Reddoons – So I died on a Hardcore SMP… (Minecraft One Try)

That’s right you’ve already read the clickbaity title today i dine our hardcore minecraft server yeah but make sure to watch the end because this one is rather interesting i’m still working on this but i’ve been working on this like underground layer because i’ve been

Working on a lot i want to make like a giant bunker going all the way down there right i wanted to have like a bunch of rooms i have like a little villager breeding area we’ll have like maybe automatic farms we’ll have chest room crafting room i don’t know

All the good stuff i’ve been working on these like little like um statues around the entire server which i called the goon statues they’re basically giant red characters right we’re gonna we’re gonna head over to um nathan space because i think he’s in um he’s in prison right now uh do not enter

You will die well this sign is blank so if this sign is blank and you see like the property of like you know this is basically zero right we say this is zero but there are three signs so if you add one sign like you know it’s like multiplication

Right you multiply that sign by that one so if you do zero times you will die which is three times do not enter which is also three right then zero times three times three which equals zero therefore this has no meaning therefore i can’t enter math use your stuff thank you upgraded some

Don’t mind if i do i need more wool problems i kind of ran out so we’re going to alternate something else that was joey bruh why why am i getting jumped why am i getting jumped i don’t i don’t understand see this is the part where i

Just go and hide in the spa um headquarters you know what let’s go let’s go and check on nathan i i feel like they’ll they’ll be fine has you been here this entire time what do you want hi nathan uh i’m definitely not hiding from people trying to kill me

What’s up with you how you been in case you need it here i don’t need your petty food didn’t weren’t you just complaining on tick tock that you’re running out of food and also what am i gonna do with the weed i can’t even make anything with it don’t be creative i

Don’t know you know you and i are still friends i mean like i i just put you no i’ll beat the [ __ ] out of you man if i can i don’t have any i’m gonna die here if you want these you can take some of those as well see they’re good the bananas

It’s like what this whole war started over it’s not if you like politically despise them because they kind of ruin your friendship but like sure they’re sustenance they’re good for you neither you’re doing if you let me out i’ll give you everything can you at least tell somebody i’m here

Okay okay not everything like can you maybe tell somebody nobody know i’m down here man i can’t send out messages there’s nothing in here okay who should i send a message to and what do you want the message to be i don’t know maybe somebody who can save me

Maybe cars i don’t know yeah because you killed him i have no friends left now i’m all alone now dude you’re gonna be let out at some point and then you can like go to the beaches of florida well actually florida got blown up you can like go to the beaches of

Somewhere you know hang with you know the boys actually no actually no cars is dead so maybe not that you can hang by yourself i’m sure you’ll find some friends now that’s not what i think about the sap is kind of inactive i don’t want to keep you in here

But kyle told me to and you you keep forgetting about the fact you did try to kill me you know i came wrong right because i’m so hungry i literally gave you food my guy dude can you at least like let me see the song

Like like i want to see here yes i want to see the grass i want to see it in nature let me see if i can do that real quick hold on one second no can you take me out please you said you wanted to see the sun and

You wanted to see the ground oh my god i i can’t do grants but i i can give you this one dirt block like that’s the earth right it’s a bit of an abstract from you know seeing constant voice no just in case you want some more food i

I brought extra for you just in case you can have 10 banana nanos they’re they’re pretty good for you you know see i heard this one rumor on the internet if you more than five a day you can actually get radioactive poisoning which is kind of weird pipe i redeem

Okay let them out for 10 minutes chat okay let’s do a poll people want me to take him outside it’s like okay nathan if i were to let you out for like like a minute would you tell kyle about it i don’t know okay i’ll do one minute and

But you’re not gonna snitch are you i’m not gonna say i might run away all right i’m i’m letting you out calm down okay follow me okay oh my god oh my god i can feel the rain drop on my head yeah that that’s what it’s like being

Outside you know i’ll let you walk around a bit but realize i got an elytra i have multiple things to kill you within a second if i need to oh my god did you see those banana over there where i don’t see any bananas gotta be honest nathan this is a bit

Pathetic at this point well i’ve been in the jail for like a week and everything looks so different now when did this start today it’s been two days can you stand right here look at that you look that way real quick i already know i just looked that way real quick

I told you like that one oh god the smell in here so bad have you been using the number two and one in here nathan no [ __ ] well i i think they’re they’re [ __ ] actually but uh it was nice talking to you nathan okay let’s talk to you as well man well

We got to speak with uh nathan a bit so we got that done there it is hey ryan how you been well that’s pretty cool guys how you been buddy i’m thinking about jumping dude i don’t want to turn my stream into 13 reasons why so can you like back off a bit

Yeah yeah um listen would you like to take this like hold on i know the perfect place to like vibe you have any spots that i can that you can take me where we can kind of like just like enjoy the view and i can appreciate the world for what it is

Yeah okay let’s go up here to the head of this is this a giant statue glorifying you no it’s glorifying my viewers maybe i need to look death in the face before all right if you do end up killing yourself can you put in the will that i get like 50 oh

Yo i actually you know now that i’ve gotten the taste of death i don’t think i want to die anymore stupid bird man i don’t think that’s a bird i’m gonna be honest i got another bird that’s a weird looking bird basically there’s this power right right and to unlock this power the

Closest person to me has to die do you happen to uh be close to aero jay oh i do i do oh perfect let’s get rid of him he tried to attack me earlier oh yeah where is he let’s go drop this kid where is he yeah i think he’s

Streaming as well let’s get rid of him what do y’all think joey’s political affiliation sir what communist you know what makes sense let’s kill him okay he said go to mushroom island another area and then there’s a wooden stairwell okay come on coleena you’re coming with us uh where’s spawn we’re literally in

Spawn right now sorry sorry i don’t know where the portal was we were literally right next to it oh my god have you guys saw like the llamas nose is like a mat or like a face by itself oh that’s weird it’s like a that is so weird dude i popped the totem

Falling down there for what for what oh that’s a guy that tried to kill me ever since i got lost he’s been a bit overreacting i think it’s kind of whack that’s crazy what’s going on here you told us to come i i said something was in the air i was uh hey

Hey don’t hit me sweaty no joke keep killing no spidey’s going to die you know what y’all y’all can have your your contacts give me it i’ve befriended a beat chat the b is my friend i don’t know what y’all are doing but me and me and this b

Are kind of going on an adventure of our own i love the bee that’s owen is it oh owen’s my friend oh it’s my friend too no way we’re committing arson together in swag city somebody has a house that’s made entirely out of like a massive

Oh i forgot the flynn and steel dude yeah he’s attacking me where did how did we get there he he killed owen he likes we cannot freaking knock him out what totems do you have how many totems do you have can you just like stop

Did you like stop using my totem site it was very hard getting them from your chest okay those are my totems well now they’re nobody’s totems you keep wasting them how many did you take how many totems did you take from that that is that that is non-necessary information we’re doing

This how about we hop into a different vc for a second okay let’s talk okay i mean we were talking you’re just the one stabbing people i’m gonna expose you to everybody for the war criminal and tyrant that you are you’ve manipulated everyone into thinking that you’re some kind of grand

Hero when really you’re not oh i never i never said i was a hero everyone’s gonna know the truth about your dunes and and no one will ever love you again gotta be honest i don’t think the server likes me already my weapons hey guys joey’s a racist

What he’s not who he he’s not who he he says he is okay you’re right i am blue you know what you know what that’s it everyone go to spawn we’re having a court case another quarterback everyone go to the spot gracie can you this time not get threatened by the

Um the defendant yeah i’m not i’m not leaving anywhere with anyone so as long as no one goes to me and blackmails me then we’ll be fine reduns versus aeroj 21 you have uh two witnesses you’re allowed to call this stan and then arrow j also has allowed two witnesses to call

Those stances i’m late i’m late oh i’m back hey guys canonically dead right now i’m a ghost oh you’re on the witness stand yeah i know one second oh that’s the witness stand hang on i’ll stand in the front what’s that guys literally dipped on his own kitchen he

Just said pizza i’m looking good i’d like to make my statement please all right uh a long time ago um there was i was just a simple man i was working on my redstone inventions uh for mining and reduns came up to me and offered to

To help me or he said he said you want to make a lot of money he said he was in the business of making of making bananas oh yeah and i and i knew that bananas were a profitable business you know and i said well i know

How to make bananas i helped to make all these farms and i helped them industrialize florida and somewhere along the way radoon said canada is is is in the way of business he tricked me into using my tnt cannons against against sarah he tricked serif into thinking that i was behind all of

It he tricked serif and that’s my that’s my statement pretty long i know that’s pretty long usually an opening it’s like a minute ladies and gentlemen of the case judge person i don’t like jury how are you guys doing today anyways yes he we did go to war

Against canada okay serif as many of you guys know on the server however a lot of what he said was a lie when he says we we attacked him joey was the one that built cannons on my property without my permission without asking me and then bombarded him the day

Of then when seraph objected then he attacked serf popping his totem and like accidental attack you you knew what you were doing your honor he blew up florida he blew up my country and i escaped when i had diamond armor which i’m actually the same diamond armor right

Here that i’ve been wearing since the beginning of the server and i would like to end my co opening statement there some long opening statements guys yeah they’re supposed to be just a few sentences i’d like to call rayon to the stand okay okay wait wait joey real quick real

Quick what am i what am i saying for you um so basically uh joey started a war um but he like you know he’s a reformed guy i think i think he’s a lot different than he was the back then basically he went to a rampage and um

Murdered a ton of people and um he killed my i’m so sorry without looking at any facts i kind of joined right inside joey’s a bad guy radoons is a bad guy it’s just a matter of who is worse uh your honor can i can i counter

Uh can i counter question ryan yeah who was it that approached you regarding joining seraph’s side in the war that would be you exactly and i i didn’t i didn’t tell you to join for me i told you to join for sarah if i am correct you would join with seraph once again

To defend me against this man right here tried to kill me and end up killing your best friend not because i asked you because you did that out of your own will you in fact asked sheriff to join does no one here find it like suspicious that reduns would would call

Upon someone else to fight for this person he was fighting against verdun’s gave me permission because we we we tested the tnt cans together we built more of them at his island we built more than at florida after we had seen what they could do like once again he’s he’s like

Oh oh he did it we’re going to postpone this case until when are you guys doing your next live stream what are yours the court is closed on tuesdays after um uh six o’clock central time it is now 606. i’m out okay we will we will continue this um

We’ll we’ll find a date and all court cases have been postponed until um i i am back from uh they’re sleeping uh your honor because it is water it is yes oh you