Eating Until I EXPLODE in Minecraft!

Today my friends and I are eating until we explode but it’s a race server make us skinny oh Caleb oh Caleb you’re a skinny boy uh Chase here you go make me skinny server please All right gentlemen our goal is to get to a million XP to become big chungus three two one everything geez this is so sick we already have the ability to throw cake bombs that explode and convert mobs into cakes oh my gosh I just turned these mobs into cake yes

Can I eat a tree oh you can eat a tree wait can I eat Preston hi Kenny Preston dang it guys look at your shop you can buy stuff from the shop cake bomb belch wait hey Caleb I’m trying to turn you into cake oh hey what happened over here wait uh Hey chase you want some you want do you want some doing some cake yes oh wait no no no no no I don’t want that no you can eat it you can eat it all right I’ll eat

It I can’t eat it press it I can’t eat it oh my I’m so sorry where Chase come back I feel really bad um I want a tone for my sins please okay What’s that it’s about Preston you’re going down with me uh no I’m not because I got this yay what oh wait I want a belch how can I do it do I do it in real life you gotta buy the you gotta buy it

From the fat shop I need 30 000 to spawn the fat Army gentlemen I’m gonna go eat okay was that you or the game well Preston you’re wide yeah dude yo you’re wide bro oh there we go boys everything’s working look at this skinny little nerd yeah let me get over here

Little Nerd come on oh geez oh my gosh why are you so fat cheese yeah wait guys I’ve always heard you can’t dig down but can you eat down nope I guess not nope you look like you’re bowing to your Sensei right now all right gentlemen with the boys do not

Know I just got 30 000 XP which means I can now spawn the fat Army I want to eat them don’t eat my clothes Caleb you can kill him you can kill him kill them kill his clothes kill his clones you guys freaking suck oh my what

Happened to this one oh it’s because he ate the blocks my clones can get fatter I’m gonna eat them come here yum oh JC hate himself Preston I don’t know how I feel about that if I eat an Enderman do I get his pearls

I can’t eat him Ayo Chase huh I think I found something that’s not edible is it water I try to eat the water no it’s the it’s the Enderman come here try to eat this Enderman wait really yeah come try to eat this Enderman I don’t think he’s edible come here Mr Enderman

Yes oh wait did I get bigger wait Mal I want to eat you I look like me in real life it kind of slower now well I have my own gravity dude you know what we’re orbiting around you what’s this all right what’s the coolest thing we

Can eat huh like what is the coolest thing I can eat in Minecraft got an idea let me eat this week real quick zombie I want to eat a dolphin I’ve always wanted to eat a dolphin come here One XP what to be all right don’t tell the boys about this

But we’re gonna eat a mansion bro all right come on do these rich people really need this Mansion I want this mental there’s a price of establishment dude wait oh I can eat these visitor vindicators aren’t they the guys of the axes come here vindicators it’s crazy

Like normally I’d be so terrified of those mobs and now I can just gobble them up build my children become fat so I may eat you now the question is can I kick my children out of context but you know what I mean children stay still I’m

Trying to cake you there you go there you go oh nope just die okay good to know oh spicy boy it’s kind of meta dude huh oh come here you fat boy yeah weight increased I am now a human bowling ball oh my gosh I’m so big for

You oh come here little give me a guy come here yeah oh my gosh I just had a brilliant idea what if I found the zombie spawner all right that’s I’m going Kevin I’m now literally not digging my way down I’m eating my way down meanwhile oh

Creeper no okay creepers wait I want to eat a creeper wait Chase that’s probably not very safe it’ll give you digestion issues we good all right let’s see what my my fellow Teletubbies emphasis on the tubbies eat my babies get big don’t worry no one’s here to kill them zombies

Do not eat my babies chasing the fat Army okay well you can’t get any better you can’t get anything out of your stomach you can’t get anything you can’t you can’t do it again just leave one I’m eating this last one come here Chase I must eat you it feels

Wrong to eat myself please can you do you see what you look like why he’s being so slow dude ah let’s go somewhere exciting Caleb let’s look out of a village oh there’s got to be a spawner nearby come on oh good sign I gotta try it

No we cannot eat the diamonds you gotta be kidding me all right hundred thousand XPS apart dude I mean just looking at my size these gases are going to be diabolic and we found a cave spider spawner oh come here so apparently don’t eat spiders they do not taste good

Wait can I eat the water I gotta find out I need to know if I can eat the warden my life goals will be accomplished we found skull sensors where are you here’s heartbeat he’s close oh frick this is actually scary I feel like I’m playing a horror game right now oh there

He is come here buddy One XP all right we’re at a village but Caleb this is a competition all right the person who eats the most villagers wins three two and go once let’s get it I got you oh Tell you something to get so fat at this point I’m gonna eat all their houses dang it you’re winning this competition wait you can’t eat hay anything healthy in this game you can eat that’s so funny grass okay you can eat grass ooh Gollum come on come here you’re

Looking yeah I mean boy nice way to increase I got bigger wait what look at me oh my gosh fat okay you know I know it’s the title of the video but cool it out Chase look it’s my pet doggy I can’t hear you I’m sorry oh Master

Forgive me I’m so massive dude how are you so much bigger than me trust me Justin like in real life I know how to eat okay hold sneak to fart hold the fly in your direction while leaving oh I get flying oh wait what’s happening what the Stinks bro safety oh no but the gas eats ever it consumes everything around me oh I’m stuck oh I’m stuck I poisoned him out oh look at you chase oh you farted on yourself it feels really good Caleb I’m not farting on my children that’s not cool

In real life you can’t poison yourself with your own fart everyone knows your fart smells good to you wait hold up what dude are you saying that your farts don’t smell good but that’s just because they’re mine though it’s not because it’s exactly I’m just saying because my

Farts just smell good you know it just like they smell like roses yeah oh you’re a small little skinny boys you know what we really need right now we need a village hey yo dude oh I ate it um wait I’m in the boat wait and the funny thing is is I’m

Actually drowning because my character model is underneath the boat hello Village I’ve come to devour you I’m sorry but this is what I need in order to fart I never thought those words would come out of my mouth but a man’s got to do what a man’s got to do

Come here you tasty guys all right hot take but beef is better than chicken all right you can agree with me in the comments thank you yes hundred thousand XP I’m now triple bowling ball I’m as tall as a three-story building um or also coincidentally Chase’s mom

Like chicken more free chicken is better than beef no it’s not you wouldn’t understand because you’re not living the fat life my guy all right huh why don’t you come out there and say actually you know what coming up here Robert up here in the video all right what was it that

You said you said that I said beef is better than chicken you know what I’m gonna do about that yeah that’s right um I’m not so bad yeah it looks like it’s way are you actually taking poison damage yes it’s crazy too because I’m just literally getting XP for farting oh wait

I got okay I gotta go do this with Jason Caleb gentlemen hours how is the fat going I’m impression you’re probably not very fat are you well wouldn’t you like to know yeah I would Chase let’s go check my Preston how about this I’m gonna be in spectator mode I’m gonna

Teach both you guys CP to Mia I smell a trick gentlemen oh the farting Menace himself and it’s way worse because it actually will poison you I can fight fart with fart the battle of the farts okay how about this all right give me your best Yo Mama’s fat joke right now

Boys all right yo mama is so fat that she has her own orbit like this okay that’s pretty good we’ll take that one all right now remember Caleb we share the same mom okay come on Focus use your fat and focus your mama is so and when she got on this Caleb that is Preston’s mom you’re talking about and you do not send that to Mom do not send that to Mom I got you yo bad when she fell I didn’t laugh but the sidewalk cracked up and this yo mama joke around Caleb wins ah dang it what does he get you get

Nothing and now you’re impeding on my ability to be fat dude okay hey yo chill chill you gonna see my walking animation dude I I don’t think it’s a walking animation anymore it’s a it’s so I actually believe I’m now orbiting Chase look at my son

Will my babies do it wait let me eat your babies let’s eat Chase’s babies come here no no no don’t eat them I’ve always wondered what they taste like wait let them found up first come here baby Chase I can’t eat your baby he’s invulnerable but I can fart on your baby

Why would you ever say that oh my gosh I just realized the most OP strategy oh I’m not telling you guys I just went from 100K XP to 300 XP in 10 seconds wait you crop dusted didn’t you you crop dusted no there was something I did man

Your boy just unlocked the ability to belly flop oh run gentlemen come here no no no oh boy oh my God just got a minute cooldown oh my gosh dude your mom is so fat when she walks there’s a minute long cooldown wait Caleb where are you at stand right

There there we go yes yes don’t you guys think this thing should watch for your eBay I thought you were on a diet chase you too Preston you know what to do [Applause] okay why did he have your skin uh I don’t know but that’ll teach you to mess with

A couple of big boys oh yeah you know what you know the only thing that’s bigger than my belly my unsatiating appetite for you to subscribe I held up the sub button I thought it was a good idea here I’ll I’ll poop out some subscribers for you

3000 XP we do a sumo wrestler fight oh I love it yes now what Chase doesn’t know ladies and gentlemen is I’ve figured out the fastest way to gain XP you go underground and you just fart and you can just literally eat blocks as long as there’s Stone

Look at this I’m already at the 500 000 which means it’s time for a sumo wrestling match all right gentlemen made the fattest man win why you guys do it for me hey hey watch it there buddy go ahead hit me up huh hit me up whoa

Let’s go wait hit him as he lands he’s pulled down he’s off cool down all right gentlemen the next challenge is at 750 000 XP literally it’s so easy I’m literally already at 650 000. jeez I just came across a beautiful lush green jungle that I’m about to probably not do

Kind environmental things to whoa whoa think about team trees dude come here Enderman I just got 95k XP from the belly Club yep I uh I’m at 750 000 so I will wait for you guys all right gentlemen welcome to the fat flop one of these three plots

Will give us 250 000 XP crowning the winning fat Champion the other two will not so gentlemen line up in front of which one you think will give you the most XP all right we’re gonna do this one at a time starting with Chase I’m the world’s best belly flapper let’s do

It oh I kind of missed it oh how much I only got 37k was it the one which means it’s between Caleb and I Frank I Caleb go get it Caleb let’s go oh underwhelming XP okay gentlemen I’ve been watching and learning I am going to land

I have a million XP now what oh Caleb fart away and that means I can buy the biggest chungus become so big a black hole forms that sucks everything nearby gentlemen you cannot run away no no no no no no no no no no no no

I am going to eat the entire world Preston don’t do this I’m gonna suck this old world dry what do you mean by that [Applause]