The Fallen Hero | What if Steve Talked in Minecraft? (Parody) – Season 1 Episode 4

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I may have also accidentally absorbed their consciousness well thanks for that no offense jebs it’s all right if we could leave we would we’re missing the dolphin races i can’t believe wait dolphin races that sounds fun it is they race and we celebrate by eating the winner

There it is upside now i get to be closer to this purdy reptile let me out of here oh you want out welcome to my hell you’re enjoying this too much i know i am your pain makes me feel slightly better rude with what do i need to do to build

Your body so we can finally get this over with i hope right right yes this is the final step you need to go back to the nether and kill my minions to obtain their skulls that’s it yes doesn’t killing those things hurt you withy yes yay i like this part

Okay so i build your body and you leave i hatch indie’s egg and she leaves jebs how do i get you all out i don’t know how incredibly unhelpful thank you i guess we’ll cross that bridge when we come to it what bridge it was a metaphor well it’s a metaphor

A metaphor it’s a phrase that never mind ah always good to be home speak for yourself i hate it here i don’t know if i’ve been here before well we don’t have water here only lava so that’s a factor i sure love swimming in lava jeb

Why don’t you give it a try indy you sure are something something that will eat you if i ever see you again after this a fish can dream isn’t there a cousin or another relative you should be trying to date just for your information i’m taking

You’re safe i only ate third cousins and above and i’m all out of those ew so three skulls right yes all right three skulls three skeletons should be easy your suffering pleases me wait where’s the skull you need to make sure they are intact and that might be difficult why

They’re delicate how delicate we talking i have killed like a hundred of these damn skeletons and i have one skull one i’m in excruciating pain good you deserve it best half a day ever why do you make these things where if killing them does hurt you

Is that english i didn’t do it on purpose they’re a manifestation of my body which hold up what’s a man fest a manifestation it’s at never mind either way i’m impressed by your fighting skills steve uh thanks see you’d be really good at being evil this is it this is what is finally

Going to push me over the edge you three fish for brains no offense jebs none taken constantly yapping or snoring in my head and now i’m stuck in hell trying to not bash in the skulls of skeletons that are trying to kill me it’s getting a bit rage inducing use it

Let the rage fill you oh i’m gonna use it on your body after i rebuild it oh he takes after me why are we headed back to the surface i needed a break there’s only so much hell i can stand i just want to get out and go look at

Something pretty for a change i don’t have that problem in here you stay on the other side of this cranium that doesn’t make sense do you all even have eyes or bodies for that matter in there no but i can feel his non-existent eyes leering at me wait where’s with whitty whitney’s been

In a pain induced coma for like three hours now they’ll wake up sooner or later that just leaves more time for you and i to get more acquainted luck don’t make me turn you into sushi not sure she’s interested there jeb they all play hard to get at first but

Eventually they also come to my sophisticated charm was that english huh this llama’s still out here wonder why that old guy left it maybe he’s around here somewhere or he’s still on that island i left him on uh hmm should we take him back to the base and take care of him more

Put him out of his misery whoa well that was weird i’d hate to agree with the fish but uh human yeah yeah yeah i i just don’t have time to take care of him i figured it was best to kill him not that i disagree just just what nothing

Okay then well back to how we go two i’ve got two this is really gonna take a while i’m going to sleep it’s all right i’ll keep him company i didn’t ask i just go to sleep indy okay and thanks jeb but i don’t really need company

If i’m gonna be in your head for a while we should get to know one another okay um so are you evil like your cousin yeah i don’t tend to kill many people not many come down my way well that’s good sorry i don’t tried to

Kill you i just didn’t want with it to have our power he does some bad stuff didn’t you say you eat dolphins you ever talked to a dolphin dolphins are jackasses they have a coming can’t say i’d ever considered that what do dolphins taste like like crab huh

Weird so you got stuck with old witty in your noggin huh yeah i was on a mission to kill indy got lost down in the nether then he possessed me in hopes i could help him get his body back luckily that involved me needing to kill

Indie too so we just decided to work together you decided to work together with a demon you sure you ain’t a little evil no it was the only way to get him out of my head without killing myself if you say so you kill indy too yup

That’s mighty impressive she’s a lot of reptile for one man to handle right she destroyed my village a long time ago and i wanted revenge and i got it when i go back i’ll be a hero good for you i’m kind of a hero of my parts too yeah yeah

I’m the only one in my family able to swim backwards that’s impressive why thank you you know i’m gonna take another break you cool with that sure wow look at this place right i found it earlier with indian withy yeah look at all the colors everything down below is blue and

Well mostly blue oh this is purty i hate it what they were right it’s hideous just damn colorful weeds we’ll use our flowers we’re just gonna rip all this out of here oh hello there you’re small and furry aren’t you would be a shame if

Uh steve i know we don’t know each other that well but this dome doesn’t seem like you oh i don’t know jeb i’m just starting to see things in a new way like my eyes have been opened it’s hard to explain but all this has to go

I mean i’d set stuff on fire too if i didn’t live in water so i guess you might as well have some fun with it what is going on here what the old guy oh thank goodness i’ve been looking everywhere for you listen to me i’m not listening to you anymore old man

I never should have listened to you oh please no one’s gonna tell me what to do anymore that seemed a bit much i mean i’ve killed before but usually cause someone wronged me that uh that was my first human i’ve only killed monsters before how do you feel delightful that ain’t right

I don’t think you should feel good after that and yet i do i really really do oh boy hey there wivey not much apparently i missed a lot huh we missed something what pretty isn’t it yes yes it is who did this steve did he also killed

Do you all like it yeah but uh have you not been sleeping again i slept earlier today he did throws that theory out the window what window it’s a metaphor oh you know never mind i think it’s glorious well done steve well thank you jeb what the hell happened i don’t know but

I don’t think that boy’s right in the head no no no i’m fine you all perfectly fine there’s nothing fishy going on here at all no offense jebs none taken i think we really broke the human this time he says he’s fine he’s fine how about we

Just go back to hell huh finish building with his body it’s gonna take a while so why don’t you all just go back to sleep for a bit and i’ll wake you up when i get the last skull okay okay i don’t know that seems like a bad idea

It’s fine you’ve got to be tired get some rest it’ll only be a little bit okay but don’t do nothing stupid i promise i will take that advice very literally good see you good good my old village wow hey everyone it’s me steve i’m back i did it i killed the ender dragon

Hello enderdragon is dead your hero has returned no one cares steve what do you mean no one cares i’m a hero we never asked you to kill the ender dragon we needed help rebuilding and you left us but i did it i’m a hero a hero damn it

Screw you all in your peasant village i hope it burns to the ground again i’ve got to get out of here oh good morning thanks wait why are we back on the surface we’re back in the cube kind of i don’t know looks a little different out there i’ve

Got a surprise for you all ah no what else did you set on fire nothing yet i got us a new house wow what why you all hated the old one so much i figured i’d upgrade us when did you find time to build this uh i

Didn’t the old owners just gave it to me interesting they gave it to you innocence you killed them didn’t you killed as a strong word i prefer removed from their mortal coil i told you that boy wasn’t right in the head steve i am impressed we are alike well thank

You worthy as you can see here we’re in a three-story 12 bedroom zero bath woodland mansion made completely out of some kind of wood i don’t know libby this isn’t good i’m all down for killing humans this human shouldn’t be i think we finally drove him insane he really don’t kill some old

Guy in that place he done there set it on fire was that english also what oh shush did you just shush me listen here human or what uh what are you holding there steve i don’t know some totem the previous owners died protecting it and

I just kind of feel compelled to hold it now you know i like it i don’t know maybe you should put the creepy doll thing down no what i said no whoa what in the kilt pick in hell was that witty i think we need to get out of here now

You know i tried to do something nice for you all you all constantly made fun of the base that i built i figured hey let’s get a new place maybe then they’ll respect you but no nothing’s ever good enough for you all um how about we just head back down to

The nether finish off my body and you’ll be rid of me tell you what i’ll take indian the gems with me too you will yes of course no i’ll build your body when i’m good and ready i’ve got another stop to make huh this village looks familiar it should is this your village

Oh that’s why it looks familiar i didn’t recognize it not on fire that might change soon what hey everyone i’m back holy sh steve what you doing boy why are you still not impressed i’m a hero why is no one treating me with the respect that i deserve

Steve i don’t think that was what in the hell you looney bastard what i thought you’d be proud i mean you destroy entire villages all the time but not my own nothing’s ever enough for you is it i’m tired i’m going to sleep now that there’s a good idea

Yeah maybe you’ll feel better after some rest he’s up morning feeling better you know what after a good night’s sleep i finally realized something oh what’s that you all are afraid of me what we’re not afraid of you no no oh well then i guess it’s time to finish your body

Really yeah and after i summon you i’m gonna do what indy couldn’t i’m gonna kill you and take your power from my own oh are you now your power combined with indian jebs will make me the strongest being alive then everyone will have to acknowledge the fact that

I am a hero with it can you take this guy i hope so oh this should be interesting well how about i just dismiss my minions before you get the last skull then there’s no way you can have my power what did i say something funny ah no

No i’ve just had the last score for days now i could have summoned you at any point well damn what do you say we do this thing fine but not here i think i know the perfect place andy if we don’t make it out of this i

Want you to know i’d rather die not knowing thanks indy if we don’t make it out of this i want you to know can we just die in peace and quiet please oh now you are quiet ah back to where it all began i figured this was a fitting spot for us

To finish this don’t you perfect good then let’s end this let’s i just gotta oh just a one on the bottom and then three on the top like this yeah yeah you got it now the skulls i got it i got it okay there we go are you ready yes

What the let’s go where are we i think we’re inside with it i took you with me without you he has less power couldn’t we have left the fish behind it’s fine i don’t need them to kill you now get down here no come on no come on

Steve you can still stop we don’t have to do this yes we do i must have your power so be it why’d he be being dead what english you have no idea what you’ve done i may have made a huge mistake steve just stop it doesn’t have to be this way

Guys please something’s happening to me i don’t know what’s wrong i’m not in control anymore please you’ve got to kill me steve i just want you to know for the first time in my existence i don’t want to kill someone i can’t say that’s making me feel much better

Is there any way we can save you i can get you a cup of tea or something i’ve killed so many people i’d be on saving just just do it do it now yes you can this is our fault we made you this way you can fix it

It’s okay it’s okay i want this steve i’ll miss you buddy us too so long steve i’ll see you all around Hey boys flipper1 tonight yay i’m gonna get you stop it no stop it seriously stop What the where am i hello steve with he oh come on can’t i die in peace no we have more work to do what do you mean when we killed you that totem it released something your body split in two you died but the other half turned into something

Much worse so what we need your help to kill it what is it exactly it calls itself hero you