Fish and Pix Go Caving :: Decidedly Vanilla Minecraft SMP Season 2 – Episode 5

Hey guys this is swordfish and I am standing here with a whole bunch of gear that I didn’t have before in this episode I am going to show you an awesome awesomely fun exciting scary crazy caving expedition I went on with pixel riffs whose wonderful house can be

Seen here and this is what I ended up with 38 diamonds after making a sword that now has looting sharpness on breaking a pic efficiency on breaking silk touch pick efficiency on breaking fortune pick efficiency on breaking fortune shovel efficiency diamond axe that will have on breaking soon have

Also got protection book I think I have a feather falling book somewhere I got full iron armor I got a whole bunch of other iron in my in my ender chest um and yeah it was crazy it was awesome it was the reps there were downs you’ll

Enjoy it but I wanted to just mention a few things first as you can see i have shaders on there so pretty and that i’m trying to decide whether or not it’s worth the FPS ups and downs I’ve been recording it a steady 60 without the

Shaders now sometimes mid 60 I’m at 60 right now but when I look at place with lots of torches and particles and stuff like over here it goes down to like 30 or 40 it goes back up it goes up and down so I’m trying to decide whether

It’s worth it to keep them on all the time maybe I’ll use them situationally not sure yet but they’re so freaking nice looking that I think it’s worth it to me there’s a lot of really cool stuff going on here that I I don’t have time

To explore right now in this episode but you’ll see it soon or you could go watch everybody else’s videos and see what’s going on the other two things i mentioned that i just think are interesting while i’m chatting is that everyone is been kind of getting into client-side mods so obviously shaders

Are one of them another one is inventory tweaks that i have now installed the big thing is that it can auto sort your inventory so if a press are nope that’s not the key if oh yeah if i press R poof everything is sorted in order in order

Now it’s pretty cool it’s really cool for chests you could sort chests in multiple different ways also it automatically replaces broken tools with it with the same tool in your inventory that’s pretty cool also i have installed um Oh apparently I have it off not enough items because I’ve had to cut

Away to go look up recipes so many times and I don’t want to have to to that so I’m gonna it sits in recipe mode so I can’t like cheat and take stuff out of it but I just want to be able to be like

Oh how do I make a make that let me just go powered rail that’s there we go you know so I’m gonna leave it off most of the time but I just wanted to mention that I’ve got it because I think it’s cool here we have a beautiful sunset I’m

Gonna let you admire the sunset real quick ok that’s long enough and now enjoy the caving adventure you got food and supplies and whatnot I mean I’m trying not to borrow stuff from people as part of my like doing it from scratch yeah yeah I’ve got chicken mm-hmm and a

Sword and a bow and a stone pickaxe and torches that ready to go that is that is a good start well yeah I’m gonna let you take point for this whole thing because I watched the footage of our um nether fortress thing and I was basically leaping in front of everybody and

Stealing all their kills so I’m making a conscious effort not to do that me and Kane when caving in a mineshaft the other day and yeah I’m pretty much just gonna hang back and let you do all of them so your husband so yet consider me your your hireling for the day basically

You can you can just order me around be like slave mind that whole thing wait wait here yeah exactly he’s the the voice command yeah so yeah I reckon we take the road out to birch forest farms and then head south west from there and then you call the shots you don’t tell

Me what to do is slave I’m sorry master swordfish ok that sounds like a good idea though please feed me some chicken all right all right there mmm the tasties there’s a section down here there’s a little cave down here I see light at the end of it which may just be

Lava oh this big this drop just like this kind of enormous drop yeah yeah let’s check it out hey zombie can you not knock us into it please yeah this is certainly a cave yeah very much a cave I’m surprised this hasn’t been explored all right I see light down there further

That maybe lava and maybe I see iron in the wall so there’s my achievement yes Reaper too oh look at this guy wait I wanna look at you hello little sneaky jerkface all right oh it’s a ravine Oh a surface accessed ravine no less you can

See I can see trees from here that’s interesting that’s that’s quite picturesque actually it is having this those torches on the left down here so somebody may have been down there already okay well I’m gonna get this iron yes satisfy as criteria number one mm-hmm check them off the list all right

I’ll have the wool while I’m here whoo all right and I brought a furnace for this reason can either some of it right all in there he’s already writing jefferson’s chests they’re actually LD I’m gonna do this organically use my own wood and five four three two one achievement hey

A whoo next up diamonds this is not explored this is looking quite good I think Cain made others gave that area back there there’s a torch one torch just the one and it’s looking pretty dark over there yeah oh this is another found of a hole here and so much iron oh

My god Hey yeah this uh this way as you get lower down look it’s like the whole wall and ceiling desired oh good work could potentially staircase down from here but there’s a couple of caves back there that look like they went deeper and then there was a giant ravine that

Hadn’t been explored that just had sure lava and water at the bottom so let’s check it out I see some redstone down there I see is that should be i’m in level i reckon it is yeah sure oh my god the whole floor is lava yep the floor

Literally is LA for literally that is terrifying oh there’s a mine shaft over there Oh could that be the mine chef that cane found or glendol somebody be somebody oh I see a cob oh that could be a natural kabul there are a lot of them around I’m gonna do you see any

Skeletons I don’t but I’m not gonna I’m not gonna swear by that just in case you get knocked away so mine shaft is not lit oh no no not all what are you doing oh I fell I fell ready for my are mounting oh we found some lapis yay oh

Yay oh hi down there oh hi selfish we made it in the water yes yes that was literally like half a block from the edge this um this might this mine shafts is unexplored and it leads to Cape more caves exciting i will wake away maybe it

Is explored for what’s this over here i’ll make wait for my blood to stop pounding in my ears and then i’ll try and make my my ascent I got you oh man there’s so much lava there is quite a lot I’ve become very intimate with this lava I’ve become very loudly appointed

Now I’m oh look at that that wave of elation Kyle me right now I’m rescuing someone you are rescued so on successful rescue hey yeah this would look super atmospheric with your shaders still on but yeah I’m actually gonna turn them back on for the lava hey oh oh don’t

Mind my feet yeah sorry um yes that ravine must look pretty cool yeah I’m gonna actually just cycle through them real fast I have a whole bunch of different ones installed okay here we have mr. meeps let me go on to sous ultra it’s gonna drop my frames like

Crazy but oh my beautiful oh my god it’s so pretty how about a silver silver vibrant with a lava glows oh and there’s motion blur oh god that’s yeah it’s hunting around yeah okay this is more all right oh I got still got 60 frames here nice with the sill ders light I’m

Gonna leave them on for now sweet they make the lava look way cooler this is cool this is really cool this feels like you could turn it into some kind of like old evil genius volcano lair kind of situation seriously this is awesome if Dolan wants to stop the Omega Power

Corporation again this is where he should do it yeah you can use this lava waterfall as it’s like power source yeah geothermal that’s how they do it whoa check that out I was just sprinted into their nice there’s like diamonds there’s diamonds down there there is yeah ice well your instincts were obviously

Correct to come around this side you can see him there like a little pillar in the corner mm oh and you’d never seen up from any other angle oh yeah oh that’s so sneaky sneaky diamonds i named a pickaxe king of diamonds oh well that was your there’s your

Problem I’m sorry and and irony hit me full in the face so yeah I i will lend you this and I’ll and king of diamonds and see if I can do better that is a great name at least yeah I i like to all my tools are named after like playing

Cards that’s a good idea so i have the the Queen of Spades as well nice King of Diamonds all right all right King of Diamonds let’s see what you can do these demons are so safe for it now they have a block underneath them ready I got 777

From to that probably makes you the king of diamonds to be honest I am The King of Diamonds nice okay once you sell for a while yeah I want to go mine the one the other ones I found two uh-huh yeah that we’re down here there was at least

One in the wall though I saw down yeah yep sweet innocent this is just one all by himself oh boo check out the floor just in case whose lap is behind it Oh take that that’ll be handy while we’re in achievement mode okay buddy thanks for coming thank you master

Congratulations on your achievement master helling will mind more iron for you I said oh ok well that’s a fantastic place I actually had a really funny Abby no storyline plan that I never got to do ah the Robin Hood thing yeah yeah yeah that would have been really fun I I

Would have really enjoyed that obviously went legit well now I should probably tell my viewers about it yes she’ll so my plan with the b notes because part of the original the original problem with the b notes was that they weren’t backed by anything they were just or there was no way to

Exchange them back so you’d get be notes and then the be notes you could only use to buy other things you couldn’t like exchange your b notes for like actual resources that were useful so my plan was to like break in to be rands vault and steal the resources back from him

Had run like a secret be note exchange service out of the basement of the tackle shop you were bootlegging the yeah the beano proceeds yeah so people would come to me with their be notes and I would break into break into the vault and steal back the resources and give me

Around the be notes back which would have been fun yeah and exactly in like a Robin Hood although it wasn’t even stealing it was just exchanging there was nothing actually illicit about it exchanging from the rich and giving to the pool right oh oh oh there’s that

There are chinese have a master hmm ok ok safety safety first safety first look I’d rather centage all right let’s see how many are there two three hopeful 55 prepare for the King of Diamonds make way a goddaughter the King approaches does my trumpet that’s very good all

Right holy crap 12 nice from from five not bad okay let’s go over here in the dark corner with no lava you ink nice awesome thank you for the borrowing you put that towage time behind me and I thought some lava and just sprung 19 diamonds so far not bad that’s pretty

Good going you’ve only got another what like five to go before you can get a full set of armor I figured I can only do so many episodes that are almost entirely oh I fell in the lava oh no oh no did you get out I don’t know I don’t

Know if I did I’d oh I try put water oh boy oh I don’t know where you were I was wow that was fast um yeah okay there are torches going around here I just was going down a pathway oh dear I don’t know if I managed to save anything

Doesn’t let what you did yeah oh no oh no well and so it goes I got my achievements and you did you did get the achievements water 10 what are your coordinates uh minus 11 4430 all right I’m gonna come over there if I could I

Would be doing that thing where you like shield your eyes from the Sun with one hand oh there you are you’re covered in arrows the girl thing here you go tasting of yeah I’m fine right well if you want to make your way back down I do

I can i can give you have you got a pic or anything no right i have one thing oh yeah I can in hindsight I should have given my diamonds to you to put in your inner chest that is a distinct possibility but don’t do that to yourself

That’s that’s one of those things it’s always like oh no hi hello I’m fine I just got prematurely blown up the s0 hearts of damage from that creeper given I got my tools back in the light of recent events yes I have a present for

You mmm oh my god that is is that an eight that’s a night holy crap o yours and then I think we’d better go home all right 18 that’s how many I had nice perfect here’s actually min there was the diamond there’s diamonds down here in this water pool there were who you

Were here and you didn’t see them well to be fair that looks just like the andesite block next to it cuz it’s underneath the water yeah I’m not I’m just saying hey now be more careful I’m gonna make like I’m gonna go parallel furnaces here nice cuz I want to make I

Want to smell to all of it this is like a rock concert when they have those like stacks of nuts exactly what i was going for ya monsters of smelting well there’s flowers oh this is that’s amazing i love it when that happens in case you get

Like grass and flowers and stuff where can you pose next to the flowers beautiful oh wait let me wave it I gotta I gotta what what’s what’s the oh Jesus I ok I forget him I don’t know how to Minecraft just just look at the right

Hand wall I I saw it’s just it’s so colorful a wait I gotta take a screenshot of that too cuz that’s ridiculous it’s f2 right yeah that’s the one that is like a perfect caving screenshot yeah yeah totally a kid could not be any better well I got three more

Diamond door out of that wall ok do you want a fortune those you want me to fortunate um I think it might be best if you do i think i got i still have been doing better i think my pickaxe hates me i think i have been doing getting having

More luck all right King of Diamonds seven nice pretty good so I’m at 33 now man I would have good had a full stack of all my what would have it on my way you would it yeah well okay 33 not bad not bad not bad got it mine all the way

Around it cuz there’s lava down there right underneath it there is indeed right let me try this one go for it look pretty good for seriously yeah Wow dick Alex hates me swordfish I told you that is bad that that is bad I told you it’s

A spite thing Wow thing it owes we are in a slime junk now that’s fun i love the phrase slam chunk slime chunk Idzik is a good phrase good better night yeah yeah is be slam trunk yeah better zombies long Jack I play bass for zombie slime chunk

Yeah it’s a post noise grindcore band it oh fish fish fish fish fish fish yes I found them there’s no lava okay you need you need to come over here and and take a screenshot of this okay so family see ya oh you found this line yeah awesome I

Mean ask if you wanna if you can play bass in it’s bad oh my god yeah yeah yeah that’s that’s what I found that’s okay so this is Danny wait hang on I want you to stand on top of it king of the mountain is actually a night as well

That is actually a night oh my god oh let’s do the full hovering black circle it’s it’s find like this that still make me like unreasonably giddy for this game oh yeah me too huh like I should be over finding stuff like this now but I’m just

Not I’m no it never gets old I need to strike my hero pose I think you should maybe be holding holding yeah Oh perfect wait beautiful wait let me get I gotta stand over here so I can see the perfect oh it’s beautiful it is I let me let me

Mine it though okay here’s the deal four blocks for you four blocks for me yep so do for do fall for yourself and then do fall for me and see if see if my pickaxe gives me Larra and it gives you all right this is mine I got ten nice all

Right and now for you eight hahaha see he likes you better I’ll still settle for a diamond so that’s that’s not bad that’s at least double yeah so I’ve not I’ve got 43 now and plus the 18 that I lost i would have had a full stack now oh i thought this

Times I was just gonna in so badly when you fell into lava I was just like well that’s it over yeah I don’t if it’s the water noise but I swear I can hear a chicken somewhere I did too I do too yeah wait we need to do we need to go on

Chicken quest just chicken quest oh there it is it was literally like above us and shave know why well chicken quests chicken quest successful hey hey hello it seems to really like you for some reason just I found more diamonds you have not found more diamonds I have

Found more diamonds oh my goodness were they in the spot that I was looking at before lava cave you didn’t go far enough yeah they were in all of it they were in the ceiling of a lava a lava cave how many I don’t know yeah i’m

Working around him too so far I wish you could acquire wealth like this in real life yeah just go into a cave dig around maybe fall in lava and just come but come out like with enough enough money to last you the rest of your life yeah

With like two hours of caving it’s another two hours of actual cave in it’s a nice thought oh hello yep that’s a weird-looking one yeah it’s like a step up okay I’ll try this one all right oh those are good seven all right let’s ignore me okay five seriously that’s ridiculous pretty

Decent average pretty decent I mean really good regardless but yeah so I ended up with 50 diamonds post falling in the lava that’s crazy that’s crazy wow this was a ridiculously successful caving trip we did well we did very very well I’m very happy yeah me too I’m

Happy that we managed to recover mostly that’s to recover from the lava disaster of 2015 yes slava gate yeah lava gate 2015 Yeah Yeah right um are we gonna be able to make it back to free Haven before you have to go yeah yeah we can

Okay cool um well we’ll split up all of the stuff I have in my ender chest good once were there cuz i had like stacks of gold and stuff but if we head back now yes cool okay so let’s head back now let’s do it there’s more cave but like

Those there’s a tunnel i also want to come back to that mine shaft so i can get web yeah that’s that’s not essential right now i think the the priority is getting out so yeah i know we know where it is we can always come back I can’t

Believe how far away we got both we were basically caving in a straight line we started caving down here yeah like in that the end of that ravine yeah and we just went yeah we just basically went in a straight line that was incredible we’re gonna get another beautiful shader

Lit sunrise oh if you had shade is on this whole time uh-huh no way I turned I switched to I’ve been switching let’s eat I liked mr. meeps shaders for the surface I liked the different shaders for caving so I and they worked fine so I switched to them they weren’t as dark

This one is a lot more cinematic it’s kind of grayish mm-hmm well I’m stuck in the door although the silver soldered vibrant light was nice the sunrise interesting they’re so different looking you’ll have to check out the video and see what they look like yeah yeah I’ve got sonic ether’s installed

Got what else had I have I don’t have it on this this profile but sonic either is the best yet it also uses the most memory yes I think they’re good for taking screenshots and stuff yeah yeah that’s the one I had him one of my single player episodes I i basically

Explored my little lumberyard that i have on my single player world yeah with shaders on and it looked really neat yeah yeah I got like 24 frames at some points which is still not bad yeah still not bad uh home sweet home Ryan Lizza let ender chest here and let’s divide up

The well all right we have 41 mr. selfish plays one complete stack of gold or you are the Iron King now so I’ll give you half why I have of the iron okay which is 26 blocks nice redstone ore i already have a ton of so let me

See there’s 48 of that for you awesome lapis I guess we can probably fortune here right airway as well because then we can throw love that in the skeleton spawner so yeah here let me give you a tiny bit of lapis that I have tiny I

Lost a bunch of it but I’ll cool okay yeah I’ll throw that in here for now and then we can later lamp oh it’s so pretty it’s a really nice block just lapis all by itself it is I always start off making like neat kind of four by four

Squares and then yeah this place one yeah yeah whatever okay let’s get to it fifty three blocks and eight change pretty good well this has been tremendously fun yeah I’ve thoroughly enjoyed myself thank you for your help you’re most welcome sir anytime anytime you need a hireling held me there ash

Accident hahahaha I don’t that was okay that was a sound see you later see you later