Boffy – Raising an Army of Villagers in Minecraft Hardcore Mode (S2E3)

Welcome back to Minecraft hardcore mode the goal for today is to have an army of villagers because come on five is not nearly enough what do I look like someone who will settle for an army of five a weak pitiful army of five and no we’re gonna get like 200 villagers I

Don’t know why I would ever need 200 villagers but we’re doing it anyways huh wandering traitor no guys this is a big deal I need leads I don’t actually want to trade with you oh boy melon seeds and green diet you can die I’ll know the llamas are spitting on me

Whatever will I do I’ll murder both of them ow oh he’s doing so much damage to me I’m about to die bye okay villagers no need to worry about those noises um it was nothing okay alright hold on guys I’m gonna continue with the villager breeding in a moment

But first I need to use these leads you’re probably wondering why I want them so bad remember that iron golem that killed me in the first world yeah me too you see leads are pretty handy you attach them to a mob and you can basically drag them wherever you want

Now normal people would probably use them for productive things such as panning up animals so they can breed them I am NOT a normal person so first we need to find the iron golem where are you buddy you can’t hide forever oh there you are you silly Billy alright

Just come with me nothing bad is gonna happen to you that’s a lie only bad things are going to happen to you just come on follow me some of y’all probably already know what I’m about to do I’ll give you a hint it rhymes with hanging the iron golem

Woohoo oh yes I do love that this one hasn’t even done anything wrong it was the other iron golem hey remember when I said I was gonna commit war crimes in the series I already have I think collective punishment is a war crime under the gun OVA convention I think I

Don’t know I’m not smart just remove the support so that it’s very clear that he is hanging from his neck oh god that sounded slightly more innocent in my head than when I actually said it out loud Jesus Christ am I going a little bit too far this time no I’m good

Oh what’s wrong there buddy looks like you’re having a bad time well you know who else has had a bad time me when I got killed by and iron golem in the first episode I’ll never forget I mean you know it might have been because I went up to him and

Started to beat him to death but no no I did not try to beat him to death that’s all a hoax it was a completely unprovoked attack okay skeleton no skeleton skeleton don’t kill him don’t kill him no he needs to suffer he can’t

Die yet if he does die it’s gonna be me killing him not you oh that’s not a lot of hearts I should probably go and get inside before I die oh wow wow oh hey creeper now is actually not the best time mm okay you know what

That situation was 100% under my control nothing could have gone wrong and I’m definitely not surprised that I didn’t die all of those statements are lies I’m going to bed good morning iron golem how’s it going let me guess not too good yeah yeah that’s what I

Thought you see that’s what happens when you kill me bad things happen to you I mean you didn’t kill me but shut up think at this point I’m worse than most evil dictators of the past all right so you breed villagers basically by putting beds on the floor and throwing food on

Them and for this I need a lot of food ensure the food that I stole from them in the first episode will last me a while but I want to be able to continue growing the army past when this food runs out and so for that we’re gonna

Need a giant industrial wheat farm I didn’t show it in the last episode but we did manage to get two diamonds and if I’m about to make a giant farm what better way to spend them than by making a diamond hoe I don’t think I’ve ever seriously made a diamond hoe in

Minecraft I just did is this a bad decision probably I did it anyways we were big surprise actually I could have made a sword but whatever fun fact the world file from last episode corrupted so I had to rebuild everything sadly I decided not to rebuild my beautiful

Tower house I think that’s for the best all right the giant farm is done and the hoe is like one fourth used so it’s fair to say that that was overkill but you know what so is an army of 200 villagers so I am okay with it that’s right I

Don’t care about my trade deals anymore you better be scared I’m definitely gonna end up committing multiple war crimes on the villagers throughout this series so I think I already have Oh guys big problem I just realized the Bell is up here I can’t even see the villagers while they

Run around and much better oh there’s a raid they have nowhere to run they’re running anyways you know what they’ve got spirit I’ll give them that not for long they don’t oh boy it’s time to collect like a thousand seeds I’m like a human lawn mower yeah that should be enough

Now we plant them okay I’m stupid that is all the seeds that I had planted and I’ve only done like half of it so I’m gonna go get some more okay if this isn’t enough seeds I’m gonna be slightly inconvenienced and then go back and get

Some more oh my god it’s not even close all right gonna go get some more seeds if this isn’t enough I don’t even know what I’m gonna do oh my god we’re finally done and it took so long for us to do it that some of the

Wheat is almost done growing it looks so perfect with seeds in every spot it looks too perfect I’m just gonna kind of run across it while I jump there we go that is much better we don’t want the place the villagers get their food from

To be quality dewy all right now that we have an infinite supply of wheat it is time to make a lot of bread Wow Oh okay hello really you just you just chilling right outside my house waiting for me to come out well now you get to die all right

Villagers it’s feeding time there you go take some bread you want some bread oh what’s that you want bread take all of my bread dude just as long as you have children I don’t care they’re already having children I need to leave so that they actually have them

Last time I did this I think I messed it up by being in the same room while they were trying to have kids so I’m gonna stay over here oh god the patches of dirt are starting to infuriate me why did I do that if I go down there and

There are no baby villagers someone’s gonna die come on baby villagers really no none okay you guys are there any children in here no no children what is it why aren’t you having kids how to breed villagers I do not like these thumbnails at all oh you need six beds

With of course that’s one more bed than I have all right you have six beds now are you happy you want some more bread is that it I don’t know what I’m doing wrong guys I mean they’re living in just the most perfect environment to raise a child

Oh yes yes it’s they’re doing things okay I’ll be out here okay they’re still not making any children I’m incredibly disappointed I think my problem is that there need to be doors in there cuz the villagers are really stupid and as long as there’s a door they consider that a

House and they need houses to breed it’s gonna borrow some doors oh wait no this is my house my house keeps a door all of their houses though free game take their doors you guys made children yet really not only are there no children down here but

Two of you are just hiding in your houses okay I’ll be right back I’m gonna go educate myself on how to properly breathe villagers okay I watch some tutorials and I’m doing everything right I don’t know why they’re not making children maybe I just need to try again

There you go have some bread I’ve got plenty just take it I don’t care you can have all my bread I just want baby villagers to torture you guys having a kid over here you mind if I watch is this video gonna get demonetised they’re all giving

Me funny looks I mean I don’t blame them I’m just kind of crouched in the corner over here watching them I wonder if they consider me as like a god or like an evil dictator please just have children I’m gonna leave you be I don’t know if me being here is messing

It up just watch the iron golem bounce for a while while I wait what are you guys all doing over there in the corner are y’all scheming something that guy looks suspicious I’m gonna kill him no I’m kidding I can’t kill him I’d even make children for him I just don’t get

Why they’re not making children take my bread please just make some kids so that I can actually get an army of villagers and not have the thumbnail be clickbait just don’t mind me crouching in the corner with my sword I just like to watch no that’s that’s a little too far

I’m going to go outside what is wrong with you I’ve given you so much food why are you just unwilling to breathe I do not understand they’re all looking at me like I’ve done something wrong what what have I done wrong I mean I locked you in

This chamber and killed all your friends but other than that nothing dude I just realize that I haven’t even made pit cows yet the focus has shifted entirely to the villagers which would be a lot cooler if I could actually breed them alright I think there might be too many

Of them in this main breeding room so I’m just gonna push all but two of them into this hole create problems require creative solutions actually this is not that creative of a solution but shut up it’s always a good comeback just shut up please get in the

Hole dude don’t make me kill you when it’s not necessary I’ll do it I’m not joking well I like I will kill you if you don’t get in the hole thank you all right you’re up next trust me the holes better than what happens if you don’t go in the hole it’s

Not a comfortable sleeping position you got there is that ideal he’s just laying on the floor now oh great you’re up time to have kids no don’t go back to bed look you’re covered in bread you practically have to have children that’s how it works all right all right I guess

I’ll just wait for you guys to wake up yeah I know I’m watching them sleep it’s not creepy okay everyone does this right I’m gonna sleep next to you okay children I’m watching from inside of the closet if you don’t have kids I’m going to kill you okay that got them all the

Runaway what’s that a baby villager noise please please yes oh my god you guys don’t even know okay I’m so excited go in the hole with your friends please all right now that we know that our villagers aren’t broken and we are actually capable of breeding villagers

We need to streamline this operation a little bit all right so it’s a little sketchy but stick with me I don’t think I need to state that it’s a little sketchy I mean just look at this thing so basically these two villagers are the ones that we breed and then their kids

Walk under this thing and then they grow up and they can’t walk back since they’re not small enough to fit through the cracks so then they’re trapped in this area which is the storage chamber I’m making these names up as I go basically just lots of baby villagers

That’s all you need to know I think the problem was that I was you know watching them from the closet because I stepped back and just let them do whatever they wanted and then they had a child so that might have been the better idea from the

Start all right you guys aren’t done keep on making children please you have no need for sleep when you could be making my army all right it is now time to actually start an army did they do they literally just have a kid when I walked in

Is coming along nicely okay I’m gonna leave so that they can have kids this is gonna be really boring so I’m just gonna cut to when there’s like a lot of villagers oh yeah yeah there are a lot more than the last time I was in here

Just keep on having babies and there won’t be any problems I pay you with bread what are you okay y’all I think the villager pit is haunted oh look there’s a cat it’s so cute Oh whoops my finger slipped hate it when that happens there’s so many babies well when did this happen

There’s like 18 babies look at them and wait for you guys to grow up so that I can get a good thumbnail yeah okay that looks good all right thank you for continuing to watch me on my quest to become an evil dictator I hope you like to