US Presidents Play Modded Minecraft 33

All right Gamers welcome back to another epic episode of modded Minecraft today I want to work on going to the precasian dimension from the Advent of Ascension mod which let’s see here uh oh okay all I have to do is gather all saplings from the Overworld trees to get their sounds

Easy enough bruh we have 300 mods installed isn’t there like over 500 different trees in the Overworld I only need the vanilla saplings to go to the procasia dimension you oh well anyways today I want to go to the nether because I need some quartz for this cool looking Matic that mines three

By three radius which sounds dope wow Joe after 32 sessions you’re finally going to the nether Maybe by episode 100 you’ll finally make it to the end Dimension why would I want to go to the end Dimension because I hear your mom flies around there are you insinuating

That my mom is a dragon what else would I be insinuating I don’t know okay let’s see I gotta find some damn obsidian down here since I lost my nether pet which teleports me to the nether instantly so now I gotta make a stupid portal why don’t you make a

Portal to the dimension where you don’t your pants every five minutes oh here we go with the pants jokes you know it’s really disturbing you love to joke about my poop Don it’s like you love my or something why would I love your if I could just on a

Toilet and be reminded of you instantly looks like you woke up with a dirty mind again this morning yeah well you woke up without a mind this morning looks like I’m playing with five-year-olds again but anyways the first thing I want to do today is go back to the Trump Dimension

And get more of those inverted leliation grass blocks with my silk touch picks since Joe thought I wouldn’t like the design in my house but I did okay you don’t always have to call it the Trump Dimension you stupid maybe I wouldn’t have to call it that if you

Stop dunking your face in a bucket of orange paint every day how about you dunk your wife in a bucket of estrogen hey at least Michelle is more manly than you Don uh are you sure that’s even possible maybe not shut the up you stupid I’m getting sick and

Tired of you butt wipes talking about my wife being sick and tired is Joe’s job hey oh hey a brick building I could mine the out of this structure so I have enough bricks to finish off my ceiling I finished your mom on a ceiling last night heyo Jesus Christ a

Kindergartner could have a more intellectual conversation than with your immature ass Joe what the is a kitten Gardener is that someone who Gardens kittens or something for God’s sake Joe I said kindergartner not kitten Gardener you deaf piece of get some goddamn hearing aids I don’t want AIDS

Come on where the are the jungles and Savannahs in dark oak forests and I want to get this over with so I can go to the precaution Dimension today before Joe Falls the asleep like he usually does yeah no I’ve never actually fell asleep during these sessions

Most of the time I can hold out for two hours and then I’ll take a nap when we finish up sleepy Joe we’ve never been able to finish a session if we did we would record for five hours and get two epic god tier videos out every day but

Instead you’re sleepier than a 100 year old man drinking two gallons of Nyquil I mean at least most one 100 year olds have a somewhat functioning brain unlike Joe shut the up Barrick wait what my silk touch pick wasn’t picking up the actual grass blocks what is this

maybe you need a silk touch shovel to get those upside down Trump grass blocks is that what you used to put them in my house honestly I don’t remember honestly that’s very typical of you to not remember too bad I can’t forget what Michelle looks like who boy

Does that scary face haunt me in my sleep whoa why the is there a random sheep down here in this cave damn bro I didn’t know Jill was a cave Explorer shut the up whoa a block randomizer I don’t know what that means but it gives me a funny idea let’s

go I finally found a Savannah Biome holy crap this tiny little island is as big as Joe’s brain but luckily all I need is one Acacia sapling I don’t think Joe’s brain is as big as a tiny Island Don that’s an insult to the definition of an island if

Anything his brain is smaller than one grain of sand shut the hell up Eric all right I guess all I got to do is get this water here to pour onto that lava lake so I can get some stupid obsidian I don’t think it’s fair to call obsidian

Stupid when you yourself is more stupid than a bag of screwdrivers in fact obsidian is a highly regarded protective Stone known for its ability to block absorb and transform negative energy just like yourself you and your crazy speeches Don says the guy that can barely read a teleprompter let’s

go now what does this weird thing do wait what it didn’t do anything oh okay now that is actually pretty damn cool and funny all right time to go to this hellhole I thought a hell hole was the hole I was inside when I was with

Your mom last night oh for sake done oh where the hell am I off you stupid spider oh I must have ended up at barrick’s stupid portal well what the is that thing haha I love this tool let’s go I got a jungle sapling now I just gotta

Find a dark oak forest and then hope I find a birch and Spruce Tree on the way back home just don’t get an orange tree sapling because Lord knows you got enough orange all over your face butt munch oh it’s my mom sounds like her too and speaking of your

Mom damn it why can’t I find a dark oak forest wait what the is that holy no way what happened I found a woodland Mansion holy that’s pretty cool since they’re more rare than days where you aren’t orange you mind dropping cords to where it’s at so I

Could collect some totems of undying no you find at your damn self I know you suck balls at Minecraft that you need a bunch of totems since you die all the time but Finders Keepers losers weepers I could just watch the video and look at the chords on the

Mini-map in the top right corner as if you’re going to remember to actually watch back the video by the time it comes out I guess you’re right damn it all right I think that’s enough damage for now this is so beautiful all right what’s in here

Looks like there was a chest here but it just did some oh hey a dark ax that has a ton more durability than my diamond ax do I really need to hear your boring commentary Don that’s weird I don’t seem to recall asking for your old ass permission to

Commentate all right I guess for now I’ll have sleepy kill some mobs since I don’t know what else to do well you could work on getting a better face look who’s talking wait a minute where the are the vindicators and evokers at maybe they’re up your ass man you

Must really love things being up people’s asses don’t you Barrick maybe from time to time oh nice there’s a random portal here I guess I’ll just light it up and go back home watch a laughing about oh nothing I just rearranged a few things that needed to be rearranged for entertainment purposes

Hmm that sounds pretty sus too bad I didn’t find this Mansion earlier otherwise I could have just made this my new base instead of building a new one judging by your first house that would have been a smarter thing to do shut the up you’re just salty I found

A woodland mansion and you didn’t well I wasn’t really looking for one to begin with but yeah I’m a little salty you won’t share the chords okay you know what fine my chords are as follows my ex’s 8284 and my Z is minus 2228. good luck with remembering those

Numbers sleepy Joe I didn’t even get a chance to write them down then try to remember watching the video when it comes out I’m not watching these stupid ass videos whoa where the did I just spawn I feel like that’s what you say every time you get out of a plane Joe that

Only happened four times where I didn’t know where I was when I got out of a plane Joe you never know where the hell you are well I always know when I’m inside of your mom oh for sake Joe I guess I spawned in some sort of dungeon

Holy that is some god tier loot this is the strangest staircase I’ve ever seen wouldn’t the strangest staircase be the one where Joe can actually climb up enter down since 99 of the time he can’t do that on one shut the up Barrick oh Jesus Christ oh I could just get

A dark oak sapling from this tree over here let’s go I got one now all I need is a birch and Spruce sapling oh this biome looks disgusting and depressing oh so it’s the Joe Biden biome shut up you dingus holy that’s a lot of trump replicas

Why do I get the feeling you chop down an orange tree for yet another repetitive and overly done orange joke about me I did but it wasn’t a joke it’s just straight up facts well what the kind of Creeper is this looks as gray as Jill’s meatloaf I’ve eaten the

out of Jill’s meatloaf once and it was pretty fishy shut up Don oh what did he drop whoa gravity Dynamite I’m gonna have to use that for something funny in the future wow I found a Woodland Mansion B4 I found a goddamn birch tree

Now I just got to find a spruce sapling and I can go to that new dimension oh Jesus Christ oh what the is this I have a funny feeling you did this Barrick I did I was inspired by how random the words and sentences are in your speeches and decided to make 90

Of the blocks of your house randomized oh my God how the hell did you do all this in such a short amount of time I have my ways damn it it’s going to take me so damn long to fix this why the hell did you do this well I mean

You didn’t have to pave my entire yard and force me to replace every single dirt block I thought we were finally done the prank war but you decided to start it up again let I found some random SuperCraft well no one cares this is I have to like redo my entire

house again cry more loser let’s go I finally have the precasian railstone don’t care didn’t ask oh hey the portal looks like my blonde and Luscious Hair your hair is as luscious as a steaming pile of garbage but my hair doesn’t look like your family hey

Oh I could just double the amount of bricks I have so I can finally have enough to finish my ceiling how do you double your Bricks by turning them into slabs oh there we go now I finally have a real Farm building instead of just having one laying out in the open for

Mobs to trample speaking of trampoline did you hear the story of the man who was trampled to death by a wild pig because I’ll tell you Michelle was a real boar Joe you suck at telling jokes my guy Barrick Joe is the joke huh that’s actually Loki true oh shut up you nerds

go I finally finished my god tier now it’s time to go into the precasia dimension actually guys I gotta go Jill just got some with some ice cream cones from Dairy Queen so I’ll see you dip shits later damn it Joe I wanted to go into

This new dimension well I’m going to go into your mom’s Dimension later tonight nerd oh for sake Joe Thank you