IGoByLotsOfNames – I Killed A God With My Bare Hands – Divine Journey Ep. 1

Foreign Thank you Oh yeah After the incident I am left with the bag of Truth and for the next few hundred hours I will be utilizing all methods necessary and all strategies needed to obtain the key to Infinity the only way of unlocking the contents of the bag of Truth this shall take us through tedious exploration epic

Assassinations disastrous industrial revolutions brutalist magic space colonization multi-dimensional colonization infinite automation mysterious puzzles and everything in between and this incredibly convoluted Journey Begins in this rather boring stretch of grassland so here is the plan for today the first man standing in the way of the key to Infinity was a god

Commonly known as bacock a character that was foretold by the anishinabe Audi Zoo can he is said to have flown through the forests of the Great Lakes region he cries a lot and eats humans and I had to summon him to steal something rather important from him in order to summon

Him I must set up some sort of frivolous and expensive summoning ritual which I will get to after I set up a basic base and in my head there was conveniently a 30-page roadmap detailing exactly everything that I had to do to reach the key to Infinity so I will be following

This step by step free stuff could also apparently be obtained along the way and immediately after starting I decided to replicate the behavior scene in lawn mowers to destroy grass this is because grass blocks were basically loot boxes of different magical things that did not belong in Grass such as cotton Wild Root

And Industrial Hemp then I obtained wood Step 2 obtain a wooden pickaxe this could be done without a crafting table due to this insane five minutes Craft Life Hack I split the pickaxe into two two by two crafts to be crafted into a pickaxe and now for another insane not

Clickbait life hack in real life or excavator by holding down C while breaking something every block of the same material would be destroyed along with it which I used to annihilate this Cobblestone ball sacrificing the wooden pickaxe in the process leading to the birth of the stone pickaxe and with

Stone tools I could finally create the crafting table on this table I arranged six cobblestone in a equiangular quadrilateral shape with one stick perpendicular to this construct this led to the invention of the stone Hammer this will be needed for obtaining iron but then I forgot about it because I had

Just found a good spot for my gaming headquarters there were trees there were grass and there was a lot of open space but this was slightly ruined by this suspicious looking lump of land next to my territory in order to prove that I was the true alpha male in my territory

I decided to conduct an FBI read on this only for me to discover several snipers inside I had been betrayed and I died but here’s the thing I have infinite lives they had won this fact alone turned a 1v6 into a replacement in accessible Infinity vs 6. and of course I turned

Out Victorious everything in here was now mine this included several golden carrots chests skulls mushrooms all of these would have a purpose later on everything had to go armed with my stone tools in my golden carrots for food I entered this cave I found nearby which opened up into a

Ravine and to my surprise this world was surprisingly rich in resources several multitudes of resources copper tin opal Prosperity infernium lead anything imaginable can be found here and this included iron the first possible method of obtaining iron was the caveman method this Stone Hammer from several Nano

Millennials ago would be used to ground iron into this pasta looking thingy and when this is combined with yellow dye from flowers it magically becomes smelted with my bare hands I molded these into rods and molded several Cobblestone into Cobblestone but darker with rods and Cobblestone but darker I invented the

World’s first furnace the key to Infinity Speed Run was looking good and the pace would be increased by making an iron pickaxe the predecessor Stone pickaxes were all sacrificed by using them to or excavate several tens of stone for yet another furnace but you may have noticed something or excavation

Was overpowered after obtaining iron my next short-term goal was to obtain the smeltery which was basically a furnace but bigger and better it could smelt molten hot molten materials and cast them into any shape that I pleased and smeltery will be sponsored by clay sand and gravel the main constituents for

Grout of course I spammed or excavation wherever I could this included the river the nearby Pond and the ground itself but when I or excavated grass I noticed that I had exposed a few or veins that was when I realized why walk all the way

To the closest cave I knew of when I could simply or excavate grass to expose ores right underneath me this was genius dream high IQ moment compilation until I began starving to death due to High Hunger costs of mining several cubic meters of natural environment but I

Could easily regain all my hunger by simply dying and rebirthing into a new Earthly form so my mining strategy consisted of destroying several plots of land before speed running dying either by zombies burning zombies or towering up with the dirt I just might before jumping after panning out approximately

10 of this entire bio I had accidentally exposed an entire Ravine this would have major implications for my upcoming Industrial Revolution because this was an especially Rich Ravine I could now finally die in peace and as a byproduct I now had several thousand pieces of dirt and several new species of seeds

The several tens of dirt towers and graveyards everywhere was slightly annoying but ultimately Irrelevant for my final goal in the meantime I had been crafting several hundred grout and smelting them into several hundred seared bricks for the smeltery project but the smelting was still incomplete so in the meantime I commenced my new

Capital S plan one tree equals several tens of wood equals several wooden pickaxes one wooden pickaxe equals several tins of cobblestone equals seven Stone pickaxes Seven Stone pickaxes equals a few hundred stone equals in infinite Stone pickaxes I had found an infinite Stone duplication glitch exploit unpatched free working 2023 HD

Mixed with a few deaths here and there to replenish hunger so after a tiny bit of environmental degradation I returned to base with a few thousand pieces of stone this would all be useful eventually and I discovered that my seared bricks were done smelting with these seared bricks I could make seared

Bricks but three-dimensional and real from there I used a bit of redstone glass and iron to create the smeltery controller casting Basin casting table seared drain seared tank and seared faucets the snow tree also ran on lava instead of coal as smelting fuel but this was given to me as a quest

Completion reward so that was convenient and I claimed some free item conduits and timers which caused the release of dopamine neurochemicals due to how useful this would be in the near future since this military took up a large volume of euclidean space I expanded the base over in my mining Death Pit using

Spare dirt from my previous 30 deaths the smeltery would be built on the south edge of this Outpost and it seems that I had enough materials to construct a three by three by three smeltery bigger is better and bigger means more volume for processing stuff I poured my free

Lava into this tank which led to the smelt reactivating now everything I dumped in there would become molten in a finite matter of time the molten materials could be poured out of faucets onto casting tables to form a specified shape in this case an Ingrid mold this

Gave me the option to turn any molten thingy into ingots and this includes auras each ore that was melted in this chamber would give two AKA 2 ingots but rather than manually clicking the faucet to cast stuff I could use this Redstone timer and hyper shorten its attention

Span to make its spam signals to the smeltery causing it to cast every 0.1 picoseconds to go along with this I connected the casting table to a chest using an item conduit this will automatically empty the table into the chest constantly and automatically to make way for the next casting task Upon

Returning from another wood collection hyper grind session I got a good view of the base and how far I have come as a society with an increasing variety of random stuff piling up the most natural thing to do with this wood was to make approximately 27 chests this would be

Enough for all the different categories of subcategories of substances I had to store wood ores Organics Stones dirt materials and industrialization I then broke the original chests and proceeded to sort everything for future reference with a suitable ore processing it was finally time to begin the process of getting everything for summoning baycok

To get into the magic behind this ritual I would need the whittling knife looks can be deceiving however because this secretly needed 81 obsidian in order to become strong enough to harvest all this I would need to mix together a few molten liquids in the smeltery in the

Process known as alloying so it was time to obtain some raw materials I crafted several tins of spare Stone pickaxes to ensure I wouldn’t be trapped in the caves and I brought a few buckets with me to do the gaming plan you may think that it is a horrendous idea to Traverse

The depths of this world without any equipment or Weaponry but lava is a weapon cheapest one and deadliest as well it could deal with anything that came from any unbalanced mod zombies putting visible green tacos with legs and mobs playing Dreamtime audio stock sound effects opposite of lava was technically a false

Vacuum in which no matter or Zero Point Energy occupies the space but another appropriate answer was water which was equally overpowered the water bucket was popularized by famous Minecraft YouTube dream when he did the dream on LG and it could be used to easily Bridge large stands of lava with lava water and

Infinite pickaxes mining this world was far too easy meanwhile back at the gaming headquarters I returned with several tins of iron copper tin and other low-tier elements I could make obsidian in this military by pouring in lava and water and this could be alloyed with iron and aluminum for the pink and

Shiny illumite which I could cast into the shape of a pickaxe head for a pickaxe head-shaped casted alumite but here’s the thing pickaxe is also needed tool binding and Tool rods and these would need an entire tankers construct Workshop so it was time to speed run

That using the power of iron and wood I could make blank patterns which formed the basis of the pattern chest toolstation stencil table part Builder and part chest on the stencil table I could use an unknown substance to engrave stuff on these blank patterns and with my bare

Hands I could use the patterns to carve Stone into perfectly shaped Contours now it was time to pour gold onto them to immortalize the sacrifices as golden casts after quickly reviewing all of the possible materials I could use for tools I determined that an obsidian binder and Tin Rod were appropriate tool portions

And I could combine everything in a tool station for my custom-built pickaxe I was powerful enough to mine not just one obsidian but about 128 obsidian and when this is compressed along with compressed obsidian and compressed copper and compressed iron I could assemble the whittling knife gaming had just begun

Using the free resources I obtained from the quests I began at cactus farm any spare cacti were burnt into green dye which were mixed with the crushed Bones from skeletons killed in my FBI raid I also began a weed farm with a gross domestic product of One Singular wheat

Which I used to lure several free thinkers into my base who were unfortunately trapped for the rest of Eternity in this new Animal Farm several other unrelated cows were also assassinated for leather with leather dye flint and water I obtained treated leather which I used to get the first

Thing I needed for a ritual drums this was followed by the invention of the Jingle Bell garment construct and the flute from various metals that I had conveniently just smelted I then set up some sort of ritual area which was basically just two drums and a totem

Pole made from clicking right click on someone while wielding the knife the ritual I was about to do would change the world it would magically transmutate the species of these saplings to match the genetic data of juniperous virginiana which is red cedar this will be done by more right-clicking you see

By right-clicking these drums right-clicking this flute and typing on this keyboard to move my in-game character to cause the Jingle Bell garment construct to move due to inertia relative to my moving body thus rotating the inner bells of the Jingle Bell to produce sound I was filling up this bar

Which shows the quantity of ritual sound effects I have made once a certain level of annoying sound effects is achieved the gods will finally grant me my wish of red Cedars which I harvested I then spam bone meal on this for instantaneous red cedar maturation so that I could

Slay the tree for its precious wood the red cedar wood forms the core of the third instrument the wind chimes when these I unlocked the next ritual the bubalina sub-tribe of the Arty attacked illum order species summoning ritual this would require slightly more cacophony to perform so I did a little

Bit of multitasking my strategy was to blow on the flute while banging on the drum by using the flute as a drumstick while occasionally holding wheat so that the cows in my farm were close enough to the ritual to be transformed this was too easy but I had to wait 20 minutes

For them to reach their Coming of Age so in the meantime I searched for the next animal that I needed for upcoming rituals the parrot according to Scientific literature and real American fact Checkers they could be found in all of these biomes and out of all of them

The magical forest was the closest parrot compatible bio but on my way to the supposedly magical forest I got distracted by a massive floating island in the sky so I made a deter and stopped everything I was doing to construct myself up onto the floating island at first this may seem like a

Waste of time but the time spent getting here was justified by the factual observation that there was free slime everywhere so I burglarized it from the floating land mass now it was time to actually walk to the magical forest but I got distracted once again by Beatles

Killing them would drop stuff that would be important in a few weeks this is serious by the way however before I could get distracted again I somehow made it at the magical forest and as predicted by my calculations I found the parrots I needed the next step was to

Domesticate them for later use this would require a forest’s worth of lawnmode grass worth of seeds that was because taming parrots was basically gambling to see if they will finally be subjugated after consuming five quadrillion seeds once they were under my command I forced them to sit down in

This exact location and on this location right next to the aforementioned exact location I set up my ritual area complete with totems wind chimes and drums in the time it took to get distracted and domesticate Paris all of my buffaloes had grown so I force fed them wheat to perform the glitch known

As the animal breeding duplication glitch this gave me room to kill one Buffalo four Buffalo teeth and hide these Buffalo teeth were part one of five for the fourth instrument the Shaker disclaimer any resemblance to real persons or other real-life entities is purely coincidental all characters and other entities appearing in this

Work are fictitious anyways this new instrument needed some emeralds lapis and Redstone so I returned to the deepest deaths of the Ravine I found armed with 10 worthless Stone pickaxes to sacrifice for mining the common oars and my more powerful alumide pickaxe to mine the more valuable lures once I had

Enough rare gemstones I combined everything into the shaking instrument this unlocked the next ritual the Eagle’s spawning ritual now this is where the parrots come into play by using the shaking instrument and some other older instruments I activated the parrot ritual now all that was left to do was to oh my God

The tragedy of the 2023 Massacre shocked the world four innocent civilians had all coincidentally and simultaneously flown into the lava out of free will this was unbelievable and not believable and I shall get my revenge on everything in a five mile radius I had been searching for days for the

Elusive parrot but when all hope was about to be lost I finally found Signs of Life in the form of exactly two parrots and so it was time to do a little trolling by turning these parrots into a kipitra day the modern eagle and these sacred creatures would be

Commodified living behind valuable legal bones and feathers for Mass consumption by the common public by doing a little bit of crafting I could transmute these Eagle materials into the eagle whistle but with small power comes small responsibility because this was the final instrument needed to awaken bacock

In the todenton’s ritual but first I had to do something extremely important I did a special ceremonial ritual to make my flute slightly shinier besides my screen becoming 0.5 percent more visually appealing to look at this newly up upgraded pants flute was apparently more annoying than the normal flute

Which meant that rituals will be completed more hastily in conclusion it was now time to summon bacock into our mortal Realm foreign I had been clearing out an obscene quantity of room for the boss fight Arena by now the sky was dark and the clouds began to discharge dihydrogen monoxide which was a sign that something bad or san was about to happen in the meantime I was contemplating how I would

Take down bake off I had been doing a bit of research and preliminary analysis reveals that he has a few hundred Health points has immense Speed high IQ intelligence quotient and is a bow spammer but I will not sink down to his level I was going to settle this using

Honor and glory and blah blah blah using only fists as the arena was nearing completion I noticed that Dawn was quickly approaching so I jumped out of the death pit of death and quickly made preparations the best accoutrements I could provide for myself were of irony

And I made about 400 Shields to defend myself from the 400 000 arrows that were about to be shot the 60 cows that I killed during my magical forest Rampage would also be useful because I would use their meat as sustenance with all of that in my inventory I proceeded to the

Ritual area and I began the trolling Foreign the ground was rather uneven these lakes and pillars were omnipresent as well not a part of the plan but analyzing whether the plan was going well or not was not a part of the plan first and foremost I use my Shields to ward off the first few attacks and in between

Shield blocks I took turns punching but in between my shield openings baycot managed to land a few painful shots if we took a look at various samples of my health in baycox health at certain times and Fiddle East squares regression line to analyze the trend it seemed that I

Would die first baycox shoot speed and reload time were simply too superb but I held on thank you foreign there is something you have to know about Divine Journey too when the player dies all their stuff is stored in a graveyard but all graveyards look the

Same and my most recent death to bacock Blended in with all of the other deaths that happened when I made the arena I could not tell whether the next grave had all my equipment or had 2 000 dirt in them bacon took advantage of my predicament and massacred me as I

Searched through the arena graveyard which only made even more Graves and I was left with more Graves to search than when I started searching but just when it seemed impossible that I could find my original grave a miracle happened I couldn’t see Bangkok anymore meaning he couldn’t see me meaning he couldn’t

Shoot me and I found all of my equipment but even then bacock didn’t reappear he didn’t trap or Ambush me so I looked for him I searched the east west north side upper lower sides of the arena and he was nowhere to be seen Babcock was officially lost this epic battle has

Turned into a search and rescue mission for this disgraced God but according to my calculations flooding in the arena caused by undrained lakes may have trapped him and this was true because I found bacock stuck in a flooded remnant of the old mining days so I plugged up

The water to resume my epic battle with him Thank you After familiarizing myself with baycox fighting pattern I now had more of an idea of what to do the cool down between each shot was constant so all I had to do was to hear the sound of my shield blocking something before immediately doing something by something I mean I

Either lunged forward or punched bake off this needed some very precise timing due to how constant a shooting was but the funniest observation was that I could deflect big hot slow Narrows back at him in fact deflections were the main thing slowly killing him so this battle was basically an assisted self-destruction

The fight dragged on and on and the phenomenon known as nighttime occurred zombies got between me and bacock but both of us were too focused on getting this fight over with whenever I got dangerously low on health I would Retreat into some place safe and feast on my federal meat reserves before

Returning the arena was now riddled with several durs megastructures some of which I used during my regeneration Retreats I knew every nook and cranny in my own base and I had the geographical advantage which was good according to the Art of War or something but it was at this point when bacock began

Demonstrating interesting Behavior he had also been learning my patterns and he knew exactly where I would pop out when I was is done hiding bacock himself also found a few hiding spots and he tried to Ambush me in one of the holes in the arena which failed because he

Somehow couldn’t shoot me when we were in the same block so I escaped and according to my recalculations I would need to go to a different part of the Arena since they caught wouldn’t be familiar with it so I fled to the north side which had several dirt walls and

Pillars to hide around he was already below half Health anyways so I simply had to finish him off After several more minutes of intense dueling I decided to retreat vertically this time seeking Refuge behind this ancient staircase as I was regenerating bacock stared intensely through this wall and the moment I went nine pixels to the side I was sniped off the staircase and the fight was resumed Thank you By the dawn of the next day bacock had fallen and I received Bay Cox bow which would be the first piece of the puzzle for the key to Infinity speaking of infinity my current sub goal is to reach replaceable uncountable Infinity subscribers please help me Reach This goal plus you will find out

When episode 2 will become real so I had just killed a God but Babcock was only one of many bosses that I had to face tens of lost Kings tired gods and deformed Creations awaited me rather soon and I shall challenge all of them in the upcoming chapters

But for now the obtaining of bakoxpo had unlocked quite a few tasks in the industrial and agricultural sectors of my society and I shall do all of that in episode 2 of divine Journey 2. some of you might be wondering what happened to group Tech New Horizons and

Nomi Factory you see I had achieved Fusion Energy and know me Factory but Nomi Factory had gotten boring after about a hundred hours of Simply making machines and putting machines and machine lines and connecting them to even more machines so I am taking a break from Nomi Factory but as for Greg

Tech New Horizons I shall be making a very special episode soon which shall also be the final episode of Greg Tech New Horizons to conclude the guild age Greg Tech SMP so that is an explanation of what is going on