🔥 Ultimate Minecraft Challenge with Josie Amber 🔥

Right hopefully everything is figured out let me double check that everything going to the right Output good no okay hopefully it’ll just go through the mic now and then and I do want to set up some music real Fast if it wants me to update in the middle of streaming I’m going to lose my ever living all right so I’m going to try to kind of censor my language a little bit um whenever I stream on YouTube mostly just because YouTube is where um

A few of my friends and family are subscribed to me so YouTube will be slightly censored whereas twitch will be no censor um yeah so today we’re going to do a hardore mode um give me one second I’m not hearing the music at all okay why does it keep doing that all

Right hopefully that’s the last of scuff for the day because I’d be very mad it is a little bit loud though um turn it down a we bit that way it’s not louder than all the sounds in Minecraft all right so we’re going to be doing a hardcore mode um for those who

Don’t know that means you’re dead you’re dead um no longer playable world so hopefully I don’t die it’s been a long time since I’ve played anything past easy mode usually I play Minecraft with ran um who barely handles easy mode unfortunately so a lot of the time if I

End up playing with anyone on Minecraft it’s easy mode or solo mode one second get my avatar secured right here all righty hopefully that doesn’t fall let’s pop into the world oh I’ve forgot to get my charger for my avatar thing again one sec oh my Compu

Stop anyone else noticed that like the plug-in part of chargers are just getting longer and longer longer for no reason CU like I pretty much have to have my phone like right on the edge of my PC if I want to be able to do anything while it’s

Charging wait on the edge of the PC under of the desk all right and of course all my wires are okay one second all my wires are Tangled I am so sorry all right hopefully everything should be relatively scuff free HDMI there all righty no puppy I know you heard of bag

Russle but that doesn’t mean I have anything for you I sorry don’t my cords my goodness all right um go lay down on go B all right do a quick bit of mining um do it here I always prefer to do the good old Dig Down uh but with the added benefit

Of a water elevator I find it works pretty well for you know getting down to like all the ores and stuff without the added stress of making a Stairway I would need I need 16 Cobble for all the basic things that’s if I make a sword I believe oh iron nice oh nice

Okay let’s put that back in there make a crafting table I don’t know why that’s Auto set to be like that every time but it’s so irritating like I don’t want to see everything I can’t make I just want to see what I can make let’s do

This and take some food with us okay usually there yep there we go let say usually there’s bit more iron than one so I always do a little dig around not big on copper I typically try to go all the way down to like zero or hit a cave um it’s just

An easy way to get you know resources fast sometimes you end up hitting zero and get nothing sometimes you find something oh and we have some dirt I I don’t know if anyone else has this issue but like I hate when the water kind of like overflows everywhere

Oh that reminds me I’m going to need torches if it’s a cave going me grab some real fast all right um I think I’ll take the rest of the sticks just in case we do find some coal that way we can make uh more torches as we go sort out my inventory real

Fast that goes there actually I want that there there we go got some food sheep we will get back to the mining I just want to anytime I see a sheep I try to make it a habit to actually you know get the wool and the mutton from it oh I see um

There we go put some light right then looks like we got cave system down there so the water will help us get down to anything that’s you know oh looks like we got decent size oh nice we got some dripstone as well that’ll be helpful all right let’s set

Up a mini base of operations um do a little wall digging right here also sorry about my voice voice I’m definitely coming down with something um hopefully it’s just stress related and not actual sickness cuz I can go time without getting sick but when I get sick I’m like nearly on

Bed rest type sick like I cannot do anything I will fall asleep every 5 minutes type of deal let’s see let’s put that into there good torch L down oh I hear a zombie I’ll pop back up get some wood that way we can make a door and maybe hopefully find some more

Sheep let make a little stairway up here just kind of check out the area to make sure there’s no spawners or anything I doubt the would be um it is a bit high for a spawner okay it looks like there’s nothing so we’ll just block it off I’m always scared of like gravel

Falling on me all right let’s go back top side real fast get some wood and hopefully find some more sheep okay there’s dogs that’s good you guys finding any sheepies why did I I my B I could make a stone one am I using a wooden one all righty

Okay I don’t see any sheep and it is getting dark so I think we’re going to hop into the cave I should have grabbed the crafting table dang it oh well we got enough wood to make another one thankfully okay actually I do want to

Put this into the wall just kind of save space there we go I should probably make some charcoal first honestly put four there oh crab okay um I wish I would put stuff where I knew like where I wanted it to obviously I can’t know exactly what I want put where

Um I do wish it was a little bit more practical thinking though let’s get Door put it there I wonder if I can I’m going to try to kind of move the water so that it goes to a bit more of a more I don’t know better placement I guess that’s what I’m trying to say that way I can actually walk around here

And not have to deal with all the water okay I think I’ll have it come out of here there we go all right it’s a little bit easier to maneuver around in now clear up bit of this inventory I definitely wanted that to stay there check on some charcoal okay nice got

Three ah ads I forgot about those crab okay I think I’m going to get premium real fast just so I don’t have to deal with um the ads cuz I know that can um kind of mess with like few of the things on the channel give me one second

Guys I’m already not a fan of sneezing but like sneezing when you have stitches is very not fun okay if anything will load I’ll get the premium geesh for TR close the door where okay yeah door is closed good good they can break through it but well hopefully they

Don’t I don’t think anything can spawn up here anyway oh okay I guess something oh oh it probably dropped in from the water Vader all right you guys ever have that moment where you just like completely blank on like everything like every aspect about your life like where you live your age

Like everything like that cuz I just had that so I’m getting that preum and it’s like oh yeah like what’s your address and all this stuff I’m like I don’t remember not now zombies I’m trying to remember my address ironically I’m really good with like numbers and math until it comes to actually

Remembering like things like where I live I’m like I don’t remember there part is that I I typically like write like as I’m writing it like I’ll say it and so like I have to catch myself to remember not to do that like it definitely would not be good for okay

Hopefully that will be that hopefully I won’t have to worry about ads anymore more all righty all right let’s get the music back Then why W it okay I’m just going to open this just so I can kind of refresh it real fast I think that’s the issue so give me one second guys I am so sorry obviously I was not fully prepared um oh well you learn or you

Don’t typically I don’t however I think from this I will um okay thank you uh okay no why I do that it never okay good and then we’ll turn that up a little bit all right this is either going to be a two shot my death or I actually win hey

I won usually I don’t win against skeletons definitely make a chest for down here that way I’m not carrying a bunch of stuff oh it’s eight not six that’s right I was playing Minecraft the other day while having like this music going and literally I was at two hearts running away through the night when like music like this started playing and I’m like I feel like rcap’s in my walls now all right I’m not going to need the bones or the

Leather I think we’re good I should probably make myself another um pickaxe and a sword I think we’ll do that hopefully there’s not skeletons waiting oh heck okay there’ be skeletons waiting for us um h i don’t F Well against them why is there a chicken Okay I wish I some like lava to pour down as well that way we’d have like an immediate like big light lighting up of the Area should definitely get that at least somewhere accessible in case I need to create a wall which I definitely should do so I’m at least a little bit did as I descend descend to my death more than likely no no no no no no no no no no get

Me out of here light ah nope nope nope nope nope oh my God if this oh my God if this ends on episode one I’m going to absolutely oh my God okay thankfully console mode does actually have hardcore mode um that didn’t happen we’re going to pretend that

Didn’t happen all right death what death oh jeez you know what I’m going to let you live just so you make chi uh make eggs that way I can make more chickens later all right well okay so I died right over there anything puppy guarding does not look like it

Thankfully however skeleton could still be around my luck it probably will I do want to fall in the water right let’s light it up a little bit at least make it a little bit safer s if the Enderman comes after me I’m going to scream and

Cry nope go away go away go away go away no okay so we’re just going to do hardcore mode without the whole death meaning game over cuz I’m very out of practice so we’ll just have it in hard mode um but not the your dead your dead rules so yeah there least have

Food did all my stuff fall down the water oh okay no good I would have really been sad if I had let’s get Back Up organize my inventory real fast fast and then we’ll go back down okay my sword’s missing that’s nice so we’ll have to find that hello oh god what the

I’m feeling so attacked right now maybe that’s is why roomis doesn’t like playing on anything other than like peaceful mode oh great my stuff definitely went down there now oh look he has my sword lovely why ow no no no oh jeez hello stay back got a beater stick and I

Ow I don’t want to ask any questions I just want my stuff back thank you right Qui organization that way no that way we can get more stuff back faster if my cursor would stop going quite so fast that’d be great um all righty let’s see what is

Left of our stuff up here nice the bread oh hello don’t to a like you prob you got armor so I might be able to use that not dropping the Armor Man okay that stuff put up there right got a bit more of our stuff over there

Hello drop the Hat no dang why they never dropped the good armor like I wouldn’t mind getting a bit of armor dropped for myself you know be nice oh hello nope I’m not dying again yet as I was saying that I’m like watch now I’m going

To well I thought I was going to get shot by a skeleton as I was saying that um I guess I’m going to get dropped in on by a zombie I think I should just rename the stream to like watch me die every 5 Seconds okay um where was over here wasn’t

It no go away hello nope thank you do not come again please all righty nice I hear something where is it coming from there okay um make some more torches real fast oh hello there be that’s the Villager definitely forgot the word villager for a second

There oh goodness there a few of you all right what oh god nope hit please you there’s another is there like a spawner back here or something okay let’s do a little bit more lighting up the area hello Why didn’t it attack me light way oh shoot

Nope damn it water why did you have to mess up my aim like that okay put that there oh there’s a slime okay and a creeper great all right let’s get back top side real fast caving is not my thing not at all got some iron so we can put that

In want to get one coal I thought we got more than that oh that’s right I made torches let’s take a I think it’s night in it yeah it’s night okay well once it becomes day we’ll go topside hunt for some food I was hoping to spend at least half

An hour just like mining um I guess maybe I don’t know depending on how much time I took just dealing with scuff and other ridiculous things I may have spent half an hour wait I got food down here already I’m dumb while we’re up here let’s make an iron

Pick that way if we do come across anything particularly good we’ll you know be able to get it put that there food there I guess we technically don’t need the axe for in the mine so we can put the food right next to the sword okay it’s still still night it

Appears yeah we’ll probably go up and like start a little farm or something I definitely want to light the area up a little bit more cuz I do be a chicken especially when I can’t see oh I should have made an iron sword oh hello you bring me a piece of

Copper nice why did I almost say Cobalt that’s weird Okay that was unfortunate the hecky oh nice whole set that’s so weird it’s like the game just took pity on me it’s like you know you keep dying here o and I’m breaking two shovel nice I’ll spoon them to

Death let’s make the area a little bit more even that way I can maneuver around easier all right that’s little bit of safety how did I miss ow ah oh my God how did I run right through it instead attacking okay some light up Here I don’t know why but that torch really blinded me for a second I really like this track so fun most of them are real fun anyhow but this one’s like definitely one of my favorites oh missed a lapis I did hear a zombie potentially fall

From somewhere yep oh hello there be two of you ah okay let’s get up here frick ow don’t mind me Mr Enderman definitely not looking at you don’t mind me at all honestly if you could just not perceive me that’d be even better ah what the freak oh God I’m dead

Yep is the bloody baby zombies even in Minecraft children are the end of me downfall of me I don’t know where things are wrly not my forte even though I do write a lot I I will admit this music is oddly fitting for me caving let’s start getting armor back on

Have we collected everything I think so some pants on not having a No Pants dance off okay I think I’ll leave that area for a little bit later um I do however want to shape the water a bit oh frick did not want to put one

There I’m not doing well for myself at all right now having very much so hard time actually let’s just get rid of the water all right the sword broke all right let’s get these out of the Way nope nope Okay let’s get more coal oh I think I hear a skeleton maybe I hope not I hope it’s just the music that I was hearing and you know just have one of those sounds okay let’s take care of this zombie or it’ll take care of us either way thank

You that out of the way I think I heard another zombie I don’t see it all right let’s get some lights up here yeah I was about to say I know I definitely heard a skeleton now but oh there you go want some water wa why is he not going anywhere what the

Freak ow okay that kind of hurt um I only got one wa where’d he go okay these things are so dumb how much iron do I have eight I think that’s just enough for an iron shirt I do want to cut this water off real fast though really ow I’m fine I’m

Fine my goodness all righty let’s try this for the I don’t know 20th time no leave me alone let me get my crap before you start attacking me let’s go to the other side of the water buy us potentially enough time to get at least a weapon okay I definitely heard a skeleton

Again all right reorganize our inventory we don’t have our boots that’s all of water so I’m not going to deal with that now where are they coming from that definitely sound like a baby zombie did not like that at all I’m like even less I can’t see where they’re coming from

Oh okay hopefully they’re trapped back there oh hello ah Fri can I just knock you off with something dang it okay thankfully you was Far Away enough to at least leave some of these nope no thanks I choose life for once still night time looks like it

Might be becoming day could also just be becoming night though all right let’s get this melted and sort out inventory I think that’s enough caving for a little bit oh that we barely have enough iron to make any armor guess we’re going to C for a little bit longer then Big Stretch

There a bit calmer music at least then I won’t feel so like on edge all right Prov us a little bit more armor and then we’ll do an iron sword probably Shield too all righty we’re ready to take on the cave hopefully cuz if we’re still not ready

After this I’m going to be sad should I have I think I’ll have some food next to the sword all right y’all okay much so hate being able to hear them but not see them I’m not sure that there’s anything more worth exploring that way for a second I thought it was wood

On like M shaft oh boy that’s a lot of them cover that hole so we don’t fall in it it did sound like there was a spider nearby all right getting shot at ow all right let’s get rid of a few of these so hopefully make it a bit easier for us

To move around here and see things more torches okay zombie with armor that way add some iron yeah I saw you my God why wasn’t it not hidden let we gain some health real fast that’s a Skelly no no thanks okay I do feel like there’s a zombie behind me somewhere

Yep oh boy this is going to be fun Noe NOP no no don’t blow up on me or my torches please why are you hitting yourself it ow fck yeah thanks for the assist Skelly all righty ow oh okay why am I not running please keep running thank you

It’s a good thing I’m not being chased right now hello maybe going to die a little bit I say as I’m at two [Applause] hearts all righty let’s refill our hunger refill our health hello okay I think I’ll explore down here do that to make man ability a bit Easier definitely going to need more coal all right at least get into the deep Stone deep site one of the two that do I go down here a lot of SK skellies about Creepers mering things I’m tired hello right there’s some light over there so it’s either M Shaft or

Lava like this suppos it could be like the light lightch chin I think it’s called something like that Hello oh I definitely forgot to post that I’m live oops I just realized that okay this is relatively safe enough um actually I’m just going to there we go I’m safe this talk health one second chat just got to forgot to post to Twitter that was live and I told

One of my friends that I would that way they could easily drop In for big dog I know we’ve talked about this thank you either on your bed or my bed I don’t care just not underneath the chair it’s very much so a hazard copy link paste there we go all righty hopefully that is it chat put there there we go all righty

Chat disappeared so I had to bring it right back up dog don’t scare me like that oh got jump scared by my dog just get jump scared by a creeper hello maybe want to come over here and explode oh it didn’t mean drop me down here but okay

Okay let’s go back up a little bit find some coal cuz I do want to light it up got some gold it’s nice where’s a zombie I can hear you oh oh you got a baby one on your head heck no I’m going to need as much light as I

Can to deal with that nope stay back okay I can still hear a zombie and spider oh hello I thought if I had the shield it wouldn’t kill me feel cheated time to go get my stuff again it’s fun be it didn’t look like kind of came

Around in a half circle so maybe it’s over here oh there’ be a lot of things yeah there be my stuff though okay Le get this that out all righty get more our stuff go back to relative safety for hey I got a potato Oh man I now I just want like cheesy potato skins does anyone else like they’ll like do like a baked potato but instead of eating it as a Bak potato they cut it in half and then like I think like as a kid they call them like potato boats or

Something but pretty much you bake a potato you cut in half and then you scoop out a lot of the um like the the inside of the potato so you just have like a little bit of a layer of potato between the skin and where where’s oh there he is

And then you fill it with like cheese and bacon oh he has some my armor jerk why am I hitting them with torches trying to light up their world all right you give me my armor back ow thank you I don’t have my hat man I like that

Hat okay hopefully he can’t get out of there can light up a little bit of this area just got this out of the way that way I can easily do an escape dripstone is very useful but my God is it also very much so a con l in your way type of thing

Okay God that was big dog laying on my chair again not your area thank you well I’m sorry but as a bigger dog you should have a bigger brain than your sister she has enough of a brain to know not to get underneath the chair all the time dog than I love you

Too hello yep time to go top side to make a new pick I even have enough iron now to kind of make like a full set oh okay maybe Not should make a bucket in case I come across some lava down there oh I do need to go topside to get some food is it not it looks like it is yep dang it at least I can make some bone meal that way I can plant like some potatoes

Or something some carrots honestly I don’t really use carrots that much other than for like night vision potions um comfortable my seat again we Go Take the Wool with me in case I come across any other Sheep definely going to need to make a hoe oh I should make a fishing rod as well um but first things first pick few more sticks there we Go get an axe fishing rod okay that is good enough for me to at least head top side to start the farm and stuff okay here cow hello goodbye I don’t want have one my dirt man um hello don’t mind me please leave me be why is there so much armor in this

Water oh maybe when the zombies turn into drowns they like drop their armor okay not bad at least I’ll have some armor for the nether then all righty see the from here so one two three four two three four hey small dog what doing I’ll top up your food in a second okay

Anyone else have a dog that’s like if the food bowl is half empty it might as well be empty like entirely or is that just my dog all righty Unbreaking protection nice see is it even okay so it doesn’t gold doesn’t do much for Armor All right so I guess we’ll smelt

That down um other that we’ll save it for the nether cross that bridge when I get to it put potato there see it okay then bone meal oh I guess it’s already full of grown okay to get one potato way one had to yeah there it is the other one fell down

Here there’s no way I only got one potato from that um oh my God out the way little pig oh it’s a little baby Wolfie I want it yay I got a dog so I swear to God if it takes all the bones if there’s a baby dog then there

Has to be big dogs around somewhere Yeah hello nada I definitely need why did I just give him a bone is he sitting no he’s not wait oh you’re not mine okay well in that case where is mine did it already fall in no okay oh that scared me I was just like I swear

If my dog somehow manag to die already all right I’m going to have to make him a dog house so I guess I’ll make him one near the Farm I made it off I one dang it all right I should probably rep plant before I get too carried away

Okay let’s get you inside of it real fast oh okay Hey yo hollowed what’s up I should have grab it doors okay let’s pop down for the doors real fast o okay that’ll at least keep a little bit of protection let’s move this inward dang it nothing in here hello right let’s try these guys out a bit where’ that zombie

Go oh my God why is there another creeper in there nope okay thank God why is there a witch I just had the her sister was a witch thing pop in my head love when my head randomly brings things back okay you’re going to go there you’re going to go there

Okay and then this is going to go on the floor cuz space efficiency is a must do we have any torches no but I can make one all righty well that’s I think that should be him safe for the night eat real fast I don’t want to handle the like walls

For this I guess I could make the farm walls be this that way I can still see outside of everything small dog you want to let big dog have her bed back my goodness it’s a tiny thing yet she decides she needs the big dog’s bed even though she

Has she has way too many bits choose to be honest mostly because she’s so small she fits just about anywhere but like she could sleep on my bed she can sleep on her bed she could sleep on the couch and no she picks big dog’s bed let’s do that oh

Hello don’t much care for y’all oh go now you can shoot me please drop the enchanted bow all right I got a hat oh heck I’m out okay great need to get some cats that’s just way too many creepers nope dang it okay oh hello fck things could stop trying to kill me

That’d be great eventually this will be another thing of doors 26 there be the witch all right hopefully they’re not able to see through like trap doors cuz if they are I’ll be so so just mad suppose I could make Windows like actual ones but

And I could put one of these right here okay I’m doing an awful lot just for a small little like starter base type thing just burn in the day I can’t remember I feel like they don’t cuz they do spawn with the um Vindicator things the raids

Hi I’m not actually prepared to battle you okay apparently she can see through everything that’s fun oh I was not expecting to actually die that fast okay nope NOP nope NOP NOP go away go away go away I’m going to die again AR I well at least I’m protected from fire

Not to far at me already killed me yeah there’s no way I’m going to be regenerating any health dang it go get that charging I should just like spawn camping at this point um frick okay can I make a piece of bread now nope dang it freck

Well I guess I’m just going to do a die again yep ow all right if I can at least lead her away did she fall down the oh that be a creeper okay let’s get back in here real fast get all of our stuff all right let’s continue working on the

Walls I suppose I should probably get this one sorted oh hello okay I guess I got a chicken now it’s fun no you can stay in there all right now come make a piece of bread yeah I’m start growing some carrots as well wait oh my God I forgot about

That oh thank goodness it didn’t get rid of the crop all right it’s a little bit more aesthetically pleasing now doesn’t stick out so much anymore all right hopefully that’s enough to get the rest of the wall thing built oh where the heck is my hoe just realized I don’t have

That did some of my stuff fall down here if it did well maybe not despawned okay oh no maybe no okay I got it good good good all right so I’m going to need one more of these H I can use get it from right here all

Right and I do want to actually bring this forward hello sheepy let make some shears yes okay I think that was two so I can make a bed now right oh nice give me three even better first bed 2 hours in I think that’s a record for me in how

Long it’s taken me to get a bed usually I like do exploring first instead of like resource Gathering and so I’ll have a bed in like 20 minutes cuz I’ll find a village all right Tech it’s safe enough for him to walk out here now everything’s yep everything’s gated in turn

This and two planks move the doors forward I just realiz I haven’t really checked my uh sound levels hi small dog okay um yeah okay I’ll refill your food all righty let’s do half slabs for the Roof oh that was big fail all righty that’s that check on the crops nothing yet going to make a furnace for up here as well we’ll put it right here that’s probably not going to last very long all righty we’re going to eat and then I’m going to take a short like

Maybe 5 minute break to get myself some food and let my dogs out cuz I think yeah they still have a bit of food so I think she’s needs to go outside all right I should be safe here oh no it’s hard mode so things to break down

Doors so to be extra careful let’s do that I should have just done on the inside cuz honestly there’s not space for it out there all righty I’ll be right back What What he He What Oh What What N for All right soorry my dogs decided to take a little bit longer um when I let them out fortunately they’ve decided to finally come back in not too much going on in the farm hello Common Sense philosophy what’s up sorry it took me so long unfortunately animals kind of operate on their own Schedule oh CFI okay also I’m not sure if it’s just on my end um hopefully it’s up to speed on everyone else’s right now we’re just kind of getting some resources we did a bit of mining for about 2 hours um about 1 hour of that was taken up by constantly dying so

That was fun awesome good glad that it is up to speed with everyone else no no no jeez least that time I had time to get away I wasn’t stuck in the mines let’s check no typically I normally stream on Twitch um I try to stream friend uh

Games that are a little bit more like family friendly on YouTube because I do have some friends and family members who follow me on here and I’m like well I don’t want them coming over to my twitch where I’m absolutely unhinged so do I have any oh I don’t have any bones okay

Just got to finally okay a lot of stuff that was in there probably going to do some fishing um either from the wall of my farm or in the morning depending on how many things come at me oh no chicken get back in here don’t you leave you stay here I need the

Eggs just smelt those all right time to get health back CU I’m tired of constantly being at like four or less Hearts think I will Farm from here Here the shield oh I don’t want it there there we Go dang it for nope you can go over there get some stuff real fast don’t particular have any use of the puffer fish oh nice got some boots again I’m hoping to get at least one or two Enchanted things I’m not here do not perceive me

Hey small dog stop trying to bury the food your sister needs to be able to find it yeah you goodness hey stop trying to drag my bag over it uh-uh no my God small dogs have a mind of their own I swear I hate fishing with unenchanted gear my

ADHD imp patience is the worst all right let’s go either kill things or get killed by things ow anything else in the area oh hello ow okay that bothers me um oh hello Skelly all right probably time to actually start looking for an actual location to

Build stuff in get rid of things I don’t particularly want take with me I do want that one gun powder really much that could stay take that take those all righty um do I have anything in here yep all right time pop down to the cave base real fast

Take some of these take that definitely want to take the Slime and the Redstone I think that’s about it I mean I could take the gunpowder I do have enough space so I guess I’ll take that in the up there um take more string I’m going to be doing some candles later on finish Mel that real fast I know a dirt

Block like do I even have any more dirt in my inventory nope okay so when I was taken out my dogs I also decided to bake myself up a potato so that I can make a um like potato skin uh filed with like cheese I forgot to get a knife

Though I think for once I don’t have a knife up here of a gun all righty let’s see that’s finished so we’ll pop up back up to the up there base all right I’ll be back in like I don’t know 20 seconds I’m just going to run down grab a knife real fast

So I can actually um cut the potato open good job stay definitely was running with a knife um and to make it worse up a flight of stairs however I like to live life Dangerously that means having to risk accidentally stabbing myself I well dangerously don’t you bro me

Sephy I definitely just almost cut my finger too okay where did I there’s this one yeah I so there’s this running gag in my family and friend group it’s that the year I like if I go a year without being in the hospital they’ll be very very

Surprised cuz for the past like I don’t know four years now I’ve had almost one incident a year nice I’m glad you like the nickname I tend to make nicknames for a lot of my friends um but yeah so I tend to end up in the hospital at least once a year the

First one was a car crash where I was a passenger and then a year after that I had broken my arm at work a year after that got bit by raccoon at the same job I finally quit that job and I was like I’m going to go inside like maybe

It’ll be harder for me to you know almost kill myself if I’m indoors well I injested chemicals on accident and corroded my esophagus so that was a lot of fun very very much so the sarcastic fun Um yeah I was like you know maybe this just not like the kind of work for me I’m like maybe I should not work around like anything dangerous so now the worst I got deal with is potentially shocking myself um at home or like I’ll like watch the kids for some of my

Friends um and so like occasionally I had to worry about like the kid doing something and me getting hurt because of it so far the worst I’ve had is is falling on my back because the kid loves gymnastics and she wanted to see me do a flip on the gymnastics

Bar I did not flip I fell and I fell right on my back and knocked the air out myself she laughed I suffered and then laughed and then she told me to do it again I did not do it again I’m like I will just watch you

From the couch as you practice your gymnastics well you don’t have to worry about me drinking water on electrical appliances um I typically don’t drink water I’m like I’m trying to get better about that because often I end up getting severely dehydrated but yeah I lost some of my cheese

Honestly kids just like seeing people get hurt I’ll drink water during your stream okay or maybe after this stream I have I even had a drink today yes I did I had to have a bottle of cranberry juice um I have stitches in my mouth so I technically shouldn’t have soda so fine

I I’ll have some water right now mostly just because I don’t feel like potentially aggravating the stitches in my mouth again there opening a bottle of water and everything and then I immediately put the bottle of water water on my keyboard I mean it’s technically a

Laptop so I put on the laptop itself but yeah Living Dangerously is fun all right doggy I’ll probably take this with me that way I’m not making a bajillion of them dude honestly like especially like the um what was like gfx scam artists or whatever like I’ve had one that I know

For sure actually two counting the one in my Discord um oh God creepers oh no no no don’t don’t exp oh well at least my dog’s alive oh my God okay doggy where are you so I can make sure you’re oh freck freck freck no

No no no no okay dog didn’t die um I didn’t get the Nota for it so it’s still alive no no no no no leave me alone leave me alone no doggy no oh son of a it might be time for Apex jeez well I had dog no nope go away

Yeah I had like one of those like scam artists that’re like oh you can’t pay for right now well I’m running a deal which 50% off I’m like no I don’t have any spare money and they’re like oh well we can make a plan and I’m like no I

Can’t do that either like I literally won’t have any money for like at least half the Year bro like I swear they don’t take no for an answer and I’m like very non-confrontation like I’m one of those like I would rather myself suffer than to speak up

About something and I was getting so tired of it I was just like no okay see if I can get all my stuff without no can I just not blow up please I just want to get my stuff so I could go into Apex my God they got like half of my

Stuff okay let’s put some armor no I’m going to die again y yeah I wish I had that kind of like chaotic energy to just like mess with them and like honestly I’m like they just aggravate me I’m like can you just stop talking to me I’m like I’m no good at saying

No hell oh First Curse of the stream although technically the SH word of the curse to children so not exactly most familyfriendly but I’m like oh my God why can’t I move sheesh this is absolutely ridiculous do I have any arrows no I do not leave me

Alone okay stuck in there for oh crap grass is another one okay okay let’s get back to my little Hut see if I have the bed in my inventory of course not did I leave the bed please tell me I did oh thank goodnesses all right

Yeah I’m like if I’m like actually doing good on oh my God this is like on sleep and God damn it I even thought the placement of my little hole to the cave would would one day get me I’m like no I’ll remember it like I won’t fall into

It well I guess that’s the first time I’ve accidentally ended up ending myself okay I lost my axe too sad face have anything no if there is anything else down there it’s down in the caves and I ain’t going after It I’m just going to take all my crops with me hopefully this time I can get my stuff without dying if there’s even any of my stuff left at this point oh there’s all my stuff wondering where my sword went okay where’s my map wait there some more stuff no no

Map my map get blown up well that really sucks not having a map anymore yeah I’ll see you tonight at your stream stff okay I know map here damn it for all right now I to find a village hopefully I definitely didn’t grab do I have my shears nope oh well

All right let’s go on top of this big old Hill maybe I’ll be able to see a village from there actually yeah it would be faster to go this way oh okay there’s some lava over there but I don’t feel like going into the cave for

Do I do I still have my bucket yes yes I do okay I’d be mad if I lost that as well as the map I was about to accept death I thought I was falling into a hole into the cave I’m out of food or rather I’m out of

Energy that is a lot of snow and ice not very big on the SP Villages so I guess I’m just going to go that way see what’s on top of that mountain can I make it in the water yes I did first I thought I was going to land on

The leaves and just have another ending there’s only so many times I can die oh I was going to switch to Apex I forgot about that all right um we’ll go till I find a village and then I guess it’s almost been 3 hour mark

So oh I have food I need to remember about that too um see how the stream health is doing dropped a lot of frames on my end all right nothing bad yet for a dang it if the game would do what I wanted to do that’d be

Great do I still have my enchanted yes I got my enchanted spoon I know it is a shovel however I will before forever calling it a spoon oh emeralds oh and more iron what the oh Jesus where did you come from you ain’t got anything particularly good oh almost

Night these things dropped wool as well I feel like they should all righty that’s there I don’t have any Cobble either sheesh then it looked like there was another one out over here somewhere oh coal I like coal oh nice there it is all righty everything is now like 80%

More dangerous since it is night and unlike traveling Trader I cannot turn myself invisible therefore I must suffer I definitely jumped but oh my gods all right hopefully I can use that to at least save myself go away ah water came in clutch and I am out of running energy

Lovely all right let’s see do we have anything nope nothing to eat dang it I mean I guess we could eat some carrots and while I be here I’m going to eat IRL nope nope leave me alone where are you ah I was expecting a creeper to be right on

The other side of this no lie oh was that a light or was that a flower I think it was a flower and I’m an idiot oh that’s light village Village yay all right going to get to the Village going to put myself in the best house oh that was pretty nice all

Righty sleep through the Night all right I’m probably going to cut it off for today here um today what is today Tuesday sheesh feels like a Thursday to be fair there has been a huge dumpster fire on X Twitter um all day yesterday and yeah definitely makes everything seem a lot um further along in the

Week quit let’s go to the chatting screen there we go but yeah um see I think tomorrow if I remember correctly I’m doing Apex let me double check my schedule fast yep Apex nice all right yeah so I’ll be doing two things of Apex around this time tomorrow uh it’s about 12:00 p.m.

Mountain time time is it p.m. yeah p.m is noon um my schedule is on my Twitter and in my Discord both of which can be found on my Twitter which I also believe is linked in my profile here on oh I’m not on Twitch today I’m on YouTube today

Um I will link them to my YouTube if they’re not already linked however I’m also under the same name on Twitter and twitch as I am here here so easy to find even if I forget to link things sometimes but yeah so I’ll be here tomorrow well not here but I’ll be over

On Twitch tomorrow rather doing Apex probably for about 2 to 3 hours maybe longer depending on how I feel and as always if anyone wants to join me in Apex I gladly you know invite others to team up with me on there it’s always fun to play with a squad versus solo

Queuing and then fortunately I haven’t really gotten any like rating and stuff on YouTube so that’s going to be it for me today and I will see you all tomorrow hopefully um at Apex over on my twitch just be warned there will be lots of cursing

Cuz I’m very as I stated earlier a bit more unhinged over there and not as family friendly so lot of cursing