I Stole My Friends BONES in Minecraft

Today I’m a surgeon and I’m going to be taking bones out of my friend Kevin’s body yeah literally you heard it correctly is that my spine well before we can do that we first have to craft the ability to actually take bones out of Kevin oh we’re gonna need iron a

Lever and a stick and all we gotta do is this and voila we have the chest opener Everybody by the way what kind of lazy river does this man even have so now that I have this chest opener here I can actually do something uh incredibly

Special in fact if I would just walk up to Kevin right here and uh you know I just I’ll right click them I can get rid of things such as his spine uh oh uh what are you gonna do now Mr Kevin you’re kind of spineless this kind of makes everything almost

Impossible you are missing a spline it’s literally on the ground wait what happens if I just drop it in front of him oh my God he turned around what’s going on with me here do we can we not why am I hopping dude here Kevin do you

Want your spine back there you go happy birthday oh my gosh this guy is oblivious happy spine day and there’s a spine just chilling right there so as promised now that I’m a doctor I can perform different kind of surgeries on anything to Gavin I can take out his

Muscles I can take out his stomach take out his kidney or his intestine literally anything I want oh I think he sees it happy spine day happy spine day is that my spine how do I put it back in how do I put my and little this Kevin

Now every single minute that passes by I’m gonna remove another organ just like uh this one no more kid deep if Kevin’s able to survive this entire video to the very end whoever’s whoever’s the top comment of this video is getting a shout out in the next video but if he doesn’t

All of you have to promise to subscribe okay I’m gonna put him through a challenge oh my God a creeper just went in his boat bro oh my God how do I put my spine back in dude I don’t know how to do this okay wait hold up hold up

How do I put my spine back on oh it looks like another minute went by yate all right let’s get rid of a rib the rib good defense only compatible oh it’s good defense sure ain’t it yeah now you literally don’t have a rib and he’s holding his spot getting the evgb is

Just thinking about that imagine holding your own spine too organ rejection okay it’s just getting so much more difficult by the second like okay here’s one thing that I cannot so if you guys actually see like like I’m pressing W but I I literally cannot move right now I can I

Have to jump and even walk oh he can like barely walk okay let’s see how Kevin can defend against one creeper that thing instantly blew up okay another one oh my God he’s not even trying to fight them why are there creepers everywhere he seems to be getting a little bit

Upset guys oh another minute it’s now time to take out a long oh my God that’s so weird yeah remind me everybody that I’m not actually a surgeon so absolutely do not take me seriously for any medical advice I would fail right away in a heartbeat you know what I did there I’m

Just you know good luck Kevin this is gonna be uh Rowdy the moment you turn around wait why am I drowning why am I drowning I didn’t even I didn’t even do anything time to make it more difficult it’s now night time and more mobs are gonna be spawning oh good luck

Mr Kevin there’s a creeper in front of you oh so Kevin thinks he’s gonna be able to survive by just staying in the ocean that’s that’s how we’re gonna do it all right fine no problem we’ll just throw in some drowns here and make this more interesting he’s already slow as it

Is oh you better watch out you better not cry because Dr shark is taking your rib cage out I forgot about this is a good this is not good guys I’m dead I’m literally dead he’s dead wait so seeing as Kevin died does all of his organs reset I’m kind of curious to

Know they don’t oh his spine’s back his spine’s not allowed to be back no we’re taking all of it taking it all I’m losing all my health I’m losing all my help sudden KJ sacrifice but Norris by the Sun what does that even mean dude Sudden case sacrifice just nourish the sun I don’t know if that’s how that one works wait I just picked up a decayed spine oh goodness me that’s kind of weird all right Kevin when you can only base camp for so long also seeing as you don’t even have a spine try and defend

Any of these mobs off is gonna be next to Impossible what’s going on my body but my body’s just not Hey Kevin I didn’t mean why did I do that hi Kevin how are you doing close the door doors closed doors Kevin how are you I’m terrible right now

Right now bone uh no actually no I never have okay well now you have you uh no longer have any ribs what okay okay sorry I’m your surgeon for the day and uh if you manage to survive everything I’m gonna put you through you get a thousand bucks okay good luck I’m not

Doing this I love triggering my roommate it’s time to make this a little bit more interesting shall we let’s open everything up oh oh my goodness dude he’s getting so triggered right now guys wait can I work on the zombie oh I can work in a zombie

Take it all look at this zombie he’s just dying I took half of his organs out ew that’s so weird my whole inventory is just full of organs bro oh I’m so glad I’m not a real doctor I would get so sick okay I’m helping Kevin out I’m

Getting rid of everything from these zombies get rid of them you can kill them easily Kevin oh my God he’s picked up all of that zombie flesh dude Why are my all my organs here oh has it already been three minutes that passed silly me uh we’re gonna take out uh your intestine your stomach and your rotten heart Why am I I’m dying like I I’m not even touching anything and I’m dying I think I think pulling his heart out was probably what killed him that would um that would make the most sense all right let’s let all the zombies burn and actually give Kevin a fair chance here

But I do have to take out a few things we’re gonna take out his kidney and his appendix there we go and he’s dead we’re gonna have to take it out again oh you can tell he’s starting to struggle look how slow he’s moving and he’s taking

Damage too I think he’s like actually lacking basic nutrients in support of his body because I took out like all of his all of his you know like everything of him like he’s literally dying I can give him like instant Health here we go and voila I can open this up let’s see

We’re gonna get rid of your intestine good luck no more digesting food it just comes in the mouth and and out the and you know what I mean oh no I need those I need those I need those I need those get back here oh that was

Almost bad Hey Kevin would you hire me as your uh as your uh no no no no I wouldn’t dude why I I feel like I’m doing it you know I actually graduated from University from this it was the University for dummies oh yeah yeah how

Long was your course 30 minute video on YouTube 32 and a half seconds oh oh yeah right here oh oh yeah yeah wow did you write did you draw it out of crayon yeah doctor help me please I did actually get my PhD as I can prove Okay Kevin here

Here’s how I can help you a little bit okay if you’re able to make it to if you’re able to find a village without dying I will not only completely restore you with health but I’m also gonna give you a grand all right the challenge starts right wait wait can I get some

Food I need some food um sure I’ll give you some food oh what is this I don’t want to rotten intestine I’m fine you are allowed to have four pieces of bread find the closest Village win a thousand bucks let me just remind you guys I’m not

Gonna let him find that Village first things first we’re going to surround the island with drones everywhere so he can’t leave okay this plan is clearly not working he seems to be swimming past all of the drowns without hesitation actually maybe I can catch him right here come on please guys please please

Please please please please please please please please please please please oh oh maybe we have a chance this isn’t possible what’s he doing why are you doing this not fair not fair not fair not fair I died of medical complications you get one more chance Kevin good luck

Can you I can I get my can I get my lungs back or something um fine I’ll give you a lung oh there you go Kevin oh you’re so nice I got my spine back too no it’s fine in the next two seconds tell me the most annoying

Mob in Minecraft three two one silver fish yeah I know they are so annoying let’s see if Kevin’s gonna fall for this one break for free diamonds oh four break break for diamonds oh I think he’s gonna do it I think he’s really gonna realize very very shortly

That this is not exactly what it says it is but it sucks it’s a double-edged sword they’re actually silverfish that’s not a that’s not a that’s not diamonds oh my God he’s being chased one hit from the silverfish and Kevin’s completely dead oh my goodness Kevin is only 200

Blocks away from a village is he gonna be able to make it in time 200 blocks away from a village good luck come on actually that should be doable that should be doable oh goodness me okay I have to really speed this up a bit I don’t even know where oh my God

The village is right there okay we gotta stop him somehow we really gotta stop him somehow we must put infested blocks everywhere we need Kevin to interact with them somehow no no we must get him to interact with these blocks yes yes it’s working it’s working yes oh he’s

Moving really slow he’s moving really slow but he’s also catching really close to the Village oh he oh of course it’s infested of course they’re infested I gotta stop him somehow I gotta stop him I really gotta stop him I really gotta stop I’m panicking right

Now guys I am panicking big time I am panicking I am panicking more than I’ve ever panicked in my life oh my God I’m getting so angry with this right now I’m not even gonna lie I’m getting stuff no stop I see what he’s doing I see what he’s

Doing oh my God oh my God no no no no please no no please oh my God no oh stop no no no no no no I made it I made it I made it I made it I made it I made it no no that counts that counts that counts

That counts that counts that counts no I killed it right there that counts nope that counts that that I don’t care that counts okay yep technically Kevin was in the village that counts that counts that counts that that was part of the village I I made it right here this is part of

The village this is right here what’s the answer congratulations you win yes let’s go this is the first one I’ve ever did yo this is the first challenge I ever actually won