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Hello everyone welcome back to SMP Earth I’m your host Cara this is SP earth like I said we had some trouble with some with some packs but I think we got it now everything is fine now but we are I guess we’re meeting at the strip club

I got to fly all the way to New York it’s gonna be I will name the stuff after I thought we would have more time to name stuff but remind me someone keep a list of all the things I need to make and then I’ll make the name tags and

I’ll come name them and do all the stuff oh thank you for the trich prime sub yeah we’re going to the strip club yeah Michael claimed our home this means freaking war if you want to catch this live which I highly suggest you do you can go to

Twitch.tv slash car Corvis and if you want to get your own server you got MC for hosting you just go car course 20 my person off oh yeah my merch is on sale this is live wasn’t that crazy everyone say hi to youtube we have some new merch

Out I keep forgetting to bring it over but it’s really cool merch it says wash your hands so for those people in your lives that you think don’t wash their hands enough you should probably get them this shirt I’ll put it I’ll put a link in the

Description it’s only gonna be up for about 2 or 3 weeks so you should definitely try to grab it if you want it because it looks really it’s like a Russian propaganda thing so just click on the link check it out it’s really cool you’re on earth is one point

Fourteen point four I tried to make it not super expensive so I’m taking quite a cut of of profits because I want you guys to have the merch because it’s really fun merch and I love it bo and Alexander thank you for the five gifted thumbs to the channel oh thank you so

Much hi tubers of the you oh also I know some of you have do not know but I have another channel it’s linked in um probably Lincoln I think it’s in the description I think I have my channel in this in the description but instead of vibes which is where this normally goes

It is instead curated edited content so a little more interesting are we over 1,000 I don’t know I think we’re close we might be like 9:30 let me see let me see what we’re at every day that we don’t get to it it will decay though so it might have decayed by now

We’ll see we’re at 931 oh it was good nice so I’m at 931 931 we’re almost at a thousand what should we do for a thousand subs you guys Valerie now haha oh hi conky dogs like you punks so I showed him around oh thank you so

Much my main channel needs the five channel linked in it you’re right I need to do that but yeah vice-versa both channels I might hear blue I would need to get it bleached first if I wanted to dye it blue brown hair does not hold dye very well in fact it has

Been dyed blue while brown and it did not look it just looked like a darker Brown it didn’t look like blue at all so I’d have to bleach it first and I already said I’d go blond like bleach blonde at a 2000 subs I can’t wait where are we what the hell

Is this just Florida is this Disneyworld what is this I almost flew too far what is this supposed to be you bought a t-shirt oh that’s amazing scream really loudly into your mic on stream yeah okay no I I’m too I I can’t do it I can’t do 24 hour streams I’ve

Tried so many times to do 24-hour streams and I just I can’t do it you you oh you got the red t-shirt nice that’s my favorite one I love that one but yeah I can’t do 24-hour I can barely do like 12-hour where am i I think I keep going too far

I gotta look at my map I went to Canada my plane flies – my my my flame flies too fast hello a three switch oh hello what’s up oh wait there’s a call oops okay I’ll join the call hello hi Cara hi there’s like our meeting table

I’m almost here okay I keep overshooting it I keep ending up in Canada yeah we don’t finish down here it’s just looking very I mean I guess it’s something we should do because it’s like a cookie gain project oh wait I feel like the strip club is way over there I went to

New York damn it oh my god you guys it’s like our meeting house their headquarters we have it this is their table kinda Thank You bones it’s very nice oh yes sitting and waiting oops it’s okay be our office mmm pickaxe is about to break oh I can fix

It for you Oh y’all do oh I’m very rich well thank you smiles I’ll do it when I get home to the villagers okay Nate today I want me know I got paid in a mine days ago something like that okay she’s got a spare yeah were you

Digging out um well we should make it taller we’ll just wait until they come yeah I think I’m lost I don’t know I it’s a town oh that’s yeah I see so it’s that yellow house that’s Peppa pig’s house and if you go in there there’s a

Hole leading down to the strip club that’s it’s because um it’s a girls-only call right now so cuber hmm and I thought he looked cute with that on its a look for sure nice looks you should make the meeting room in the back I love

This place so far wait there’s a lot of mobs I’m I’m in SpongeBob’s house just chillin oh I can come over too oh I see him oh yeah and they’re just fancy doesn’t want to pronounce your name what why yeah right you see like bug cover

You just killed my fancy the best of us Punjab see like this oh wait okay right very beautiful again thank you okay so welcome to our headquarters this this is so perfect Wow can we get all the coochie getting to sit down and then we’ll have you

Officially walk out wait which one is the strip club it’s the yellow house that’s very the yellow house why my tits it’s Amy tits oh how is it done here Oh what the hell will happen well this place is sick are you here hey okay take off me

So if you’re you oh are you not of course okay so if you want to do a walk out and introduce yourself oh yeah yeah okay oh my gosh hi guys my name is Jojo or Johanna but that’s a lot of effort so Jojo is just fine and I

Like to play video games and that’s it I have a balloon his name is Phil and he’s my emotional support balloon names I’m holding him right now in real life and please I could never I actually don’t know how to pop this type of material anyway

Oh what is it what what what what so well it’s like it’s like um I could probably stop it and it pops or whatever a knife would would break it would pop it yeah a knife would pop a lot of things to be honest so so like do I

Dance now is that yeah if you like actually there yeah okay I had a music disc that I was gonna bring over here I couldn’t find stuff oh no it was a stall it was you think it’s up to da mo doesn’t work oh here I have

Far away that’s ammo what are we doing here oh sorry sorry it’s right tearing down the walls what’s uh what do we got we have we have mall far cat in a stack for sure cat doesn’t lie yeah is this dad like the scary one no it’s the white one

Where’s the way one a white one Strad I’m gonna I’m gonna turn off my music hold on I expect a lot of money from this but you didn’t hear that for me that’s okay all right and they have iron it is my good-girl some potatoes alright a special one [Laughter] Welcome to coochie game no no I would like to think like the Academy and my parents for making me weak for making me a woman for giving me a coochie This pillow and I just feel I feel very included exactly exactly yes yeah so he is yet here’s our head yeah you’ve seen a lot of things yeah can I change the the chairs into court okay I will do a classy yes yeah that where it was if you

Guys need a lot of white concrete I have a lot of white concrete yes for no reason we have a lot of black concrete in the red concrete perfect and these are our offices paperwork for something what type of paperwork do we have to do another office no this is like the

Entrance for the back no to the thing the catwalk yeah so if they can like chickened out and they don’t want to go on it they can just like exit here pigs they pick out yeah yeah yeah techno blade – it needs to be yeah I forgot we did that sign oh

We need an iron golem oh yeah to be our our bouncer yeah plans hmm get some achieve acquired that’s right 18 iron but I got it I got the iron oh yes I just need a pumpkin yes we’re gonna yeah I have to my face but I’m too lazy

Let me fly around and see if I can just find nothing yeah there’s usually some around oh my god you guys flying away what looking for pumpkins what what is this what is it like a crater it’s like an is that an asteroid how did you get

Over there that’s that’s a hole am I supposed to go where am I Oh it’s like an app what the hell this is definitely not here but that’s a meteor meteorite Oh a meteor yeah what’s inside oh I’m too scared nothing oh wait why can I hurt her

Because I’m not in a faction I forgive you this time thank you thank you yeah me neither just go south to the desert you’ll see this giant hole yeah lead the way let’s go this is something I’m gonna search for a pumpkin real fast

Oh I see the hole and would you speak of It I mean has a lot of obsidian oh I’m not sure like this or if it’s like Arg supposed to be the dragon I don’t think looks like an ass like a meteor yeah it looks like a meteorite yeah I don’t think anyone built this the circle is

Too perfect right yeah it must have been worth it yeah I’m gonna go get a pumpkin real fast just obsidian oh wow what a great place to be maybe I’ll make my house here ain’t no having to move out it’s very sad wait why so yes like yeah someone claimed

Where I built my little dirt Hut it’s okay I just you know it was a dirt huh anyway I grew really attached to it it’s okay I’ll live in the Obsidian it’s fine you know yeah it would be pretty cool yeah it’s a little it’s a bit of an upgrade from

Dirt right yet sand an obsidian which is way better than dirt that’s true that’s true why is there a creeper and the strip club I did not well you know yeah I’m working I’m hiring one right now well you know how strip clubs are yeah oh my god I’m gonna PlayStation no way

Kill me are you so anyway am i okay you said your internet died said it did but then I got it back up nice I thought you were like like you’re not live like fix it and I was like wait I think alive no she’s good she my streams vibe all right

Here I come with mini pumpkins okay pumpkins yes we can make mini bouncers She got the flu shot pucks through courts then maybe I think it’s known as step back I think we should fix the walls though like the back room yeah all black yeah or something yeah where do you want to put the bouncer in the in the little room of

With elevating yeah here okay doesn’t have much right now but he’ll be chillin back here here we go I have a nametag oh my god he’s so handsome I want to get a really cute like a door I guess I get just a like this why would you kill him

Oh that was a first customer Oh should we make another one we can make another bouncer if you want do we need how many bounces do we need that I don’t know we should have one up on the top part right over here okay like your house yeah just in here

Oh that would be yeah that would be so cute I think we okay where would be half of that I guess we should have it over in this corner we could open this wall up let’s meet yeah let’s open this up and let’s make the offices like a hallway we

Can do a hallway if we need offices Where’s the konkey or whatever should we put like dark oak wood oh yeah because it’s like hmm let’s think of like what materials we need so we only have to make like a couple chips yes man okay what about the ceiling oh really what about like do we need any

Light like a sea lantern maybe steel and like like stained glass over lantern so it was like like a moody red I have a lot of stained glass door so open up to it or just have it open I think hmm cuz you know how casinos I don’t know

How chef clubs are but casinos have it so like oh here get some money in and walk into the bar but I’m like what if we make it like like stained go I’ve never been to a strip club but if we do like stained black glass or some things

Dana black glass is so pretty mm-hmm – ahem so just love a roof with black glass okay I’ll get the black glass bean island okay we have oh okay I’ll go get the black I’m gonna make 15 buckets no I’m not gonna make 15 buckets can you

Make an infinite lava source like water we don’t actually need that much because they like spread and it look yeah that’s true from the bottom element they say I’m gonna make I’m gonna make five buckets get like eight eight seems like a good minecraft number beautiful okay

So how come we can fall out of the planes now oh I don’t know it’s nice then yeah because I was quite afraid when I accidentally pressed crouch and fell do you take fall damage no idea I have not tried you’re too much of an of

An MLG yeah yeah I’m kind of a gamer so do we want is your black something else let’s get to the club and you’re like oh there’s my money I’m going in we should make it stone brick maybe stone brick there’s a bunch of cobble what do we put

That in a furnace for stone brick or we just I have a bunch of I have a stone an F stone it’s not good yeah yeah there’s so much cobblestone in this little Chester here I don’t know what to do with it we need some car you getting glass dress

Yeah I’m getting lots of black glass oh there’s magma blocks and oh yes with that or do we want lava I think lava is good to spread more yeah that was cooler you can use Mack yeah but you could definitely use magma for like some other things that yeah

I’ll grab see how much magma do you have I can bring more leave a lot you’d like three stacks okay cool I mean the other color glass red I can bring red no am i killing him why did I do that like I started killing the iron golem the

Bottom part I don’t know why I’m so like I saw him I was like I must be mad at me I think you forgot about it nice nothing and they always like that I don’t know look at the other one yeah yeah his eyes are red too

Okay I cannot believe I did that [Laughter] Mindlessly started killing him oh my god it really does I found out the other day that I’m going to prison oh no well it’s too late just to live with her decisions I mean ya know I’m not gonna get caught don’t worry he just won’t see me for

Like a couple days oh that’s so easy yeah I don’t think he is he didn’t attack me and I think almost killed where do we have some oh I have a shit-ton I can grab something thanks them to my green yes I play on the server a lot I save everything and I

Just play a lot good bank up good you know minecraft bad yeah oh that goes right here I just actually tell you I’m gonna make a couple chests for all of our materials I dug the floors out when you picked up one piece of bark concrete

On the let me snatch it okay everybody in the chest okie dokie I have many things let’s go all right we want to put like a design on the ceiling with black and red oh that’s good let me wait let’s go come help me clear it out okay I put like oh

I guess that’s I put blocks unware following you where you so these are the dimensions it’s from here to here so we should make a design right mm-hmm so I almost killed you what kind of dislike or zigzag maybe if we do like we could copy the the floor

Design from the Terra Cotta oh how does that look like a interesting now it’d be really cool it looks like a poppy or something yeah yeah that would be really cool cool let’s do it cool okay I felt okay where’s the center we gotta find the center let’s see one it’s probably

Where one of the poles are two three four five I think it’s right seven eight nine ten eleven twelve thirteen fourteen fifteen sixteen oh that’s okay would be like four nuts into lemonade I think this is the center one two three four five six one two so I

Think this opening is the center one two three if it’s where the pole is about even eight one two three four five six no I think six seven do it on top would that be easier so these two holes right here this is the center okay

Is there a way we can either we make one dimension smaller what can we make one wall in more actually do that could we bring it forward like brings us all forward one so it’s easier and be centered on the on the pole um did you have more black concrete oh you’re just

Gonna place it in front of it yeah it’d be easier than taking it down and just expand the walls by one scale one to ten what is your favorite color of the alphabet what does that mean of the alphabet baby red J I think I think it’s supposed

To be like a number nine it’s only works when you have synesthesia what City yeah since the yeah would wear this okay so let’s see yeah I took a couple of SEC’s I’m gonna try to start making the design okay I’ll leave this kind of open like this it’s just

Because I don’t want to move the chest not to fret I have lava I know you were worried nice we were worried okay wait we want to bring this like this yes pretty so should we should we do like like this let me see like just copy this yeah yeah except it

Has to be yeah no well let let me like break it before you play stuff so you can see okay okay now I do yeah help me Cara well for copying it exactly it needs to be a little different in the center we see um

Actually if we fill it I think if you fill these in we still need redstone Lambs too so if we do that how do you make redstone lamps I’m not sure hey I think it should be smaller we have great great was Gracie oh [ __ ] I didn’t bring any that’s fine I

Won’t use that and then we’ll have like like little hearts on the side of them kind of so it’s like hmm so should this out like the this outline part be read then this part you have a thought yeah but you just fell through is that read I think I think it’s great

Or it’s black it’s definitely black I mean like do we are trying to make it exact cuz we can make it a which one are you making it like I’m making the red one like this one right here I was doing the gray one oh I was just doing this oh okay yeah

Then it would be red okay okay yeah that’s better it’s not to be exact just like kind of like it yeah okay so I’ll start filling this in with red yeah it’s not gonna be the same exact pattern because I don’t think we can actually make that with the

Size we had yeah know what this dimensions and then it goes like like one out with the gray and it surrounds it kind of like a box what’s this uh mostest other part here then but what’s the stone part that you’re leaving colors I’m just gonna cut it out okay

Very good if you want this is nice it’s our flower okay and then it goes out kind of like this this is right and then like that wait is that all right yeah I guess it is oh my get dimensions weird it would look weird trying to figure out why it’s not

Even we miscalculate down on the mat hey wait did you bring the other wall in – no yeah someone did so I’m about the other wall in oh I did no no no we only had one wall in at this wall okay that makes more sense

Okay yeah we had this one is like this yeah exactly okay boys and then thank you and then I guess we just can’t outline it with red now here yeah thank you I guess so should I make it like here right zigzag try to make it two or just

One make it two it’s nice in the rescue get red red and black are sexy colors yeah they are yeah yes it’s like the exclusive colors for lingerie and stuff lift me [Laughter] I wish I was good at placing blocks Iona Fred I don’t have some good well yeah

The the lighting it’s gonna be different to like it’s gonna be very moody yes yes oh that’s where the red stops okay all right yeah I do over here too cool another red yeah and then we can just make the rest black cool I’m sorry I’m

Not anyone this is not okay okay are you guys all not 21 19 oh my god yeah we’re working on it it’s a work in progress yeah I don’t like this bar that I did she’s saying you make these walls black oh yeah all right there we go all righty

I look great ladies just making fun of her nice you’ll be able to see through the lavas that’s been yeah this is good cool okay coming at 11:00 now my queen dick mean my way I’m sprinting right now and by sprinting I mean I’m digging up

From a cavern okay okay so you know the bar that we had in New York we can make it similar to that Nancy or something because I kind of like it was Godwin check and then the I like the bar stools that we made all right I saw like an

Image on Google and it’s like it was like a stair and then a slab and then a Stan what is that one check Gates or something or signs again it’s a joke Oh meme how is joke oh no it’s not you can look at bars online be careful

Oh wait it’s streaming it wait let me make let me make em we should make it like Galassi because I feel like I’m gonna make a golem need to be behind here once you make it I made a strip club at Jordans place most people aren’t even old enough to go

To a strip club on this server some places you do but if it’s most places it’s 18 if it’s 18 there won’t be any dreamless so if you like there are still people under 18 at least in California if it’s a fully nude strip club you can be 18 but they don’t have

Drinks and if they do have drinks it’s not a fully nude strip club those who need to be 21 yeah yeah the more you know have you been to a lot of strip clubs just one I went to one for my birthday and holy crap those girls are so talented I guess

It looks so cool it was more like a pole dancing club actually yeah they were like walking on the ceiling and [ __ ] I was strong yes there was so freaking strong I’m Mike Tama want to be a pole dancer yeah you’re like I can’t actually do those it’s too it’s too much strain

On my ABS and they’re not like they’re not ready to handle anything I like I went outside once and I broke my elbow and I had to compete in a tournament [Laughter] like three weeks oh I do not go outside for a reason be careful

Do you happen to love at Joe Joe doors you know I’m really trying to figure this out you lost I usually am yeah oh you’re up there is this how far lava usually spreads I think so yeah how do you change oh never mind just kidding I was pranking again

If you drop it higher does it spread more let’s let’s find out oh whoa I guess not I think all right there goes there goes okay yeah wait make sure we get it yeah the right dimensions I don’t think it does it didn’t reach the corner

Count it then just put it one more to the my name it sounds so weird it’s just like flopping you put it on a block maybe yes I could try that oh it looks like it’s spreading over there oh yeah I got the corner that time yes yummy let’s count

So that we get the right dimensions okay no one will see the top it’s fine broken okay it does look weird weird looking [ __ ] it then spread to the corner what the hell I just think this one’s broken like I think this one just somehow

Messed up if you put like good Oh what the hell what the [ __ ] what just happened what Oh weird I think it’s a corner back here or that one further yeah move it over one move it over one really I’m really scared you’re fine you’re fine you should have

Made the strip club in the nether it spreads farther and faster they’re really good oh yeah we don’t have another so that’s okay get on this thing I don’t I’m trying to make the like catwalk okay pretty behind the scenes and then we could like hang up curtains

To cover it like I don’t know white concrete damn my luck you know I love it please like Queen only because you said my queen yeah buckets back because I think I’m gonna yeah you might we might have to fill in some small areas here

I’ll give you the rest that I have here [Laughter] also I brought 48 redstone lamps just for fun they’re in the car you got it be careful though thank you well there’s a bit back there move it over okay we’ll get more it’s all beans for me by the

Way yeah it’s very sexy beans yeah right what do you mean aren’t all beans and I’m sorry yeah you don’t worry oh yeah make fire isn’t oceans too lazy well I need like two more I think yeah honestly it’s pretty good otherwise we got it this looks cool yeah all right

Beansie making weird noises though a lava yeah like gurgling and stuff well I mean it is a strip club so I don’t know why you don’t like the gurgles so what about the ceiling in here what do you want to do for this I think the lanterns right it’s all like

Like redstone lamps or they’re like yeah red stones hey there’s some spicy beans they’re too spicy so don’t eat them no they’re way too spicy are you making oh I’m trying to understand okay whatever you can destroy it if you want just break it what if we do like this

It’s okay you guys can break it it’s fine go ahead it’s a VIP lounge I don’t know it does look bad let’s try to make you gamble why not gamble you can say it if it looks bad I’m just trying to see how it trying to achieve

What’s the vibe like we want them to see into the bar without being able to go into it we should put like lanterns under these parts under what parts these parts right here oh yeah these don’t turn on we could connect them to redstone you just go switch other vital

Of them oh yeah true I don’t know what I just did I reliever what that’s okay but I don’t know what I just I I don’t know I’m I’m I’m holding my plane on my right hand oh yeah that happens I I can’t place it I’m just gonna walk over to you guys and alright I’m walking hopefully will understand this nobody tells how much the doors or should we just make it like no doors how do you make a banner that’s hard you know loom yeah it’s like a it’s

Like a sign but with did you get more in love oh oh it’s Jojo not here yes like yeah Curtin’s that’s what I was thinking too yeah but I want to show you guys before I do that are you making windows or something what are you doing here

Looks nice yeah I’m gonna go find some sheep and in case they’re okay this guy keeps blocking the entrance he’s working but I do own the place the tailor side dude here we go I don’t think he would like that I almost ran into the lava oh my god

Ma’am ma’am lanes Lee planes are not allowed in this establishment so a car oh I was needed oops hahaha me obviously my plane ma’am yeah I did okay planes are not allowed in this establishment please keep your family outside yeah that’s cute oh I’m never gonna let go of it here give me

The give me the love let’s do that one there Amelia Earhart so we do respect women here yeah Jojo give me the lava oh yeah oh you can’t make stairs oh yeah you can fortunately what color do more stairs you should be anything either stairs even bread all right did

We get everything is it all done it’s got long no I mean the the lava oh my god I’m wasting all of my I think the lavas done cool all right let me see they cover up the ceiling I have enough for two banners I think but I think we

Need more than that Howie now I keep falling stop following me we should for the this room right here like this is like the main do we want it to be bright and pretty here like everybody yeah like the room we use we should put like a

Neon light kind of thing like a item frame you know stuff folks have like those neon lights yeah I was like wait how do you know yeah what no I’m just like yeah I’m just guessing I could shift on a ladder to stay in place what I never never knew are you

Serious oh yeah they’re hilarious oh yeah everyone yeah first thing go Joe you know you’re not gonna be able to get anyone with it but it’ll be okay I’m making this week we could make the main room like heaven like you just died oh yeah oh yeah here let me see stairs

I still have cord stairs so where the offices gonna be oh is this the office we can make it like a hallway for the offices this is where you come in oh of course be nice exactly it is that’s why I make Its here you have any more white concrete besides oh no he’s okay wrote us together he’s mad no you made a mad I see I didn’t even make it out of here get out of here and they hit him twice he keeps spinning okay how much how much

Do these temporary planes costs are they do they not cost anything really cost anything now oh I just bought it I’m sorry are they faster than the fence I didn’t get up there oh that’s fine now I think they’re the same speeds like 150 right mm-hmm are there phantoms yes

Why are you so near no we have to sleep oh wait yeah we need a room for private dances for the pigs not about our offices well I’d like a hallway here for like our rooms in the hallway also on the other side of this for the dance rooms

Oh my god my legs hurt I want an even number my godfather what was that really body hurts oh no it’s cuz I went to the gym and I tried a new exercise I tried the adductor machine because the my gym like there’s so many personal trainers around

And they really want you to take a personal trainer class so they always like come butt into your exercises and they’re like hey mind if I show you how to do this better and I’m like okay sure I like sharing my nipples Oh what the hell what’s Dave doing here bully him

Bully the man oh oh no I can’t while David appears yeah her death I don’t know kill never I have some lava he’s begging for his life I don’t think you should let him have that no I should is their cage dancer oh my god we should have cage

Dancers hanging from the ceiling what Okay ready are you ready it’s gonna spread it won’t burn anything it won’t burn anything Freddie okay okay I’m just glad we could all come into an agreement we gonna waterboard him okay I’m at CaptainSparklez yeah let’s just let’s just go on like nothing’s happening the strip club once what like

An actual strip club or do you mean like in minecraft so which strip club did he look very uncomfortable sounds like the only way I could see join of Venus strip club as if it was like a birthday party and he was like uncomfortable the whole

Time that’s the only way I could see it answer that I’ll just do like the face [Laughter] making it rain yeah okay no it’s a lie I mean I’ve been twister dancing for us Oh a birthday party and it was my birthday party I’m dressing for 25 month resub 25

Months yeah throw money in this little thing I got you anyway throwing up dirt I don’t have anything else I have one iron ingot oops that’s mine about it on the TV I want that back oh okay good I got it [Laughter] no I didn’t get a dance cuz it was like very expensive when I wasn’t into that [Laughter] I’m like making it okay we’re just gonna keep them thing yeah yeah let’s keep building what else do we have to do follow the ceiling here yeah we need to

The ceiling and the hallways oh yeah hmm let’s repeat it out wait how whoa he’s hacking I didn’t get out of there Richmond they’re gonna put my pumpkins I put them back in dang it I forgot yeah you gotta with him you good it was over to bother him but he would

Definitely die it’s an ocean of weakness [Laughter] Okay it’s good to be had more black don’t have any I forgot about my tea oops no no no no he’s getting aggressive beat Silencio okay well thank you so much for initiating me into the coochie game it is an honor you know you’re welcome I as

A child you know I put a lot of effort into into making that happen [Laughter] goodness but anyway I do got a I do gotta go okay okay and this is me disappearing back why would this door work okay oh it’s going with something here I

Think he likes it in there right now you put his clothes back on is it raining outside mm-hmm he ran you said what do they want from me man wait drop an anvil on him is there what else I don’t think there is I can’t even I can’t make an anvil yeah

And put it on top of it and like break the block underneath it hey guys that was that like the ding in the sand I don’t know that is free animal should be happy can’t use special characters in chat what the hell oh how dare he he almost

Hit me what lips what’s he gonna do like that and then like get up here it’s gonna bring will stand on the same flag so it’s easy [Laughter] no that’s too much it’s too scary for him you’ll actually think oh he has a and over Oh pumpkin

Do you have any more pumpkins Anita my no I was gonna make a bartender oh you see for him to join her oh yeah we should yeah I forgot we weren’t in a VC yeah I know me too hello I was trying to dance on the table and you’re getting the VIP experience

I’m sure this was some some adult [ __ ] I didn’t know about people paying so much money for this mm-hmm because I just thought I was going to bikini bottom and then I see no I’m here I don’t know what’s going on now I get it yeah um a pumpkin head

Well you don’t need a bartender yeah and we’re too lazy to go get pumped take the Golem that’s upstairs and put him in the bar we got him in here it’d be easy you just dig a hole in his lava there’s a lot of love oh yeah [Laughter] yeah you wanna do you wanna sign up to be to work here sure I’m down as a dancer yeah I mean what kind of pay we talking here whatever tips you can eat in tips yeah okay okay okay I mean I got nine aren’t iron earlier from dancing in that cage

Exactly right and a bunch of other materials like a lot of other materials okay I mean I’m down you’ll have we can give you an office okay okay now I’m in it was an office I’m say you know all the caves have been mine through I need

To get my resources somehow you know yes the coin sounds good do I help us build I’m down down maybe I need to get like you know like a some some dyed leather armor like You like red red is a good color yeah that red looks good on me yeah have your minecraft scared oh yeah all right what am i building what you guys doing Shanee I’m gonna be hallways for our offices and I private yeah yeah so okay so I’m just digging yeah Oh a nice

Hallway do you know what she doing hallways I I think so yeah yeah um okay I’ll go through the other the other door I got you any like how long am I making this gem just gonna keep going maybe like excuse me but should the sizes of the

Offices be I don’t need to be too big wider than that though man so I think that’s a little too deep alright oh oh we’re going like oh the hallway oh yeah everyone let’s see the distance between these and see if we can make like a like

One I guess we can make make them like all turned alternating yeah I know my chance we should make like one of these like what just for this room sorry and then I see the wall and then so it’s one two and then this one’s for

This side okay yeah yeah so this one so you’ll have one on this side right yeah make it the same dimensions as I can’t even tell us like three by Counting show/hide three by five gotcha but you need concrete here take some yeah so is this like what is this whole area that

You guys are working on is this some oh my god I love that car I’m out of bars though here’s five my baby makes the bottom like a slab yeah it’s gonna do that okay between the pressure plate work Oh like a trapdoor can you ask the guy a VC

With you to say all right all right all right can you say all right all right all right nope why I don’t know just go someone asked but they paid channel points pay my channel points you got paid in channel points sorry good yeah now you gonna pay me real cash money

Okay paying two dollars you know stripper here right who do you think I am I don’t sell myself short like that Chad thinks you guys are going TP BOTS thank you I’m telling you we need you you’re one of our yeah oh you got a cage

In this on the ceiling now maybe a stone slab would look better yeah I’m trying to figure it out or a wood wine house thing you need trapdoors the iron bars that’s true let me see About this oh that’s nice oh yeah yeah plummet to your doom it’s like one block drop but yeah how tall I’m making this office I mean I’m in three hot tar I’ll make it for hire uhmm an iron trapdoor well no then you have to press a button

How about a birch one but the dark oak matches the rest of the club came down yeah it’s the coochie game which is that was a bad where in Spanish can someone actually just donated me to say all right all right all right you you say

All right all right all right all right all right all right I say all right a lot but all right all right business baby Wow I do this for money yeah we’ll make a we should make a bathroom in the bar area why do we need it why do we need a bathroom

Keep excrete human waste you know yeah humans here Cara please you just go outside you’re a strip club yes babe we can hire some more people that would be better than having pigs honestly yes what am I making the floor um I don’t know right

Now you mean you don’t know I mean I don’t know yet excuse me while I mind these resources the day I died and I lost everything I was building something with lava and I fell in it Oh No that’s why you don’t wear your [ __ ] light show my trident okay yeah I

Have so many light shows you should have asked me nothing outside of my comfort zone Oh mad offices this is like a strip club slash corporate [Laughter] and we’re doing our taxes in the back yeah idea hobby all right where’s the bathroom oh I thought we were yeah yeah I thought

You said no I think said oh you can’t I mean you’re the boss Am I it’s your idea ten minutes Dan minutes why do you go something than Chad’s idea to go baby excuse me sorry right here hmm should make a men’s room and a woman’s room it

Could just be an agender bathroom yeah yeah all gender yeah exactly this could not be my true it totally is 2020 okay it is yeah I’m ja I’m Jesse on free and jossy dwayne carter I’m fully full name why would I know that I wouldn’t know that honestly it just feels like 2015

The fifth you know it feels like 2012 there’s like mm the 20th it was like mm it feels like we were supposed to die in 2012 and then we just didn’t and it’s past 2012 swinging well like you know the world was supposed to end so yeah it did and

We’re just all dead living in a simulation oh I don’t like this simulation want a different one 2013 8 she really be when you say like that man it’s cheap you need bookshelves in the bar you know all we need uh bar drinks Joe gave me a

Weakness potion yeah no tipsy ever since man you you have low tolerance huh yeah man I’m small I’m a short boy it’s called short king I needed that today short king drunk has fallen at least twice okay I got weak legs I got weak legs

Hmm we could totally do that to me it’d be fifty case though wait do you guys want to see my new merch yeah yeah come to the bathroom this is my new marriage yeah thank you I made it myself yeah thank you guess what I see my merch yeah you need

Like 20 minutes yeah I was just trying to save my chat every time I go pee my chick had asked me if I wash my hands bro I need that [ __ ] yeah you do sure everyone could put a Lincoln Dave’s chat how was it already out yeah you know work March I’m wearing

My unreleased merge right now embroidered dad hat by the way by the way I’m gonna be hard to embroider good log Lagoon merch coming soon Wow everyone’s advertising I’m rich now yeah what the help there’s a skeleton wait can we put a named like guy in the cage yeah name him Dave Dave

And put you in the cage name me Dave is my name sorry sir Wow you mercy looks great silly me deleted I need to put this down delete it well I try my best oh my god no I get this rowdy customer out of here just a screencap of and it

It has a little beam and I made it myself you know what it’s like it looks like like baby Yoda with no arms or legs I saw it on my Jordans and I really like it I’ll put it like yeah yo time man [ __ ] maybe I gotta get my merch on a [ __ ] painting as we’re done yeah honestly just advertise our merch at the Olympics That’s cute get it embroidered on hats that’s cute I want this I want this [ __ ] excuse me well I can’t jump over here I’ve been trying for so we need it we need a bathroom in this [ __ ] well our bathroom is you wash your hands you wash

Your hands it’s like the signs you see a in store bathrooms where it’s like employees must wash their hands yeah wash your hands um do have more black concrete I do there’s some in the trusses they’re not oh you have a lot what the hell what do

You have someone I like it I gave him a lot leave you only 37 for the night huh I just give them the math I did not well we have this we should use this anyway because it’s like an elevator I don’t know we’re struggling to get him down here

There’s two no we have to okay someone gets a little too handsy exactly yeah it’s our bouncer to get it those creepers anyone who gets a little too aggressive just like in a real strip club [ __ ] killed why is it dancers are strapped and not in a weird way [Laughter]

Double Trouble Man cute it’s looking a lot better we’re getting progress done I love those this is very good walk out Dave oh I forget you could hold like a fashion show in here you know that you walk up it is a fashion show basically

No it’s a catwalk you don’t come here to look at the fashion I mean maybe you can easily remodel its they got the personal view in the cage yeah how do I get up here though angel like now I’m in the cage oh wow and then it’s no one’s let

You go oh I’d be a little bit there we go how did you get in the cage I had to place a block you can’t you don’t get in yeah you can’t jump again are you way to do it yeah yeah ready ready just keep getting close it yeah

Wiser roaches okay sometimes it happens we can’t control everything you can try your best to discriminate I saw this giant s fruit crawling on the wall of a sushi restaurant I went to and the and some guy came and just like grabbed it with a with a washcloth but

The sushi was so good I still go back like oh sorry you want it fresh right in my apartment there was a cockroach day one just scurrying around the bathroom no dude my power strip was like infested with baby cockroaches so check check your power strip no the exterminator was

Like no for real the exterminator was like oh yeah it’s very common but it’s warm no car I stopped what it’s making me cringe we talked about anything everything that [Laughter] I’m sorry I didn’t know you get such a WoW then his first time you left the game in like three weeks

Well and all this [ __ ] was on the ground he was like afk and luckily I put all the stuff in the chest mm-hmm and then he’s like someone stole my stuff I put a chest I put signs all over it oh say I love you mr. Pete no I said

Thankfully you had such a nice and awesome friends like me yeah he logged off for like two hours just in the middle of nowhere and I’m like so I like covered in a litter man that despawn that sucks [Laughter] I’m just gonna cry and throw up another day

I can’t wait we’re not building anymore bugs do I cry and throw up every day is that something that I do crying just thinking out loud have bugs and your food rather than hair in your food oh I much rather have so much hair in my same breath oh yeah exactly that’s why

You’d rather have hair in your food Hey I guess I’ve had hair like like I don’t know my school’s cafeteria wasn’t you know hey man not hungry hungry oh my god that’s like four hours of school hours you can’t not eat for four hours oh sorry why are all these houses

Backwards or bring your own food I never brought really from you saving money and having better food is it cuz like it was weird food or what I thought made fun of for bringing a tuna sandwich to lunch once they are ass but it’s not like they’re weird

I love tuna if I didn’t stink up your home fish mayonnaise you know just like They’re too big for me to be grossed out like tiny bugs ghosts oh really like little maggots all right I can’t even have my feet on the floor right now [ __ ] shut up babe I’m gonna kill you you know what I okay what about how do you feel it like

Tarantulas oh they’re fine yeah brother in Arizona cuz they’re like fuzzy and stuff so first yeah dude that you can actually just like pick them up like in the wild my first like week in Arizona that I saw one just like crawling around outside my big old

Boy just chillin eatin birds or whatever they man maybe birds eat them I don’t know I think your dimensions are all wrong I think your dimensions are all wrong actually maybe you’re in 3×5 bro yeah but they have to okay Nance a wife tell me please stop yelling at me you’re

Doing a great job Thanks understandable my legs hurt so bad aggressive so I carry a gun I like spiders okay eating some mayonnaise on your cockroaches I honestly would rather eat a cockroach than mayonnaise Wow what the [ __ ] like processed egg pastes it’s not

Yeah it is kind of like no you just you just whip together oil and eggs it’s an emulsion motion bro it was like concrete you’re an emotion around slapping the wall with this fish in my head you can still make some room I mean I could yeah

It’s true my brain is just like slow I’m at Avvo concrete away well I gotta do some prank real fast I’ll be back what’s the prank I got put got name some things and then put [ __ ] in people’s houses yeah blow up their house Pete has

A creeper farm he has like eat double chests mmm and he lets me have some so I just have been making a [ __ ] ton of TNT waiting for do mm-hmm oh yeah woman from Tranter you think about it I’m like one of the nucular powers on this server because are we are

We going to build the hub because I feel like I think shops would be pretty useful oh [ __ ] there’s a creeper hold on get up get him on stage man I don’t discriminate how they behave Z then I’m gonna [ __ ] arm he has I didn’t take care of this huh I

Just witnessed a murder I know every time I hit she like bounces back up what the [ __ ] Oh a play off the wall how big we make in the same Janine I put it back it is die or died for our country yeah yeah same as reaching land yeah and

We just took her plane my name is Peppa and he put it on a frame ask tough you a nice of a sign I don’t know I don’t know you can check think I’m probably gonna die because I’m in streaming for like a hop in it okay I’m a slide out

Thanks for working here now being flip side mm-hmm alright ciao hasta luego hi great how big we making this poster and where we putting it all so you get a cat thing to find they kept it poop my chicken all right kitty cats what are you

I don’t like Persians we went to a Persian we’re cats around here somewhere that’s Turkey have so many pumpkins and [ __ ] mmm oh here’s a pig I’m too named Peppa there you go there’s Peppa let’s find a kitty cat a cute the kid the kid

And you name your cat a tremor at arose sure I will name for you oh trying to start the next episode you guys next time bye bye