I will beat Minecraft by doing nothing I can’t break blocks I can’t kill mobs but I can tame Minecraft Mobs to do all the work for me with one goal tame the Ender Dragon we’ll toss a little mob catcher and boom he we’ve got our first mob dude I got a little wolf check this out join me wolf yeah there we go so now if I have a mob I got to fight I at least have a best friend to do all the work for me Mr Cal would you like to join us On our journey as well know we got milk for the road I guess the most powerful mob of all time yeah we got an army now dude what does the cow do the cow can cure zombie villagers that’s cool I can also milk it for tamed cow’s milk as Opposed to what wild cow’s milk there is a nice little village over here any zombies around here we can cure hey there’s one get him Mr Cow cure them Ah that’s very nice what’s up Jeremy goodness gracious this whole village is ah wait no no hold on hold on little guy Don’t don’t kill all the the villagers buddy this whole place is full of zombies nice job Cal I’m proud of you dude hopefully Jeremy the Villager hasn’t gotten a taste for human brains he seems fine wait hold on can I tame a oh goodness hi I didn’t see you there Can I tame a villager hey we got him dude we got a little villager friend for our journey what’s up buddy I don’t think he has any powers oh no help me buddy help me help me thank you thank you Mr Golem can I tame you Mr Golem Yeah we’re crushing it man we’ve got quite the army man ah get him Golem come on dude help me out here the wolf’s doing all the work get them Golem smack them no no no over here buddy where are you going where are you going you just Running away Golem stop come here this guy yeah nice job buddy so I can’t take out any mobs but at least I have guys that can help me out get them boys yeah you better run Mr skeleton that was fun and all but we have a bit of a problem We’ve got quite an army dude looking good the Golem gives me armor the dog fights mobs Jeremy does nothing but the big problem is I can’t get food dude cuz I can’t break blocks I can’t break seeds I can’t plant anything the only food source I can think of is uh tamed cow’s Milk whatever that means so let’s see if we can get ourselves some iron for a bucket oh gosh I keep forgetting get him Golem I can’t kill any mobs this is so hard dude Golem where you going dog this is not helpful ah baby on a chicken get Him there we go okay let’s find ourselves some iron before I never L die I see Iron wait wait wait hold on hold on I might be able to tame a creeper I could use his power to explode those blocks we now can harvest the power of the Creeper uh buddy can you go explode over there if I can have a creeper break those blocks and yes it drops perfect wao that’s scary I’ve got myself some iron so now I can break blocks that’s helpful and I also can use the Creeper’s power to take out bad mobs as well nice We’re getting nice and Powerful now I want to make a bucket so so I can get my milk although the problem is I can’t get a crafting table perfect I need to find some way to get a furnace oh shoot that that’s my creeper I freaked me out for a Second going to have to get used to that uh is there a furnace around here boys no can the creeper mine Cobblestone yes perfect perfect we’ve got Cobble boys it’s ironic that I have to work really hard to be lazy we’ve got a furnace our food problem is almost sorted I just Need a little bit of fuel here let’s get ourselves a little bit of wood and some grub hey that’s not a bad idea I guess I can eat apples my entire food list is Going to Be Tamed cow’s milk and apples this is so ridiculous there is our iron There’s our bucket and now I’m hoping our food situation is sorted so Mr tamed cow can I get some tamed milk please hey that’s perfect our milk gives regeneration and it gives me hunger that’s perfect dude and I can keep reusing it yes our food is sorted that Was way harder than I thought it was going to be but now I have an infinite food source so so that’s good my next goal is resources hey there’s some diamonds I’m not sure what I can use diamonds for but I mean might as well grab them right let’s get ourself a Couple of diamonds very nice don’t worry I’ll share here’s your reward for being a great Golem I’ve got some diamonds now I’m not sure what I can do with those just yet but I can check out this m shaft see if there’s any good mobs Around here to be able to tame I only have 10 mob catchers and I can’t craft anymore so I got to be a little picky on what mobs I choose I already wasted one on the Villager J me and I don’t think I can do anything with him oh gosh Come Here cow I could use some milk my boy it’s fine it’s fine I like how high the Golem shoots up mobs that is so cool nice job buddy oh a spider jockey dude that would be a rad pet to tame oh goodness you okay there buddy just Cooking your meat up a little bit I’m going to have some nice warm tamed milk delicious let’s see what powers a spider jockey has man that’d be cool hey uhoh ouch hello good sir can I capture you my boy come on give me something cool give me a cool Power spider jockey acquired All right let’s see what you do um it’s just a spider little spider what happened to your friend oh I see I get to become the jockey that’s cool check it out I can ride it dude I am the jockey you can climb walls too that’s Awesome I got to be a little careful how I use them I can throw spider webs too yeah take that I can shoot out webs I can climb walls yeah that’s a cool Power I do want to get some more powerful mobs though and the best ones are going to be In the nether Mr creeper buddy can you break obsidian oh gosh oh you can okay perfect dude don’t have to worry about mining anything this is so awesome let’s grab some of this coal that’s going to be good too I assume Gold’s going to be pretty useful in the nether so let’s Grab some of that as well at the very least I can make myself some nice golden pantaloons pardon me boys just got to grab some of this gold oh no oh gosh oh no okay 24 gold that should be plenty let’s get the heck out of here here man I don’t like this place very much so I know that I can’t break blocks but can I place them okay perfect all right so I can place my own portal that’s going to be good you guys enjoying your little dance party over there what what’s happening I don’t know it looks kind of Fun okay they don’t want to do it while I’m doing it all right I see I wasn’t invited to your party that’s cool I didn’t want to dance with you guys anyways I have some extra mob catchers chicken I choose you do you have any cool powers does he give me feather Falling no well chicken’s useless good to oh very nice taming the horse automatically gives me a saddle as well well that’s cool that makes getting around in the Overworld nice and easy aha we found oursel an abandoned M shaft here or abandoned uh what is this called Abandoned nether boy that’ll give us a nice Head Start here let’s grab some of our iron from earlier we’ll make a flint and steel and we’ll go and use some of our coal here I figured what might be best is getting a bunch of the tamed Milk as weird as that sounds that way I don’t have to milk them every 2 seconds whenever I need some help very nice plenty of milk on my journey just like my mom used to say don’t go into other dimensions without your delicious milk he hey and some free golden pants I like It let’s tame ourselves some powerful mobs oh man that’s got to be the worst spawn ever dude careful buddies careful are you floating how are you doing that okay well he’s dead The Crafty plushy is back with an all new look a perfect time for holiday shopping but don’t wait we Do have a limited amount of plushies available so be quick head on over to crafty do store today this is the worst spawn ever to not be able to break blocks oh wait I can use my spider jockey right there we go come on Spider Boy let’s find ourself probably a Bastion or a fortress first we’ve made it oh gosh oh gosh gas protect me boys yeah nice job Golem I might be able to tame a gas come here buddy boy ah get him get him get him get him yeah if I can ride the gas F and fly around that Would be so good can I can I please tell me I can I can’t fly but I can shoot Fireballs with him that’s cool oh we might have a ghast battle let’s go boys let’s battle Fireball attack oh this is so sweet it’s harder to aim that I Thought it was going to be come on dude get him come on come on get him get him yeah good job gas I’m a little sad I can’t put a saddle on him and ride them but that’s all right shooting Fireballs is definitely going to be cool boom Oh My goodness that is so powerful you see a guy roll up to your Fortress looking like oh gosh okay well we’re not going to talk about that okay look at her Squad dude looking powerful there’s a Bastion up here I’m going to aim for like a piglin brute or something I think That would be really good I only have six mob catchers left so I got to be a little picky where I use them I don’t imagine piglins are going to be that useful so let’s see what a brute can do hey gasty boy can you make a nice Convenient door for me come boom ah yes a very convenient doorway ah thank you my boy you might have to wait outside there dude the doorway is a little small don’t worry I’ll be back let’s see um we got normal piglins I’m looking for a brute though I am wearing my fancy gold Pants I think we should be all right to not be attacked right we’re chilling we’re chilling okay cool I’m just seeing normal piglins here pardon me excuse me boys there he is yes okay wait wait hold on hold on wait wait wait don’t attack me dude don’t attack me there we go we Got him the brute is ours so looks like I can barter with him and I can make nearby piglins rally and fight with me welcome to the squad my boy so what happens dude I just check it out so I guess nearby piglins are now also my Friends who will fight with me come on boys let’s battle it’s the piglins versus the zombie pigman get them boys that’s awesome attack how funny man I guess our brood is like the king of the piglins before we go let’s grab some of this gold 12 blocks of gold incredible Let’s turn those go into iron and let’s trade him shall we let’s see what you barter can you give me some pearls my dude and uh all right you got some potions I’m not very thirsty though my guy looks like he does normal bartering loot which is fine I was kind of hoping For something custom seeing as he’s King of the piglins but we’ll need pearls I’ll probably go back to get myself some blaze rods as well I got to tame a blaze right that’ll be too powerful ah pearls perfect dude thank you all right boys Shall we go tame a blaze I do still have five ah what hold on let me give some Exposition I do still have five mob catchers which is good so I should have plenty for a couple more mobs and the Ender Dragon so might as well teame an Enderman while I’m here welcome to the squad my boy we’ve got oursel an Enderman nice let’s see what you do my boy oh very cool looks like I can use him to teleport we shall use the Enderman teleport oh that’s so nice man that’ll make finding a fortress real easy oh speaking of Fortress we already found one nice want to tell right over there Perfection that’s so nice let’s find ourself a blaze I could probably also tame a skeleton boy hi skeleton boy can I tame you oh no he didn’t like that tame you looks like the skeleton didn’t Want to be tamed but I can probably find a uh fiery boy around here somewhere oh gosh I see two swords we’re just going to not go over there they’re just standing by the stairs they’re going to jump out and surprise me the worst surprise party Ever we’ll do a little bit of Enderman parkour here yeah this is awesome man we’re getting more and more powerful a blaze let’s grab him come here buddy boy I shall recruit you to my squad looks like blazes attack nearby hostile mobs and nearby ender pearls become ender Eyes oh sick I can toss him pearls and they become ender eyes nice oh this is so good dude this whole time I could have just beat Minecraft by befriending the beautiful mobs well technically capturing them but we’re going to pretend it’s befriending them right it’s like Pokémon you know they’re our Friends except that we just damaged them until we captured them Gast are you doing okay over there buddy he’s just sniffing that gold ah yes the riches smell delightful I think I’m done in the nether man let’s head back to the Overworld oh this is such a cool sight To see come on let’s take a photo boys me and my squad my new rap album we’re coming for you Ender Dragon the last mob I need so I guess I just trade The Brute until I get enough ender pearls toss them over to our Blaze use the Enderman To teleport oh gosh and then I guess I have to use the creeper to dig down in the stronghold right that’s fine as long as I’m being lazy and doing nothing I’ll call that a win 12 pearls that’ll do it toss you over there that’ll give me all The ender eyes let’s do this guys we have one mob left to add to our collection and he’s a big flying boy uh technically female big flying female I always forget the in dragon is a she I’ll make a comment about the Dragon being a he in the whole comments are Like how dare you what have you done I will never forgive you crafty I will never forgive you anyways we’re here dude now the weird part is I have to find a way to dig down I can’t physically dig down myself Mr creeper can you do the honors oh no this is Pretty slow dude I feel so bad for the creeper a creeper is putting in the work as the Iron Golem is doing a dance on a leaf up there the cow looking ominously down upon us we can try the gas is that going to work with the fireball oh Goodness maybe not creeper explosions it is it’s inefficient but we’ll get there eventually come on man where is this thing dude yes finally oh my goodness that was the worst experience of all time well Lon learn the creeper explosions are not very effective to dig straight down and there she is put our Eyeballs in there we don’t have to do anything right should we just hop right in yeah let’s get ourself a pet dragon dude w I’ve had a lot of pets I’ve had hamsters and turtles and guinea pigs but every time I go to the pet store they’re Always sold out a dragon so this is really a dream come true for me no no don’t kill me don’t kill me bro let me drink my milk in peace come down here gorgeous we might have to take out these crystals to have the dragon perch SO gas Do your thing my dude a that is so cool don’t kill the dragon though I need her alive come on Dragon perch my dude yes here she comes don’t mess this up crafty toss a mob catcher please the Ender Dragon is not weak enough to be caught Ah shoot I only have two more attempts to catch the dragon this is my Legendary Pokémon I mean mob do some damage with the gas yes yes yes come on yes yeah we’ve got her yes dude check that out we’ve got a dragon the best pet a man could ask for Oh gosh all the mobs are freaking out over there they’re fighting over space on the tail we’ve officially beat the game and I did literally nothing thanks for watching subscri cribe Video Information
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