CitrusWasHere – Minecraft TNaR [S1E9] | “Dancing Around the Truth” | (Minecraft RP/Animation)

I know you’re still mad at me I already apologized before I’m not apologizing again but I do remember that last week you were upset about the fact that I didn’t go to your work party and uh I’m not apologizing for that either you know how I feel about dancing but

Um I thought about it a little more and I think uh if you really wanted to we could maybe dance uh privately um uh don’t ask why I’m bringing this up now but um just uh let me know and then we can uh have that dance hey what hi good

Morning hi good morning oh my God it is morning you’ve been here all night H I was going to go to sleep dude well I did like at you did yeah uh I hope that document isn’t important Oh there’s 2,000 Pages your head on the keyboard yeah I see that I see that Doug thank you that’s I’ll fix it later yay Ray’s been in here all night um R okay he likes I changed my password don’t like Rachel on my computer anymore you didn’t

Write it on the stage note right no I didn’t hey I got a question mhm who’s this that uh is or was my uh late girlfriend why is she late she died 6 years ago she y That’s not what that means oh died of boredom can you get away from the fish I

Don’t trust you with these I like looking at them okay all right wait here all night where did my lamp go oh Pete came in here earlier and ate it oh my God P what the why did you to catch you nothing to eat but 30-year-old pizza and the shards these glass bottles

Oh God no no don’t don’t don’t I don’t like that oh god dude uh you can’t put glass shards around here that’s not oh God it’s there’s more oh why where is it upstairs pizzas where’d you get them get get pizzas yeah yeah we’re in a Pizzeria I got them 30

Years ago it’s just they’re so stale we’re not in Pizzeria what are we yeah we are aren’t there insects that like eat M and rotten food yes huh yes that’s that’s true I don’t know why these are still these are still frozen they don’t look oh these are still frozen they’re crunchier that

Way they’re 30 years old and Frozen this is why we kicked him out of your office yeah I see that so Pete did you do you have my lamp LS Pete Pete Pete Pete Pete Pete Pete Pete Pete don’t throw glass shards please don’t I don’t want no I need that dude I

Need the lamp back that was a present I told you not to touch stuff in my office okay but it’s here only thing I can eat is you’re not even eating it you didn’t even you didn’t even chew that one you just put it in your mouth give it give

It give it give it okay can you put it you put not my CH not my no no no no no no no please please please please please please please please we told you to get out of the office stay out get out what is this

Stain what is this what stain on oh wait actually no that was there where did that come from I thought he got this from Walmart who’s he who’s he uh my cousin Evan he got this for me a bit ago uh letters over here yeah well yeah they’re yeah who they from uh

Fazbear oh uhhuh where’s the bear what where’s the bear I I don’t know at a mall I think you know about Freddy yeah that disgusting trash what his name’s not Faz I’ve been lied to you guys no his what it’s Faz bear Faz bear fredd fazar

That’s the full name you you knew him no maybe I don’t want to talk about it did you know Freddy I don’t know what we’re talking about okay all right okay cool great um hang on I’m going to I’m going to I’m going to call Evan real quick I

Don’t know that’s like really noticeable now I think it was on the other side yeah it was on the other side I’m going to call him real quick hold on it’s not working or something hey Colin buddy what’s up hey um this isn’t a bad time is it ah no I’m

Just in the middle of the case right now like there’s this woman and some guy fighting right now this guy just landed a right hook it was pretty insane well that like that sounds pretty Ser serious what why are you allowed to be on a phone call right now no it’s

Fine the other dude hey hey hands and feet in the car hands and feet in the car yeah it’s all good okay uh okay I just had a quick question but if it’s a bad time I can just call back later n it’s good keep going uh so there

Was a there’s a you remember the lamp that you got me yeah yeah so there’s like there’s like a weird like stain on it it looks like like either purple purple or like I can’t really tell cuz the shade is like blue do you know where that came from I

Thought you got it from Walmart I thought was that not the implication of um it may have been I may have dropped something on it I am uh actually Colin here uh I think the guy’s getting ready to run I’m probably actually going to head off right now I’ll call you back later

Okay okay I stay safe I guess okay I’ll see you later okay yeah bye yeah I’m left with more questions than answers all right who is that that’s my cousin Evan did I not just say that like 20 seconds ago I don’t I didn’t know okay did you I

Don’t know Hey where’s my key uh key store no I don’t think that’s nope I don’t think that’s true it looks like it’s getting worse out here is it getting worse yeah it’s getting worse out here they’re to stop him but he won’t quit shoving his mouth my

Lamp I didn’t know he gets like this I mean he’s always been kind of you know sad but this is like why can’t we just lock him in a room and just leave him there overnight cuz the room won’t exist that’s fine in an empty room no we’ve done it before

Remember he ate through the wall thre him in there I just forgot that that is uh question yeah yeah do you know where my key is key store yeah key store did Peete ate it though really he ate it oh that sounds like Peete Peete fit up the

Key I don’t know where he went think oh God no oh okay I thought he went I he went this way but I thought he went okay that actually kind of scared me cuz hey wait do you guys know about the curtain no NOP we are told not well we were told

Not in there I don’t like it yeah we don’t really like going right okay every time I ask everyone’s like acting like it’s or something the last owner told us not to so we typically stay away oh my God just just just no no confirm something R come in here come

In here just just don’t just don’t no Doug don’t let him leave Doug can you me a favor just don’t let him leave hi I was told leave I’ve got a great question for you did you eat my key I ate L but not my key right I don’t know probably not how

Compelling you know he lies about he lied about eating your fridge didn’t he you lied to Rachel oh you’re going to be in trouble actually you were going to be in trouble and you were I already was in trouble yeah you should let me move quick okay

No no no Doug why would you I need my key please I have to I need that for you can’t open doors correctly can you okay please please Ray right I can get you a different key okay but I need that one in particular is this a

Deal yeah sure I’ll go to the key store why not s sure yeah yes I can get you another key I just need this one cuz this one is important if you just like the look of it that’s fine I need the key itself he’s going to eat your jacket

Oh my God you please don’t please don’t do that can I can you give me another lamb I you got I don’t know I I’ll ask my guy yeah ask your guy that’s fine guy it’s the trash guy oh it’s my guy yeah your guy that’s fine we can just leave

Out the trash board that’s fine um okay great where the inner voice is in my head Yeah okay great um where do I go okay thank you question question I want know why you where you going I want to know I like my personal space I want to know things okay great that’s great you can know things you can ask them from a distance know okay

Uh what was I going to ask uh what have you done what have I done yeah what have you done before this no I don’t know I went to school and then okay what did you do after school what’ you do after graduation this is like an interrogation Yes actually for school I

Want to know I it was high school I didn’t go to college or anything I mean I tried but I didn’t get very far I don’t know where I’m talking about this um he’s been asking questions nonstop he’s in his questioning phase he’s been bugging us all night about it

I grow up I want to know okay okay um what’ you do I so I wanted to be a writer wanted to write stories and stuff you write things you write things I used to I don’t really anymore I don’t you write things anymore I I don’t know I just

Screw out of it I guess that’s what I went to call I was he what they’re called a bad author no I read like he’s a bad owner I’m not okay well I’m trying okay all right we haven’t even open yet yeah I haven’t even done anything

Like I’m just cleaning what else you do you can call me a bad janitor you can’t call me a bad owner what else what El what else why do I have to do other things what else I didn’t do anything else dog you’re boring I I’m

Not okay so what kind of crappy books did you write yeah which you write what’ you do what’ you write I wrote fantasy things and you know what for the record I’m not boring because after that uh I was uh an EMT yay you were an EMT what’s an

EMT Okay so uh it’s it’s okay how do I put this in the nicest way for uh you you help people medically okay you know how we break very easily you help them yeah we we show up on scene did you save them from mosquitoes yeah

Sure you I I’m like he saved them from mosquito you you helped people he saved them from mosquito yes and I saw a lot of you boring I’m not I’m not boring thanks do you believe this he save people yay our boss man save people yeah um yeah anyway I saw a lot

Of stuff that I probably didn’t want to see so I quit and I’m here so h i mean to be honest this is probably about the least boring job I could have picked uh yay we’re not boring yay I mean yeah I guess okay is that it are we done we

Done with this little uh Doug’s done uh he’s just getting started uh oh God uh what’s your favorite color what do you think my favorite color is white I think that’s already spoken oh my God sure liar you like blue there you go you got it wow we got a Einstein over

Here okay who that huh what who’s Einstein oh don’t worry about it the smart guy just ask Bane later yeah um why do you have such a small car because I didn’t make a lot before coming here he’s poor ah yeah that’s it for now I’ll come back

With more I have a question col in yeah what’s up yeah um so what’s a driver’s license that is my wallet uh is it still in your mouth uh I swallowed it can you wait no no no no no no is it actually wait did you actually yeah what is driver’s license what’s

Like the anatomy does it like does it is it just sitting in like the suit somewhere yeah in the it doesn’t dissolve in the suit of his uh well yeah his like stach gamer thing something here here’s my concern you guys have an endoskeleton inside of you right that’s

Like the the ow sorry I did I touch a nerve I’m my bad I I okay wait I want you to want you just stop moving don’t make sudden movement no no no stop stop stop stop stop stop because if you move around too much if you move around too

Much you may break something I mean it could hurt you too as well right yeah then I’m going to have to be getting a ride okay no no no no I want you to come with me okay uh Doug can you do me a favor can you can you uh can you just

Clean all the stuff up uh R if you want to help you can as well I don’t really care um but Pete come with me we’re going to go to the we’re going to go to maintenance I’m going to have you sit with with Bane and you can you can take

A nap with him that sounds great yeah a nap did you say you’re going to throw bottles outside I wouldn’t question that okay we’re going to take a nap and then I’m going to deal with that okay is that that’s not good that’s not good I

Like naps yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah just just come over here I’m just going to go around this corner okay all right I want you to stand just just no no no no no no no no no no no don’t keep that keep that keep that I might need that

Okay I’m going to have to I still haven’t called about being I actually did think about trying to fix him myself but I did what did you eat what did you eat what was that put it back what was it uh no no no don’t eat that too m okay

Well whatever you did eat I’m going to I’m going to have to find it so okay all right come come over here just stand on the stand on the treasure Port okay just just power off just just power off I’ll be back I’ll be back

Okay if I find glass shards all over the parking lot I’m I’m I’m going to kill You