Boffy – Imprisoning Villagers In Minecraft Hardcore Mode (S2E2)

Welcome back to Minecraft hardcore mode today I am beginning my reign of terror on this village the other villagers have houses now that’s not gonna last long I’m definitely gonna put them all in a pen or something my new favorite hobby is to ring the bell and watch the

Villagers in the well like run around but they can’t actually go anywhere because they’re stuck in the water is it bad that I find that funny probably y’all have fun in there actually I just thought of something you know how last season I had a ton of trouble getting

Villagers to where I wanted them I had to mess around with putting them in the boat and everything now I just leave this open and they’ll all eventually fall in here and if not I can always persuade them to go in oh never mind he really wants to get in there we have

Like half of the villagers in the village in here already I just remember to close it up at night they won’t die oh and they’ll be protected against raids dude this is such a good idea are there any more villagers they might literally all already be in the well

Yeah I think I think that’s all of them really two days in they’ve already all found a way to trap themselves in the wealth I mean that’s just impressive yep that’s the last house they are all in the well oh wait wait a second you’re

Not allowed to be free dude get in the well you kidding me you think you can just wander free alright here’s the thing I’m not trying to like spend half an hour trying to get him into the well but also if you kill villagers near other villagers that

Affects their trades I’m just gonna kind of follow him until he wanders a little bit too far from the rest of his pack yeah just keep on walking buddy oh don’t look at me mana I’m just hanging around – keep going are you out of there detection range yet just keep walking

Man just keep walking come on just just go behind the house so they can’t see you no don’t go closer okay you know I’m taking the risk I don’t think they can see him yeah they look pretty calm all right oh man I’ve put iron bars on

It and it just looks like a prison cell now remember when I said I was gonna trap them all in a pen earlier I’ve already done it without even realizing it god I am very mean but Buffy why would you waste all that iron on iron bars because it makes them look like

They’re in prison and who would not want that I’ve all this mossy cobblestone that I don’t want or need she’s gonna sprinkle it around you know just makes their cell look a little bit nastier as if their lives weren’t already bad enough oh there we go it’s nice and

Mossy all right now we’re like slightly safe so I have some plans now I think the villager death prison is definitely gonna evolve into something much much worse remember when I got killed by the iron golem in the first world yeah me too he’s gonna pay for it

I don’t care wasn’t him he’s still gonna pay for it I’ll probably end up hanging him oh I have a bed now I can just sleep how convenient that’s a beautiful morning the villagers are going for a swim and the iron golem is enjoying his last few peaceful days

On this planet I’m gonna teach him a lesson I love that so much shut up who said that y’all think you’re so cool I mind one of the iron bars away and it fell in so I’m just gonna have to replace it with cobblestone it’s fine

This can be the hole that I hit them through oh they don’t like that all right we’ll leave them be for a little while we need to get better armor because I don’t want to die here’s the thing I have two hands since it’s 1.14

So I have to decide whether I want to hold my shield and my off hand and be safe or hold my torches there and not have to place any torches and since my decision-making skills are not very good I chose torches go away I don’t care

That I can craft diorite stairs now why are there two creepers man just I just want to go mining can you stand somewhere where I can hit you please uh dude you can’t do that I do not like the situation I’m in one bit no no okay that

Was not nearly as bad as I thought it would be still scary though Oh okay half of the times that I fight creepers they just end up helping me I’m done holding this stupid shield I’m just gonna be risky good okay why just just go somewhere else I’m

Gonna kill the skeleton with his own arrow I’m gonna do it oh never mind they just started fighting each other I actually love it when they do this look at that they’re so dumb they just fight II I don’t even have to do anything I’m just gonna stand here and hold up my

Shield and they’ll eventually start fighting each other yep there we go I love it I love it so much go go who you thinks gonna win I’m calling it the skeleton right here’s gonna win oh no he didn’t oh they’re all dead now and I’m the sole survivor ah

Yes and now we are completely lost because I decided that it was a good idea to not place any torches on my way so I have no idea which way to go skeleton this is not a fight that you want to pick trust me oh my god there’s

Three of them look they’re already fighting each other I literally don’t have to do anything now oh god I’m actually inducted okay run away run away run away wow wow that’s not good we don’t like to see that okay you boys have fun over there I’m gonna hold myself up over here this

Is already the second or third time I’ve had to do this in this playthrough if I had to guess I make it one maybe two more episodes without dying are you still out there no oh hell-oh yep yep just go ahead and blow up I

Don’t even care I just want to go home stop just stop you’re never gonna win this fight it’s just not happening why even try you know what yeah I’m gonna kill you with your own arrows oh yeah oh yeah dude I’m about to die you’re gonna get me

Oh no what’s that did you just hit yourself again I hate it when that happens oh no you hit yourself again Jesus is taking a while can you can you die dude what why does the skeleton have so much health finally Jesus now if I could only

Find my way back to my house I’d be good oh hello Enderman I needed to start brutally massacring Enderman if I want to win the game so we’re gonna do a little thing called looking him in the eye they don’t like it when you do this

Is this a good idea no I’m probably about to die okay I killed him and I have two hearts once again Wow okay already we are holding ourselves up again I am not smart or good at making decisions so I this was probably a bad series to get started alright nope if I

Let myself go out in the open again I just know I’m gonna find some way to almost die I am mining all the way back up dude I don’t even care I just don’t want to die I’ve made it to the surface world oh hey we’re like literally right next to the

Village how’s it going villagers not good great you all know what time it is look at them go every time I play Minecraft I never fail to just find weird and terrible ways to use every creature in existence the more that I think about it the more that I realized

This house is terrible and I want a new one I’m the abusive ruler of this village right so I should have a castle right smack dab in the middle I think right here’s good wow that really does look bad have I made a mistake in building

This you know what no it looks great it is perfectly sized it’s definitely not way too thick at the bottom and way too thin on top and anyone who says otherwise is just a hater shut up when they complain and I ring the bell that’s just the rule mm-hmm you know this is

All fun and good having like seven villagers in the well but hear me out what if we had like a hundred so I’m gonna start an underground villager breeding operation make like a thousand villagers build walls around the town and then just kind of you know become an

Abusive ruler of the city time to construct the mating dungeon I’m thinking the wells gonna be the entrance oh yes this is gonna be amazing what do normal people do in their free time I don’t know read a book or something what do I do in my free time make a

Villager breeding chambers for the whole internet to see when I try to apply for colleges they’re gonna dig up my history and find this video and deny me to every college so that I try to get into really this could be said for all of my videos

Not just this one alright I am releasing the villagers but trust me it’s not gonna make their lives any better so don’t worry I’m doing it just so I have room to breed them and then their children can suffer in addition to them so it is in no way improving their

Quality of life do not even fret okay alright the new and improved villager mating dungeon you see I kept the rod in prison aesthetic that the well had going on and but now the well is just the entrance you go down these stairs and double airlock doors so that they can escape

And bam it’s the mating room all right now I could go and kill a bunch of sheep for wool for beds but there’s old beds in all these villagers houses since I took them away from their homes and forced them to live inside of my well so

Why not just repurpose their old beds all right we got five beds that’s not quite enough and there just happened to be a couple of sheep right here sorry guys wrong place wrong time that’s not even enough to make another bed they just died for no reason not that

Unnecessary animal death makes me feel bad or anything it’s just I kind of want another bed you’re getting a little close to the door there buddy we wouldn’t want you to escape now would we all right and the beds will go on this wall right next to the dirt move move I

Need I need to put a bed here don’t make me kill you I don’t care if it affects the trades I’ll do it all right there are five beds and six villagers one of you has to die sure I could go find one more sheep and make another bed but what

Am I gonna let the villagers take control of me no it’s gonna be the other way around all right one of you is gonna meet an unfortunate death I think you all right no okay I guess it’s you then please this doesn’t have to be difficult oh

Okay okay you’re out of bed yes just just come over here no get out of the corner dude I I don’t want to hit you in front of them because my trade deals will go down with them because it’ll be mad at me but also you are being incredibly difficult aren’t you

Are you gonna be compliant no you just want to walk that way for some reason you know what no you don’t get any beds until I’ve killed one of you no nope out of bed all right yes yes just a little bit further no sure okay you know what that works

Now your world none of them can see you and none of them can hear you scream oh no all guys he died oh who did that guys I just came to inform you that uh your friend I just set him free you know we didn’t have enough beds so I decided

To be nice and let him go roam free no need to charge me more for my trade deals because I killed him because I did not kill him he’s in a better place now okay that is the second time in this series so far that I have lured one of

The villagers away from his friends so I could brutally murder him with an axe we are two episodes in and that has happened twice already why every time I play Minecraft mana just becomes more twisted and sadistic okay I’m ending the video here please don’t call the police

I swear I don’t kill people in real life – only in Minecraft okay and like occasionally in real life but don’t worry about it