tools most of you probably already know this but if you try to get into a bed in the end it explodes there’s a speed running strategy where basically you put a bed underneath the ender dragon and try to get into it and

It deals massive explosive damage basically i’m gonna kill the ender dragon with beds that sadly is the best plan i could come up with oh god i just love that this chest is full of iron and iron tools oh wow i found it really fast okay hold

On if i die to a silver fish after coming all this way i will never be able to forgive myself their hit boxes are so small dude i can’t die you serve no purpose other than to annoy you’re the weakest mob in the game please stop you broke my sword you know

What yeah come on come at me that’s what you get for being stupid god i’m really about to try this oh i should probably get some projectiles yeah no i need to take out the healing towers i’ll be right back i need some throwables i’m way too weak to farm skeletons for

Arrows and i can’t really think of any other projectile so i’m gonna have to use snowballs this is gonna be the most this challenge is starting to really get on my nerves i just made four shovels and that is probably not going to be enough hello

Loser wow i have to recraft my armor because it’s already broken since it’s you know made out of cow skin what are you looking at dude no he seems chill i’ll let him live this is my life now i feel like that should be enough

Now you know what if i die i die let’s go this is gonna take forever really enjoying mining through this end stone at one block every three seconds why did it have to spawn me underground it’s like the game knows the scenario that i’m in and is just

Screwing me over in every way possible hey that’s not that bad that’s only like eight towers did he just i don’t i don’t know i haven’t fought the ender dragon since like a lot of minecraft versions ago so i have no idea how this is gonna work

I’m guessing i want to avoid that oh my god it actually works okay you know this shouldn’t be too hard i just have to not get killed by the massive dragon who can shoot fireballs i’ve been through worse at this point i think given enough time i can take

Almost any disadvantage how do i do this without falling off and dying no sir please back off probably should have brought some water buckets okay yeah i need to dodge that i’m not liking this i don’t like him he has too much attitude i suck at aiming oh my god just hit the

Thing thank you wait i can survive this i can survive this how am i alive yeah i should have died there i need to be way more careful yeah so enderman are mad at me now i’ve hit you with an axe like eight times how are you alive just give up

There’s a limit to how far i can throw a snowball so i have to bridge up to most of these can i get that shooting it like artillery right now just as i’m about to get the aim right the ender dragon makes me move why did i not bring a water bucket that

Would make this so much easier i’m so scared he’s just gonna eat me off the edge okay that one that one can i get this one not again not again i’m out of here okay wait can i even break iron bars with a wooden pickaxe is that possible i’m actually

Genuinely scared i’ve already put a lot of time into this video and i don’t want to end with a death here i’d like to title this video i killed the ender dragon not i fought and lost to the ender dragon i think if i just

Go up here and then do that oh that did a lot of damage it looks so dumb my finger is literally hovering over the g key so that i can tender pearl away if i need to it’s like the most infuriating game of wii golf ever

Oh i actually got it this is the last one no there’s that one i don’t care anymore just blow up the thing okay last one please don’t kill me right as i’m about to take out your last tower that would be incredibly inconsiderate don’t blast me

Off we’re good we’re good oh my god i might actually do this this is such a stupid way to beat the game pretty sure i have to be a block down or else it’s just gonna blow me up too i should move getting feisty stand right there i’m just gonna

Never mind i’m gonna run away and heal and i hate this stupid dragon i’m gonna enjoy every second of killing this thing look he thinks he’s so cool dodging my snowballs you’re not gonna be feeling so cool when you’re dead here we go here we go here we go

All right i need to get in here place the bed down do that okay yes yes that did a lot of damage to him okay okay i need to do that again bad warfare my favorite this dragon is being really impolite by not letting me kill him oh yes okay he’s coming down

The snowballs do nothing they just hit him and bounce off okay i was lied to i gotta use the beds i get so scared every time i do this but it is working i’m chipping away it as hell it’s hurting me but it’s hurting the ender dragon more so i’m i’m

Fine with that oh he left one more bed should do it he’s so close this might be it come on he’s so close one more bed and then i can finally quit are you kidding you’re so close to dying i did it i did it with half a heart left

I okay you know i i technically beat the game you cannot deny that that counts i beat the game with the worst tools possible that was hell i hope you enjoyed gonna go wash my hands of this world i never want to relive this