UnspeakableReacts – Fighting “NOOB” Secret Boss In MINECRAFT!

To invoke the ancient noob one must cast the salmon of doubt into the fire but beware of the power you unleash i don’t yeah you want to do it i’m kind of scared but i mean ah come on it’s a noob So me and aswd are stumbling in the woods here we found this like super weird jungle forest also can we just go ahead and point out how funny aswd looks when he has a helmet on he just crafted that leather helmet look at his face

Where are your eyes bro hold on i can do the same thing i can also take away my eyes i’ll match with you yeah we’re good yeah i know i know it’s hideous me and aswd have been adventuring we found this mysterious jungle looks like there is a massive temple up here

You ready to get some diamonds you big old noob finally i can get me some armor what do we got up here it’s a campfire hey swd it looks like there’s like a pathway we shall follow it because we are explorers of the nation the unspeakable nation army

Hi yo this is definitely a pathway look at this where did you get a diamond sword all right whatever i’m not gonna question it would you like an apple here you go there’s an apple for your exploration you’re not even gonna take my apple you’re just gonna leave it okay whatever

Bro what is this this is like a massive temple asap whoa hold on bro hold on hold on that’s your face is this like your ancestors what is this do you have any idea what this is oh my gosh there’s stone aswd what dude where the flip are we i’m kind of

Scared but i’m also like really excited yeah does he look like you wait take off the helmet oh my god it’s a match it’s literally a match aswd this is where you were born dude what this is where the noobs come from i finally found the source if only i can

Replicate their formula and clone them into an army that will constantly mine diamonds for me i have so many plans it’s home you’ve never seen this place you big old noob oh flip okay i’m at half a heart and so are you all right eat up kind of pretty

It’s kind of nice what in the world whoa this is crazy there’s like waterfalls and like what it’s like all community look at this place it’s so pretty and here there’s an enchantment table oh we’re gonna have to steal that enchantment table i do not have a

Pickaxe but we need to figure out how to craft one and we need to steal it all right what is this we got some parkour bro all right i’m taking it i’m taking it i’m taking it it’s mine it’s mine yep yep yep that’s all mine yep your boy unspeakable is armored owning

You’ve got to be kidding me nether right armor i never thought i would see the day for netherright’s armor also i’m going to turn my eyeballs back on i kind of need to see there we go that’s much better the salmon of doubt to invoke the ancient noob one must cast

The salmon of doubt into the fire but beware of the power you unleash i don’t yeah you want to do it i’m kind of scared but i mean come on it’s a noob what’s gonna happen oh flip oh run run run run oh my gosh oh my gosh dude everything’s shaking

Everything is shaking what is happening right now bruh bruh bro what what the flip what oh he’s above me he’s above me run run run run run run it’s king aswd what the [ __ ] oh he’s throwing fish at me he’s starting fishing this is gonna be the easiest boss battle

I have ever encountered mr noob oh oh oh oh the salmon the salmon the salmon the salmon the salmon chill chill chill chill chill get away get away you ugly pieces of salmon you do not belong in my diet back off i only eat the golden apples you peasant salmon actually needs to

Take a chill pill if you guys could please chill thank you thank you what why all right seriously where’d this noob go stop playing games where’d he go oh there he is there he is all right let me get some both shots on this dude what the flip

Hey cbd was slain by noob fish okay i’m actually about to die from the new fish bro bro bro take a chill pill i i am not gonna die by a fish if i die by a fish that is like a new level of low i’m eating an enchanted

Golden apple let me go take this new balance let me get some shots on him with this netherrice sword you probably ain’t never seen a netherized sword before he’s literally not taking damage first off i literally have a power 5 bow bro you are no match for me where i know i’m

What what why is this boat on accurate what is happening it’s the fish it’s the fish i blame the fish bro i literally can’t hit him with the boat what the flip it’s a noob can i hit him with my sword i can’t hit him with my sword he’s invincible he’s literally invincible

Aswd are you even helping me honestly bro are you even he’s not helping me of course he never does he never does that’s why i gave him the leather armor aswd where are you what are you doing are you literally sitting in a corner how do we defeat this guy aswd

This you should know how to defeat him this is like your god or whatever go smack him around with a fish or something make yourself useful this is literally you’re you’re like a dude you should know his weakness what is his weakness dude i’m getting beat up by

Fish right now this is ridiculous take a chill pill please i don’t like being slapped around with fishy fish plus you fish smell bad like really bad the salmon hit the salmon under mom wait is that your mom i’m so confused come here hey mom how are you doing

Where’s your little salmon at i’m in the salmon under mom it’s not working aswd it’s not flipping working maybe mom we all look the same great wonderful you have an awesome family what if i destroy oh did i do anything no he just disappeared where the flipped aswd

How am i supposed to defeat this noob what if he doesn’t like an axe oh he doesn’t like axes that doesn’t make any sense but the axe is doing a lot of damage wait the axe is doing so much damage that’s his weakness is an axe that’s so dumb

Okay we found one of his weaknesses asw why didn’t you tell me that you don’t like axes another right acts as your weakness that’s ridiculous i mean honestly if my weakness was an axe i would be a little nervous what is that did he just build a dirt statue hey

Mr noob would you like us some axe oh okay okay okay i’m trapped in a dirt blocks with them no this is not good this is not good come on come on come on go let’s go let’s go let’s go let’s go oh we’re doing so much damage right now

Oh and he’s gone we did so much damage good job aspd oh i’m sorry i didn’t mean to slap you i i thought you were him he’s literally protecting himself with dirt this is hilarious do i have a shovel yes i do i have a diamond shovel actually

Wow okay okay oh and he’s gonna come here mr noob i have a dirt shovel i don’t know if you knew that but i’m here your best friend is here oh oh yeah now you’re feeling frisky huh yeah look how much oh we’re not doing as

Much damage we need to do critical hits but i’m standing in water right now so it’s kind of difficult you realize dirt is not going to work forever you big ol dude oh yeah oh yeah look at that we got him down to half health

Mom get to the heart back when in dirt i know aswd i’m not dumb i know exactly what he’s doing whoa what the flip is that oh no you know what’s worse than minion baby zombies minion baby aswds i don’t like this one bit this is literally my worst nightmare

For dealing with this big old noob i better get a good prize like please at least a diamond ah this noob in his dirt little castle hello noob i don’t know if you realize i have a diamond shovel also he’s regenerating health that is baloney right there okay

Regeneration on health i know i have enchanted golden apples and all and i can regenerate my health but like for you that’s not fair go go go go hello aswd it’s your worst nightmare mr unspeakable here at your service oh my gosh we do so much damage

Oh hello minions you guys are literally useless you know that right all right go go go go damage damage let’s go let’s go yeah slop him around asw dude slap him around show mom who’s boss or dad or whatever this thing is to you i

Don’t even know dude if i don’t get at least one diamond out of this i’m gonna be triggered oh my gosh yo oh we got him down low he’s almost done he’s almost done he’s almost done he’s almost done hello mr noob hello oh you’re taking a little shortcut

Bet you didn’t expect that oh oh sleeve you should like being slapped around i don’t like when this noob regenerate up and he’s gone and he’s over there what is this oh yeah take that take that why is there multiple there’s multiple what the [ __ ] he make

Fakes i know i know which one is the real one we’ll never know they’re all kind of fake honestly they’re really ugly where’d he go he’s over there dude why is this dude always spawn on the opposite side i really hate i have to run across and

Parkour if you could just make it easier that would be wonderful all right we gotta kill all the fakes kill all the fakes kill the fix hurry hurry little noob i’m gonna eat another golden apple how you like it when i eat the golden apple big ol noobie noob noob yeah take that’s

A big old newbie number what up oh this is the real one this is the real one yeah i found you it wasn’t too hard to find you your bigger noob yo this battle is kind of crazy and i’m not gonna lie aswd i kind of underestimated your uh mom

Or dad whatever whatever this thing is yeah kind of underestimated he’s uh he’s pretty tough okay i hate this whole fake thing going around it’s kind of annoying oh the real one’s up there oh dude i almost got him look at his health look at his health it’s so

Low go go go go go go go go go this is the real one you can tell because the particles around him oh nope he just transferred he’s over there now go go go go go go go go this is it this is it this is it one more it one more yes

We did it we did it we beat the noob what did we get come on where’s the fireworks where’s the celebration where is it at what is this what what what do we get is there nothing well why did it it took all my stuff where’s the diamonds at aswd do you see

Any diamonds down there is that is that there’s nothing what the flip okay well i’m gonna take all my stuff back i guess all i got was cod there’s nothing there’s no prize we did just defeat a noob noobs don’t normally have a lot of stuff i should

Have known i should’ve known i was gonna get scammed aswd we are going to take over this temple and rename it as ours i call it unspeakable i think that’s a good name right don’t you think i have fun that’s good how did you that’s good great you got more fish

Wonderful you must be happy you got a good prize and i got well i mean i got another right armor i’m not complaining well this is the new unspeakable temple ladies and gentlemen thank you for watching me defeat aswd even though mr aswd himself didn’t really help very much but it was

An awesome fight if you want to see more boss battles leave a like on this video and we will try to beat the aswd ender dragon next till then i’ll see you guys next time peace