Adopting a Baby in Minecraft! (The Digital Circus)

Jax we’ve been sitting here for 30 minutes it’s never going to turn on I’m telling you gar I bought it for like 300 bucks it’s going to turn on no this TV never works oh my gosh but I want to watch my TV shows oh my gosh dude see

This is why I never had movie night with you oh whatever get pomy or something I’m going to go to The Pantry I’m hungry oh my gosh what the heck wait wait py what’s wrong what are you doing my mom she’s expecting a baby wait wait your mom is expecting a baby wait

Pomy first of all I didn’t even know you had a mom wait okay I have to tell Jax this news come here wait what no put me down I’m too embarrassed Jack Jack what do you want Cara come out of the pantry you fat so look pomy has some big news

To tell us my mom is expecting a baby and I don’t know how to act like a big sister Hy your mom’s expecting a baby yeah I don’t care I’m I’m going home okay G what should I do wait no Jax you are not going home come back here you

Dumb buddy no leave me alone ja come on we have to be there for pomy H I guess you’re right all right pomy tell us all about it so you’re going to be a big sister yeah but I don’t know how to be a

Big sister oh well um Jax are you a big sister what do you think no you’re you’re a man pomy you’re just being dramatic all you have to do is just play with the baby and take care of it but but but guys I never played with the

Baby before okay okay relax relax pomy we can help you uh is it a boy or a girl I don’t know we should be having a gender reveal party tonight you guys should get a huge carrot cake and the color inside can be the gender Jack no

No poy I think that’s a great idea and you know who I think has a cake it’s the rat guys we should go talk to the rat about this I think he’d be excited to know that you’re having a little sister pomy it better not taste like cheese

Okay guys the rat is normally here why is he not taking his morning bath I don’t know oh Cara he’s down there wait what hey hey rat get him out oh my God oh my gosh are you okay uh I got you uh oh my god get it py Okay chill out okay are you good rat I cough it up buddy how did he even get in there was my morning bath drowned as a hole in the water he takes his morning baths but I guess today he just drowned okay rat come on we got something to

Tell you it’s really good news tummy tummy no it’s bad news Hy thinks it’s bad news but we’re trying to convince her it’s good news come on come on tell me okay so basically I’m having a little sister St brother I don’t know oh py that’s not bad news that’s good news I

Know right dude you’re going to be uncle rat I don’t know guys I think I need your help what if it runs aways what if it dies oh don’t worry py the rat and Jack got you settled I have a bingo contest I’m late too it’s okay it’s okay it’s okay wa

What do you mean oh my gosh Pine put me down yeah gu you can’t get out of this said you told me the news what do you want me for well R we what if you had a cake that we could use for a gender a

Cuz we don’t know if it’s a boy or a girl okay okay but go bad news uh I don’t have a cake I just have cheese what you don’t have a cake of course you only have cheese okay that’s what I eat why would we ask a rat for a cake he’s

Not a baker what am I going to do guys pomy relax relax stop being so stressed baby girl we got you right guys I mean I can make you a cheesecake okay let’s not worry about the cake right now guys let’s go and get pomy some treat

Training okay she needs to learn how to take care of kids what do I do pomy relax you can’t act like a kid if you want to take care of kids you have to act like a grownup uh okay how are we supposed to help when

The baby’s not even born yet gar that’s exactly what I mean we’re going to go to the park where there are tons of kids and we can practice on some of them let’s go what do you mean by then are you guys ready to take care of a

Baby yes oh I can’t go into the park oh I don’t like kids they keep grabbing me and touching me and what that is the weirdest fear I’ve ever heard of yeah I’m not going to lie that’s pretty weird well guys let’s go inside the park maybe there’s a kid we

Can practice on let’s go py what they bite me G there’s no kids here I don’t think they go outside anymore uh py there’s a kid over there on the swings wait what he looks so cute oh my gosh py there’s a kid you can practice on ah why

Are you so tall Mr purple guy Are you a pople he called you a popsicle Jack hey he’s mean hello little guy hi wait pomy okay okay hold on guys I need to pep talk pomy be right back little kid okay let me go all right pomy listen

This is your time to shine as a big sister you can finally practice before the baby arrives okay wait py you’re not even nervous nothing uh a little bit but I think I can handle this he’s so cute hey baby what’s your name uh my name’s

Billy B your name is Billy Bob oh he so cute B wo a flower oh no hey hey hey stop stop stop no no flowers for you Billy Bob oh my gosh guys I can’t even carrying me so small a who carryed me I’mma carry you

Come here Billy Bob hey stop it Cara okay Billy Bob what do you want to play I think we should play tag let’s play tag guys everybody down yeah yes but who’s it not it it not it I guess I’m it ah one okay everybody run don’t jump in the water get over

Here don’t jump in the water guys oh my gosh Billy Bob come here Billy bom I got you I got you dude pom’s not going to get you come here ouch I’m it I’m it come here pomy come here baby girl you’re it guys

Don’t touch me no no no Billy Bob I got you no please don’t please I can’t r as fast as you guys my legs are so small okay fine I’ll put you down yo wait Billy Bob’s it oh no oh no Billy Bob don’t get me please here come here

Gosh this kid’s so annoying Jack stop being a buzz kill be quiet Jack come here come here the blue come here no no not me hey oh my gosh I it get away from me I don’t know where your fingers have been n come here Jack come

Here you’re it oh my gosh I don’t want to play this game anymore oh my gosh wait you can’t get hey wait wait wait wait Billy BM you’re going to get hurt get down from there oh not it’s not even that far oh my gosh pomy come on you’re

Big sister you have to save him he’s stuck up there don’t worry belly Bob it’s kind to fall down I can’t get down oh my gosh Jack get him you’re tall guys I got him hold on ja didn’t even get him oh my gosh pni great job thank you

You’re like the best big sister I ever had but I don’t don’t have one a py you hear that he doesn’t have a sister maybe you can be his sister a wait actually I think you should be his mom hey Billy Bob you got any moms oh no she just Dr

Me off the part oh can now here a she dropped him off at the park oh no Jax you should be his dad I guess that’d be pretty cool wait what we didn’t agree to this girl guys what do you think will happen if I go into the water Hy don’t

Worry okay you already saved him he would have fell hey hey no Billy Bob no water no water why it looks cool no water you’re making noo sounds I want to go in no no no blo no jeck what you hit me okay guys stop stop you are the worst parents ever

Up Hy get away from me I’m hiding guys stop stop stop keep throw him in listen guys what Cara if you guys are going to be parents you guys have to be very responsible and loving to Billy Bob here where’s Billy Bob where did Billy Bob

Go oh there he is okay Billy Bob look dude I know they’re really mean but they’ve never been parents before so give them some time okay okay yeah come on Billy Bob all right guys where should we go next wait Billy Bob why are you naked well I don’t have any clothes oh

No he’s going to get c car what did we do let’s go to the mall and get him some clothes yeah you’re right the mall I never been to the mall before car can you pay for the clothes I’m kind of broke okay Billy Bob come on out okay

Guys what do you think what do you think oh my gosh W he’s drippy he look so cute yeah my little boy is drippy let’s go son wait son yeah I know Jack’s picked them out wao that’s some nice drip Jacks No Cap okay we’ll take it uh I don’t

Think there’s any cashier to thank you come on let’s go all right okay guys where are we going now uh Billy Bob what do you want to do next I’m kind of hungry can we go to um McDonald’s no we got McDonald’s at home yeah we do come

On okay guys come on it’s his first day at the mall let’s take him to McDonald’s let’s get him a Big Mac yeah come on fine all right come on Billy Bob we’ll take it to McDonald’s my boy come on oh oh McDonald’s McDonald chicken nuget

Chicken nuget all right son come on come over and sit over here okay oh my gosh guys uh wait why is there no workers I guess we got to take some food all right let’s go let’s go don’t be too long hi Billy Bob we’re going to get you some

Food uh okay guys let’s see here uh let me look in the furnaces whoa guys I found 64 Happy Meals 64 here Jax you can have one give that to Billy Bob okay hey give me one okay pomy you can have a Happy Meal there you can have tons of

Them guys let’s go give this to Billy Bob oh my gosh it’s hi Billy Bob we got you some Happy Meals yay wow this is so sick you guys are really cool parents Jackson PNE thank you thank you yeah I guess we are kind of cool yeah now sit down everybody let’s

See but girl I don’t know if I can finish the whole thing oh my gosh guys Jack’s py we need to wait for Billy Bob to finish all his food come up with something I don’t know I can’t take this anymore Hy come back oh my gosh why’d

She go away PNE come on you can’t be all nervous I better hide pomy how are you ever going to be a good sister if you can’t even raise Billy Bob I don’t know car I’m just really nervous do you need someone to talk to what maybe a Happy

Meal will fix your problem I have some turn that frown upside down it’s okay pomy Jax will get him to finish his food oh my gosh he already finished it m your feet kind of ttin but I finished my food hey ja get off of the chair your feet

Stink he said but wait Billy Bob you finish her food well I promised him ice cream if you finish all his food so ice cream ice cream ice cream G you’re going to have to pay for that too yeah come on oh my gosh what the heck well at least

They finish his food guys jack you’re a genius thank you guys so much for this ice cream is so good oh my gosh guys the ice cream looks so delish can I have some oh no I finished it no gar Gar you’re a teenager you don’t need ice

Cream fine I I guess I am on a diet anyways and plus it’s already gone it’s in my tummy ice cream it was so good oh can I have another one he’s so hyper yeah he is no no no more ice cream no more you can’t tell them what to do Hy

Ew did you poop your diaper I had a little accident it smells horrible h let’s go get him changed okay here we are at the grocery store there’s so many cool stuff in here all right G listen we’re only getting diapers for Billy Bob no dilly-dallying okay yeah Kaa okay fine

Wao guys stay here while I get these diapers okay okay bye honey okay pomy watch these two idiots I won’t walk around I promise I can smell the cake I can smell it too but how are we going to get in and get some it’s so it’s so far

Y I really want some you want to see a little trick uh yeah I want to see a trick what wa how’d you do that oh my gosh I want to walk through your too sh keep it down keep it down keep it down Bonnie

Keep it down Billy Bob let’s make a run for it how you guys St that guys I got the diapers uh what did Billy Bop do uh he stole some cakes I definitely was not a part of it Billy poop oh my gosh where’d he go there he is get out of

There mister you tricked us okay did we get the diapers Jacks yeah we got him hopefully he doesn’t take a poooo anymore now the question is who’s going to change him uh I should get over here no I don’t want to I don’t want to you’re not going to get at this Mister

You know what take that I why you throw your dirty diaper on me stop stop I don’t want to dang what’s going on GAR I think your son is messing with pomy dude he’s not letting her change him stop putting cake on your butt crab all right we need to take care

Of this okay fine okay fine all right there you go oh never mind he’s behaving he’s behaving did you get his diaper changed yeah he put cake in his butt crack hey Poppy that’s nasty all right he’s done sorry Mommy you guys want to go to a water park a water park that

Sounds so cool yes please yes yes water water Tomy that sounds a bit expensive I’m not sure we have enough Motion in the ocean for that ah you’re right gar do you have enough motion of course I do let’s go water park water park water park yeah let’s go water park water park

This is going to be so fun guys yeah hey I mean as long as gar is paying here we are at the water park W yay water P wo this is so cool oh my gosh look at all these rides and it’s completely empty wo look at the purple one wow this is

Awesome I want to go on the purple one mhm purple but I want to go on the green one pomy you know what they say like father like son fine all right guys are you ready me and Jax are going to go with in a boat come on Jack all right

Car let’s go wait wait wait I want to make sure they go down safely first let’s go okay bye guys bye ah I can’t believe I’m the man of a family now yeah relax dude you’re still a bunny let’s go Jack this is going to be so fun

Wo yeah this is awesome gar yo J I can see your purple feet get those out of my face dude hey it’s not my fult okay smell them gar smell them e wo jackon you see that I’m the best driver ever yeah great job gar okay what

Do you guys want to do next what do you guys want to do next I think there’s a circus and a ferris wheel Circus Circus all right circus it is then let’s go momy aren’t you from the circus don’t don’t say that yep me and your mother are from this place Billy

Bob does that mean you’re a clown yeah come on wo okay guys look we’re going to watch a circus performance who do you guys think is going to perform today let’s just sit here oh I don’t know maybe an elephant maybe an elephant I don’t know let’s see

Let’s see wait a minute the lights just turned off who is that person I think it’s the rat wait what the rat hello everyone he me the rat will do the cheese RNG of fire did he say hi gar ain’t no way he’s going to do

The cheese Ring of Fire what if he gets burnt everyone count from five five four 3 2 1 oh my gosh he’s doing it yo he just did it oh my gosh that’s so cool r r can I get an autograph whoa he just disappeared did

You guys see that oh where did he go I don’t know oh wait a minute guys where did where did Billy Bob go I don’t know he was just here oh no we got to fight him oh my gosh no Billy Bop where do you guys think he went Billy

Bop Billy Bop dude where could he be oh I have an idea I think he went back to the water park maybe you wanted to try the other slides I think I would be a bad mother it’s sister no it’s okay buy it’s okay we’ll

Find Billy Bob hey Jax any luck oh no uh Jack’s probably still looking for him either that or he’s trying out the water slides by himself wait Billy Bob hi a Billy Bob dude what were you doing under here you had us worried sick I was

Scared of the Rat he kind of scared me S I left a yeah the rat is pretty scary yeah anyways we should probably go tell Jackson we found Billy Bob he’s probably still looking for him in the water park yeah come on jackon Jackson wait what

The heck wait who are you oh hi I lost my son you lost your son um I could be your son baby girl ew you’re nasty no I lost my son named Jackson Jack Jackson I don’t think he’s anywhere here miss lady I’m telling you you’re not going to find your son

Jackson there you are what are you on about lady hey uh that’s my son mom they kidnapped me wait a minute you kidnapped my son no I didn’t wait py you kidnapped her son wait a minute no she didn’t this is my son wait a minute Jackson where

Did this lady take you uh they took me for the park oh my gosh I left you at the park and some people kidnpped you you guys are evil yeah no lady we didn’t kidnap your son what what no he just came to us no you’re evil and what are

These ugly clothes you put him in get away ah Jackson py that’s not your son okay no stop now get away from me my son or else I call the cops but I I thought he was my son and uh I I kidnapp was B it’s okay oh my gosh

Jackson that guy smelled like Ching yeah he hangs around a rat and he kind of St thanks whatever let’s go home py I mean I I think you did a pretty good job I think you’d be a great big sister um yeah you’re right any sign of Jack’s

Pomy I still can’t find him guys I’m jining do you hear something no I don’t hear anything you want to go home yeah I think he’s back at home come on guys I can’t swim I’m in the water bney did you fart no go so far I must be hearing

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