Insane Minecraft Adventure: Lanceypooh’s Hell Dragon!

Lance where are you thank you in here why are you following me why do you always get out of my room this is what your room this is the weapons Locker I’m moving my rooms that you blew it I didn’t blow it up it was those demon terrorists walruses

There’s no such thing as a demon terrors woman what were they they were just waris’s that were strapped with Russian bombs to attach to their bodies so terrorists oh my god okay there they were they were warmish terrorists and they came from where Boris Blin the ocean they Russia that’s right they were

In hell they fell no they are not mom then they terrorized their boat we don’t negotiate with terrorists right that right that right no we don’t negotiate with terrorists but they were not tear they were waris’s then just come out of the ocean dude I kissed walruses that came from hi

I don’t care I’m not listening to you you know what I think I have an apple in my room I’m gonna go get a rat just what never mind I’m get an apple an apple you ate all my apples I know you stole the Apple out of

My safe died how would what I got steak want steak dude what did you leave me a letter no no I have a letter are you sure that looks pretty oh my god on I’ll read it out loud all right it’s from Cory it’s Cory it’s you know the Gauri’s

The dude i’m always talking about it says dear Lance it’s Cory who’s gonna waterboard me yes that guy dude do you mind up trying to read his letter so scared now dear Lance it’s Cory and if you found this than you’re reading it yeah I don’t

Worry about it which is good also that means you found the sword which you’re going to need in order to find me me and Davey had ventured far farther farther into this world use Sorge power that’s all it says power I don’t even have a thought that’s what

I’m saying this is all your fault no we’re not ready how did he get the note here what the heck is going on geez this is all your fault this is weird this is all your fault that’s impossible um because you lost the sword now we

Can’t find Cory Oh Mike so we got to figure out where if I was a walrus where would I take the sword probably back to hell hello jeez do you really think that’s really what a way do you think first them we saw him guarding the sword yes I’m

Hell I know I saw that’s where we saw him but do you think that’s where they’re hiding I don’t think that’s where the hunt I think that’s where they live they weren’t really hiding she okay dude then that means we have to go back

No we have to go back we have to find Cory okay you go back and you mess with the demon walruses I’ll stay here watch TV make sure no more doing walruses parasaur but all right let me just throw this out there if a demon no let me ask you a question

If you were on this vote by yourself and you saw a demon Waris coming at you what would you do turn on the engines and jet oh my god this is about not a jet I mean like general like just leave exactly so what’s the point I’ve gotta go faster

Than the walruses what right what’s the point of leaving you here let’s turn this puppy on and see how fast we can get it to go what’s the point of leaving you here if you’re just gonna jet when the war rush should show up well if the

Walruses show up and you’re not here I’m just gonna send my kuchi you’re gonna said no what I’m just gonna assume they killed you okay let I’ll be the captain of this nice boat I’m gonna turn into a cruise ship no we have some rain there are no friends

There no into the Caribbean there’s no humans in this world and there’s no Caribbean Cancun oh no this isn’t a cruise liner this is some summer garena oh my god shut up shut up just shut up that I don’t think you understand this isn’t a curtain just follow me we’re

Going back the cruise ship we can definitely turn this into what seeing is how we’re lost in an unknown world I don’t think we can do a cruise very successfully maybe we’re just in the Bermuda Triangle or something we just got to sail out you know that might be

The smartest thing you’ve ever said that actually could have happened we’re just in the Beamer me Lucy I across the like Puerto Rico oh no no you you could be right that is I don’t believe I’m gonna say this that is the smartest thing I think I’ve ever heard you say thank you

Just follow me dude I’ve already planned you’re finally seeing my potential yeah no uh we’re going back to hell come on um I’ve got dude I’ve already got this all planned out all right you gotta get me some more ammo if you want me to go down just just follow me i stupid

Shotgun I’m not going back to hell with demon robber says with with with no am like I said dude I thought this drew I thought we might need to go back just stand right here all right just stand right here we’re gonna take these jets

No no no no no we have we don’t know we’ll make one of those bones that I made and we’re just going to hell the whole way we’ll just lay waste to it how about that first off we couldn’t fit a jet into where those into hell is at and

Second of all we don’t have any jet fuel we just have a feel for helicopters wait right there all right are you ready this is my secret weapon are you ready are you ready oh the secret weapon it looks like a helicopter well yeah it’s a little helicopter oh

Great secret weapon is a smaller hell yeah it’s a smaller helicopter you know what that is it the secret weapon doesn’t even have guns on it no this isn’t the Sikh just just wait their weapon is not even a weapon are you dude that’s just Barbra that’s part of the

Secret weapon all right weapon isn’t even a weapon you know what don’t worry I’ve got everything under control sometimes you know you call me stupid but I think you’re special like in that in a good way you know what come over here dude in this box I’ve got you some stuff you’re

Gonna need all right oh this is nice what is the thick hey 47 yes we’re gonna need it I thought we need more powerful weapons for where we’re going I put all of my cargo in the the cargo container that’s behind us all right are we good I

Guess I got my seat belt on oh oh oh god I hit they’re out we’re gonna work we’re good we’re good we’re good thought you’re some kind of like special pilot or something you just flying the walls it was a mild you know what just

Just be quiet we’ll be there in a minute you know what your weapons not even a weapon this is what you will see I’ve got a plan all right you just got to believe we talked about this yeah that’s fun your plan sucked you know what I

Don’t want to hear another word from you until we get there because you know what here’s the shotgun let’s go kill some cows oh never mind it’s the Blood Moon we’re gonna get killed what’d I miss plan what what are you talking about it’s my plan suck is the

Crate still being but being pulled behind us I can’t tell ya there it is done there all right good looks good what you got in there like a cage to monkey or something no we don’t it’s the supplies we’re gonna need all right hey look at that

Area we found last time so we’ve got to be at the right direction right I’ll drop flares tell me if you can see them go commit their flares okay so I’m gonna need you to jump out of the helicopter when we get there and oh you have a

Parachute well why didn’t you bring a parachute you didn’t tell me that I needed a parachute you just like here’s some guns and some ammo and here’s the special weapon which isn’t even a weapon okay okay when I’m hovering over I’m gonna drop the package tell me when the

Package is over this this area and we’re gonna drop it really just just uh just drop it dropping package being delivered okay that’s delivered did it land I don’t know can’t see anything all I see is a stupid pad thing okay we’re okay we’re okay we’re okay I see it done we’re done

We’re almost there we’re coming in hot we’re coming in hot look at that look at that professional get out look out dude we’ve already got hot styles we’re there we’re there I just got rid of them yo dude are you two get up here or while you’re still down

There it’s already daylight I thought you just wanted me to protect this cargo in the helicopter I don’t know what’s going on no I want you and it disappeared on me coming up here all right all right dude I’m on my computer I’m using dude I’m just using a drone to

Go in there and see if the sword is in there smart right all right I’m checking now I’m almost in range dude I could confirm I can confirm it is in there take a bag yeah they are in there there it dude I’m going down my drones my

Drones crashing my drones crashing what is the crashing it crashed what that’s it nobody it just crashed dude okay so he’s confirmed that the sword is in there dude but there may or may not be a problem with that there’s there seems to be a new infestation of minotaurs

Minutes ours what is that like a dude with like a bowl for a head or son yeah yeah there’s definitely minotaurs in there this is definitely oh there’s dude there’s no minotaurs in the hell it doesn’t matter to Satan wouldn’t do it you know what you got to do though get

Your rocket launcher out we’re gonna need that make sure you’re fully locked and loaded all your weapons are recharged all right here you go dude I want you to be very careful with that pick it up it’s a hang glider if we’re lucky we will be able to fly across i’m

Impeded by the minotaurs and I got a snipe vision come here night-vision goggle don’t know it’s not goggles it’s a potion all right here we go here we go nope there we go oh Jesus no it doesn’t matter are you ready to do this you want me to go first

Yeah you go right here we go buddy here we go what I’m in all right behind you all right all right dude it looks clear I’m not I don’t see no mini minotaurs left I don’t think anything else Athiya blahblah dude I feel over here we go here we go

Here we go here we go here we go i jus there’s one little ma I got it geez dude I don’t like this do you notice one do you see what we’re missing where I see the Thor but where’s the demons yeah it’s what I’m not kidding there’s

Something I confess to came up here don’t see anything up there yo why don’t you just grab a sword just grab a sword bro let’s get out of here oh you grabbed a sword I’ll grab this I don’t want to grab it all right I look nothing happened all right nothing happened

Yo come up here do it I didn’t hear anything come on I heard no dude you’re just drunk come on I heard like big thumping would you just get up here dude we’re gonna use our hang glider to get out of here um Oh like a giant no no there’s nothing

Dude we just got it we got a Hank let her out of here what is that nothing there’s nothing there what do you know there’s there’s nothing to do we got to do it come on we’ve got a hang glide through it I’m going first bunny I’m out

Oh my god it’s a three-headed dudas three-headed is a dragon oh my god dude go around it quick oh my god oh I got flying through it’s about you dude dude is it after Rita sure oh my god the waters are back Norris go over here

Quick oh my god dude I need you up here let me shoot let me shoot wait wait jobs are my shadow I got I ever do good I don’t know dude it’s a freaking dragon you die now you’re hitting me I think what it’s done

Over here dude what are we gonna do it oh god the walruses I think they’re breaking down our walls wait ignore the wars to suit get the dragon you know what I’m going in closer watch my back watch my back I can’t see him dude could you just leave me it’s

Like your rage tell me we try to go oh my god I can’t say anymore wait you should oh my god I found his feet okay now I’m out I’m out for every word yeah I know that’s why I work I don’t know what to do I don’t know what to do where

Are you yell scream them out I’m gonna jump in lava I got you uh what happened what should we do I don’t know what is that thing you said is the three-headed dragon what do you say it is that’s what you said I’m gonna shoot him right here

Right in the middle of his three necks all right or anyone you are just go oh it’s easy dude item man I don’t even know for her reload let me know what another shot let me loading hot on dude hold on let me

See if I stand up here I just seem to be able to see better all right let me know what you’re doing it hi three two one four oh um nothing it’s nothing blow up the wall no no no no that’s not the wall that’s nothing look it’s a that’s a

Quick things nothing just happened oh wait we need to get out of here dragon what are we gonna do what if this thing what did the three-headed dragon Falls us back to the boat now dude um I wouldn’t worry about that why what’s wrong nothing what happened

Nothin oh my god oh my potion just run out look we should leave but we can’t like the stairs thing uh it was an accident you blew up the stairs you know what the sword will get us out of here use the authority use the salt as the sword did

You even know what it does oh good bye dude you’re just gonna do the sword isn’t asking me oh my god dude I promise I’ll come back for you I’m so good dude it looks or oh look out there it looks real it looks really mad oh my

God I don’t know what to do dude there’s so many Bob’s up here so dead what do I do what I do but hold on you know what it’s no better up here I’m coming down okay dude so I’m gonna try to feel the power of the sword

All right all right man just we need to hurry up Lepus thought all right what if if you’re gonna use magic like zero magic were like I don’t know anything about magic abracadabra I don’t know ever a continue there’s a portal we gotta go go

Go just go oh my god I’m falling oh I’m your trashy time you’re still people what are you talking about you’re getting where why are we gonna die there we’ll get him