Confronting The Wendigo: 15 Minutes of Chaos

In the heart of the formidable Himalayan Mountains a Sinister presence lurks in the icy shroud a creature of ancient malevolence known as the skin stalker Slumbers in the shadows it’s hunger for the unsuspecting towns folk echoing through the snow Laden Peaks recently A Town Sent BB letter from the area

Telling BBA that the creature has haunted their Shadows for weeks now and that a Perpetual blizzard has followed its demonic presence BBA knowing that he’s the only one who can take the creature down must rise to the challenge the fate of the the town hangs in the balance as the Relentless blizzard will

Only cease if the creature meets its demise armed with courage and determination the protector embarks on a treacherous Quest navigating the Frozen Labyrinth to confront the skin stalker before its haunting song claims another victim man I felt like shakespear saying all that thanks chat GPT well isn’t this a great start okay

Here we are I’m in the I’m in the Arctic I also o downloaded a mod uh a mod that makes me freeze to death if I don’t get shelter immediately so that’s great but anyway the town should be just over there maybe the tree will keep me warm

Nope never mind come on we need to go go go go across the Frozen River I must make it to the town I’m literally dying it’s right here spawn point oh get wrecked oh get wck I’m too good I am warm I’m a warm

Boy this is me being a warm boy how am I not a warm boy yet excuse Me what part of this is not warm you know I’m taking all this stuff this man just got evicted guess we’ll live in here Now I’m hearing some goofy noises out here who’s making all that Ruckus huh what’s all the commotion about so this is the town that sent me the uh letter doesn’t look like a smart bunch of people but I guess they’re immune to freezing to death so they’ve got that

Over me how do you warm up in this forsaken place I can hear the skin stalker I feel like dying of cold is going to is going to get me more than the skin stalker in this video dude that skin stalker is so loud out there hey I’m actually warming up all right

Whatever okay you just scared the absolute beesus out of me brother what is wrong with you and yoink and yoink and yoink this Iron Golem has seen some things man oh my God I don’t think I won’t hey this is my bed now thanks I know you were just jumping on that bed

But it’s mine now nerd all right I’ve got my warm space excuse me yeah yeah leave yeah leave I came into this town to protect them and you know what I’m just stealing all their stuff they called the wrong guy for this all right bro sincerely just need to cook

Something I don’t know what it’s going to be I can’t even get out of my own house this is a rough start I think this is the roughest start we’ve ever had why is this not working since when oh cuz it’s a stripped Spruce log oh I didn’t

Know we were picky oh I didn’t know we were picky oh my bad my bad I didn’t know Minecraft was so snotty about the type of log that I bake my my bad what since when since when does this not work hey future BBA coming in with a little

Divine intervention here basically what I’m trying to do is uh make this furnace go big warm so that I can get big warm well it turns out you can’t actually make charcoal in a blast furnace which past me didn’t realize until 10 minutes later so uh we’re just going to skip

This part who are you someone call 911 there’s an old man in my bed yeah I’m a warm boy now check out that sick fire animation after finding a temporary solution to my cold problem I decided to you know actually play the video game and go get stuff we’re going to go

Mining that’s that’s the plan here oh I’m glowing I’m Jesus you know you think the town’s people could have at least provided me with like something they could have been like ah hello traveler Welcome to our humble abode may we interest you in some Fingal check out

How ominous it is down there oh I’ve mined into God’s living room what is happening oh okay apparently the Matrix just glitched for a second there no need to worry about it the Spooky Spooky ambian can’t handle it my little monkey brain is just melting from the the sheer

Ow spook Factor why is there always a dude in my house every time I come up here I mean I guess this was technically their house first but no you know what you get pushed into the basement I don’t even care the skin stalker can have this

Guy he’s out there somewhere I can smell him who are you uh that’s what I thought okay what can I craft with this pants all right so you may be wondering why I’m just mining forever well you see I need to find lava none of these dwellers

Are immune to Lava they all just they all just hiccup in the presence of it and I also needed iron so that I could mine diamonds and let me tell you I spent an astronomical amount of time in the caves hopefully I mine into a giant

Lava Network that that’ll be a huge help not only can I bring lava to the surface to mess with the dweller With you know I think the dweller heard me say that and he was less than pleased is that skull I found skull before I found the skin stalker are you kidding me and new spooky Ambiance has entered the Chat yeah come at me then you think I’m scared of you you think I’m scared of you honestly I’m fine with that PVP me in my own my own territory goofball see what happens also it probably behoove me to grab a weapon just saying just saying a man like me does

Not want to be caught with his proverbial pants down that’s not that’s not what I’m about in fact I’m a huge advocate of keeping your pants on iron pickaxe and now I can yoink those diamonds they’re mine now and it was one Diamond I cannot do a single thing with

That why what is in this cave that is so loud die die die die die die die H you know I’m kind of hoping before I leave this place I find enough iron to make a bucket and and yoink some of this lava with me I can’t find a single sign of

Iron W that was a little close for comfort if a warden spawns so be it I I you know I just don’t really care at this point and there’s nothing even back here you know what shut up shut your mouth out of my face oh I hear him oh I hear you you

Silly you silly little goof you know it’s cool I’m finding all these lava patches but there is like not a singular piece of iron and it is just is grinding my gears oh brother just end me I’ll come back down here if I’m like really desperate for lava but like right

Now this is just so not worth it I have more chances of finding a girlfriend down here than I do iron a singular piece it’s all I need I of course of course trying to knock him in the lava can I spliff him yes this cave has nothing I’m gone

And there’s yet another dude in my bed all right don’t take that out of context all right um I keep placing the god stop it we’re back in the wilderness boys back at it again bro I just want to explore the Himalayan Wilderness and I

Can’t even do that I can’t even see what my health is bro I was what I was frozen to death by a creeper yes finally and it’s not even three but I don’t care after exploring the cave for a while I finally got everything I needed and then

This happened there’s nothing to be afraid of except for maybe that that could be a slight problem glad we come to an agreement oh okay and then this yeah fight each other Idiots Darkness again whoa what is that all right good stuff good stuff we got our lava we’ve got our minerals and after hours of being Cyber Bullied by other weird creatures I finally met him the skin stalker nothing of interest is happening this is really unfortunate you

Know what you can have the house I don’t even care I hear Footsteps uh maybe that thing oh oh hey oh hey oh hey oh hey oh hey Lava no no no no no no No well that was interesting and after bba’s Relentless failures he was feeling a little bit put down but the towns people reassured him that if he were to just climb the Giant mountain right next to their town he would feel better and he thought it was hilarious that this

Sounded so stupid why would you do that but since the skin stalker was gone for a long while he figured that there was nothing better to do so he just climbed up the mountain the town’s people told me a little bit of lore apparently if I climb the highest

Mountain it might be this mountain uh I get I get secrets revealed to me truths that I never knew possible before revealed to my my spirit this is one tall mountain my God Secrets will be revealed with the power of friendship I can make it to the top of this mountain

Oh my Jesus finally after an arduous climb BBA reached to The Summit in that moment the snow beneath bba’s feet transformed into a reflection of his own Journey the pristine whiteness represented by the purity of his intentions the glistening surface mirrored the clarity he had gained and the coldness embodied the resilience he

Had developed along the way the snowy Landscapes whether rendered on a screen or spread out before him became a Living testament to the idea that the journey itself was the reward it was in the perseverance through the virtual Realms of Minecraft that one could unravel the Mysteries within discovering not only

The intricacies of the game or the core of a summit but more importantly the depths of one’s own character I think that most people take video games for granted most view them as a waste of time but this virtual Journey has taught us that some Gamers sometimes seek to

Conquer digital challenges but also seek to face the complexities of Life the video game much like the summit of snow whispered the universal truth that perseverance resilience and determination are the keys to unlocking the extraordinary within ourselves well that was a fun side quest anyway bullying the skin stalker Eureka what was that

Oh oh my God this is his house oh wow okay uh hey don’t mind me come and get me then I’m dousing him directly in lava this is a key part of the trolling process snowball yeah I’m throwing snowballs at you now what are you going to do about it

Nothing I’ve got everything I’ve got a bow and arrow too oh yeah take that yeah you’re going to die he can’t even do anything about it can’t do a single thing about it it’s just coming for him oh he left like a nerd like a nerd like an absolute idiot really

Razzled his Dazzle and he had no idea how to handle it that’s something I notice all these dwellers do constantly they run away in fear like cowards okay well apparently that didn’t count as defeating him since Perpetual winter is still here so uh unfortunate but I I guess I guess I

Have to actually kill him for that to happen this game is so picky about heat I’m literally right next to the hottest substance on planet Earth and it says I’m cold this is Peak logic right here why oh and you’re back now [Applause] oh what was he just baiting me and after

A little while more of waiting I finally got him boys you know this dweller has gotten less kills than Nature has that’s the thing oh hey boat it’s boat time he doesn’t fall for the boat trick he doesn’t fall for the boat trick get in the

Lava yeah buddy Oh what now nerd Oh what now nothing yeah we got him yeah we got him boys finally killed the goober hey does that mean that this blizzard will does that mean this blizzard will disapp well you know what I’m going to sleep and in the morning that blizzard better

Be gone I swear to God okay oh oh it cleared up it did the thing yeah I’m feeling cocky let’s beat up the Ender no okay the sun yes finally this is the good stuff also it turns out the skin stalker does not fall for the boat trick he’s a

Little smart for that one oh well he didn’t run away like a freaking goofball little coward little little Manchild Little Nerd don’t worry this is a part of the trolling process you just have to insult him a thousand times get every adjective you can although there

Is one thing left to do for your crimes against this country I give you the death sentence may God have mercy on your soul may God have mercy I’m out of here and so BBA defeated the skin stalker the Eternal blizzard subsided and the people in the town were

Eternally grateful BBA however was sick and tired of the cold environment and immediately packed up and left not dealing with it you won’t catch me dead in a tundra ever again get out of Here And I froze again