Date Disaster at Echospire Academy

Do we just stay here do we sit down wait wait I’m taking five okay welcome to the greatest experience you’ll have dining oo 3 feet from the sea welcome to the Salty spatoon oo I like the name so this one does have a name okay that’s cool it’s

Not just restaurant restaurant and even more restaurants how many why would we sell restaurants oh I I don’t food food and even more food no that was the first place sandwiches of course of course not that was sandwiches not food but believe it or not they sell

Sandwiches so we’ll take yeah two menus and seats for two okay yes please follow follow me following right here right right right here okay you’ll have a front row seat for our nightly entertainment oh there’s entertainment this place is nice I’m taking it is isn’t it yeah I’ve been here I think

Once before last year but oh well um is it good um from what I’ve had it’s it’s good yeah I don’t really eat out very often yet you know on the boat we fish we fish yeah it’s kind of kind of hard I’d imagine to

Get fast food on a boat well yeah I you’d get it I mean You’ probably s all the time right brother D um I no actually I haven’t been on a boat before youve you you’ve never been on a boat but you’re the daughter of Poseidon have you never been on a

Boat oh well I mean I’ve never met my father so kind of hard to really do much when I have a human mom that raised us so oh you were raised by you’ve never met him he Gods no I just hear terrible things about these you know these Greek gods and all

These other ones you know I’ve met my father I they busy you have yeah I was invited to noatun to meet him and he was telling me how my destiny was to conquer the ocean and he’s so proud of me and I will be the greatest of them

He was really biging it up it’s such a big deal that I must honor that of my father you know he respected me enough to to allow me to see and I never knew my mother I was just kind of raised on the sea different Crews learning the sea so

Yeah I’ve met him can’t believe you have’t that’s really cool I thought the gods were all very busy but I suppose they do sometimes have time depending on the pantheon of course sounds like depending if they care my father cares but how do you know if you’ve never met

Him well I mean Damian’s going to be full of of the ocean at least that’s what his fate was so is he though cuz I mean I’m right here and as much as Fate’s telling him that he will succeed fate can tell me something completely different and it will change

It I mean I suppose that’s true but I mean you you you know your fate you know your fate right I feel like I heard that I I yes I do know my fate yeah I as feral so kindly informed you yeah um I I

Remember so you know your face yes is it good it it’s certainly something it’s to find the treasure in the sea so there’s that can’t hate treasure in the sea but you know it’s not spectacular I guess it’s not great not spectacular to be an over glorified metal detector for

The rest of my life but that’s one way to put it it’s not Damian’s fate but you know maybe if you you know looked at things differently and don’t worry Damian’s not going to fulfill his fate anyway so there’s always a place on the ocean for you when I rule

It um thank you I suppose we’ll see in the future when whenever you guys have to do that yeah are we going to get uh menus anytime soon what what’s the way there’s like no one here there there’s those two I think they’re both taking breaks that’s when we tip them very very

Handsome we did we did tip them yes someone will be out to take your order shortly and it won’t be me oh you know I had there was entertainment too I haven’t seen any ENT what I think did you do to those guys to whose guys what guys the staff here we

Um we gave them a record sales day yeah we we bought stuff and then tipped them very well mhm hi I’m hi I’m I’m Oasis um who I you um I am Cynthia you care to introduce yourself I’m just a bug up B uh is that like a full name bug on the

Wall or is it is it kind of like bham on SE bug on wall yeah no is it kind of no I was going to say yes I thought that would make a joke oh oh okay I’m not good with humor no you are not that’s perfectly okay it’s not everybody’s strong

Suit so so what brings you to um The Salty SP Splatoon Splatoon I think it’s Splatoon yes we’re just around getting to know the area things like that cool um uh thanks these menus oh yeah looks like it here we already ordered so don’t worry uh oh thank

You they didn’t even say hello they he just threw it at us that’s I well I’m going to leave a serious review of this place once I get on the intern you have a phone no you seem to have gotten them a little bit mentally but we did a little bit

Too I don’t know what the big deal you know did you h did you try and buy a lot of stuff too or no no just he did other things my gam uh I hello order ah okay um okay I will uh I’ll take the sushi Plata and a beer rum you have

Rum it doesn’t say on the menu you do have rum I’ll take rum we have Captain Morgan’s from now we’re talking I’ve never met this Captain Morgan but he sounds like a good fellow I’m sure he’s wonderful and for the young lady um I will have your salmon steak

And some tea please salmon steak and would you like the tea hot cold and uh hot please uh a little bit of sugar okay could you um could you ask about the the the entertainment that’s supposed to come I’ve uh very interested to see I’m hoping it’s

Balis I we attempting to get bore hope he’s here he is a bit oh on the expensive side ah ah darn oh I’m sure you I me it’s okay absolutely love this entertainment you will be unable to handle their me take it away what what I the what I don’t know that’s

Mysterious I don’t know what we’re going to handle but I I can handle anything I mean some more some more enthusiasm would have been nice but uh get ready for for the best entertainment you’ve ever heard a second only to uh balice uh but still amazing uh potion

Maker please do not drink anything he gives you he paids to be here right uh and please clap okay will be here soon and we’ll have a this one hey oh I have to stay to see this PO thank you that’s a cool trick that was neat my potions are not for selling

What what what they would kill a beast let alone a man I’m confused used I to this is entertainment this what the humans do I I mean usually it’s more actually entertaining but some British this British humor um a little bit yes very strange very strange it’s a little strange

Yet well I mean I I can’t stop fing over yeah I mean he’s got a really big pimple kind of want to pop it with my sword he does yeah don’t think that’s a good idea yeah I’m not sure if that’s appropriate my crew would me do it I think that might

Get us kicked out that’s true although I’m sure you guys are on thein Ice just like us that’s true don’t push your luck yes we already almost got kicked out I’m just going to ask you know hello Mr uh Mr potion cell sir um

Do you mind if I it’s got a smiley face on it do you mind if I just poke that pimple with my sword you give it a little pop what is this a potion you deserve I deserve a potion I should drink this I mean okay if you say so oh oh

That’s I needed that water that’s horrible that’s oh God are you are you okay I yeah oh that’s just what is that what what’s wrong with that why would you do that to a person I told you not to drink it that’s that’s true this place just got more interesting that’s

Not that’s not funny okay I’m just going to oh it’s hilarious I’m me I’m going to get out of here yeah um I I’ll be there in a second that was wow yeah are you okay do you need to sit down I’m I’m okay you I don’t I don’t

Know if I want to sit you sure um your potions aren’t too strong for me no please like another do not your potions Griffin Griffin okay fine I I will not drink the potion here you go take it take it back probably a good decision too strong for travel your

Potions are not too strong for me Emily This Is A Lie slander I could drink any potion we going to have to then drink it all right I mean I said I wouldn’t drink it but that’s a challenge so no please sir don’t drink the ow oh that hurts oh that’s

Horrible one of the customers die do we get fir oh yes you guys got any water anything I have your R sir oh I’ll take that some water get something please um oh also milk might help something potions are not too strong for me oh let me just

Oh yeah see that’s that’s the real kick of the rum I can drink any potion all right all right um so I I believe I’m going to call an ambulance if you two could just step away from the table andad and if you could call the police

On him an ambulance for what I’m fine police you everybody please step up the pr premises except you you’re staying here everybody off the premises now please okay um don’t get back here oh I guess we should go this way he’s escaping Northbound I guess you can go that way

It was a pleasure meeting you too you too sorry yes see that guy’s potions no chance are you okay you shouldn’t have done that yeah I’m I’m totally fine no potions are too strong for Riven yson all right if you say so just don’t do that again please of course not to

Worry um I don’t know what else there is to see around here but um you were you were saying about about your F you guys can come along we got to kind of go uh yeah sorry I know these people oh you do restaurant is closed yes they’re my

Friend Steve oh he okay well um I don’t really know where we should go now but you were you were you were saying something about your your fate and you know before the the potion guy came out I mean it’s not something I’m really happy with oh then why don’t you

Um try and do something different because I mean you heard what everybody said we can’t change fate well well not necessarily can’t change it but that’s just this fate iose I mean have you never thought about other opportunities out there have you ever thought about like why the Norse are

Separate um I haven’t put much thought into it we choose to be I guess on our own path so there are other options out there well I mean well there are but I mean if the majority of the pantheons decreed that I have to find treasure in the sea

That’s what I got to do doesn’t always have to be like that though right I mean I’ve heard Damian’s fate and I’m never going to let that happen no disrespect to your brother and your family of course but you know that’s that’s my destiny can’t be his I suppose

Um speaking of which you are in interesting case um is that a good thing you can change fate I mean it’s not necessarily changing fate it’s just our Fates aren’t connected to the other Fates therefore nothing is said in stone it it’s kind of the same thing you have

A different fate you’re the only one who can really change it I mean yeah I I I guess that’s kind of true but like you know the the Norse Fates are just separate and it’s not necessarily just me it’s any Norse if there was a child of

Lowkey they could you know do the same sort of thing if there was you know some conflicting Fates that’s just how it how the world is right now because the NS and I guess Kyle and whoever else is in charge of this stuff just they don’t get along I guess I

Don’t I don’t really know you know I stick to my I stick to what I know on the sea I don’t really get involved in all the politics it’s complicated but now I’m telling being told I have to so unfortunately umow I have a question if you wouldn’t

Mind do you think the north would have a fate for me possibly I mean it should I mean the fates have a fate for everyone no matter who it is whether it’s the joint one whether it’s the the Norse fat there’s a fate for everyone

Out there whether you know it or not I mean I haven’t technically heard mine from them but I know it’s there I don’t know what it would be here but it’s not really that important to me what the fade is here I mean fair enough stick to what

You know it’s MH it sounds like you’re interested in hearing what your other fate could be what possibility there is for you perhaps a little bit I I can’t say I’m not curious well I don’t think there’s an academy for it cuz that is a little bit of a strange concept

But there might be a way to find out it is a bit odd isn’t it it is a bit you know I never even heard of this place till I washed up a Shore and to hear that there’s an academy where they redo your Fates when you’re ready it’s an odd

Concept then again it is whole culture is an odd concept to me but at least the Sun in the sky is still beautiful on the water something’s never changed still the same no matter where you are yeah yeah so um did you enjoy this excursion I mean I had fun yes oh good

Good you know this is the well this is this is the first date I’ve ever been been on you know don’t interact with too many people at on the sea so you know but can you repeat that uh yeah this is the first dat I’ve ever been

On this is you know oh the first you know girl that I’ve you know been interested in you know your Damian sister which is kind of shocking to me but you get all the looks he got he got all the sure he got the hide or whatever but you’re

Great I mean I mean thank you you’re you’re you’re great friend as well um but I I think perhaps there might have been a communication um see the problem is that you’re a diey um that’s a problem I don’t like guys um you don’t I mean even if you work

Girl or I mean if I was straight I probably wouldn’t date you you’re not be the my type um but like you’re really really really good friend um and I really like hanging out with you um I am so sorry you you like girls oh I I do

Yes that’s that’s cool yeah that’s awkward um yeah no that’s that’s totally fine I’m so sorry I didn’t realize that what was happening here it’s cool you know I you like girls I like girls girls are great um girls are great yes yeah and just you know that we have that in

Common yeah we would be great friends we do yes um I if you need help finding somebody who’s not a girl who is not integer how do you know what’s the signals um well there’s not really signals um how we supposed to know I mean I guess you kind of just ask

People more so go okay but that could be awkward um I know what to do sometimes it’s obvious sometimes it’s not um like like um the person who was helping us um the one with the pink the pink sleeve the sweat with the pink on it yes yes is yes

Um she on her arm has a lesbian flag which means oh she likes girls as well do you do you want to like should we you could yeah I mean I could go ask for her number yes and we can see if anybody else is around for you we’ve got this

Yeah let’s we we’ll we’ll we’ll wingman this whole situation we’ll we’ll get the number we’ll we this is going to be this is going to be great this is a great idea yeah this is this is fine this is this is do you reckon they’re still there they’re probably

Still there hope they’re probably still there hopefully the police aren’t there I really hope the police aren’t there that’ll be really awkward hello um hello is there anyone oh this is the wrong building oh this is the wrong building I’m getting lost we I didn’t realize how far we

Walked nobody nobody was there um so hopefully we won’t get in trouble for that this one this is the right building yes yes this is the right building in cuz it lead to the docks um hello I don’t think anyone’s here oh I’m coming sorry the place is

Low it’s you two again um there was an attempt to murder here so hi do you like girls um yes no yes that’s a little straight forward meet my friend Oasis hi I’m I’m Oasis um it’s it’s lovely to meet you um you cannot buy this place if that’s

What no no no no lesbian solidarity and all but yes um I have a proposition for you perhaps um she would like your booty no she should you got this games guys thank you the dark game if maybe if if I win could I perhaps get your number it’s perfectly okay if not

Sir could you please not harass my coworkers no why not no no Michael I’m desperate I am desperate yeah yes of course uh I mean sure you could maybe I I willing to try am I going have to pay the whole rent now no no no so you like girls yeah ah

Cool let’s go watch what come on all right free shots you know the rules you got this get that boy I will I will try to hit one um oh look at that you you got it and you got my number oh and the te you ordered earlier sorry thank you so

Much great jump you did it oh watch this watch this oh hey oh do you guys like girls Wait no that’s not right is it that’s you guys like boys interesting to yeah hi um yeah of course I’m Riven Riven your nice to meet oh is

That forign I like it you know I’m going to be king of the Pirates one day oh he’s still staying in character I love that totally you should toad take my number sure sure uh let me I can write it on this piece of you can write it on

This piece of paper do do you do you not have a phone not on me it’s currently uh C in the just yeah I’m sure he just left it at home or something oh yes yeah it was it was by the way I love these outfits yeah

You could just oh thank you so much yeah well well yeah you’d write that you know what and you can pass it around anyone that likes boys uh put your number on this piece of paper oh swee I’m not going to be someone’s second choice you have fun uh no you

What oh well I’ll just I’ll just leave this right here anyone that likes boys you put your number on it and I’ll come back and pick it up yeah okay thank you that’s just embarrassing thank you it’s okay Fen Fen I think I know um some people back at

Campus that you could possibly flirt with we’ll see oh I don’t okay we’ll see all right if you need a friend for help yeah there uh thanks no worries I have stopped questioning I have a date that’s all that matters congrats well we should probably uh we should probably get back

Right we should probably head back before somebody know is this yeah well I it was nice meeting all of you um see you we loveely seeing you guys again yes I’ll see you guys later we see you guys in a bit time you’re going to you’re going to

Ride the bike right well yes yes we’re riding the bike back if that’s all right yeah yeah yeah I just you know I don’t want to walk okay yes I will I will we can do that again is it just me or is that one person’s voice like really intimidating

A little bit yes I wasn’t going to say anything because that was going to be rude but like that’s why I waited I didn’t want to be rude yeah yeah okay so I shouldn’t go backwards no um okay I’ll go sideways let me let me that will work just make

Sure you hold on okay let me unti unchain this real quick