Insane RLCraft Adventure LIVE

It’s been a long night and I can feel your anger when the city of light is sh in the shadow tomorrow brings another day of sorrow but I can feel it anymore but we could be fine to stay where we are now but this game of and Here and Now

I’m sorry I won’t be the same again again the fire lit and blazing through the darkness burning us surrounded by Desir we cannot people in The follow me me yeah run my our history won’t be do I lose myself the price Be but the sun has come sh away the story will be we never be alone yeah I don’t mind if you’re going to change your mind cuz running out of time you fight instead sorry ion be again again again again and blazing through the darkness burning her surrounded by the W up people in The Me we to swallow all the but the has come the light to shine away the story will be we will never be alone Yeah tonight I don’t want to tonight I don’t want to waste no time I don’t want to waste no I to tonight toon I don’t want I just Hello hello how’s it going everyone um I’m here I’m here I’m alive wow crazy and um yeah let me just let me let me get to my stream playlist right now so I can actually play some music yeah this is this is a good song right here yeah that’s a banger that’s a

Banger okay and we’ll move to this hi hi everyone I’m here I’m back it’s been like four weeks since I last streamed and and four weeks since I even recorded for that matter uh there’s been a lot going on just to get a bit parasocial here yeah well it’s not

Really I’m just I’ve just been working you know working working working same all same all so we’ll just move on to ARL craft now and the the goal the goal of the of today of today’s stream we need iron I want Iron I I don’t want to

Walk around naked I I know that will require me to get like defense up or whatever but you know I I want something also I am currently sick so I am so sorry if I completely destroy my mic with like coughing sounds in the middle of the stream so yeah uh pray that

Doesn’t happen really really pray uh we’ll just switch to stream now hopefully the music isn’t too loud or whatever I shall mind it’s a little bit loud down oh not down all the way down there we go I hate YouTube live streaming last time I was playing I had

A gamer neck so got to make sure hey YouTube Michael here Michael Vsauce all right I in the game oh okay oh okay okay we good we good we are good hello hello boom recording let’s let’s get right into it but how’s every how is everyone’s day going you

Know how’s it going oh I I think these guys are are free real estate hold on yeah get over here get over here get over here come on come on come here free free literally free literally free boom boom boom okay you were just kind of stuck

There that’s fine that’s fine we we’ll take it we’ll take it um stream today will probably be I’d like to say it’s going to be like oh now it’s really quiet cuz Animal Crossing okay now you can’t even hear the music that’s great I I love

That we’re just going to I wish there was an audio stabilizer thing I wish there was but there is notas we are struggling oh oh hi nymph yeah so oh yeah we’re chilling when we go here yeah I still actually I still don’t know how to how to do this and this time

I don’t think we have any uh well informed uh people in chat so this time I’m actually going to need to figure this out on my own which is terrifying and I don’t like it but hey you know what can you do I can’t rely on on

Everyone the entire time I need to go out on my own go out on a limb coal what’s that is that a oh ow come here come here Maka come here here okay no no no no no no PTSD PTSD okay you know what no okay no no no

Never mind no I I was like I’m going to fight you I’m going to fight you no stop stop back off back off yes a [ __ ] you’re bloodthirsty what wait what what do you mean you’re bloodthirsty what what what do you mean no no are you oh oh Frozen okay No wait why do I still have my stuff huh excuse me huh how do I huh hold on wait that that wait huh huh huh huh huh hold on let me see what’s going on here what is going on on here cuz I I did not I have not played on this world

Since the last time I streamed it so I have no idea there’s like a weird goofy command oh okay okay slowly just slowly go up I don’t know how I still have my stuff is that some weird RL craft thing okay huge boom why do I sell my stuff okay hold

On do I do I have cheats on oh uh keep inventory else I don’t even have commands on H how am I keeping my Stuff hold on uh I die in RL crap but I keep my stuff someon I’m just searching it up Right okay people are saying that with a spawn point spawn point means I can still keep my stuff I I didn’t know that was a thing I had no idea but I swear I’ve died a ton I’ve died a ton it’s not like I haven’t died I

Like and then I’m pretty sure I lost all my stuff okay you know I but you know I lost my skill point so you know obviously I’m losing something I I no clue though stupid bug okay we are lagging we are lagging okay squid wait Oh raw squid give me these points what was the skill Point thing so I need mining four oh I can’t even do it wait well how many points do I need I have one skill point I need three Okay oh okay chilling technical difficulties yeah literally literally anything in here huh nothing Crypt executioner I don’t know what that guy is she’s not executing me right now so whatever oh he’s gone okay where the hell is that I don’t know where it is give me all these

Points huge huge huge huge okay can I do it Now let me let me send the water while I do this huge okay and then how many do I need to four skill points to do that okay yeah so half of this game half of this mode is just straight up doing this I just want to go to the mines

That seems kind of fun that seems fun you know the olded great worm gilded great worm what’s this I’m lagging way too much man I don’t know this this mod I don’t like OptiFine I don’t like OptiFine I I just don’t it’s it’s inferior I have a bad feeling about this

I’m not going to lie oh oh something’s something’s wrong I don’t care we’re going in we’re going in we are rlcraft I am the r okay just cool off here okay I’m still scorching in here wow it’s it’s pretty pretty hot in here it’s getting hot in

Here no okay I have a i no no okay I’m dead I’m L I’m literally I’m I’m I’m so dead right now what yeah no yeah no that was a head shot that was a head shot yeah no no I you know I don’t know why even went in

There to begin with that that was an interesting decision on my part what is this oh oh there’s there there’s quests oh oh oh there’s quite a bit to do in this uh okay get me out of here am I going the right way I’m going the right way I think what Scarlet

Lobber that hurt you oh it oh oh what no yeah yeah kill him yeah oh yeah dude we are we are gaming dude we are look at us look at us dude this guy thinks he’s better than me this look at this idiot huge dude what can I say

Dude I’m I’m I am that guy dude dude look at that what is this megma cream and megma charge and I just got a I got a level like I am I am him my pronouns are finally he SL him cuz I finally become him oh what can I say I’m Number One

Minecraft player right here I wasn’t I wasn’t lying Mo Mojang this is this is the part where you you kill me uh and I got iron now I got iron we already got operation iron done that’s crazy I’m not going to no I’m not going to do this do that again but yes

It’s kind of hot in here man let me just cool off for a bit oh did I just I just I just I just made it imp here okay huge operation iron it’s already wow wa now that’s scary what’s back here uhoh no uhoh no oh Bozo okay get me back home

It’s time to smelt wow this is crazy that that quick man okay now I have to upgrade what like defense or something was it let me get water enough not good enough not definitely not good Enough I need a I need to trim my lawn why is it so hard is there like a way of like ice thing is like I where’s the air conditioner I need air conditioner now oh wait I should check defense eight mining eight Gathering eight that’s it’s okay what’s my attack at three

Okay okay huge now we’re chilling do that I should probably get some more Furnaces I’m I’m dumb I’m dumb I’m I’m stupid I’m there we go and I didn’t need to leave I could have just done this what does this even use used for megma charge is used for something why is it steaming like dude I’m I’m in my home I’m I’m in my own private Domicile welcome to the rlcraft Grind I guess you know I guess this is what happens you know I’ve heard it takes like hours upon hours of grinding before you even get anywhere so not exactly excited wait I already had iron I I I all right okay okay I already had iron

I I I had iron this entire time I like literally the entire time I’ve had iron okay well Gathering farming let’s see what do I what do I go for I feel like attack is just a tried and true okay that’s great is just tried and true and like probably worth going For why is it lagging it’s very annoying more technical Difficulties get rhym around limiter just going to go crazy mine mine are that are that SL you are that QB is that guy why is it why okay it’s okay it’s okay it’s okay it’s okay just just the the music’s dying the the music’s dying the the everything’s

Dying my my PC is dead my PC is dying okay you know okay I’m just I I okay I guess I can’t read chat anymore wait what if I just no no that’s definitely not what I was supposed to do this is not what I was supposed to do well now you know

What now you know what what song this is God damn it I want I Want I was supposed to keep my OST like hidden cuz it’s it’s the max or OST but not like it’s very hard to find you know it’s like you just go onto one of his videos and then there’s going to be like one of the top comments

Are I think my thing’s dying hold on we were having so so many difficulties right now this is actually kind of funny let’s see oh now you get it okay why is it I don’t like the fact that it’s There is it all wallpaper I just realized wallpaper engines going crazy right now that might explain it that might be it I don’t care you know what you’re going to have choppy music and you’re going to live with it you’re going to live with that I it’s not going to show

Up in in the video I I don’t care about these streams you know whatever I I okay well I I had a bunch where did I get this stuff it’s been so oh that’s that’s good I need that the quality thick Defense 2 magic 4 boys I I think we need magic Shadow wizard Money Gang let’s see what was it magic four was it magic four the music is is playing just fine it is okay well then I guess it’s all in it’s all in my head uh the voices the voices are screaming at me oh

Man nymph this is my boy right there or or girl or whatever you are uh they them Um Boom Boom come here come here come here come here oh that’s a red one that’s a red one that’s a red one that that means he’s mad right like I’m pretty sure red means uh pretty bad so like you know just walk away oh wait this I’m not I’m I’m hungry

I’m thirsty not hungry into the desert we go it seems I’m about to catch fire and spontaneously combust plus that would not be fun let me let me do that yeah okay keep running keep on running keep on running oh my God ah come here you’re not winning this time boy

Actually no you wait no these guys are chill I think it’s just the red ones that I don’t like okay lag okay I’m I’m I’m on fire I’m on fire I I spontaneously combusted what what’s going on I I’m about to lose it all my head’s

My head is not doing good my head is not doing good my it seems my hair caught on fire Was I here already I feel like I have been cool cool down cool down cool down let’s go let’s go huge I died of hyp hyperthermia my hair caught on fire there goes all of my my my uh my half half a level there goes my half a level dude

Dang wait I I I I may be stupid but the oh right uh does this does this work I don’t think it does oh I I I don’t I can’t even I need level 12 okay I’m just going to I’ll just replace it I guess just no no just let

Me let me put it back okay no let me just put it away I’ll put it back where I found it okay it was uh this one yeah yeah there we go huge my house is so pretty I have such a nice house I canel my stats hold on there we go cool

Oh is it oh is it raining is it what oh you got an iron sword okay huge huge huge I can’t tell if the stream is lagging I I just I can’t tell cuz on my OB PS it looks like it’s lagging hold on let me check check on my

Phone it is lagging that’s fun that’s fun why is it why is everything so laggy I like like That kind of like yeah something’s going on here and my head’s about to be on fire again um you know maybe I turn off shaders it’s going to be so ugly though oh this wait you know this this might be the problem they don’t want to be at0 five

.5 why does it go so slow why just just okay no.9 who who wants 09 render quality who who who I’m an owl can I play I mean you can play you can’t play with me I this is not a server but like yeah go go ahead play you can play

The mod pack it’s on curs Forge I don’t know man yeah that that probably was it why is it it’s it’s like it’s cloudy it’s like come on why is it got to be why is it got to be like This oh Advanced Fire aspect okay what I need next I need I need magic level four cuz it’s funny and I want to wear the skirt and I know it’s going to slow me down I know I I don’t care okay I uh I hate this place that I

Chose to live in why did I choose to live here what’s my what is wrong with me oh huge like like I could have chosen to live in a nice little forest or or something and I decide nah n n Savannah Savannah dude this is this is the

Place the this this this thing this this super hot biome yeah this this is this is the right one hi cutie Gratata my love mered wait what the hell no stop stop ah I’m blind where am I going boss fight huge yeah guys I what can I say dude what what’s in here

What is that what what what is that they can call me grza you can call me Michael oh yeah Michael what did I what was medkit Magic 8 plaster bandage I don’t care what clay Crypt executioner again don’t mind if I do ooh more iron cool cool CL stone dust I’m okay uh dirt goodbye dirt oh I need these actually these are kind of important uh by Cobble okay that

Picked up oh I didn’t okay chilling chilling oh wait we can upgrade a uh need one more level I I’m oh I’m I’m I’m dying of the the heat thing again come here come here I need you I need you now I need you now I need you now

Come on thank you thank you hug hug hug do this now we can no no give me my sword give me my sword give me there we go okay we are lagging again I don’t know it’s not as bad as before so it’s okay uh-oh I’m I’m it’s getting kind of

Hot what what no no okay no you’re kidding me you’re kidding me you’re kidding me you’re kidding me what is that spring spring okay well he’s gone huge huge oh look at these boots damn stylish I am one stylish [ __ ] let me tell you that styling on everyone

Why R where did this come from how are you father I’m I’m I’m doing I’m I’m doing okay I guess it’s it’s I’m I’m living I’m somehow alive Still oh I have I have no water in here what do you mean where did this come from you heard me Regal y Regal Y what why parasites are you kidding me okay well I’m dead this is this is wonderful can I can I at least put this on before I oh fire

Your boyfriend sent you a message on you’re my father the [ __ ] you mean okay oh let me see what you have to say what is This grat my man What you Gave we go run that back r no what what uh uh uh right if you if you just sent me that I I uh I [ __ ] love you like dead ass thank you like that is that is Huge like wow if if you if if if we if you go through it Wow what uh H what is going on why the why what’s the pixels here I’m I’m curious is it what the you know I think I can fight it I think I can take it oh What’s no never mind never mind no no no no no we’re okay we’re we are good huge huge boom what’s this what is that is this just like a useless thing just to like add Ambiance or something I think it is oh Moya Moya

No no no no no no no no no no no no no no stop stop stop stop stop it stop stop it stop no no bad bad yeah that’s right that’s what I thought wa this pig is indestructible power Pig Power Pig I think yeah it’s just cuz of the sword yeah okay

Well I guess I’ll make another sword so now that I have this skirt on which is fire and I’m never taking it off by the way wait does it have durability it does I don’t think it does um and I’m never taking it off like I just it’s just not happening Um what am I doing oh sword sword sword right uh stick stick stick there we go oh okay huge boom I I’m very grateful I’m not doing a double record like usually I stream and I record at the same time so that I can put my camera in a different section and

High chat but today I just decided not to and and I’m grateful I did because we we are already having so many technical difficulties if I added that on top of it it would be actual hell on Earth it would I would go insane to say the least okay no

Parasites I guess I should be cooking what is that Emerald I can’t mind that yet not yet soon yeah like like the honestly like I feel like this is a series where I could just off camera mine but I do want to actually stream a lot more like a lot more

Um cuz you know I I do have a sub goal by the end of the year I do want to hit 500 welcome back welcome back R I’m just going to I’m just going to accept my role in this in right now cuz uh I don’t

Stop you know that that’s a big word that’s that’s a big word that I don’t know I don’t know what that means what what is poaching is that like when you’re at the you’re like at the at the lake and then you just pick up Ducks you

Know it’s like what you know the Ducks are free real estate hello wow okay I I could have died I I I what is that is that a is that that’s a bunny I’m not have I been in there I feel like I was yeah I definitely was in there I’ve been in

There wow you just don’t want to be my father sorry I got to go get the milk real quick my Bad I’m pretty sure it means you’re killing random animals for their hide dude I need to do that I need the levels I need them Ah the only things I can take on in a melee fight are zombies and spiders I cannot take anything else like and not to mention like I can’t walk around in the Um I can’t walk around in the nighttime or uh the caves without dying because it gets dark and then I die and then it’s depressing and it’s just it’s a whole thing it’s a whole thing that this that this that this that this [ __ ] um spectral bolt Sandstone Rock huge I

Don’t need that goodbye get get out get out leave bye why is this so realistic yet so unrealistic I don’t know man what is RL even stand for you know like when you think okay okay well I’m dead I just I just lost everything I just I lost everything um wait can I

There’s no cows I just I remember make some iron armor you see I already have iron armor I can’t wear it though I I requireed defense eight which I do not have in fact I have defense two I I am struggling I struggling over here it is

Not it’s not fun okay stop no I hate parasites man you should purify that water you know you you got to you make a fair point maybe I should what am I doing I I already have this huge I don’t think I’m going to make

It I I don’t think I’m going to make it guys I don’t know about you I think this might be it never mind no we’re clutch we’re clutch we’re clutch we’re huge we’re throbbing okay time to kill some more Maas oh oh I’m about to be on fire I’m about to be on

Fire thank you you will real real for real for real you will I will I will what okay no come on come on we’re chilling we’re chilling huge huge huge huge how that pink laundry hey hey no we don’t talk about it we don’t talk about it we do not talk about

That okay okay cool off cool off this is the worst why why do I have weakness what’s what’s making me weak what’s making me weak what is why am I weak well and and then it resets it it just doesn’t stop what I need I need cows I need cows

There’s way too many debuffs but I don’t have wheat so how am I supposed to get cows good question good question uh we’re going to do the thing called uh sorry my dragon type that what you have a dragon that’s sick that’s unfair world’s a cruel place what can I say

Um yeah I need I need a cow I need a cow need a cow and I need it now what is that cool off that that’s dress cuz like you a baddy for for I don’t I don’t know what any of this means I don’t my my Boomer brain doesn’t understand

Anything what is that thing oh baby Maka cows where where are the cows wait is that a that a waste them does it work oh it does sick I’m going to actually take this I never mind I cannot take it this is this is okay this is okay is there anything in here another furnace don’t mind if I

Do I don’t know my YouTube acting up I don’t think I typed that’s dress yeah no I was a bit I was a bit confused why am I still weak is it is it this no is it oh cow cow give me that does this

Work okay why am I weak wait is my torso is it cuz my I think it’s cuz my torso I think it’s my torso I’m pretty sure it is okay so it doesn’t matter it it just doesn’t matter okay hold on now we got to cool down just not

Chatting because someone destroyed my house and I’m finding the culprit in MC I should I was going to say in real life Whoa like if it’s in real life you’re you’re crazy for staying in Stream this is the worst I’m hitting for one Damage free Iron speaking of iron there’s iron at home that I should be using and I don’t know how to open the the health thing is it like H or something I don’t oh get me out get me out oh my God I’m I’m there’s no

Swimming I can’t swim I I can’t I can’t swim I oh okay I guess I spawn here oh that’s a shame I I had quite a few levels too that’s sucks this sucks everything about this sucks this this is why the series is going to end before before it even

Begins joking by the way I I do actually want to like play this a bit more and like get used to it cuz I feel like I’m really bad at the game like no meme I I I used to be good I I did I I was pretty good at the game before

Before can I give me the XP okay cool that’s so yeah hey at least there’s keep inventory I don’t know why there’s keep inventory I like cuz I don’t even have commands so I I I don’t know where that came from I do I genuinely don’t know

Where I searched it up and people said that if you have a spawn point at this it was on Reddit there was like a Reddit form that said if have a spawn point you keep your stuff so I guess that’s what’s going on I don’t know I’ll check

Probably after stream see if it’s like if I for some reason have it on I’ll check um I’ll just go go do some off camera mining you know I’m check but um yeah I think it’s important to check cuz if I’m genuinely supposed to be losing stuff then that’s not very fun that

I that’s way too big I’m nope that’s nope what what are these can I walk in them is there is there anything in here is is there anything or is this just like a random thing it is a I think it’s a random thing okay cool

Well it’s not it’s nice to not have weakness anymore I will say holy [ __ ] Twitter’s going to cancel me for for laughing at that what are you wow what is that sound they’re making oh oh get in get in get in get in okay Huge what’s this is there anything in here why is my raw beef glowing what raw beef glows it’s Heavenly there’s a there’s another one what are these even for what is that what is that yeah bro got that A5 wagy beef literally look at it it’s it’s glowing man I don’t know

Whoa H what is hitting me what is that oh oh oh uh that that okay these Edibles ain’t [ __ ] these Edibles ain’t [ __ ] uh I love burning to death it’s got to be my favorite way of going out why are you following me no I’m so dead I’m so oh these animals a

[ __ ] these animals a [ __ ] Bro oh God oh God okay no get me okay okay all right all right um so that’s what my dad sees when he’s drunk yeah literally okay okay death of 20 we’re not going back there we are not going back there we we are not going

There ever again that that was terrible that that sucked parkour what is up here what’s the deal with this what’s up here what is it I don’t think it’s anything I I I feel like I’m just going up here for no reason you know I’ll get a nice view and and I’m Fre now this go back there and I’ll get you e girls um I am the eir no no wait no okay shoot why am I even going up here why why am I even going up here what’s the purpose what’s the purpose my ass cheeks are clenched

Oh what what’s up here oh it was nothing what a thrill down I go I was kind of worried I was actually going to die there it just seems like an RL rlcraft thing to happen the the the goal of getting iron has been completed the stream is basically over

And so I’m just kind of just kind of mucking around I’m just kind of doing what I want now you know I was like a I need to get iron today I need iron today today the day for iron and then and then and then guess what guess what I I

Already had iron like the entire time like the nothing changed what is this this a village that looks cool maybe I rob it h wow efficient gate thing wait is that a gate I don’t even know what this is but great great great placement these are this is lore

Um I I need paper feathers are pretty cool uh more lore stuff paper is pretty cool though um I feel like I should probably take this stuff as well yo we almost at 350 Subs yeah dude L did pretty good pretty happy with it

So I got nothing I I you I guess you need an axe I okay I’m just going to walk away going to walk away act like that you didn’t see anything ooh free okay why does it do that oh it’s that button that’s weird oh don’t mind if I do

Oh nothing wait was no nothing nothing nothing poor broke clock do not need a clock what is that I don’t know what that is okay okay we’re chilling we’re chilling we’re fine we’re fine we’re fine all right wheat I don’t mind getting some wheat here oh wow okay

Huge oh we got aises around the area it’s good I feel safe I feel safe here maybe I should maybe maybe I should take over this place oh more wheat uh-oh boom now how do I get out um okay okay yep chilling chilling chilling chilling chilling okay uh uh

Waypoint can I I I I think I need a s a super good one to do that uh what is this rock cake meat probably not safe to eat I’m okay then I don’t want it give me that carrots would I’ll take some carrots oh oh oh huge huge huge I

Need that thank you purify the water why do I hear wings he that’s why oh no no no I’m I I’m really feeling it I’m really feeling it what’s in Here oh huge oh huge huge and huge thank you very important for me to get that stuff oh tame a cat yeah where’s my Fish let’s purify some Water huge oh wow that’s great this is wonderful wonderful wonderful Okay oh excuse me Range they drop clay it’s weird it’s really weird oh thank you thank you I love these guys okay let’s get home we’ve been out for long enough I I you know I maybe I should go to like the big thing there though maybe maybe that’d be a good idea considering

That’s like it’s a big tower and I big towers are cool like you know it’s a big tower like you know is there is there something here is you hiding something I don’t I think so see this placees need AC man paper don’t mind if I Do more paper or you think that’s going to stop me I guess it is going to stop me up where do I get the the key thing I named what yo chill that’s one of my pets I named all of them Jeffrey Bob Benjamin that’s Bas names based

Names it broke broke bro broke broke Don’t Mind If I Do okay uh hold on what I don’t care about this Sandstone Rock uh kind of useless kind of useless just moving on moving on going on down probably stream for like another 30 to an hour let’s say since I

I I do get pretty low energy pretty quick but to be fair I don’t need to be high energy for this one like this is just this just chill it’s rlcraft chill you know super chill totally not me like screaming in Terror every time something shows up cuz

I’m I’m very I’m I’m I’m not a I’m not a threat to society I don’t know oh what what’s this don’t mind if I do what this bandage and some other stuff that’s like good I could I need I need a okay chill why am I keeping

Wool curse of Decay you know I’m I’m okay have you ever played Hypixel Bridge uh oh oo hello um I have I think yeah I I’m pretty sure I have I’ve played the um the version on bedrock with QB but yeah that’s about it unrefined Tallow I don’t know what that is I’m

Just going to ignore it okay this had nothing this well I mean it had stuff there was stuff but I expected a bit more oh glowing cow glowing cow it’s God why is he up is she why can’t I see through him oh oh I’m so sorry what’s wrong with you glowing

Beef I I don’t know why this is lighting up the way but you know here we are I guess um back a bit here chill out oh that’s funny oh I have night vision that’s funny scared me those footsteps are loud did I okay good oh it’s just Camp okay

Uh what I th here I need these I don’t really need them actually but I would like them I throw this out actually I don’t need it it’s fine get another one got to make another one as it stands so it’s all right but yes uh stream schedule starting

Probably I’d like to say next year I want to be streaming three times a week and that would be multistreaming if my PC can handle it I ideally I have another PC but you know like I I don’t I’m I’m broke so yeah I have golden apples somewhere raw

Mud R beef Ro pork chop got I should really sort this out like why do I have ink no these are good for emeralds there C copium oh and I can place these now forgot I have no idea if that sets my spawn but is what it is uh let’s with the

Bubbles floating Dinosaur just doing that so I can have a thing I can sit in like That wa what if I I’m doing this and I’m not explaining what I’m what I’m thinking here I I should really be doing that more often if I do this can I breathe I can breathe and I can sit here I found it the perfect cubicle talking in an expensive

Microphone and using shaders to be fair to be fair I uh um hi Kyle hi Josh um I’m I’m I’m I’m I spend all of my time editing and and I’m I’m literally that one I I am that guy that they talk about like that one unemployed friend I am him

I am that guy all of this stuff not paid by me just going to go out and say it just going to go out and say it not paid by me my family knows I’m a starving artist and they’re like yeah no he he needs he needs support is that one that’s three

Huge oh and the Music Stops now we’re in that Time make sure to buy lethal company aha yeah maybe I will and oh okay can I craft sticks you can’t you need a flint knife okay that’s great I I don’t even have Flint wait what other knives are there is there like a stone knife Stone throwing Knife scale fish why why is there so much I’m on fire chilling so I need a knife again this is wonderful wonderful I didn’t need a knife I don’t think I needed I wait I didn’t I did I just need it bro boom boom yes sticks there we

Go I can’t reach it I cannot I can’t reach it I hey they go got my favorite weapon to murder in MC what do you mean what do you mean murder what do you mean murder what do you mean murder we don’t we don’t like murderers in my chat unless you’re slaying kids on Hypixel not like I do

That I’m darkg water at this Game okay yeah I think I’m coming to the time where I’m like a bit confusion but everything or rather like I’m like my brain is not working but to be fair hasn’t been working the whole time but you know now it’s really not working the [ __ ] you mean I slay every

Time this true you do slay every time Josh be slaying macaka meat can I cook this oh you can yeah I’ll I’ll do that real NOS real yeah I’m going to start cooking these the the the sacred beef I I’ll keep one I Tred throwing ink socks in there I am a

Genius cooked macam meat has a subtle bacon taste good Perfect why why does this have light properties I’m so confused [Laughter] Beef do any other wacky items have it how about pork chop nope not pork chop only beef how about mutton nope no not muton raw chicken nope no only the beef only the beef’s got it Why is it so hot I don’t why did I choose to live here what is wrong with me I feel like I should just half slab everything and have water the entire area so I’m not dying of heat in my own house to be fair it’s probably because of the Furnace

Too I’m the chosen one from the cow Gods true true this this is this that’s why it’s happening here fair enough are you mean nope you’re fine I guess I don’t know why you’re a dark one then dark Nymph we’re going to be chilling on that front it’s going to be nice Nice look at all that huge I’ll never be out of charcoal filters Now okay now we just kind of kind of just wait oh we can level something up get rid of this uh attack huge more attack so that I can switch to the iron sword and when I can use iron sword then I can get faster levels which will be nice and then I’ll

Go for right after that I’ll go for def defense oh wait two more and then I can oh I technically I can just go to the nether now but it’s not a server it’s just it’s a single Player I don’t know I just woke up one day and I was like yeah I think I’ll do this totally not my friend’s idea or anything nope definitely not all my idea cuz uh on you know I I make I make all of my ideas hey and the music stopped

Again okay that’s not a song That’s supposed to be playing oh I guess it is never mind want okay yeah I just had to check some stuff back in here I have no idea how much this gives I hope this doesn’t you know oh wait this is

Good MAA meat kind of kind of popping off that’s really good I didn’t know that let me save that as a uh back of food then what’s good what’s there what what’s what’s good what’s there I don’t I don’t know what what is there what is there what did you find QB okay level five what can we upgrade building woohoo I don’t don’t care about Building it requires six levels okay let me go kill some macas again cuz those things give some good stuff I don’t know how I can you f i I hope there’s a way of breeding them CU I don’t want to kill them all and then have nothing be really

Awkward check what these give then is this okay they give this meat uh you know I’ll try it out later oh I’m level six let me uh boom six and then we need two more that’s going to take seven level so like let’s say like 15 levels or

Whatever then we can kill better and you know that’s good I’m hoping my spawn was set back there I didn’t click on the bed watch out for the bees that’s all I’m saying why is it so ominous what what the bees do oh oh what is that is that I feel like

There’s something there that I need to worry about which is exactly why I’m going to be line towards it because I’m smart like that that’s what I have to worry about never mind I I’m okay okay huge even use this what do you mean it’s

Blocked oh I to I don’t know what to do about that uhoh uhoh uhoh it’s it’s hot it’s hot this doesn’t help me this this doesn’t help me this this just straight up does nothing okay okay wonderful love that for me love that for me love that

For me what’s in here please how I can open okay there’s nothing there’s nothing get me out of here get me out get me out get me out why are there so many of these what what’s what’s going on they they’re not attacking they’re they’re nice but it just it’s terrifying

I don’t like it okay stop stop stop I’m about to lose a foot about to lose my foot get me out get me in there that seems like a great idea I don’t have water what oh uh okay and I reset my hypothermia because I don’t have water okay give me

In give give give me give me give me in ah the bees needs our [ __ ] don’t TR don’t trust them all right dude if you say so I think I’ll trust them okay ladies lady boys we’re going in okay no we’re not going in no we’re

Not we’re not we’re not we’re not going in boom you think you can stop me okay wait let me figure out a way to break that from here come on yes wait maybe I shouldn’t do that hey okay yep fight each other no [ __ ] poison come on break it break it break

It break it break it break it break it break it break it break it break at least this one at least this one at least this one come on come on I’ll die doing this I’ll die doing this I don’t care I don’t have bandages all

Right why is there a horse in there I what what am I sword go get over here just die no why did it spawn me back here why I hate this game oh no oh no oh no I don’t even have my I don’t have uh the I don’t even have my water

Anymore that was stupid I don’t know what happened to my my sword it just it just it got thrown I didn’t even click it the mouse wait is he mad I I don’t know why I did that glowing Maka okay okay just moving on let’s get back

Home I had 11 levels I’m very upset Minecraft Minecraft that’s all I can say right now that’s all I’ve got to say that’s a massive Tower yeah it was a massive Tower would have been great if I could have gotten at least the first chest let get me home get me home give me home on the bright

Side and there’s no bright side um I need to wait for night time if you know what no I don’t care I need I need at least some of the levels back and my sword I need my sword back man Mo no okay the leg whenever I those

Things are nearby is like terrible you [ __ ] kidding me no stop it no why why what is that stop it what is that what is going on okay and I’m hungry now is it still following me probably is let’s be real okay well at least we can do this

At least we can do this now very minimum okay okay you know what I got a shirt I got a shirt oh oh ring Redstone some planks I don’t mind if I do oh and I have a light source now that’s nice okay I mean you know it’s it’s fine

I guess we we can do one of these that’s good enough I I don’t know where’ my sword go I I are you no no that’s what I thought I just I don’t have a sword so this is just Terrible ooh more pants requirements defense four attack for oh I can use that why all the water here man okay get me the [ __ ] away give me the [ __ ] away oh there’s my sword want you I want you come on okay cool cool cool what is this how do how does this

Work I got a boomerang dude this is you know hey okay this is kind of the part where I run away I’m I’m out of here I’m out I’m out I’m not and and before I go boom okay worth worth it was all worth it it

Was all worth it we did it we did it we got we got a attack eight we got a attack eight we got a attack eight huge Okay yes yes yes yes no no no no no no no I am on fire okay cool cool cool cool if you were good at build what do you mean if I was good at building a spider lurker you dare you dare Che got a boomerang oh okay Y no that’s fine

What the hell you can’t just do that and walk Away get back here that’s so [ __ ] up you don’t get to leave after that man Jesus what poison poison CL I’m okay He really did that he he just hit me with that and then just walked away that’s such a [ __ ] move oh I can get rid of this now if I was good at building though what would I build I like like real really really I would probably build

Like a like a like a huge City you know like like a I don’t actually actually would I build I just said that I didn’t mean it I I don’t know what I would build probably uh maybe maybe I actually would build a city that’ be pretty Cool or like make make Elden ring in Minecraft that’d be kind of funny huge ah huge huge huge now we can actually use that which is great let’s use these let’s see what happens level five what can I do what what do I want to do defense right huge okay now level four

Defense which means I could use this but I’d have to say good goodbye to this and look I I don’t want to say goodbye to that you know boubles I put this on quality shielding confused I don’t know what that okay stop stop okay I don’t know what exactly it’s supposed to

Do I put this on any of these no yeah so definitely going to go with the uh what can I do here ledge grab wall jump oh Dodge oh wait this seems pretty fun what I get here I can blow on a creeper just after testing it it will neutralize it for a

Few seconds short strength buff this is a 10 defense you get all under good potion effects it’s a chance to propagate the bad version of those effects to the attacker oh undershirt two cold per ore yeah the speed of oh that’s pretty cool mining 16 for that I should stop doing

That okay always drop at least one item that’s that’s at what that’s Gathering 20 is it yeah or whatever six skill points I have four skill points so I need to get yeah I need quite a bit okay how do I oh that’s how okay cool now I wait for

Nighttime why why she WR in in my oyster what okay cool oyster Let’s uh uh I don’t know what else to do I’m I’m I’m I’m kind of out I’m yeah Ben speaking [ __ ] Japanese um I I I’m kind of low energy right now I’m low energy I’m tired and I I got I got a lot of work to do so first our our craft video will be out I’d like to say this weekend I’d like to I’d like to say and actually I’m

But right now for the time being we’re going to focus on ourl Craft and and yeah like what am I rlcraft video this weekend hopefully if not this weekend sometime next week guaranteed um yeah I I this is an awkward way of ending but I don’t know how to end it so

We’re just going to we’re just going to move on and uh yeah thank you all for coming and watching um yeah that that that’s it that’s it that’s all I got to say bye bye get out go go do your homework or something yeah enjoy your week weend Peace