Steve and G.U.I.D.O Broke EVERY BONE In Minecraft!

Dude Guido look at this car oh my gosh it’s so cool I need it one million dollars oh I don’t have a million dollars what the heck that didn’t sound good oh my gosh no Mesa he’s not fine much whoa and he earned money for it Stephen

Guido are breaking every bone with every bone we break we can earn cash to buy new upgrades can we break every bone in our body alright corito let’s get this started off with a bang we are gonna jump straight from the top of Austin’s tree house oh here they come now hey

Austin wanna hang out sure come on up Steve so what do you want to do oh we can play with my new train set or we can make cupcakes yes you could have just said no Steve oh Lucy I must have slipped ah now that we’ve broken five percent of our bones

We’ve earned 200 now it’s not enough to buy that Supercar but we do have access to the shop and in this shop we can buy more things to help us break more bones like how about we put an extension on Austin’s heels Now you’re getting the idea Guido wait I see what you’re doing I don’t want you to hurt yourself oh stand if you don’t myself then why you swing your thought at me oh you know what screw this I’ve got to go straight past them we can’t

Let Austin stop us Guido we need that Supercar come on this extension cost me a lot of money and you’re not gonna stop me from using it come on come on oh my gosh we have so much money what was that noise so I better check it out

What the Chris Stevens are listening to me oh don’t be a snitch Austin fine you just run away I’ve got more shopping to do if we want to make more money and fast we’re gonna have to buy another extension oh Guido if we don’t break all of our bones from

This then I don’t know what’s gonna do it this is the biggest extension we can buy this is yeah I understand it’s quite scary right now but just think about how much fun we’re gonna have in that supercar what’s going on where am I what what is this cage We Can’t Break Hills

Okay okay and why do I feel different oh my gosh what am I wearing bandages Chris did you do this this is for your own good Steve none of us want to see you hurt yourself so you’re gonna stay here nice and safe no no I can’t stay here I

Need to break my bones brisbots don’t let him leave ah Guido you’re right unless we can buy something in the store you don’t really see anything that can help us to use Outside any second now a train is Gonna Come hurling down those tracks but there’s nothing here that can help us there’s only that stinky wheelchair ah and Guido all we need is this stinky wheelchair watch this yep it’s enough to build up some of them watch this

It’s amazing that’s right now all we have to do is mow down every single one of those mechanical manatees dude we know this is so awesome I’m having so much fun and the train tracks are just there hey sorry Chris I know you’ve got a bone to pick with me but by

The end of the adventure I’ll have no bones no I was so close I can hear the train approaching okay fine I can just crawl oh I told you this is for your own good oh look go with me Chris crap oh and I’m still not close enough to get hit by it

Self yeah dude here we go ah you know trains are never on time nowadays yes dude there’s 30 of my phones broken and I feel fantastic of course the money helps as well but there’s only so many ways we can break bones in this town I wonder what’s next

Ah what is this there’s a roller coaster under construction let’s go oh and there it is Guido the ultimate roller coaster oh I’m gonna break so many bones what do you think you’re doing boy get off my construction site okay okay I don’t want any trouble wait

Sergeant Shaw is that you yeah and I’m leading this project so I’ll tell you again leave or my men and I will force you to leave Okay fine but Guido look at this thing just think of how many phones we can break on there there’s gotta be something we can do but while Sergeant Shaw is protecting the front door there’s no way we can get inside we’ve got to distract him uh aha Guido overload this generator

Oh this thing is going crazy oh no no oh Shaw’s coming hide we got 27 18. bro Carousel hang back boys I’ll check it out nice joke it looks like Shaw’s distracted which means the entrance to the roller coaster yeah the only thing we have to worry

About is those Burly hunky strong nice looking Builders but hey you never know maybe they’ll let me through hey guys these guys are skipping the whole breaking bones part and they’re going straight to them and if I’m dead I’ll have no more bones to break and no more money to hunt

And try my best looks like my punches just aren’t quite strong enough uh let’s go to the shop all right come on I need some kind of weapons oh buddy look at this thing we look so cool and the best part is this thing really packs a punch

Now come on let’s make a break to the door oh no looks like it needs out a key card Bingo okay level one key card and nice white no stop sorry Sergeant sure but I’ve got a roller coaster ride to go on this doesn’t look very safe no it is not dude

But it’s not about how fast we look how many phones were breaking Okay that was very painful but now we’ve broken 50 of our bones but we still can’t quite afford that car yeah yeah I’m alive a little bit unsteady on my feet but what’s next job’s not finished you know what we need Guido we need to find someone willing enough to punch us

Right in the face and break the rest of our bones someone like oh the strongest athletes in the Multiverse you see let’s just got a little bit of a temper which makes her the perfect candidate to break the rest of our bones uh Hey arnetta fancy seeing you here

Listen I’ve got something to ask you so you know because you’re the strongest athlete in the Multiverse would you mind like uh punching me in the face wait can I are you sure okay hold up wait what calm down arnetta oh morning the Multiverse is going on my coach said to

Take my exercise to the next level I need to practice calmness and mindfulness no negative energy for me so you’re not gonna punch me in the face come on get mad but bunny My protein shake why you little it’s okay arnetta he’s just a stupid little tiny boy calm yourself girl ah this is pointless on this has got this new calm lifestyle Guido if we can make her mad I’m sure that she’ll snap and break all of our bones some cardio will shake off

These bad vibes we don’t now’s our time to strike this fan right here is cooling down arnetta as she runs so so if we go ahead and remove it our Netta is going to begin to sweat whoa it’s getting slippery that’s step one of the plane

Now we’ve really got to move we’ve got to break a hole right here next up we dig ourselves a little hole right here and then finally break this pipe oh dude that is the grossest water I’ve ever seen okay our next is really gonna enjoy this

And let me remind you that the uh treadmill is getting very slippery indeed oh our Nets are I guess I should have told you to be more careful on that treadmill but it slipped my mind Oh Queen oh it’s happening oh come on arnetta one more punch and all of my bones will finally be broken chill louder Chris Austin shot what what are you guys doing here why should I and I’m gonna break this Little weasel’s Neck oh that’s exactly what Steve wants and it’s

Exactly what I’m going to get Chris you’re too late I’ve been breaking my bones all day and no one no one has been able to stop me oh really wait what is this it’s milk the best way to heal your bones milk no no my precious Money Weed oh we have to get

Out of here right now get me out of this milk Yeah look at this dude it looks like Chris has been planning this for a while how much milk has he got okay listen here’s the plan we need something big if we have to break all of our bones and I think I’ve got just the idea come on

Let’s get to the skyscraper we are gonna bring this entire building down on top of us it’s the only way to break all of my bones and to do so we’re just gonna break all four of these support vlogs Don’t let him break the ball come on come on one more Finally Guido I broke all of my bones and I can now buy the car every single bone in my body is broken I can’t even walk anymore but at least we can afford this yeah and now finally we can drive it out of here [Applause] oh yeah I guess I will foreign