The Trial of Technoblade (SMPEarth 7)

It’s a Black Friday sale on the earth and it’s a hundred percent off Add to Cart I can’t wait to claim the whole world and tell everyone’s a hippity-hoppity get off my property yes my plane disappeared apparently that’s the admin solving the issue half auto claim on we’re swimming the rest of

The world fill the admins change their power we have negative 5,000 power we can still claim we’re claiming without power we got it Oh my god everywhere as I’m talking Empire holy crap Are you ready to exact revenge I would adore that sweet so sweet Judy Suri revenge dished out cold may I add cold cheers to that I say this is not good Can you all head to the north of France for me please just just yeah take your time take your time I mean you you’re in your own borders so there’s no threat but good news is techno has made SMP techno great again you may say whatever

You want whatever you say will be held against you in evidence oh we’re gonna Nuremberg the trial section is a little bit of which will be an exaggeration to say that I’m grossly unprepared for this circumstance I don’t understand we’ve achieved world domination there is no case we can we

Can host the whole Middle School Musical here I mean there’s no gonna help you case but you can sit wherever you want my list in the world where crimes like first war crime world of all the people here the person I’m most disappointed in is useful from Flanders Fields and just

Drop you stop handing out flat film fill your please you’re currently on the Ross Ice Shelf so I’m gonna begin without you Oh [Laughter] I can take that back if you guys but is that a bribe I don’t know no no no that’s just how I’m feeling I have

Another one here for you and I’m feeling like that trial oh my god I’ll get to that I’ll get to that so I’m sure you’ve all aware of the dynamap and its current form if we could all just have a look on mapped or SNP earth calm Oh Antarctic

Empire owns quite a lot I’d say a good 70% of the Earth’s surface now this isn’t against anything at all this is completely within their rights but I’m happy to say it probably is a war crime war criminals here we have techno blades oh the leader Jackson which which crime has been committed

You’ve just invaded every single country on the map it appears that they actually illegally put their countries with we got Phil’s ax his his crony his Lackey with Alice Finch he’s sideways but he’s he’s got a good heart and then finally hunt who is currently being represented

By an oak sign and that’s just P now P is probably the most heinous of all who did not even turn up to his own trial I’m seeing some nods in the jury dude although you see everyone knows dude and I recall saying it wasn’t [ __ ] fine

To claim half the planet techno play but look where we are would you like to begin your defense if you’d like to just tell us why you think you’re not the traitorous pig that your skin suggests you are I’m feeling a bit of racial profiling here Wow Phil please

Return to your seat in my defense no rules were broken at any point therefore I’m not a criminal and also you’re all in my land this is very rude I did not give you permission I’m gonna have to tax all of you to be here a couple diamonds that really you’ll defense

Taxing us okay Phil your defense I saw you you seem to have quite a lot of regret during your stream a trip so I thought that it was just gonna wipe out every single claim on the entire map and people would have to read through everything but techno showed me

And reassured me that it actually doesn’t do that at all it’s it means nothing’s it’s just it looks I’m sorry there’s there’s thunder I can’t hear anything sorry yes hello hello yep you were saying yes my defense is I was strong-armed into this by techno blade

He said I’m not gonna take Iceland my residence might I add and he did he did take Iceland if you currently look on the map there is no transatlantic to be found on the map that’s cuz you disband I’m not finished accent for speed okay I was afraid that

Mr. techno who is going to take my land from me so I acted irrationally are you willing to double techno sentence as you you’re putting all the blame onto him are you willing to double this sentence at the cost of you no longer being trial

Right now how is that what what is this yeah okay I’ll let you can you can join the jury thanks thank you for throwing your allies under the bus you started our session today graciously by acknowledging no rules were broken ergo no consequences can be had

Hmm yes but then we are also quite an anarchistic government right now we don’t really have a set UN with laws specifically right go sit with your friends I don’t mind this mock trial I think it’s great for us to get together and share our common cause here the cause was world domination

Techno one I detect more than a glint of jealousy and envy in each one of your eyes that you didn’t think of it and that’s okay he did he won and please no haters we only love you join me in my admiration for techno and his big brain

I want to get some statements from the jury specifically anyone hopefully with a head off with their heads I was online when it happened and I do not agree with it it was kind of [ __ ] up I’m gonna be honest all this that’s really interesting thank you for that I’m not

Gonna act as judge jury and executioner just judge and executioner issue we’ve got here isn’t with you three so much you guys are go getting sharks who’ve seen a loophole in the laws of the land and have taken it upon yourselves to abuse and [ __ ] over everyone else around

You correct there’s nothing technical aid I will let you off the hook if you completely disband the Antarctic empire right now what open up the entire Antarctic end portal and you are not allowed to create another Antarctic faction or own any land beyond like eight chunks for our honor so weak

Fill your option here is to leave the Antarctic Empire and just to completely disavow your allegiance to these three will extend that offer to you as well listen Wilbur you might be able to convince Arliss to betray us because he’s been in our faction too like a good

Thirty minutes but the rest of us are brothers forged in blood alright see we’ve gone through everything together you can’t convince us to backstab alright this is true friendship do you to confirm that you are brothers in blood and will face the same punishment yes I know but as you’ve

Said you’re gonna represent everyone here can I get yes No are you gonna disband the Antarctic Empire No all right can you it’s too late for that now techno bud I need a moment speak the truth you’ve heard the defense you’ve heard the evidence you’ve heard

Everything you need to know so where do you stand I want to get some gays in need I have a middle ground go on things too I think it would be painful enough to let them unclaimed all the chunks around to roll and we let them off the

Hook you will know that this is literally cosmetic and we can just hit a button and it goes away and if one still has less than one minute to go Tanner bleed tried to bribe me oh it’s true he said I’ll pay you $5.00 in two memes no

I didn’t want to write him out so I said give me Pete how does that more people why would you drive him I refused because slavery is bad can we gain amen can we get just a noise vote here who votes who votes that we let them off the

Hook as long as they unclaimed one chunk no kill them now okay votes two votes that we let them off the hook on this condition that they disband the Antarctic empire and they’re not allowed to claim land for just me shooting them with a crossbow right the verdict has been decided you

Must disband the Antarctic empire where do they drive their authority they drive it from me from the gods of size listen to me this seems kind of rigged there is simple come on you can type there could just fix all this now I’m we can we can carry on it’s your choice

Did someone just try to kill God I can get back to that look I need your answer this is a trial this is [ __ ] law human rights you’re inhuman that part is true may I say something quickly who is who’s watching family we don’t want to repeat

Of the Treaty of Versailles here we don’t want to screw them over so much that they have to rally behind the fabric messaging I’m comparing him to Nazi Germany actually Tommy what are you willing to do what’s your compromise here all right you know I I’m a just man all

Right I’ll give you guys yes your six land continents back in a can for some money extortion people mad Phil MP he has roped you into this as well now I will let you step away and distance yourself from him honestly Wilber I am proud to stand side-by-side with Phil and techno

I’m telling you you lose friendship this is a bro moment up here this is not a bro moment which trials I just want to say that this server it may have only been open for like for like a week but with you two guys this is from the happiest week of my

Life you claim the world you’ve had your fun right now it’s a good time to just step back you know just step down and just just you can go and carry on your peaceful life it does sound kind of cool you can stick with these two I stand by

That we really did nothing totally disruptive like I said this was purely just cosmetic it doesn’t do [ __ ] no the point in the in the borders we have there to establish what area is yours for other people on the server right true true because we could do this we

Prove there’s a flaw in the system and it needs to be fixed a friendly test right we tested and this is what can happen when you put power in the hands of ambitious people didn’t you five minutes ago say that this was to prove that you could own the world

So jury yea or nay we disband no faction we we can’t even three chickens I’ve quit thing chip just just quick question you’re the goin Mabel servant do um can you actually disband other people’s factions yeah I could do it right now okay cool cool you can unclaimed all

Right now and we and Antarctic Empire will remain strong and stable just like we all wish oh my friendship I can hit the enter key on his keyboard and that’s where we did what we wanted to prove is here to meet him on them true am I

Gonna stop update techno need to discuss alright you want to have a privately so these boomers whistle we will let them have a private discussion Wow can you believe those guys people taking minecraft a bit too seriously it was good hi I used to rule the world as CaptainSparklez once said taught time

Will heal things you’ve made you three what are we thinking no writing writing on the map migrate within let me make some signs no writing recorders you don’t talk about Fight Club I think the third one should be no just taking the entire world I’m happy with these three

Rules they’re just written on an oak sign I’m happy with the outcome of this you know we’ve come together and we’ve sorted out the issue Court is adjourned thank you all for coming I’m returning to Newfoundland now You