Monkey Boy transforms world into pigs | Flat Minecraft

How y’all what’s going on welcome back to flat Minecraft I have one goal today only where the [ __ ] did the beds go sorry it’s been about a [ __ ] been it’s been a while since I last played flat Minecraft so I’m not aware where the [ __ ] beds went where the

Where the [ __ ] did they go and one second yall I’m just going to pop this down just got to do some [ __ ] you know I got to do the [ __ ] classic stuff I guess I’ll make a new bed my guess is that jber or somebody probably has all the beds just on them

Because it looks like I died right before I we came here like this looks like I I died you know what I mean one second y’all just give me a second I’m doing the normal shares you know one momento Minecraft m just Minecraft game there we Go sorry I’m doing a lot of [ __ ] over here in the background speaking of doing a lot of [ __ ] I should probably just I’m talking about getting a cat for a Rover for a job but there go sorry had to just take care of that real

Quick bidness and all that now go over here to this and we’re good and I have actually recovered quite well from my last time well yesterday when I [ __ ] was tied as [ __ ] to the 6 hour long stream that one in particular was just so [ __ ]

Rough like I don’t know why but those that time it was just so rough the 6 hours to finish I don’t know if it was cuz one second one second one second got a phone call got a phone call got a phone call got a phone call got a phone call there done

Okay so yeah the only plan for today is just get as many pigs as I possibly can because I I’ll admit stupidly in a fit of pure pity um killed most if not all of the pigs in this pen because of jaybird’s annoyingness and that of course

Caused a lot of problems okay looks like it’s all of them all right perfect but yeah because then a lightning storm came and then we got you know Z Pigman and we are really [ __ ] short on pigs so yeah today’s goal is just get as many [ __ ] pigs as I can that’s

It farm pigs chill for a few hours and hopefully if we can I’m just thinking now oh for a second there I was like we need potions of weakness how the [ __ ] we going to get to the nether I forgot we’re going to use a potion of weakness thrown by a witch to

Give us the [ __ ] weakness we need for the villagers why y’all are seeing this amount of stuff right somebody just stay in my bed once he’s good to know jbird yeah I’m just going to chill for today I don’t I expect demon to want to pop on

But beyond that uhuh because it legit is just farming time I feel like I I completely forgot what happened last time and I am so utterly confused on why I have all of these random objects on my body like these aren’t why do a [ __ ] boat and redstone where did I get 64

Redstone do yep I don’t remember any of this okay I can’t be just oh here’s where the no this isn’t where the beds went there’s no beds here yet oh there are I don’t think I used our beds though to fill this thing up Redstone from witches but a stack of

Them what I know last time me how that [ __ ] thing over there com completely filled up but I don’t remember getting a stack of red stone but all right I’m going need yeah I guess all I can do now is just wait I want to check and see if I can

Just this is the wrong place that is the wrong thing again there we go slash time there we go it’s Sun rise I just want to see if I can Fast Track giving these pigs okay it looks like I can Fast Track getting the pigs because at least me

Myself and I I don’t want to sit here for [ __ ] hours just waiting for days to go by to feed pigs so we’re just going to do this and just feed them there game is all you want so I can just stand there we go that’s all the

Piggies I gotta wait for you to grow up though and that takes actual time how many do you take to one two three four I see you I lost you I [ __ ] lost you I wish I could just a I wish I I wish [ __ ] we there the pigs up die didn’t die

Because there were so many and we just it just came a storm right when they killed them all to be fair they were lagging the [ __ ] out of the server so some had to go how much more would I need I actually go scours around the entire [ __ ] base

To see if there’s any gold stuff golden bars of course because any gold we have armor wise can just be smelted down for [ __ ] nuggets and I’m now thinking back to all the times I just toss golden armor thinking yeah I’m not going to use this [ __ ] it’s pointless there’s no

Point to it it was R chall it was unavoidable it was unavoidable they had to die they they had to die nothing a th000 bows and just yeah we’re completely out of [ __ ] I could have swor we had dozens of like golden tools and armor from from fighting a bunch of [ __ ] things

But I guess I guess we just did we toss the [ __ ] something in my head is telling me we just tossed everything we just said [ __ ] it we don’t need this [ __ ] just threw it away which seems likely because there’s not a single shred of gold any around here and

There’s not a single nugget so either we tossed it all or we had just a perfect amount to make four golden bars and that’s it we just had a perfect amount which I [ __ ] really doubt all right I guess I can just chop down trees and wait

Because yeah the next step is just going to take a bunch a [ __ ] time and effort the [ __ ] I can’t tell what’s happening okay we’re back we are back I don’t know what that was like my internet didn’t go down the thing just said no I’m done streaming

Right now it just kind of kept going up and down you know the amount it wanted to stream out which was just really [ __ ] weird but yeah I’ve decided that you know I’m finally going to go and get anything that cable and just plug the [ __ ] in and

I was looking for that today in my room because I was looking for the [ __ ] you know the wall plugin because in the kitchen is where the the router is and there’s a plugin for the ethernet right there and my room doesn’t have one so I’m going have to [ __ ] take

Care of that which is going to be pretty [ __ ] annoying to deal with cuz I don’t want to have you know a 50ft line going straight to the [ __ ] thing you know what I mean and I guess I’m not getting that [ __ ] cat tonight which sucks that

Would have been good money to get a quick and easy hundo bees yep that been that would have been a quick and easy hundo you know what I mean but no they’re [ __ ] foone bill Auto renewed High fun yep I won’t go insane trust all right we’re back sorry some

Funky wonky stuff was going down but yeah I have I don’t know I think I’ve been kind of like hesitant to come back to this just cuz like we’re in a very weird part where it’s going to be very hard to get any progress he’s going to

Be very slow and like tedious you know what I mean cuz all we’re going to doing all we’re doing is going to be just waiting for pigs villagers and that’s it that’s all we’re waiting for now we’re waiting for pigs villagers beyond that we have we have virtually nothing else

Really but you know I mean so I’ve been kind of hesitant to come back cuz I’m just like man why the [ __ ] do I want to come back to this it’s like it’s cool all in the first few times it was really fun but after that I was just

Like you know what I mean but yeah I I’m going to hopefully try and get an ethernet cable after um Christmas time because that’s what my next jobs are that’s when I get paid it’s be I’m going go from like having like 20 bucks a b account sorry

27 bucks to like 300 something bucks my pay account you know what I mean so so I have to wait till I have to wait until then sadly to get the [ __ ] but yeah I would have had it tonight or more or less in a few days

From now but I just don’t have the [ __ ] thing I can’t buy a cable and I got to buy a [ __ ] a wall thing and interchange that which is going a new entire experience for me I’m not sure I should do that I feel like I’m more like

Inclined to just say [ __ ] it and you know have one that goes from the [ __ ] kitchen all the way to my room but that just seems like a humongous waste of [ __ ] you know space in the house like how just a humongous wild goes across basically the entire thing uh-uh I’m not

Doing that [ __ ] so I’m kind of stuck at an impass you know what I mean all that water and I missed I was leg I could have just stood right over and just fell in but I’m kind of at an impass I’m just like what do I do you know what I

Mean just because I don’t know I’ll probably look it up after stream how to do that because that’s important because it’s right where I want have the PC I’m going to put the ethernet cable into so I kind of have to learn how to do it you know what I mean it’s

Unavoidable let just just sucks so much there we go perfect our Pig Supply is going up really quickly which is exactly which is exactly what I wanted but yeah it’s just a whole new thing I have to do to get it done cuz I could technically call

Maintenance but I don’t think they would come very quickly just because we’re like hey our AC doesn’t so our heater doesn’t work and we’re kind of freezing to death over here and they’re like oh yeah we’ll get on that as soon as we can they came like two weeks later and went

H yeah this got to change the entire vent system so I doubt putting in an Ethernet thing in my room is going to be something that they really want to do or you know they do quickly so there’s that so I’m kind of like I guess I’m on my

Own here but yeah it’s a whole thing but I’m sure it shouldn’t be too hard right I’m just looking at now and I’m like bro I’m G to [ __ ] die doing that [ __ ] but I I doubt it be that hard because I see where I’m going to put it

In and instead of like the ethernet cable it’s got one of those old school spiral ones it looks like like where you put cable into for cable you know what I mean so there’s that I forgot Jaber made this super little [ __ ] hole here but yeah there’s that and I don’t know it’s

Just a a kind of like a terrifying process you know what I mean for somebody who’s never done it going next to electricity that much is not a good idea because I’ve done things I put things together I’ve you know assembled put up things but that’s all like you know Nails screws [ __ ]

Uh studs and whatnot this is a completely new step and I don’t know how to feel about it but I feel like I have to do it just because it’s a little bit of money that I’m going to [ __ ] it’s a little bit of money and a little bit of a modification

To my room that I’m going have to do anyways in the future so why not just do it now and plug into the PS4 so I stop crashing hopefully because I know for a fact I’m not going to go down if I shit’s plugged in entirely and if if it

Is I’m going to have oh it be so fast no lagging no glitching no more streams cutting off stable connection 24/7 and the only reason I’ve not done it in the past is cuz one the PS4 was able to pick up signals and keep it but now it’s getting older it’s kind of

Like failing and the other reason is for some reason I thought that plugging in an ethernet cable weakened all the other surrounding Wi-Fi from the thing because I’m like well I’m just sucking up all the Wi-Fi which is not the [ __ ] case all it does provide a sturdier connection that’s all

It does it’s not like sucking and prioritizing your [ __ ] it’s just giving your [ __ ] a direct connection you know what I mean that’s all it is it’s only stronger and better wi-fi because it’s you know it’s got a hard connection doesn’t have to go through the [ __ ] air which you

Know I it makes sense to me now but before it didn’t and before anybody says how the [ __ ] did you not know that [ __ ] you I know nothing about technology all right [ __ ] you I know nothing about it I’m sorry that I know nothing about it

But you know I was never taught you know what I mean it’s just one of those things I guess I was never taught I don’t know I didn’t know how ethernet cables worked okay you know I don’t know cuz I feel like it’s a thing that is

Like I can say it’s not my fault I didn’t know but it’s also like I live in the in like this Century so I kind of have to figure this stuff out and learn it really quickly because also like I said streaming on a PC is going be a humongous other [ __ ]

You know league and if I don’t how to [ __ ] do the most basic [ __ ] and know the most basic [ __ ] I’m going to [ __ ] fall and not be to pick myself up and get lost in the past until eventually the PS4 is like Y no more streaming on the PS4 sorry the

Ser the service is too old we’re dumping it which I could definitely see happening with the next year I really could I’m not sure if I want to put a roof on this thing just because this looks nice and I feel like a roof would [ __ ] it

Up and I don’t know I still don’t how to do and I still don’t know to deal with this the dirt because like if I look at like at like back here where it looks like it’s just straight great dirt you know what I mean the house looks good it looks like

A stay on its own it looks Fant it looks nice but then you walk closer and then you see it’s just on [ __ ] three feet of [ __ ] dirt also all these little holes but I don’t think these are our fault I think a bunch of enden that just

Spawn in the tower love to just come down here and just yoink our [ __ ] you know slowly dismantling our [ __ ] house but yeah there’s that but back I was saying I don’t know man it’s just ethernet cables PC stuff it just confuses me you know what I mean imagine I’m a

Tother and you know simple wifi and streaming on the PS4 is like dangling keys in front of my face it’s like it’s so simple it’s so nice it’s Pleasant but I can’t do it forever if I got a PS5 it’ be an upgrade and I can do more but it’s just

Like I feel like getting PS5 should be a last resort because in my in my last resort I mean it’s like I’m saving up for the PC but they’re like come [ __ ] you know February 2023 sorry 2024 coming you know February 2024 there will be no more PS4 streaming

We are such to say that the service is shutting down if they do that then absolutely I get a PS5 because I got enough for a PC at that time you know what I mean it’s just be like okay get the [ __ ] we’re done but it does now make every single

Order I deny that much harder on the app because like I said if I accepted every single order I’ve gotten recently I would have [ __ ] all the money I would need I’d have like godamn over $3,000 probably by now well not by now but by the end of everything but it

Would just be so hectic and I couldn’t handle that much because it’ be like [ __ ] like five dogs seven cats a kitten and God knows else what the hell would happen that’s a bunch of poop pee walks food infighting all of that you know what I

Mean and the worst part is I know orders are probably going to slow down a good ch after the holiday season H maybe because I started in October yeah I started like October November and it it was pretty eventful during that time too I don’t know I guess it’s going to be a

Decide thing you know what I mean time will decide and if it does slow down I’ll figure something else out you know what I mean because I kind of have to I don’t know I feel this is just the best easiest and quickest path path for me

That I can take to get the [ __ ] PC set up but I still have not asked Alec and Yoyo for the opinion for the [ __ ] cuz I think Alec gets off work today gets work off today so I think he might be able to help me talk about it after stream which

Is be ideal you know what I mean but yeah I don’t know I feel like all these orders coming in now and me accepting a good chunk of them is going to boost my ass up in the rating system and just you know get me a [ __ ] ton of

Orders in the future you know what I mean at least that’s the Hope okay this should be a good amount I should just wait for all them to become adults because we’re running out of carrots actually you know what we’ll go until we run out of carrots when we do

That then we’ll let them all grow and then we’ll just [ __ ] chill and get the things but I should go up here and let get exual sword another sword actually I’m going to do the smart thing and just grind out [ __ ] things [ __ ] enemies that’s what I’ll grind

Out mobs to try and get some more golden armor to see if I can you know get some cuz I might be to get a [ __ ] sorry I might be better to just get [ __ ] uh armor from mobs where is BU that is a good question I don’t know I’m kind I

Know Jaber was here a second ago and they said we’re going to dip for a little bit but beyond that I don’t know Bean to be fair I I don’t you know it’s a thing but how are you doing mhm I see yeah it’s be more of a quiet

Day it seems then again sorry all my streams nowadays end up being like quiet days as I I want to know legit all we’re doing today is just farming pigs that’s all we’re doing today is just farming pigs nothing else oh do spawn anything but that’s all we’re doing today actually smart move

Like I said earlier I think Alec has today off from work might be able to play let me shoot him a Discord right now to see if we playing today or not oh I’m doing so [ __ ] shitty funny mm what be popping [ __ ] what was going talk to Alec

Um that’d be nice yep [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] um uh work or not the people want to know send that go back to here just on top me uh everything I I had stacked up in my mind decided to cumo on top of me

Got it got it got it pretty average bean stuff you know what I mean it seems like nothing not to [ __ ] attack you but you’re you this is kind of common for you this is this is kind of common place you know what I mean damn now it’s deal with three deaths how

Why one of which is a future death I I feel like you were surrounded by death like at least me luckily I’ve never been around it that much o armor resed always but you like someone is always dying on the vers of dying or dead I don’t know why but it’s like

Death is attracted to you call me the green because they want to care about dies facts big [ __ ] facts it’s just facts all right let’s just stay here until the time space continum gets broken again by mobs but yeah I don’t know why either because I feel like even for most people

Death is not like you know super common but we all kind of deal with it you have it like every [ __ ] few weeks also next week is weeks the of finals week and I’m fed up at least it’s the end it’s the final bit at least I think

It is I’m not sure how many weeks you have a finals in your you Old State not you state your [ __ ] school then again at mine it was like a week I had a week in theory three got it yeah cuz in my school we had [ __ ] okay I’m back we go

Back cuz in my school we had [ __ ] well too damn yeah in my school we had [ __ ] a singular week basically just one we packed everything in one solid week and we were sent home you know what I mean my college courses were a week before the other two got

It hi Jaber yep shaloma there we go come on [ __ ] die thank you [ __ ] hell man please being Ray joy in theory you can make an iron farm I could do that me man I could Counterpoint I don’t know how cuz I am what the cool kids Co can’t say that here really

Dumb let’s go with that one so I don’t get hurt by YouTube I could put these two on me gold from armor oh my is is is watching the [ __ ] Muppet Christmas movie I went jogging good good to know [ __ ] wrong thing actually let e

Need a pork CH real quick there we go and just give you all this and if this is enough to send me down to zero carrots I was just going to spawn a thunderstorm or just wait for a bit and came home with an armful of snacks good

To know Jaber good job good job good job there we go yep feed up okay perfect now let’s wait for those pigs to fill up not fill up grow up and then we’re going to [ __ ] the bugs under my eyes right now could be coin purses the bugs yay jber like two

Full paper bags we love you yep you could get powdered snow from Trad Mi Strays weakness villagers and bom make Strays weak weakness villagers and buo iron farm I’m grabbing two of the bags yep I don’t know what you just said me man I’m not going to lie you gave me the step-by-step

Guide I I still know what you meant I don’t know so there’s that I’m sorry man I’m kind of [ __ ] stupid so there’s that you know what I mean I’m not the brightest when it comes to Minecraft stuff so there’s there’s that you know what I

Mean unless I can see like on paper what you’re telling me I’m not going to [ __ ] understand it nothing okay because you’re nice to me and feel like I’m Shar when trying to give you up I need [ __ ] to spawn and then fall down maybe eventually I should just put

A villager underneath the thing in like a boat so they’re attracted to him and just go straight down faster at least the zombies would which is kind of what we’re kind of [ __ ] which is kind of like the ideal thing to draw quickly because they’re the most valuable thing really

To get to get and kill in a sense you know what I mean how’s doy yes how was your doggy come on those pigs are growing fast I think think by tomorrow the next day in game they should be mostly fully growing all of them and then it’s just Slaughter time

Got to kill all of them why are you saying yay jbird though yay for snacks you know what I mean snacks are good good for health body and mind soul everything get away Sho all of you sho Sho what did I do you got food yep he’s okay okay I feel like

About 70% of y’all are full grown maybe closer to 80 yeah closer to 80 than 70 I should I kind of want to just spawn a lightning storm right now but I forget if zombie piglins not piglins the baby zombie pigman drop gold or not

I can’t I want to say yes but make a stray from the powdered snow get going up from smelted armor and and tree then get Strays to Sho the zombie villagers he Apple do it two times we an iron farm I’ll not explain further what’s a

Stray you can’t get past I yeah I get past either even from the wandering Traer cuz I’ve never seen it before or Z Pigman y z Pigman is more ideal and we’re going to get the Z the villagers to be poisoned by a witch because ENT we going to do is going to

Put it in his little cage bring a witch and then just get splashed that’s the plan at least you know what I mean I don’t know how well it’s going to go down but it’s the only [ __ ] plan we have and it’s the only plan I can care to make right

Now since when do pigs like potatoes I thought they only liked carrots then again pigs like can potatoes make sense all right this looks good enough in all words is the word good enough right yeah yeah this is good this [ __ ] yeah this is good enough all right

Ready to get more no I legit can’t the carrots aren’t growing fast enough and I don’t want to bone meal them at all farm carrots no I don’t want to I’m not going to lie to you it’d be smart to but I’m not going to sit here for [ __ ] 2 hours just farming

Carrots I’m going to turn them into villagers then what’s ever left I’ll rebuild from we only need four inot for a villager and then beyond that it’s just [ __ ] it who cares cuz I know technically we should save up for two of them but I really don’t want

To nope sorry someone sent me something but it wasn’t Alec you know I mean I I don’t want to carrots yes carrots I don’t want to [ __ ] do all that cuz I could I it’s just I don’t want to it’s the first stay back I don’t want

To spend it only doing [ __ ] farming [ __ ] oh jabber sorry for my no it was valid all of you come on fill up picku and catch good for you Jaber good for you this is the last batch I’ll do for carrots this is it all the pigs at one

To breed come here right now there you go all gone done this is all the Pigs we’re going to get no more and no less because this should be enough to get the last golden apple and I kind of want to focus on getting just one today

That’s my entire goal thank you game thank you for that my entire goal is just [ __ ] it we’re going to try and get a single villager I want sushi of course you do disgusting all right it just I hate to say it every time but it’s waiting time that’s all I

Can do just wait I want to cry go ahead and cry so I am yep go ahead and cry I had to just wait I can’t do anymore but I’m covered in packages of snacks and phones will over there God forbid you get your phone I just [ __ ] wait for pigs to

Grow which is so mind-numbing I thought about playing starter today but I’m like no I have to finish flat Minecraft we’re so [ __ ] close to just getting to the place where we can just do all the [ __ ] so I’m like [ __ ] I had to play it today that’s so considerate of you jird

And Bean’s feelings why are you crying that’s not good for calorie Effectiveness efficient yeah I mean yeah so nice so very nice good for you J bir’s bedside Manor guarantee is [ __ ] ass guarantee I know your love one just died but we need this room so could you get

Out please you know I mean that’s jbird in a nutshell there you go I’m 20 lbs in the weight I really care about Target yep what did a slime die in here why am I waiting for the [ __ ] thing no I shouldn’t cheat that much I should just

Wait cuz like I said I don’t want to cheat that much but here I am being like let just [ __ ] let me just cheat I don’t know it’s just this this mode is so tedious hello demon what’s good not much it’s popping with you all

Right in my opinion this is what we call enough in the business this is enough it’s time for a thunderstorm [ __ ] weather thunderstorm set get the [ __ ] out of here all right now we wait yeah you can demon I’m just vibing today so you know you do you

Big tough guys big hurt guys you hurt cool yep nice lightning strike game you [ __ ] missed the target like the target was it’s very obvious come on mate do the thing I got an iron ingot from that boy okay I didn’t even notice that okay game come on shoot down the lightning

Here do your thing bring down hell over here thank you yep just stand still yeah I got to G through an entire box of present I’m realizing luckily I believe the last one comes in this Wednesday right before I start babysing a bunch of [ __ ]

Pets Come come on you have a lot of Health I’m realizing [ __ ] I got an iron sword yeah I’m going to use that come on die I know what you’re rapping will kind of I know yep come on perfect let’s get all the [ __ ] swords out of

There ah I’m glad I’m not the only with a parent on a shopping spree my apartment complex now hates me yep ooh Looting damn damn damn that’s a good sword for this it might break really quickly but it’s going to give us a [ __ ] ton of good [ __ ] quickly too there we go perfect hey what’s up up John damn you hit hard I’m not drunk hungry hooray it’s a miracle where’s the good one at

Where’s the it’s probably one of those in there yeah come on over here [ __ ] off there we go why are you so [ __ ] strong of course um [ __ ] [ __ ] the pigs are out dirt dirt dirt um do I have a carrot in here please tell me I have carrots thank thank

You over here everybody get back in the pen I’m not going to lie I forgot [ __ ] demon was here ow you [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] off oh my God bro die oh my God [ __ ] off okay good there’s nothing around it oh [ __ ] the thing is get in

There this is [ __ ] annoying this is really annoying annoying I [ __ ] forgot about your dumbass there yep all pigs in here come on yeah that’s right all of you get in here I swear to God skeleton I swear to God would you hurry the [ __ ] up pigs please mother this is so [ __ ]

Annoying Noah I can’t do all this at the same time I have to take them out [ __ ] off okay now let’s get you [ __ ] pigs back in there I’m breathing yep no come back in here everybody [ __ ] hell congratulations being good job come on over here here over here over here over

Here you need to get the [ __ ] out of here right now H carrots look carrots carrots come over here for the oh my God back the [ __ ] up pigs I’m carrying [ __ ] dirt what do I expect there we go all pigs come inside let’s go yep single foul line straight in

Here there you go trapped let’s go put this [ __ ] [ __ ] away I heard that skeleton I heard the [ __ ] bow thr you all in here for a second there we go that’s all I got bro that’s I can take you out this well the farm kind of got [ __ ] a little

Bit I should have been expecting that I really should have nothing a sweater I’ll never wear good to know get you one short that’s fine okay there’s no way for them to get out perfect now I’m going to just [ __ ] sleep and hope that this all just blows over because that was a

Nightmare thank you for that demon PRI okay even though that endeavor was complete ass I did get enough to [ __ ] [ __ ] um [ __ ] I got enough think think what am I to [ __ ] say here I got oh yeah I got enough gold to make a [ __ ] Golden Apple there we

Go that is not his fault jbird I am barely reading chat because of the incident but I’m back now that was not his fault that is in there you go in there too Stone this this put that in my head okay I’m back to being sorted

Out I got three goldings you just have those yes I want those what what do you mean it was like 50/50 50/50 chance of what you [ __ ] being a [ __ ] or not anyways yep there we go put that there he is just gone vaporized reduced to

Atoms there we go okay put you in there put you in there okay now I can get [ __ ] [ __ ] there we go that should be enough to get one more thing I hope I don’t get waste a piece of coal on this [ __ ] but I believe

That’s I know I I saw you demon I saw you give me the gold I knew you were here I was just waiting for you to toss that [ __ ] but I guess you had to everyone had to see you do it okay we’re three shy of a second

Golden Apple which is not that bad um PR Golden Apple achieved never mind we might actually get one wait I can do map right now I need [ __ ] I’m not going to get one but I can get close to one you’re taking all the dirt again demon you’re dirt

Goblin yeah I must have [ __ ] smelted the [ __ ] really good sword already damn there we go bring down here yeah what do you mean John don’t put it up there because that’s just [ __ ] empty on fuel okay this can give me another piece but it’s not a lot of gold we’re missing

Like three gold two gold put the nuggets in there put the extra gold in there put that there boom boom boom boom boom boom boom okay there we go okay put that there now it’s finally time I have to just wait I have to [ __ ] just wait again I can’t it’s just

Waiting for odds to line up properly CU I need to get a zombie villager and I need to get a wit SP at the same time and in close enough radius to this thing to do the things John M I should probably go and get the profession they need we’re going to want

A [ __ ] thing first and it’s rain it’s raining again thanks game I could change it but I feel like that is cheating of a high caliber let me guess yep going to call [ __ ] one sec yep okay I got do family [ __ ] goodbye Bean okay well

None will guess what what are you trying to guess what’s going on I I focusing on the game hard for some reason it’s just it’s just waiting I don’t know why I’m focusing so hard on it there you go yeah bye bean I to go kill those [ __ ] dudes out back

I’m focusing quiet on the game too yep I’m doing a thing tomorrow what are you doing tomorrow jbird guess what it’s okay R up um you’re going to finally commit to Jesus Christ as your lord and savior and save your saying yourself from Eternal dnation hello pigs ooh

Actually could you get the [ __ ] way what jabber what are you doing you here me let’s go now all I need is that was a [ __ ] dude decked out an armor guess I don’t want to guess I’m going say in a sounding no to guessing come on slowly but Sur there’s

A [ __ ] creeper there now how do I not hear these things like I didn’t even hear a single hiss I just heard a [ __ ] boom that’s fine I can work with that die you [ __ ] off I’m doing a thing in someone’s guess it’s activity that doesn’t it’s a day it

That the thing that you just said didn’t help [ __ ] [ __ ] I got to organize my [ __ ] inventory but it’s just full of trash now there we go perfect something to do friends you’re going to a wedding tomorrow a big oldfashioned wedding ooh which be [ __ ] kidding me let’s go bro oh really let’s

Move there we go keep it coming I am getting so [ __ ] done I don’t know why this is annoying me so hard but it is and watch some B despawned that checks out that checks out so well game thank you the the planet aligned for that the

Stars aligned and it still was like nah n I’m good I kind need someone to guess what do you mean I kind need someone to guess I’m not going to [ __ ] guess mate I have to focus stupidly hard on this one thing here because the game doesn’t like you know easy

Things everything has to be hard legit it was so easy before this why is I getting so hard now like my luck is complete dog [ __ ] today yeah just iation is this world and I don’t like it anymore it’s just so [ __ ] tedious yep one second there we go

Ow if you hit me I swear to God oh you hit me the [ __ ] out of here if you it’s something you would do if doing a friend birthday party I don’t know planning a birthday party celebrating a birthday prepping for it I don’t see why I had to guess this

Back welcome back John what I miss literally [ __ ] nothing than you get this [ __ ] dirt before a demon comes and swipes it up y [ __ ] off this world has drained me of my life force no yep come on the baby zombies invaded my castle good to know mate why are these doors

Broken but like any advice to help waly I am lost here I don’t know man I don’t know about marriages I have some information but none on that and I can’t think of what to do I see you can’t think of your friend’s birthday probably what to do I’m surprised

Them I’ll do some tomorrow but yeah me I don’t know I got I know a good chunk of things in this world but marriages I know nothing about surprisingly next guy what do you mean do you not know your friend like I feel like most people know what their friend would like almost

Immediately you know what I mean well if you have an idea cheer them up spill it I don’t have yeah I have none mate sorry they kind of like everything then just do something to you have a day left like legit just do something [ __ ] I thought he was going to keep

Running there we go literally everything else though over here [ __ ] nuh-uh I’m going spin a wheel I can de side yeah um it seems like the chances from to throw a weakness pot are pretty [ __ ] low yeah they don’t seem to like throwing them that often okay guess we’re going cave diving

Cool but [ __ ] [ __ ] off the night sucks who [ __ ] is this please who just died right outside the house damn okay bro you dripped out no it’s like looking for a single [ __ ] pixel on my screen for the [ __ ] Arrow to to fly by my face it’s funny how J is talking about

About to is about to [ __ ] to help a [ __ ] friend’s birthday and I’m needing to help a friend going through tough [ __ ] mhm funny very nice very nice very topical you are a [ __ ] you know that right you got to know that I’m getting more fed up with this

World demon this is my my [ __ ] I’m getting more fed up with this world than the [ __ ] world where I had an Ultra Hardcore Mode at least in Ultra Hardcore Mode it was like oh yeah it should be expected to [ __ ] get [ __ ] I’m so tired go to sleep mate I am very

Tired myself pre demon but yeah this is just getting [ __ ] I’m getting [ __ ] here who stole my [ __ ] I don’t [ __ ] know man it’s everywhere I have wood I think that’s yours um I got a Bone uh besides that it might just be [ __ ] not there’s a Pillager outside like can I rant of course I need to talk to to this with someone go ahead m this is [ __ ] a I had like half a stack of dirt motherfucker’s probably still out there

Nah how how did you hit me how yeah good luck out there demon I’m not supp to it out there the doors are broken the [ __ ] pigs are all gone now I feel like we just got really [ __ ] out of nowhere by just a single storm and I was this close

To g a villager but no the game decided not when going to come to want to come to type a party to come to type of party what type typ of party the whole thing this whole thing Mr wall mhm boing boing boing boing boing boing good for that that’s good that’s

Good that’s good Mhm perfect so was my dirt bro it’s probably [ __ ] gone I’m just tired understandable big understandable you have nothing good literally nothing perish oh goodness sun is out and my torches are gone bro bro I’m not going to front with you I have torches I don’t know if

They’re mine or yours I just got somebody’s [ __ ] I would just say [ __ ] it to whatever you’re finding because it’s probably gone legit we all died like 70 times on there hello bendy we all died 70 times last night I I doubt any [ __ ] we have is really our [ __ ] that’ be

Nice what me but yeah I doubt any of the [ __ ] we have is our [ __ ] I think got like three people stuff I don’t know who’s but I got them we’re going through tough going through some unique people coming through yeah wait what uh well I don’t he just said but I

Don’t know it probably was a good thing throw all of you in there I no longer need gold okay there we go back to organized inventory we got a new guy I am no there we go get the bow and now it’s my favorite activity I have to just sit here and

Wait until a zombie and a witch sorry a zombie villager and a witch inste of being close proximity of each other you got some torches donate to my cause there’s some torches on there’s like like 10ish I’m going cook some meat but how you doing Benny I have to just chill

Also demon I don’t know who you’re working with but twitch and YouTube are back to being tied like I don’t know who you’re working with but somehow they’re back to being tied they’re both increasing but twitch really doesn’t want to give his top spot you know what I mean like it is holding

On tight whenever YouTube passes it it just kind of ties it it’s not going ahead anymore it’s just kind of tying it you know what I mean twitch is still in the running Define in the running are you really in the running if you just keep on tying the

Scoreboard like they can’t get past anymore really so they they’re only hope you just keep on tying the scoreboard that’s it cuz again over two years of twitch versus like a few months of YouTube and YouTube is already tied I doubt twitch has many high days

Left in it you know what I mean big doubt big big doubt but you know I’m down to be proving wrong I am completely down for that I’m just really doubtful I’m not going to lie to you I’m really doubtful that that YouTube is going to pull

Through my dirt is gone what a tragedy dirt is gone it’s like there’s a thousand pieces of that around jabber just died but yeah it was bizarre cuz I only saw it right before switch stream but sorry Kandy came out I only saw right before I went live just

Because I was like damn I can’t believe twitch has finally been surpassed and then out of nowhere I was like uhuh all right well I I kind of hate this point of flat Minecraft is it’s just waiting sorry let me rephrase that I kind of hate this

Part of flat Minecraft because it is just waiting legit at least in hardcore mode anytime I died I could just run it back really quickly and you know see how far I can get this time you know how much can’t progress or I’m going to just fail

Immediately in this one it’s like yeah bro you got to just wait sit and wait for these conditions to be met I feel like I’m playing an IRL version of Minecraft like I just have to wait for rain to water my crops you know what I mean and it’s really really

Annoying like I knew this was going to be a tedious RNG fill kind of series I still want to die though and also every time I patch a hole to make our land flat again it gets blown up astronomically fast like I feel like every step forward is

Two steps back in this game you know you know what I mean like there’s no point to trying to make things look nice and pretty or you know try to progress super quickly because I can’t thank you for that John I don’t know it just seems like I’m fighting an

Uphill battle against the land itself like it really does I can’t make any Headway quickly thanks yep I can make no quick Headway at least when I was fighting [ __ ] were and whatnot I had a fighting chance to make progress I I don’t hear because I legit got the rare

Occurrence right there where there was a witch and a z villager right next to each other and I still got completely dogged on I like this quite thank you John thanks for that jird really appreciate but yeah I feel like I just can’t make any progress even even when we do meet the

Conditions it’s just me myself and I Y even when the conditions are met for like what I need and you ready up cuz JD and Demon are just [ __ ] around but yeah cuz hell we did get the thing earlier but it was just kind of like you know we got it but then

Immediately they despawn because the game was like nah I’m good could you back up half a step there you go you need to go two more this way there should go right here yep it’s enough torches I think I found your torches on the [ __ ] floor demon but yeah it’s

So tough not even like physically you’re like gameplay wise to get this far because I know the entire plan from the beginning to the end of this entire series it’s just mentally hard because it’s also hard just to commentate how do you talk over nothing like how do you do

It it’s really hard to do it you know what I mean it sucks that’s Demon’s whole you know what I mean I I can’t really do it that well and yeah that’s cool guys yep do that anytime I make any progress something bad happens like oh finally getting the

Pigs I got a story go ahead it’s like I finally got the pigs and enough gold and now it’s just like damn I guess yep I can’t believe this entire same time la oh what a damn shame your Dirt cast is not going make Get Down in the Hole but yeah

It’s like that you know what I mean it’s it’s mentally hard which is the worst kind of hard cuz you know if the game is difficult it’s on you if you know what’s it called if it’s physically hard to do it’s like it’s still kind of like you

Know you can push through it mental toughness is really hard you know what I mean it is really [ __ ] difficult and that’s this entire thing why are there so many just patches of grass and broken blocks around like what happened over here who was over here to get blown

Up why were you over here this is all the dirt I made already and it’s already back into the [ __ ] ground it’s the equivalent of every time you clean a piece of your floor a different part gets you know over here I don’t know it wasn’t your it wasn’t your

Thing demon because it was like a closed off hole thank you for that John thank you for the the you know s suggestive cartoonish hot woman legs from around the corner thank you for that depiction appreciate it love it but yeah it’s theud of having a like a single piece in

Your floor get cleaned and a different spot gets dirty and you got a you’re and you’re in a constant cycle of cleaning and you know gain a single piece dirty cuz wherever I repair a new park gets broken you know what I mean there you go and it’s

Just tiring it’s just me weird legs and oh yeah it did not come out of that I saw that as the cartoonish old school luny Tunes hot lady flex’s leg around corner I should get a mic so I can talk me play I don’t know I don’t know bro you do you

Because I don’t know this is like I don’t know I feel like I’m stuck [ __ ] not suck I feel like I can’t do anything but there’s so much to do you know what I mean oh this is a great game use a [ __ ] use a [ __ ] you know that right use a

[ __ ] like see me I just repaired this and here we are greetings comrade hello X I’m going to go insane like I I really am everything I fix gets broken again in mere seconds I’m in a constant fight with nature you are by far the most annoying mob oh my

God is it night again no I’m just dying to you know the day skeletons that exist yeah fight each other fight each other back up back up now there an end in here ah let’s get these holes patched up and torches down cuz I keep on spawning while I’m working

And they just keep coming get this one first cuz it’s the bigger one and it’s over an important spot the [ __ ] Forest tell when is day you got it if I see daylight I’ll tell you there we go I’mma hide in my tunnels real quick good to know perfect not Mak oh

Also Alex says he has n in terms of if he’s working today or not which is good uhhuh that’s what I’m saying X I have no like advice for this I normally have advice for most things but for this I’m kind of Flying Blind on he in there shovel

How are there so many holes there we go I legit thought you know oh making three shells going to be way too much for this endeavor nope I’ve never been I never knew what sopis I that’s what name is the [ __ ] rock guy has felt like so much until now

Everything I do just gets undone in like a mere second legit this is pain why okay good there we go yep keep digging could you stop chilling next to me like you’re my [ __ ] wife like could you stop foll me everywhere you’re like follow me like you’re a conjoin twin oh a dirt

Block sorry a grass block another a dirt block back the [ __ ] up God you’re like [ __ ] holding my hand while I’m digging God [ __ ] [ __ ] hell bro fat pig yep attached to my [ __ ] side jbird I know you’re trying to get the [ __ ] blocks but like could you [ __ ]

Off you’re legit hugging me every second of the of the [ __ ] mine down here I’m trying to do work oh o o wait zombie zombie villager the rest of you sho die hold on bro hold on hold on hold on hold on how you doing by hollow hold on

Hold onage I need to stay right there this way I need a witch I need a witch right now every time I patch a hole a new [ __ ] hole appears thanks game pre I wish I had a name tag for you but the best I can do is just kind of keep

You here that’s all I can do mate sorry okay come on I got this got this got this got this got this got this got this hold on there for one second hold on for one second dog hold on don’t move I’m going to just be right

With you I need to heal real quick I need to get you inside cuz the sun is coming up back back back I’m trying to do something cool that is some [ __ ] game he’s going to kill me that’s that SK is going to kill me no no no okay

[ __ ] you’re going to die to the sun actually the sun might make you run too the shade heal faster heal faster heal faster come on come on no [ __ ] get in here I am fine with this okay he’s probably not going to there for a very long time but he’s in

There if he’s despawned right game I’m going to [ __ ] kill you yep all of that was for literally nothing oh Infinity okay that’s good that perked me up slightly but yeah back to what I was was saying every time I die in this game no every time I do something in this game

It feels like one step forward two steps back yep put them in a boat that would have been smarter to do John that would have been smart Boat Works with that’s why I had a boat the boat was to try and get a witch and a zombie together cuz I spawned with

A [ __ ] boat like why do I have a [ __ ] boat that’s really don’t to have on me at a time like this no it was to try and trap a zombie and a because of a [ __ ] I’m dumb I’m [ __ ] I’m dumb I am really

Dumb the last time me was so smart can’t a boat on him to trap one of the two together but but now I just that’s why I had it okay let’s get my [ __ ] boat back apparently me past me dealt with this already was like you know what let

You start carrying a boat on me so I can just you know yoink these bad boys up use mob farm I would but then they’re really damaged so I have to drag one over in the dead of night to not let it die from the Sun yep it’s fine yep but

Yeah it’d be better to catch them at night rather than in the day because at least at nighttime I can don’t they [ __ ] at least at nighttime they’re going to be at full health cuz also we got to think about how we’re going to keep them alive

In the little thing when they’re on 1 HP you know I mean cuz one wrong click and a [ __ ] maxo villager is dead you’re are so dumb no [ __ ] no [ __ ] [ __ ] mate really no get that cool jird the boat the [ __ ] boat isn’t he he can be smart

Sometimes one day I will be sometimes yep hey to be fair before I logged off last time I was really smart because I had the boat on me I had all the [ __ ] on me