Craftee’s EPIC Minecraft Emerald Spending Spree!

I want to beat Minecraft but as lazy as possible I have one million emeralds to spend to buy a house to hire helpful mobs and eventually beat the game without doing anything hello glorious humans it is I lazy man you see uh I guess I could punch this wood to get a

House or I could go on my cell phone here and we can head into our beautiful jungle shop ah jungle I get it all right let’s see what we can buy first shall we I have a million emeralds after all oh choose a house to buy okay we got a

Luxury Mansion modest down payment and a dirt Shack while a dirt Shack certainly sounds cozy we gotta go with the luxury Mansion right I mean I have a million emeralds after all I can spend a bit oh my goodness holy cow that was not what I was

Expecting dude I would have settled for stone brick dog this is great I have a fountain taste like chlorine my favorite oh this is so over a kill dude I got a chandelier look at this man a grand piano yeah very Grand look I can play the piano with my butt

I don’t know I’m rich I can do what I want cake for breakfast yes please I don’t know why my stomach feels bad all of a sudden real weird what’s in the fridge got anything in here filet mignon I’ve got a filet mignon dispenser ah a beautiful view a nice cozy king-sized

Bed I can jump on it I could watch TV wow very cool TV well this will certainly do let me get myself some infinite filet mignon the most expensive of steaks of course let’s see what else we can buy shall we pick a way to get wood Lumberjacks chainsaw or Rusty ax I

Mean it’s it’s that’s kind of a simple Choice the chainsaw is pretty cool but I mean Lumberjack Golem company I’ve got money dude it’s only ten thousand emeralds that’s piece of cake heck yeah look at him man all right let’s see what you got Iron Golem Jacks jacked up

Ironed Golem looking jacked Lumberjack come on buddies get some wood for me there you go chop down those trees oh my gosh it cost me 250 dollars per log wow these guys are kind of expensive it’s fine it’s fine I got infinite money come on boys chop down those trees get me

Those logs there we are they even gather the wood for me and everything using their telepathy there we go you missed a couple spots there buddy that’s fine oh my gosh that cost me ten thousand dollars I could have used my own hands but I just got a manicure man I don’t

Want to break a nail oh well it is getting late guys it is nighttime after all let me close my massive doors oh well I guess those doors are staying open I’ll just hop into my king-sized bed heater and go to sleep I broke my bed okay there we go

What A Hard Day’s Work of spending money what’s the next thing I can buy pick your food ah well my belly is a grumbling I can buy a dollar cookie I can buy a hundred hamburgers goodness how hungry do you think I am dog or I

Can buy a thousand pizzas I mean I gotta go with that right yes very nice for all of the many parties I will definitely have all of the hundreds of Chesters I will invite this doesn’t look like a thousand pizzas though oh I see get a thousand pizzas delivered to your front

Door they only accept tips on three thousand dollar bills well let’s order that pizza shall we oh looks like they’re here already that was fast money automatically deducted for tip whoa yeah that’s a lot of pizzas dog I’m not even hungry yet oh what a horrible problem I have

Come on man get hungry come on belly start rumbling there we go all right let’s go ahead and eat one beautiful Tasty Pizza outside for some reason okay well I can’t pick up the pizzas but I have infinite food whenever I want it so that’s kind of nice pizzas and filet

Mignon a balanced breakfast no we got a house we got food but I could really use some tools or weapons or something choose a way to fight my mobs looting one sword is pretty powerful but that still requires me using my muscles and stuff we got a mob grinder and a monster

Hunter yeah I want a monster hunter oh heck yeah dude this is gonna be cool all right let me find a Pilger Outpost or something transition and there she is are you ready kids I mean are you ready Monster Hunter It Might Get Dangerous here they come come on Monster Hunter

Yeah look at him dude come on get him ah get him dude what are you doing come on dude get him oh he’s a Pillager oh I see all right we have to find some different mobs to battle I guess into the caves we go there we go that’s better get em boys

Yeah I don’t have to lift a finger taking out all these zombies I got my very own Pillager bodyguard that apparently is still loyal to the pillagers so I gotta be a little careful with that looks like I can pay him 500 emeralds to send him away in search of

Valuable loot okay Dragon Slayer 5 I don’t know he needed a cool name head off and grab some loot for me buddy okay hopefully he comes back with something awesome he just comes back with the dragon head I’m like oh well I’m bored he might be gone for a

While let’s see what else we can buy Choose Your Entertainment a little sparkler laser light show sounds cool or a firework TNT show man we gotta do it right we got plenty of cash money is infinite and this will not go wrong for sure this looks uh this looks insane dude all

Right laser light show wait no no uh TNT explosion time whatever it’s called let’s see what you got entertain me and oh there it goes this is what it feels like to subscribe glorious ah more more hahaha all right all right that’s enough that’s enough wow okay oh my goodness I just

Blew a hole in my roof oh whoops it’s cool I’ll just pay somebody to fix it out and pay for a doctor consider me entertained but I’m ready to make some progress on beating the Dragon no more of these silly miscellaneous purchases choose a way to mine a mining company a

Diamond drill or efficiency two iron pickaxe well I mean the pickaxe is gonna break the Diamond Drill I still gotta use my hands uh let’s yeah we can Splurge right we still got plenty of cash let’s buy ourselves a mining company it’s an investment delegation Roi stunks Mining Company spawned nearby

Oh it’s by my house I have my own office and everything where are you Mining Company I found it here she is hey little creeper is in construction worker outfits look at all these diamonds dude although don’t creepers not have arms guys how are you supposed to mine with

No arms do you just blow it up aha the management office hello Mr construction creeper it feels very weird being this close to you don’t you blow up on me buddy I’ll have to call HR let’s see what we got here oh I see I can hit

These arrow keys here and I can select what ore I want to mine and that’s how much money I spend on it oh okay dude that’s cool okay so if I select diamonds here and I activate it the mine begins and there goes my money great working

Hard boys or hardly working am I right ah okay I should probably turn this off we got ourselves 16 diamonds just like that dude before I even crafted a crafting table we can get ourselves some Flint a little bit of cobblestone get some raw copper yeah raw iron some

Emeralds to flex on the villagers look at it oh that’s so cool man okay okay okay let’s stop using that that gets uh expensive pretty quick but the nice thing is we got ourselves a bunch of easy stuff oh gosh I just spent 14 on two pieces of cobblestone what is this

Villager trades pretty nice if you ask me very convenient no mining for me I heard something ah you’re back from your Advent oh my goodness a totem of a Dying dog thanks man I did not think it was going to be that kind of Journey based

On your gear I thought you’d come back with rotten flesh and somebody’s scalp well that was certainly worth it might as well send you on another adventure 300 emeralds for a totem of undying yes please that’ll help us stay alive and stuff next up choose a mode of

Transportation horse riding a stick toy a pony or a golden horse three hundred thousand dollars oh that cost more than my house did dude oh guys I probably shouldn’t right I I should buy the pony or the stick uh I bought the horse come on let’s go

Golden pony oh my gosh your jump is terrible you’re very slow you’re You’re Made Of Gold so I guess that makes sense jump pony beautiful I look so Majestic in front of my house mortgage payment 50 000 oh gosh I guess I still have to make payments on my Mansion well that’s not

Good it’s fine it’s fine I still have 300 000 emeralds it’s totally cool I’m not stressed about it I’ve got fireworks to keep me entertained yes a very valuable purchase we probably should be a little more cautious with our spending choose a way to craft and smelt ooh

Interesting I can buy a 3D item printer that’s so cool I can buy a slightly used crafting table or I could buy a blacksmith you know what all right all right this is the first time we’re not gonna buy the most expensive item we’re saving a little money let’s buy the

Blacksmith we still have some cash but we’re not you know being overly spendy right blacksmith spawned nearby oh cool oh wow very nearby okay greetings Mr blacksmith how are you I hope you’re worth every penny my boy I could have bought my myself a 3D item printer oh

Snap all right I can buy that’s actually an investment diamonds and emeralds I can buy a bunch of diamond armor whoa look at this chest plate in this sword man oh I need to trade my totem of undying oh that’s rough I also need some Gunpowder might hit the caves with my

Good old Monster Hunter and I need some obsidian so let’s take a gander over to our mind ah speak of the devil what’s up my boy what do you got for me today gunpowder yes oh perfect timing my dude I need that never mind disregard the cave exploration let’s get ourselves

Some obsidian here there we are how you doing Jeffrey A Hard Day’s Work working with your hands huh oh sorry I didn’t mean to offend you oh gosh stop stop that’s a lot of money there’s our beautiful obsidian my dude it’s A Hard Day’s Work pressing buttons alright

Let’s get this upgraded armor shall we hello blacksmith can’t help myself and check it out look at the enchantments dude let’s try it out shall we chest plate too small what what why oh no I can’t even wear it dude oh no oh no do you take refunds buddy ah

Uh final purchases well that’s great that’s fantastic should I buy oh it’s so tempting though dude a sword has no sizes just like a crafty plushie has those sizes on crafty dot store a great fit for any crafty fan all right let’s Splurge the explosive what does it say the

Explosive Diamond death blade oh wow let’s see what it does ah okay well does it work great on grass yeah yeah holy hold on can I use my deathblade dog take this creeper oh can I not oh no I literally can’t use it because I can’t attack mobs

Oh guys I’m making really poor financial decisions I shall drown my sorrows in filet mignon this is out how I spend money in real life I promise uh well at least I have some infinite food still my pizzas are still nice and ripe cheese is supposed to be sour right oh gosh golden

Horse can you not stand on top of my pizzas that’d be that’d be super awesome annoying neighbors have moved in next door what oh gosh right next door man what the heck dude illagers you could have picked any spot to be in this is really gonna affect the housing market

Or something I don’t know how houses work ah this day could not get any worse oh no well shouldn’t have said anything look at those pesky neighbors pumping their loud music they got a pool and everything dog I’m jealous I don’t have a pool hey okay what’s next Choose Your Entertainment oh

Spark It’s a million emeralds where I can’t afford that oh I could buy a puddle or I could buy a pool expansion well I mean even illagers have a pool right oh that’s very expensive golden horse wants it though all right just for you buddy I still got a little bit of

Cash on me oh those pillagers are gonna be jealous now now we’re talking take that pillagers dude look at me now swimming in Gold no wonder why you wanted this man it’s made of you the water is made of diamonds that I uh physically can’t pick up but that’s cool

It’s like playing bobbing for apples except they’re worth like 10 grand a piece yeah even the Monster Hunters getting in on this action you might slay monsters but you can still enjoy a nice pool party he doesn’t look like he’s having a great time I’ll be honest with

You oh I do feel a little guilty I just spent a lot of money on kind of a pointless item jealousy man you can’t let it get the best of you alright well let’s see what else we can buy shall we I really need to make progress on

Beating the game dude choose a way to activate portals ah more progress I assume they me like the nether portal and maybe the end portal we can buy a master warlock well can’t afford that multi-dimensional portal oh I shouldn’t dude man even the cheapest option is 500

All right well I guess we’ll take that I gotta be more careful with my spending dude the dark magic Apprentice let’s see what you got it’s just making a portal I mean it’s not that hard welcome to the world buddy boy oh goodness I like your

Hat what’s up Mr Apprentice man I don’t know what kind of wizardy powers you have but if you could not blow up my house that would be super awesome what do you got oh interesting so I can buy these books here and buying the books I

Guess he can use as spells to activate the portals or whatever all right well you need some obsidian and a flint and steel I know just a place to get those hello once again boys let’s get ourselves a couple more obsidian here all right that’s enough we’ll buy a

Little bit of raw iron and I I think I already yeah I already have Flint okay good wait how do I smell the iron oh no I have to do as little as possible oh gosh I did not think this went through how do I smelt iron hold on my good man

Can you smelt for me I guess I could maybe smelt in the furnace but oh moving the raw iron into the furnace is so hard oh cool I can trade you for an Ingot okay sweet let’s grab ourselves Some Coal there we go and uh yes my man

That’s what I’m looking for one irony could please thank you sir and now we’ve got a flint and steel back to the wizard we go I could totally do all this myself it’d be way less effort but that’s not the way this goes uh-huh we gotta do it

As lazy as possible and apparently that means doing a bunch of errands and trading a bunch of villagers hello my Wizardry man yes that’s what I’m looking for I trade you what it is I trade you a couple of these and boom we’ve got our

Book so now I can use this spell a spell that The Apprentice barely knows oh no I mean I did go pretty cheap on this so yeah you get what you pay for I guess let’s try it out shall we nether spell he’s activating it come on buddy use

Your Apprentice Powers uh please don’t blow up my house please don’t blow up my house please don’t did you do it where’s the portal hello oh gosh I see nether out there oh no my Fountain is lava now oh this is not good oh oh dude what happened man oh my poor

Fountain oh no oh gosh oh no this is not good oh goodness horse God we gotta run we gotta run oh no yes get him get him oh come on yes okay oh oh go get him get him oh gosh we got front front no don’t eat the pizza

Get on the horse come on Monster Hunter yes my man you’ve protected us well uh The Apprentice is sitting there like what I do our master hunter is certainly coming in handy uh we have a nether portal it’s not you know it didn’t totally blow up the house it did make a

Little bit of a mess but hey we can go to the nether now so that’s good and I still haven’t placed a single block 50 000 for house damages what I still have the mortgage to pay for too oh man I I should not have spent so much money dude

Okay well should we head into the nether I mean I I’ve Got My Bodyguard still so that’s good hmm is there anything in the shop to make this a bit easier choose a companion to defeat the blazes ah snap water Elemental fire truck that’s kind of cool but uh I literally can’t afford

The others and also the golden horse agrees we’re gonna buy the pyrophobic firefighter interesting a llama that specializes in fighting fires but is terrified of it oh no what’s up Mr lava man you ready to fight some blazes my dude a firefighter that’s afraid of fires that’s fine that’s totally normal

Oh hey check it out we’re right above a fortress all right well Mr llama my fate is in your hands so I wish you the best of luck well buddy I got a new mission for you can you head out and find some ender pearls for me my man well that

Covers our ender pearls and hopefully our blaze rods as well and while we wait might as well see if there’s something entertaining for us you’re broke and you want more entertainment hey man I didn’t ask for judgment uh movie theater Street streaming account uh I mean that might

Be kind of nice all right we’ll go with the cheap option we’ll buy a picture show for five dollars it’s five bucks okay don’t judge me oh very nice looks like we have an extension to our house it says uh picture shoe picture show they can’t even spell the sign right all

Right what kind of picture should we got some old-timey movie theater uh no it’s just a couple of photos Okay well that was useless five dollars ah and there it goes our final mortgage payment of fifty thousand dollars I am left with 25 emeralds oh no I’m not

Even at the stronghold yet dude what do you think golden horse shall we check on our boys hey guys how you doing down there we making progress there he is Mr llama how was your adventure buddy how’d you do yes 12 blaze rods you fought your

Fear of fires and you stood on top of a horse and now we’ve got our blaze rods and there’s our boy did he give it yeah 12 ender pearls dude nice job guys oh I’m proud of you and I’m very broke so you guys saved the day let’s trade this

Over to our buddy there you go and now we have the detect stronghold spell oh it’s not a spawn stronghold spell points in the direction of the stronghold using strange Magics okay well let’s try this out shall we what you got buddy oh my goodness oh no does he have a metal

Detector dog that’s not strange Magics dude that’s a thing you can buy at Home Depot keep going buddy yeah keep searching for that stronghold oh my gosh this is just embarrassing at this point he’s stuck on a tree he’s stuck on a tree okay I can’t

Even break the block well I guess we gotta follow this guy for a while we’re getting closer boys I can smell it I can also smell bankruptcy but that’s my bad hey did he find it oh finally we found the stronghold nice job that was great

You did a great job buddy I’m very proud of you with your strange Magics well how am I gonna dig down to the stronghold let’s find out choose a way to dig down spectator mode an elevator I can afford zombie with a shovel man sure sure we’re

Balling on the budget boys to the stronghold we go yeah ouch is that it oh no get on the zombie keep digging buddy oh my goodness I have to place down a new one every time I mean yeah sure sure it works it works thank you zombie boy

Keep taking us down yeah dig buddy dig I hope the magician was right we’re almost yeah okay okay good job Dark Magician we’ve made it oh this feels good man we are so close to beating the game I haven’t broken or placed down a single

Block aha here we are uh oh shoot dude I traded all of my ender pearls and everything Mr Apprentice can you help me out here buddy hello aha yes dude ah you built the portal buddy I’m so proud of you man as an apprentice honestly you’re my new favorite wizard all right I’m

Coming For You Dragon it’s your time Mr Dragon even though I have literally nothing to beat him with well I guess worst case scenario I can use fireworks let’s see if we have anything better in the shop here choose an ally to fight the dragon 10 million for the Wither

Storm the iron titan and for one dollar we can buy Jeremy all right well I guess we’ve got the sure Jeremy and I still have 19 emeralds here come on come on this dude wait a second oh look at that Jeremy’s throwing rocks yeah dude get him Jeremy oh heck yeah best

Dollar I’ve ever spent man this is awesome oh careful Jeremy don’t get caught up wait a minute Jeremy what shirt size are you buddy can I give you these items is that gonna work yeah yeah you can take Dragon I believe in you you were once a common villager causing Shenanigans but

Now a deadly Warrior yeah there we go keep going Jeremy hit that dragon all the Rocks curve are you throwing curveballs dog yeah keep going dude yeah you and I can tag team this buddy you throw the Rocks as soon as he perches I’m using my fireworks here he comes

Here he comes here we go ah no no no don’t kill me now go fireworks go get him come on get him yeah we’ve done it yeah dude a firework celebration wait does that count as placing blocks oh did I lose the challenge well we took out the dragon

Almost as lazy as possible but you shouldn’t be lazy I guess the moral of the story is be a little careful with your spending and if you could hire a villager named Jeremy for a dollar definitely do it don’t forget to leave a like and see you guys in the next one