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Today we’re having babies in Minecraft in a few minutes there’s going to be a natural disaster and we each have to build the safest home for our kids to see who’s the best parent but wait I’m already a baby and oh yeah right well uh

I guess let me go ahead and press this button to spawn in all of our babies and boom there we go a my baby is so cute speaker baby’s TI K is so tiny guys don’t make fun of him you know what your name is going to be Stuart and

Okay well anyways I’m not sure how much time we have until the natural disaster so we better get to building cute let me go ahead and grab some reinforced purple concrete because remember guys we have to make this the safest house ever oh yeah we don’t even know what’s coming it

Could be a tornado it could be a tsunami what’s going to happen and yeah you’re right it could be a volcano it could be a meteor we don’t know but here let me go ahead and start building the outline of my house yeah we need to make our

House just super safe in order to protect our babies I’m going to give baby Ruby the safest house ever my house is going to be the best guys so you can go ahead and uh you know stop trying and okay okay we’ll see about that but wait

A minute hold on I just got a really good idea while you guys are all building your house over here on the floor like you know normal people I’m going to go ahead and do spash spash W really quick and let me just go ahead and quickly select my entire house U

Wait sash what are you doing oh don’t worry about it I’m just going to go ahead and do slash slash move uh 30 and boom there we go I’m going to build a sky base wait you’re building a sky base what if there’s a tornado well of course

My house is going to be stabilized and everything so even if there is a tornado nothing’s going to happen but guys this is going to be so op against like I don’t know a zombie apocalypse or like volcano or meteors or something like that is going to be awesome if it’s

Going to be meteors it’s just going to hit your house first uh no it’s actually going to go underneath my house uh yeah and then hit the floor beneath it it’s definitely not going to hit my house that’s not how meteors work uh no I’m pretty sure that’s how they work I’ll

Just put like a big sign on top of my house saying if you’re a meteor go around and then they’ll all listen I don’t think they will yeah yeah yeah whatever but let’s say there’s a volcano or something and then lava is Flowing everywhere my house is the only one

That’s going to be safe no look what I’m doing right now uh okay and wait what are you doing an wo what in the world why are you building your thing so big because I need to have the best house for my kid of course uh okay well you

Might have the biggest house but I’m going to have the best house so cure let me go ahead and grab a little bit of reinforced oak wood because I want to make my house look nice and also be like uh you know really functional and here

Let me just go ahead and start with the entrance right over here and hold on wait instead of using a normal door I’m going to go ahead and use one of these reinforced doors right over here with a button so that nothing is going to be

Able to get in and oh wait hold on a button doesn’t even work how are you supposed to open up these reinforced doors wait maybe you have to power it with something else besides a button if it’s a reinforced door uh hold on let me

Try using a lever maybe is this going to work let me just go ahead and put the lever right over here and the lever doesn’t work either okay hold on uh let me see is there any other things I could use wait let me try something let me

Just open sesame what did you just spit on my door that’s not going to work what in the okay hold on I’m pretty sure what I actually have to do is use one of like these inventory scanners key carders one of these thing so let me try grabbing

This thing called a retinol scanner and hold on is this going to work oh my God that is so sick hold on whenever I look at it it’s going to open up and I’m pretty sure this makes it so that only I can go inside of my house and no one

Else can go in okay this perfect if only you can go inside of your house uh what about your baby and oh wait uh that’s a good point but wait a minute hold on I just realized I’m pretty sure my baby has like the same face as me so he

Should be able to go in as well and yeah we should be good in wa wait uh speaker baby what in the world is this this is my house can you not tell are you buing a cake yeah go back to building your house don’t look at mine and okay okay

Fine fine fine and wait Ruby what are you building you’ve like barely got any progress done hey don’t be mean I’m doing my best all yeah but look at how much I have built I have two giant cubes and W yeah speaking about your cubes what in the world is your plan with

These speaker man it looks like two red cubes literally yeah I’m making a staircase between them so I can have them interlined and this is going to be awesome okay okay that actually sounds pretty interesting but here now let me go ahead and just start making my house

Look super nice it’s going to be the nicest looking and safest house you’ve ever seen I don’t know about nicest looking and safest knowing you you’re probably just going to like make a bunch of dispenser traps that could like probably hurt your child what no if I build any dispenser traps they’re going

To be the stop Intruder so that I can keep my child even safer okay but anyways here now let me go ahead and quickly add in all of my walls boom there we go in fact I think I can go ahead and make this a little bit longer

So let me do that there we go that looks about good let me go ahead and do the same right over here boom and here now let me go ahead and close it all off wait is that what you’re building your most secure base out of of wood and hey

Okay I told you I’m aiming to make my house look nice and be super safe and you know wood can be safe I just got to build correctly I don’t know about that you could try to make it safe but I don’t think it is well I’ll have other

Defenses okay I don’t need to build everything out of reinforced concrete and stuff reinforced concrete is cool but it doesn’t look that nice I’m not going to lie you can definitely make it look nice I mean look what I’m doing and oh wait actually yeah your base does

Look pretty cool but I still wood looks nicer I don’t know about that and hey remember this is supposed to be a house for our kids and you know if it doesn’t look look nice then they’re probably not going to be very happy so uh that’s also

Going to be pretty important oh then I guess your child’s going to be super sad and what no dude my child is going to be the happiest one out of all of them here wo SI bird speaker baby I can’t believe you said that and oh my gosh that was

Not funny okay my house is going to be the best looking one here wait I hold on what what in the world happened over here hold on I think I accidentally broke some of my logs why does it look so weird over here all right well anyway

There we go the first part of my house is complete is looking sick but anyway now I need to go ahead and you know like actually start building some stuff on the inside for my baby so hm what could I build and wait a minute I just got a

Banger idea okay so since our kids are going to be like staying inside of their houses for a long time because of the natural disaster they’re going to need some sort of like entertainment right that’s true I don’t want my baby to get bored exactly so I’m going to go ahead

And build an arcade room inside of my house this is going to be so epic what have you guys ever seen a house with an arcade room inside of it rich people oh yeah my house is going to be the most epic uh the millionaire uh the rich

House ever it’s going to be so epic oh that’s actually a pretty good idea I’m probably going to copy that if I’m going to be honest and wait what you’re going to steal my idea well you know it’s fine I can still make it like better so here

Let me go ahead and just put down the doors for the arcade room boom there we go and now let me go ahead and start putting down all of the arcade machines this is going to be so s so boom let me just go ahead and put them all down like

That and I’m pretty sure I can actually play these arcade games as well and oh yeah check it out look I can play Tetris guys here I’m about to pop off in Tetris you guys ready you’re playing Tetris and oh yeah I’m going crazy on Tetris right

Now I’m pretty sure I just have to the tallest tower and then I win right no that’s not how you play Tetris but that’s how you lose Tetris actually wait what no you guys are wrong hold on let me just get this Tower done really quick

Come on come on here and oh wait did I win and uh oh I wait I don’t think I won what the heck do you have in your house what is this and hey what are you doing here dude it’s a work in progress okay this is just the arcade room uh the

First part of the arcade room I still got a lot of work to do but you need to work more on your progress because this is bad what do you have in your house hold on I want to take a look at what you’ve got nothing it’s secret get out

Oh my gosh all right fine fine fine whatever all right well here let me go back over here in my house really quick and here I think the next thing I need to do to make this arcade room look really nice is go ahead and grab a bunch

Of carpet and I’m just going to go ahead and put this carpet all over the floor to give it like a cool design oh that’s a good idea wait what color are you using it better be orange the best color and what no I’m not going to use orange

I’m using purple because obviously that’s the best color uh that is obviously incorrect um actually magenta’s the best color and what magenta that’s like the same thing as purple okay so purple wins I’m sorry to let you guys know but uh Red’s clearly the best color so uh you could just quit

Your yapping it’s not the same and what what do you mean it literally looks like identical pretty much here let me demonstrate let me go ahead and grab some purple and magenta wool and here R check this out let me go ahead and place them right over here for you and look

Like those almost look identical no they’re clearly different uh no they’re not wait speaker baby hold on come out of your house I want to show you something I want to get your thoughts on this okay I’m on my way all right all right and yeah yeah yeah check this out

Are these the same colors I don’t really think so but they both don’t look good what okay you know what well I’m going back to my arcade room that’s enough of that yeah yeah whatever my JK is better and okay okay whatever well anyways here

Let me just go ahead and finish up my arcade room really quick I think the next thing I need to do is go ahead and add in some lights so let me see do we have any sort of lights that I can use and oh wait actually hold on I’m pretty

Sure this one looks pretty cool and okay yeah here I’m just going to go ahead and put a few of these around my arcade room just to keep things lit up boom there we go this is starting to look sick all right well while you’re building arcade

And some lights for your child I’m building a whole bouncy castle and wait what you’re building a bouncy castle wait can I see it that actually sounds like a really good idea no you can’t see it because then you’d steal my idea now go away and okay okay fine but wait that

Actually gives you a really good idea what about I build an entire petting zoo in my house that’s going to be sure to keep my baby entertained what a petting zoit won’t that like get smelly after a while uh no because I’m going to build

It in like a big glass enclosure so you know it’s fine nothing’s going to go wrong I one of the animals tries to bite your baby and uh well I’m going to make sure they don’t do that okay they’re going to be like super well trained trained and all that and nothing’s going

To go wrong don’t animals smell really bad and yeah dude I already said I’m putting them in a glass enclosure so that their smell doesn’t go out I don’t think glass enclosures will help you there yeah yeah yeah whatever we’ll see about that but anyways now let me just

Go ahead and uh here let me go ahead and put some stairs over here and I’m just going to cover the floor with grass because I’m pretty sure animals like to you know like fit on grass and here let me just go ahead and set this entire

Floor into some grass really quick just like that boom there we go and okay what else do I need for my petting zo well I need a way to keep the animals like happy and all that so that they don’t try biting my kids so wait here let me

Go ahead and put down some trees for them because I’m pretty sure animals like trees right well maybe monkeys and oh yeah monkeys that’s a good idea I haven’t really thought about what animals I should put in here but yeah I’m definitely going to go ahead and put

Some monkeys in here let me grab their spawn egg really quick and boom there we go I got a monkey and wao this guy looks so sife oh yeah and uh I’m probably going to win here I just turned my uh little bouncy castle into an entire fullblown fun house wait what’s the

Difference between a bouncy castle and a fun house and yeah wait hold on those two sound like the same thing kind of well a fun house has like a bunch of different activities for you to do and a bounty Castle is just like a bounty castle that’s pretty it and uh okay well

What type of activities do you have uh wouldn’t you like to know so you can steal them I’m not telling you what dude I’m not going to steal them my things are already like much nicer I don’t even need to steal your IDE do and okay it

Looks like my monkey over here is doing good in the enclosure I added some water so he can like drink it if he gets thirsty wait how is a fun house supposed to stop natural disasters uh it’s not it’s for the inside to have fun because

You know I’m going to have a kid in here how’s your kid going to have fun when there’s a tornado outside because I’m going to build the best base and it’s not going to affect him inside at all and okay okay but anyways I just

Finished up my petting zoo and it is so sick I’ve got a small monkey and I’ve also got a big gorilla oh a gorilla the gorilla scare me actually W how gorillas are so nice they’re like the friendliest animals in the entire Animal Kingdom yeah they are pretty friendly they’re

Just like little people but they’re so muly yeah speaker man I would to call them little this guy looks jacked but anyway anyway what do I build next I got to build some more stuff for my kid and wait a minute what about a go-kart track

That is going to be so epic your baby drive and um wait actually that’s a pretty good point um Can my baby drive well I’ll teach him you know I I’ll have a go-kart track where he can learn how to drive and I’ll have like garages for

Cars and everything and yeah well here the first thing I have to do is go ahead and grab some concrete so that I can like actually build the track and wait I’m going to make this the most epic track ever I’m going to make it go

Outside of my house but if it’s outside of your house wouldn’t that be where the natural disasters are and wait that is a good point but I just got an even better idea what if I have it go outside of my house except I cover the entire thing

With a bunch of reinforced glass that way none of the natural disasters can even like affect it oh then your kid can go-kart while they see the natural disaster exactly it’s going to be such a cool experience but anyways here the first thing I should probably do is

Build like a little garage area over here so that you know he can actually like get a go-kart yeah such a great idea I can’t wait for my son to go go-karting in the middle of a thunder storm yeah wait doesn’t that sound Epic no what if like a lightning strikes the

Glass and just boom breaks it off and uh well it’s not going to break it cuz it’s reinforced glass don’t you know reinforced glass is like almost unbreakable you said almost so it can be broken yeah but not by a puny lightning strike like like what even is lightning

Just like a little bit of electricity you know that’s not going to do anything actually lightning is static electricity okay but anyways I’m also going to make sure to make everything super strong so I’m going to go ahead and use some of this reinforced concrete for my walls

Just in case anything tries to like damage the garage wait can I use your gokart course I want my kid to raise your kid and wait a minute that actually gives me a good idea yeah for sure we should have like an epic go-kart battle with all of our kids on the go-kart

Track that’s going to be so sick well my kid’s definitely going to win because he’s already taking after me and I’m you know the smartest and the best uh I’m not sure about all that my kid’s going to have the most experience since the go-kart track is literally going to be

Like in his house yeah well why don’t I make a go-kart track in my house so my kid gets more experience than yours wait were you just saying that you didn’t like the idea of a go-kart track now you want to build one and copy my idea yeah

Just so my kid could beat yours a lot in the world all right well my go-kart track is going to be better so my kid’s going to get better go-kart training uh so yeah but anyways here now let me go ahead and quickly grab all of the

Go-karts boom and here I’ll just go ahead and put down six there we go and now it’s time to start building the actual go-kart track and I’m going to make it like spin around my entire house and just like loop it’s going to be so epic I don’t know why you’re wasting

Your time building a go-kart track because I know what babies actually want and it’s cookies and cake wait why you’re building cookies and cake for a baby oh yeah I mean your entire house is literally a cake but um doesn’t that sound kind of unhealthy you know

Shouldn’t he be eating like good healthy food yeah your baby is going to have tummy eges all the time healthy shy who cares cookies and cake are the best well I mean guys he is a baby so he’s probably like the most experienced of

What to do and oh wait that is a good point but is he going to make a good parent that’s the real question I don’t know but I I guess he’s probably going to make a good friend at least and oh yeah I guess speaker baby’s going to be

Like a friend of his own kid but anyways my go-kart track is coming along so well this turn that I’m making right over here is so smooth it’s going to be so epic well you guys are trying to have fun I’m actually going to make actual

Food for my kid I’m building a kitchen and oh yeah building a normal kit kitchen is probably a good idea I’m probably going to copy that I don’t want my kids to starve or anything hey don’t copy my idea and oh it’s a kitchen you did not invent kitchens okay actually

You guys are copying my idea because I’ve been started on my kitchen way before you guys have guys a kitchen is not an idea you copy you kind of need a kitchen in your house yeah but a kitchen is like kind of one of those essential

Things I’m not sure if we can like really claim that we came up with it but I talked about it first well I built it first and I was planning on building mine after I buil my training course you only started planning it after we started talking about it wait wait speak

What did you say training course yes don’t worry about it wait that’s suspicious what are you doing nothing don’t worry about it guys I’ll show you later wait wait training course for what are you making a training course for your kid no no no no no no just don’t

Worry about it like I said his baby’s going to get and wait are you making a gym for your kid hold on okay that actually sounds like a pretty good idea I should probably do that as well oh my gosh you guys know nothing about what baby’s want yes I do I literally

Have you as my kid and oh yeah right speaker man has experience having a kid oh gosh well I got to step up my game he probably has like tactics that he uses yeah this challenge is going to be super simple for me I’ve already had experience with this Challenge and I’ve

Had weer baby for like a year now you have not been doing good with it if I could be honest I’ve been doing great with it yeah I don’t know about that just because I don’t let you eat Cake and Candy every morning for breakfast doesn’t mean I’m a bad parent yeah it

Means you’re the worst one what I’m doing a great job it’s a miracle you’re still alive today if I let you eat all those cookies and cake you’d be like 800 lb and yeah uh speaker baby I’m not if I really agree with your parenting techniques I’m not sure if like giving a

A baby all the cake he wants is a good idea right it’s not a good idea it’s a great idea oh my gosh he’s still doing he’s not listening to you guys at all yeah I still don’t think that’s a good idea but I guess we’ll see uh the you

Know once we like check out each other’s houses but anyways guys my go-kart track is coming along so well this thing is actually looking sick so far but I’m not sure how I’m going to end it right now I’ve kind of just got like a big spiral

Thing going up into the sky above my base wait why don’t you have a drop wait a minute a drop okay actually that sounds like a really good idea idea but hm where am I going to make it drop in oh wait I guess I can just have a drop

Over here on this side of the house um okay here let me go ahead and extend the goart track W what happened guys I just made the best dirt bike ever wait wait what can I see I want to see yeah here let’s just meet over on Dash’s base and

I’ll show you guys this is actually awesome it go so fast why on my base did you actually have the go-kart track oh okay fair enough but I haven’t tested it before so uh I’m not sure if it’s good but here put down the dirt bike what do

You mean the best dirt bike you’ve ever made aren’t they all like the same get these stupid go-karts out of here and why why did you break my go-kart because I have something way better check this out look it has a diamond engine over here W what the diamond engine yeah and

Look at how fast I go he just fell off oh uh I don’t think you’re very good at driving I think you go too fast to control it I think you’re not too good at uh building you know like a track wait Dash is this your track it’s so

Awesome and oh yeah it is my go-kart track but it’s not done yet I still need to add like a whole reinforced glass barrier around the entire thing so that if anyone like you know accidentally hits the side they won’t fall off yeah I

Was about to say it would be so easy for your baby to just fall off right here and yeah I cannot risk anything I do not want my baby getting hurt yeah and wait I might be able to upgrade your go-karts and wait what you can what is that this

Is a workshop and you can upgrade pretty much everything about a car and whoa wait is that a diamond engine I just saw in your hand yes it is and let me see what Wheels do I want uh the sports racing up racing 100% wait remember this

Is for a baby isn’t this going to be too fast and uh yeah speaker man are you sure this is going to be fine well they got to learn at some point come on guys um maybe when they’re 16 but they’re babies and uh yeah I’m not sure if

Babies can like even like have a normal driver’s license yet and wait hold on I think I just picked it up go-kart is this the one that you just made yeah it is place it down look at it look at it look at it and uh okay okay here let me

Go ahead and put it down and ew it’s red and wa okay that is a diamond engine right over there wait how fast is it w Wait Wait hold on hold on I want to go ahead and take this for a spin here let me put down another one and hop on and

Here we go wao what the okay that thing is very fast what wait I wonder how fast the regular go-karts are compared to it and oh my gosh I’m so slow compared to the old one and wait wait hold on come down over here we should do a race

Underneath my house yeah let me jump down real quick oh wait my car’s going to be slower now cuz I took damage and wait here let’s go ahead and line up over here and the first one to get over to speaker baby’s cake wins all right

Sure all right all right are you guys ready and yeah yeah yeah I’m Ready Set Go and all right go go go and okay yeah I think this diamond go-kart is way faster wo you just left me in the dust oh that was so cool Dash good thing you

Didn’t crash through my cake though otherwise I would have been upset and oh yeah we kind of rammed into your cake there but okay you know what honestly I think I’m going to go ahead and use these diamond engine go Crut they are pretty fast I’m just going to go ahead

And replace all of these bad ones over here with some of these diamond ones although I’m going to have to change their color later I need to grab some spray paint here don’t worry I can just upgrade them right now there you color no no I meant to change them to purple

Not to Orange what in the world is this why would you change them to purple okay let’s just get out of my house okay okay well here let me just do that and there we go bye and oh my gosh why in the world hey speaker what are you still

Doing here don’t worry about it just give me one second hold on I’m almost done uh uh uh uh okay all right I’m ready and I’m gone now let me just wait for this and all right time to go what in the world is that stop driving into

The walls and oh my God okay well you go back to your I still got to finish my go-kart track but anyway the next thing I have to do is go ahead and make this epic drop and here let me go ahead and make the track go all the way this way

On this side of my house okay while you guys are doing that I’m going to build a computer room so my baby can watch Minecraft and wait what you’re building a computer room yeah doesn’t that seem bad like don’t you want them away from computers no way kids love staying

Inside all day uh that doesn’t sound very healthy though shouldn’t they like you know be touching some grass yeah when I was a kid I love going outside it was so much fun trash smash everyone wants to watch YouTube okay okay I guess that’s an interesting parenting technique but anyways my go-kart track

Drop is almost complete I just need to go ahead and put down some water over here at the bottom cuz I do not want anybody getting hurt so let me just put down some water like that boom and let me also go ahead and grab some pressure

Plates and I can just go go ahead and put those over here on this side wait what are you doing oh I’m just finishing up that drop that you suggested I just got to go ahead and make the road go like this over here so that you can

Actually like park the cars once they done and now since I’ve got these pressure plates here I can just go ahead and extend the road right over here oh I can see the drop from here I want to try it out when it’s done and oh yeah

Definitely it’s going to be super sick once it’s done here I just got to go ahead and make this whole track Loop all the way back into the garage really quick and then the track should be pretty much done can I come over can I come over almost almost it’s almost done

Here I just got to do a few more things and then you can come over okay all right all right well anyways all I have to do now is just go ahead and open up this wall over here just like that boom and then let me go ahead and connect the

Tracks just like this and there we go okay now the basic outline of my go-kart track is done and before I go ahead and add all of this reinforced blast around it I should probably go ahead and test it out so here let me hop into another

One of these go-karts and here we go let’s test this thing out and oh wait I already fell off I’m not the best driver I guess I don’t think the fast go-karts are the best for you and yeah maybe I should try a little bit of slower of a

Go-kart first let me go ahead and grabb a normal one really quick and just place it down right over here and all right here we go I’m going to test it out with this noral one here we go W the normal ones are also pretty fast yeah but

They’re not as fast wait I can see you on the track that looks so fun and wao wait here I go this thing actually is super fun here I’m about to hit the drop let’s go and Perfect Landing I landed into the water and now I can just go

Ahead and loop right around this way and boom there we go the track is all functional that is so sick now I need to go ahead and add this reinforced glass yeah well I’m sorry to tell you but my go-kart track is almost done and it’s already way better than yours wait wait

Wait wait you built a go-kart track as well there is no way it’s better than mine I spent so much time on this thing and you said you like just built it what yeah and it’s almost better than yours I just got to finish building it and I’m

Almost done as well no way it’s going to be better than mine you know what hold I’m coming to take a look at this right now no no no you can’t go take a look oh my gosh why are you being so secretive about your base because I’m making

Something super awesome and I don’t want you to steal it of course okay well I’m just going to go ahead and finish putting all the glass around my go-kart track this going to make the go-kart track super safe so that my baby doesn’t get injured and there we go the first

Floor of my cake factory is almost complete Cake Factory you’re making a factory in your house and wait wa wait what yeah we need some way to supply food don’t we yeah but what about a garden or something or like a farm a factory yeah a garden SS a lot healthier

Than a cake factory I’m not sure if a cake factory is really uh healthy well if there is a garden to supply the weat yeah but like what about a garden for like you know like carrots and potatoes and you know like healthy food e don’t

Even talk about those okay you have a very interesting uh diet choice but speaking about a garden that’s actually a really good idea I’m probably going to build one soon cuz uh you know food is definitely going to be an important thing oh yeah let me just place this

Here and then oh yeah the lava in front of it this is going to be awesome wait wait wait wait lava you’re putting lava in a house for your kid uh that doesn’t sound very safe does it I well it is very safe it’s for practice Yeah practicing practicing practicing what uh

Uh getting better yeah wait what are you practicing with lava what it’s a lot of stuff to answer just don’t worry about it okay well I’m curious to see what your house is going to look like once we like check out everyone’s houses but anyways my go-kart track is coming along so well

This glass is going to take a while to place though but it’s going to be all worth it well my house is going to be the prettiest one and my house is going to be the best one for you know actually uh surviving and mine is going to be

Both the best for surviving and the nicest looking one so uh I think that’s going to put both of your houses to shame I don’t know about that that’s that’s kind of a stretch mine is obviously the best looking well mine’s like the most normal looking house you

Guys have like all these like colorful reinforced concretes mine is just made out of simple wood Simple Wood looks nice for you know like 40-year-olds but uh for children colorful is awesome uh what no my C is going to have good taste okay and you know wood looks good uh

Well you could say that but uh I know he’s not going to Li you wait SK man why did you not build any of this stuff for me when I was growing up uh because you’re still growing up and you don’t need any of this stuff uh clearly I do

If I’m still growing up yeah but the stuff you need is not any of like the go-kart tracks or stuff like that you need like a like books and uh and tutors and you know they keeping to go to school e e don’t stop talking stop talking e okay yeah I’m agree with

Speaker baby on that one that is pretty disgusting well I’m just bringing in the truth if you can handle it maybe speaker baby was right maybe you aren’t a good dad I am a great dad I’m just looking up for his future and that’s what dads do

Okay well I mean you’re a pretty average Dad I’m obviously going to be the better dad though since you know I’ve literally got a gokart track and you know go-kart tracks are sick average are we forgetting that I’m the only one here with an a ual sign well technically we

All have actual kids now I mean uh just take a look at the middle of the Arena uh you can see all of the kids so I don’t know what you’re talking about sure if you want to think that you can but I’m the only one here with actual

Experience maybe not good experience but I guess it’s experience oh my gosh even your old kid doesn’t agree with you he doesn’t agree because I don’t let him eat aen candy every morning I’ve told you guys this maybe I would agree if you did and okay okay guys I think it’s

Enough arguing we got to focus on building our houses because again I’m not sure how much time we have until the natural disasters and here I got to finish up my go car track this glass is taking so long wait when is the natural disaster going to get here I don’t even

Have a roof yet and wait you don’t have a roof yet oh gosh oh gosh well you better get to building your roof cuz uh if there’s a natural disaster you’re definitely going to need a roof wait I don’t have a roof either you guys are

Far behind I already have a roof and I have a bunch of activities in here you guys are you know not good at this what no no no no no the only reason I don’t have a roof yet is because uh I’m going to build a second floor to my house okay

Then I’ll put the roof on top of that one okay this was all planned I had this all part of the plan yeah sure it was I think it just Mak up excuses he does have a point hey I’m taking my time making my house look as beautiful as it

Can you guys are just doing stuff like arcades and go-karts I’m actually building stuff that we need to live well building the prettiest house is not a factor it’s about surviving and I’m already on my second training room for my son wait what what even are these

Training rooms do you have like like a gym or something oh yeah I do have a gym but uh I have something way better I’m going to have to show you later I cannot believe how little you know about what babies want I know exactly what they

Need yeah but did you hear what I said I said want not need well what do babies want besides desserts and Cake anyway they want toys and fun things and wait is a go-kart considered a toy or a fun thing obviously let’s go I’m going to

Win no you’re not because I already have a go-kart track build and boom there we go just finished it and wait what well there’s no way your gokar track is better than mine I spent so much more time on mine I think it’s actually the safest most epic gokar track you’ll ever

See no mine’s the safest cuz it’s actually inside my house it doesn’t matter if it’s inside or outside as long as I’ve got all of this reinforced glass my thing is just as safe as yours I don’t think so well I’m building my roof now oh finally you’re finally catching

Up and wait speaking about catching up I am almost done my go-kart track now all I need to do is just do a few commands to finish up this last few parts with the glass there we go boom and now I need to go ahead and open up this hole

So that we can have access to the drop again there we go and okay perfect my goor track is almost done this thing is looking so sick I cannot wait to test this thing out once it’s awfully complete tell me when it’s done I want

To test it out and see if it’s better than speaker man oh it will be better than speaker man just give me give me one second I just have to finish putting this last few pieces of glass over here and then it should be fully complete you

Haven’t even seen mine so how would you know if it’s better or not Dash has been working on it since the beginning so it has to be better yeah just because he’s spending a lot of time on it doesn’t mean that it’s better uh well the more

Time you put in something the better it’s going to be obviously yeah not whenever you’re doing it what okay well here I’m going to prove you wrong as soon as you see my go-kart track when it’s all complete with all this class your mind is going to be changed and

Whenever you see my go-kart track that’s a thousand times better than yours you’re just going to cry okay okay we’ll see about that but anyways my go-kart track is almost complete I just need to place like 10 more pieces of glass down and then it should be all fully done let

Me just use commands and boom there we go my go-kart track is fully complete let’s go this thing is so sick wait I want to try it I want to try it and okay yeah here now that it’s done you can actually try it so here I guess just

Follow me over here into the garage and uh pick any goart wait we should race okay I’m going to choose this one wait wait wait I want to see how bad this racetrack is so I’m on my way well it’s not bad okay as soon as you come here

Your mind is going to be changed wait speaker you should come as well so that we can all have a race all right if you guys want to lose that bad I guess I’ll go and dude you’re not winning it oh high speaker pick a go-kart yeah hold on

Let me just uh I want to pick uh this one right here and what did you really bring your own go-kart this let me do this and let me get a crafting table hey bringing your own cart is cheating I know I just need to do that and there we

Go and what okay well is everyone ready yeah I’m ready to win okay all right all right and anyways everyone ready on your marks get set go all right all right here we go I’m in the lead wa wait these go girls are so fast okay come on come on here I’m still

In the lead I think and oh gosh oh gosh I kind of got stuck come on here we go I’m at the drop wait you just got to the drop I’m way ahead of you and I’m back in the garage I W get outad of me wait

Wait I’m here I’m here on you guys just completed your first lap I’m already on my third and uh what speaker man it was a One laap race yeah and I already beat you guys no I clearly beat all of you you guys are so slow okay okay whatever

And wait hold on actually this gives me an idea why don’t I go ahead and grab some pressure plates and just go ahead and put those right over here like that and here let me just quickly go underneath all of these pressure plates and go ahead and place down this command

Block over here wait what does it do and oh great question pretty much now whenever someone crosses the Finish Line it’s going to say someone has won so that uh we know uh when the first person has crossed the Finish Line wait that’s so cool oh now all you guys can see that

I won uh here let’s get back on the cards and go for another round and okay okay except uh you’re not going to win and hey lineup you can’t get head on the track like that I’m just turning around I’m sorry that your course is so small

Guys I’m obviously going to win again I don’t know why you’re arguing no I’m going to win all right well I’m doing the countdown now ready 3 2 1 go head okay it’s fine I’m still going to win here we go we should disqualify speaker man for going ahead first yeah honestly

We should and I won and wait speaker baby won broke what the heck speaker man did your C break down I guess that’s what you get for getting a red cart you know I guess red is just the worst color yeah clearly orange is the best if I won

Twice you know what I’m just going to win this race with something better wait is that a shopping cart what in the world yes it is and I’m going to win this race you’re so slow I’m going again you realized you came in last place right I

No I was in first and my car broke down because of Dash’s stupid drop it was not because of my drop I had water at the bottom it was all your fault but anyways guys get out of my house I still need to finish my stuff all right you guys need

To go work on your own house and I’ve got to work on my house so what should I build next all right I’m going going hey stop driving that shopping cart in my house get open the door and no what no dude just get out of the shopping cart

Fine but uh you break my shopping cart one more time and it’s God for your house dude stay away from my house okay I got to start working on more stuff um all right well anyways what should I build next I think the first thing I

Should probably do is make all of these go-karts like you know an actual good color so let me go ahead and grab some spray paint and some purple dye really quick and here let me go ahead and make them all look super nice there we go

Wait hold on I actually need to go ahead and put these all in the correct position they all got moved around so let me just pick them up and put them down like that me flip this one cuz it’s facing the wrong way there we go that

Looks pretty good and nice there we go all the go-karts are fully lined up right I’m going to this done right here and look so good I’m going to do a movie room and W wait look a movie room okay that’s actually a pretty good idea but H

What should I build next and wait a minute what about a pool wait have any of you guys built a pool yet no I’m not going to do that because it’s stupid what how is a pool stupid yeah wait what that pools are awesome yeah that pool’s

Going to be awesome in the middle of a tornado that’ll just turn into a hurricane then uh no it’s not going to bad I can just go ahead and cover it up with more reinforced glass so that if anything goes wrong you know the reinforced glass will protect it can

Your baby even swim did you teach it to swim and wait that’s actually a pretty good point hold on I need to test that out uh baby Dash uh let me go ahead and grab some water really quick I need to put him through a little swimming test

Wait you’re putting your baby through a swimming test uh yeah how else is he going to learn how to swim here let me go ahead and make a little temporary pool right over there and all right here uh baby Dash try swimming through this and oh wa check it out look he already

Knows how to swim I don’t even have to teach him anything wow I guess babies are smarter than I thought huh I don’t know about that I’m pretty sure I’m just really smart so like my jeans transferred down to my baby I don’t think that’s how that works at least you

Don’t have to teach them the way that speaker man taught me how did Speaker man teach you how to swim oh he just threw me in the ocean and left me there wait what speaker did you really do that I did not I gave him a bath your

Definition of a bath is very different from mine wait speak that’s Prett he messed up you just left him in the ocean I can’t believe you did that no I didn’t I gave him a bath and gave him a rubber ducky what uh okay I don’t know who to

Believe right now probably the adult Das don’t believe it there was a bunch of fish in sharks and oh gosh yeah that does sound pretty terrifying I don’t know who to believe we’re not real fish and sharks I don’t know I think I feel bad for speaker baby and yeah I don’t

Know that sounds like quite a traumatizing experience but anyways here I need to go ahead and finish up my pool area let me just put these blocks here and then I can go ahead and put a door over here inside of my house to like actually get into the pool and boom

There we go my pool area is complete this looks sick although I should probably like fix this grass over here I don’t want to just have grass around my pool and wait a minute hold on I actually just got an even better idea what about instead of just having a

Normal pool I can also build a water slide so here let me go ahead and start doing that now a water slide where you going to put your water slide oh well I’m just going to put it inside of the pool of course here I just got to build

A little staircase so that my baby can actually get up on it just like this and let me fill this up with water and um okay this should be about tall enough yeah that looks good now I need to build the actual slide see that’s now you’re

Doing it right yeah let’s go this water slide is going to be so epic here I’m just going to make it go all the way down into the pool it’s going to be so thck let me just go ahead and make the water slide turn just like that and Bo

There we go the water slide is going inside of the pool this sck let me go ahead and make some walls over here so that I can actually like put some water on it well while you’re building a water park I’m actually you know like training

My son to uh be the best ever well a water park is definitely going to help my son train to be like the best ever you know he has to learn how to swim right yeah but like that’s all that he’s going to learn how to do in a water park

How is he going to learn how to fight for himself wait actually that’s not all he’s going to learn how to do in a water park he’s also going to learn how to ride a jet ski let’s go what a jet ski I wouldn’t let a baby touch one of those I

Don’t know I think jet skis are pretty pretty cool and yeah speaker man it’s going to be fine you know it’s just like in a small enclosed area nothing could go wrong whenever you say nothing can go wrong it always can go wrong and will go

Wrong uh no I think you’re wrong that’s not how it works but anyways now that I’ve got all these like cool activities done I need to build the second floor of my house and wait I need to build like the actual bedroom for my baby like he’s

Going to need a place to sleep oh yeah I completely forgot that I need to make a bedroom oh wait I have to do that too and yeah guys a bedroom is like kind of super important we need a place for our babies to sleep like while they’re not

Awake wait you’re so right because when they’re not awake they’re sleeping what did you just say I am so confused right now well when they’re not awake they need a place to sleep I don’t know what’s so confusing about that maybe you know say it better how else am I

Supposed to say it that’s like the most simplest explanation I can think of yeah don’t be so judgmental well all you need to say is they just need a place to sleep like a bedroom boom yeah but that’s not giving enough details like what if they’re trying to sleep but they

Are awake okay I need to build a room for like when they’re sleeping and they’re not away what I’m so confused yeah speaker man I don’t know why you’re confused this is perfectly clear here I’m with Dash I’m not the only one that’s confused speaker baby is also

Confused did you not hear him speaker baby are you confused well there’s nothing really to be confused about I’m not even going to build a bedroom cuz I’m not going to sleep and wait what what about for your baby think he going to need to get some sleep no we’re going

To stay up all night we’re going to be playing a bunch of games uh I’m not sure if that’s a good idea that sounds really unhealthy yeah I’m pretty sure sleep is kind of important uh you know sleep me who cares this is why you’re so short

Spaky baby you didn’t sleep enough and now you’re so small and yeah exactly sleep is a very important part in the growth process no it’s just because I’m a year old who cares I don’t know sleep is pretty important I’m going ahead and putting down some beds now I’m going to

Go ahead and put down purple beds in every room and um here I guess I’ll also go ahead and put down like some tables so that you know my baby can have room to I don’t know put stuff on his table why do you always talk so confusingly I

Don’t talk confusingly of course he’s going to need a table like to put stuff on but anyways now let me go ahead and put some lights in this room just to make it look super sick just like that and let me also go ahead and put down

Some windows just like for an additional nice view so he can check out what the outside is like and then I can just go ahead and do the exact same thing over here for my bedroom and I’m just literally just going to do the exact

Same thing let me put down all of these wood slaps just like that let me go ahead and put down the lantern just like this and here let me put down the reinforced glass and wait a minute I just got a really good idea uh guys what

If I go ahead and put a camera inside of my baby’s room that way if he ever needs help or anything he can just tell me through the camera oh yeah I’ve already done that there is no way you already did that that was like the most original

Idea I’ve ever had in my life uh well I kind of by accident how do you set up a camera monitor in your baby’s room by accident well wait I’m looking through mine right now okay it is going to be perfect speaker man how come I never got

One of those but this baby does uh this Baby’s kind of you know more important wow you did not just say that wo I’m so sorry speaker baby he’s such an awful Dad I’m sorry too cuz his base is about to blow up I’m going over there with TNT

Right now wait wait what my base is explosion proof so that wouldn’t even work oh really do you want to try that out sure why not uh wait guys I’m not sure if this is the best idea you know there’s already actual disas something what are you doing oh wait you’re

Actually lighting it uh I better get out of here yeah we’re testing it out and there we go okay but it’s not speaker baby proof I’m going to start breaking it hey stop it if you don’t stop now I’m putting you on a healthy diet I’m

Already on one you don’t give me any cookies or cake anyways no more sugar fore you only broccoli and apples that’s all you feed me uh I think we should leave them alone Dash they seem like they’re doing the wrong thing and yeah that sounds like a good idea I’m going

To get back to building my house I got to build my kitchen area next because my baby’s going to need to eat food somehow so let me go ahead and put down a slab right over here and let me also go ahead and grab some quartz blocks and some

Water and a lever really quick because uh this is everything I need to build a sink and now let me go ahead and put this all down over here and boom there we go my sink is complete and hm what else does the kitchen usually have well

Mine has a cabinet and it’s got flowers and a stove and a refrigerator oh yeah right uh all those things okay U I guess I’ll build a refrigerator first let me go ahead and grab some dispensers these could be my refrigerators for now and let me just put them like that and then

I can put a lever over here and actually I think I need to put a full block down here and then a lever over here I’m pretty sure whenever I flick this lever items should come out of both of the dispensers and okay yeah perfect and H I

Guess on the top dispenser I can go ahead and put some healthy stuff like carrots and some steak and yeah that’s like the only healthy things I know e what do you mean that’s going to be the good stuff no that is not the good stuff

Okay and then in the bottom I can go ahead and put like a treat that’s kind of unhealthy but hm what can I put that’s unhealthy obviously you should put some cake your baby will love that an entire cake I’m not sure about all that oh what about some beetroot those

Are pretty healthy you actually want me to vomit don’t you yeah not I’m not even that bad uh okay I guess no beetroots but wo what about a black hole carrot it’s like a blue carrot this thing looks pretty crazy wait I’ve never heard of

That before what is that I have no idea but hopefully it tastes good but anyways now whenever I flick my lever my baby’s going to get a steak and a one of these black hole carrots got to put cookies and cake and not a weird carrot I’m not

Going to put cookies and cake anywhere in my house but anyways I guess the next thing I need to put there are some like cabinets so let me go ahead and put those down over here up at the top just like this this looks pretty good and anyways my kitchen is complete but

Anyways guys I’m not sure how much time we have until the natural disaster so I’m going to go ahead and bring my baby up into my house cuz I don’t want him just waiting out there oh gosh oh gosh I have to finish my roof still and then

I’ll move my baby in and oh yeah it looks like you still have a lot of work to do with your roof up here let me bring my baby here I got to build like a staircase or something for him to get up my baby’s going to have to earn his way

To his bedroom you’ll see oh I’m curious what that means but okay here let me go ahead and make a little staircase for my baby come on we got to go quick all right all right and here let me just keep building this staircase and wait baby Dash why aren’t you following me

Come on baby uh wait what what did you just say to your baby is he following you uh yeah can you not speak baby uh no I can’t speak baby what in the world okay wait can you tell my baby to follow me I can try but I might not speak Dash language

Wait what there’s different languages for different babies okay I guess give it a try baby Dash Girl Follow Follow wait did it work no he just insulted me my speaker me what are you doing assulted me sorry I guess I won’t help you what in the world oh my gosh baby

Dash you have to be nicer to The Strangers but okay just follow me up this staircase okay we got to get to the house and oh wait there we go now he’s following me oh I guess he learned how to speak his language uh I don’t know he

Kind of just started following me but anyways you I got to bring him up to my base really quick come on once we have our babies in our bases we should have a tour of each other’s houses and yeah we should definitely do that I really want

To see what you guys built but here let me just finish up this staircase really quick and here come on come on just follow me right this way baby Dash come on here you can enter through the door just like this come on and boom there we

Go my baby is inside of my house do you guys want to do the tours now sure I guess all righty and boom my roof is done everyone come here let’s tour my house first because it’s probably going to be the best and oh U I guess we’re

Going to check out your house first but uh mine is definitely the best I don’t know about that mine is clearly the best uh no mine’s definitely the best and we’ll save that one for last because you know last was always the best oh okay okay well anyways where do we get

Started Ruby okay so this is my foundation and I lifted it so that if it floods it’s going to be okay we go up here and oh wait that’s actually a pretty good idea but wait where’s our baby open up this fence so the baby can’t go outside and close it close it

Close it close it I don’t want her to get out okay wait where are they oh baby Ruby are you here where are you there she is hi everyone who are these guys oh well I’m speaker man and uh yeah I’m the best builder here what no he is not the

Best builder he’s lying I’m Dash I’m the best builder here no I’m speaker man and I’m the best builder here no I’m speaker baby and I’m the best builder here clearly e why speaker baby where a diaper cuz he is a baby and so are you yeah but I don’t need diapers speaker

Pap poop the pants like you’re literally wearing one too can you not see um I don’t know what you’re talking about well anyways let’s let baby Ry see the house it’s our first time here yeah I want to see the house I want to see the house oh well first you

Got to open the door so we can start this tour but U where exactly do we start in this tour well we can just start out here so we have a little Minecart thing so she can play around in it and wait why did you just drop a

Bunch of puppies baby Ruby were you eating flowers again again no I wasn’t eating flowers wa and wait what she eats flowers what your your child eats flowers really likes vegetables okay you were trying to say that I’m unhealthy okay well uh what’s the first part of

The tour flowers are not vegetables so this is our living room and after that we have our movie room right here open up the curtains and you go inside and there’s a big screen right there for you oh wait a movie room oh what are we

Watching wao wait I’m not going to lie this movie room is actually pretty cool this is boring I don’t like this movie room uh wait I don’t think your likes this area very much baby Ruby don’t break the glass come back oh wait uh I think your baby’s misbehaving no she’s

Perfect she’s a little angel come here I don’t want to yeah I don’t think she’s an angel I think she’s uh you know throwing a tantrum right now and uh yeah she doesn’t look very happy come here do you need a nap you seem cranky so this

Is our bedroom we have a carpet so it’s soft so she can roll around and then we have a crafting room right here wait your bedroom’s in the middle of the open what the heck well so she can nap whenever she wants I don’t like this bed bed burn baby

Burn is she burning the bed um I don’t think she really likes the bed you made um um I think I think she’s just a little tired that’s all this house is lame lame uh wait she’s Lally burning like the entire house uh I’m not sure if

She really likes the entire house at all um um I think she just needs a snack stop setting things on fire please come here uhoh what the heck get her under control okay let’s just go to the kitchen come on guys uh okay yeah I guess we can check out the kitchen maybe

You should feed her something maybe she’s hungry you’ve got vending machines in your house yeah I don’t want her to get thirsty so it’s got water and soda and energy drinks I want orange juice give me orange juice no and uh wait I don’t think she likes the vending

Machines either and she doesn’t like like anything in this house Ry Junior don’t do that there was no orange juice I’m so angry I think she wants some orange juice I don’t have any orange juice but um you want a cookie you want a cookie no I don’t want a cookie and

Wow okay it seems like she really does not like anything here here I don’t know what that’s the weirdest baby I’ve ever seen turning down cookies all right well while you’re trying to get your baby under control I think we should move on with the next tours and uh who should we

Go next what about Dash oh yeah I guess we can go to my house I hopefully my baby is going to be better than uh baby Ruby Ruby just stay in the Kitchen come on over here okay just go into the kitchen and stay there wait I don’t want

To be in the kitchen okay I think it’s all good now and wait you’re just going to leave her in the kitchen okay I guess that works out here let’s go on to the next tour yeah hopefully your baby’s well behaved on like rubies maybe hey

Maybe she’s just tired and need to nappy wappy you know all right well anyways everyone here is my house right over here it is a sky base because you know is probably the most safe type of Base you know it can survive against floods lava volcanoes and meteors all that

Stuff that’s pretty smart I don’t know about meteors yeah and what if it like you know starts like raining fire when is it ever going to rain fire can that happen after a volcano I don’t think that’s a thing all right well anyways here is my house right over here what do

You guys think I think it is very ugly no it’s not that ugly it looks quink your house matches your face it’s ugly what dude my face is not ugly but anyways the only way that we can enter the house is if I actually look at this

Scanner door over here and then it opens up boom just like that oh so you have to be ugly to get inside no dude you don’t anyways oh hi there Dash baby oh hello Dad uh wait who are these people oh uh well Dash baby this is Speaker B this is

Ruby and oh this speaker baby you might know him oh yeah do you not remember me from when we argued earlier oh wait it’s you again get out of here oh yeah that’s it get over here hey wait guys guys guys guys stop fighting stop fighting okay

Come on let’s just have this house tour and then you guys can settle your differences afterwards and yeah Dad here let’s get this thing started I don’t want to be with this speaker baby guy any longer and okay okay yeah here we can get started but anyways guys the

First room that I’ve got is the arcade room right over here this is where we can play Arcade games and stuff what do you think Dash baby oh wait an arcade room this is actually pretty cool wait what game is this I made it straight for Tetris and uh wait what’s Tetris wait

You don’t know what Tetris is I find one of the arcade games that have Tetris and play it it’s so much fun okay here I guess I’ll play this one over here oh wait you’re playing tetras okay hold on let me find an arcade machine with Tetris as well it’s pretty fun pretty

Much you have to try to build the tallest tower that is not how you play tetr Dash yeah I think speaker B is right I don’t think that’s how you play and no no no guys trust me that’s how you play I’m like a world expert at a

Tetris a tier Dash baby just try to get the tallest tower uh okay Dad I’m trying to get the tallest tower okay nice nice nice here same here we’re going to have the tallest towers ever guys you’re supposed to keep the shortest Tower uh what no my dad says you’re supposed to

Build the tallest tower so that’s what I’m doing no your dad is wrong and no speaker man you’re supposed to build the tallest tower here I’m almost done with my tower and boom there we go and uh wait Dad I just built the tallest tower

And it said I lost I hate all these games I’m breaking all these machines and no dash me what are you doing come on you can’t just break all the machines if you lose on no I hate this entire room I’m getting rid of all of these oh

My gosh what are you doing see I told you babies don’t like arcades yeah Dad it said I lost I don’t like that maybe if you Tau him the actual rules of Tetris he wouldn’t be mad oh my gosh okay fine fine fine let’s just move on

To the next room okay yeah what do you have next for me Dad yeah what about that Zoo you were talking about oh yeah the petting zoo okay this is probably like the best part uh wait Dad what’s that oh uh the baby Dash that is a

Gorilla that is your uh your pet pretty much he’s really cool you want to go say hi to him and uh yeah of course those things look awesome here I’m going into the petting zoo right now and oh yeah look guys he’s having fun with the gorilla I don’t know that looks pretty

Dangerous to me oh no gorilla other the loose gorilla other the loose get back baby Dash wait what in the world is going on hey are you trying to shoot my gorilla no I just put him to sleep look he’s sleeping right now A why’ you do

That Sor baby I wanted to keep punching him oh wait there’s still a small gorilla I want to try playing with this one and wait where is the small gorilla wait did it escape this is not a gorilla this is just a monkey and oh yeah right monkey not gorilla wait this monkey

Looks pretty nice I want to hug him wait D baby I think you hugged him a little bit tooo hard e oh my God anyway uh what What’s the next what’s the next step of this tour you guys are way too soft uh uh well anyways the next step of this

Tour is I guess the go-kart track yet is the best part of the entire house here everyone hop into a go-kart all right well I’ll get in this one hey no get out that’s my go-kart what fine good I want to see next to my dad oh boy I can’t

Wait to win for the third time and wait that’s you got to beat the speaker baby guy he’s been winning a lot recently oh yeah no problem that it should be easy there’s no way that you guys are going to beat me I’m going to get my third win

Okay we’ll see about that but anyways here everyone line up let’s go in three 2 1 go I’m going no I got stuck go go go go go go go stuck let’s go let’s go wait guys I think I’m in the lead this is no problem let’s go and there we go I’m

Already at the drop and I’m already at the Finish Line wo I won oh come on what there’s no way but I did that it looks cool I didn’t even see you at the drop speaker man I was there I I was just ahead of all of you all right all right

Well it doesn’t matter who won you know it was a pretty close race but uh wait where’s Dash baby at dad help help I’m stuck on the top of the track no wait what wait he’s stuck on the top of the truck wait everyone come on we have to

Go get him what I told you this wasn’t safe Dad Dad come help me I scare you up here and wait where is he hold on hold on I wait is that him right over there how did you get up there oh no oh no come down here come down here what are

You doing up above the track it looked funny I wanted to go up there but thanks for saving me what in the world oh my gosh okay don’t go off the track how did you even get up here I don’t worry about it well I guess let’s just look at the

Next part of the tour this feels dangerous and yeah that sounds good well I’ll meet you guys down by the bottom I just got to turn around and away I go W okay that was pretty fast all right well here everyone follow me to the next part

Of the Tour all right all right well anyways everyone follow me right up this way Dash baby this is your bedroom up here I’m going to show it to you it’s right over here what do you think uh wait are you serious what is this wait what do you mean there’s your

Bedroom it’s pretty nice right we got the purple beds we got the lanterns up here and then we got the tables for if you want to put stuff on the tables uh yeah yeah that’s cool but that’s not the problem though why are there purple bad

Uh wait what what do you mean yeah see even he agrees purple’s the worst color red is such a better color wait what did you say red is the best color e red is disgusting and oh there we go yeah I mean he’s right about that red is a

Pretty disgusting color yeah it’s obviously orange orange is the best color you know what I think about the color red this is what I think about the color red come here wait is that a flamethrower Dash where didd you get that from Dash what have you been teaching him uh I didn’t

Teach him anything I don’t know where he got that from hey what are you doing get your son under control Dash baby you need to stop that right now come over here uh um I don’t think he’s listening to you dash baby what are you doing how

Do you have a flamethrower where do you even find that oh don’t worry about it someone gave it to me who gave it to you oh we had some exchanges what all right now where’s the speaker man at uh uh wait speaker man did you hide where are

You yeah I’m hiding uh okay good yeah just stay hidden I don’t like Dash baby is up to this wait a minute I smell speaker man he’s over here I’m getting him did he just sniff you out in the world I can’t get out of your stupid

House because of the ugly detector wait just close the door and that made me stop oh I ran out of gas oh my gosh thank goodness uh okay speaker man you should be good now he ran out of gas but there so much fire in my house now and

Few oh my gosh I had to run everywhere to outrun the fire and I think I gave myself a tour there and oh yeah I guess you guys already saw the next room which is the Water Park area over here but yeah there’s the water slide and oh my

Gosh it’s literally on fire what in the world fire slide yippe and oh be careful over there Dash baby that was so much fun at least it’s a better color it’s orange now e no orange is disgusting I’m going to go break all this fire and oh

Yeah actually I guess that’s a good thing yeah thanks for breaking the fire oh my gosh Dash does your kid like any colors I like the color maroon wait what is maroon um maroon is like a reddish brown I think yeah it’s like what my base is made of that’s exactly what

Maroon is all right well anyways I think you guys have already seen everything in my house up here Dash baby uh why don’t you go up over here into your bedroom and oh my God there’s so much fire up here hopefully it doesn’t spread but uh

Yeah uh I think we should just move on with the next door oh my gosh there’s so much fire and yeah just stay in your bedroom all right but I’m changing these beds first these things are disgusting and oh uh okay yeah you do whatever

Let’s just go on to the next tour I think your kid was even crazier than mine and yeah I think so he literally had a flamethrower all right well anyway I think my tour is next right and oh yeah I guess we can check out your house

Next I’m so excited to see what you have inside cuz I have like no clue that means we’re saving the best for last so I’m going last no we’re you know best is third so we’re just going to do this one that is not a saying no one’s ever said

That ever well I just did so get over it uh okay well uh let’s get started all right well speaker baby are you ready for this awesome tour oh yeah and uh wait is that what your kid sounds like uh yeah and wait I this is going to be

Hard to talk to two speaker babies at the same time you could be speaker man baby and you could be speaker baby there we go wait why dides he get the man title oh he’s gone through the training uh you’ll see speaker man it’s in the name um well this is a pretty

Interesting though yeah wait where do we start first well uh we’ll start over here by the kitchen uh it’s just a normal kitchen where’s the ovens uh there’s not really a need for ovens because all that’s here is Apples you know what they say and that with they St

Your away what my pops told me you got to learn them well but anyway you guys should probably grab like a stack of each you’re going to need it uh yeah gross I’m not touching those wait why do you even need apples you’ll see these apples look like they’re poison they’re

So gross oh just eat one of them they’re so awesome no thanks very rich in vitamin C and uh I think I’ll save mine for later if I get hungry but anyways what’s the next part of the tour oh wait yeah that reminds me let me just do this

And everyone needs to be in survival for this entire tour and uh wait why do we have to be in survival sounds like a trap oh I’m ready for this point yeah see he’s ready uh but we’ll start over here first we’ll do the fun stuff uh

Here we have a bounce Castle you know for some fun if you just want to relax and oh yeah bouny castle that’s pretty cool and normal I guess this was specifically made for recreational purposes specifically for exercise okay yeah and over here uh we have like a little maze to uh help

Understand you know pathf Finding you could just come over here and run through the entire Maze and there’s a bunch of like obstacles you got to run through it’s pretty short I don’t think this is a maze yeah it’s mostly an obstacle course I make speaker man baby

Run it 100 times a day for training wait what 100 times time to day does I get tiring I like the mental burn it gives my cereus Coro yeah see he’s learned a lot from uh doing this every day but over here guys is where the real fun

Begins uh just come over here and grab yourself a jetpack jetpack oh yeah uh wait why do we need jetpacks oh well you need it for this awesome obstacle course four jetpacks where you’ve got to fly through the entire course and try not to get stuck or hit by obstacles and who

Wait hold on this seems a little bit dangerous though what happens if we hit the obstacles and you hit your head you just got to get better seriously just do better wait this seems kind of dangerous and oh gosh oh gosh I got to be careful

I don’t want to hit my head anywhere come on and okay wait did I make it yep you made it guys I’m stuck wait are you going through the cups what are you doing is that not what you’re supposed to do no there’s holes on this side I

Know I’m stuck you’re a bunch of Amit let me show you how the pr I am not an amateur I messed up a little bit see I’m through all right well now that you’re all here this is where the real fun begins and wao wait you have a go-kart

Track as well but wait hold on this doesn’t look nearly as good as mine my go-kart track is way better but your holding it well yeah the track needs to have a challenge oh yeah let’s have a little bit of fun uh okay I guess I’m

Ready this is so strange all right well we’ll go in three 2 1 go go go go go all right all right let’s go wait hold I think I’m in the lead but wait how do we get up here this flaming arrows made you build your goart track completely wrong

What is this what I thought it could go up blocks uh no it cannot go up blocks wait why are there fire arrows here it’s an obstacle course uh let’s just uh you know like grab our go-karts and go up here well I guess that settles it dashes

Go-kart track is better yeah this is terrible yeah but we have to lift up our go-karts to get up the stairs okay that is a pretty bad user experience but let’s just keep going like the way that the go it increases my muscle size it’s good for recreation why does that baby

Talk like that I have no idea seced baby has a very interesting voice oh and this is the end to the go-kart track and uh you guys might want to get ready for this and uh wait what’s this part we’re in survival again oh what is going on oh

Nothing you might just need what’s in this chest and wait what what inside of this chest and oh armor I guess I’ll go ahead and grab some of this and wait are those we zombies oh gosh oh gosh wait what’s going on a I didn’t even put on

Armor yet quick Qui Qui everyone put on your armor we got to get rid of these guys come on come on oh now I have to eat these disgusting apples and oh gosh oh gosh I’m getting c as well see this is why we needed this survival experience it’s what happens if you

Don’t eat your apples apples are gross I am not eating those things oh my gosh oh my gosh these things are so scary quick take them all out your apples that make you super strong and okay there we go I think we just took got all of them and

That’s it oh yes nothing like a kick butt in the morning what is the world okay well what’s the next part the next part is the final part and up here it is and this is the bedroom why does the bedroom look like this and yeah like

This isn’t a bedroom this is like a bed platform what why are there security cameras everywhere I call this the master bedroom this is just a room with beds this is barely a bedroom I let speaker man baby design this this is all his idea I’ve crafted all these beds in

This specific pattern so that way I can increase my growth this is all made specifically for minimalistic design only for function over F okay well is that your entire tour yep that’s it and I think I had the most normal baby out of all of us so far Uh I that baby is

Not normal learn from the best yeah see guys I told you but anyway um it’s time for the final tour and the worst let’s go to see your house Speaker baby it is not going to be the worst tour the worst tour was this one I am honored that you

Came to visit our humble abod now I will take a deep happy web good day to you all okay you have fun with that let’s just go to sneaker Baby’s house I’m glad I didn’t grow up like that guy oh as soon as we get home I’m putting all

These things in our house no you are not and okay well let’s just get on with the next tour and who okay your house is literally a cake I’m curious to see what you have inside of here uh obviously the most essential things for surviving a natural disaster well show us the inside

All right well here we go we just open up the doors and well here is my baby wa he’s so small yeah wait I didn’t know that they made people smaller than you I said nothing to make fun of Stuart remember fine we’ll stop making fun of

Him but uh where do we start with your tour well how about this I’ll let you guys pick your room we can either go right to the Cake Factory or left to the game room and what you really built a cake factory uh I guess let’s go to the

Game room first yeah let’s go to the fun area hey cakes are fun but over here we have a bunch of laptops where we can do our games or we have arcade machines okay okay this area looks pretty nice there’s a bunch of gam for player like

Pac-Man and Tetris and unlike you dash my baby actually knows how to play Tetris and wait what there is no way this guy knows how to play Tetris I’m probably better than him yeah I totally know how to play Tetris oh yeah well how

About we do a Tetris 1 V one here I’ll go in this machine over here and you go in another one all right I have this one right here all right all right well here let’s get started in 3 2 1 let’s go and

Here let me rotate this so I can make my tower even taller come on dash that’s not how you play Tetris I told you I’m telling you that’s how you play and boom there we go I won I just built the tall tower that’s not how you play Tetris

You’re not supposed to hit the top all right I’m done sending emails to all my business employes but I guys is this all this room has besides the laptops and the arcade machines that’s all there is for this room all right well I guess the

Cake room is next and oh yeah let’s go check out the cake room I want to see how you made a cake factory yeah this is my favorite room in the house and it’s speaker baby baby’s favorite room as well wo look at all that baking in the

Bag and wo yeah you have like a whole farm and everything in here this area is actually pretty cool yeah and over here’s the employee that makes sure that all the cakes get made make more cakes faster and oh wait is he punching the employee that doesn’t seem very nice

That’s speaker baby baby calm down the cakes are going yeah but I want more cakes now he doesn’t know that there’s like a bunch of cakes at the bottom and wait what there’s a bunch of cakes at the bottom wo you have like a whole cake collection system down here wo yeah

There’s a whole restaurant at the bottom we’ll get there all right well what’s the next thing well over here there’s a room that we definitely should not go into cuz speaker baby baby cannot control himself and wait do not enter that’s a lot of do not enter signs I’m

Going to go inside no stier baby get out wait come back oh okay I guess we’re just going in here now what is all this at nothing I don’t mind this scker baby baby get out of here right now is this a nuke Silo uh no this room is nothing

Everyone get out this room is just decoration speaker baby why do you have this room it’s just decoration did you not hear me uh yeah decoration that looks awfully like a nuke uh but anyway what else do we have in this tour oh well if we come down here we can go

Downstairs and oh yeah can we see that restaurant that you were talking about I’m curious to see what that looks like yeah I’m hungry oh yeah it’s just right over here and here is all of the cakes at the cake restaurant and wa okay I’m not going to lie this area actually does

Look pretty cool cake I want cake be all the cake speaker baby baby get out of there right now don’t eat all the cake and wa is he eating all the I’m not sure if that’s very healthy speaker baby baby get down right now I’m eating all of the

Cake you ciss on me speaker baby if speaker baby baby is your baby then is that speaker baby baby’s Grandpa wait I don’t want to think about that I do I am way too young to be a grandpa that is technically true yeah I don’t want to think about it either

Speak stop eating all that cake get down well wait okay he is actually going crazy on this cake uh is it safe to be inside of this machine over here yeah it’s just a jumper for all the C being produced but speaker baby get out of

There right now fine fine sorry I was hungry all right well now that we’re done with all that unhealthiness what’s this over here is this buer cars wa yeah this is buper cars it’s like the second best part of my house the second best but buer cards are so awesome yeah but

So is a cake factory yeah and wait there’s not enough for everyone oh well here I can sit out this round because I’ve played it so much speaker baby go have fun oh I’m definitely going to win oh you guys are going down pop taught me

Some tricks and wait what Tye of Tricks wait did he just break his own car Wait does he have lightning weapons I think I did the maneuver wrong but you guys are still going down come here and a what the he’s got a lightning Blaster a

Lightning Giant on the loose R oh god oh go I’m out of here car come back here speaker man speaker baby why do you keep giving everyone weapons first Dash baby and now your own baby listen I’m telling you it’s what babies really want I mean

I would want one see uh no you can’t be giving babies weapons that’s a horrible idea I can’t take this anymore I’m going to blow up that TNT wait no speaker baby come back come back come back don’t do don’t do touch that stop it stop it wait

Is he blowing up the TNT um guys we should run we should run right now that’s my that’s my qu wow out oh my gosh he just blew up the entire house oh my gosh speaker baby baby are you serious sorry I just wanted to see what

Would happen what in the world and okay at least the nuke didn’t go off guys what that sound I found a button and I pushed it wait I think the nuke is about to go up we better get out of here wait close the doors get out guys I think he

Pushed the launch button we got to get out of here everyone get on have a Dash’s house it should be the safest one yeah wait here let’s see what happens oh no my cake I worked so hard on that wait I think I see something blowing up

Inside and oh yeah okay well uh speaker baby your house uh definitely got destroyed oh no there’s all my hard work gone well I think we just set a new record for the most misbehaved baby uh wait a minute guys I think we forgot about the natural disaster there’s a

Tornado going on oh gosh go oh gosh oh gosh I’m going inside of my house I’ll see you guys let me in Das let me in quick quick quick get in in okay uh it looks like my baby’s okay uh what in the world is going up there’s

A tornado I’m fine inside my house it’s actually calm in here yeah me too Dash your house is getting torn apart oh wait my house is getting kind of destroyed one in the world uh dad I don’t think you should have used wood uh yeah it’s a

Little bit too late for that now quick everyone head into this room over here the most reinforced one should have build a base like mine oh gosh I hope my baby is doing all right oh yeah what even happened to your baby I don’t know

I think he just lit off the TNT and ran away my roof is being torn apart oh gosh oh gosh yeah this isn’t good my house is also taking a lot of damage but hey at least my baby is still alive Dash look on top of the roof the gorilla is there

And wait what the gorilla is there oh gosh well I’m sorry Mr gorilla oh gosh I just hope my baby is all right guys I found another button and wait what I think your baby is more than all right wait guys what’s going on everyone duck

For cover oh I think he found the other button in my base wait what’s going on Dad oh gosh oh gosh everyone watch out all guys I’m pretty sure there going to be an unnatural disaster oh gosh oh gosh everyone get ready wait what’s happening

Oh my gosh what in the world wait my house is fine my baby wait that’s your house actually survived a little bit I’m alive and oh my gosh everything just got destroyed what in the world that was pretty crazy and if you want to watch the next video then click on the video

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