EPIC Minecraft Stream: DON’T MISS IT!

Okay is the is the screen normal now hold up I’m got to I gotta open up my laptop is it is it normal now yay okay there I fixed the [ __ ] thing I don’t know why I did that I was stupid YouTube Just I thought y used to have

Like a auto thing why did y why did you’all get rid of that the hell that’s dumb very very dumb like doooo fart dumb type [ __ ] hello Gregory Mr gy [ __ ] man I hate mying hate me in sick shit’s annoying yeah it sucks it’s annoying I cannot like damn it can’t even [ __ ] talk without coughing I hate it wish that the [ __ ] cough drop or some [ __ ] all right here’s what we’re going to do

Oops well actually I want I want it to be negative oops that was not supposed to do that what’s up flip flop flop flip lip Lop rip Roop flip flop slip slop I [ __ ] up all right everything saved yeah okay what should I name the world multiplay oh what y’all want to

Play oh [ __ ] hold up ow wait hold up wait I’m making sure friends can join hold up uh before I do that hold I’mma put my thing chat uh right that’s my name so if you have a Xbox account add me on that or if you

Have like if just just add me anywhere on [ __ ] Minecraft just go into the Minecraft thing add me if you have Xbox add me there but if not just add me through Minecraft and I’ll and then y’all can join while I play what’s up Oro oh [ __ ] my bad Oreo I’m [ __ ] I hate being sick soing much man damn God anyway don’t call me bite [ __ ] this is not character AI calm down I am not no damn character I was just in character AI in fact oh yeah sure okay sure all righty then how was the cadz

Video that was funny as hell we were in a group chat and it was just like I a video day one of being black day two of being black and we just went through it it [ __ ] was funny as hell hey who is kads uh yeah he’s a a friend slash

Partner and I think he is a stream mod you’ve been in the VC with him before I mean I meant Channel partner dumbass [ __ ] idiot shut up [ __ ] just [ __ ] idiot imile ignorant ignoramus dumb Dum what does ignoramus mean it’s another word for idiot anyway did y’all add me

Turn into a [ __ ] Cinder okay Gregory did y’all add me I’ll put it oh uh you go into the [ __ ] you go into the thing that says friends and then add friends and then put someone’s gamertag in up that that’s my tag just add that and then I’ll add you

Back wa hold up I have to oh [ __ ] what’s up uh what Warner Bros Rush wait what the [ __ ] did she say what she delete what’s up amethyst hey yo what did she say yo y’all was here what she say it literally says message retracted I’m not dyslexic I’m on bedrock

Wait are you on you play rocket League I think you’re dyslexic cuz you spelled dyslexic wrong okay you play rocket League yeah uh I play sideswipe but I do play the normal one when I’m able to that is not how you spell dislexic that says Del the [ __ ] you spoke a different language

You what [ __ ] spoke enchantment table how Sol the nor one got a new season that’s [ __ ] awesome Oreos spell Oreo I’m on Java Edition damn we can’t play then because I’m uh Java and Bedrock aren’t crossplatform the wrong way to spell orea yo yo Oreo chain Oreo chain yeah Oreo Chain I’m a human not a cookie let’s go W’s W chain y [ __ ] wild s is a [ __ ] I ain’t no damn dog I am not you I’m not a dog you’re you’re you’re not a dog do you want me to pull up that

Image do do you want me to pull up that image mother [ __ ] I had a collar on or more like I [ __ ] love streaming oh you’re a okay guess we learn something about you mic up or is crazy you just you just said you were in a furry

Cosplay this [ __ ] is so backwards all I’m about to I’m about to I’m about to create the world I’ve stalled enough let’s play I can’t mic up cuz it’s past my imagine having a bedtime at [ __ ] 16 oh I’m in Thea biome okay okay that’s I’ll [ __ ] with that

I’ll [ __ ] with that I [ __ ] what the [ __ ] is this what the hell why do I just casually spawn a above a cave what’s up Mr [ __ ] are you a llama alaka I hope Sage sees Herobrine Herobrine was removed I miss when they used to do the every [ __ ] update Herobrine has been

Removed you do realize Herobrine isn’t real right it’s just it’s a creepy pasta Herobrine has been I missed that update log only OG’s know the update [Applause] log uh buom buom boom buom buom do that do that oh a sheep die die let’s go we got

Sheep Sayes now the D this [ __ ] didn’t even put the M [ __ ] put a m [ __ ] is it SNP survival multiplayer let’s go we can make a bed now hold up Uh I don’t want a [ __ ] brown bed ew who the [ __ ] want a doooo brown bed SN m p you really are dyslexic huh we got cow let’s go delay delay or I’m about to make a video about you nah don’t let her stay unknown [ __ ] said the like the [ __ ] is

Theik yo I got a question how the [ __ ] does wood break stone make this make sense like I’ve been I’ve been playing Minecraft for years and I’ve always wondered this how in the [ __ ] hell does wood [ __ ] wood break hard ass Stone please make that make sense an

Ad d s andad deik is same thing so not only did you spell both words wrong you had terrible ass grammar in it as well you know what we up I’m on a good cushion alcohol I got some down [ __ ] I can call I don’t know what I would do without

Y’all I’m a ball to the day I fall yay long as my [ __ ] love me type [ __ ] I basically watch all your roasted videos except for Pinky Dinky right what are you playing on my phone like if you smash wood on a hearstone exactly yo what’s what’s up official Sheriff

Coca-Cola like it’s literally this is look at this this is literally a [ __ ] stick with with extra sides Bas I basically don’t watch Sage’s vids unless he forces me on Discord he is scary in the D what okay how I get in server uh actually hold on I got

You uh let me copy the server link and I’ll put it in chat and then y’all just put it in the search bar and then you can join and be a part of the best server on Discord my server is severely underrated I have over two two I have over 430k

Members I mean k 430 members I cannot speak tonight bro my my brain is [ __ ] everywhere copy your server is underrated cuz you banned me from it hey I didn’t ban you I banned you I click that link and then you’ll uh be able to

Join you know very good and well why I banned you there’s too much [ __ ] going on it didn’t send but that bu that’s [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] oh yeah cuz YouTube [ __ ] removed links and [ __ ] YouTube y’all a whole ass L for that [ __ ] bro like this makes it super difficult

To advertise [ __ ] on your Ser in your channel like how are you going to be able to like advertise [ __ ] that you did on your channel and you you can’t cuz y’all going to remove it copper I love copper copper is severely underrated block but now it’s perfect because of the new trial

Dungeons hey yo Minecraft W ad on the trial dungeon that’s just fire y y y’all did good with that [ __ ] I [ __ ] with that heavy uh hold up I’m goingon to all right it’s not a link anymore can you see it now hate to break it to you but copper

Is on God the most no cuz you can make uh the telescope and the lightning rod and stuff those are cool like you you still can’t see it bro what the hell all right see what the [ __ ] Ora no no no no I saw that [ __ ] what the

[ __ ] yo do that [ __ ] again I’m screenshotting the [ __ ] you g own baby alesto Elemento you sound like a fortune teller buto this is like a w like area for coal I never find this much coal yo should I make this a stream series or a video

Series matter of fact no I’ll make it a stream Series so yall can watch me well I play this is fun oh yeah he right he right he right I I think I put it in the Johnny Bravo video check that one that was before YouTube did that shitty ass

Update oh oh that’s the [ __ ] [ __ ] out of that that actually [ __ ] scared me like I was mining and then I just saw a [ __ ] bunch of blue attack me what does get scorched mean uh scorched means like burned you know what I mean so yeah okay

Okay sleepy sleep it’s time to Sleepy sleep oh by the way you [ __ ] with my skin no no [ __ ] I hate you [ __ ] yeah run it a baby gray what’s [Applause] up running water well it all happened really fast and I was trying to show yall my skin yall [ __ ] on my skin

Video or live yes it’s double-sided so the skin is [ __ ] fire black with a with a red Target on the front red with a black Target on the back my skin is goated and it’s good for like PV VP cuz like you can hide in plain sight going

You unless your Gamertag is show but you have to be sneaking for that [ __ ] look you got to make a house and a farm for food blood I know I’ve been playing Minecraft for like fcking six years now I know how to [Applause] play I’m just taking it slow and steady

You know what I mean the [ __ ] ow [Applause] copper I want the copper I love copper it’s PSP better than a PS [ __ ] hell yeah PSP is goated do you play on any other worlds yeah I have a world where I have like a bunch of diamonds and stuff

But I want to I want I want to make a new world just just for this channel this is going to be wait I never named the world [ __ ] okay I I’ll I’ll name it after I’ll name it after iron let’s go W Us in chat for the iron

Y what should I make first a water bucket or a pickaxe wait hold up what if I okay can you see that can you see that what the [ __ ] man what about a shield see that would be smart but like it’s better to have a water

Bucket cuz if I fall from a high place I can save myself you know what I mean and I get the [ __ ] oh wait I just realize I’m back at spawn what the hell how do I accidentally end back in end up back to spawn uh swamp I I don’t like swamp biomes

They’re doooo hey it’s Clay I can make bricks and my pickaxe broke okay my dumb ass left the [ __ ] crafting table and I don’t even remember where I put it Sage tell them to stop the Oreo chain no it’s funny ow baby cow what’s up baby

Cow I’m going to name you Charlie I’m never going to see you again but your name is Charlie oh [ __ ] I’m almost say you want a phone or PC I want my phone I’m playing Bedrock someone please tell me what I did with my someone please tell me me what the

What did I do with my crafting table I lost my crafting table I don’t want to waste any wood [ __ ] can you name world hold on I want y’all to put in chat what you think I should name this world and I’ll pick the one I like the most wait what if

I hold up okay I just opened you uh YouTube creat I’m not going to be able to see chat first first I’m not going to be able to read chat for a few cuz I’m I’m putting the okay save okay the stre the server link is in the

Description now refresh the page and and go look the all new Ford Ranger I’m banned from your server skill issue can you roast afou since you’re playing Minecraft I have no idea who that is I’m not even going to hold you and like I’ve said before I can’t really roast real

People cuz YouTube is going to see it as cyber bullying and it’s going to strike me a lot like a lot of my videos have been taken down for uh cyber bullying and [ __ ] I didn’t I didn’t get stried because here’s the thing if

You how I put this so if you have like videos that you’ve uploaded like in the past and you get stried for something but the videos that you’ve been that the but pack got lit yeah but his format is different than mine cuz I I just roast images and [ __ ]

I like I could like roast images of people but YouTube isn’t going to like me cuz I don’t know why YouTube Just is mean to me and I’m still pissed off at that [ __ ] [ __ ] cuz me and a friend of mine were doing like a back and forth like roast

Uh thing like I would make a roast video of him and then he would do the same thing as me we were going back and forth so I uploaded one and YouTube took it down and they said it violated the nudity and sex policy but there was no [ __ ] nud nudity in that

Video like none whatsoever so like what the [ __ ] man so I appealed it and they denied the appeal so now that video was just lost it’s gone forever on my channel like it’s [ __ ] it’s it’s [ __ ] stupid what the hell and then I had roasted 21 Savage a

Few months back that got taken down my Drake and I had I had to take down all of my roast videos that included real people cuz YouTube was just going back through my channel and just and just removing them so it’s just [ __ ] it I guess I’m

Just going to have to do cartoons for now I’m better than Sage as as that’s why your dumb ass can’t spell the [ __ ] nope you can’t spell your family lives in a cell and you going to hell back up I swear to God what is you talking about I

Win you misspelled the word at and you built like a bat back up I win shut your dumb ass up [ __ ] you got Thomas that Tank Engine haded on your back [ __ ] you rep the [ __ ] tank engines what are you talking about I swear to god [ __ ] walks up the train stations

And tries to talk to them shut your dumb ass up what is you talking about [ __ ] the [ __ ] back up I swear to God I’m not even going to hold you your ass is dead ass built like this horse back up I swear to [Applause] God

Meat okay I think I have enough food now but I haven’t I cannot stand having a clutter inventory it piss like it genuinely pisses me off like every time I open my inventory and I just see random [ __ ] scattered it it makes me want to throw the entire game

Away and know I can fix it but I’m too lazy to dogy hello I wish I had a bone no no oh my bad I wasn’t reading chat by the way Sage you ever got a I read that all wrong by the way Sage you got to ever go to the Packa

Tournament oh I think you meant Gunna okay kill some skeleton amethyst I know ow I can’t see the link I see Discord server but I checked the servers then I couldn’t bro how it’s a direct link to the server what what were you looking for anyway what was about what was it saying

Oh yeah about the Packa tournaments uh I’ll will attend every single one type [ __ ] if I can’t well then I can’t but if I have the ability I’m I’m I’m I’m I’m sure as hell part of it I don’t want to kill the wolf that’s animal abuse and uh

[ __ ] come here you [ __ ] big [ __ ] okay killing the cow was animal abuse I mean yeah but like they provide food dogs don’t I’m going to get some more [Applause] Wood how the how the are you dumb on purpose you can’t eat wood okay um Let me throw some [ __ ] out I don’t need seeds I don’t need feathers I need I need the Apple I don’t need this I don’t need that uh I’ll keep the potato I don’t need

Saplings and I don’t need a qua or Birch cuz I have Oak you just going to commit murder in front of me are you serious get the [ __ ] out of here get out get out of here get out of here no get out of here get out of here [ __ ] you

I don’t care if you sleep or not oh real quick real quick everyone in this chat I got a question have y’all ever watched the show wow wow wubsy never how where do you live bro y’all childhoods are [ __ ] terrible seriously okay thank you Gregory thank you amethyst

Brush where the [ __ ] do y’all live how have you not watched that you live in okay you’ve never watched Nick Junior growing up as a kid M okay you’re a W for that one Max and Ruby [ __ ] slaps Max and Ruby Ruby and Max Max and Ruby Pumpkins you grew up watching Teen T okay that’s semi valid semi valid cuz team Titans Go is like it’s how how do I say it wasn’t necessarily a good show but it was funny like it was normal at first but then like none of the the episode just started making no

Sense and I grew up watching Peppa Pig okay W i was four at the time I think I was like I’m going say six 1 Titans ago came out it came out like it came out in 2014 right let me look that [ __ ] up when did Teen Titans Go relase leas 2013 yeah hold up yeah I was

Wait yeah I was six yeah I was six yeah my childhood is just different okay so I think it’s time I I settle and start dealing with the stuff that I own uh did I leave my crafting table again what the why do I keep doing that put that in

There put that in there cook that and well let’s smell not cook cook this where the link at I don’t see it looked at every server Sage have you watched Tei zoomi hell yeah my dude Sage came out of the sage came out of the womb packing the people who took them

Out all hurry up go night night I still can’t believe this [ __ ] has it [ __ ] bedtime 16 that’s [ __ ] crazy Bubble Guppies okay hell yeah if you’ve seen timi zoomi Bubble Guppies Max and [ __ ] Ruby but you’ve never seen wow wow wubsy how the the little the little square dog

Thing with the with the Bendy tail y’all never seen him start packing his parents that’s [ __ ] crazy the bed is too far away hold up y hold up yo let me try to bed clutch I [ __ ] that up okay it’s doable but I’m not aiming it right what’s up

Sleepy what do you mean too far away I was right in front of it okay I just wasted a bunch of XP for no reason oh my iron has been smelted I would get aax but I’m going to get a bucket you want know why I’m going to get a bucket cuz I’m

Cool watch this I’m him I’m himothy say have you ever watched La La Loopsy actually I have I forgot about that show where the link it’s in the the the the description of the stream did you refresh water MLG on Bedrock is a Death Wish wait where the [ __ ] am I

Going I wasn’t even paying attention well if I lost my stuff cuz I wasn’t paying attention to the screen I swear to God wello it’s literally in the Stream description I don’t understand so oh [ __ ] no that [ __ ] Oreo say if you jump off you get [ __ ]

I’m not St I know how to play Minecraft it is not a death wish I know how to MLG on bedrock see I’m him I’m [Applause] him it is only Discord server did you click it bro you ain’t got the donation feature cuz I’m not monetized

[ __ ] [ __ ] yo I think I lost my stuff well hold on let me go back in the Stream see if I can find the the cords uh negative 12163 973 okay I just need to find negative 121 oops I’m so smart oh this okay I can beat sage in a Minecraft 1 V

One oh it’s right there let’s go and nobody that’s [ __ ] crazy you’re actually 10 [ __ ] your ass ain’t even gonna be able to join my server then bro you should even be on Discord no I can beat him in a one V one no wait a

Minute he Lulu edit he Lulu edits but is a dragon M character my rival in school but blood has a rival what I’m on a PC [ __ ] you Alejandro I [ __ ] love that name Alejandro it’s like the [ __ ] best name ever okay so uh I have cooked

Food and I have water bucket in case I fall off high ledge and I have bed and Oak planks we up Never Never Back Down never let me chill out M said trainer MLG on Bedrock is a Death Wish bro not know who I am says wish my pack [ __ ] what the what

Are you going on stage play PL Sage do you play Pixel Gun I have played it pretty fun not going to lie I don’t think you need a packing name pixel gun is a pay yeah for real though I wasn’t there to play in its prime days but like yeah that kind one

[ __ ] hey open planes Village say tease me how a pack you going to have to learn how to R rap cuz you have a hipop part in his back and you built like a Tic Tac back up before I really get to the type [ __ ] why is this [ __ ] just hey bro you

Good blood you good you good hey blood if I had a if I had a gaple and a weakness I would help you but like my bad G hey yo mushroom head what’s up why y’all not attacking me y’all just chill like that y’all just chill like That oh well I didn’t mean to make it but [ __ ] we up why did you say G what excuse me Man [ __ ] this composter if if there is one YouTuber you would delete off the platform who would it be good question wait I can make cookies I love cookies I’m not going to make a cookie though cuz I don’t feel like doing all that what the brick

Oh you guys are the kind of people just said Gat on a first date stupid linky box the Mind draft the Mind draft is crazy hold up I need a Hoe Hey hey hey hey buddy chill out hey hey hey chill out y’all y’all was chill earlier hey calm down hold up hold up hold up hold up hold up hold my bad my bad hey hey hey hey hey hey I don’t want to hey I don’t want to have to get hey Hey I mean I don’t want to have to do that bro but like he he he he he he he forced my hand I’mma save one bail you know I’m going turn rest into bread okay I don’t want to any potatoes [ __ ] potatoes hey boots d Rand [ __ ] boots from D the

Explorer this Village would have been cooler if it wasn’t abandoned I said [ __ ] potatoes no one no no one likes potatoes hey Kitty no one likes potatoes no Puss in Boots I’ll die on black oh my God my inventory is so [ __ ] full okay I’m just going to get

Rid of useless [ __ ] uh I don’t want that I don’t want that I don’t want a potato uh that’s it let me make some other [ __ ] hey I bet every chest Sage gets is going to be potatoes [ __ ] potatoes hey that that that’s that’s the number one rule of this of this

Minecraft world [ __ ] potatoes if you eat potatoes you’re banned hey emeralds potatoes are the Forsaken vegetable of this world can you blaze the [ __ ] out of the people in the game I just walk up to a villager hey yo shut your dumb ass hey man you ugly as hell your big ass

Head big ass mega mind ass head big ass broccoli stock ass head Beast Boy ass head goby off of Y Gaba Gaba ass head with that big ass Squidward ass nose Large Ass myi statue ass nose squid words Tiki house ass nose ug ass and

Rags bum ass looking ass boy what is you speaking about I’ll punch the [ __ ] out you they going to beat you with a bed back up who is you I win you be pissing Boots ow is that shipwreck what the [ __ ] what the hell was just spawn a big ass abandoned bro this is what the Hell e okay y’all hear me am I good we’re good hello up down left right ABC chicken nugget hello hello what’s up hello hello hello hello hello I just realized bro profile picture was like a freaking an ash that was on turbulence nah chill out am Marian what’s

Good Sage if you could make a success a YouTuber successful who would it be uh does it have to be only one [Applause] what how do you pronounce it amarian amarian what is it Amar on did you pray today I probably didn’t have to do that but I just wanted to be safe

Protection three tunic [ __ ] bet [ __ ] potatoes who no one likes potatoes suspicious stew yo let me eat this suspicious stew hey y take your’ guesses in chat what do you think this this what what effect you think is going to give me you blindness bro if this gives me

Blindness I’m going to be so [ __ ] mad expire blue cheese is [ __ ] crazy this n said expired blue [Laughter] cheese what you said if you triple clip I said triple clip triple click don’t actually another H oh oh thanks that was actually really thanks I

Did not know that I’m trying to find out how to do unknown map hold on hold on hold on I got a map now hold on hold on hold on [ __ ] this [ __ ] I don’t want I I want this [ __ ] I want a locator map [ __ ] out yo don’t eat

It nah I’mma eat it hey my last words we up oh get me jump boost hey that was the shortest [ __ ] jump boost that [ __ ] was ass it gave me literally that [ __ ] gave me literally a [ __ ] 3 second jump boost that [ __ ] was ass no but this actually really cool

Like I’ve never seen like a full like like above water fully built shipwreck this sh’s awesome so cool I’m the captain of this ship now okay yeah let’s let’s become uh uh what’s that [ __ ] name uh Jack Sparrow let’s go find this treasure furry rabbit huh bro

What Sage how was the potatoes [ __ ] potatoes bro that soup was like a genie from save a dollar I’ll Grant you one L and it will last three seconds yo what do y think the treasure is going to be you think it’s going to be diamonds I like MH potatoes yeah IRL

Potatoes they’re good but [ __ ] Minecraft potatoes they they’re useless baked potatoes suck too it’s like right here all ow my [ __ ] Shin ow ah hit my shin off the chair that was not pleasant that hurt a lot I need to sit down I’ve been sitting on my knees this

Entire time but I could have just sat down on the chair bro sounded like Peter G shut [Applause] up wait hold up wait hold on wait what what in my inventory is disposable uh [ __ ] the rote okay here what I’m going to do I’m going to kill some

Creepers and I’m going to craft some TNT all right do you get snow where you live yes indeed I do I do not want smoke with that Enderman I just want creepers okay Bet [ __ ] oh [Applause] okay parkour parkour parkour come on creepers hello Mr black man

Ah J bro was in an anime battle And he didn’t drop any [Applause] gunpowder I want Sandstone I want [Applause] sand you know what [ __ ] this [ __ ] [Applause] Why place oh get away from me you damn [ __ ] [Applause] pet what [Applause] The go near the bro you’re so annoying and my sword bro yay and I don’t have any I don’t have any [ __ ] Stone to replace it oh yes I do hello Mr Pig I don’t want this bowl I don’t want this either okay I saw a creeper over here if

That [ __ ] despawned I swear to God and it despawned we’re doing this the hard way fellas hey it’s me Goku you know what I think it would be better if I [ __ ] and I left my crafting table over there it’d be better if I crafted a shovel what do y’all think the treasure

Is going to be I saw iron oh I saw iron someone and then bro said freaking potatoes it is a sin to eat potatoes in this world that that’s that’s that’s the new rule of this that’s the rule of this world it is a sin to eat potatoes

Pressing Circle if you’re on PS5 gives you a huge speed boost when starting a Sprint no it won’t native button for circle is to drop an item but I have it on down d-pad and circle is pick block found it they’re not weird they’re they’re helpful a potion of water breathing for

Three minutes a name tag one gold ingot a heart of the I’m not crafting a [ __ ] conduit what do you think of Star Wars that game is [ __ ] fun as hell I’ve played it before on the PS4 that game is so much fun well I play the second one but it’s so [ __ ]

Fun a blue T I have no idea what that is I don’t even know why you said that get this doooo [ __ ] out of my inventory this was the most used I I spent ages trying to get this [ __ ] [ __ ] for nothing this chest sucks this is the

Worst treasure I’ve ever came across pause throw this whole damn treasure away this treasure is ass I never want to see it again wait give my [ __ ] the only thing that I accept here is the the the potion and maybe the name tag if I get a

Dog can we get can we get a uh L L treasure chain please cuz that [ __ ] was terrible just give just please just please just please get a L treasure Shane cuz that that was the worst treasure I’ve ever seen [ __ ] chain mail armor there is a redstone machine that

Can one tap anyone in armor and any armor from a distance bro just freaking make a redstone repeater on uh a bunch of uh [ __ ] what dispensers and fill them with uh instant harming arrows either that or just make a chest that drops anyone really low and then

Put uh crafting tables on the bottom and put buttons all over [Applause] around I am not breaking the first rule of Minecraft never dig straight down I’m a m I’m a parkour God see if I hadn’t done that spin I would have taken fall damage but because the

Mechanics if I do this and then cuz you move you move further forward if you turn while you’re jumping see look I’m going to jump see that that was the jump from there now look when I spin wait I got to I can’t oh I’m out of food pink a pink

She that that’s [ __ ] awesome yo what’s up wait yo this name tag is actually good I’m going to get a sheep and I’m going to name it Jeb uncore and we’re going to have a rainbow sheep watch this wait hold up see you land further if you

Spin like normal Sprint jump it doesn’t well you know you know what I mean that would ruin the Rarity and value what do you mean name it l Sage damn I wish the [ __ ] wait I killed damn I wish there was a slime that spawned I wish I was in

A swamp biome I could have I could killed a [ __ ] I could have killed a um a slime and made a lead so I can bring the sheep with me I mean naming it Jeb pink sheeps aren’t even they’re actually pretty rare they’re not that rare but they’re pretty rare wait where

And I wasn’t talking about the pink I wasn’t going to name the pink sheep Jeb uncore I meant just like I’m just going like G to get a sheep and like hey bees I mean like I was going to get a sheep and then name it Jeb uncore and so

It would be rainbow and then I would keep it in my uh house okay y’all think it’s time to make a house life is exactly life is Minecraft spam one in chat for house spam two for no house am Marion you’re am Marion you’re you’re a you’re a legend for that I love Minecraft I guess we making a house oh we have to find the perfect spot for it just make a house on a random

Location and just it’s going to look ugly man [ __ ] this treasure map shitty ass treasure M I wish that treasure at least had a [ __ ] saddle I could have got a horse I played since I was five nearly been playing for 12 years well I’ve been playing since l elementary school so that’s

[ __ ] I’m going say eight nine 10 in that area a black sheep where did it go where did that where did that [ __ ] black let me chill out hey hey I’m sorry my bad my bad G my bad G my bad if you don’t drop the helmet I’m going have to

Throw you didn’t even drop the helmet [ __ ] useless Bastard got me [ __ ] up got got me [ __ ] up got me [ __ ] up hey red tulip orange tulip White Tulip a lot of tulips [ __ ] I [ __ ] with this spot there a lot of flowers but I need to go to [Applause] sleep hey yo creeper go [ __ ] yourself thank you hey buddy back up back up I don’t know you back up back up hey had a flower in his inventory that’s [Applause] adorable Yeah oh I’m back in in the cas biome okay I don’t want to I got to find the perfect spot to start building the house wait what’s that over there ow build a house on the mountain I’m not one for Mountain houses I like my houses to be like on flat

Land it’s like flat so you know what I mean where are you going to build your house I I need I need to find a good spot is that the same Village or a different one oh it’s the same one [ __ ] your build a house on the mountain I’m sorry you had to

What I wasn’t even paying attention so how was y’all day you can always terraform I mean you right Sage reply or else reply to what you didn’t say anything Roblox is older than Minecraft though true but Minecraft is better so am I and it makes me want to

Not exist anymore I hate being sick ow why are there just XP chrum this is like what the oh pay atlay ATL say it Xbox or Playstation I am a PlayStation PC is shut up we’re not bringing PC users into this conversation we’re talking about consoles I walked into my school and I

Found a bunch of XP on the floor I saw nobody did the bus driver die but the [ __ ] bus driver got [ __ ] merked I grew up playing Minecraft on Xbox I played on the PS3 I [ __ ] miss battle mode that [ __ ] was epic damn the [ __ ] oh I aimed it wrong whoops [Applause]

I missed the Christmas events and elytra flight yeah I’m kind of sad that they only that they stopped updating like uh PS3 console on [ __ ] The Aquatic update is there like never gonna the blackies come here look at them being fast so they know how to Do oh damn see you brush yeah see y’all y’all W’s for showing up okay let’s see I need a boat a boat boat A Boat Boat Boat my ass is about to break would you eat a cooked rabbit sure what scream I didn’t scream why didn’t you take the that

Wasn’t iron that was chain mail that’s racist when is the Santa Dis Track coming out when cage uploads it Freddy Roblox Advent why don’t I say Adventures Freddy’s Roblox developing game what’s up hey Dolphins [Applause] cool sorry for late oh it’s cool dude at least you showed [Applause]

Up yo what if I made it on this shitty ass Island how many potatoes did you find there were no potatoes in there it was just [ __ ] it it was one gold ingot a heart of the sea a name tag and a bunch of chain mail armor and this potion of water breathing

Did you know that Iron Golems ands are racist yeah they’re funny they just a little silly like [Applause] that yeah what’s 4,876 divided by two search for a mod that gives them whips that’s [ __ ] Wild I like your videos I like them too they make me

Laugh bro how far am I going to have to go EG egg actively Bros on a journey to find that’s crazy yeah Bros position is 75464 1187 what difficulty are you playing hang on I’m on normal [ __ ] hard I’m going get my ass [ __ ] railed by skeletons excuse me skeletons

Minecraft Sunset oh baby hey what’s the fastest time you’ve beat in the game the only time I’ve ever actually beaten Minecraft was on [ __ ] PS3 edition I never actually tried to beat it on this version I just play just to play if y’all don’t back up with y’all

Back up you greens back up get away from ow yeah oh sh [ __ ] Christ man all I wanted was to break my bed what in here do I not need [ __ ] the string I need need some Melons y’all like melons shut the [ __ ] up this [ __ ] said well well well well wheel well W spelling yo s you remember the old Halloween map oh yeah I remember that [ __ ] ow oh yo bro say the [ __ ] word what’s your favorite candy uh [ __ ] lemon heads I have nword perms and

Privilege I love Reese’s Reese’s rees’s type [ __ ] okay I don’t even know where the hell I’m going at what the [ __ ] is that why is they just floating okay I’m going to build my living Arrangement here W bug rock this bro keeps calling it bug Rock what are you doing [Applause] [Applause] I hate kit what’s wrong with Kit Kats their slogan is fire break me off a piece of that Kit Kat bar okay buddy why do the nerd thing time is 12:45 I got to go to bed

Soon but I want to build my house first all right here’s what we’re going to do let me think first off I’m going to have to get rid of all this Grass [Applause] and I’m gonna right about here the game audio was loud as I’m not going to lie I mean the louder the better is it 2 by Two one two three four five six seven one two three four 5 six 78 1 2 3 4 five six seven eight 1 two three four five six seven eight okay yeah one two three four five six seven okay oh what is and I’m going to break these I count just like this Too put that there cuz I don’t need it take this and then [Applause] okay and I don’t have any uh Stone luckily there’s a mountain right over here oh wait no there’s a a little thingy right here okay go on to bed see you and please roast Johnny Test all right bro see you I’ll consider it cuz I was thinking of doing that for a

While okay I hear zombies so I’m Leaving shut the [ __ ] up there was a problem of multiplayer hosting stopped okay sure uh wait I don’t have any sticks what the [ __ ] how do I not have sticks are you Michael Jackson white or are you bro I’m going to keep watching just to watch his journey A I always like to stream stuff on my laptop but like my laptop run [ __ ] so as [ __ ] and dumbu Happens oh you said the stream the game audio was loud let me turn that [ __ ] down is that better oh well at least it broke at a good spot it’s the Freddy Fazbear or or or or oh o is that the Fredy Fazbear proceeds to become a

Sped how’ you turn the audio down like that no I’m on my phone I’m just playing with the PS4 controller s just got done troll rolling the [ __ ] out of slashes on I’m sorry ow you bastard what’s up cadz oh he has on a a chain mail cap oh wait

I have a [ __ ] Shield I forgot I had a shield it’s not it’s not kadis what’s up cadz blood really thinks his name isn’t cadz no that’s just Cadz yeah we just playing we playing Minecraft I’m going to make this a series we just stream and play Minecraft bro posted his real name self dotion is crazy Mooncraft is crazy Mooncraft like a [ __ ] Minecraft Youtuber names the stream he just Nam Mooncraft and then starts the stream and

He’s just [ __ ] buns out type [ __ ] I [ __ ] love the word buns that’s so [ __ ] funny like who the hell came up with the word Buns sounds so silly that’s [ __ ] Wild yeah I think I I get uh my video would get claimed if I started playing The Living Tombstone cuz I love their music and I want to listen to their music cuz the living tombstone is just a different breed on [ __ ] music bro like it’s not

Even I need to make a chest does it ever piss you off when you can’t see [ __ ] in a yeah that shit’s annoying like bro just let me say the [ __ ] word it feels like they’re taking all your rights away Way facts where did cadz go can we get a cadz come back

Chain CZ got swatted as [ __ ] wild should never said his name I already found him oh [ __ ] you know we we barefist in this [ __ ] he’s in my B damn what’s up bergies oh man parents are [ __ ] annoying man me and cadz are best buddies for

Real you be the tree I’m hitting the tree with my fist dirty minded bastard H hold up chest put the chest right here and put all this [ __ ] in there don’t you lever just get completely satisfied when you just empty your inventory like that oops

First person to say I like to move it move it gets a roll in my server do you know the bridge trick on Bedrock I mean no all flipflop is going to get a roll the name of the Roll is going to be poopy head and place five blocks ahead of you what

Why is that my role I never said what the roll was going to be I just said you’re G to get a roll the roll is GNA be poopy head you’re gonna get a doooo brown roll the name is just going to be poopy head and it’s gonna you’re gonna have

That role for the rest of your existence in that server what do you mean by five blocks ahead of me why did I bro just disappear make a five block line how the [ __ ] oh that that you want to Sprint and place a block but make sure to

Hold I [ __ ] did that [ __ ] wrong wait do I just like run and this jump bro what the [ __ ] hold I got to sleep I want trying to figure out what the hell you’re talking about is on the last block ahead of you make sure you jump you can search up bed bro

Ow uh bedrock video yeah I don’t know what the [ __ ] you’re talking about I’ll try to find that on my free time [ __ ] drift bro and now I’m going block hold up first off I need more [ __ ] Stone hello Mr Shep did I put the sticks in the I Did do I look down or like forward like what the what am I supposed to do please hold jump on Place hold jump on the Block and keep going forward while sprinting look forward oh wait do I like hold up forward down like this hey all right see you good night

Bro what the [ __ ] yes but more forward like that ow bro I’m hold up okay okay that is not make sure you hold on the Block and look slightly down bro I’m [ __ ] [ __ ] controller keeps drifting oh my God bro Bridge forward without crouching oh it doesn’t [ __ ] work I

Don’t know what the [ __ ] you’re trying to my [ __ ] how high my [ __ ] good bro this is so stupid [ __ ] stay on the last block I’m on I’ve I’ve been doing that what the now I have to sleep Again you can’t be on another block what do I just stand here play some front bro what the [ __ ] hold on what the [ __ ] oh that’s [ __ ] [ __ ] okay I see what you’re talking about now so I just do the thing [ __ ] oh wait I just have to Spring drum it then

Up 1 2 3 4 5 six one two three four five so I just do that while Sprint jumping but it’s it doesn’t [ __ ] work it doesn’t have to be ex I know but I just want a [ __ ] start oh [ __ ] I saw the [ __ ] screen on hold on can I

Open pop out chat yes I want that okay there you go you got to place on the ah you got to place a block on the last one to override it I’m gonna [ __ ] punch a bird hold up what if I just Spam click it okay it’s better if I just Spam

It cuz holding down doesn’t working so just do that while Sprint jumping and spam clipping wait [ __ ] I [ __ ] up it doesn’t [ __ ] work bro hold on it’s [ __ ] YouTube short okay If stand able to place the that if itre oh that [ __ ] I I I I don’t know the [ __ ] timing for it You got to play I I am the [ __ ] the holding [ __ ] isn’t working cuz if I hold it’s not going to it’s not consecutive bro [ __ ] I’m a [ __ ] bro it’s not [ __ ] doing it oh I don’t know what the [ __ ] you want me to do cuz it’s

Not second to that is the second to last yes I’m standing on it but um I am bro razor do I look straight down or raise it like what the [ __ ] I I [ __ ] this the if I died because of that [ __ ] it is night the [ __ ] you

Mean the Sun is setting it’s dark I’ve had enough of that [ __ ] I need [ __ ] wood you have any idea how much time that wasted that wasted so much [ __ ] time I could have been done with the house by now I could have been [ __ ] in my bed right now

Bro why is there just so much [ __ ] I don’t want jungle trees I want [ __ ] Oak that [ __ ] that [ __ ] pissed me off took way too [ __ ] long to figure out do what you want cuz a pirate is free you are a pirate you’re easy being a pirate is the

Right to be do what you want cuz a pirate is free you are a [ __ ] ow now I go hunt for Twee that that [ __ ] was just [ __ ] tedious anyway can I like not keep running into [ __ ] jungle trees all I want is oak trees this is all I

Wanted just oak trees I keep running into [ __ ] shitty booty ass bird [ __ ] jungle your hard fidd D being a pirate is all right to be do what you want cuz a pirate is free you are a pirate you’re hard something today chicken nuggets really get in the way

Restore chat because I don’t need to anyway it is 1:28 a.m. just cuz I’m devoted to entertaining I’ll stay up until my house is done even though I’m going to be [ __ ] wrecked tired in the morning my dad is going to beat my ass if he catch God

Damn well I’m just himothy because I don’t have a bedtime I just accidentally stumbled upon a [ __ ] lava pool I could make another portal if I wanted to this is [ __ ] jungle jungle jungle jungle everywhere oh [ __ ] I really wish I was [ __ ] monetized bro cuz Sage make a

Never make a new stream tomorrow I’m gonna go to sleep all right I’ll stop streaming when I finish this [ __ ] house okay I have three stacks and two4 of Oak planks oh [ __ ] where the [ __ ] where is my house oh no oh wait it’s over here

Oh by the way I apologize for hitting that bird earlier I was just frustrated I have the space to let that cuz those are going to be windows wait should I make two floors move freaking 2 can S I mean nuh Oh wait [ __ ] yo should I try and do this [ __ ]

Now you know what I give up I’m never doing that [Applause] Again that did not work oh actually it did work but not in the way I wanted it to okay I was too high up wait so what if I just Nope yeah I’m not doing that that is oh [ __ ] the [ __ ] happened to my water ow watch this bed clutch keep the dirt bridge for memory man you back back back I want every zombie in the vicinity to just burn and die okay we I don’t know how to do it now

But just I’m too high up worked wait I can just do this I’m making [ __ ] harder than it needs to be I could just do this Blood bro what the [ __ ] stop doing that [ __ ] bro why did this hear a spider oh man if you the get off my house

Man vacate my living arrangement oh my God that’s so annoying bro break no am Ario and I’m Banning you from everything I’m blaming you for my inconveniences okay okay you’re pissing me off get the Know It wait what the [ __ ] bro has beef with spiders I mean

They have beef with me in the night so why wouldn’t I have be with them oh my God if you don’t get The oh we fist fighting I guess I won the fist fight oh sometimes I get a good feeling yeah I a Feel Never bro okay the house is I’m going to say 45% done I just need to finish the upstairs and I need [ __ ] torches look oh for

End world hunger or bring back back the Prime in every game end world hunger cuz no one likes being hungry wait then I’m GNA have to do that hey a Wandering useless person what are you offering come here I’m talking you you are the most worthless human being I’ve ever come

Across how many emeralds do I have damn how the [ __ ] do you you starve by mistake but oops oh yeah I’m I’m hungry I’m supposed to eat I’m a human I need normal things to survive where should I place the bed like right here maybe yeah that’s good oh wait I can’t

Even oops I need a I need iron if I’m going to name a sheep Jeb cuz I really want to Rainbow keep for real slaughtering countless animals just to get food and then throwing it in a furnace to cook it oh wait I have oak sapling

Ow oh wait I need oh wait I need to eat get your own good wise words oh I thought there was a leaf there now I feel like a stupid person ow wait I have a shield I keep forgetting I have a shield start living better than Jeff Bas abuse Minecraft

Code to get infinite resources ow I need Stickies so I can make uh ladder but I need more than that I need six ladders actually nine you know what [ __ ] it one two three four five six Oh I mean we up wait I should like make the second floor have like a balcony like eating us eating a Subway sandwich on that balcony eating a Subway sandwich on that balcony eating a Subway I’m just going to make the top floor like a whole different type of

Wood eating a Subway on that balcony eating a Subway sandwich on that balcony eating a Subway sandwich on that balcony eating a Subway sandwich on that balcony all right Bro my reaction time just saved my Life he for for e for for not my you mhm h s all right that’s enough Minecraft for tonight all right I’m ending stream if any of y’all watch it back y’all have a good night day afternoon evening whatever all right see you I’m what