Vitalapee vs. Psychotic Minecraft Player

This is a story of a psychopath named prince xan who sent me this message telling me to find this sign somewhere on this Minecraft world and that I was about to embark on a journey that would take days but this guy didn’t do this for no reason you see it all started in

August when I hadn’t seen or talked to this guy in months so I said I wanted to catch up and when we did he was being well psychotic so I put together a list of people that I want to kill um here hold on let me read out the list okay so

People who need to die via Prince Zam jumper who Vitality mid mytic force of it Planet Lord Leo it subs so yeah that’s my list let’s let’s take a couple steps back Prince Sam this is my first time seeing you I thought we were um

Were what kill you so I called up the gang and killed him like a scary spider you see in your bathroom this is what Prince samam sent me he said find this and and that’s all he sent me I saw online a lot yesterday like he was on

Fck a lot of hours yesterday so there’s definitely some insane thing that’s about to happen I I have a pretty good guess guesstimate on where it is I think it is in my hole in in my my base hole what is Zim doing in your hole no no all right dude

I’m so I’m so curious okay it could either be a trap it could be a player trap as in like everyone ambushes us but it could also be an elaborate ARG that he wants to pull off or kind of stupid and he actually wants to do something inged and elaborate it

Could be that too yeah okay all right Leo are you taking the front on this I I I don’t mind it yeah all right Leo is our contingency and runes is our backup like double backup the bomb this guy’s the bomb squad bro can you I love you just stay there

Like his life is Expendable you’re like Leo you’re the first one wa TNT Minecarts on my pie chart they TNT Minecarts on my pie chart bro that oh wait I found it yeah that the sign’s literally right there so there’s like Max like 20 30 mine carts which is a

Lot um yeah I love how you said that like Max 30 as if like that won’t kill you and everything kill everyone um on was that a if it’s anything it’s going to be skull right so it doesn’t matter how close we get well I’m I’m putting I’m shooting arrows in the in

The direction and nothing you can so here’s what I’m think oh oh something happen I did it I deed the missile what was that that was like nothing was that trap the mine cart’s went away um that wa wait wait I see something I see something I see something I see

Something I see something oh some someone’s in here someone’s init here there he’s right behind he’s behind there’s a there’s a portal here invis there’s a portal here in invisible yeah I swear I just saw him like for a second there’s gas TI here and experience in a

Lever yeah he was here he he’s running this way towards spawn he’s running towards spawn he’s there I don’t see him but I know he’s here I know he’s here that that wasn’t even a trap that couldn’t have even killed anyone yeah that wouldn’t have killed anyone got be

Like he’s got to know wouldn’t have killed anyone what the heck okay so if that was a fake guy would he be trying to pull off our tactic of bring him or bring us to a location yeah are we supposed to chase him so you said I

Could log off what’s next I don’t know I’m back at home that’s such a lie he definitely isn’t he’s definitely like hiding in he was on for way too much just for that to be what it was I know what’s happening here yeah dude what the heck you guys need a

Hand yeah let’s take the H let’s take the hand just know this isn’t the end of your journey I’m assuming it is in fact in the end no that means it is the end bro bro I’m not going into the so you saw him you saw him right

Yeah yeah I I saw him I saw him he you saw his face and but he didn’t go in okay he’s probably like he’s probably underground somewhere did we blow him off I don’t oh did we accident blow up the sign oh was there a sign there was

There was there maybe a sign on the platform that like blew up that would that wouldn’t really make sense okay um so bro tried to be a little cryptic and and it fail this is just me the location I’ll give a riddle hold on hold on I I got no see he gave

Me the location now I got to think of a riddle bro okay how about this a familiar place that ended in irony um irony oh wait bag yeah it’s the egg it’s the egg let’s go back easy easy easy bro bro yeah Loki I I I have a feeling this

Is gonna and in like a big fight yeah no this is literally they’re going to log on and they’re going to jump Us in the same way we tried pull off the same exact thing no that that’s literally what they’re going to do I swear I’m like so certain okay

So so I’m right in front of the egg next egg I see oh I see y’all I see diamond ores is that normal oh hi oh I do see the diamond should we pre-ot this yeah probably pre-ot the long pots and then just keep strength on you watch out there there’s open open

Aira is it at the very top of the egg do we have to go all the way up there I don’t know what what did he say you said dragon EG get spawn all right it’s probably on the very top hi he said hi okay I’m like basically at the top I

Don’t know what literally nothing I’m calling it The Dragon clue what the hell is the dragon clue a goose hunt I don’t bro bro okay so we have to go to Gucci gang okay so if we’re going to Gucci gang that’s like there’s like a 5050 chance the whole Squad is going to

Log on let’s just do it let’s just do it what I think about I’m like 100% sure they’re going to try to fight us cuz he’s trying to he’s trying to wait out Leo he’s trying to make Leo clog off that’s my guess yeah I honestly think so

But like I just can’t I just can’t I’m sorry like I’m supposed to be going this dinner right now but like this is this is so good more important having valuable lifetime experience social or Minecraft time pick one exactly all right we going Squad up uh yeah one

Second uh wait wait wait wait wait wait wait I want to Squad be up bro okay yeah they’re all bot A Lot G so be ready yeah on just a second ago he probably like accidentally logged on yeah yeah he’s probably jittering so fast what makes you think they’re all

Going to log in cuz that’s what we yeah okay let’s po let’s po everyone Corner um I don’t see mine carts I’m out of blast radius so I don’t I see Hopper mine cart I see mine cart but no TNT mine cart did anyone go in their base and check that I did

No I’m up on the I didn’t do it very thoroughly though in the base okay um we’re here I don’t see anything all right all right uh guys come with me inside the base oh okay I found I found the I found the signs I found the signs

Okay he says minitech is mid my skill is really big if you want the next hint You must travel to the land of buried glint bro is an MPC I swear he is he’s literally actually the most NBC like let’s land of buried glint glint is like

Like is like Enchanted armor is he talking about like buried gear like where’s buried gear is he talking about his pirate stuff like buried treasure wait oh like just to make it rhyme he said buried glint I can pull up the coordinates we can go there let’s invis

Let real quick over here so how it works is that if you put something in this furnace or one of these furnaces and it burns I’ll replace this later oh there we okay what is this gravel B I don’t trust that man oh no this this looks familiar this is definitely yeah it’s

Down here it’s down here all right um I guess I’ll go first bro I’m down come down you got this bro no I threw my t t trap okay it failed it failed miserably it failed get him he’s NE portaling out he’s just NE portal I see him I see him

I see go through he’s out he’s out nothing here nothing here dude why are his trap so dooky why is he so bad he literally regular TNT blocks so bad B bro just blew up his entire base for nothing and no one got hurt no one like

Half a heart of damage yeah dude I want you to know Vitaly I am not an OP I apologize I did not know those was down there you got this it’s all I just like I hit you and I hear Minch go no wait there’s a TNT

Trap down here I’m like oh where to next or was that supposed okay I actually genuinely think that’s all he planned us yeah no obviously not obviously not guys it was TNT my base not to kill someone no I wouldn’t kill all my villagers and every

Everything I had no no just for the giggles no it’s not over he’s going to say like just wait till tomorrow and then he’s going to spend the next day putting dooky traps up again you blew up the clue again what do you mean you did huh okay listen we’ve learned a lot

We’ve learned that Prince Sam is still very insane and very stupid all right I’m going through first all right I don’t see anything iart uh no mine carts no mine carts all right let us find this thing what what is wrong with this man this guy’s like it’s not even like he’s

Threatening or anything he’s just like the weird guy in the corner making a riddle I have a riddle for you it’s this is an old sign I just found an old sign this I just have no idea what his end goal is here I I sometimes you just

Don’t question it and just be thankful for the journey attention are we supposed to find a sign oh I found it where’s it at oh oh wow bro I want I hate I hate him I hate him I literally hate what it say what it say what it say

Yo let’s go follow me follow me okay you’re just going to take us where it is dude he said start from the beginning oh my God I don’t what is this guy on what if Zam an automated NPC and he’s just he’s just traveling around tell I’m just

Going to go out on a limb I’m just going to go out on a limb vitality and assume that you don’t like this this Prince Zam guy I I don’t I don’t based on a few certain comments and definitely not place I have a I have a suspicion that

You don’t like this guy in fact I have a I have a scientific hypothesis do not like this guy I’m more samples he’s like keep making us going circles and circles oh life seal Works in Cycles going be some nerd Emoji bro y’all ready this could be the finale

Here wa I’m I’m I’m like a second away no dude we’re behind you we no no no are you guys behind me what you should have said anything by Telly it would have been so funny for him to just expect he was late to the party we and we were I

Was going to make him feel left out and we were taking a poetic stance on the mountain we were oh well you I was looking at Twitter all right ready check this out all right I’m going to be on the surface anything in the explosion

Area not that I see but I’d expect it to be here or is it in Che the check check the Camelot area not the same base I guess bro okay it’s definitely camot it’s it’s a it’s got a camot bro what is per oh I think

Win we did it this was a trust test so what are the chances people are going to start of log in on now oh very very high so ready I would actually love to do that so I could take his Hearts I’m not going to lie we should just kill him

Before he starts killing us with other people I think we should just get out of here we we respect his kill him kill him kill him oh my god dude bro where’d he go on us on him on him stay on him no matter what okay yeah yeah yeah keep going keep

Going oh wow got him dang that was all what was that 0.07 seconds that’s the reaction speed that saved my life oh my God that you look the arrow is right there like it’s going through the mineart got that like a 10th of a second you would

Have been dead it’s going through the mine cart as I break it I didn’t realize how close that was and 20 seconds that’s how long Prince M survived after attempting to end my life WP WP GG’s