Shocking: Roxanne Wolf’s Breakdown in FNAF Minecraft

All right everybody this is a song I’d like to dedicate to my man love bit yes we just woke up not even like a half hour ago you already want to start doing music no you’re right we should get some coffee or something yeah we literally just woke up you said I want

To go to the Rockstar room and we rushed over here for no reason well it wasn’t for no reason I had a spark of inspiration as soon as I woke up and I I didn’t want to lose that spark you know so I had to come Rush

Here and make sure that I could play ah I forgot it you forgot what I forgot the song already you distracted me well you’re going so that that was the start of it does that help no that is help no it doesn’t help at all I think it actually

Makes it a little worse that’s what it sounds like sound a little toad de I’m not a tone death maybe you’re a toned death sorry sorry I haven’t had my coffee yet it’s still early still a little tired uh yeah so let’s see I want a vanilla cappuccino hold

Up I’m not getting the coffees what I was going to say we could order them oh oh wait wait bear Dash is actually running what did you say is it called bear Dash or Fred Dash I forgot what it’s called I think it’s called bear Dash I thought they were not running

Right now for the holiday season and all oh crap you’re right I totally forgot today is the first it’s the new day of the new year so everything’s pretty much closed so that coffee you wanted you’re going to have to go to the break room to

Get it you know that right ew break room coffee is disgusting it’s all like watered down it tastes like dirty Bean well Vanessa makes it maybe it’s actually good should go check it out Vanessa though really no she weirds me out especially ever since you told me

That she like was sleepwalking the other day yeah she’s also been very grumpy lately for no reason what the my phone keeps blowing up deal with that hold on I think Panda’s messaging me nope Panda candy Cadet come to Rox and’s room right now important oh that’s right

Next door yeah it is right next door but I don’t like going through that door cuz Roxy might get mad if I go into her back room which by the way um please tell me you don’t stare into that room when she’s in it no I’m not a creep jeez okay

I’m going to be back a little bit go through the front like a normal person yeah that’s what I was going to do okay okay yeah do that yeah okay see see you later okay okay bye bye bye oh come on Candy it I’m on my way bye by bye

Bye bye I said bye and I’m the final buy okay no I’m the final buy I say bye last okay you’re the last to say bye goodbye oh man now now let’s see what Roxy and Candy Cadet are doing hey candy Cadet hey Roxy wait finally you showed up gez

What took you so long is Roxy okay no she’s not okay something is wrong with her well first off she’s sitting down looking at the wall that’s the first sign of something being wrong oxy I think she partied too hard on New Year’s and now she’s damaged how can you get

Damag from partying too hard that makes no sense at all you know that right foxy anything can happen during a rager okay you should know that is true I um actually should know that all the most of the damage is internal not external yeah I was going

To say like for someone that party really hard she really did keep her figure really nice she wasn’t joking about making her sure she always looks good even in the worst uh-huh I think she might have fallen into the w water and stayed in the water for too long

Well we’re we’re waterproof even the gland rocks are but still staying in water for too long can definitely have an effect yeah especially if they’re having too much to drink to much drink yeah yep I called it I called it I called it her and the

Janitor must have had a real fun night last night with whoever else they’re hanging out with oh handsome oh yeah definitely definitely handsome marriage W I think we’re hearing too much with what Rock’s thinking uh kind of because she can’t move I know what to do oh gosh

We got to fix her okay you know what you need to do you need to go get your supplies and fix her right now but but I I would have to go get them yeah I can stay here and watch her make sure she doesn’t do anything dumb

Just in case she does get up make sure she doesn’t implode or anything and uh yeah all right I’m I’m I’m going to get my stuff together oh gosh this would be really bad if one of the Glam rocks were to break down oh hey foxy what’s up wait

I was I was hearing that what do you mean breakdown do you realize how freaking expensive glamrock models are no I actually don’t CU you don’t show me any of the money for that stuff yeah we um so when we were fixing up Monty we kind of went into debt because his parts

Are so expensive oh come on well go see if you have any for her at least it’s Roxy you must have my parts of something that might work oh no foxy those are completely different parts that would just break her even more she looks just like me keep telling yourself that bro I

Will Roxy um hey I see you’re not feeling too well yeah you don’t sound too well either that sounds real bad seao seao seao I love seao what seao color color seafoam huh okay you know what I think I can leave you here for a moment wait a Glam

Rock would know how to fix another glamrock especially another girl glamrock oh I have the best idea take a bath what I don’t smell smell pretty good actually oh man bring the blow dryer oh no she’s in her great okay whatever I’m going to go grab chica chica’s going to know what to

Do chica’s always good with this stuff hey chica hey all right everybody ready to do your exercise one two three the kids kept you up last night didn’t they huh oh hey foxy what’s up what are you doing here you the kids kept you up last

Night right I saw you rush out of there simmer of the day uh I I saw you rush out of the back room like you just woke up yeah uh-huh yeah they uh not only did they want to stay up to watch the ball drop but they

Wanted to watch all the the uh the shows for the musical guest and then they wanted the sparkling cider and cupcakes anden was pretty Co I gave in cuz uh they were super excited and how can I say no to that how did they like the LJ LL Cool Jake

Performance oh they had no idea who he was yeah to be honest nether do I yeah it’s it’s okay he’s uh to be fair the style you are he would have been in your time actually a little after but uh yeah I really liked the band that played in

La I think it was uh green Dy oh yeah Green Day Green Day was really good punk bands are great Green Day Green Green Day yeah yeah yeah that was great they I like the the the singer he looked really cool Oh Billy Joe Armstrong yeah yeah yeah cool hey um I’m

Glad you’re having a great day at this moment in time right now but um oh yeah one and two and three Ro five and six and seven 8 9 10 11 12 Roxy is kind of broken down and you’re a glamrock and also a girl so you may know more about how

To ow because you were busy oh jeez I’m coming oh my God foxy why didn’t you start out with that well I wanted to hear how your day was before I gave you the bad news oh my God no this is an emergency Roxy Roxy are you okay look

Into my eyes Roxy oh no she’s not even looking at me she’s like looking through me yeah because she’s not feeling well she’s like hung over and you’re screaming in her ear actually I don’t think she knows you’re here right now hey Roxy it’s me and

Chica oh this is bad this is yeah this is real bad foxy what did you do to her I didn’t do it this is literally how I got here and found her a candy dad and can canat didn’t do it either she partied hard last night with the

Janitor the janitor parted her the janitor I’m going to kill the janitor you can’t you already know he can kill you he’s the only one here that probably can wreck all our faces you see what he can do you see what he can do with the Willies he’s

Like super s what the freak did you just say I should have finished Wily’s Wonderland oh I was like EX foxy shut up why did you say it like that God what is wrong with you I I’m in distress one of our friends is hurt okay I can’t believe you you you know

What Roxy wait where’s candy Cadet I don’t know you don’t know probably artson Services crying cuz they has to find uh or they have to go find parts for Rock and model that probably don’t exist oh yeah our parts are like super rare and expensive I heard that I heard

That especially Monty especially Monty is one of the rarest ones cuz there’s no like gator animatronics usually yeah yeah yeah um I told them they can use my parts can’t they cuz Technically she’s a wolf and fox your parts that’s so funny well think about this she might actually have

A r rail tail for once a rail tail a rail tail shut up don’t make fun of my accent that’s what it sounds like you said so I wasn’t sure I was just I was just confirming so from the sound of it you can’t help her in any way or form

Other than screaming her ear and hope she listens um yeah so me bringing you here really wasn’t beneficial to us at all also if you think your parts are going to help our physique is very different you got you fun times are like all wires yeah and wires are bendable so

She might build to do a lot more yoga what you know what I don’t want to think about that right now she’ll be so flexible okay I’m out of here Roxy I’m so sorry that this happened to you you keep your chin up girl I’m sure Kandy

Gadet will be able to fix you soon and you yeah you watch your mouth what did I do yoga is something wrong with yoga children in this establishment that’s yoga though no I’m talking about what you said earlier well is Wonderland okay man she must really hate that establishment I don’t know

Why what can I do to help Roxy this time what would be a good place to help her out well to be fear candy canette did say she fell in the water for too long maybe if she was to exercise with some or cake games that will get rid of the

Water that’s inside of her or you just use rice lots and lots of rice dunk her inside rice I don’t think she’ll like that though morning Panda um should I ask why you’re screaming or should I just already know what are you him so early loit wanted to show me a song then

She forgot it and got mad at me and then we found out Roxy was broken now I’m walking around trying to figure out how to fix Roxy what roxxy’s broken kind of yeah sort of oh no why do you sound like that I don’t know if I should be happy or sad

About that honestly has she trying to attack you has she been trying to find you have you been going to see her at all no has she seen you uh maybe since the incident well kind of yeah but I’ve been keeping my distance has she tried

To come at you has she said anything to you no okay either that’s a good or bad sign I’m not sure which one that is right there exactly so she’s broken huh for now she’ll be fixed eventually you really had nothing to do with this one right no why would I do

That okay I was about to say I Haven I haven’t ran into her yeah yeah I was about to say you’re in your room all night playing video games I would have hated finding out that you actually left without me knowing uh-huh yeah Panda where you going where you

Going uh I’m I’m going to dance yeah really is that all you’re going to do if I turn around you’re still going to be here turn around I turned around Panda you’re still here hey hey yeah of course I am yeah do it again there we go where she run off too

Panda panda where’ you go come on yeah Panda hey Dad what’s up hi where are you where are you oh I’m just you know running around where are you running to uh I can’t tell you that’s very classified information I’m heading to proxy’s right now are you heading there

Who’s broxy is that brother is it Roxy oh sorry the connection’s kind of ah and if I go into roxxy’s room right now you’re better better not be in there oh you’re not in here sorry Roxy Panda yeah you didn’t run to the security room now did

You uh no I just ran away from you okay good good I’m check in the security room you better not be in there oh where did you run To get over here think you going to be there oh crap oh crap oh crap oh crap oh crap got you tag you’re it no hey who covered up my thing oh that was me remember you were inside there how’d you get out I slipped through the bars oh my

Gosh I’m going to get talk to Vanessa I had some exotic Butters and I smothered myself in butter and slipped don’t say that too loud the animatronics might get excited and try to eat you what exotic Butters yeah human covered in butter that sounds delicious to them

Probably uhoh I got to go take a shower yeah why’ you go to the she’s going to go into the sink literally into the sink I can’t I can’t believe her well now it’s time to check the security cameras Vanessa’s probably still asleep so oh hey hey Vanessa oh hey

Foxy hey um I don’t know how to say this to you but did you know you um Sleepwalk I do no such thing you really don’t remember anything from last night last night yeah you’re you’re walking around saying something kept talking to you and something about a

Smile what I don’t know what you’re talking about Foxy I think you’re just trying to mess with me right now is catnap bothering your dreams or something now it’s kind of in his name uh what oh nothing I just have to erase some um some some footage that we

Already know you’re walking around Vanessa footage it doesn’t it Vanessa look behind you in the in the in the videos who’s falling behind you mhm what I’m I’m still erasing it all right it’s it’s not needed it’s not like you uh forgot to lock your door last

Night didn’t you no uh I I I I I always lock my always lock my door yeah I know and last night was one that you didn’t do it that doesn’t make any sense I I always lock my my door Vanessa is that the reason you lock your door cuz you

Sleepwalk not because you’re scared of us well it’s it’s it’s a it’s a mix of of of every things yeah yeah yeah I I understand now why you lock your door oh I’m running out of coffee I need I need some more from the okay Vanessa we’ll talk

More later then bye talk about what nothing happened sure sure nothing happened Vanessa sure nothing nothing happened yeah nothing nothing at all we won’t talk about it don’t worry about it wait Did I yeah did I say anything strange yeah somebody was talking to you when you’re

Running around you try to run from them sends a creepy smile oh it was uh it was just a nightmare yeah yeah yeah it was just it was just a bad dream sounds like it well either way let’s go and double check on roxan to see how she’s doing h no updates from

Cadet so that means he’s probably still trying to oh check this out you actually made it early this time I was checking in with Vanessa and she’s acting weird again what do you mean I’m here early yeah I thought it was going to take long to get these parts I was just

Texting you too to see if you found anything yet well okay listen I don’t have the parts per se but I have the tools that maybe I could Tinker around and see if I can maybe uh fix so we we’re just going to see how this

Goes if I just try to use the tools uh okay go ahead right we fixed ourselves for so long without the parts I’m sure this could work this is very tedious work foxy can you not watch Me While while I do this oh oh I’m

Sorry I I uh I I thought you were going to be able to fix her right now oh I am but it’s just going to take a while okay I guess I’ll I’ll just start leaving then tickles oh what is that that was weird can that it’s it’s part of the

Process it’s part of the process just trust the process okay okay bye foxy I got this under control I think I hope yes I do I do I hope you do all right she’s totally fixed totally fixed I fixed her now I got to go back to parts and surfaces why

You rushing off so fast Kitty what’s wrong I have a lot to do today oh wow Roxy might must be either happy or very angry right now well I guess I can go check on her at least hey Roxy oh you’re standing up at least that’s a plus sign I

Guess hey how you feeling you were really really really out of it for a little while everything is so sparkly oh you’re still not all there at least can’t you get a get work you should go lay down while you go sober up so oh so sounds really good

Right I say so some so maybe that actually will help you go get some sober I’m going to I’m just going to go off from the mall where my best friend Glen Ro works yeah you go you go do that I’ll go this way to avoid you completely actually on that

Not I should probably check the backstage anyhow man who built this again I can’t remember it’s foxy uh ah uh-oh hey Monty oh hey Roxy didn’t expect you to come back here too I heard a strange voice you should go get your noodles oh yeah so yeah go get your

Noodles what do you want Monty like you’ve been quiet for so long but now you’re be bothering in the backstage well I just saw what you did with Roxy yeah and well it’s got me thinking of been watch watching you for a little while now and we got to talk

Finally when do you want to talk oh don’t worry I’ll make that decision soon I’ll be back foxy oh great you this talk is going to end really well or I’m going to end up without arm one of the two me and molon Freddy will be matching soon