US Presidients Play Minecraft Sky Dungeon 1-3

Boys let’s hop on Minecraft what are we going to do on Minecraft today shut up Obama stop asking questions and get on the realm we have a new map to play this is going to be fun whoa where are we it first of all I thought we were going to

Play only the three of us who invited Michelle and Jill hahaha so funny Trump are you already starting with this so This is called Sky dungeon basically we are on an island right now but we do have multiple other islands that we can explore we also have planes that can be

Explored spaceships and other cool stuff wow that sounds cool yeah I know now let’s get actually to do something yeah Joe why are you sitting around do something you old head I’m going to try and take Michelle out so we can have something to eat we should start by

Getting some wood so we can make tools all right say less hopefully our viewers are going to like this series leave your thoughts in the comments after you see the video or even right now yep you know me guys I always read all the comments

Me too who are you lying Joe we all know you can’t even read if I’m lying then what are you doing what do you mean I’ve always told the truth I keep it 100. you keep it 100 uh yes then keep it 100 when you talk about Michelle too we all know

It’s written Michael on that ID document one more joke about my wife and I’m going to don’t even make me go there going to what call for the Hulk you have him in your contacts named Michelle in case you forgot hey guys enough let’s stop don’t tell me to stop I didn’t say

[ __ ] hey Biden did you make those tools and why the [ __ ] are you breaking trees with a stick are you sick in the head Joe hey bro don’t hit me let me make a crafting tip what are you doing oh run she’s going to sting me Obama look who

We are playing with I know Trump I know Joe has like a five-year-old brain and an 80 year old body it’s insane move Joe this is my tree oh [ __ ] you shut up idiot you better start chopping and stop chatting before I get mad oh no Joe is

Mad actually now this is my tree too guys just so you know I’m starting to mine finally Obama you are doing something useful hey bro when you get iron and [ __ ] you should make us armor and tools so what you’re saying is that I do all the work and you guys get the

Loot for free I mean if you want to put it like that basically yes bro wow nice at least y’all are honest okay Joe let’s start making a bridge to another Island and you Obama why did you cover your entrance what I didn’t cover it it was

You Trump didn’t I tell you to shoot oh my bad nice bro look where I spawn what the what are you doing there I don’t know but look at this I’m the parkour master so I’m here mining my ass off to make armor for all of us and you guys

Are having fun making parkour nice you come on Joe he’s right let’s do something actually let’s break inside this [ __ ] what is this what what are all of these buttons I don’t know maybe oh wow nice why the [ __ ] did I just lost all the things I had in my

Inventory oh my don’t tell me we had to press that before we even started yeah I think we did have to do that why we didn’t spawn there in the first place I don’t know but let’s not waste any more time and get some blocks and make a

Bridge to another Island I had enough okay I’m gonna go back to my Mining and you guys make that bridge okay Biden go and start that bridge right now I’m making this small farm of chicken so we don’t run out of food uh yeah one second

Bro I was doing that just that something happened how the [ __ ] did you manage to fall I don’t know bro I forgot I had to press shift it’s not my fault then whose fault is it are you dumb it’s Obama’s fault what what did I do are you high on

Crack Joe go and get some wood for the third time Joe while you do that I’m going to continue this bridge that you started all right say less you Obama where you at with that iron I just found some iron good hope you already have

Enough to make us armor I think the age is getting to you too Trump if I told you I just got iron how can I already have enough for armor your old hit I ran out of wood come and get me some so I can finish this bridge no need to give

You the wood if I started this let me finish it go and make a bridge to another Island just shut up and take a look at the bridge from under come on bro really this is the fourth time I need to get wood because I lose my inventory go ask Obama for Cobblestone

And stop crying and build a bridge to that ice Island over there and what are you doing now you still need that wood to finish off the bridge at this point this is straight up robbery bro you all want the iron I have and now even the Cobblestone okay bro chill I wasn’t

About to ask you for any Cobblestone I’m going to chop off the only tree that remained here and I’m going to chop off your balls just like they did to Michelle if you throw me one more time out of the map okay damn I won’t do it

Again chill out hey Obama here’s a flower sorry bro for what I said to Michelle can I get my Cobblestone please just take it and leave I don’t want to see your rusty ass face here thank you Obama you should you shoot it too why for not throwing

Your ass for the fifth time out of the map with all that cobblestone on you you Trump I forgot to ask why did you make that video talking about my decision to run for re-election in 2024. bro I’ve told you like 100 times before you are literally the worst president that ever

Existed I don’t know if you are aware of what are you doing in that office or if you just sign [ __ ] that your advisors tell you to sign to be honest sometimes I’d be signing on my own but 99 of the time you are right I get told what to do

Then why would you ask me the reason for that video because I get it I might be the worst president ever but come on bro you don’t have to embarrass me publicly how else would I make them to vote for me again um I don’t know by sticking to your

Words funny thing you said that didn’t you say that you will tax the billionaires or something and never did come on bro all three of us said things before and never did it it’s part of being the president what don’t say all three of us when did I do that uh Obama

Let’s see uh maybe when you said you were going to bring peace and all you did was to bring bombs to countries left and right with a special delivery taking as a tip the oil they have oh yeah you’re right what a great time was that

Can I get the Cobblestone you have so I can finally finish that bridge there is no wood left on this island here take it and stop hitting me thanks Obama where are you at Joe I almost finished just so you know boys I don’t have enough iron

To even make a flint and steel so take your mind away from that armor come on bro you had one job I still need blocks this island is so far I should have called Elon to give us the Starship for this episode it’s getting dark so be

Aware of the mobs we should be the ones who are scared of the mobs me and you Trump Obama when he sees the Endermans go and dap them up and tell jokes to each other they are long lost cousins you know what else is long and lost what

Obama amazed me my foot in your ass I told you to stop making these types of jokes hey yo which foot we all know you have three legs for Joe my right one and for his wife my third one with Obama you can never joke about anything but he can

Talk [ __ ] about you all the time isn’t that ironic yo I’m in this Village and it’s packed up with food and villagers y’all should come here hold up fat ass I finally got on this island look bro there are emeralds everywhere and you can use them to buy different things

From these fat noses I found some chests too but they only got food and coal in here we got beds here so if you come we could sleep I got beds here too why would I come there or do you want to sleep together come on Joe enough with

That us stuff what you are the one who said that what is Obama even doing hello are you still here uh I think we have a problem what happened now at this moment there are more mobs outside than cities I’ve bombed in both of my presidential

Terms damn that sounds like a lot what are you doing where are you that doesn’t just sound like a lot that is a lot Trump did you hear what he said my boy said cities not countries that’s like uncountable can someone come and help me

To get on one of those islands Joe I can’t I’m in the same situation as Obama it’s a riot outside this house or Igloo whatever this is both of you are some it can’t be that I’m sure Trump come and see with your eyes I don’t I don’t even have anything

To fight them if I had a sword I would have been back already all right it was helpful thank you shut up us need to make a sword okay let’s go I’m not a little girl like Obama I’m coming back on my own thank you Joe I

Thought I was about to turn into Batman and save both of you from those mobs hey bro don’t get too excited I still need help yeah forget what I was saying Trump what were you talking about Batman I think you should call Michelle to make her angry a little bit so she can

Transform and then team up with the Hulk to come and save both of us I can’t believe I’m playing Minecraft with you guys I’m coming right now one two three four five six seven eight what are you doing I’m counting so I don’t fall asleep while I wait for you all right

Shut up sleepy Joe here it goes damn there is a lot of them ah [ __ ] go ah come on I’m coming Obama get out of the house you should get inside so you can heal then we go I’m right outside of the Joe you are banned what did I even do

That’s my exact point what do you even do I’m over here trying to save both of you all while you were sitting in an igloo Obama’s doing the exact same thing no I’m not how you not hey crackhead I’m doing my best all right if you wanted to

Do your best you would have called for a drone strike to clear this whole island up making this [ __ ] the floating Yemen bro just look how many of them are outside I don’t even have enough missiles Obama drop your set real quick in front of them what do you mean don’t

Give it attention Obama lil bro doesn’t know Michelle is from oblach and she’s about that life at this point what isn’t Michelle she’s a gang member The Incredible Hulk Ronnie Coleman what else bro okay I’m coming back for a second try if I die this time too

Know that it’s a it’s up what it’s up my foot in your ass come on Joe really nobody even asked you anything why did you feel the need to say that sorry I had to get my get back you told me the same thing a couple of minutes ago try

Something new next time come on Trump already oh [ __ ] what did you do I fell from a high place cool that you know how to read I saw that in the chat too dummy then why would you ask I guess the proper question was how but anyway I

Forgot to ask you why do you have that username oh so I wanted to have it free try Trump but I misspelt it and I typed by mistake feet rump Donald can you hurry if you save us now I will give you a coupon to eat for free at Popeyes for

The rest of the year [ __ ] why didn’t you say that in the first place Watch How I beat these stupid mobs bare-handed now I’m waiting for you this time try to not get sniped by a skeleton this is easy these mobs are noobs look how I get

Through them no issue okay come in the house I’m here fast let me get upstairs wait I’m breaking this wood ah come on Obama it’s about to kill me go go upstairs and don’t hit me idiot finally bro after I heal let’s go straight to you one dumb bald head how did you

Manage to die how did I manage maybe if you killed that skeleton it wouldn’t have happened this is for Real the last time I’m coming there if we fail one more time I’m deleting the realm these Pricks are good at nothing fake ass friends bro why didn’t you break the

Wood help me get up ah [ __ ] I missed clicked great now you’re going to burn down the whole island yep that’s it say your goodbyes I’m shutting this [ __ ] down I told you guys this is going to turn in the Yemen Island hold on Trump I

Died too come here to the bridge and give me some blocks to get up here take this wow and once again I was left behind so nice of you boys can you stop stop crying like a little baby Joe I’m on my way to get you out of there too

For what I did today I need from both of you a four-hour televised campaign telling people to vote for me in 2024 and from the ones that watch the video right now A like And subscribe please yep and don’t forget what Biden said in the beginning comment down if you like

This video so far and if we should continue the series why did you ask me to bring you you blocks if you had all this dirt over here come on put that half of a brain to work for one time Brody one time uh I thought about it but

I was too lazy you were too lazy okay we don’t got time for this let’s sit down you old fossil I’m out see you next time hey Obama let’s bomb this realm boys get on the realm we need to have another session of Minecraft sky dungeon yes

Finally I’ve been waiting to play this again yep maybe this time you guys don’t leave me all alone on another Island like you did in the last episode but let’s hop on oh look where we at Joe what are you doing come on oh what am I

Doing I’m trying to get on the bridge but what about you stop punching me once I get there all right you see Obama come and help me Trump is trolling shut up Joe go and take your pills shut up Joe oh okay where are you even I’m on the

Island that has ice on it and I’m trying to get on the bridge but someone is not letting me that someone has a name you idiot oh yeah I forgot Donald fat ass Trump and the nominee for the worst joke of the year goes to all didn’t intend to

Do that I didn’t intend either to call the judge right this second and send you to jail for 134 years without parole come on bro do you hate me that much right now yes I do and guess what Jill is still ugly what does my wife have to

Do with all of this you sick monster give me my items back hold on stop hitting me I’m gonna give it to you give it now I don’t have time to waste hey where are you running come back all right all right chill here take them that’s right I need all of them

Including my food no good luck you dumb [ __ ] I’m joking I’m joking take it and come with me to get some blocks so we can actually get out of here I was about to say like did you guys move there come on we have here on this island all that

We need nah it’s just Joe with his half a brain that makes everything more complicated what did I do now you keep getting in my face like a dog that wants attention I’m not a dog you idiot I’m a human being I don’t think you fit the

Human being criteria then where do I fit the walking fossil criteria at least I identify as something you alien look alike fat ass wait for me when you build to get on the bridge I don’t think I have enough blocks yeah yeah yeah for sure really what did I just tell you

Throw me some blocks once you are done shut up all right that was it I had enough have fun running there where are you at Trump I will be in that Village in two seconds what have you been doing uh nothing really I’ve been waiting for

You guys yeah the problem it’s with Joe let’s see if he can get where he was heading at still in Discord with y’all and I can hear what both of you are saying yo Obama I’m really impressed why you have been on this island all by yourself for

Some time and it’s still intact no bomb craters and villagers are still here unexpected do you know what else is unexpected what else for you to be the president of this country again from a jail cell jokes on you buddy there is actually a law that allows me to do that

And about those bomb craters it was hard to get TNT otherwise this [ __ ] would have been Yemen remastered oh nice where are you Joe I’m coming right now why are all the chests empty before I came to the rescue last time I emptied every single chest they had crazy [ __ ] here I

Even found an Ender eye I don’t know what should we do with it maybe stick it in Joe’s ass yeah if I throw it it’s going to go there by itself anyway straight to the end portal hey bro come on that’s not cool shut up and come here

Already we’ve been waiting for years what are we doing now well I have 18 emeralds I want to see what I can buy with them from these villagers here I can tell you what you can’t buy though what Joe let’s hear it your president spot back isn’t that what you did you

Literally bought votes and rigged the election yeah but I think the method has been patched well I know one method that hasn’t been patched what method the one where you get ran over by a truck when you candidate again in 2024 so I can take your spot with ease oh I know

Another method too let’s hear it the one where I call Obama to help me with a drone strike at your house Hey Joe chill out before I take those pills from you hard Mission Brody if you want to do that you’ll need to first get in the

White House and you can’t really get here it’s a reason the house has that name here we go again with those jokes Joe you are so dumb in every way you fried [ __ ] come on bro we are just joking around you always take it too seriously yeah joking around huh wait

Until I see you in person Biden we’ll see how you were joking then you boys forget about that come here and look I think I see a plane Wing or something I don’t know what that is where are you I’m here crackhead right behind you look

I’m jumping oh I didn’t see you where’s the plane here come with me it’s right there where can’t you see it are you dumb he might have his render distance low oh yeah you’re right I forgot Obama is playing on a laptop hold up maybe if

I get closer Obama you have no idea how much I’m keeping myself from not punching you right now to throw you out of the map all right everybody should get to work now and start getting blocked so we can build a bridge there a bridge to where no [ __ ] shut up and get

To mining bro you’re getting on my nerves okay damn chill and Mining can’t you see Obama what is your stupid ass doing hello he might be AFK oh yeah okay Obama wake your ugly ass up and get to mining we have to make a bridge bro why

Are you hitting me I was on the phone with Michelle what does that [ __ ] want first of all she’s a queen not a [ __ ] and she asked me what I want to eat at dinner you’re going to eat my fist for dinner if you don’t help us build that

Thing I’m getting dirt right now chill out old man I’m not the old man here I think you forgot about Joe why do you always have to bring me up every time do you really love me Trump yeah I love you so much that I would trade you for a bag

Of chips and a Big Mac Wow that’s tough you have you guys seen that drone strike attempt on Putin in Kremlin crazy stuff right that’s all you have to say we are on the verge of world war three and my boy says crazy stuff right as the United

States President I don’t know what else should I say bro if you saw right now a bomb coming directly at the White House that’s what you’re going to say crazy stuff right no I would probably call Obama first to see if maybe he’s playing around again

And then if it’s not him I would kind of panic yeah and call one of my advisors to see what do I need to do yo boys since it will take some time to get all the blocks we need I say that we cut the video directly to when we are ready to

Build the bridge yeah I agree me too damn you all move fast I’m coming right now with some wood look at Biden bro why are you breaking the bridge so Trump can’t get here it’s our plane now stop it Joe if you keep trolling we are not going to do anything productive this

Bridge is going to take a while to be built well yeah because look at Obama he’s moving like a snail let me do it all right bro go and do it let’s see how fast you are if we move quickly we can get it done in a couple of minutes yeah

And if you don’t throw me out of the map again for the 839 time I won’t do it you scared [ __ ] I’m not scared I’m just tired of it I’m tired of you being tired Joe I’m tired of you being tired of um wait what were we talking about come

Here and give me some blocks I ran out of them and what is that that you built on the stairs that is the Obama blocker so he can’t get here anymore it’s our plane now what in the actual didn’t you just say that before for Trump when you

Were breaking the Bridge wait did Joe be honest did you take your pills uh I don’t think so that’s the thing with Alzheimer you can forget if you took them or not yo Obama give me your blocks too and yeah just that Mr and harder for him why are you calling

Me by that name because it is your name oh why are you hitting me so you move you don’t need to be all in my face otherwise I can’t build I think we need more blocks than we have now to build this entire Bridge so go and get to

Digging dirt what are you waiting for I’m waiting on Melania to get it for me you scum keep my wife out of it oh but when you guys make fun of Michelle every day it’s cool huh I said the word wife not husband and just for your knowledge

We finished so I just went back for nothing basically if you want to ah [ __ ] what nothing I just felt what I was saying is that basically um just come on the plane bro hurry up should I share with you some pills Donnie nah I’m good you should share

Some with yourself I should share some with myself hold up don’t hit me I have one HP bro please okay I won’t let’s see what’s inside this plane we’ll see what’s inside the plane if Obama gets here faster I’m here come on okay I’ll start by breaking this quartz or

Whatever it is with my hand because nobody thought to bring a pickaxe oh wow look what we have here bro it looks like the plane still has passengers in it yo there’s a lot of them what can we do now we don’t have any weapons ah come on

Really look at Obama he’s a little bit she barricaded himself with dirt they are armed and Angry Joe if you keep talking maybe they run away how would they run away because of that does your breath stank here is where the action starts we need to fight all of them what

Can it be in this plane that is so protected and why there are so many mobs first of all we need swords so we can actually stand a chance against them and beds you should get a bed from the village and put it on the plane so we

Have the spawn point here wow Joe congrats for the first time today you said something that doesn’t make me want to evaporate you evaporate what type of word is that no way you just asked that chill bro I was just kidding I obviously know what that word means then what does

It mean the meaning of evaporate is to convert into vapor also to dissipate or Draw off in Vapor or fumes you see I’m not dumb did you just search it up on Google you have no proof of that isn’t that a word that you learn in the first

Grade Joe what were you doing in school and that’s the reason why this old head uses teleprompters even when he orders food okay I use them and what is your problem I’m not saying anything bad I’m just pointing out the obvious then point out the obvious that you are using a wig

What nah that came out of nowhere just like those charges you have and just like this right hook that’s going to put you to sleep for good your Trump give me a weapon please I got none here Obama talking about sleep today is one of those days where I only slept like 13

Hours to be honest only 13 hours it’s like how am I functioning with only 13 hours of sleep Joe that question about how you are functioning has been around since you were the president and it ain’t about sleep it’s in general the question about why you are so Orange has

Been around since you were the president too because Jill likes it like that here we go again involving our wives in this Obama drops shut up and take it oh thank you will these creatures ever end how many of them are there look I just died

Again wow I don’t know but I have a feeling that if we don’t find anything valuable here I’m going to blow not only this plane not only the village island but the whole realm now if we’re doing this for no reason I’m going to be mad too what are these flying things boys

Come and help me fast come on Barrick help us where you at I’m looting right now what I lost you guys got it yeah we got it hey bro look if we die one more time I say we call it a day and we get

Off I can’t anymore I feel like my eyes are about to fall it has to be a big treasure or chest somewhere in this plane hey Obama what do you want you are the treasure bro nah that’s insane someone gave Biden the wrong pills thank

You bro and you are my key to the treasure both of you are blocked come on Trump have some fun oh I’m having so much fun no way this was the last floor of this plane it was and we didn’t find anything that’s it give me the TNT now

Chill Obama no there is no chill I just lost all this time for literally nothing give me TNT or I’m getting in the cockpit piloting This Plane directly in the island I can’t that’s it bro I’m not doing it anymore well this was fun we just wasted some hours from our life on

Minecraft that we could never get back trying to find a treasure that doesn’t exist bro at least if we had like a chest full of diamonds or something maybe there is but we didn’t search enough you never know well one thing is certain I’m not searching anymore I

Won’t say this was necessarily wasted time if you look at it from an outer perspective we spent time together as friends so for me it isn’t wasted time lil bro turned on the teleprompter Biden been going through mood swings he might be bipolar I’m not that’s what a Bipolar

Person would say even when I’m talking nice about you you’re still doing this with or without a teleprompter he really said some genuine stuff Trump you can’t lie true I like this side of you Joe guess what I don’t care little bro have a good day because you all made mine

Worse wow I’m going back to the Village The Village saved these emeralds also we forgot to tell the people to please subscribe to the channel yeah please drop a like And subscribe if you like this series Trump I’m out too maybe we can play golf sometime next week for

Sure Obama I’m going to give you a call when I’m out guys I think it’s time to get on Minecraft what are we playing today Minecraft Joe didn’t you hear I was asking what minigame we are playing Sky dungeon so come on already what should we do today anything but to get

Back on that plane that was a nightmare we lost so much time on that plane for no reason at least we have those emeralds yeah about that I fell out of the map with them no way we should make a bridge to the next Island yeah there

Is one with sand on it near the first island we spawned on oh yeah I remember I’m surprised then let’s get some blocks for the bridge why are you surprised Trump I’m surprised that you are still alive and talking to be honest me too that technology that you get access to

Once you or the president can keep you alive No Cap yeah it can either keep you alive or be used to create nuclear weapons and bombs like you damn shut up already bro I fell out of the map again and while you’re telling me to shut up I

Don’t know you’re talking too much and I can’t focus I was having a conversation with Obama wait hold up nah I still don’t care maybe you will when I throw your ass in the prison come on boys chill you should chill you think that I

Should chill the [ __ ] did I do do you all know what else I was thinking about what to ask our viewers to please cribe and drop a like so they can be the first ones here next time we upload how many blocks do we need I think we’re gonna

Need some Stacks I already have some wood I’m going to get dirt right now one of you should start the bridge and if you need blocks call me and I’m going to bring you wait hold up a second Trump what do you want can you please hand me

Some food I’m starving here take it old head thank you bro what I would have done without you that’s what I’m saying I need some wood so I can make my tools actually you have wood give me a couple of planks bro please take them and let’s

Go we have a lot of work to do I’m glad you realize that come on I’m already getting dirt stop stalling bro thinks he’s useful and you still think that people are going to vote for you in 2024. one more year Biden that’s it one

More year and what one more year and I’m going to take your spot say goodbye to that office why both of you are telling me that I can’t be the president anymore what do you want from us bro to sit here and lie to you no I didn’t say that I

Mean it wouldn’t be bad if you did but come on I don’t know what pills you took today bro but man they made you halluc [ __ ] are you talking about fences I don’t know who’s hallucinating chance you idiot I don’t stand a chance oh my no Joe you don’t then what makes you

Think that you do I’m literally the oldest president that has ever been in this country exactly what are you saying bro thinks that’s a flex that means that I have the most experience and I’m the one with the most knowledge nobody wants a dinosaur as a president so I’m not

Even going to talk about one with the half-working brain that snorts every day dead like Mary Jane stuttering like an AK reading of teleprompters the wrong way rigging votes got you winning on the election day that got advisors who tell him what to say damn bro you didn’t have

To cook him like that that’s it I’m done stop playing with me Biden you can’t 1v1 me and roast some cooking your ass every time pause both of you come and give me some blocks I’m about to run out of them move Obama ah stop hitting me I was

About to fall look at him sounding like a [ __ ] come on guys hurry up look bro I’m here I got about two stacks and a half take them thank you I got something too for you Joe come on bro seven blocks really there were five blocks you

Ungrateful piece of [ __ ] wow Obama Trump just threw me out of the map with all those stacks of dirt I have on me you really Donald in this way we’re not getting on that island anytime soon shut up Obama I’m building the bridge right now with what I have look at where I

Spawn this is crazy where did you spawn on the damn plane oh wow at least if you are there don’t forget to take that bed so we can put our spawn point here I’m taking it right now Trump you are dragging your jokes as usual first you

Roasted me into rethinking my life and now you threw me out of the map with all those blocks I had on all right my bad I just got mad when I heard you thinking that you deserve to win the election in 2024. I don’t care I still think that I

Do really you can’t ride a bicycle the proper way tripping on the stairs of the plane your wife looks like she’s okay okay enough Trump I think he got the idea don’t make me go on you Obama now that I’m warmed up roast me and I’m

Gonna drop a bomb in your house making you warm up even more oh no Obama Bin Laden is mad again and he’s threatening us with bombs I’m not threatening you I’m just telling you the repercussions of Your Action all right not again with those big words what big words did we

Use uh Reaper repairs repercussions you exotic fossil at least I’m exotic tell me what you did today Joe I’m very curious oh I’m glad you asked so I woke up at around 2PM today I was early I ate breakfast I took my pills and then I went to sleep again

Until you guys called me what did you eat for breakfast three Vanilla Ice Creams one chocolate ice cream and two strawberry ice creams at this point you should be a case study at this point you should shut the [ __ ] up yo that’s a big island we have to explore what are you

Looking at Biden I’m looking at your bald head oh yeah really yeah then look at it from under the mat oh damn you shit-faced how did you catch me with that punch come on let’s get serious and end this bridge already I don’t know why we always got to fight while we were

Building one because you always started we would have finished this if you didn’t threw me out of the map in the first place I think I’m overloaded with stress right now how can you say you’ll be a good president when you can’t deal with stress not this much let’s make

Some jokes so I can calm down okay I start Obama’s meat is so big that he can use it as a jumping rope and that was it with the jokes for today what the hell was that what bro you told me to make a joke you were a weirdo Joe anyway that

Was a fact not a joke what the come on don’t be jealous now you packing all of that and still married a man that’s crazy can we change the subject yeah tell me Biden I saw you pass that thing for scholarship forgiveness or some [ __ ] like that the elections are around the

Corner I got to start doing good things so I can get the people to vote for me how about passing a gun regulation law instead of that bro I didn’t even want to make that [ __ ] I was obligated by my higher ups and my advisors they are

Playing you like a doll that’s why we’re telling you that you won’t be elected again Joe it is what it is in my last day as the president I’m going to Nuke both of your houses I said it well thank you for at least telling me so I can

Move out before that you’re welcome here we are finally if one of us punches anybody his wife is a hoe you heard that Trump I don’t think you want Melania to be categorized like that hold up do you hear this hear what exactly nothing nobody asked you [ __ ] well Mao hey Obama

I think you forgot something on the main island you should go back and look for it thank you Joe I will you mentally unstable prick let’s explore this first I see that we have some water here that looks cool I also found a house with a

Chest in it but it’s empty I would have explored too just that somebody decided it would be right for me to explore under the island first yo Biden Look What the how did you do that LOL look you did it too haha it looks hilarious

Where you guys at I’m going with Joe at this pyramid follow us hopefully we don’t find again 120 489 mobs that we have to fight only to find stacks of emptiness in the chests if that happens I’m calling Bush to build and drone to clean this realm real quick guys what

Were you two just talking about take a look here oh [ __ ] there are mob spawners here and it’s a lot of them great and we don’t even have weapons they’re starting to spawn Obama’s right let’s get out of here and make some weapons why we never

Come prepared bro I don’t even have food me neither now for real we should at least make ourselves iron armor forget about that now let’s get food because I can’t even run anymore and then make some swords Trump I don’t think your fat ass could run anyway you think so you’re

Right let me rephrase it I know you can’t run I’m faster than you and Obama I don’t think so your buddy remember that you can’t even walk on some stairs let alone running hey hey Trump let’s not exaggerate with me you’re right maybe I dragged it there you’re like 60

You can still hit a nice speed I don’t think it’s the age for him then what is it oh you know what it is stop it bro don’t start again you can beat us in running Obama but you know where you can’t beat us where swimming one more

Joke like that and I’m kicking you out of the realm why are you always killing the mood with your stupid joke restrictions grow up grow up huh you’re so old that if I tell you to grow up it would be like a death wish that was

Funny Sheboygan get his meat out of your mouth Obama yo what is that do you see it what that aquarium right there or it looks like one Obama come here it looks insane can you hold this Cactus for me oh you idiot I’m here what do you want

Trump we need to finish with this island first then we can go there too yeah let’s save it for the next episode did you guys get any materials at all I’m getting some food right now can you give me some Trump yeah sure here take this

Thank you bro psych you thought go eat dirt Noob Mao easy really I’m kidding look boys a turtle Obama takes some food too thank you Turtle yo that’s food true get it Joe hey guys stop hitting the turtle let it go in the water no I want

Food who are you Obama Sensei from Ninja Turtles look at the turtle trying to fly okay come on get to making those tools have you guys searched all this area yeah we did you know as a matter of fact I’m going back to the main island to take some Cobblestone and make some

Swords nice the rain started yo Obama should we go in the pyramid and try to break some mob spawners before Trump comes yeah come I’m already here but do you have a sword and a pickaxe oh yeah you’re right I forgot I’m coming back in

A second can you double that dose for me please at least when we play games so you don’t forget basic things I’m back help me with these creepers we should let them explode so they kill the other mobs too good idea but where is Joe at

I’m coming right now I fell out of the map how did you manage to fall out of the map by yourself I don’t know bro I was walking on this bridge and I just fell don’t act like you didn’t do it too I saw the last episode you fell at the

End with all those emeralds oh [ __ ] I died okay let’s go round two boys this time I’m gonna make myself a new Biden a sword since Obama already has one and then we go and die live in them thank you just throw it here when you have it

I’m already fighting these zombies I have no mercy I’m done where are you Joe so I can give it to you oh here you are take it finally I have what to fight them with let’s start looting as we kill them yeah what’s in here oh look I just

Got a potion of regeneration can you help me and not just loot everything you see I’m fighting mobs too there are a lot of creepers you come back up and let’s see what we have so far maybe we can use some things so we can beat them

Easily let me see I got a potion of water breathing this is for Obama some wheat seeds potion of strength oh a potion of strength do you have any food damn bro why you’re always so hungry here take this rotten flesh thanks watch out I’m drinking this potion of strength

I’m going to demolish them how did Trump end with all those potions and me and you Biden have rotten flesh shut up stop crying and come here stay behind me and open those chests as I go through them bro is again giving commands he drank that strength potion and now thinks he’s

The [ __ ] I can’t be stopped I’m fighting 100 skeletons at once and I’m still winning boom quadruple kill Obama I have one heart left yo I broke my sword fast one of you give me yours while I still have the strength effect come here I’m going to give you mines I’m here Obama

Give it fast bro here take it thank you Joe what are you doing you took it back come on we don’t have all the time I’m here I was fighting a creeper finally let’s finish this once and for all yeah Obama you heard Trump Let’s help him

What am I supposed to do he’s the one with the potions look there are chests here search every one of them that one only has bones and rotten flesh this one has emeralds and Lapis what have you found Obama a bone shut up bro no way I

Just found diamonds really how many of them uh only one you can stick it up in your ass if you only found one what would you like me to do bro multiply it yes then I’m sorry I can’t do that I only have that ability when it comes to

Multiplying votes why there is so much spiderweb because there are spiders here duh wow you smart ass look up on the ceiling I just did I think we are good as long as we don’t disturb them boys this might have been all the loot from this pyramid great what you all got I

Have a multi-shot enchantment book besides that rotten flesh and Bones I have that diamond there is no besides rotten flesh and bones for me that is all I looted from here at least this was fun oh great now that it’s night outside we have to that’s it I see you guys

Tomorrow well I’ll fast Joe loot everything my boy said he only had an enchantment book yep I’m out goodbye me too wow