Mind-Blowing Hat Films Minecraft Colony – Episode 24!

Oh good day and welcome back to oh God sorry he scared the quack out of me he said good day really loudly yeah yeah yeah that pretty scary swore in the first 30 seconds oh sorry can we beep it yeah put like a quacking sound I’ll do a quank

Quank so that needs to be used that was really long quack okay brilliant what about H what about horn you could use any of those sounds there you go or B okay well put B in front of there’s a lot of choices there SP so you already know

Which one was used Craig’s face ping he’s uh this is the start of the edit for Craig all welcome back to Minecraft nice to have fun with he Craig he’s there EA a tuna sandwich aren’t you let’s let’s see him eat the tuna sandwich you can’t make

Can’t make him do that every time he’s not eating a chuna sandwich guys let’s see him e c egg and Crest he’s probably eating C what you reckon it is egg and Crest no chicken come on or something bit of chicken chicken homemade what about like a sains spre

Sandwich or a Tesco’s meal deal yeah probably something no he’s he’ll be at home won’t he uh best of both Loaf a bit of butter he throws into the ceiling and it sticks to the ceiling and we see it all yeah okay so where was I in all the mods

8 which I’m still suspect doesn’t have all the mods cuz Smith was looking for a girlfriend mod oh you were don’t need to tell everyone well come on I just heard this was called all the mods and I noticed that you know there’s no girlfriend mod not girlfriend mod surely

Like no sorry surely that was the one I had before um the Shirley mod yeah yeah surely not yeah no that’s what I mean shely not no do what can I do with an inferium infusion crystal that’s got no charges left toss it put on a mtal piece

Get it it’s worth a lot I mean you’ve got the most important one right you got unlimited one yeah but all these other ones cost so much to make yeah well put them on a [ __ ] frame and put them on your wall or something what do you want

Memories what is wrong with you this is a throwaway culture in what is wrong with you you looking for memories huh you won’t get them here how do you you won’t have a fun refilled time here no you no ditch the past get back to work

Live in the present I’m in the present get back to work forget the past get what youve learn godamn [ __ ] wall right apotheosis that’s what I want to learn about I’m going to learn about apotheosis today sick I could Pro go further down ours Magicka but I can’t be

Bothered right now take a side track I’m going to take a sidet track too why you build Twin Towers like me we’ll have twin towers everywhere quad Towers well I I might but I I oh sensitive of a subject for you Twin Towers not all there Twin Towers everywhere I know

Mention the ones that you clearly are referring to what ones through your sudden need to make it controversial yeah oh what you don’t want to rebuild what you want to let them win is that what you’re saying oh my God I’m rebuilding here I am in on the process of

Rebuilding right am I cheating I’m not cheating I’m just collecting my godamn quest rewards oh mate Trust trust is out of the [ __ ] water now no one trusts you this is what I’m [ __ ] doing TR I’m going through clicking this why would you trust anything he says

After he cheated the first time once a cheater always a cheater that’s the rule isn’t it it is a rule don’t know if itli cheats on you kick him to the [ __ ] C no the skewing what that means take pride in your talking about Minecraft if

He cheats on you just kick him to the curb don’t do it again fine God he would do it again I would absolutely do it again I’m cheating all he’s a cheating filth that’s outrageous we shouldn’t be accepting this not in this day and age um have more respect

For ourselves I think we six months pregnant with our child you bastard stop creating these crazy scenarios I’ll stop creating them when you stop cheating Filth Pig no I didn’t cheat this building into existence did I you’re you’re being I went and got every single block like a [ __ ] hypocritical why cu

Waiting for me to change but you also say cheat has never changed so stick with a [ __ ] opinion [ __ ] [ __ ] oh he’s got me there isn’t he he’s got me by the tackle there not much I can do or say about this other than maybe sing it off [Applause] yep

Cheater why can’t we have a beautiful like town like why why is you’re just building Towers no no no no no those towers are a pivotal landmark in what will be known as our town well then build a nice Village around it there’s a castle down here there’s a small Castle

Which is a very Cubist uh design they’re going to be Twin Towers I’m going to build Pathways I’m going to build maybe I’ll build mine carts wow that connect everything you could build to create this could be an entire Village guys but no why don’t I just read books and

[ __ ] lose all my time looking looking at mods and then running around finding bits like you we can all safely say in the all the episodes so far you haven’t done any of that no I’ve done none of that exactly so what the [ __ ] are you talking I’ve been building silly houses

Yeah and and and climbing frames so you haven’t been stuck in any sort of it’s a climbing frame book learning any mods just a climbing frame how do I socket things then cu the um the Anvil doesn’t work someone needs to sleep you want me to sleep yeah sleep off all

Right I’ll sleep so TR you wouldn’t know how to socket something then unfortunately not but I could figure out all the [ __ ] Minecraft you spent playing and you don’t know how to mostly focusing off for information you need to know yeah I know that’s my last hope

He’ll feel when he hasn’t thought about him when he’s given it a cursory thought I’m like all right no now I’m going to say he’s an idiot he’s like I’m not an idiot then he’ll think about it harder thinks he’s got me all sused out I’ve got you

All the up to him use a smithing table for [ __ ] sake right thank you for that not for [ __ ] sake you I mean for [ __ ] sake it’s a different kind of sounds like an anvil to me a smithing table uh right suits you to tree doesn’t it table doesn’t it his

Name what are we laughing about today I’ve seen that guy smear poo on mirrors in toilet once what me yeah that guy there that guy over there you haven’t have you not seen him do that that’s an actual L I tried to stop him but he was really powerful and overpowered me what

The [ __ ] yeah tried to wipe the tissue which would had on it you tried and I said why are you doing this well on because I said please just stop it someone has to clean this up and you you just ref that’s no you shouldn’t lay

Hands on I honestly didn’t think I’d see you again I’m quite annoyed that we have to have this interaction you shouldn’t have laid hands on me that’s not reason enough to lay hands on me just let me do it leave gra the tisue from your hands

Yeah it wasn’t on a tisue aded it wasn’t on a [ __ ] tissue you mis that my hand oh you didn’t oh you R my bare hand oh for God’s sake no no no my bare hand remember your little bare hand yeah yeah yeah that’s that was creepy looked like

A real bear was it real bear hand no that’s why they call me poo bear no one calls you Pooh Bear yeah they do well you’ve got a reputation foring sh you have a reputation for that W that’s not good yeah yeah well I’ve got a right to

Poo Bear Hands poo hands I’ve got a right to poo hands the Constitution Ross [ __ ] hell you got a right to poo hands okay yep so smithing tables how you socket items got to the bottom of that brilliant job there Alan thanks I’ve learned something else today sorry

Yay yeah what is it I made a supply Camp which is how you start my colonies wow congratulations on your progress looks [ __ ] does it I mean what is this awful oh i’ got some basics in here this is nice so I think what I do is this town hall is the start

Of mine colonies so let’s put this down and I got my little build tour which is cute fundamentals Town Hall what the [ __ ] is this this is not the right pack is it right what tr’s done something crazy word is out about newly founded colony ass soon the first

Settlers will join your Colony if there’s enough space around the town hall experienced Governors can turn off these helpful messages oh I’m not experienced at all he’s not got no CL oh there’s a nice Patron button that’s a nice big bright color versus all the other buttons oh Maximo a Arden an honor

Her pleasure to meet you sir he’s going to get scared Away by howx ostentatious you are look at your stats you’re strong and agile but not very athletic it seems very disappointingly athletic well then what can we do certainly not run Maximo build options let’s see build building

This building requires a builder’s HUD of course it does imman p ha welcome welcome to the m Colony Jesus Christ it’s not Jurassic Park this could be your girlfriend Smith who immani P hail [ __ ] sake don’t want a Minecraft girlfriend that was a joke yeah sure wink stop it wink no Builder’s Hut

Requires one Builder’s Hut Block in inventory so I guess I look for Builders Hut look at me learning mods right Ross what’s that like what does it feel like do you feel different are you happier in life stronger than before wow why didn’t you go ahead wet your

Lips and suck my dick [ __ ] Jesus [ __ ] Christ that is God really on the nose beware Al methew just entered the colony hey um I’m going to help you build a wall around this cuz apparently the night time they get absolutely blasted in the ass by can you see the

Edges huh can you see the edges hold on let me do something here oh the the turn thing yeah no I can’t no um right I’m going to build a huge wood wall around this Colony so is it going to have to be on on the boundary itself or can I go

Smaller than that you can go smaller for now cuz like it’s literally the supply Camp and this block so just make sure the villages are safe okay I built a couple of residences blocks and Builder H blocks so this is how mine colonies Works uh you put down this block you get

A mine Colony person to build it yeah and then they go out and actually get all the resources and stuff and they have all different jobs so because like you have been doing this recently I’m going to say o boring yep yeah that’s fair yeah that’s pretty

Fair ywn ywn ywn make it work nerd Fair yeah understood I’ll make it work right I’ll keep stum about it right okay you really got a few people here now Smith people are flocking to this town they’ve heard all about the free crank and hookers wait I didn’t hear about this no

Because you’ve been you haven’t seen it whatever this is here yeah is outside the wall just so you know it will expand yeah it will expand we’ll do multiple walls we’ll do um look I’ve requested this building be built and now Maximo Arden is going to work on it that’s

Really cool come on Maximo here you comes I’m just oh he’s got a little hat now look he’s got a hat Smith he’s got hat oh my God he’s wearing something on his head waus what’s wrong Maximo he’s gone too far oh he needs some shears yeah I saw

That mate oh he’s going to be questing a lot isn’t he yeah you’re I’ll get you the basic keeper now God where am I you’re a father I’ll get you the basic tools your father no no who’s your Barber who’s your Barber right so that makes much more sense hey hey

Yeah who’s your Barber yeah no I got I got I got I got a question for Jake Paul who’s your Barber oh my God oh my God it’s good oh God barely had it together look at his hair have you noticed his hair look at his hair

Though what come on like what he say who I didn’t hear uh oh my God I mean making a video about the dead body was one thing but like the hair that wasn’t Jake it was one of them if one of them hadn’t done it the other one would have wow I

Tell you what one of them went ah [ __ ] I thought I heard of those damn it I wish I thought of that who is your Barber who is my barber curious who is is Barbara I wonder if they can use Cobble straight away they probably oh God oh God sorry

Not sorry to interrupts I thought you were really excting my Bees No No Blueberries I didn’t they have didn’t blueberries had um Thorns hello mate have some food or something mate Maximo Arden water lad Maximo Arden build it NAD can I help I’m Not The Lyricist of

This posy H you are a posy yeah what do you need now you [ __ ] oh you need a [ __ ] hoe is that what that is yeah GH of all the tools I missed you want a godamn hoe um okay I need to look at this Square I’ve made um I’m now going to

Maximo might destroy a bit of it just so so want to be clear probably going to destroy part of it all right here you go mate um here’s your little ooh almonds hose don’t bring that hoe to a hotel cuz Hotel everybody even the mayor which is you I think

Maximo you talking to someone called Maximo I’ve got a hoe it’s in here mate should I put it on you hi here you go get to it [ __ ] you shouldn’t call him that you what else do you need what’s a sadot seed Sage seed break grass to find

SE acquired resources okay I’ve built two towers what okay two towers have been built congratulations they the same in nature they’re done the simple Tower of has been built now two syringes into the Earth have been poked upwards I’m coming to see are you ready you want to see

This house the PIR syring ey Maybe I can get a bridge between maybe some of magnificent Bridge across here that then links the town um I will be building a wall build a wall and you’re going to make the moners pay for it and Us in whoever them are them will them

Different people each year we have keep them on the other side build a bridge yeah oh so it doesn’t actually it really is just like the shape it’s just a shape right now yeah what are you going to put inside you going to like like mezin yeah

We we’ll work on that but for now it’s very much a structure of beauty and syringe like qualities do you like the syringe like qualities is that something you look for building right yeah uh with a picturesque bridge I think you could have gone bigger but I could have gone

Bigger maybe I’ll just go down further oh that’s cool de that’s really cool that’s quite a nice little I mean I do like your Towers yeah they look good but this is like a you should um interesting you see the split in between either side of the land the side you should replace

All the trees and the land and everything with uh Black Blocks and on the left do the entire world from the left side in white blocks that sounds insane but maybe there could be a there could be a yeah a black and white VI I mean I’ve already

Got these structures here that are built with the same materials so they’re not far off off he goes oh Maximo you right you going to start oh there he goes he’s breaking down the the tree I’ll help you out a little bit cuz that’s can you make

Him build a wall yeah would you like me to explain in my nerdiest voice or never pick up what have your feeling if you get yourself what’s called uh the build tool M you can just right click the ground anywhere and then you pick the structure you want them to build wow and

You choose where to place it and then it’ll add it to their queue of stuff to build you also have to provide them the resources what kind of resources well like throw it at them put it in a chest what uh the Builder’s Hut you put it in

There yeah um but eventually they become so you can build like mining uh building isn’t nerdy enough you can build mining uh camps with which uh the mine colonists themselves will gather the resources and place them into a storage container and then you can have couriers that uh take those resources when the

Builders request it and placed in the corent so this like first person age yes setting up like Lumber camps absolutely right okay Jesus you wanted it I didn’t it’s just getting so intense very exciting M you could definitely time lapse my perspective by the way cuz I’m eating a

Cookie that’s cool I’m glad half it’s a shield yeah there’s a big old bit in my view um yeah probably not a good time lapse you’re right and thus the mine Colony has begun thank you so much for watching me and Maximo a Arden begin

Life a new and give life to Vienna J cresy Thatcher I Reeves immani pel and many more to come in mine colonies stay tuned thanks for being a member if not consider joining for the extended episodes goodbye bye bye a