Bionic – Minecraft UHC but I secretly cheated with /effect…

In today’s uhc ladies and gentlemen we can secretly use the slash effect command to give us literal superpowers honestly guys this is one of the funniest uhc’s especially towards the end but with that said if you guys are excited smash the like button if we can maybe crush like i don’t know

20 000 likes for this whc that would be great and of course guys if you’re new to the channel make sure to subscribe with post notifications on because we’re so close to 2 million subscribers and we honestly don’t have that much time left until the year ends so if you

Guys want to see me bold subscribe to make me follow yes that makes sense at two mill guys i’m shaving my head and with that said let’s do this alrighty guys we’re here in the uhc and okay i’m trying to do jesus man everyone’s just bullying me

Before the game starts oh my god all right that’s it i’m cheating okay well i mean we’re gonna do that anyways but google google okay the game started oh god wait wait hold up i knew it i knew it i see a portal thing over here oh my

God no but the skeppy nerd is gonna get there first no we can maybe get the second one we can maybe get the second one if we just go like this and then oh no no no no no no where’d he go where’d he go who picked

It up oh wait it’s up there it’s up there go go go go go yes we got one of the blocks of gold oh my god let’s go let’s peace out i think the other block of gold the skippy guy got it let’s go dude not that we really need it

I mean actually no technically we do and okay hold on wait there’s a little cave right here yo okay okay you know what screw it let’s just do it guys let’s just dig down go gang oh i didn’t even get to fully say it wait what is this game this is a

Water cave i’m so confused yeah intrigued then oh wait there’s some iron right here oh dub oh dude this cave is so sick what anyways guys in today’s uhc i mean you literally read the title you already saw the intro we can use slash effect which hold on

Wait a second i might as well just quickly slash effect oh my god it works let’s do give bionic okay what effect can i give myself let’s do haste and then uh for a million seconds there you go and then 99. okay wait did that work

Hold up oh my my pickaxe isn’t even swinging what hold up hold up instead of haste let’s also do um what’s a good one what’s a good one water water breathing there you go yes i am now i’m mino noi i ca i can just breathe underwater perfect hold on before we oh

We found diamonds oh my god yes yes yes there you go we got four diamonds let’s go watch everyone’s gonna be like eric you’re hacking oh wait no someone just said i’m mistaken okay hold on wait wait wait we didn’t even get wood i can’t even craft anything okay well we gotta go

Back hold up wait we can get this lapis right here oh dude this is so weird guys i kind of regret giving myself freaking haste this fast because i’m just clicking on blocks it’s so weird i’m not even placing the blocks what is this okay so guys we gotta think okay

What are some effects that we can use that can give us like an insane advantage and oh my god no no skeleton oh god no i’m gonna die okay wait hold on let’s just hide here because i can swim infinitely okay let’s do effect give bionic let’s do dolphins

Grace does that do anything i actually don’t know what that does okay yeah the way literally nothing happened i don’t know what it’s supposed to do wait can i give myself speed oh my god wait that’s gonna be insane hold on hold on wait let’s do

Speed i don’t wanna do 99 though that’s gonna be way too fast let’s do like four no no wait five there you go yo what if we do regeneration and then do like 99 oh my god wait what yo i think we actually have infinite regen better than a god apple

Hold up let’s test it hey what’s up fool let me just oh i have haste so i could spam click oh dude that’s so weird okay this looks so trippy guys bro wait what i can insta mine this are you kidding me hold on wait a second we can

Just add the gungan gingham effect right that’s a thing look oh my god there you go i did it look at the top right guys yo dude this is crazy so now i think we’ll have extra luck we’ll find diamonds in three two uh one oh okay well we found gold

Hey that’s pretty good and hold on wait i hear some zombies okay lava oh geez i really don’t want to die in lava i wish there was a way to okay fire resistance boom is added to the top right and there you go we can now swim oh my god wait yo we

Should try and win this uhc like without diamonds holy crap wait whoa whoa whoa there’s someone there oh no no no this is not good this is not good hello i’m just gonna go like this and then run wait strength how did i forget about strength guys oh my god

Strength 99 oh my hold up wait we got to find him off we have to find a mob guys let’s quickly find a cave or something hello mr creeper hold on wait let’s test it with our fist i’m about to fist your face creeper okay that sounds really wrong but no oh no

Okay wait two creepers have appeared out of nowhere okay three two one i like it cuddy oh i killed him wait did i even swing i didn’t even dude i don’t even think i swung hello mr skellington let me just uh pop oh my dude i just look at them

And they die wait what the server’s literally lagging because of my effects what we don’t even need diamonds guys do i even continue going for diamonds oh hello mr animan i’m looking at you oh my god dude am i not ugly definitely not i’m just that buff

Yeah boys minecraft uhc but you extra buff hold on let me just smack this fool with an arrow okay hold up wait wait wait what else can we do hold on no we need to become the ultimate superhuman with these effects let’s go back to surface gamers because i mean there’s literally

No point in being down here and there you go we’re in the cir oh oh hello there mr man um you did not see anything i’m gonna go and just uh oh god if he dude if he sees my speed hold on wait we can actually slash effect

Give hold another way i’m gonna do blindness i’m gonna give him blindness guys for let’s do 10 seconds we have 10 seconds to just need out of here boys 99 there you go okay we did we did wake up is he looking around he can’t see anything he literally can’t see anything

Yes we out of here boys let’s go he just put nani in the chat he’s so confused let’s just quickly get some wood just in case guys i’m actually gonna go ahead and just uh yes craft a crafting table boom let’s make some golden apples just in case you never know

I really hope i don’t forget any effects guys comment down below any effects that you would definitely use in a uhd if you had the slash command power and okay hold up so we have the strength part we have the haste part what can we do what other effects are cool

Uh health boost there you go let’s go and i’m slowly regening okay what else guys use our brain use our brain use our brain let me just i yes uh look at wood and it breaks okay no but seriously guys we gotta think oh wait hold on we can make ourselves a

Bucket of buckets yes bucket there you go i just thought of that oh no dude i don’t know what to do okay um oh maybe jumping higher would be good yes there you go three is good yeah there you go that’s good any more than that would just suck and let’s actually

Increase our speed oh my god okay there you go that is way faster oh dude we can actually jump so far and run so fast okay that’s amazing we got 10 minutes left until pvp to be big brain and come up with some more special effects

Come on come on come on we have the powers to slash effect what else can we do dude dude i swear before this recording i had like every single one in my head and now that i’m recording this i know my brain is fried come on guys help me dude oh

Wait i’m not live let me know if i should stream these uhc’s guys that’ll actually be really lit what if we do jump boost 30 what happened oh no no no no no no oh i didn’t even what are you taking any damage okay what else guys other than

Jumping on trees and sucking toes like what what’s another effect i can give myself poison okay now that would be stupid why don’t i even say that come on guys think think think we have the regen we have the hp we have the strength guys i’m literally

Like jitter clicking and look it just doesn’t even show like i’m clicking at all come on think think think think well actually i guess saturation would be good i just ate a steak although saturation is kind of lame that just means i won’t you know i don’t

Need to eat anymore come on think guys think what else can we use oh my god i know we can give everyone glowing and we can give everyone mining fatigue we could just troll when it hits deathmatch guys that would be so funny i guess resistance could be really good

I just thought of that one randomly there you go it worked oh my god look at the side of our hotbar or our screen whatever dude what oh my god okay well we’re yeah we’re literally a superhuman in freaking minecraft uhc okay guys the deathmatch just started in

Oh no no no no dude this this kid saw me no every everyone i think saw me nope yeah someone just said bonk has god powers yo okay wait should i test the strength out oh dude i don’t want to kill this guy first hey

Hey dude hey man dude oh my god one hit one hit and i will literally kill ev no no okay oh what what oh my god this guy is like no this guy does not want the smoke he just said bionic he said are you god i might as well be bro what

Oh my hold up wait wait this guy is jumping should i troll him guys we can use flash effect in this uhc hold on hold on slash effect let’s do give let’s do his name jump boost let’s give him let’s do 30 let’s do 30. there you go no he’s

Giving me his stuff he just jumped hey is he is he wait what oh yeah he didn’t die okay then guys before everyone just starts dying in this game let me just quickly ah yes there you go we are now high up okay so now that we’re high up guys

Let’s give everyone the jump boost oh my god two people right there two people right there wait what the two people just died oh my god i feel so bad another person just died okay wait this is two oh no oh wait i didn’t die oh yeah wait i’m too overpowered

Oh no no no no no no i’m dead i’m dead i’m dead i’m oh thank god i didn’t die okay there we go i cleared everyone’s jump boost so everyone should be good wait there’s only three people left what oh my god look at the piles of loot guys

Holy i don’t even see who’s left look at this oh my gosh what and oh god okay hold on the world border is now moving um i don’t want to hit anyone because i mean yeah i could basically one shot like this is better than sharpness a million i can use my

Fist to do anything oh my god there’s another guy right here hold on guys what should i do you know what i think it’d be really funny let’s give slash effect 89 dreams let’s do slowness let’s do 99 there you go he can’t move he can’t move hold on

Hold on he literally can’t move hey dude come on no come on hey here take take these gold oh oh my god that was scary here dude take take these golden apples come on i know you want them take the golden apples he said bully come on just take the golden apples here

I’ll help you i’ll place water oh my god wait wait someone’s coming to him oh this is not good wait he’s jumping he can jump towards me how how how he can jump that’s the only thing he can do hold up wait wait okay fine you wanna jump let’s do jump boost

And then i’m gonna do let’s do 50. there you go okay next time he jumps can’t touch this damn no no no no no no he needs to jump ju oh my god okay well come on jump out dude there you go i made a little

Oh mike does he have a water bucket he’s not gonna land it he’s not gonna land he’s not gonna land it and oh he didn’t land it and oh my god wait the border the border way i don’t even get affected by the border what let’s give everyone here slowness 99

There you go oh my god oh my god okay there you go and then wait let’s clear mine oh dude this is so insane and oh my god wait wait the border border’s closing the border’s gonna close oh this is gonna be a painful death oh he can’t do anything he can’t do

Anything the border is at oh wait what the border stopped right oh he’s so lucky let’s give everyone levitation including myself let’s just know instead of 99 let’s just do 20. there you go oh my god wait we’re going up we’re going up we’re going up oh my nuts dude

No way no way um well this is this is this is a uhc right here right oh my bro dude what is happening right now let’s clear all the effects and whoever lands it wins i’m gonna clear my effects as well effect clear and then

Let’s do this three two one boom oh my god we’re falling we’re falling we’re falling okay come on come on i got the second i can’t see anything i literally can’t even see anything okay okay okay come on i can land this i can land this i can land this i can land

This i can land this i can land this i cannot land this ladies and gentlemen snoof balls did it he actually won well he died he was the last one to die he said see you guys no you win bro he said really yes you were last to die

Whoa guys uh congratulations to mr snoop falls on winning he said slap me out of existence okay with my honor mr snoop balls that’s just such an effect to give bionic strength and there you go i like your cut g well ladies and gentlemen hopefully you guys enjoyed today’s video

This was honestly really weird uhc and if we wanted to win we obviously could have but it’s okay because this panda in a tracksuit won yeah and his name is snoop falls and he also said like and sub or else he will never shave his beautiful hair get him to two

Mil or your toes will be so okay well that’s it that’s enough suit balls i’m just kidding but with that said hopefully you guys enjoyed see you dudes in the next one there should be some other videos on the screen go watch them and of course as new fall set

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