Jeffy Minecraft – MUTANT JEFFY vs The Most Secure House EVER In Minecraft!

Wow my house came out so good oh my house is coming out like poop compared to yours well I actually spent some time making my house Jeffy unlike you well I did two day look I’m placing the wood down right now okay but why does it look

So bad because I need more wood ah see I just ran out do you have any more stone for the floor um yeah and he helped me break some of this dirt oh my God you’re taking forever Jeffrey don’t you have tools no no shovels oh great so now we have to

Use our hands oh well that’s all the stone I have Daddy all I have is dirt oh God Jeffy we need to get you more wood all right Daddy I got my stone Yaks and I’m ready to go get wood wait you want to see my house real quick Oh Daddy I

Don’t want to see your house no Daddy I don’t want to see your house look I have a nice little flower garden over here oh he smells so good for goalies hey what are you doing breaking your flowers because he’s making my house look like poop I traveled on the other side of

Minecraft to get those flowers now you just killed them all right let’s see the inside oh I like the color of the floor it looks just like me Oh Daddy you have a yellow bed in here for me too well yeah if you want to have your sleepovers

Wow oh well let me check out the upstairs whoa ew books Daddy no one wants to read hey whoa those are good books well Daddy I’m gonna go chop down some more wood all right I’m gonna come ooh this tree looks perfect right here yeah make sure

You get all of it I can’t reach that top one come on ah all right Daddy I have a total of nine pieces of wood you think you need any more yeah Daddy we need to go deeper into this forest and get all the wood maybe there’s some uh bigger

Trees down there wait daddy why is that tree yellow over here what tree I don’t see the oh that tree what the heck is this is this a pencil no way daddy there’s a giant pencil in the forest look I have a bench on my nose yeah I

See it’s like the same pencil but this one’s obviously so much bigger why would this pencil be in the middle of a forest like this I don’t know maybe they’re trying to hide it wait look they’re signs this is my home stay out wait this is a house Daddy it’s a huge pencil

House we need to go inside Jeffy I don’t want to go in the pencil it’s kind of scary but Daddy we need to go inside Jeffy it’s creepy that someone decided to build a big pencil house in the middle of the woods hello is anyone in here Kevin be quiet it looks like

There’s just a bunch of stairs going all the way up to the top this is weird hey Daddy looked as a chest here oh my goodness there’s cake and cookies daddy I love chocolate cake it’s my favorite Jeffy don’t eat the cake that’s someone’s cake well I don’t care Daddy I

Think this is my home this is not your home Jeffy we just walked in here and started taking their food they’re gonna get mad let’s go up to the next level slow down whoa another chest and a yellow bed let’s see what’s inside this chest oh my goodness daddy look inside

This chest why are there golden apples in here oh look at this shape it’s a j like on my shirt this is definitely my house Chevy this is kind of getting weird all right Daniel let’s go to the top floor and see if there’s more Jiffy Lube let’s take all these golden apples

Hello is anyone up here what the heck it’s a mutant Jeffy he’s breaking the blocks daddy wrong Jimmy upstairs I didn’t keep running oh God he’s following me honey around daddy keep going get to our house Daddy what was that thing I’m going inside the house I’m scared daddy it was

Like me but like a big mutant bird version I know you were like the Hulk that he was kind of cool I kind of want to go back no Jeff stay in here well what are we gonna do he’s just gonna follow us and probably destroy our house

Did you see him destroy that pencil I know I did see I did see but wait Jeffy you took everything out of that pencil right yeah I took all the lube oh no you stole his stuff now he’s gonna want to kill us oh well Daddy we need to somehow

Put some defenses on our house so he doesn’t come near us Jeffy we’re gonna have to put some crazy stuff on because he was so big all right daddy uh let’s start planning so I think we should put defenses on my house first since you know it’s the better house Jeffy we’re

Destroying your house wait what there’s nothing here to defend fine then we’ll just defend both houses how about that I’m defending my house what then I’m gonna defend my house daddy Jeffy you know what this house doesn’t even exist anymore I want no dude why are you doing

That hey stop that no house I didn’t see a house well I still got my floor Danny how about that hey don’t destroy my floor oh man the floor oh what happened you’re so annoying I don’t remember a floor here it’s just dirt it’s weird all

Right Daddy what defenses do we want to do first to protect your house well he’s a Jeffy right yeah we gotta make some type of traps hmm traps wait daddy he’s a big mutant Jeffy what if we just use cake and lure him into a trap Jeffy

That’s a great idea but we need to put a lot of cake down he’s big all right Daddy I got the perfect idea wait what are you doing all right we’re just gonna put this here ah cake on top and he’s supposed to go after the cake yeah but

Underneath we put something that’s gonna hurt him oh my gosh if we can use quicksand wait quicksand yeah really hold him because he’s so big and strong it’ll make sure he doesn’t get out all right daddy that’s a good idea let’s make a few of these traps I’m gonna get

The quicksand I’m Gonna Keep building the cake okay I think that’s good for him whoa Daddy that quicksand looks so good I know when he gets stuck in it oh no I can’t get out and kick it out wait does it actually work yeah jump in oh

God daddy this quicksand sucks but don’t struggle you’re gonna die Daddy I’m struggling I keep sinking don’t worry I’m in creative well he won’t be Jeffy I have the best idea ever what is it I think since it’s you and you’re really really dumb I think we make one big

Spider web one big trap hey don’t call me dumb daddy well I’m just saying it’s just you but bigger daddy don’t make fun of my Mutant shelf well he’s coming after us and he’s coming to get you so you should make fun of him too yeah I

Guess you’re right all right daddy do you think this net is looking good oh yeah super big yeah this is the biggest net ever he’s definitely gonna get stuck in this I think he’s just gonna walk right in it all right just gotta do the bottom I’m getting stuck in the web I

Know Daddy whoa this looks so huge definitely gonna get stuck in there like a big fly yeah Danny whoa Daddy look at all the turrets in the game what if we use some of these I mean yeah we could place those down we’re gonna need him he’s big he’s huge whoa there’s a

Grenade launcher turret there’s a gun turret what else do we got railgun or rocket launcher turret wait daddy maybe we should put him on top of the house wait but Jeffrey are these gonna blow up the whole entire area no Daddy these turrets are gonna be fine don’t worry

Are you sure no that makes me feel very comfortable now there we go we’ll put a gun one there and then we’ll put a grenade one there okay I think that looks pretty good I think that’ll be enough air coverage just in case he jumps on us yeah Daddy all right let me

Just fuel him up and then we’re gonna test them out all right Daddy I added fuel to every single one place something down so we could test it out all right I’m gonna place down some husks whoa daddy look at them go whoa those are insane they just killed

Them so now imagine those were the mutant jeffies well I’m sorry but jeffy’s gonna die hey don’t say that I mean the mutant one the mutant One’s Gonna Die yeah that’s better now I also have another plan you have another plant daddy of course I do I’m so smart all

Right what’s the next defense that we’re gonna add I say we put fake water down wait what is fake water well Jeffy I’m just gonna show you go to survivor real quick what survival yes yes you have to do it all right Daddy I’m in survival

Now what all right I’m just gonna make something real quick you have to swim through it all right what stay right on this side this side this side right here be very careful daddy you’re literally just placing water now walk to me all right Daddy I guess I’ll just hop in the

Water wait why why is it killing me what daddy why would you do that to me well you fell for it wait so poisonous water is basically like lava water uh yeah essentially the same thing yeah well Daddy that’s a genius idea we need to add poisonous water everywhere you know

What Jeffy I think it’ll be a good idea to put it right behind the web all right Daddy good idea let’s get to digging we’re gonna make the biggest poisonous water mole ever Jeffy what are some other things you don’t like um green beans okay you don’t like green

Beans wait you don’t like vegetables no I hate vegetables what if we place vegetables down here we place crops and it acts as a wall that is that even Jeffy won’t want to come near our house at all yeah cause you’re gonna be afraid of having green beans all

Right Daddy I’m gonna get a diamond hoe and start going crazy all right daddy I’m going crazy all right you can start doing that I’ll Place some water behind you all right just gotta keep going we need a wall of vegetables ew this is so disgusting okay Jimmy you don’t have to

Place them down I don’t even want to do this Daddy it’s disgusting me so much I know but you’re doing a really good job just keep going all right Daddy I keep going God keep going all right daddy is this far enough yeah I think maybe we do

The other side too all right Daddy Let’s just connect this to this fence over here ew Daddy Let’s place down these beetroot seeds oh they’re so bad they smell weird oh my goodness they’re so disgusting this mutant Jeffy is gonna absolutely hate this they’re basically

Like a red onion ew I can’t believe I’m even touching them right now oh God they smell funny I hate vegetables whoa Daddy these vegetables are looking so disgusting look they’re starting to grow oh god well Daddy I hope this works and the music and Jeffy stays far far away I

Mean I would if I was him but daddy look at all this space we have over here I think we need to make another trap another trap what do you mean another trap this time I think we should make a mini yellow pencil house you think it’s

Gonna like mimic his house he’s gonna want to go in it yeah and then we’ll just fill the bottom with TNT oh Jeffy you’re Evil all right watch this daddy we’re gonna put TNT all on the bottom this could be like the Eraser and then this will be the yellow part of the

Pencil it looks pretty good A little stubby pencil today doesn’t this kind of look like his house over there that’s the smallest pencil I’ve ever seen in my life well Daddy it’s supposed to be a mini one nothing too big now I have a lever where do we put the lever

Wait lever Daddy no we need a pressure plate well how is he gonna get in it all right daddy look watch this staircase there let me just break the inside of this then right here we’re gonna put a door and then on the inside is the

Pressure plate and if you step on that pressure plate Boom the pencil is gonna explode and the Mew and jeffy’s gonna die you gotta make sure you don’t accidentally go in here well Daddy I built this pencil so I don’t really care all right daddy now I think it’s time to

Get some overpower word weapons oh I can’t wait to do everything cool daddy we literally have staffs staff what do you mean by staff check this out daddy like that ow it literally turns everyone on fire yeah well how about this what the heck Daddy I’m gonna fire staff you

Back whoa Daddy look there’s some overpowered swords as well oh I really like this one daddy this sword looks so cool what about this one whoa I like that one too Daddy I think we need to get some armor as well let me just get full diamond armor real quick oh yeah we

Need to get overpowered Jeffy and then I think we get some bow and arrow oh good idea daddy look there’s a lucky bow and also a ruby lucky bow I’m gonna get the Ruby one I’m gonna get the lucky one well Daddy what do we do now we have all

The defenses done and we look insane well Jeffy we need to figure out how to get him to our house hmm what can we do Jeffy do you still have those cookies on you um yeah what if we use these cookies to make a trail from his house all the

Way to our house you’re such a genius all right Jimmy follow me all right daddy let’s go but we need to make sure to be super careful and super sneaky all right Jeffy we’re almost at his house okay so here’s your cookies and remember

To crouch and go all the way to his door daddy why am I doing it why don’t you do it because you’re Jeffy you know Jeffy better than anybody oh I guess yo all right Daddy I’m gonna Crouch make sure to watch right back Daddy okay watch it

I’m watching oh my goodness look it’s the mutant Jeffy what is he doing I think he’s going back to his house wait no Daddy’s just looking around being stupid oh no maybe he’s getting resources to rebuild his house damn I didn’t know I looked as good daddy all

Right oh he’s going back in where is it where is he going he just went up into the pencil house Daddy all right go this is a perfect opportunity all right Daddy all right I’m almost there go to his front door Place some cookie there uh

Place a cookie there Jeffy look up I think he maybe sees us oh God he’s looking right at me Daddy run I just threw all the cookies run daddy run he poisoned look the cookies dropped them all I got scared okay Daddy oh God I see him he’s

Breaking our spider webs get it get it get in all right daddy oh no what is he doing out there I think he’s looking at all our traps wait Daddy I think he sees the cake oh he’s looking at it oh he’s gonna go towards it yes okay he’s eating

It what Daddy he just ate the cake he’s stuck in the quicksand I think we got him hey mutant Jeffy what are you doing it looks like you’re a little stop we got you do you need our help there now oh God daddy why’d you have to laugh at

Him I look I got him he keeps hitting me and he’s shooting him with arrow shoot him with arrows yeah fire staff all right take that that’s that he’s on fire oh God he’s looking at me weird I don’t like this keep shooting I’m trying whoa

I think I just shot something at him oh no Daddy we got him wait daddy where’d he go yeah yeah um daddy look on top of our house why what’s on top of that oh my god daddy I think when I exploded him it shot him

Into the air and he landed on our house hey bud and Jeffy we just wanted to say hi all right take that ah my flight staff gotta get out of there I’m shooting him with this bow and arrow wait where is he going I think he’s

Running away Daddy he ran away I think we actually killed him for good but Jeffy he didn’t die he just ran away what if he’s gonna go get more like reinforcements or something oh no Daddy I think you might be right Jeffy look behind you oh God Daddy it’s the Mew and

Jeffy oh my goodness there’s multiple there’s multiple jeffies oh no yes our turrets are working I’m stuck in the poisonous water ow how many quicksand and you’re gonna die I’m going inside the house this is so chaotic ah dime you and jeffy’s die there’s one on top of

The house wait why oh God oh God come on turns help me no I’m on fire I’m gonna die I’m gonna die I’m gonna die ah Jeffy why don’t you just talk to him or something these are not me style and go on fire Eddie this fire

Staff is working really well oh no I’m stuck in quicksand oh it’s backfiring this trap that’s the fire no daddy why is the house on fire smash me into the floor no you probably didn’t know either daddy oh God oh God Eddie we should have got

Fire resistance I keep going on fire oh no oh no oh no oh no they’re jumping in the house wait Daddy I think there’s like one more left oh no there’s a lot more than one more heavy I’m getting surrounded why is there zombies too this

Is insane oh no daddy he’s doing a lot of damage I’m about to die I’m on her no oh no I’m getting surrounded how did you try to run I’m gonna die I’m gonna die I’m gonna die no I died Jeffy this is all your fault you gotta steal

All the cake in their cookies well Daddy I was hungry and they look good well you have to go up there right now and apologize to give it all the back oh but I want to keep them Jeffy you’re not allowed I’m fine daddy oh mutant Jeffy

Oh I have your cake and cookies here that I stole all right stop hitting the ground do you want him back all right well here you go and here’s all your cookies back what what do you want what do you want wait daddy he’s destroying the rest of our house hey oh

He’s so mean get out of here well Danny we got rid of him you and Jeffy Jeffy I hope you learned your lesson not to steal yeah I did all right Jeffy well let’s rebuild this house so uh go get some wood oh fine Daddy I guess I’ll go

Get wood but I’m definitely not going in that Forest if you guys enjoyed this video make sure to leave a like and hit subscribe right now bye