SparklyPants – I Beat Cursed Minecraft. It was… uh…

In a world that’s completely and utterly one car must off-road its way through roundness and cave-ins to achieve ultimate victory will this race car cross the finish line or will it run out of gas find out on this episode of minecraft Also make sure you check out our sponsor for this video the like button alright i don’t really know what i’m getting myself into my night purge highlights not only does he edit these videos but now he’s a professional modpack assembler he put this together and sent

It over and told me i was not allowed to look at it or test it until i start the recording and load up the world on camera all i know is the zip file was called blasphemy and it does weird physics things so i don’t know lol here it goes all right oh

Oh god oh the trees they’re all bulbous oh the hills they’re they’re bulbous oh my god what is going on this is ridiculous oh boy oh what is this oh my god this is cursed oh my god there’s so much carbon fiber on the inside it’s so real he tells me i

Spent six hours doing something that i’m not gonna tell you what but you’re gonna see i am the george gt I think there’s physics stuff right there’s physics stuff oh my god wait wait car punch tree oh no we’ve crashed yeah what is this wait is this a oh my god this is so bizarre george gt off-roading the new extreme racing series coming soon to uh

What happens if you just like break the ground oh my god it’s so weird oh my god it’s so bulbous this is what i’ve always wanted okay that’s like a regular block is it different if it’s dirt oh god what if i like do this

It creates a cave-in but i get so much stone it’s both convenient and terrifying all at the same time oh it broke the tree oh my god it was a crazy chain reaction that’s incredible and the stuff just floats in the water this is very not minecraft what have you

Done to minecraft i know i didn’t put it together i was obligated to play this okay he sent it over and told me i had to play it and that basically is legally binding at that point so if you’re uncomfortable as a result of all this blame him

Not me is that a sheep oh oh it’s like okay you’re like more realistic but also you don’t have the super high-res texture pack applying to you and i don’t sorry about this but also i’m uncomfortable oh my god he shattered what i was violent oh my god oh my god

What the heck oh the the tree they’re so they’re so bulbous it’s just so chunky but also bulbous it’s crazy it’s crazy it’s taking half the tree down wait do the logs behave like oh oh it’s so weird how do i get you to please down oh it’s so weird Oh oh what’s happening oh god oh it’s should i look in a cave i don’t really it’s a skeleton i can just collapse entire clips oh my god that’s so cool but also so weird also oh god it’s gonna be night time and i still have not found any way to take

Shelter oh please should i ostrich to survive the night can i even do that you’ll never believe i just drove my new georgie tt into a pit oh geez just crashed my new car vlog youtube video i really need to find a village oh so creepy what the heck i might

Actually need you for some food i’m i’m in a bad place i’m in a real bad way i think they’re actually trapped in the trees god stop oh you gotta stop you gotta stop that’s just not okay this is really cool there’s northern lights in here i don’t know if that’s the resource

Pack or if it’s something different stay away oh no there’s so many oh god i don’t like it what happened to your floor it’s not right oh god good morning oh thank goodness it’s food i’m just gonna park here for a second hold on if i like broke a block

I thought i would just do the one stack there it’s just it’s removed the entire roof of the house it’s slightly more more open it’s nicer this way it’s driving along the cliff side i am a mountain goat i mean oh god i put it i

Put it down to break it it just does this okay we did get to flip there we go get disintegrated He’s just shattered him it’s so like oh god it’s it’s unsettling hey man it would be a shame if the uh foundation shifted underneath your house and something happened oh no i can’t believe that happened you got to be more careful dude sometimes the thing the earth just like yeah there we go

There we go yeah full stack you know it’s so easy to get wood around here i could just trade up and see if he trades for a boat you ever seen a car shoot a bow and arrow before i bet you haven’t honestly guys i think we might be surviving on berries it’s

Not very good my gpu right now it sounds like an actual george gt oh is this a real cave hold on turning on my headlights wait do i do it do i trap myself down here do i do i cause a cave in to acquire more

Iron i’m gonna do it i’m gonna do it oh god i’m not gonna be able to go back just kidding actually it keeps the cave intact oh god we’re gonna collapse some more oh you get close enough to the surface and you’re just gonna be like opening up massive holes in the ground

Basically if i put down a torch it’s uh interesting that’s so so god it would appear that you’re still having paddling issues huh you have a hard time am i gonna fall am i gonna fall no i don’t know if i can mind my way down i’m actually kind of terrified i’m just

Gonna i’m good wait i’m good you know i might as well leave oh god i’m going through my food like crazy okay let me see okay not again how many times am i gonna accidentally cave myself in before i realize how it all works

It just keeps oh my god oh my god it just caves the that’s crazy you can’t path it’s fine you can’t path so what’s the what’s the best way to do this where i it’s science time can i do this or does it just collapse on itself so i can

Do it okay so that would be okay but if you break that The whole thing falls right i can figure this even if i can’t actually see i am going to step off into the lava also don’t think shifting works here i’m gonna do that yes we’re fine oh at least i made it down without falling in

All right i mean that was that was step one really what a versatile vehicle so there’s obsidian there not like that this is gonna be a process isn’t it there and then The water placement right there Yes we’ve done it bizarre let’s make some armor you know what i’ll matter just make an iron sword okay that’s cool oh my god it’s it’s so weird oh it’s just bulbous but does it it reacts the same way probably yeah yep it’s so rounded and the bones are so skinny and

Uh george gt’s got this hood now never mind the george gt does not got this it is very red in here also the glowstone is crazy hold on let’s add a bit of contrast there we go bet you guys have never seen blue before but you guys have

Never seen a car before isn’t it cool much less one that talks you’ve probably never seen the movie cars have we discovered a fortress i think we have oh right it’s gonna break the thing when i mind it going i’m gonna try not to break your roof any further

Even though it’s not going to mean much to you given that you’re not alive anymore just realizing like if i do a wrong move i’m pretty sure i can’t fix it because i think it’ll collapse i just had a i just had a thought for a

Second and i was like wait if i break the fire will it count it as like a block and collapse things thank goodness it does you’re kidding me why didn’t you do it the first time but it did it the second call me an ambulance cause this is painful

No wow this is really not cool fire should not count towards structural physics blocks but here we are uh nine okay we just gotta find a bastion now i’m wondering if i should like get some more blocks create cave-ins and profit so i was warned try to avoid the crimson

Forest if you can because it doesn’t completely work with the mod the trees are horrifying the shroom lights are kind of cool though oh my god look at that and wow okay but the the bark on the trees is kind of dope it’s still i don’t know

I think it’s kind of interesting i think it’s actually uh it’s it’s bizarre enough that it makes for a cool spectacle oh hello i have to actually be careful doing this because i i break a wrong block and i’m pretty sure like the bridge will just collapse the bridge is out

I’ve collapsed it and now if there’s any angry boys over there they can’t reach me okay this goes down far i’m pretty sure though this is this is one of the treasure setups though so there might be gold down there yeah i’m pretty sure there’s gold but there’s also brutes

Yes they’re both in the boot so smart even though i didn’t actually do that intentionally but so smart no oh my god of course there’s a dude in there oh my god i might be able to break the spawner though without wrecking everything never mind erect everything spawners that are dangling are apparently

Supportive pieces oh no wait if i wait wait even the act of breaking the gold is going to cause problems not only is everyone going to be mad at me when i break the gold but also it’s probably just going to take down my entire shelter so i’m gonna be totally exposed

Get wrecked you animated pepperoni slices i just need to think about this like an engineer right that’s what i was gonna do in school before i dropped out this one doesn’t seem like it’s supporting anything the entire roof was supported by that one block of gold that wasn’t even

Touching anything else no but that’s fine if i hadn’t dropped out of school i would have realized that i guess we’re isolated enough that we’re kind of okay instead an unalivement sword plus another writing it are you kidding me this is nuts oh this is nuts i’ve never gotten

A netherright sword in like a one-episode playthrough what are you supporting nothing nothing okay it was predictable are you supporting this whole column over here what are you supporting everything probably it’s working everything is fine it broke all the gold no whatever it’s fine we got 14 blocks

Of gold out of that and we’re alive and nothing’s really been able to get to me That’s a lot better than that could have turned out perfect and they managed to pull through getting us more than we actually needed i bet you’ve never traded with a car before hopefully it was a pleasant experience okay it’s time to make a portal i like how the like you build things

And it’s totally fine with it but then as soon as you break a block it’s like oh yeah right physics i forgot about that huh what a spawn hood over there wait is this ice oh it’s so it’s it’s so curvy oh it’s so weird okay still going that way and caught it

Okay so the snow does it like breaks into layers and then there’s the sand underneath it which shatters into the normal pieces that we’ve seen other blocks that’s a very it’s a much more realistic looking igloo certainly how do you walk into this thing you can’t it’s too actually you can shift and

Crouch into it Redstone torches are dope and i uh wait no building up and over that’s the way that’s the way can you just please ow oh we passed it okay beautiful oh it’s gonna be right under this forest wait oh oh oh yes that’s what you like to see right there

Thank you hey man donate the player hate the game okay i didn’t even set anything up specifically to accomplish that it just allowed me to do it we made it i can’t see anything so as you can see some of the blocks are textured others are not very cool and

Contrasty i like how these doors look so modern ancient stronghold and it’s just got you know nice modern screen doors installed in there someone just came and retrofitted it spruced the place up a bit just a modern wood door right there you might see it in like a nice modern apartment okay collapse

Sorry about that editor’s note definitely don’t show me trying to do this the people would be appalled that i would it’s not even working already been down here oh cool oh i broke the torch and the button collapses no that that makes perfect sense seems whoever was here last really

Really big fan of a book called uh free fall i’m not really sure how many copies of a single book you could possibly need but the shelves are just lined with them and and i can’t find too many other books outside of it so you know they it

Could use a little bit more selection in their titles i think power four sharpness three oh okay no no no no no no oh no no no that’s just oh god oh no it’s gonna bring down the whole place you gotta stop it’s so gross looking you

Can’t be you just can’t be doing this uh okay the portal’s still intact that’s good news sharp three power four you’ve never seen a car jump into the end before have you no you definitely haven’t 100 you have not here we go all right am i gonna have to purl across

We’re just gonna like dig up okay oh this is very boldly the question is can are the endermen all like stuck i don’t really think they move Looks pretty cool though actually because it’s all uniform and only one it’s only one block type it’s not nearly as weird looking and also please don’t come after me a lot of damage i do a significant amount of damage look at the fountain what’s it gonna look like once the

Portal gets spilled in oh god these sounds dude oh it’s rl craft all over again oh it’s so creepy here goes nothing there’s surely no way that this is gonna not work out at all there’s definitely no way that he’s gonna break a block underneath me and destroy the entire thing

Got it oh no and got it i think that’s it i think we’re good if i build down from the top i don’t think it collapses the whole thing and i can collect the blocks back up so yeah yeah that’s how we’ll do it you are so kind going for the perches so

Often this is like really easy okay no god why are you like this anybody notice how i was able to like place the water bucket from like 50 feet up in the air and then i accidentally picked it back up but nothing flew off the edge we’re all good it was great ow

Ow oh i can’t i can’t see the dragon’s breath particles that’s that’s the problem there i’m gonna get it i’m gonna oh god i’m okay not okay come on come on come on okay just like two more things just like two more hits here that’s all i need

Oh there we go i didn’t even need to wait for it to land we got it wait i want to see what the portal looks like when it fills in it’s like a just like a weird little puddle of cosmic fluid huh well we beat the game and we looked

Really cool while doing it only took minor cosmetic Are you upset with me i do something wrong bro i’m a car it’s having a very hard time moving around the landscape do they can they like not oh god they’re mad thanks for watching make sure to like if you liked subscribe to the channel turn

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