Cypher410 – Minecraft Hardcore Survival Part 16

Okay I’m live now Jesus Christ that was weird so what you’re saying is they introduced a woman and it ruined it [Laughter] she did ruin it I don’t think anybody cared for the female being added no that was three two was the evil cup it was like the

Dude tried to pretend like a cop he was a Terminator you are a [ __ ] nerd like I’m sorry about how do you remember that no the woman yeah the woman was in the third one the second one was the evil uh male one Stacy I told you y’all went downhill

After the third one or the third one was the bad one the third one was the one with the female that movie was cringe because if I remember the premise of that movie wasn’t Sheila trying to set off the nukes yeah cringe how do y’all lose to one robot cringed

This is why you don’t let a woman get in office this is why I’ve always stayed if I have a female president she’ll set off the nukes it’s a machine injected with it with a [ __ ] virus I don’t know okay okay look man we would lose to something from

500 years in the past okay let’s be honest here we would lose to dinosaurs when they came back and we they went extinct millions of years ago so you’re saying the army of humans is beating an army of T-Rexes get wizard super [ __ ] dumb Toby you gotta remember humans are the

Type of people that will try to capture them and tame them just to get killed or capture them and enhance them to be bigger and stronger you have to remember this no but you know it’s true though they will try to turn these things into [ __ ] soldiers

They’ll be on some Hulk [ __ ] and try to make a T-Rex [ __ ] humanoid Soldier Toby you know humans are stupid enough to do that they are humans are dumb creatures Toby they’re like a chance for new weapons capture it alive capture it alive with the [ __ ] T-Rex what do you want me to

Do capture it alive can you imagine being that one soldier who just enlisted and your first mission is to go capture a T-Rex alive okay okay thank you okay I think I’d rather go against a velociraptor I don’t know it’s from the movie tremors yeah I [ __ ] that I’m not trying to deal

With something that’s [ __ ] huge comes from underground at least the Velociraptor it’s on the same footing as you yeah but at least with the Velociraptor there’s six of you you can all just shoot it with [ __ ] tranquilizers and it’s going down [Applause] at least we both know that to be true

Just trying that [ __ ] now the [ __ ] tremor it’s gonna come after you one by one and you’re dead okay humans are dumb humans aren’t smart we’re gonna die we’re all new recruits and [ __ ] you don’t have that one dude who thinks he’s [ __ ] Rambo and he’s

Gonna try to look guys I’m gonna what if you want it now he’s dead first Oh no I don’t like this enough better not be the predator I quit don’t [ __ ] you I don’t want a second option to go home [Applause] your Jedi is away what do you mean why don’t you just shoot me yourself you coward for one the Predator is gonna hunt me

Down and kill me regardless and how many Xenoverse were the 20 you only need one to kill you I’m dead why do you hate me why do you hate me it don’t matter you’re dead you are a terrible person I’m not that [ __ ] [ __ ] I already

Forgot her name to make lead but I’m not her I’m gonna die [Applause] [ __ ] tell me you do it I ain’t doing this [ __ ] oh yeah because the other one was probable all right I’m not Jason stath head character shut the [ __ ] up I hate you how is this easy

And let me get this straight this is the easy option I genuinely think he hates me you’re sending me to my death what what did I do to you I do what do I have to kill the queen do I have a [ __ ] do I have a rocket a quad launcher

All right how am I dragging that fat [ __ ] with me but you said you’re by yourself okay how am I def okay here’s the problem the Queen’s xenomorph she always has other Xenomorphs with her but can she call them can she call them to her but that doesn’t mean that she can’t

Why do you want me to die that is some [ __ ] no I’m you are a terrible person I’m not outrunning a T-Rex Toby I’m not gonna sit still I’m gonna be quivering and pissing my pants it’s a [ __ ] T-Rex I’m going to die this isn’t Jurassic Park Toby this is a Jurassic Park

I’m gonna die I’m 360 something pounds I’m dead I’m not out running [ __ ] the dinosaur it’s still a lot easier to get characters capture the Megalodon in life [ __ ] you character wants me to jump in the water and try to [ __ ] bear hug a [ __ ] Megalodon character you are an [ __ ]

I’m not even six foot Carrington you [ __ ] ass your character you capture the Megalodon get dick okay foreign I hope we get hit by a car look I’ll take uh being hunted by The Predator if you go capture a T-Rex I mean none of the other options are as good either

Wrong with you yeah on a code he’s gonna [ __ ] headshot me and go boom Headshot wow yeah I’m dead they’re good at head-to-hand combat I’m still losing tell me what the [ __ ] is wrong with you hey Chad y’all want to see me [ __ ] 1v1 the predator I’m dead

The samurai has training I play video games for a living to be fair that Predator was probably also using the same webinar I was respect my honor Honor Code get their [ __ ] assassins going around killing people actually killing anything really yeah they’re also responsible for counting down Xenomorphs and this particular responsibility for

Their actions so what you’re saying is they’re scared of the fade if I had nukes I guess we’re all dying together I’m adding this [ __ ] in a draw I’m sending a nuke straight to the Core all I know is if we ever discover some xenomorph like thing on this planet I am

I am Elon Musk in this [ __ ] and I am leaving the planet thank you I’m not living on a planet with a xenover I’m good I think I would rather be hunted by a T-Rex except I’m a quadriplegic I’m waiting for the comic where the human [ __ ] the Xenomorph why’d you go quiet

Okay I thought he’s about to say it it already happened you already know there’s Comics like that out [ __ ] uh what’s his name take a [ __ ] I think said he [ __ ] likes Xenomorphs a lot okay how about I scare the xenomorph Away by saying what that tongue do though what

That mouth do though double [ __ ] I got a [ __ ] without a [ __ ] hello James you joined at the most opportune time laughs are you strumming I’m strumming you sound half dead sir are you tired okay are you okay that was at the start of the game too

I’m waiting for Peter to get back home foreign I need my beauty sleeper you’re wrong for this I love the dragon’s breath what do you mean it’s fair and balanced as the world should be fair and Bounds oh the street sweeper got it oh God [ __ ] shipment

All right so with that one clip but they just shot you with a shotgun through the smoke oh my God dumbest map ever I’m sorry but if you can do that on that that’s so dumb but shipment is just so small I mean I love spawn again getting shot that this is bad

That doesn’t sound good for marketing I haven’t been in the parties much lately or messaging anybody I’ve been busy with my strumming my streams have been doing really good [Applause] I don’t even see it whenever I’m streaming to have notifications of I’m becoming you I don’t sleep and all they do is stream

It would work and then I sleep for like 10 minutes or you’ll fall asleep at [ __ ] seven in the morning wake up at 701 stream street fighter for 12 hours [Applause] [Applause] well how often do people actually use RPGs in a modern warfare did you see you

What was that oh God did you send another [ __ ] clip [Applause] [Applause] so an actual in-game purchase that makes your game play better [Applause] you sound so [ __ ] depressed like you do though Honestly though but then I come here questioning me like why why is he why is he is talking to somebody

I finally learned how to [ __ ] update my bio on mobile that because you can’t do it normally [Applause] at least you’re not stealing the Nicki Minaj twerkers [Applause] you’ve gotten lucky no one person I’m not watching this clip it was a short he knocked a dude and he

Said hey you can rev uh you know come back to life because he’s playing Warzone and he said if he twerk for me on this fence I’ll let you live [ __ ] instant clan on the fence try to twerk when Nicki Minaj foreign looks like twerking they gave her like [ __ ]

Too much in the trunk oh that thing people are just too damn bad you could just look up a bundle of a scope that makes the enemies red literally can just Google and figure out the name I’ll just sleep it off [Applause] wait wait asleep okay let’s go where had rendez

Because now that’s probably gonna be like the only scope you [ __ ] use [Applause] I it’s all good Cameron it’s all good [Applause] it’s just like are you threatening us Modern Warfare 2 just to play the campaign in Modern Warfare just to play their campaign that’s it no other reason

How much is that normal money yeah I’m definitely doing fortnite later Cameron Forest you’re doing this for a scope for a scope [Applause] 20 this is a 20 scope I don’t know what time yet Cameron put it like this my fortnite streams have gotten so crazy every time I load

Up on fortnite I have like 10 people spamming me within uh requests to join me just so they can be a part of my streams yeah I’m getting spammed heavily [Applause] almost to the point where I think about turning off notifications on mushrooms they don’t spam he just asks us to play

It’s like well I’ve already asked you I don’t care anymore it’s like I don’t really care it’s just Jesus Christ and like after they’ll spam it they’ll be in the lobby for like a minute and be like Oh I’m gonna play with somebody else but uh

You just you just spammed me to join and now you’re leaving and then the second we load into a match they requested join back it’s like at that point [ __ ] off I usually stream fortnite with my friend Kakarot so well I got double tap but in multiplayer I mean yeah that’s Lexi

Oh did I finally get rid of all of it hey it’s all gone let’s go I mean you already have 50 in the clips so you essentially already have 100 bullets do you run scavenger well there you go that works it still gets the job done right you’re

Still getting a lot of kills and stuff right I mean we got a tune I feel like 150 would be too much at that point because then you just never need to run scavenger I don’t know it’s just maybe it’ll change in the next card who knows

Yeah they hate their they hate their [ __ ] fan base and gamers there’s always still like you were like oh this car is going to be perfect and then there’s that one thing they do [ __ ] wrong that completely ruins the gameplay for a while Nerf Nerf listen I’m giving them the benefit of

The doubt all right oh yeah you’re never nice look man they’re trying their best to piss us off why are they lying I I guarantee they mostly play switch too that’s why they’re saying it how about this play subnautica without your game crashing then I’ll believe you

I mean even then that would be kind of a stretch because I’ve been seeing a lot of [ __ ] where the Mortal Kombat characters look weird in some of the uh like if like the freeze frames where they look very interesting to say these over here looking like some PS3 graphics it’s yeah

There’s a lot of things that shouldn’t be on the switch a lot of Nintendo Fanboys right that are thinking they’re gonna get uh Final Fantasy 7 remake they think they’re going to be getting like these higher resolution games with good graphics I’m like no you’re not your switch will explode and your

Parents one of your parents will die in the process no you’re it’s not happening sorry switch cannot handle crazy good graphics that’s why you get Zelda you can have that glitchy mess like yeah it’s fun to play but too many glitches for me these are so many ways you can exploit that game

Even then the game’s not even harder without it so it’s like you want easy mode don’t play the game at all [Applause] it’s just very [ __ ] cringe [ __ ] you go ahead so okay so let me ask this so and everybody before the first Dark Souls game came out had no credibility so for

Like 40 years you had no credibility you couldn’t critique any games for like 40 years well I guess I can critique games because I technically bloodborne is a Souls game so I guess I could critique but then again nobody’s still going to listen to my opinion so I mean

Let’s be honest you can play every Dark Souls game in existence bloodborne codeine all these [ __ ] soul slight games nobody’s still going to listen to your opinion hell oh I play Dark Souls so you know what I’m gonna give an opinion on Street Fighter 6 even though I don’t have it

You’re not gonna listen to me but what they’re saying is you can’t critique gaming if you’ve never played Dark Souls which is a dumb thing to say what is a Souls like game but in their eyes they’re gonna call you stupid because it’s like that’s anime foreign

‘s actually [ __ ] difficult by the way this guy’s got a good story and he’s got creatable character so I mean it’s fun I almost raised quit one time I remember uh what was it me uh James and Peter started it literally on the same day and then after that

First day I’m the only one still playing well Peter can’t [ __ ] figure out his way out of a [ __ ] Chinese finger trap he liked it it’s just it I think he got stuck on the first bus no that’s a tutorial one I think Peter got past that it was the one after that

One because the bosses are easy well because uh towards the end of the game you run into a double boss you have two overpowered bosses swing at you the same time and you there’s like no way of getting through it oh no Blah Blah’s worse bloodborne had three at once I cried okay

I am on episode 16 of my Minecraft world Ly but yeah code mate I think I got to like 80 trophies on that game and now it’s just one playthrough because you you do have to play the game uh I think at least three times for all the endings and the true end of you can actually get

Locked out of it if you uh because there’s like certain items you have to pick up before you get to certain bosses because if you don’t uh the characters die because there are some characters that you can save if you grab these certain items but if

You don’t they turn to Ash and God so I’m sorry for this one character I got a little brother killed because I didn’t grab all both of his items so GG in the chat for him I guess got the little boy killed but it’s okay

I saved big titty chick who scars on her body it’s fine biased no I’m staying biased look man she was called the uh something something throat I’m like oh after that’s what I was thinking like oh what’d you do with her throat she has something to do with her throat

I’m sitting here like oh interesting playing what is it for a street fighter [Applause] ow [Applause] [Applause] foreign again honestly just get that Platinum [ __ ] uh dreamers okay excuse 21 I got it she said she was going to be back to get her son off the

Bus but no signs of her yet that’s fun 255 . did that destroy all these actually those still over there but I gotta keep those there it is what it is I need to destroy those sonic sonic boom ding ding the enthusiasm in your voice is uncannon

The insurmountable joy in your voice is just it’s there hey James can you can you give me your best wind blade [Laughter] I just want to hear this unenthusiastic [ __ ] winbling you’re no fun I’m here to kill you all right I’ll take berries someone hates Kyle get shot cringe

I’m gonna play with my cocoa beans nah man I remember the PewDiePie cocoa melon beef man made a [ __ ] cocoa melon dish right I don’t know if anybody else remembers that PewDiePie had a [ __ ] diss track on Coco melon PewDiePie’s the best I need to go get another [ __ ] Library

You said about that white chick she thinks that that white chick who thinks she’s black that don’t make you black and you say the word honey I you could literally have two white parents move to Africa give birth to you there but that don’t make you black [ __ ] women dude

Not to mention if you give her the right to say you’re gonna have other white people coming out saying well if she could say why can’t I say it that just feels biased and wrong and it’s gonna be the whole thing and it’s gonna cause a lot of controversy and dumb [ __ ]

It’s not America member she’s from Africa and get and they get away with it too you know what they should have done for that white girl who was trying to say she was a blackish [ __ ] send it to one of those tribal Islands literally sent her to one of those

Islands but all right go live with them if you can survive 24 hours on their island with no gear you can you could have the overpass I’m only say this because people all know she’s not gonna make it we’re just getting rid of her this polar bear is trying to kill me Traders

[Laughter] I mean I guess that’s a fair assumption even though it’s not really their fault can’t really choose where you’re born or who you’re born from foreign For my car it only Savages like 40 bucks a month but the new insurance a lot more stuff so I got um us in you know like a rental insurance so say somebody end up in here it would cover a certain amount for like stuff that you don’t or damaged TV displaystation problems

You know things like that um I’m still going to say that Taiwan is its own country just to piss people off you can’t see me my time is now are they Peter Smith where the hell is that schmuck he says he’s not going to be on his PlayStation when he gets home

Did he ask you to play Smash I didn’t get anybody to smash he just told me just not going to be on PlayStation that [ __ ] yes and that was a [ __ ] yo tell Peter I want to play Smash I’ll play yo spectate you’ll spectate what’s my God damn it

This villager is gonna die if I am not careful and then for signing up for the new insurance policy business yeah I did everything I needed to do are you sure it’s taken care of birth control I am struggling like the Villager though this is oh

So you know how fan has policy for his job get in the boat it costs a month right so for my insurance um took me [ __ ] 10 minutes getting this villager and a damn boat bathroom 27 for dating and 21 for me but mine actually mine is double but the kidneys

And then my car ensuring is actually in the 125. the other stuff that that’s what makes it 260 is all the other stuff added on there and then if I get into a car accident and it’s my fault they’ll cover up to fifty thousand dollars towing service travel expenses whatever

And if somebody hits me and they’re not insurance I’m covering so I think it’s good to the kids life insurance is guarantee whole life that’s weird for the whole cover for their whole life I think I’m covered in film 60 and then I need to renew they usually hold the same

Which Need for Speed are you even playing we all have heat but huh about an hour and a half ago it would play Need for Speed heat but if I can I don’t know I don’t know like I like playing these pieces I just get bored playing a racing game not yet now

I’ll still do it even what you making oh yeah if I don’t do it first a single problem I got right now money couldn’t take care of it you’ll tell a person that would whip your money out in front of people brag about it and when they rob you you ask

Them why did you rob me [Applause] now my dad literally just whipping out his money you know this is all I am [ __ ] casually rip [ __ ] pulls out hundreds of dollars I could easily do that Make some chloroform look at Bill Cosby is ass you know that just casually Just Whipped out 3600 from his wallet oh my bad four thousand yeah and even so this is all I have me also me thinking about knocking out my father It’s like when it’s here they had a chance to have an idea will you knock out my dad with me All hundreds yeah he’s stupid well it’s money from his disability so if he lists left it in the bank they would question why he hasn’t been spending his money disability they don’t let you stock up money like that so you have to take it out yeah disability is stupid like that you

Can’t save your own money it’s like you can’t be smart with money you have to save it that make you just you can’t like just save it in your account I I’ve never understood it it’s it’s dumb you just have to that’s why you like it is safe or some [ __ ] and

Just hold on to your money yeah I’ve never understood it myself but that’s just how they’ve always been so he’s always had to take out he would take out the whole check put up the side that’s like for building [ __ ] and then he would just put the rest and uh put it

Away at home it is dumb yeah but how they do it so they just don’t want to stockpiling money [ __ ] because at that point they’re like okay you’re getting too much money you don’t need all this that’s how they’ll view it which I can understand because at that

Point they’ll probably feel like okay you’re using the system we’re gonna take all this money finally like that because he’s not he’s back so if he’s giving us money and he’s able to stockpile money they’re gonna think they’re giving him too much money because he’s able to live

Off of what they’re already giving him and plus all this extra so it’s like wait how come you’re you got four thousand dollars we only give you a thousand a month how do you have four thousand saved up like are we giving you too much so if he makes it look like you’re

Spending your money so it’s like okay so he is using all his money he’s not getting too much it’s a stupid process but okay so what they’re doing is they’re taking it away from some people who are going to be now deemed worthy of work like they’re gonna be more strict with

It I believe is what they were saying because you have [ __ ] who were in like their 20s nothing wrong with them physically but they’ll be like Oh I’m anxiety anxiety I can’t handle people but yeah they go out and party with that exact same money they get from this building foreign

Like if your excuse is just that you can’t deal with people and that’s a shitty excuse because you can get jobs that don’t involve you being around people just look at yours you’re basically by yourself most of the time aren’t you [Applause] Jesus Jesus Christ thank you give this man a raise

Money money sound like my sister so you’re working double shift you’re working double shifts that’s what you’re doing so at 16 hours is not a shift that is not a shift that is cruelty and unusual punishment they’re telling you it’s one shift so you’re staying in extra ship

So yeah double shifts which sucks but I mean I guess it’s more money in your pocket but it’s less also less time on your hands for what you want to do I mean it’s still just a little bit you should still technically get a little bit extra for yourself because

You’re not work just working just to work I know I know that much [Applause] and don’t worry when tax time comes around you owe them maybe more money it’s oh I’ve always found it weird to me you if you don’t make a lot of money you

Don’t get money back you end up having to pay back but you have the people who make a [ __ ] ton of money they get money back it does not make sense you would think it would be the opposite because we don’t have the money to pay

Back but they do but they get more money it’s a broken white system see what it is because there was so many smart people that set it up that way look thank you a little bit we I even I can agree this whole system was set up by old white people

It’s always the tax system was set up by all Races white people back in the day and that system is still standing system is dumb like I’ll be the first Caucasian to tell you even I think it’s a stupid [ __ ] system and it’s like I’m Caucasian

But even I agree with you it’s stupid because I’m also suffering because there’s like 20 different things you get taxed on school tax all kinds of [ __ ] manages depends on location Occupation okay first off what is his authenticity okay okay so Saturday okay so I don’t understand then are y’all making the same amount hourly that’s why you’re getting taxed more it’s because you’re making one that’s why well to be fair his mind is being taxless ain’t it

Since his since he’s making less the percentage of money that gets taken out which it would be lower because he’s making lower okay by coin okay America means America can we chop it up to that America be in America either way it’s a broken system hell hey

Just just make money on YouTube they don’t tax you I know so many YouTubers that don’t pay taxes I will not say names on stream I actually have a friend who makes decent money on YouTube uh but he doesn’t pay taxes whose name I will not disclose on stream eat my ass Susan

Funny thing actually I shouldn’t say this never mind god dude I’m about to expose him [ __ ] I was about to say well I was literally about to say how you can find his name who do you think it is just go ahead say it [ __ ] I don’t care I know no

[ __ ] how do I do this without my stream hearing me I’ll just say I don’t even care uh it’s somebody on my featured he has like a hundred and like 40 000 Subs he makes some decent amount but none of that it gets taxed when was this stuff like when was that

Julie Fair things are different now like there’s different types of way you can make money on YouTube now too like super chats and all that I would say it back then 2017 there was like uh there wasn’t like certain ways to make money like you could we made

Money but like there wasn’t all this extra [ __ ] now I don’t even think in 2017 that I don’t even think we have membership in 2017 on YouTube I don’t remember like tears and [ __ ] now you have like 30 40 tears yeah hey for an extra 20 a month you get stickers

It literally be like that though so I mean little you just get stickers [Applause] but um plus you know you can start making money technically from um memberships and uh merchandise and super chats no not sponsors not sponsors but super chats donations um memberships and merchandise at 500 Subs

They yeah they added it to 500 yeah and once you’re at a thousand that’s when you get ads they just they made it easier for people to get start making money but if you want that big thing from funds I mean funds ad Revenue so it’s it’s interesting oh

Yeah man Tic Tac the dumbest thing ever where’d she go she went out there awfully [ __ ] early all right Cameron I’ll end up adding here she’s getting him off the bus right okay isn’t it easy to start making money on [ __ ] twitch like don’t you just need like 50 followers start foreign Come on Foreign I’d say the best way to [ __ ] make money on any type of stream of service like as a bit safe best bed is like Minecraft and [ __ ] fortnite and Pokemon I’m talking about in like terms of family friend because you know fortnite’s always looked at this as a

Kid’s game and [ __ ] Minecraft you know Minecraft uh it said Pokemon or just sucking the dick off of YouTube and twitch and just seeing about how good they are because people actually do that they’ll have a there’s a there’s a whole Channel on YouTube dedicated just like sucking off YouTube today

Surprise cyberpunks on there my comment stays the same I’m surprised cyberpunk is still on there I’m surprised Hawkeyes was not on that list you know there is the amount of people that played if people are trying to say Hong Kong is going to be better than [ __ ] ganshin

It’s really just [ __ ] turn base been there done that I feel insulted not if anything it’s just like honkai impact third you might have heard that name from now and then I mean it’s got honkai in the name so I mean thank you that’s not bad

To be fair that I can probably see twitch just not advertising it because it’s not it’s not like a main game maybe that could be the people like testing you’re not getting Early Access because I do know some streamers that have already uh gotten access to the game

Yeah I know a k-wire speedy had access to it bet you haven’t heard that name in Forever I’ve been watching that dude since like 2009 dude that that was he was one of the biggest people on YouTube in 2013. in 2013 he had five million Subs it’s

2023 his main his main Channel only has six million Subs he doesn’t upload on his man anymore he only uploads on his second Channel but he’s still doing good but like half of their group doesn’t even play with each other anymore like they were like one of the big

People I used to watch back in the day I can still name all their [ __ ] names now I know it was probably heard of this one you ever heard of legion would you like to know fun fact a legion he first became big because okay we’re

Speedy and them his group of friends met him in a Black Ops 2 Lobby and he started playing with them and that’s how Legion got numb Legion was just some randomly that who worked at Best Buy playing Black Ops 2 at that time he wasn’t even a streamer or nothing

They just randomly met him in a random Lobby on search and he was doing voices back in like 2000 late 2012 early 2013. I remember the first video uh he has popped up in [ __ ] was doing voices from Bane I was born like I could literally I literally can

Find the video of where Legion first popped up on YouTube and it was in KYR Speedy’s video he was originally a part of their group called The Crew he ended up leaving the group because they were switching over to PC and he was still playing on console

And if you think about it that poly was better for him because now he’s playing with he started playing with like Vanoss and them and he got bigger started playing with Ninja Tim Batman all of them he could argue to say he did better from leaving that their group

Because uh half of the cruise group don’t even upload and like one or two of them left the group the only one that’s still doing good is [ __ ] what speedy and [ __ ] sidearms I’m talking about the crew group at met Legion yeah the only ones that are really doing

Good are like two or three people [ __ ] Deluxe 4 krsp inside him for reason s if I blame you tell me but Toby I want to blame you I can’t I want to get another pickaxe I’m gonna do this first sharpness four Unbreaking three knockback two give me

That and then I combine these two books the eluding three sharpness four on breaking three looting three knock back two oh this sword is so good do you have crossbow PC boys I swear I know I know do what you do though thank you I’m just playing where am I dark dirt where the [ __ ] are my lanterns am I blind there’s my lanterns I think yeah I need to I need to guess okay I now have access to looting

Which is [ __ ] awesome I have a looting three sword I have Fortune three I have access to mending I have access to silk touch books I have access to looting I need to get me another villager that gives me [ __ ] um Fortune so now we have access to all the good enchantments

Actually on breaking would also be nice okay I’m nerding I spy something with my little eye Caucasian yo why one of my iron golems over here what are you doing bro Cameron I’ll stream when I feel like streaming fortnite it’ll probably be later like later on in the night I don’t know

If I’m gonna do a fortnight at five because I actually do have a lot the stuff that need to get done on um Minecraft and I don’t know if I’m gonna be able to get it done that fast is like six or seven brain come child I understand

[ __ ] that guy am I right he knows I’m kidding oh this villager [ __ ] sucks oh my God what’s the vanishing that’s got to be the worst [ __ ] book I’ve ever seen in my life and it’s 45 emeralds yeah [ __ ] that I have nothing 45 emeralds for that you

Got me all kinds of bugs I’m trying to work on this filter just to get a [ __ ] enchantment that just uh causes the item to disappear when you die like it doesn’t drop on the ground not only is that also useless for me because on this world if I die the world

At starting the world so that’s useless to me regardless I guess what’s my books I need to find my knowledge I hear my knowledge my father he likes to play with knives I wonder how I got these scars still my favorite Joker [ __ ] You Toby he was a good Joker

He’s got another silk touch villager Jesus Christ this one has looting ends though touch oh what does this one give me that’s hot [Applause] that’s next thing can I trade glowing insects the purpose of glowing octopuses in this game baby okay so I need normal octopus insects I can’t use the glowing ones

Why doesn’t glowing work why are we sick why are we segregating the glowing ones I don’t get it I have rabbit stew what’s some rabbits do James I got rabbits too I could go in the [ __ ] the the guy oh no okay but how long did it ring though how

Long did it ring if it was 10 seconds or less he can’t get copyrighted Facebook is dumb even okay YouTube’s dumb because there’s copyright rights like yo no no there’s copyright rights where you can place them for a certain amount of time and you can’t get copyrighted whoever [ __ ] did that is stupid

[ __ ] Bots are dumb dude they don’t even follow their own guidelines it’s so dumb somebody read this man is Miranda Rights no somebody needs to read YouTube their own rights look at this stupid YouTube is dumb dude except for me because I know how to work around the system [Applause]

You just need to tell YouTube that they’re youtubing wrong okay what’s up wait what’s worth 14.99 no are you talking about the YouTube membership yeah imagine paying money on YouTube I’m not giving YouTube 15 a month just to not have five second ads that I can skip

Yeah but those 30 second ads after five seconds there’s a skip button yeah I’ve never had one 30 second one that I couldn’t skip it Hey how do I do it today Yeah but did that they’re not you can skip that ad though okay just give it just skip it this man was like an anime protagonist and he saw his friends die and he saw an ad pop-up never again I won’t go through this pain ever again [ __ ] James is a [ __ ] anime protagonist

I hate all of you I’m gonna go do some trades in the [ __ ] nether [ __ ] this I’m in the mood to jump off a bridge Cameron I I don’t know if she’s going to be on I I honestly don’t know what the hell is party animals I’m good

I need to get it do I not have an enchanted golden one I’ll just say this one I’ll just do this one I’m doing another I’m gonna do some gold training Trading another you can give uh the maglins gold for items you know what else is a semi-auto my penis hello How’s everybody in the chat doing I haven’t communicated with my chat much how y’all doing I know but I have like I had like four or five people in here and then he was the only one talking um give me some more emeralds uh ender pearls please hey I’ll take more fire breathing

Potions I need to find another Fortress I am literally almost 20 [ __ ] live streams in and I don’t know you gonna trade somebody do a trade with me what the hell nobody’s doing gold trades with me what the [ __ ] thank you they’re not trading anymore oh this guy’s Trading

I’m trying to just they like to go gold well is that gravel I gave this man a piece of gold and he gave me gravel no it’s not oh that modeling was emoting he like waved his sword at me yo the nether is pretty cool I’m playing on a texture pad

I’m just playing on the old school fantasy one give me something good string yay I gave him gold he gave me string Equivalent Exchange am I right I don’t know obsidian I guess that’s worth one gold hey would you like to do a trade with me what

I swear to God if y’all give me string again I’m gonna kill all of you I will unbirth all of you I’ll send you to the next dimension he gave me tree yeah there’s these there’s these uh piglet type creatures in the nether where if you give them a gold bar

They’ll pick it up appraise it and they’ll trade it with you the suit just gave me a fire charge dude stop giving me shring also they will attack you if you don’t have at least one piece of gold armor on the people you try to go with if you

Don’t have at least one piece of gold armor on they’ll all attack him because they’re obsessed with gold if you’re not wearing gold if you don’t like gold like them they attack you you know kind of like real life if you don’t believe in what they believe in you’re doing you’re living wrong

It’s like real life if your beliefs don’t match up with theirs you know you’re the enemy can you give me ender pearls that’s literally what I’m here for I literally just want Ender Pearls give me ender pearls I just heard something die what three oh this one gave me quartz

And their pearls stop giving me blocks oh my god I’ve already gotten 26 pieces of gravel what is happening and then a 40 pieces of gold this one has a crossbow this one gave me iron boots oh my like oh yeah these are brand new

Iron boots so I’ll take it I don’t use iron anymore but hey you know I got diamonds on but it’s fine bro will somebody give me ender pearls please this is like the only way I can have access to end your pearls right now he gave me ender pearls girls

Wait oh he gave me leather okay yo you want to give me some more ender pearls man you already gave me three seconds he gave me nether brick I can literally farm this on the ground I feel I feel cheated I feel sexually abused in Minecraft how does that work

You know it’d be nice to find a Bastion oh [ __ ] me [ __ ] me oh that [ __ ] that [ __ ] that [ __ ] it took me 16 streams to finally start using a bow [ __ ] you [ __ ] [ __ ] you [ __ ] I’m using a shield I I’m sweating in Minecraft I ain’t taking no damage

Stop running for me Billy [Applause] I’m farming me there’s a um an enemy in the nether that drops meat when you kill him I like these giant fat [ __ ] pigs speak of the devil also if you’re wearing they will help you hunt them down and then they’ll emote on them after you

Kill them it’s pigs hunting pigs it’s a good day to be alive you can’t go wrong with farming a little bit of quartz this is tell me they have Bravo Toby’s reloading you told me I’m gonna tell you James this whole time there has been another Fortress by my portal

I just bought like 40 blocks in One Direction and there was another portal this whole time I’ve been like neglecting to go explore because I thought it would be take forever to find one it was right there yeah what now find me [ __ ] oh why are you running oh what happened but Billy

Yeah he’s trying to find somebody with Diamond Armor eat my dick okay so now that I have access to the nether let’s do some more gold trades oh they’re throwing blocks at me this is going great yeah get him boys [ __ ] yeah go team I’m one of you

They’re just throwing blocks on the ground I love it I just threw a piece of meat on the ground I have over a stack of gravel Jesus Christ I’m just trying to get [ __ ] ender pearls bro only one person has gave me Emperor and at like 70 pieces of gold

Because somebody dropped me in a roll stop throwing me gravel or I’ve gone through all my gold trying to get [ __ ] Ender Bros can y’all stop throwing me blocks okay inner pearls out of that oh time to go suit up for the nether fortress whatever I’m going through the forces

Hey James you want to watch me go through the Fortress and get jumped by up the a bunch of tall black guys foreign skeletons but you know what I said is technically true right yeah Omar but like why did they make the wither skeletons taller than the white skeletons

Y’all see something here yeah a little sassy it is it’s a conspiracy it’s a conspiracy bro hey James do you have my stream pulled up okay do you see this diamond sword I have the sharpness for I’m breaking three looting three not back two mending one it is a really good sword

I just made it this shrimp time to use my fortune pick to get this gold because uh it repairs to pick uh whatever a piece of equipment has on it once you get XP it uses XP to repair it which I always thought was pretty cool

See if my XP wasn’t going up but since my pickaxe is repaired now it’s going up and I have unlimited mending books because I have a villager that gives mending books you can you get it I’m gonna report you because you’re on the dark side foreign I learned it from you

Stop the cap it’s looking self cab he is he is proceeding to lie indefinitely you’re the type of person to show up in courtroom and just be like that one dude but like I play the fifth I play the fish [Applause] but I forgot that [ __ ] dude’s name

Yo maybe a gold Apple would be nice to bring laughs trying to think well you know he was giving it for free you’re not the only one who also bad uh you ain’t you’re not the only one who also borrowed yeah I know because we all were gonna

Play it then only I played it here because my friends hate me he’s not denying it seems you’re an [ __ ] I’m gonna cry I’m gonna cry oh you’re right you loathe me it’s like I don’t hate you I love you oh you love me that is not what I said

My Shields have broke I need to make a new Shield I will send you to the next dimension [Applause] I need a shield so I need to what game thank you speaking of party stuff uh in four days we have the foam Stars beta Robin

Hell yeah Toby you down to play some fun Stars beta I think Tommy died he was sent to the next dimension you could blame Peter for teaching me that I didn’t watch ocean dub Dragon Ball so I never knew about it I’m going to the nether wish me luck I’m gonna die

I’m gonna [ __ ] die all right time to go die in another remember if I die this world’s over and I gotta start a new one it’s the risk it’s the risk of the game let’s go okay at least I know where my Fortress is at I almost forgot I think I already forgot

That was this way I don’t like having to run around a bunch of [ __ ] mogulans and [ __ ] just to get to it but I do what I gotta do it’s this way as a long drop I do not want to fall down I need to get over there

Um I need a way to know how to get back oh this is also another conundrum uh where’s my torches I can just kind of like Mark up this whole area over here with torches my best bet to try to figure out how to get back

Okay that’s what I’m gonna do okay first uh I need to get blocked right I need blocks because I need to build my way over to the [ __ ] portraits oh thank you I would attempt to help but I haven’t had a computer since I was like 19. sounds like a bunch of Hoops what in the military classified information are you speaking to me right now foreign [Applause] foreign resistant potions this shit’s about to get crazy time to go inside the Fortress James

Here we go bernardia oh I’m dead He’s edging Foreign skeletons are scary okay I have also you got something yeah just say you hate it oh I already see a blaze which is like the main thing I’m here for go ahead set me on fire I have fire resistance [ __ ] oh we got Place rods already okay

Oh that’s right I need to save these coordinates before I do anything okay so you’re in my stream right can you type the coordinates that are on my screen right now like into the chat just so I haven’t remembered foreign health that works yeah that works I need to make a safe room

Because I lost half my health right there I have a gold helmet okay wither skeleton oh I just one shot it I did not mean to do that time to explore ah skeleton ah dark ones oh my God they hit hard ah foreign I gotta fight it Oh I’m burning foreign Foreign do you have a helmet but it made a broke sound I’m not continue to go this way I can hear the [ __ ] call foreign Thank you I got a Wither skull rare item by the way foreign I can’t believe I got a weather skull hello hello hello hello hello hello gentlemen hello gentlemen foreign I already have three wither skulls I could fight back I can already fight the wizard okay I have four wither skulls foreign

Yeah I got four wither skulls they’re only a two percent drop and I already got four no that it’s not guaranteed job oh that’s interesting no but if it’s that’s weird though this Fortress is so big oh my God it’s still going oh my God it’s still go

I just found like 300 more paths I’m having fun though I’m surprised I’m still alive I hope I didn’t jinx it though I don’t want my the reason why the world ends is because I decided I wanted to go to another because you know I gotta go to the nether you cannot play Minecraft and just knock out another I’m almost dead I’m on my last five resistant version

Uh no because then like I have to delete the world you are a terrible person I have 32 Blues roads foreign [Applause] browser [Applause] He’s doing it I mean foreign [Applause] Boston next time [Applause] watch the world approximately 12 30 pm all right guys I’m heading on my way back to my portal oh this is a problem I no longer have a gold helmet ICS oh I’m dead oh my God yeah the hardest boss in the game is like that one chick like you can

Literally just uh cheese her with a magic glass I made it back I made it back I can finally make potions foreign I can finally play the game [ __ ] me man I got [ __ ] a diamond horse armor from that [ __ ] [Applause] man Okay so Flint Steel Soul Sand so I can also make another word form

I could finally put my warts on everything why are you on switch okay I mean wouldn’t that just mean it’s a switched gamer that’s why maybe well everything’s on everything’s on PC foreign I couldn’t tell you buddy I’m taking my dimer armor off it served its purpose

I hear that music uh brings back memories of me uh getting too shy Good Times uh I knew a new code vague fan oh what’s this ew that sucks for them so yeah I can find the weather skull uh I mean the weather already I have four skulls

I’m gonna get a Notch Apple too I am not doing that without a notch having a Notch Apple the god Apple that basically makes you immortal for like 30 seconds to them and you can’t craft it anymore like you could years ago you have to [ __ ] find them now

You used to be able to craft it using eight golden blocks with one apple now you have to find it can’t craft it no more if you want to watch TV you need to sit over there she got KitKat okay I’ll put it on a what is it called dynamic Dyno who is

Out of bed oh this I mean yeah you still have to pay for the game guys just like how they’re about to up the price on PlayStation Plus to 80 dollars they’re up in the essential and the other no they’re up in all of them even the essential just the basics gonna

Be go from 60 to 80 a year okay the mill ran at 150. 100 I saw a drop by but yeah let’s make a let’s make another wart Farm this will be fun I get to play with my warts pause where’s my warts I can’t find my warts

As soon as I can’t find my words I I can’t find my oh wait where’s my warts holy [ __ ] I actually can’t find my words hold on oh there they are I mean we’re still it’s still being raised to 80 though that that that’s already been confirmed

No that’s yearly the yearly was 16 now with 80. it’s still not bad it’s a whole year you know plus uh I wonder what our next games are gonna be they usually don’t release the leaks until like four or five days before I mean I’m down for I just want one game

That’s playable please I’m getting tired of these [ __ ] five dollar indie games that no one’s ever heard of give me something to play please that’s all I want but yeah that can’t be true because we already got the Hot Wheels game we already have that’s old you’re looking at Old Post

Yeah that’s another one fake news fake news oh I need to send to Hotel I need to send you this [ __ ] parody video [ __ ] the the presidents [Laughter] I have two of those I own it none of those are good except Resident Evil 2 and anniversary two everybody’s already played that meh

I’m sorry this is dumb why can’t they give me something good like I’m just like I’m surprised they haven’t put the first modern warfare on there yet we’ve already gotten Vanguard and all this history I’m surprised they haven’t given us [ __ ] uh Modern Warfare 2019 yet that’s how I have Vanguard from Plus

But they gave away Vanguard earlier this year well to be fair you can open up War Zone without even having those games I’m able to play warzone I know but you still can’t play Modern Warfare without owning the Modern Warfare you can’t just load up Warzone and play Modern Warfare

Well I don’t care about war zone I just want the Modern Warfare to play the [ __ ] campaign [ __ ] them foreign those money greedy [ __ ] words I can’t say on stream not multiplayer but camp okay yeah I was reaching for the Stars you don’t know me you can’t kill me

Time to summon the wither in my base and blow up my whole base and they also attacked your at the animals first so literally all my animals will die my cows [ __ ] I’m gonna make my couch plug breeding yes that’s what that’s what the cow says

Too I don’t want to do this anymore at least you don’t have to watch it I have to [ __ ] watch laughs Dave that’s okay it’ll all work out in the end I’m gonna make my pig spot I’m gonna make my chickens [ __ ] I’m gonna make my rabbits [ __ ] I’m gonna make my sheep

[ __ ] that’ll be a good time call this the [ __ ] orgy stream [Laughter] we’re having a good time all right what do you mean Jesus already [ __ ] blocked me I got blocked by Jesus on Twitter Jesus said one look at me it was like I have failed you

See I’m a creation of Jesus when he got drunk one night made it I just I just insulted like a whole religion I just assaulted what is it okay it’s been ordered I need to go make a hoe no he didn’t go to work now

I don’t know like B is me or something that’s actually how it works yeah you stretch the sticker that’s usually what happens Keith James is done with Humanity James if it makes you funny but I’m not sorry for anything hey this is probably James she’s like I believe you guys and on what

Interesting meet me yo these pigs are on crack though hey James you’re still in my stream you get to watch this [ __ ] blast with me [Applause] So what you’re saying is they’re not planning thank you hey James we’re ready to watch me kill these pigs I just got a baby whoops foreign [Applause] but were they not the ones who had just said they’re not buying tickets my family oh time to make the chickens [ __ ] yeah come back

I like how we both side Hey what up blood sack historical bloodstock How you doing man it’s like it’s like they assume that only [ __ ] white people are going hungry Toby don’t you have a ticket damn I guess you’re Caucasian Now Toby literally plus you you nice bloodstuck but it’s like it’s it’s like they’re saying uh yeah it’s like what you said that they

Say there’s no bloke up in New York City but yeah it’s like you got to think about probably must be like what is the number one authenticity in New York do you think because you’re like a statistic yeah well that’s why there’s more because it’s in New York

Which is genuinely surprising to me actually only nine percent of you are subscribed but let’s talk in my chat probably take some crazy except because it probably sounds like I’m talking to myself I’m in a PlayStation party chat but I saw them communicating with people and

They have it set to where their voices can’t be picked up they’re very shy and bashful people [Laughter] It’s like that whole African thing they’re not actually black actually black you live in New York yeah I know that’s what I’ll say like they’re just like oh you’re not actually what like what are you talking about she’s dumb but then again that’s just basically

Saying you have to act like this if you want to be this like that that’s kind of [ __ ] up oh God yeah total yeah [Applause] so that foreign technically well uh bloodstock I can’t sing worth a damn bloodstock in my child wants me to sink why boy

I I can’t sing I sound like a dying [ __ ] walrus I can’t sing dude I I can’t I would literally sound like like chlamydia and [ __ ] like chlamydia solidified solidified chlamydia literally it’s like it’s like if if Cell wasn’t STD that’s what I would sound like Almost as expired as the milk from the store [Applause] thank you for your support dude I [ __ ] hate scalpers dude and he can’t hear the part where you’re explaining that that part right there [Applause] Christ when you’re a scalper and you give away your [ __ ] P.O box and now you’re

Getting [ __ ] robbed by like 20 people showing it by your door this same [ __ ] weekend and you’re asking why you’re getting robbed do I have a mod like what like what do you mean I’m just playing on basic PlayStation a modification I’ll show this a mod in the chat with your blood

I mean I have one but he never shows up if you’re talking about uh are you talking about like a mod for my chat uh let’s talk or it’s like something comes out and it’s like 500 within the first month it’s the [ __ ] already being sold for 600 because everybody just [ __ ]

Bought everything and now they’re selling it uh visual mod yeah I’m playing on fantasy texture pack it’s that old school texture I used to play this texture on PS3 back in the day City one I lost remember those like classic [ __ ] Candy Land Christmas texture pack I feel old God we’re old

We played Minecraft before there was even Savannah Biome and [ __ ] uh dark oak I played Minecraft when I only had 50 achievements that has like 150. like if I pull up my PlayStation account right go to my trophies and go look at my uh Platinum for PS3 [ __ ] uh I got

The platinum on PS3 back in like 2013 or 2014 that [ __ ] barely had any achievements actually if I uh if I if I guess I’m technically a Minecraft OG but if I load up my PS3 I still have a Minecraft world that is older than the Savannah and dark oak biome

Well I played Minecraft on the original when it first came out because hey I played it I played it when it was like two [ __ ] biomes it was like planes and desert that was a that’s all you [ __ ] had you were either in a [ __ ] hot ass

Desert or you’re over here in a basic ass Plains if you’re lucky to see one or two cows walking around Good Times I’m just old that’s how I’m sold ier Kathy can you eat your food please what food is it can you eat it please

I’m gonna check back on you in a couple minutes if you’re not eating your food Minecraft has changed a lot now it’s it’s mostly now about speed running other types of challenges and playing like Hunger Games and other types of games that’s really all it is now it’s it’s definitely changed it’s not up to me to say if it’s chance for the better or not that’s really

Opinionated really I refuse to try a speed run because I know I’m gonna die I know my limits I know I would die so [ __ ] fast foreign hardcore right now where if I die you know the world’s deleted but it’s like I know I would die fast on a normal freaking run

What’s that supposed to be I mean no even if I’m playing on a normal world I will try not to die but I’ll try not to die but if I’m playing out something like this where if I die the world’s leading yeah I’m gonna avoid death like the [ __ ] plague Oh yeah if I’m playing with like you or Peter uh James [ __ ] I’m literally gonna be like leading creepers to your houses it’s like I did to Peter like what was it like two three weeks ago [ __ ] we was getting off and I just took a

Creeper in his house and he died and it blew up his bed so we spawned all the way back at the [ __ ] uh starter uh coordinates oh [ __ ] so yeah uh bloodstock uh so I’m in a snowbind but if you notice it doesn’t snow here look at my roof to my

Uh area it is covered in slabs this took so much wood and this isn’t even all of it there is a large section out here way out here that has slabs over it I’m just going to clear all this snow I’m gonna build some more farms and buildings and stuff

The expansion takes quite a long time because the amount of slabs and fences I need but uh I still have some slabs and fences in here a lot of dirt it was a little time because it took like four [ __ ] streams for me to do it literally just shares me [ __ ]

Shoveling snow and dirt and [ __ ] that’s literally all it was I’m breaking efficiency this is mid as hell meet everyone Greg I got a sharpness ax can’t wait to not use that great an Unbreaking [ __ ] shovel I can’t wait for this to not help me with shoveling

I’m going to bash my head against a wall loyalty Soul sharpness I do not have an efficiency but like I’m gonna cry I’m gonna cry I’m gonna cry brick I need deficiency where are my books great now I gotta track down my books I mean I like it it’s what I’ve always used

Maybe that’s like it could be better okay I guess it could be better oh here’s my books uh you know I guess while you’re here I could show you my villager trades so starting off over here tool Smith you know pretty basic he’s like level three right now

And uh weaponsmith is at level three cleric level one maxed out farmer that does potatoes fletchered didn’t go I got him for sticks uh leather worker this librarian is kind of mid auditory guys lure three so far weaponsmith armor that I haven’t really worked on butchered

That I need to do some more on so I can trade mutton farmer that does carrots it is also maxed out almost I just need to get to that to go to carrots now here’s my pride and joy you ready for this one mending right first book Is mending I

Have a mini book second one Riptide you know it’s like yeah you know okay and then silk touch then we got my wool trade another farmer but this one is beetroot another farmer but does wheat and another librarian because I wanted looting because I have alluding two the second

One band of Arts four then another silk touch and he has another book I don’t know what it is yet because I need to get him to level four yeah two of them have silk touch so I can get silk touch for six emeralds one second chat let’s see

What is going on here let’s see it’s pretty cute I think someone might have hacked your Facebook because it says your password is not right it says your password’s incorrect anyway I’m gonna enchant some books try to get efficiencies like the shovel that snow faster all right let’s see this foreign

It’s not working Elijah said that what it says his password’s incorrect his normal password I’m not gonna say it out loud because I’m streaming yeah you changed it this password hey what’s up tanjiro ah ah come on all right Channel here’s the one mid they’re following I’ll take that

You guys should see that’s what I need oh and I’m breaking three books give me that with sharpness oh that’s spicy that’s a spicy book entailing there projectile protection sure efficiency gotta love it those are very spicy spider aspect shirts I don’t have a fire

That was loud I don’t know what that was uh sharpness mid how many levels do I got important another one two oh a dead impaling as well not bad efficiency bane of Arthur Purge power all right Tundra some of these enchantments are kind of mid not gonna lie I’m gonna uh

Go ahead and combine some of these efficiencies I think I need one more efficiency yeah I need one more I need more books where’s my leather I found my leather chat oh everything’s going to be all good it’s going to be a great it’s called to be a good day chat

We are all going to die thank you go ahead and make some books I’m trying to understand this a little bit so I don’t get copyrighted by freaking Disney Last time Disney [ __ ] copyrighted me I was about to [ __ ] swing hands with them what’s up look at Disney can eat my ass no what’s wrong with your tablet what’s what’s cow now I don’t know damn sheesh oh I don’t even have enough levels yeah yeah I heard okay you understand

All right I need to figure this out this game is cringing I need to make torches real quick because I need to set this down back to level one so I can do these trades so I’m just gonna please work uh why why is it still not lowered on it

Is it working out hey that’s what I need right there okay have you got chat I got the efficiency that I need but I do not think I have enough levels to properly do this efficiency one I didn’t see one okay I got efficiency three but I don’t

Have enough levels to throw it on my shovel ah one second check I really need to use the restroom right now Lives what you make it so let’s make it Rock all right I’m back hey bloodstock you still there man what about you Tundra okay I want my response I need to put up some of these books what’s up oh it’s the same person you know it’s

Funny I didn’t even know it was the same person I was like I was like laser focused I had no [ __ ] clue I’m an idiot I genuinely thought it was two different people picture oh So many cows time to kill cows oh let’s go Or you just don’t fight against Kimberly tell me the bully you’re a bully don’t you I could have swore I had an Unbreaking one vote is it yes I feel top used foreign levels this is going to be great I’m expired it was necessary to the plot

It’ll all work out in the end buff buff will she scale issue sounds like a skill issue to me oh yeah man I love that show s okay [Applause] oh [Applause] oh yeah together I love you friends oh yeah [Applause] Huh Damn it [Applause] I need coal what am I cold all right there we go what is wrong with you I can trade berries now why you bully me [Applause] I’m just always scared in general I think it was this guy you may or may not die we’re not saying you might die we’re saying you will die foreign to unlock this further I think I’m just gonna use my iron [ __ ] it

He died for nothing I just want to play the game theater look at a lava and he’s not gonna like say nothing to us thank you nah [ __ ] that guy uh we all just got a band together in band Peter he’s your brother you’re a good Inside Man

Get ready for the next battle you’ll tell Peter to get his [ __ ] ass in here I need to find lava Guys he’s resheding foreign lava I find it guiled that’s not fair thank you that’s fair and balanced I guess hmm I like how we both did that that was weird literally at the exact same time just um interesting yeah let me go down here I like 20 50 50s

Fair and balance as the world should be yeah that sounds really fun no just me okay Andrew what’s up bro so Tundra um what’s your opinion on fortnite because I I do stream fortnite every day I’m saying would you be down to watch me play fortnite because I do play fortnite every day

I stream it every day Oh yeah oh Thank you stop saying that I do play I stream fortnite every day yesterday I was playing squads and we dropped 38 kills we killed two-fifths of the lobby by ourselves It was from the stream yesterday if you would like to watch okay so the reason I went and got this lava is because of this guy [Applause] if you got an issue grab a [ __ ] tissue protection two it’s not I wouldn’t say it’s good but it’s not bad it’s like hey it’s good

But it’s not good my highest kill game just from me just from my kills was in trios I got 24 kills and then like two about a week and a half ago we was playing squads I got 24 kills again I need I need my boat there you go Only I can be in the zone AutoZone Is that too cringe get in the zone AutoZone oh I like that rapper say hey yo thank you Hey man you enjoy your dance class man you go Swan on their asses man [Applause] you show them right you show them proper form bro proper form in etiquette Again all right Tundra you stay safe man I mean hey I watched one video of people in fortnite where they were saying whoever the first one that goes down has to pay the others three players fifty dollars each and so he sends to ninja 100 on accident because he did the 50 twice

And then he actually sent Tim 100 as well if he double donated to both of them on accident all right doctor you say safe man so instead of 150 he had that game he ended up losing [ __ ] 250. all right you stay safe man it’s like I was only meant to lose 150.

I just lost 250 dollars hey man that’s the risk of the game foreign welcome to the stream everybody we’re over here removing snow it’s a really riveting gameplay it is so dark it’s very talk right now Jackie boy I can’t really see I keep accidentally breaking the [ __ ] dirt no no um

Yeah Chad what you guys want to talk about In his Biden blast you are if you know you know yeah I’m going to accept it man I just finished I’ve been playing since you know earlier it’s still the same stream you know so I haven’t really stopped to do anything else except just Minecraft yeah

I’m gonna ask you bro yeah you’re gonna worry about it hold on let me see if I can see it uh where’s my notifications here we go look I accepted your friend request there you go hey hey let’s flip the night off real quick I don’t want to [ __ ] shovel on the dart

What do you okay you mean Joe Biden I like more because if it’s who I like more I like Trump oh now if we’re talking about has the best memes Joe Biden 100 okay you guys underestimate my power and now with this card I can use bite and blast yeah

I have so many blocks of [ __ ] snow God damn it [Applause] I’m gonna go grab me a bunch of snow yeah those false cases that they created only because the [ __ ] trial was coming around it’s crazy it’s fine you know America’s doing totally great with the guy that can even walk upstairs foreign countries [ __ ] nuclear missiles down his [ __ ] throat

I’m crazy [ __ ] America is a soft-ass country and they ain’t just soft they s-a-w-f-t so like nobody can tell me differently [ __ ] America is soft as [ __ ] like I live in America but I know my country song we used to be [ __ ] battle harder and everything now we’re

Just a bunch of soft ass [ __ ] pixie fairies [ __ ] twiddling our thumbs about pronouns and [ __ ] which hole you want to stick your [ __ ] dick in thank you it’s [ __ ] disturbing of how low America Has Fallen all because now everybody seems to care what other people [ __ ] think

Dude I’m Caucasian I’m clearly my ancestors are from [ __ ] European I like saying European I I know I like saying European because it sounds funnier get it because European look man I’m probably better off being [ __ ] British I’d rather be British and eat scones than [ __ ] be in America eating

[ __ ] Kentucky Fried dip shits now America has Alabama do we need to talk about Alabama you’re you’re Haiti Haiti so Hawaiian he’s Hawaiian right or Heidi how do you pronounce it that’s Hawaiian right Heidi and [ __ ] Hawaii or Samoan or some [ __ ] I don’t remember somewhere on there

For some reason after he messaged that he [ __ ] retracted why would you retract what you are I have money from Dominica I got I got I got coins I could spend there I do I got Dominican money I can go there and probably buy a pack of gum

Or meet a woman that’s actually a man a bunch of hermaphrodites everywhere all right Professor ass [ __ ] [ __ ] Professor James over here you wanna you wanna you’re gonna read me my pronouns too [Laughter] AJ uh what are Toby’s pronouns 80 High 10 high 10 and 20 French Canadian I’m

Why are you hating on me let me do my thing I’m [ __ ] I’m boxing it up right now I definitely can’t say it’s pronounced whether it’s streaming or not I cannot say his pronouns Yeah I will not say your pronouns I think I’d rather I would rather get canceled than say your pronouns on my stream I don’t even have pronouns I’m just a [ __ ] white male I don’t believe in this pronoun [ __ ] okay I’m going to jail you’re gonna arrest me because I don’t want to say your pronouns so you’re taking away my rights just to play someone else not even just that I shouldn’t be forced

To say something I don’t want to say like if you’re a female I’m gonna call you a female I’m not gonna call you a [ __ ] rainbow unicorn [ __ ] Frosty machine okay yeah literally that try gender [ __ ] pyro Fox I’m gonna call you a person that’s [ __ ] stupid [ __ ] is childism your child if you’re born a male I’m gonna raise you as a male I’m not gonna it’s not like oh oh so we’re saying that we can’t be parents you like your son’s gonna grow up and he’s gonna have to deal with this [ __ ] and it’s gonna be terrible okay

I don’t say like like you’re I’m talking about your son though like he’s gonna have to grow up and deal with these stupid people in school and you’re gonna have to like go to his school and deal with these dumb teachers and get punch him in the face you’re you’re confusing them

We’re there to learn [ __ ] not to learn uh the different types of buttholes from every gender no offense to anybody who’s into that type of stuff just saying we’re not there to learn that that’s not what school’s there for you okay we went from two plus we went from two

Plus two to one of my pronouns elves That’s dumb yeah I don’t wear that I’m gonna do whatever the [ __ ] I want to do is what I’m gonna tell them and if they got a problem with their [ __ ] square up I’m gonna get locked up for self-defense against a [ __ ] dude who does patty cake for fist fighting You know what I identify I identify as pro boxer Mike Tyson and you can’t tell me I can’t I’m by Tyson hey Mike typhoon and if you tell me I’m not you’re a bigot I am Mike Tyson so what if I go up to like let’s say

Let’s let’s use a a celebrity here right uh Dwayne Johnson I identify as famous actor Dwayne Johnson so I can enter his house because I identify as Dwayne Johnson this house is mine because I’m Dwayne Johnson this is how this works right this is my home now can you smell what I’m cooking

Like I had some Taco Bell last night can you smell what I’m cooking don’t go in the bathroom you’ll be smelling what I’m cooking oh no that is so Random Cameron I know that’s random as hell we’re talking about pronouns and he’s like Hades president got assassinated in 2021

What where did that come from it’s like next you know it’s just like in 1984. something so happened he got assassinated from a [ __ ] dildo okay I could say dildo if I get canceled for saying dildo I am fighting everybody I see outside that they’re soft I don’t understand

We’re both from [ __ ] well all three of us are actually from times where we could say and make jokes about anything I’m not soft but if I’m gonna make a joke and it’s gonna be dark humor I’m making a [ __ ] joke if they want to cry about it cry

About it I don’t give a [ __ ] and hey I’m gonna just say in our country do we not have something called freedom speech we are allowed to say whatever we want to say by our Amendment the amendment’s still there the amendment’s still there but the amendment is still there so like

I’m still going to be going by my Amendment and if they take away my way my rights because other people want to cry in a [ __ ] corner like a bunch of soft [ __ ] snowflakes speaking of since no I’m Shoveling up snow uh well [ __ ] them I ain’t got time for [ __ ] little

Crybabies on the internet that pieces of paper I ain’t got time for their [ __ ] yeah people are here dying from starvation and [ __ ] dehydration Wars and [ __ ] and these [ __ ] are worried about how you feel about their sexuality they [ __ ] we’re talking about how like they they got to say these same

People or attacking veterans saying they’re [ __ ] veterans let that be attacking World War II veterans saying we’re veterans we’re veterans because we fight for our rights wait [ __ ] you I really wish your guys’s voices could be picked up right now it was just it’s just it’s just like a

One-third of a conversation that I’m responding to but like that a veteran was like if I had a gun right now I would shoot you in the [ __ ] head like you literally fought for people’s freedom and [ __ ] and they’re literally saying they didn’t like these people literally dressed up in tie-dye [ __ ]

Shirts with like expensive [ __ ] they probably got from government funds by the way uh and they think they’re all that and that they’re veterans like no you’re not [ __ ] shut the [ __ ] up go shove a [ __ ] rainbow toothbrush up your ass and [ __ ] off I am unhinged today foreign

I don’t care about people’s feelings I really don’t remember the old saying sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me I was raised to have words never hurt me those those that those sounds come from your mouth really make me cry myself to sleep at night

For somebody in my [ __ ] comments to just like start yelling at me and I’m gonna tell them to get the [ __ ] over it you [ __ ] Frosted Flakes Cinnamon Toast Crunch looking douche nozzle [Applause] Jesus Christ I just realized the [ __ ] [ __ ] just now said [ __ ] I just called

Him a cinnamon toast douche nozzle apparently then it’s almost as bad as the [ __ ] uh the pride people showing up to Pride [ __ ] uh riots and [ __ ] or little marches and hating on other Pride people because they’re not into the same sexuality as them it’s like you’re all LGBT what’s the difference

Dude it’s the alphabet Warriors as Toby liked to call them [Applause] look so like they have Plus at the end of the name right next there’s going to be a minus there’s going to be a [ __ ] division symbol multiplication they’re gonna have like a folder at the

End of it like a little folder symbol because that’s just how big it is they might as well put GB at the end because the data is so big because it’s in gigabytes now can’t wait till we get to the terabyte that’s funny everything I’m saying could easily get me canceled right now

And now we know how to tell them go yourselves I’m gonna pull an Angie Tate and just tell him to go [ __ ] yourself some sunglasses and start smoking some guards and just call me Andrew Tate and I don’t even smell Okay with your hands Recovery can we just start calling transgenders estofos I’ll be down 100 I would find it more tolerable Have you guys seen the [ __ ] the internet War over the fem boys and transgenders Transgenders hate femboys like they don’t even like each other but they think I don’t know what it is like I don’t care if somebody’s gay or whatever like that’s all you but like why do you hate everybody like they literally just hate everybody yeah yeah gangster you heard that didn’t it

It’s like they just hate everybody like if you’re look if you’re not in LGBT the LGBT hey you is basically how it is they hate anyone who is straight these days and it’s it’s stupid they can get away with anything they want and I hate it

All you gotta do is say it’s your LGBT and oh well I guess you’re getting away with murder I guess you can go shoot up a [ __ ] school full of six-year-olds and get called a [ __ ] hero and if you hate the person who killed those kids you’re you’re [ __ ] homophobic Yeah the gun pulled its own trigger and you’re transphobic and homophobic if you hate the person who killed those kids after the days we can make gay jokes remember we used to be able to make gauges without being canceled remember remember 10 years ago where we could literally drop that hard F-word

The F sharp and not get in trouble [Applause] but those are the good days where people could just Spam that and you would still get paid on YouTube Now you can’t say you can’t even say [ __ ] in the first 15 seconds of the video without your video getting demonetized and that’s literally the rule you can’t cuss in the first 15 seconds Gum by the way I cuss like a [ __ ] sailor I’m not gonna be told what I can I can’t say obviously there are certain things I won’t say but it’s like if I’m gonna say [ __ ] I’m gonna say [ __ ] like I’m not sugar coding nothing for nobody

They can get the [ __ ] over it like put like this to anybody in my stream right if you don’t like what I’m saying you can like if you don’t care what I’m saying then you’re [ __ ] cool and you can say but I speak my mind and I’m going to

Continue to speak my mind [Applause] you know like if they don’t like what I’m saying they can get hadouken the [ __ ] out of here They can go watch makeup tutorials on [ __ ] James Charles [ __ ] Channel well he wants me to play fortnite I’m not doing fortnite until like [ __ ] 6 p.m so I don’t know if he’s still in here or not he keeps trying to play with this uh chick on my friends list even though she

Has a boyfriend uh looks like my last three Fortnight streams he keeps on asking hey is she online is she gonna play with us is she gonna play fortnite she’s married and she’s engaged not married but she’s engaged and that’s her boyfriend yes he’s she’s married and engaged

But it’s like you’re shooting a shot that’s gonna miss every time you’re playing Fire Emblem with a negative two percent hit right He’s like you could shoot your shot just know you’re you’re firing blanks [Applause] the man’s playing [ __ ] uh Zelda uh Wind Waker and he’s playing a squid minigame for those of you who know you know [ __ ] terrible minigun now I’ve been listening to Footloose [ __ ] such it anything with Kevin Bacon’s awesome really whatever did you guys ever watch that watch that Galaxy Christmas special they have Kevin Bacon in it they kidnapped a Great Hero Kevin Bacon they literally went to her [ __ ] kidnapped Kevin Bacon and gave it to [ __ ] uh Star-Lord as a present Christmas

[ __ ] Kevin Baker just wakes up in [ __ ] outer space it starts a second that you just see [ __ ] Dave Batista in some [ __ ] random uh mantis lady outside your door on Christmas Kevin Bacon as Kevin Bacon that’s what it was It was Kevin Megan playing that’s Kevin Bacon a nice Christmas special I like it you guys kidnapped Kevin Bacon Merry Christmas Is so dumb Dragon eyelashes all right [Applause] so just be Toby He didn’t deny it by the way that’s toxic I remember playing against Toby in um that grand blue game and he instantly pulls out the most toxic [ __ ] character possible against me pulls out [ __ ] bunny girl oh do you have a 50 chance of getting overhead oh you’re guarded yeah you’ll still get

Hit by it see he’s laughing he knows what he did he knows what he did Oh yeah were you summon a little helper that [ __ ] I have to sit there and block against and you’re able to move and overhead and hit me from behind while I’m still guarding no [ __ ] that [ __ ] [ __ ] out of here oh here let me okay here let me try to

Block you while trying to block your little mini me all right Chad I’m gonna go ahead and end the Minecraft stream here I’ve been streaming for [ __ ] almost four hours uh make sure to like the video subscribe hit that Bell I’ll see you on the streets later today