Crazy Unexpected Twist! Baby Masters MINECRAFT!

Brother are you trying to play on my new PlayStation bro I told you to keep your hands off of it yeah well look dude my hands are all on it right now dude oh my gosh you got your poopy fingers all over my new PlayStation 5 dude get the heck

Out of the living room right now okay dude I’m sorry man it has a bunch of cool games oh yeah like what cool games dude it literally has Roblox it has Minecraft fortnite oh wait wait a minute did someone just say mine cof dude wait is that your favorite game it’s my

Favorite game yeah look I was playing it on my little like thing right here my iPad but I wanted to play it on the big screen H well I mean that does kind of make sense because the bigger the screen the bigger the game am I right little

Broo yeah obviously I was just about to find diamonds until you unplugged me uh wait a minute you found D no no no no I’m I got to destroy the TV now wait what no no no don’t destroy the TV you know what you have to get through me

First okay yeah maybe I shouldn’t destroy the TV I literally destroy in every video how the heck does it keep respawning by the way I think it’s because I order a new one with your credit card like okay yeah you know what do you want to just play some Minecraft

Because I’m tired of going on adventures every single day like we go to theme parks we go in like haunted houses bro let’s just chill at home wait you want to play Minecraft with me wait wait this is a dram could true okay yeah you know how about this you take the PlayStation

Because I’m such a good brother and I’ll take the crappy tablet oh my gosh I mean it’s not really crappy it actually is like the most recent one so it’s pretty good okay yeah you know what just get the controller dude are you ready to play some minec yep I’m Lally become a

Creeper all right let’s go oh my goodness Bongo check it out we are literally in Minecraft right now wa dude look my skin is awesome I’m a bear wait a minute why is your name a strand is that like the default name they gave you

Yeah and why is your name j j Jackie dude uh because Jack was taking yep I’m ready dude look it’s daylight out this is perfect we need to find some diamonds oh my goodness wait diamonds dude we literally just joined we don’t even have a stick yet bro okay yeah speaking the

Stick yeah I’m going oh my goodness no no don’t do it you know what I dare you I double dog dare you to go down there you know I’ll poop down there okay yeah you know what I’m going to get all right you know what man I’m just going to do

What the smart Minecrafter would do and I’m going to go ahead and get some sticks wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait where’s the options where’s the audio music and sound sh all right you know what brother I’m going to go ahead and get some wood all right you

Know what and then we can build a stick and I can build some wood tools all right just keep doing that dude I’m over here mining these logs man my legs hurting mine at night don’t mind I love that Minecraft song okay now we can build some things dude it’s been a

Minute since I’ve played Minecraft I don’t really remember what I’m doing uh bro didn’t you make a video on it like last month bro yo what is bro on about bro okay look there we go there’s a crafting table and uh yeah now we just

Need to get some tools wait a minute I got an idea okay everyone who’s watching this subscribe to the channel and comment Minecraft if you want me and my brother to make a Roblox or I mean Minecraft series that’s going to be insane oh my gosh wait a Minecraft

Channel would go insane dude everyone loves Minecraft oh my going why the heck didn’t we think of that sooner okay but for now let’s just play this on our baby channel and I’m just going to go ahead and get some wood right now yep okay I

Got some sticks and wait a minute I think I’m making my first pickaxe wa dude that pickaxe is going to look sick even though it’s wooden it’s still going to be good you know what I’m saying bro yeah I mean that’s kind of like you I’m a diamond sword and you’re a wooden

Sword yep okay you know what let’s just get that sword right there got my 25 Wood there we go little wait you’re not going to keep your crafting table uh no dude I’m literally going down here to get some Cobblestone not all the way down though okay yeah let’s just stay in

This vicinity for now but dude all this grass is so crappy dude like look at this all right man we’re getting some Stone right now dude we’re kind of speedrunning Minecraft I’m not going to lie yeah we need to get some diamonds I have some tools I have dude I have Max

HP and everything heck yeah bro okay you know what I’m just going to stack up on this Stone wait a minute dude if we built stone pickaxes do you know what that means that means we can get iron uh yeah obviously but we can’t get diamonds

Actually wait yeah no we can’t oh yeah we can’t dude you get the iron pickaxe then you can get the diamonds or I’m pretty sure wait can you get diamonds off of a gold pickaxe oh my gosh yeah obviously dude are you a noob at Minecraft dude I played it once for my

Video which guys by the way go watch that video it’s way better than my brother’s version of Minecraft hey well I actually found diamonds unlike you probably oh yeah to be honest I act like I found diamonds but uh I kind of just went in creative mode all right come on

You know what let me get rid of this crafting table and I say we move it to a better area I know dude yo guys keep watching because at the end of this video we’re going to have a mansion that our subscribers can visit dude this

Better be be insane mate yeah not even that dude we’re going to beat the Ender Dragon and everything wait a minute there’s a sheep right here I’m going to take out the sheep and get a bed bro if we get a bed dude we’re going to be

Chilling I just one hit the Sheep listen sheep I’m a big fan of you guys but we have to do it yeah bro the one thing I hate about uh playing Minecraft is not having beds for days dude let’s just hurry up and get a bed that way don’t we

Got to worry about Ito ow dude you just hit me hey well idiot maybe you shouldn’t get in my way ever think of that okay well sorry dude I’m literally one hitting these things with my axe okay I think we got enough sheep but uh sorry guys you also you guys also got

Some meat for us that we’re going to have to eat uh Jackie dude why don’t you come over here and check out this little area oh my goodness okay dude we’re not equipped enough to go down there okay do you understand what I’m telling you

Right now oh my gosh okay well we do need to find some iron and some coal place a place the crafting table place the crafting table let’s build a bed build a bed build a bed oh gosh okay building a bed and boom there go come on

Do something yep yep come on uh wait how do you build a bed again I literally forgot oh my gosh uh honestly I don’t know maybe ask one of the subscribers dude uh subscribers how do you build a bed dude no no they can’t dude no you

Got to tell us right now dude how do we build a bed you idiot all right where did you put put the crafting table dude I know how to make it come on place it uh wait a minute wait I have the crafting table oh crap okay I’m going to

Place the crafting table right there wait I’m yeah just take my stuff build it for me as well there’s my wall okay uh wait oh crap wait I need more Oak planks dude give me oak plank cre we have creepers okay come on come here uh

Here’s here here is Oak take all my wood take all my wood come on come on oh crab come on come on come on I’m being a crafting genius and I’m craftting wait dude you picked it back up dude no I didn’t dude you ran right by it here

Taken okay you know what watch this check this out we have just enough wool dude just guard me please make sure there’s no creepers hurry the heck up man dude this is one of our most hectic videos I think we’ve ever made man my

Guys oh yeah one for me and one for you check this out now sleep wait a minute oh there’s a there’s a creeper do you see that creeper ahead of us oh crap wake up wake up wake up okay now yep it’s daytime but just remember honestly

The creepers will not attack us if it’s daytime uh dude they will still attack us are you never played Minecraft before uh I’m L playing it right now dude look he’s going for me back up back up brother why the heck would you do that

Listen dude I’m sorry uh do you need an apple um no I’m going to make us a furnace really quick that way we can cook the food and eat it but uh dude we also need to find some coal yep seriously that’s what I was saying and

Some Iron Man we just need everything okay yeah you know what I’m just going to eat this raw meat for now because uh yeah I really need some food but dude yo come down here brother I hate to tell you I just found iron I just fell down

This hole wait a minute I need to steal it from my brother where where’s it at where’s it at get out the way get out yeah it’s in my inventory hey I’m sorry sorry please don’t hit me I’m really weak right now okay yeah you know what

Come on come on I need some iron on myself there’s got to be something else over here like just keep coming oh there’s another cave there’s another cave okay yeah you know what I’m going to find some iron from above the surface cuz I am not ready to mine at night yep

Seriously don’t mine at night like you were singing earlier is your pause thing not bugging anymore all right yeah I found the Cave opening from above but dude by the way have you not realized that our house is literally just like outside yeah okay you know what I heard

Some zombies down here I’m coming back up we are not ready for this I’m going down there dude I don’t care dude don’t do it dude you don’t have enough things you’re going to lose everything wait a minute I see the zombies to wait a minute brother you have sound on wait

What if our mics are messed up in the recording dude you should just turn everything off dude I have visualized sound effect on oh my gosh wait this ain’t no fortnite okay yeah you know what I’m getting the heck out of here too man come on let’s go come on get me

Out of here all right what’s in this furnace is there anything oh nice we don’t have anything come on where is the coal at um yeah dude we can’t literally eat raw meat forever dude come on look for some coal look for anything come here look come here brother look there’s

A little cave right here there’s got to be some coal oh wait what is that stone oh it’s just Stone dude it looks so different when it’s dark out dude don’t collect that stuff that stuff sucks cool look there’s really cool right here it’s super dark but you can see this is your

Mission brother well first off I’m going to get the heck out of the cave because our subscribers probably can’t even see what we’re doing right now but dude get the coal put it in the furnace and let’s eat brother yep okay I’m just getting all this and I’m getting all the

Experience points wait this is awesome wait a minute brother pause Minecraft really quick here take some Mountain de in real life here drink some of it thank you thank you for fueling me that was hard work okay in in Minecraft we’re eating meat in real life we’re drinking

Mountain Dew seems like a fair trade to me let’s go back to the furnace I have enough now let me see how much I have and oh it was only 11 oh crap okay just put it in there man okay you know what I’ll put some meat in there so I’ll cook

It for us dude you know I’m the Gordon Ramsay of the house by the way dude let’s give a house tour yo what’s up bro welcome to MTV Cribs you know we we got this like little yard over here look at the walls Gucci walls this is literally

Not a house Turtle this is a I don’t even know we’re homeless dude please don’t poop on My Parade okay I’m trying to stay positive and you’re out here being like oh this a little house dude yes it is a house and we’re going to have an amazing family all right come on

We need more iron dude I only have two iron things I don’t have enough for a pickaxe oh you have two iron things guess how much I have none wait a minute brother I can’t swim I need your help I need your help oh my gosh come on oh

Gosh dude uh just okay there hey get up on the surface dude okay yeah you know what after this food is done cooking I say we get the heck out of here man and go look for a village and seriously I’m getting rid of all these trees what’s up

With these purple or wait what orange trees uh yeah wait dude by the way where’s our home oh crap where is it oh gosh oh wait it’s really right here I see it and dude what is up with all these sheep come here buddy you’re done

Yeah come on we need their meat uh pause okay yeah you know what I’m just going to get some of this dude the the the food is done dude come on can you put some new meat in there yeah I’m literally taking out all these sheep

There has to be like a sheep spawner there’s 10 of them okay yeah you know what how about I just keep all this food and you cook your own wait what wait hey dude that wasn’t part of the oh more coal I found more coal okay come on come

On here here I’m going to bring you some food as well yo take some of this take some of this bro here I got you I got you oh wait really wait dude you’re actually an awesome brother that’s what I’m saying dude by the way we got to

Work together from now on here I got the rest I got the rest you go eat and do your thing okay man uh there’s literally more coal back here okay you just get this one I’ll get this one over here hey idiot can you move I almost hit you

Again and it dude this pickaxe is super sharp uh I hate to tell you but what kind of Minecraft game is this because there is literally coal everywhere I know man did they swap out the diamonds with coal or something because dude this isn’t coal craft yeah seriously and by

The way there’s a skeleton uh he’s actually in broad daylight so be careful I don’t think I care about no oh crap I see him oh brother let’s attack him no dude you do you realize they’re like the hardest things to get rid of right uh no

I probably would say the Ender drag wait there’s a creeper right here oh crap dude whatever you do do not get eliminated uh wait come on I’m trying to destroy the creeper I’m trying to destroy the creeper and oh my wait you didn’t get eliminated uh yeah I didn’t

The trick is to to have them half explode then you just hit them once and they go flying come on blow up Sir blow up kab oh I elimin them get wrecked okay yep yep that works too okay you know what yeah just keep looking around the

Cave dude because dude I kind of want to find some iron for myself dude my brother has all the iron wait brother wait is that diamonds down there wait skeleton oh gosh help me no no no is that actually diamonds get the heck out the way look there’s really skeleton

Down there though I see we double team him I don’t care I don’t care yeah come on come on we’re double teaming brother where you at brother I need your help brother brother brother okay uh excuse me I’m trying not to hit you dude watch

Out move come on excuse me sir okay nice you kind of carried that oh wait a minute there’s also a SP oh hey spider he’s attacking me gosh uh dude I hate to say it I don’t think we should have came down here we don’t have anything uh dude

I don’t care man we’re going to keep looking over here we’re going to dude wait look at this where are you where are you wait I’m with you wait dude wait oh my gosh okay you know we should probably little get get in a little

Hiding hole and I can make oh my gosh there skeletons dude get hiding hole no no no follow me we’re getting the heck out of here man we’re not built for this dude there’s five spiders too oh crap oh crap wait there’s more iron there’s more

Iron I’m getting iron I don’t even care no dude you’re going to get eliminated uh oh gosh wait there’s a stick a skeleton yep I’m out of here get me out yeah brother just keep getting out okay just keep climbing okay I got a bunch of

Coal so we’re going to be able to eat no no no spider zombie spider zombie I’m weak too gosh your skeletons dude leave me alone oh my gosh dude please be the exit please be the exit don’t be a dead end don’t be a dead end come on come on

Okay no no no no no Creeper Creeper Creeper don’t mind at night I love your song no okay come on dude I think I made it all the way up uh I don’t see your name anywhere uh you know just give me some time man I’m currently fighting for

My life all right well if you need help I’m going to be honest I’m probably useless to you okay then why the heck would you even ask wait a minute I see the light I See the Light okay take some of this dirt come on come on come on we

Need to make some torches you know what that’s actually what I’m going to do right now hey sounds good sounds good just stop yapping and let me focus and get out of here okay we can make these okay can I make a crafting table with

This um wait a minute dude I think I lost my brother dude wait a minute brother look around and see if you can spot me no I lost my brother forever H hey you’re idiot I’m really right behind you right here uh no I wasn’t I wasn’t

Crying okay yeah um dude how about we uh just collect our beds and go look for something else but uh how are we even going to find our beds yep oh hold on forget about all that and oh no dude brother come over to me there’s a cow

Farm over here there’s 10 of them um you’re worried about the cow Farm look across the lake look herob Brian has been here herob Brien wait dude don’t say that name that’s the cursed name of Minecraft dude look across the river look he built something for us what the

Heck brother did you do SL Creative Mode no I didn’t dude something is over here dude and it to be honest it doesn’t look good oh my gosh wait a minute I haven’t played Minecraft in a long time but this might be a secret um yeah this might be

A secret that we don’t want to touch dude look there’s like lava blocks guys M down below please tell us what this means um I think it means that you’re an idiot look there’s obsidian and there’s gold there’s a chest in there hey wait wait what is this um I totally didn’t

Just get like 5,000 gold oh my gosh nice well at least I know when you get eliminated what I’ll get uh wait you’re waiting for me to get eliminated dude you’re not even a real broo okay come on dude seriously we got to get out of here

Wait oh my okay wait you know what brother this is risky I’m jumping in the water no no no no no don’t jump in the water dude just go down the river follow what I do I’m the Minecraft pro all right you know what hey before we do

Anything also can we make a hidey-hole I need to get some more food oh my goodness and uh yeah we literally just left our furnace and wait a minute dude I see so much stuff down there wait a minute are you thinking I’m thinking

Jono what are you do oh wait if he did it I’m going to do watch out watch out oh my gosh okay there’s some more iron wait get a little hiding hole get a hiding hole right here come here come here no I’m going for the iron I need

The iron I’m so tired of being a little loser yep okay I mean I’m glad you said it but there’s a creeper right next to me just watch out okay yeah U Minecraft for noobs by the way the creepers do not get eliminated by the sunlight so you

Literally have to take them out like right away yep and you got to do it like real men and honestly me and you babies um yeah the only thing that’s baby about me is my muscles besides that I’m a grown man yeah and your peeee brain dude

Oh wait I love that show PeeWee Herman okay yeah I’m I’m done yapping dude just give me the heck up here dude hey dude move yo this is my iron wait it’s your iron okay well it’s mine now buddy oh my gosh dude guys should I make a Minecraft

Video by myself let me know in the comments also like this video for uh creepers or subscribe for skeletons I don’t know brother I’m just I don’t even know oh my my gosh wait what is all this I haven’t played Minecraft in a long time why is it lighting up in some

Places by the way bro we do not have name talk or we do not have a map so if we lose each other it’s absolutely over mate all right well you know what I’m making a little hiding hole I see your name over there wait lapis lazoi uh dude

The only thing lapis lazoi about you is your butt okay that means it’s awesome and blue uh yeah okay yeah you know what dude I think we should get the heck out of here man we’re getting way too greedy wait can you make a crafting table dude

I’m trying to make a furnace um I literally dropped you that 20 wood what did you do with it can you make it oh yeah I guess I can okay let make crafting table and now we need furnaces look this is our hiding oh my gosh

There’s a hiding hole right heref wait a minute I got a question what about our beds you mean what about our beds dude we could just make more um yeah but I don’t have any sheep do you have sheep yep I have six perfectly enough for two

More my goodness yo by the way check this out I’m making us some walls so we can’t get attacked by mobs look at this wall right here oh yeah that’s awesome hey by the way can you put anything you have to fuel this other Furnace Man uh

Yeah let’s see how much oh I got six coal I know that’s not too much but I’m just going to get my iron going dude I’m going to get the iron chest plate plate y check this out wait uh I wouldn’t I wouldn’t waste all your iron on that

Maybe you get an iron pickaxe the pickaxe of course I’m going to get a pickaxe dude I got 17 iron all right make sure to eat all your food as well cuz uh honestly my HP is looking a little low yeah let me just uh wait a

Minute let me just steal some of my brother’s food really quick there we go hey dude uh by the way you do realize I’m taxing you on that right um dude you can just take it out of the thousands you owe me off Roo dude you dude I

Looked at my bank statements $8,000 are you serious I mean yeah what can I say I’m a man of the people oh my gosh guys please support this Channel I’m L going to go broke okay yeah you know what just keep getting your stuff there we go let

Me steal some more of this meat bada bing bada boom all right and boom since you stole some of that I may or may not have crafted an iron pickaxe um and did you use my own iron for that uh let’s go with no okay yeah thank goodness he

Definitely did bro you’re going to steal my iron over some food are you serious I mean hey you get to eat and I literally get to eat cuz I’m trying to find diamonds okay that is kind of fair let me just craft me uh brother you can you

Please give me some wood so I can make a sticker roon fine here you go take some of this man see I’m helpful I appreciate you bro on go you’re my boy BR you hear me bro yep I got you man okay uh by the way it’s it probably night outside wait

I should make a bed uh I should make a bed yeah can you make me one too sorry for asking for so much stuff but but to be honest dude just think about the robo you spent you owe me y okay let me just do that and boom two more white oh gosh

Wait I literally oh wait okay I can do it now and by the way put the rest of the coal in there let’s get some dude let’s just cook all of our iron like we’re Walter White oh gosh okay wait okay I put two beds right there Boom

Come on sleep over here okay I’m getting over here wait is it he is it night time already I even realize H just cuddle wait no I’m not sleeping with you I’m going to put my bed over here brother yo wait what are you doing dude you’re

Going to sleep fine you’re going to sleep that way get over there um okay yeah just place it somewhere dude come on I don’t want you to be farting on me dude can you place the bed hey Peter it went in your inventory dude check your

Inventory hurry um no it went in your inventory press e oh wait it actually did okay wait here there you’re going to sleep over there in the corner yeah sounds good man oh crap look he’s already farting oh nice it’s saying I can’t rest cuz there’s monsters it’s

Probably you wait a minute just sleep next to me nothing nothing like a good slime Lumber to end off the night am I right little man yep okay listen enough yapping we got to start our day nice and early get all the iron get everything we

Got to head out I know I agree with you the subscribers are probably getting bored I got my iron wait a minute dude I need two more iron to cook and dude trust me I’ll be ready to go all right uh by the way I’m going to make an iron

Axe just because I’m feeling a little axy okay how about this you focus on the wood I’ll focus on know you know what know what no no I got an idea you can give me some wood and I’ll give you some iron is that fair wait give me some okay

Wait hey that’s perfect that’s what I’m saying bro yo I’m I’m nice like that you know what I mean all right wait let me actually take this coal out we need some torches too uh yo by the way check me out dude oh wait a minute 3 2 1 oh my

Goodness what the heck hey dude that’s my armor uh no it’s not dude I literally just crafted it with my iron wait you’re trying to say something man oh yeah I’m trying to say that that probably belongs to me it doesn’t man I got my seven iron

That I crafted perfectly and now you’re trying to take credit you know what I don’t really appreciate that my man all right I’m sorry dude listen I’m just trying to look for diamonds there’s got to be somewhere down here wa dude wait no no no before we go dude take your

Crafting table in your bed dude that’s a rookie mistake oh wait yeah that is true is L rule number 22 in the handbook okay bro know the rules wait a minute there’s iron over there I’m going to jump down here oh wait uh Creeper Creeper Creeper

Oh my gosh nice and you picked up your bed uh you probably shouldn’t have done that nice um dude I don’t care okay no no no I know a way out of here dude I see the exit dude come on we got to get the heck out of here for subscribers man

Okay come on oh oh my gosh that hurt my ankles okay uh yeah look just get this iron really quick but remember we’re splitting everything dude look at the exit look at the exit do you see it oh wait yeah it’s this way and oh there’s a

Creeper right here watch out dude don’t let him hit you dude just let’s just get out of here man come on okay come on please tell me those diamonds on the way out uh yeah hopefully wait a minute oh crap it looked like an exit cuz of the

Light but dude there’s no exits oh gosh where are you telling me that we are stuck down here forever yeah and also dude look up you can see so wait a minute what kind of iron is that is that like dirty iron wait gold gold gold wait

Hey give me the gold give me the gold give me the gold I know I want the gold and I’m the only one who’s allowed to have oh yeah look there’s some right here perfect thanks okay yeah you know what you can get your gold it makes

Sense but dude spider spider help me help me brother okay uh I’ll provide the Torches you fight them in this corner we’ve got the spider the next Corner we’ve got my brother get him just because Logan Paul is fighting Dylan danis doesn’t mean I have to fight a

Spider okay do you understand that okay listen I don’t know what this block is and oh dude I keep thinking this is diamonds what is this and by the way man can you not be leaving all these torches behind dude we can literally use this to

Get out of here yeah I’m trying to make a way so we know where we are oh my goodness there’s got to be a spawner over here um wait a minute brother no I’ve heard stories of this place this is literally the boss fight this is the

Boss fight this is not the end little man um yeah I don’t think we’re suit you know just just keep running down here let’s actually no no no okay you know what brother pause your recording until we get up to the land dude brother I’ve been telling you again and again we got

To get the heck out of here man let’s go to the light dude okay there’s really no light uh brother I hate to tell you wait look it’s raspber get out the way get out the way get out the way yes I found a diamond oh my gosh and you stole it

From me you loser uh listen man I’ll split it in half and I’ll give it to both of us but okay you know what brother I’m just going to go ahead and build up uh how about you you just go ahead and build up and you know what

Since you took my diamond I think this is a solo thing now oh my gosh okay you know what I’m going to get the heck out of here I’m going to find a village and I’m going to name it Jackie Land wait what dude that thing is that’s L

Actually a good name I know you know what just follow me man okay you know what here no no take the diamond back I’m sorry here here I don’t want to be mean here no take it take it why would I want this stupid Diamond wait no you

Know what it’s actually not stupid I thank you yeah to be honest if if you’re that greedy you can just make a shovel out of it or you can save it and make like a chest plate later on but uh yeah just keep following me dude let’s go up

These stairs dude Bongo after like 5 hours of digging up we finally made it to the surface but dude we still hav’t completed our mission finding a village and making it Jackie and bongol land yeah I know we actually need to do that right now and it would help if we had a

Map you know what I would like to forly agree with said opinion wait a minute don’t Villages spawn in the desert look there’s a desert over here um yeah some desert Villages if that’s even a thing really I don’t even think that’s really a thing but dude this desert like leads

To the ocean make up your mind world oh I guess this is just a beach not even oh wow okay yep I don’t know where we are okay how about you follow me man because I have an idea of where said Village will be actually let me let me smell

Real quick I if if I smell emeralds we go that way follow me he pull out that sniffer oh crap wait a minute shouldn’t you be the sniffer you’re literally the bear and nice the sun is now going down but uh I have one bed please tell me you

Have the other one wait a minute dude let’s watch the sunset you know I’m watching the sunset with my broel dude this is the best life I could have you know what Bongo I love making videos with you man uh yeah me too except oh my

Gosh watch out for that we’re we’re not no we’re not going in another cave okay yeah you know what I’m just going to lay in bed really quick you know wait oh I can only sleep at night or during thunderstorms are you serious dude what’s up with all caves this is the

Perfect seed I know dude but dude yeah also watch your step bro I don’t even want to know how many cows have accidentally fallen into that yeah be extra one if you fail wait wait brother brother I see lava over here that’s not lava wait what how is it on fire wait a

Minute this is herob Brien he’s trying to send us a message and I’m going to be honest I don’t think we’re going to survive oh my gosh wait there’s more coal over here too wait it’s getting night time brother wait a minute dude look at this little indent right here

This is a perfect place for a bed hurry up hurry up put no no just put your bed down no no just right here brother no dude what are you doing I’m coming I’m coming dude I’m putting down the bed look it’s a white bed come on and boom I

Placed it all right go to sleep dude also what is up with all this text on my screen whenever I’m trying to sleep like bro I’m not reading all that yeah and I’m not leaving the bed either okay I’m picking up my bed it’s go time okay you

Know what man wait a minute you slept in a cave that’s probably the stupidest thing you could have done stupidest is not no no no brother brother no we’re not no we’re not doing this again bro we’re not going back in a cave man yeah

It’s really a dead end bro and as he says that he’s going downhill no dude I’m going up the hill man I mean like 25% of this video has just been us like in a cave like dude I’m trying to explore to Earth yeah and bro we need

More diamonds too we have only one we can’t do anything uh actually according to my analysis you can actually build a shovel with said diamond oh yeah what am I going to do with the shovel absolutely nothing um hopefully dig yourself a house because you’re a bear and bears

Like live underground okay yeah dude I want to find wait let me ask the Sheep really quick um yo sheep uh where’s the village no one cares no one cares oh dude this video is getting so and wait a minute yo is this a jungle biome wait

Look at the flowers who wait maybe it’s someone’s funeral wait maybe oh my gosh Canta died dude cow wait a minute yo there’s bees over here wait a minute brother I dare you to hit the Beehive okay coming through guys everyone just watch out I’m just faring wait a minute

Hit the behive what’s going to happen what’s going to happen y hit their thing hit their oh go oh gosh you’re after me dude help me oh I’m helping you I’m helping you attack attack attack oh my gosh guys I have one Diamond if you guys

Want that for uh for you to leave me alone please uh yeah these guys literally have red eyes and they’re super mad at us dude uh what are we going to do oh wait this is pretty easy they’re literally just like little gullible things hey guys oh dude to be

Honest obviously guys in real life take of bees they’re literally going extinct right now but uh in Minecraft it’s okay because well they’re not real yep okay come here oh boom that’s another one out and oh this guy’s got a big Stinger yeah I know okay take him out take him out oh

My goodness yeah okay I took him out wait a minute brother yep you got the right idea I think the village is going to be this way look there’s a horse oh my gosh please tell me there’s a saddle nearby uh yeah dude you want that horse

That thing’s like super old if anything we can go to a village go get a saddle and then get our own come on there’s got to be a village somewhere if I was a village where would I be you know what maybe if we go to the top of this hill

We’re actually able to like see a village in the dist in the distance this guy literally thinks he’s a telescope dude fine whatever as long as we can find diamonds and beat this game I don’t care and by the way man don’t you know how I’m like secretly a robot yeah

Obviously okay so if we get to the top of this hill I’m going to like use my like robot microscope and see if I can spot them wait a minute dude my my my field of view is so bad I can barely see in the distance it’s just blue yeah

Seriously that’s Minecraft for you dude there’s clouds everywhere oh my gosh dude I hate when Minecraft is like this like I want to look in the distance you know wa wait I see this idiot in the he’s coming towards him he’s got orange hair he’s got a pickax out wait a minute

I see an idiot too okay brother I’m going to attack him you attack your idiot as well okay all right I’m attacking wait it’s it’s you it’s you it’s you I’m attacking him I’m attack oh oh oh my gosh I’m really going to die I’m going to die I’m sorry I’m dude no

No no stren I’m sorry Bongo I’m sorry dude you’re my brother hey yeah obviously dude okay listen I don’t know if we can find a village can we just build like a shelter at least uh yeah you know what let’s just build a house okay if we can’t find a village we’re

Going to build our own yep we’re going to bring the village to the Earth yeah let’s let’s build over here in this grassland because look we’re like buy a pond if we get a fish stick we’re able to fish yeah who wants to fish in Minecraft raise your hand and no one

Raised it uh dude fishing in Minecraft is one of the most relaxing things that human can earth oh okay yeah you know what I’m just going to go ahead and build this okay so this going to be our little house right here you know Mansion

Typ all right I’m going to go ahead and get you some wooden planks cuz you’re probably going to need that right no I’m building it out of stone because that way we have a stronger house but yeah get wood for the door oh yeah wait that’s actually smart wait I’m a genius

Um dude you know what you you kind of AR sometimes sometimes you can be an idiot but sometimes yeah you can be a genie okay and uh by the way can we make like a little mine area in our house as well like underground oo that way we can find

Diamonds and get an even better house you know what man you’re not an idiot yep I mean hey I don’t know why we roast each other so much cuz we’re literally Brothers I know we’re literally stuck with each other for life so if anything we just got to hit the gritty and follow

What God tells us uh dude and what is this house man I wanted a house not Patrick the stars rock um dude this is literally the best house you can ever imagine I’m just going to go ahead and put this right there yeah just yeah just

Put that right there yep there you go oh my gosh well I have a crafting table so I guess let’s make this place look a little bit roomy all right man just waiting for you to uh you know go ahead and place some beds oh wait no our beds

Are right here okay this is my part of the room you put yours like somewhere else okay this is my part of the room right wait what I can’t place it anywhere oh wait you’re placing your bed outside okay you know what just place it next to mine but you dude just don’t

Fart okay you know what I want a different house look at this I’m going to build my own room oh my goodness well it’s still technically our house wait a minute dude that’s a genius idea do you want to know why uh yeah cuz I did it no

Because look I can break this and we can make a hallway wait a minute wait I’m a genius I I made that idea by the way dude we literally have one of the biggest houses in Minecraft guys to the viewers watching I bet you guys have

Never made a better house like this am I right uh dude you do realize the viewers are like Minecraft insane Wikipedia Stars right yeah I’ll believe it when I see it okay you know what I’ll finish off your walls for you I got you man okay and since there’s so much dirt I

Just made a diamond shovel wait was that a waste uh yeah wait let’s look at the glory oh my gosh it’s Camis wait but look wait maybe it’s actually a good thing look it’s helping us mine actually yeah that is kind of true yeah don’t

Mind it okay copyright oh crap uh get me out of here get me out of here okay I’m just going to dig straight down because that’s the number one rule to do in Minecraft you know what man I’ll take care of the door situation because uh

You know you’re an idiot and you don’t want to make the doors hey yeah obviously I don’t know how to craft doors I don’t think the only thing I know how to craft is craft mac and cheese all right dude can you not make a whole entire cave in our house dude dude

Come on dude stop stop uh my name is Patrick and this is my house yeah that’s what I’m going for oh my goodness okay just stop that that you got enough room you got enough room okay then wait move cany move move move out the way dude oh

My gosh that hurt dud check it out now you got this really cool area and is this where your room is going to be yep my bed’s going to be right here and a little candle above it too oh my goodness wait a minute bro you know what

I’m taking my wait a minute uh I think you took my bed wait no I have it you know what okay your yours right there I’ll put mine right over move just put it somewhere dude I don’t know okay you know what brother do you know what this

Is time for uh what is it time for the MTV Cribs okay you know what uh you know what just stand out there I got to get the cool music going and just give me a tour okay just like while I’m saying the music all right come on dude welcome to MTV Cribs

Y good camera angle come downstairs dude hey idiot we got you’re supposed to say this is the living room this is the living room right here um it’s $1.5 billion don’t mind the looks down here the Torches were made by Elon Musk and Kanye West farts

Okay okay brother yeah we got the tour let’s just go ahead and get the heck out of here and uh is there anything else we should do yeah I don’t know if that was going to make MTV Cribs or MTV flibs that was terrible okay yeah I agree with

You but we got some rose bushes over here also you know giving us some roses oh yeah and check this out look step on this little thing and hopefully something happens wait a minute did you waste all your gold on making a pressure plate wait I have an idea dude put put

The pressure plate over here that way we can like open the doors without actually having to open them wait okay wait I think that’s actually how that works but dude I don’t have any Redstone oh it doesn’t need Redstone my days okay yeah you know what we only need one door I’m

Going to go ahead and break this one dude can you help me break it oh yeah here watch this look iron axe yeah move dude oh no no no this is the best house ever oh wait and I know one thing that will make it better check this out what

If I just start spamming a bunch of to these blocks uh dude this looks absolutely awful get rid of them right now oh my gosh dude I’m just trying to get in the Halloween spirit you know it’s literally my favorite thing coming up yep okay yeah I think our house is

Done man what else should we do in Minecraft to be honest we’ve already beaten the Ender Dragon we found 5 million Villages dude we’re literally better than dream what dude you do realize dream fakes his never mind dude don’t ever talk crap about dream he’s so puppy coated okay seriously dude wait

Dude there’s more horses how do we make a saddle I want to ride one oh yeah man I don’t even know bro to be honest man I’m getting kind of tired of this what if I said Roblox is better than Minecraft would you believe me the heck

What do you mean Roblox is I mean uh if I’m going to be honest like if I’m not lying at all like no cap I’m I think I agree yeah cuz Roblox has better options and also we’ve made way more videos on it guys subscribe for Roblox and like

For Minecraft or do both if you like them both and you play them both I mean Minecraft is fun and everything but like especially if you have no friends like dude Roblox is so much better yeah to be honest I do kind of agree with you you

Know what man I think we should just get off of this man this game sucks wait what dude you’re telling me you want to get off this game and just play normal real life yeah you know what just meet me back in in the real world okay you

Know I’m logging off a brother that was such a good mcof session oh wait look I still kept my pickaxe wait let me see if it works wait a minute yeah okay wait this is like diamond dude that’s not a pickaxe that’s a baseball bat okay you know what I am absolutely

Starving I haven’t eaten in 5 minutes yeah me too wait that was way longer than 5 minutes oh yeah true okay yeah you know what first off let’s start out with some fruit to be healthy and then let’s go eat 5 million donuts oh my gosh Come on wait look there’s mustard and

Ketchup I’m down in this bottle yeah I’m just going to throw this egg okay I didn’t mean to get it everywhere oh wait a minute is is this red paint let me just go on it really quick no dude it’s ketchup oh my gosh you know what I’m

Just going to eat this can of beans nope I’m pooping everywhere dude that’s so gr oh my gosh I can’t smell anything I can’t smell this this is just absolutely disgusting do not come in the second R wait actually brother come in here watch it’s a slip and slide wait what slip and

Slide dad installed his one without me knowing wait this about be oh dude you do he got on my mouth he got on my mouth oh my good oh yep now it’s yep now it’s all over your mouth for sure you know what dude get in the washer and dryer to

Clean yourself wait yeah the actually will work wait a minute I think I said don’t do this but I I’m trying to I don’t care okay yeah you know you get there it uh you know what let’s just add some ingredients in there’s some oh dude

Oh my gosh okay yeah brother you know what I think this video has been taken way too far we should probably just end it because we got fire extinguisher poop and laundry detergent everywhere y just give me a little wave and wi this thing wait a minute you can wave oh my gosh

They be wave at you I never even know you could do that but guys subscribe to see me and my brother go on more adventures and brother Donuts are better than bears oh my gosh oh my gosh you’re an idiot take this dude you say oh my

Gosh way too much okay peace what the