Craftee – Minecraft but I Have 1 BILLION Emeralds

I’m gonna make the most expensive villager trade in Minecraft one billion Diamonds oh wait no emeralds but I’m not gonna be out here farming sticks to trade oh no buddy that’ll take years I’ll unlock helpful custom items and a friendly face to get to the billion and

There she is the ultimate villager trade oh gosh that’s a lot of zeros now that’s looking more like it a lonely zero I’ll be back for you hello gorgeous villagers oh gosh the villagers are looking different these days hello Gregory and Georgia we can break blocks to get

Emerald so that’s nice and ten all right let’s make our first purchase of the pouch of emerald seeds what’s up Mr farmer what do you have here growing food for your Colony I can grow magic Emerald plants yeah grow buddies grow oh it just broke oh I had limited number of

Seeds oh bummer look at them yeah keep growing Emerald friends he’s like how you just grow so fast don’t be jealous buddy I have magical powers and social anxiety but we don’t talk about that let’s Harvest yes yeah dude I’m so nice dude each plant gives me 10

Emeralds man I’m already past the hundred heck yeah now that’s some Emerald stocks we’re gonna buy some of those and we’re also gonna buy an emerald chicken here are you a live chicken oh gosh hope they poked air holes in there my man we’ll buy to you cause I got a nice idea

If this does what I think it does I’m gonna put down my Emerald chickens do you poop emeralds yeah yeah man all right all right all right just need myself some seeds and the question is can I multiply you guys come on give me a baby Emerald oh yeah dude yeah look a

Little baby Yoda dude we’ve multiplied our money now that’s a solid investment all right boys keep pooping out some eggs for me while I literally farm this money yes crabs that’s what I’m talking about all right I’m leaving one for you all right this is my gift okay fine don’t take my gift

Whatever and our baby chickens all grown up we’re gonna collect our earnings yeah and make our next upgrade what are you looking at Jeremy it’s the emerald uh aguer aguaya Aqua all right well whatever it’s called I’m buying it whoa look at this I’ve got like an emerald

Jackhammer I guess let’s try it yeah yeah I don’t know how this works uh I broke a block oh my what just happened oh my goodness it might a huge hole all right let’s try this again yeah there we go that’s what I’m talking about I’m getting emeralds from deep in the mines

I’m tunneling down to the core of the Earth yeah this is efficient dude I can already head back into the shop we’ll buy some more emerald seeds a couple more chickens and I’ll snap the emerald TNT should be careful about this one huh here you go new Emerald boys and we’ll

Do some multiplying I’ll come back to that later set my boy the salt from that beach is affecting your crap yield I can take care of that one Emerald TNT go let’s see what you got oh all right well it looks like a normal TNT explosion

Except I just get money for it ow I’ll take it there you go no more salt in the craps my boy although I might have a little bit of sand powder and like sharp Emerald fragments but that’s cool right let’s do a little more Farm in here oh

Save these craps for a rainy day oh looks gorgeous man and let’s collect our chicken poop earnings uh oh oh my gosh I got like 500 from that yo chickens keep doing your pooping man there you are and there we are okay what else can I buy an

Emerald farmer yes I like that our next upgrade is a villager Miner can’t quite afford that but I’m making money fast so I’ll be back very soon our Farmer’s gonna be a little jealous from this guy look at it man the emerald farmer I’ve automated the whole farming experience

Oh gosh he’s so jealous I want to Green at go farming buddy go dude that is incredible vanishes from existence can I do multiple at the same time yes I can I could have an army of farmers yeah dude yeah dude keep going fire my boys keep

Farming yeah now we’re talking wait wait wait they can even plant on Sand can they plant on anything can they grow on wood yep yep all right Emerald plants grow on anything good to know how about on water yup yup works on water oh also works floating in the air all right well

Looks like plants can grow anywhere oh that gives me an idea gentlemen have you guys considered expanding The Village let’s buy some construction workers don’t worry they’re paid fairly in emeralds and gum yeah there we go just gonna expand this Village out a little bit here I assume I could have yeah

Multiple construction workers there we go oh nice dude so not only are we gonna get more space here but also we get emeralds for blocks that we mine keep going Mars don’t stop now they keep going man all right all right OSHA says it’s time to take a break my

Boys I like how they have an emerald pickaxe but yet they just don’t use it make oh sorry buddy my gentlemen we’ve lost one go go yeah oh 10 000 blocks already hey did you hit me my bad dude lesson learned pickaxes are sharp look at this we even have load-bearing

Pillars I built on purpose all right well now that we have all this extra room I think it’s time for stage two with a plan farming look at all this room for activities boys oh man now we’re talking look at that money go up yes yes all right all

Right time for your break everybody enjoy your lunch I’m not entirely sure what happens when they disappear did they teleport or are they drifting off into nothingness anyways how’s my chickens doing hey oh hey little buddy I have no idea how you got in here but

Welcome to the club and let’s claim our profits all right couple thousand we take that on to the shop we go let’s buy the emerald Hammer whoa this thing’s big and we can unlock Chester buddy the the emerald Chester dude you’re looking fancy looks like he makes a noise like

Ah you know like rich person sounds oh yes my pockets are just too heavy with all this emeralds in it the Villager vehicle I can’t quite afford it I’ll be back later but Chester will help us make more money he multiplies all the emeralds we get by two I haven’t forgot

About your beautiful trade I’ll be back hey best friends come on Chester let’s oh gosh I did not mean to do that okay uh nobody died are the fish alive okay no fish died in the making of This Hammer come on Chester let’s show this Hammer to a pillager’s face hello boys

All right here we go hammer attack whoa the one hit some smash I like how I do a little jump beforehand yeah I love it come on oh man it just one shots him I get a lot of money for it too lesson learned giant hammer plus bad guy equals money

All right that looks like that’s all of them now we can just send our construction workers to take it out floor by floor and it looks like this building is set for decommissioned go ahead and take the building out boys there we are now we’re talking a nice little demolition job that’s looking

Better great job gentlemen they just slowly go out to see like they’re baby sea turtles or something the miners yearn for the ocean oh gosh what they’re heading back home I got you Mr Golem uh yo buddy you doing all right ow all right all right apparently this guy in

Fences aren’t really getting along cool I’ll just let him figure that out for himself might need to take some fencing classes wow that was bad I’m sorry good news though is I have enough for where is it where is it where is it the Villager vehicle wow looks uh looks a

Little small for me but let’s oh goodness oh my that’s a bigger vehicle than I thought it was no yeah just a little off the top there buddy there we go just doing a little bit of mowing oh goodness all right it takes out mobs

Maybe I should use this in a cave or something oh sorry Mr Chicken I’ll give you a proper burial Ah that’s looking more like it oh man this is good dude I’m getting a lot of emeralds for this it’s like a thousand a second thank you

Chester keep going keep going boom I can just bump mobs as well take that foul mobs we got ourselves the emerald portal oh I remember this one hello boys oh he’s staring at the beautiful crops I got something even crazier than those dude check this out the mighty portal of

Emeralds excuse me dude he just broke it what what okay let me try this again you once had Emerald flowers but now you have magical portal emeralds exclusively dude can you not man why this guy’s got something against portals okay let’s try this again shall We There we go okay

Looks like he’s cool with it now I’d love to go play sports outside but ah it’s raining literal cash yes it’s just like how Jeff Bezos showers don’t gargle emeralds couple more Yeah a hundred thousand oh gosh we’re like one percent of the way there just did the

Math I’m point zero one percent away from a billion let’s make some fast progress shall we all right jump into the action in the new map arcade parkour explore video game themed levels filled with secrets to find and multiple routes to Traverse that’s a big word compete with your friends to see

Who can get the fastest time available now on the Minecraft Marketplace okay we’ve got the air strike villager check it out looks like a pickle a little bit with wings but I hope it was worth the money let’s see what you got air strike and here we go run run

Oh there it goes dropping down Emerald TNT oh my goodness okay go strikes no more sand in our bread the villagers have spoken all right well wow wow dude keep going air strike attack yeah now we’re stacking up some emeralds I’m not entirely sure how many emeralds

I need for my next upgrade so I’m just gonna spam this for a while you know make myself a nice Ravine and that’s my friends is one million emeralds now let’s go spend it shopping spree time sharp it’s free time emeralds are green just like a lime well that was a short

Shopping spree got myself a nice Emerald Meteor yeah oh dude oh wow yeah that’s even more detrimental than the airstrike was Chester we gotta run dude there she blows can I do multiple oh gosh oh gosh yep yep yep yep I can it’s a meteor shower boys

Yeah oh man well we’re back up to over a million so we made some profit pretty quick and for our newly acquired Emerald Forge let’s put it right next to this beautiful Village here yes uh nobody was harmed in the making of this right and

We’re all good okay well it was a little close to the house but uh I’m so sorry guys it is very ugly normal house normal house Factory but now these villagers should be set for life and I get automatic emeralds every second it just keeps making emeralds even while I’m

Sleeping oh oh snap next up Mecca Emerald or Mecca Mecca Emerald sounds a lot less cool hold on this is the mecca ultratron Emerald five thousand there that’s better oh I fit snug in here it does smell a little weird but that’s cool I jump high oh and I explode the

Ground you all right Chester buddy uh he’s all right I gotta be good where I’m jumping oh gosh okay pardon me excuse me so sorry looks like I also have an emerald villager item uh okay oh whoa it shoots out little green exploding villagers Emerald villager attack yeah

Emerald villager attack boom I like it boom Oh gosh okay stop relax stop deactivate I have an idea of how I want to use this jumping power yeah now we’re talking villagers attack ah hello buddy huh yeah that is so satisfying villagers take your revenge I’ll stop

Hammer Time Boom uh you guys okay are you guys out of strike no well all right then next up we’ve got the mega laser or maybe a telescope or TV Camera ah you know me just chilling with my money generating rocket launcher oh my word dude I almost died wow all right

Well that was more of a rocket launch than I thought hey oh my gosh these my friends is the mountain Destroyer [Applause] boom million I’m getting money quick people oh my oh my God damn I do have to stay nearby water otherwise I’m gonna die from Fall damage get ready aim and

Oh my gosh this item is insane ah look up lamb wow [Applause] excuse me 50 million for the emerald evaporator that sounds kind of bad actually right oh it causes massive explosions well why didn’t you just say so oh gosh okay uh Chester I think it’s running time buddy

Wow that’s giving me so many emeralds I’m barely out running it keep running buddy to me oh no I put this way too close to the Village um okay Chester I think it stopped chaos you should be fine if you hear some rumbling you might want to start moving

The Hooves South oh my gosh what have I done all in the name of getting rich but I must still pursue it I must know what the most expensive villager trade is I forgot that was my motivation this whole time we have one last item before the illustrious ultimate villager trade all

Right well I’m hoping I get a bunch of money from you it’s quite an investment it’s been 300 million emeralds on this you better be good oh it doesn’t explode for once it multiplies the amount of money I get oh gosh I’m really hoping this works dude it’s just sucking away

All my emeralds come on come on one two three one two three keep going up I don’t know if I like this man it’s just taking away all my money what happens if it just teleports away and I got scammed uh well now I’m broke is that enough is

That a bean million gold it’s only 24 million emeralds is that all I had was 24 million I hope you didn’t scam me buddy I might need a little more lasering to have enough to multiply I’m getting to that billion and it’s coming sooner than later oh no I gotta shoot a

Cool laser ah what a terrible day one two three I think that did it dude yes I think that did it all right how do I get the money back um hello look at that number dude dude I have no idea I’m not gonna count I think that’s

A billion we can finally do it after all this time what will be the most expensive trade in Minecraft after all this time I will know for one billion oh gosh really good dirt classic villagers man really good dirt why why I mean to be fair it is a pretty nice looking dirt

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