I will say this is the weirdest thing i’ve done in minecraft my wife had an affair with my girlfriend what’s she saying what’s up gamers welcome back i just thought i’d load up some nice minecraft you know have a good time and i was verbally assaulted today we’re going to be doing Something amazing i’m here to get a minecraft girlfriend because i’m so lonely i already see something and i’m scared the heck is that why does a minecraft character have more boobs than me that doesn’t seem right at least i have a bigger ass cow oh my god i can’t even eat in this Game it feels wrong hi i’m cutting in right now to inform you of what is going on because i realize i never actually explained so essentially what i did was i downloaded some textures that transformed my mobs animals monsters stuff like that into the wonderful creature And it’s really weird like i can’t even eat beef without feeling wrong okay back to the video oh she’s a gamer girl she has a headset on that’s so quirky you’re not like the other gamer girls you’re a cow please don’t die please don’t die i Don’t want to die i haven’t gotten an anime girlfriend i kind of need food i need food oh my god no wait that’s kind of like cannibalism but she’s a cow i don’t know how to feel i will say this is the weirdest thing i’ve done in Minecraft this is a world of women ah i love girl power what look it’s a tiny bath what if i give me a girl you know what if i find me a nice zombie girl we can settle down maybe talk about marriage in a few years I’m gonna get beaten up by a bunch of girl moms which is honestly kind of cool though you know i don’t mind what what do the zombie girls look like are they cute i mean the creepers are kind of cute i’m not even gonna front like she’s kind of cute She wasn’t trying to kill me i’m out of food don’t make eye contact we’re not married haha no i can’t talk before marriage gotta swim away from these hoes they’re too clinky you know hey girl what’s up oh i’m sorry i didn’t call you back What the heck it’s a spider do you think they’re all attacking me because oh it’s a baby zombie now that is my worst nightmare i just want a minecraft girlfriend i need to find me a nice village settle down with a nice girl start a little farm together that’s all i want I just want someone to put my minecraft bed next to so sorry but i need to kill some of your friends too you got any friends any hot ones just kidding it doesn’t matter if they’re hot i need murder they might need food fire i must prevent it from spreading i just Saved the world call me smokey the bear y’all can’t tell me oh no pumpkin why i cannot get the pumpkin oh it’s gone give me that pig flesh oh [ __ ] miss now i’m just embarrassed so at this point i’m realizing i can’t find a freaking village Which wouldn’t have been a big deal if my only other option outside of villagers were to marry a damn creeper and no offense but once she reaches the end of the aisle baby that’s gonna be a wild wedding so i find me a seed and i load into a whole new world Oh my god she’s beautiful you are the oh she rejected me already with this texture bag this seems so weird hey baby i guess you can say i got that bread you want to be my minecraft girlfriend oh she has a kid oh die mom bet you wish you had me now hoo Who found our village it’s me what you’ve been looking for the girl of your dreams i’m right here they have boobs what the heck i upgraded with her oh my god oh my god she’s my my girlfriend friend i would do anything for her this is her little humble hut Right now oh my god oh my god guys she’s sleeping in my minecraft bed oh yeah i’m in love excuse me i’m gonna rob you real quick don’t mind me ladies oh grab his battle anyone want a saddle just kidding oh my god we can even have a stupid little minecraft kid together Oh home i mean what more could i ask for a beautiful girlfriend a nice minecraft house oh we could have chicken children get in the boat yeah no hey i can i mean i can have a harem of women no get out of the boat i didn’t mean to do that Way doggy i met my wife jolene and it’s kind of like love at first sight except well i liked a country [ __ ] first but jolene was closer to where i wanted to build so love at first convenience i guess we get married the vows are like i love you [ __ ] And you’re never gonna stop loving you beach and then she’s like no and i’m like yes which cancels out because math so now we’re happily married except it’s really not that happy to my wife’s a [ __ ] so i was building a house for me and my girl And i added a sound pack and now she sounds like oh girl speak dog we live in a society mtv cribs what’s good you ready to see my house oh it has no roof i got her a flower do you think she’ll like it be honest hello my queen I brought you flower please look at me don’t throw it back don’t throw it back please i mean throw it back for a real one though but no i love you even if you’re creepy and terrifying and you’re weird i think she’s stuck no you are trapped forever my queen Haha she can’t leave the carpet i’m an eevee genius you’re stuck in here forever ah you think you’re gonna leave that’s so cute you’re letting in a lot of mosquitoes come back in the house be that way fine see if i care stay here stay stay don’t you dare open that door Jolene close the door we’re having a fight it’s our first fight oh as a couple oh my god what did you say did you hear that wait hiss come here baby um excuse me say that again Don’t say that oh oh my god i thought you were gone i thought you had left me and gotten a divorce and took half my things what do you mean where am i where are you sexy damn listen to that voice dogs maybe oh my gosh i thought you were gone Oh no her voice is getting distorted i think she does that when she’s angry and queen i got you flowers look you like it okay that doesn’t hurt my feelings i promise i got you a chair it’s never enough with you is it there’s a cow on the roof She’s getting crazy do you like it no oh okay i hate my wife honey i’m home did you miss me sweetheart did you miss me no close the door what is this what’s she saying oh my gosh she on cracks i hate my minecraft wife here’s a flower Oh my god what about bread you like bread yeah you do i’m gonna i’m gonna go find you a friend i think you’re lonely i should get a harem boom i stole your [ __ ] you come here often hey honey i brought you a friend i hate my wife she’s a farmer girl Yeehaw doggy who said that uh you’re creepy no this dude i’m making a woman cave away from you hello ladies welcome to my crib night night beautifuls oh look at them they’re making a baby oh my god wait they’re cheating on me oh they’re cheating on me wait stop Stop did they just have a baby i’m so angry they had an affair now i’m mad i’m leaving i loved you so much i’m getting a new hope wanna treat me right my heart is broken you can’t trust these hoes oh my god there’s look at them They’re in love but not with me pain all i feel is pain my wife had an affair with my girlfriend all i feel is pain nowadays look at those two little hoes goodbye cruel world that was feeling a little you know sad about my wife and everything jolene that [ __ ] then i realized something this village is full of women you can have a new [ __ ] every day of the week god damn what was i thinking i got all of my head for nothing i’m like wow there are like 30 women here not to mention mobs i’m home [ __ ] how do you like me now baby shut up jolene damn nobody asked plus you’re ugly guess what you get [ __ ] shut the door nay wait no that’s a horse hey creeper john hmm that’s kind of hot where are you at though uh i don’t speak spanish can you speak up I don’t i don’t speak latin can you please oh she is pretty cute you know what you might make me act up girl oh no when she said her hair for her i was like oh my god i’m kind of in love sorry a kiss can y’all not do that in Front of me if we’re gonna live all together with you cheating on me all the time it’s just not gonna work i got you a flower not you jolene my other girl it’s a cat what the heck [ __ ] i can already tell your breath stink where are you and i’m so sorry The hell is that [ __ ] oh so bad i was like oh god not on please Oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god i made a mistake i made a mistake i made a mistake i hate it here oh i made a mistake i made a mistake oh no i’m gonna die i’m gonna die a hot Minecraft woman oh no oh wait that’s kind of my dream wow hey okay they’re fighting over me okay fight who knew women would fight over me i mean come on oh my god do you ever just like speak english she’s speaking like summoning demon language little bat [ __ ] come here Tinker bell head ass come here huh you want a piece of me you up i can’t hit her i actually can’t hit her got you she really came here [ __ ] oh i got her oh we have a child now wow i’m gonna let you guys raise the kid Though because i don’t wanna raise it myself that’s too much effort damn you know what i mean don’t shut the door in the cat’s face look it’s her baby no isn’t she adorable she has your eye and she has my personality because you’re a [ __ ] i’m gonna leave you two To raise her though because i don’t want to but i trapped me another woman just go away please no you sound like my ex-wife heard my vocal wait [ __ ] ain’t [ __ ] boats and hoes we’re going on a trip and our favorite rocket ship passing through the sky Little lions die i got another one ladies oh my god my harem is coming out very good by the way pretty proud of it i think king solomon wishes he’s in his grave turning can y’all not make out in front of the child get in the hole got him Come on in baby she fell in the hole too what a dumb [ __ ] three girls one hole well that’s interesting they just want to stay there look they like their hole she’s like what the heck is happening she’s like i was taken by this woman to be here And they’re just humming in a hole until next time that’s all for today give me a kiss honey okay don’t run away holy [ __ ] you made it this far into the video what is wrong with you to be watching me anyways if you want to see more of my Annoying ass you can find me on instagram twitter but most importantly twitch where i stream three days a week and you can catch my streams we have a nice time you can chat i let chad make decisions and bully me sometimes and sometimes i can feel certain Anyways i’m gonna go ahead and just disappear peace sign bye Video Information
This video, titled ‘Minecraft but I turned mobs into “anime girls”‘, was uploaded by Kactus on 2020-09-03 20:15:01. It has garnered 18120 views and 623 likes. The duration of the video is 00:12:29 or 749 seconds.
To clarify, I used a texture pack that I did NOT make: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/texture-packs/cute-mob-models-resource-pack
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